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Dork thread

Only dorks allowed in here

>> No.13002563
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>> No.13002579 [DELETED] 
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>>13002557
porky and dorky
www

>> No.13002602

>>13002563
cutest dork

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>>13002602
the dorkiest dork

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i wonder which one is the biggest dork in gensokyo

>> No.13002632

Is Sekibanki a dork?

>> No.13002643
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>>13002632
she might be, all of her danmaku is basically just homing short lasers, which can easily be dodged by just moving slowly and separating and multiplying her head is a really dorky power for a youkai

>> No.13002750

>>13002557
Why are you making a thread for ME? I am not Otaku Culture.

>> No.13002750,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13002579
bald and GAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13002919

>>13002617
But Okuu isn't a dork

>> No.13003068

>>13002919
yes she is

>> No.13003071

>>13002557

>> No.13003073

>>13002643
That artist looks familiar

>> No.13003145

>>13002557
I want to kiss a dork.

>> No.13003147

>>13003145
Ehh?!

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>>13003147
I bet dorky lips taste delicious.

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>>13003068
No she isn't!

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>>13003154
a big birdbrain!

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>>13003068
this is literally the first time I've ever heard anyone call her a dork

>> No.13003179

>>13003155
A birdbrain isn't a dork though

>> No.13003183
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Post more Futo

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>>13003171
This was mentioned since TH11 release. Okuu basically got her powers granted from Kanako by devouring a sun god with the intention to use her as a energy source. She's a brainless klutz with tremendous raw power who is also Satori's pet and wanted to take over Gensokyo by nuking everything.

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snack is a dork

>> No.13003373

>>13003171
As opposed to a figurative first time?

>> No.13003378
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Youmu is a dork!

a huge dork!

>> No.13003383

>>13003378
post the panties one

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I bet you have to, like, talk totes slow and easy with her and don't use any big words or whatever.

>> No.13003409

>>13003358

no she's not

>> No.13003478

>>13003351
Ok

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>>13003183
Lol dork

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I like dorks. They are cute and quirky

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>>13003512

>> No.13003606

>>13003351
>>13003351
Shes just a dumb bird then, i don't see how she would be classified as a dork

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>> No.13003648

>>13003606
i don't know what kind of definition you have for the term "dork", but here is one:
>dork (plural dorks)
>(pejorative, slang) A quirky, silly and/or stupid, socially inept person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends. Often confused with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same level of intelligence.

>> No.13003755

>>13003648
She doesn't give off the impression of being neither quirky or silly, only stupid.
You're probably the only one who sees her as a dork

>> No.13003785

Go to sleep Kevin

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>> No.13003789

>>13003785
who?

>> No.13003792

>>13003787
The slow sex Youmu book was the best.

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Futo > Youmu

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>>13003785
>>13003789

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>>13002557
Youmu eating like a dork brings a tear to my eye.

>> No.13003885

What is it with silver/white haired girls being dorks?

>> No.13003889

>>13003813
>touhous sitting on child potties
The dorkiest fetish. I'm glad I have it.

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>>13003885
I think it makes a girl softer, not dorky. Those two are a coincidence.

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>> No.13004368

>>13003889
that's a boat

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>>13004361

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>>13004370

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what makes futo a dork despite being the personification of a chicken? i didn't engaged myself with these newhus yet
also: Cock-a-doodle-doo~

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>>13004368

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>>13002557
I once took a "Which Touhou are you" quiz and got Youmu as the closest to my personality. Shiki Eiki second.

>> No.13005143

>>13005054
That quiz is awful though

>> No.13005205

>>13005054
That means you're a dork, you dweeb. Lol what a gay.

>> No.13005627

no dorks allowed!

>> No.13005642 [DELETED] 

finally a thread i can call home

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>> No.13007484

Post more dorks

>> No.13007883

>>13003153
Would you be so kind as to tell me for I am not quite sure of what is going on in this picture.

As a token of my gratitude I'll post one of my most beloved keepsakes of the dork.

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>>13007883
that's so obivous, you have to be an even bigger dork than youmu to not understand what "sex" is

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>>13007904

>> No.13008533

>>13007973
what

>> No.13008657

>>13008054
That's one dorky dork

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>>13003383

>> No.13008859

What's the Japanese word for dork?

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>>13003183

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>> No.13008977

>>13008953
I think she's enjoying it

>> No.13009387

>>13008859
ドーク

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>>13008953
>those huge myons

>> No.13009653

>>13008859
ようむ

>> No.13013161

What Touhous are confirmed dorks?

