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LAW thread.

In this thread we only post THE LAW.

>> No.12997981

The LAW is asleep~
Post lewd

>> No.12997990
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No lewds allowed

>> No.12997996
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Eating semen with Yamachang.

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>> No.12998062

Are her panties black or white?

>> No.12998068
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Shikieiki is one of the few characters that don't really merge into Gensokyo. It's like one of these over-gods from the PC98 games.

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>> No.12998281

Yabbadabba doo

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I am the "lau"

>> No.12998328
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Posting lewd images of the law, that's 5 years in the iso-cubes creeps

>> No.12998348

That is not semen.

>> No.12998408
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There's no law on the moon!

>> No.12998415

And that's why moonbitches needs purging

>> No.12998472

you don't need a law if you have a hierarchy and loyality

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I....I want to fuck her law!

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>> No.12998587

>those big breasts
>on the law

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I need the law to bring stability to my reckless, impulsive life

>> No.13000027
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Why does she tend to be drawn with tsurime when here eyes are very clearly electrifyingly round?

>> No.13000038

Are you questioning the law?

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>> No.13000067

How did they misspell rawket lawncher?

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>> No.13000175

Shiki Eiki is not small at all.

>> No.13000183
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From what authority does she derive her right to judge others and determine what is right and wrong? She's just a self-righteous cunt haunted by spooks.

>> No.13000197

One might say she's an egotist.

>> No.13000241

How does Ecky feel about her flat chest?

>> No.13000247

She graduated top of her class.
I want a manga series of her training days a la Juuden Chan with Eiki as Arresta and Komachi as Plug, solving problems of villagers and young 2hus. The pissing has to stay in.

>> No.13000265

She feels that it's not canon.

>> No.13000309
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Very insecure.

>> No.13000331
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The Yama doesn't feel insecure!

>> No.13000492

gif or gtfo

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Fuck you, Karl, you're not THE LAW.

>> No.13001244

I bet Komachi gets spanked by the yama on a daily basis

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Maybe not in public. Eiki's very good at maintaining her face.

>> No.13001257
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Such questions are forbidden.

>> No.13001293

They are an area of grey, then?

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>> No.13001313

epic spoiler man

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Well if I was there, I can guarantee she wouldn't feel insecure about her lovely little chest.

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Here's /co/'s list of recommended LAW comics.

>> No.13001328
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Well that doesn't sound suspicious at all.

>> No.13001337

>the world's population gets reduced to a few dozen million
Why does /co/ want us to be suicidal?

>> No.13001347

striped and in 50 shades

>> No.13001358

I want to have lawless gangbang with the Yama!

>> No.13001363

What's the matter, can't live in a wurld of str like Yuuka?

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I'm just saying I'd give her and her little budding breasts lots of tender loving care.

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Not suspicious at all.
You'd do no such thing.

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I would, and wouldn't let anyone get in my way.

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I'm just kidding. I may be a sadist but I wouldn't do that even if I could. Eiki-chan's a good girl!

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You should be more careful with your jokes, especially if you really are a sadist. People could get a bad impression of you, and those are hard to shake.

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It's fine, I think people get a bad impression of me whenever I post anyway.

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Well, that's a shame. What do you usually post about?

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Really lewd and perverted things.

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Well no wonder, then.
Nice lewd and perverted things or cruel, sadistic lewd and perverted things?

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Either sadistic lewd and perverted things or extremely lewd and extremely perverted things that aren't nice or mean. I can't recall saying a nice lewd thing recently.

>> No.13001818

Illegal in Britain.

>> No.13001826

If you use a name, you'll be filtered by those who don't like you and you'll be sure to only get responses from those who share your interests.

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I see. To bad I'm not in a mean mode right now.
Eiki's got more than one color of underwear. Black, white, etc. Doesn't pay it much mind.

Not really. Lots of people would leave him unfiltered for various reasons.

>> No.13001861

Black and white aren't colors, anon. And the color (and style) does matter; it says a lot about a girl's current mood.

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Maybe subconsciously, but I can't imagine Eiki getting dressed and spending time thinking what color she should wear today. She's far to busy to worry about silly little things like that.