>> No.13013340

>>13008901

Futo is going in undercover!

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>>13013161
Top dork: Alice, Cirno, Youmu
Mid dork: Rumia, Daiyousei, all Birdhus
Crazy dork: Flan, Koishi

>> No.13014355

i wanna pork the dork

>> No.13014655
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Futo is a moron!

>> No.13014704

>>13013340
undercover as what.

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was Futo the newhu that archived eternal life by being resurrected as a stone, pile of poop or vegetable?

>> No.13014984

>>13014961
No, she resurrected as a plate.

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>>13014984
being a plate is really dorky, i would use her as a plate for hamburgers and hotdogs with a lot of stinky cheese and never clean her

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>>13015197
>>13014984

>> No.13019928

>>13014961
>dumb as a rock
>a shit
What's the vegetable? You should have said fruit for banana.

>> No.13020110

>>13002557
I want yoomoo to my dick

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>>13002557

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>> No.13021788

I want to SPRAY on a dork

>> No.13022255

>>13021788
Spray what

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>>13022255
Bullets.

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>>13022297

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Futo isn't a dork, she's RADICAL.

>> No.13023664

>>13022331
a radical dork

>> No.13023773

LEAVE IT TO ME

>> No.13023797

>>13023773
don't you mean "it's leave to me"?

>> No.13023821

i want to die

>> No.13024015
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Dorks at play.

>> No.13024057

>>13024015
She forgot her bloomers. When her skirt gets torn off, everyone will see her panties!

>> No.13024186

>>13024057
Bloomers are underwear, silly, you don't wear both of them on top of one another. If she forgot her bloomers, it'll mean that everyone will see her secret place!

>> No.13024210

>>13024186
No. Bloomers were worn over underwear. Very few Japanese know that. It ruins the immersion every time.

>> No.13024215

>>13024186
>>13024210
Wiki says both a type of knee-length underwear and baggy trousers of a variety of lengths for women get called bloomers.

>> No.13025381

>>13024015
now that's what i call a dork

>> No.13026319

It's well known that Youmu is a dork, but is she attracted to other dorks? That is the real question.

>> No.13026338

>>13026319
I don't think so. Dork men aren't attractive.

>> No.13026369

>>13026338
she's fuckin gay dude...........................

>> No.13026517

>>13024015
I tried taking the skirt off, but it ended up too lewd after I started adding sex toy cross sections. Dorks are just too fun to bully.

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>> No.13027858

>>13027794
Post your scores.

>> No.13027937
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HAHAHA! DORKS!

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>>13027858

>> No.13027968

>>13027956
what game is this

>> No.13027972

>>13027968
http://3-me.net/flashdir/hanrei/

>> No.13029601

>>13027794
I want her to slam Myon onto my dick.

>> No.13029808
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Within Youmu the dork begins to roar ---- and now she's ready to strike!

From above the dork came and she burned the world below! Youmu falling from the sky and she leaves no man alive!

>> No.13030203

>>13029601
What would it feel like

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>>13030203
It would feel like a soft, but viscous fluff descending upon me. She'd catch me hiding in the shadows, fapping, as she undressed for bed. With only her camisole and bloomers on, she'd slam Myon onto my quivering dick in panic and embarrassment. My lust for her and the soft touch of her soul would bring me over the edge, shooting my made-for-Youmu seed into Myon and giving Youmu the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.13030229

>>13030222
neat

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>>13030229
I'd then sneak away as Youmu squirmed on the floor in the throes of a virginal creampie orgasm even before her first kiss. The next day I'd bully her by catching her looking at me again and again and enjoying her blushes as she quickly looks away.

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I want to watch Youmu while she sleeps

>> No.13030275

>>13030251
I want to fap onto Youmu as she sleeps.

>> No.13030279

>>13030275
that's rude

at least wake her up before ejaculating

>> No.13030286

>>13030279
I'd cum in her mouth and then wake her up.

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>>13030251
I want to go on a date with Youmu to a waterpark.

>> No.13030330

>>13030317
>Not floating on Myon

>> No.13030360

I want Youmu to bully my penis

>> No.13030371

>>13030360
I want Youmu to stuff Myon into my urethra and then give me a footjob, forcing me to cum Myon out of me.

>> No.13030402

>>13030371
That's an odd fetish

>> No.13030442

>>13030286
You could try convincing her that it is ectoplasm
from Myon.

>> No.13030528

>>13030330
Who ye quoting?

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>>13030371
>>13030360
I want to bully Youmu's futa penis and stuff Myon into her urethra.

>> No.13030576
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what if
you all are the dorks and youmu has the smarts and because of your dorkiness you aren't able to notice her smarts

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>>13030566
Youmu doesn't have a penis dude, she's a normal, natural XX female.

>> No.13030590

>>13030566
futa is garbage

get outta here

>> No.13030591

>>13030578
I've seen enough evidence and I'm convinced she often does have one.
Must be a spellcard or something.

>> No.13030606
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YOUMU WANTS TO KNOW HOW YOU WILL REMEMBER HER? YOUMU HOPES THAT YOU WILL REMEMBER HER AS A GOOD GIRL

SOMEONE WHO FIGHTS HER WAY THROUGH ALL THE THINGS THAT SHE GOES THROUGH! YOUMU DOESN'T GIVE UP ON HER GOALS OR HER DREAMS

NO ONE HELPED YOUMU WHEN SHE FIXED THE MOON, BUT SHE DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP BECAUSE SHE HAD A DREAM! NO ONE EVER HELPED HER, BUT SHE NEVER QUIT AND SHE NEVER GAVE UP. IT WAS HER DREAM TO SAVE THE MOON AND SHE KNEW THAT IF SHE WANTED IT TO HAPPEN THEN SHE WOULD HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN

YOUMU UNDERSTANDS THAT THE WARFARE IS IN HER MIND. THE FIGHT THAT SHE HAS TO FIGHT IS IN HER MIND

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>>13030606
I remember Youmu as the girl I wanted to marry, way back before she became a bestiality porn star.

>> No.13030617

>>13030606
I'm pretty sure nice Yuyu helped her fixing the moon.

>> No.13030676

Would you say that Youmu is well-endowed or does she have a baby dick?

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>>13030613
Wow, now I want to marry her even more!
>>13030676
I like well-endowed.

>> No.13030736

would Youmu doubt me if i tell her that wearing panties is illegal in Gensoyko and blowing dicks is a common act to show her hospitality towards men

>> No.13030782

>>13030606
once i was crying youmu said to me "dont listen to the naysayers"

and i stopped cry

>> No.13030810

>>13030782
beautiful story

i cri every tim

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。。。

>> No.13031447

>>13031419
Aya's not a dork!

>> No.13031629

>>13030613
>uguu
Really?

>> No.13032046

>>13030676
Clits are baby dicks. Google "long clit" if you don't believe me.

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>> No.13033591

>>13032686
cute dork

>> No.13035659

>>13002557
Sumi clone.

>> No.13036122

que

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>> No.13037441

>>13030682
Wide, mini dork birthing hips!

>> No.13038283

>>13032686
Is sekibanki a dork?

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>>13030682
>>13037441
I must impregnate!

>> No.13038303

>>13038283
She functions well enough in society to pass as a human who no one questions why she wears a cape with a huge collar at all times and throughout all seasons, so I'd say no.

>> No.13038520

So white hair equals dork?

>> No.13038536

>>13038520
I think it is a combination of her hairstyle and personality.

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>>13038520

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>>13038739

>> No.13039433
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>個人的に5面ボス最弱
http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/4249363.htm
Discuss.

>> No.13039661

>>13039433
The C O O L E S T.

>> No.13040560

RALLY AROUND YOUMU
PROTECT HER WITH YOUR LIFE

>> No.13040818

>>13038739
Extremely cute. Very nice colors and general design. Would gangrape with my fellow faceless fat men.

>> No.13040829

>>13030244

Why are pics like this one so hot?

>> No.13040835

>>13040829
You are so sexually repressed that you want to fuck a girl without having to touch or directly interact with her. I bet you also like sleeping or drugged rape.

>> No.13040880

>>13040835

Naw. I think it's the whole "literally-fucking-manifestation-of-her-soul" thing.

>> No.13041032

>>13040560
>protecting a dork

>> No.13041039

>>13041032
Who are you quoting tho?

>> No.13041044

>>13041039
epic meem

>> No.13041262

>>13007973
I want to park my domain inside Sanae.

>> No.13041312

>>13041262
gross

do you have any idea where it has been?

>> No.13041586
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>>13040880
So you're saying you love her for her soul? Holy shit dude, that's lewd & sick.

>> No.13041625

>>13041586
That artist is 100 times more lewd than any soul fetish.

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>>13041625
There's nothing lewd about Youmu's beautiful body, especially compared to being in love with her soul.

>> No.13041685

>>13041678
You wouldn't say that if you put her soul into someone else's body.

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>>13041685
If you put Youmu's soul into Marisa's body, I'd be turned on by Marisa's body, which is totally normal.