>> No.13001881

Only the worst of women ignore their appearance, and as judge of the dead, appearance is of utmost importance to her. "Take pride in your appearance," they say in the military, and the Netherworld is just as structured. At the very least, she won't let herself be like Komachi who lazes about with her legs and shirt open and her fundoshi and tits hanging out for everyone to see.

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That's very true, well said. But underwear aren't there to be seen, especially Eiki's.

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Maybe she used to have trouble with choosing whether to wear black or white underwear for the day until she replaced all her panties with striped white and black ones. Though I can't really imagine that even if I was the one who brought it up.

>> No.13001928

Her skirt has gotten shorter with each appearance. Soon they'll be all she has left to cover her modesty. At least it would make sinners a little easier to spot.

I'm surprised no one has posted the half and half image yet.

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That will never happen! Never!

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Which image are you referring to?

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See for yourself.

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What a lewd and sinful Yama. She should just show us what's underneath already.

>> No.13001967

It's by that artist, and it was stripes. I might be thinking of another touhou.

>> No.13002002 [DELETED] 

Imagine her trying to threaten you with the rod in one hand while desperately trying to cover herself with the other while her skirt continues to shrink, revealing more of her sultry lace panties ill-fitting of a Yama, increasing the spread of the blush across her face and the speed of your hand stroking your dick before her.

>> No.13002004

Imagine her trying to threaten you with the rod in one hand while desperately trying to cover herself with the other as her skirt continues to shrink, revealing more of her sultry lace panties ill-fitting of a Yama, increasing the spread of the blush across her face and the speed of your hand stroking your dick before her.

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I can't imagine her skirt shrinking inexplicably, or her not really doing anything about you jerking off to her right in front of her. It needs work.

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I don't know about the shrinking part, but the thought of masturbating in front of the Yama really turns me on.

>> No.13002036

It wouldn't be the first time it's happened.

You won't be able to repent if she sends you to hell immediately.

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Maybe it takes a couple of seconds for the gate to hell to open. If so then you could get a few good strokes in and even lewdly moan her name.

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Eiki wasn't even in that. What a rip.

You can and would still be punished.

>> No.13002053

Eiki can't send the living to hell, only the dead.

>> No.13002065

You'll get more than a few; she has to spank you first.

>Upon writing down the charges on this rod, the weight of the rod changes according to the weight of the sins, and the number of times to beat the sinner is also decided. And then she does the beating.

If it's one hit per stroke, you can game the system by stroking while being beaten. Think of the possibilities.

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Yes, but when she's judging you after you died maybe you could do it. And if she plans to send you to hell anyway, what do you have to lose?

I think I'd rather do it right next to her sleeping face if I could, though.

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Amazing. And imagine her getting more and more flustered as her determination weakens when you visibly enjoy getting beaten and beg for more.

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You'll never go to heaven with that attitude.

Who are you quoting? Cite that.

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Those few seconds I get to see her embarrassed face would be heaven enough for me.

>> No.13002134
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It's not worth it.

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It's only not worth it if they let me do the same thing up in heaven.

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No, it's not worth it period.
Hell is really, really bad. Yes, even Buddhist hell.

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Not bad enough to stop me.

>> No.13002365

We are already dead.

>> No.13002371

>not choosing Black Mage as your class
>not changing your name to Black Mage Evilwizardington
>not being so irredeemably evil that hell has to open a new wing just for you
>not taking over hell itself and be percepted by all mages in the world "as if a billion souls cried out OH SHIT!"

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Emperor plz go.

>> No.13002440

Who ye quoting?

>> No.13002452
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I wish she was more popular and got more artwork. She doesn't get much these days.

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>> No.13002994

Last time I checked this guy didn't have a spell that shoot destructive beams and is powered by love.
Powered by love as a car is powered by gasoline of course

>> No.13003690

Actually, only black isn't a color. White is every color combined.

>> No.13003847

You're confusing color with light.

>> No.13004372

You guys are pretty gutsy

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Are we now?

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>> No.13007488

Why is the LAW so underrated?

>> No.13007586
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shikieiki makes no sense, what if something is exactly neutral? and there are things you can't judge, that's simple logic to see that our axiomatic logic is incomplete.

>> No.13007600

Send them to the ghost land, duh.

Ghosts stay there until they get good and become celestials.

>> No.13009729

Then she would judge something the person did that wasn't exactly neutral? You can't be 100% neutral your entire life.