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>> No.13041895

>>13041694
What if you put Marisa's soul in Youmu's body?

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>>13041895
Then it's Youmu's divine body that I'm hot for. You're really hung up on souls, dude. That's really perverted, being attracted to something intangible like that.

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>>13041895
would marisa adapt her dorkiness since the few brain cells in youmu's head remain the same?

>> No.13042031

>>13041906
So you only care about their bodies, but I'm the pervert? This soul swapping things sounds interesting. My dick sure thinks so, at least. Think about the new levels of bullying we can achieve. Put Youmu's soul in Yuyuko's body so she can finally have the boobs she's always dreamed of, then bully her because she's too embarassed and unskilled to use them!

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>>13042031
>soul swapping
Does the other girl's soul pop out when you put Youmu's in? I'd love to fuck Yukari's or Reimu's soul.

>> No.13042461

>>13041678
give her some clothes
that's too dirty
it's a desecration of youmu's purity

>> No.13042536

Lets do the dork!

>> No.13042556

>>13042536
I want her anus. How many guys can do her at the same time?

>> No.13042589

>>13042461
>_p0
That's not even her final form.

>>13042556
The real question is how she handled seven guys while staying perfectly clean. >>13041906

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>> No.13042967

>>13041755
Futon

>> No.13043050

>>13042967
布都が太いんだ!

>> No.13043288

>>13042589
She's a real pro

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>>13043288
You'd be surprised how many customers Youmu can handle without messing her clothes or hair up, as long as they're wearing condoms.

>> No.13045232

>>13045226
She let Myon do it?

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>>13045232
Myon can do it bareback, Youmu does it with her trademark one-stroke-orgasm deepthroats. She takes the dick into her windpipe and the condom is so that she doesn't slowly drown in cum.

>> No.13045257

>>13045242
I don't think Yuyuko would allow it!

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>>13045257
Yuyuko is her pimp, how do you think they can afford all that food? She loves Youmu's deepthroat skills, since she can both get them off much faster than normal sex AND charge a premium. Youmu brings in more than ten times the revenue per hour of a normal prostitute.

>> No.13045277

>>13045267
I thought Yuyuko was rich because she was a land owner and she got a stable job, managing the Netherworld and all.

She never pays Youmu any wages either.

>> No.13045290

>>13045226
But her panties aren't even wet. She's not even sweating. This could be the start of an incident.

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>>13045290
She doesn't think of those faceless fat men as even humans, but rather objects that she puts in her mouth for a living. Many of her customers love that cold indifference with which she sucks them off in an instant. Some of them barely go down before getting it up again, watching Youmu one-shot one guys after the other. They can go even five or six times per hour.

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>>13045226

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Don't forget the topic.

>> No.13045455

>>13045313
I seem to have lost that pic where Youmu is stepping on a guy's balls while holding a sword to his throat. That was hot as hell.

>> No.13045851

Post more dorky Futo!

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>>13045851

>> No.13045877

>>13045867
I don't get it.

>> No.13045916

>>13045455
Do you mean 18800599?

>> No.13045922

>>13045916
Yes, thank you.

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I want to get kicked in the dick by Youmu. I bet I'd come from it.

>> No.13046071

>>13045925
I highly doubt that

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>> No.13046566

>>13046556
she is not a dork
she is just asperger's

>> No.13046582

>>13046566
that's also a dork

>> No.13046896

>>13045455
I always saw it as the sword going to his dick.

>> No.13046898

>>13045925
When you dirty her leg, she'll kick you again, and harder. Do you really want that?

>> No.13047119

>>13045867
No those are バナナ

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>> No.13047462

What does Futo's hair feel like?

>> No.13047498

>>13047462
Greasy and fuzzy.

>> No.13047500

>>13047458
I'd caress these thighs.

>> No.13047505

>>13047500
Don't sexualize the dork

>> No.13047515

>>13047505
Appreciating beauty doesn't always mean defiling it.
Stop projecting your lust on everyone.

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>>13046898
I'd come again, and harder, so yes.I'd get kicked by her all night.

>> No.13048128

>>13047498
Nah, I think it's soft and fluffy

>> No.13048332

>>13047515
Go back to the tenshit thread.
And get a better troll.

>> No.13048353

>>13048332
>tenshit
shit taste detected

>> No.13048415

>>13048353
Well, Youmu is a guardener. Gotta do something with all that fertilizer. Maybe she uses her own special mix?

>> No.13050084

>>13048415
>guardener

>> No.13050102

>>13048415
>guardener
Pleb.

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Would you accept a valentine's gift from a dork?

>> No.13050418

>>13050409
Is Futo officially a dork now? I've always thought she was the raddest 2hu, and I don't know if rad people can be dorks.

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>>13050409
yup, i heard dorks are good in bed

>> No.13050429

>>13050418
she's kind of dorky, but in a radical way

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>>13048415
>guardener

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>>13050853
>>13050084
>>13050102
That pun is the shit and you know it.

>> No.13051556
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>>13051524

>> No.13051949

>>13051556
fuck off Kevin

>> No.13052002

>>13051524
>quote 3 posts making fun of a typo
>"that pun is shit, damn I'm so smart I'm gonna wank to my own reflection"
Get into English you fucktard.

>> No.13052054

wat makes futo a dork

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>>13052054
Absolutely nothing.

>> No.13052278

>>13052054
>Very conservative clothes
Like fedoras in the west
>Monastic
~Hikki

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>>13052054

>> No.13052815
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>> No.13052861

>>13051524
I liked it at least.

>> No.13052865

>>13052815
nice bloomers

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>>13052815
Fixed

>> No.13052875

>>13052872
how is a round nose better

>> No.13052899

>>13052872
Jesus christ, add in some red and you got a tumblr nose.

pls no!

>> No.13052904

>>13052875
The whole face needs to be redone, but fixing the nose is the best upgrade/time ratio.

>> No.13052918

>>13052904
I'm not seeing it, mister.

>> No.13052946

>>13052002
w r u q?

>> No.13052954

>>13052899
I never figured out what a "tumblr nose" was.

>> No.13052966

>>13052954
It's a round nose painted red for some reasons.

>> No.13052976

>>13052966
So is it just a red nose? I've seen a collection of "tumblr nose" and they all looked completely different. It's probably some /ic/ troll.

>> No.13052986

>>13052976
It's not a troll, I've seen them before, not on tumblr tho.

>> No.13053017

>>13052986
In any case, noses aren't goddamn knife blades, and it doesn't fit the style of the rest of the image. Someone else can fix the mouth.

>> No.13053030

>>13053017
Please, you are not fixing anything.

Please don't fix anything, keep it to yourself.

>> No.13053967

>>13053017
take your tumblr shit and get out

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>>13053967

>> No.13055142

>>13054021
stop

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>>13055142

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>>13055402

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>> No.13059599

I am posting in this thread.
Because I fear I am a dork.

>> No.13059642

>>13059599
you are

>> No.13059711

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRp4h3nQs0
Too cool for skool

>> No.13059780

Realistically, would Youmu marry a human man?

I know Yuyuko has been trying to groom her to be a good bride, as she says so in IN

>> No.13059783

>>13059780
Who else would she marry?
Rinnosuke?

>> No.13059787

>>13059783
He's taken m8

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>>13059783
>>13059787
I want to be Rinnosuke

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Rumia is surrounded by a permanent sphere of dorkness. She can stay here, right guys? :(

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>>13060460

>> No.13060535

>>13060460
> :(
Fuck off.

>> No.13060537

>>13039433
She has an invisible gun, what a dork.

>> No.13060603

>>13060537
She likes to fingerbang.

>> No.13060614 [DELETED] 

>>13060535
<(:' D~

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Doooooork.

>> No.13060688

>>13060639
Is Shou a dork?

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>>13027858
You can't trick me into playing it again.

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Is posting this picture really forbidden?

>> No.13062355

>>13060741
maybe it counts as complaining about 4chan

>> No.13062361

youmu is a boy!

>> No.13062527

>>13062361
no

>> No.13063036

>>13060741
what's that cat

>> No.13063129

>>13063036
It looks like somebody, though I can't quite place who.

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>>13063129

>> No.13063325

>>13039433
Why does raisin have noodle legs

>> No.13063331

>>13063325
because she's a shit touhou

>> No.13063336

>>13063331
Don't bully the raisin!

>> No.13063339

>>13063336
a shit!

>> No.13063350

>>13063339
u a shit faget!

>> No.13063360

Legs don't look that way

>> No.13063367

>>13063360
Except they do!

She's an alium grown up in a low gravity satelitte!

>> No.13063415

>>13059780
>I know Yuyuko has been trying to groom her to be a good bride, as she says so in IN

gonna need some proof of that, mate

>> No.13064384

>>13062527
myon is her sperm!

>> No.13064395

>>13064384
Myon is filled with my sperm.

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>> No.13066409

>>13064384
Then why is it floating around? I just read about her putting it in Yuyuko in her sleep. You must be confusing it with someone else's ghost half.

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