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>> No.13009881

Vegetables exist.

>> No.13009900

I fucking knew somebody will post a rocket launcher.
M72 LAW the best LAW, bitches.

>> No.13009904
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Don't talk shit about Shikieiki

>> No.13009917

They'll probably be treated the same as small children, then.

>> No.13009934
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Who's this "Law" feller yall are talkin about?

>> No.13009978

If she wears thighhighs, would that be absolute purgatory?

>> No.13010758

>what if something is exactly neutral?
But that's impossible. To have a completely neutral alignment is to not exist at all, or be completely incapacitated.

Even hobos and hermits do small things that could be considered "good" over their lifetimes.

>> No.13014687

the law is dying

>> No.13016870
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Is that even possible?

>> No.13020181

In Gensokyo, sure. In the outside world, they probably have robot Dredds running around. If anything were to happen, the kappas could try making robot Eikis.

>> No.13020208

Can I spank the law?

>> No.13020699

You'd have to bait her into committing a sin, but that itself would also be a sin. You'd both have to spank each other.

>> No.13020763

Or I can bait her into treating me unfairly, since that is also a sin.
If I can get her to mistake me for M. KKK McHateNiggers only for her to notice at the last second that I never hanged anyone, that would probably work.

There's potential for a spanking story here. Shame I can't write.

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I meant can Eiki die. And no, she probably can't.

>> No.13020825

She's not THE Yama, but a Yama. She's not a god, so she ages and will die.

>> No.13020833

Won't work because you sinned by being dishonest and she uses her mirror to view your life's actions, although there's nothing wrong with treating trash like trash.

>> No.13020840

She ages? I don't believe you.

>> No.13020854

Eiki is a granny!

>> No.13020858

She doesn't always use her mirror, secondary-chan. She only uses it when she's not sure.

>> No.13020923

I want Shiki Eiki yabbadabbadoo to tell me stories of bygone eras whilst she makes cookies.

>> No.13020939

I want to rest my head on Shiki's thighs while she tells me of the most amusing cases she met.

And I also want to spank her but given the cost, I can do without.

>> No.13020941

What philosophical principles is yabbadabbados view on morality based upon

>> No.13020945

Children's picture book with little 2hus fighting and Mamaxanadu teaching them to be nice?

>> No.13020956

She judges you by onis standards. In other words :
>murder is a-okay
>spanking a girl is fine
>arson is acceptable
>lying is really bad
>sodomizing the pope is really, really bad
>having a kid with an oni is the worst offense ever

>> No.13021001

So pretty much I can do anything I want except lie and have sex with an oni and the Yama will approve?
Can I have sex with the Yama?

>> No.13021110

You can have sex.
But you may not have a child. Or either you do it in the butt, or you put on a condom.

>> No.13021137


That's a terrible rule and I refuse to follow it. I'm going to have a hundred half-oni kids and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.13021140

There's no cure for a fool.

Except cyanide.

>> No.13021173

I want to slap her across the face with my Rod of Remorse.

>> No.13021181

You need a rod for that. Your small stick won't do.

>> No.13021334

They now use reusable materials so as long as he laminates it, he'll be fine.
Which leads to the question of how do they detect forgeries?

>> No.13021345

The Rod of Remorse bears the precise weight of your sins. It's not an easy thing to copy.

>> No.13021356

Is it possible to sin so greatly that Eiki can't carry it?

>> No.13021357
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No sex/children with onis is completely inane
I rebel against your false standards of morality!

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Buddhist ones, I think.

No, you may not have sex with the yama.

>> No.13021387

No sex, hu?

How about a bare bottomed whipping with her own belt then? Is it okay?

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Probably not. Gotta be some measure against the mighty yama struggling to lift this tiny piece of wood and looking ridiculous.

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>> No.13021411

God the yama looks sexy with both DFC and breasts.

>> No.13021412

B-b-but why? If you don't let me do it, I'm going to cry, you know!

>> No.13021418


This is a very nice image.

What does she do if she catches you staring at those gorgeous legs while she is lecturing you about something?

>> No.13021435

Proceed to lecture you again about that.

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Less fat version.

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Ah a vicious cycle.

You could make a whole day out of it.

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Lecture you more, I'd guess. Like she finishes what she had to say at first, then when you're about to leave goes "Now, about how you've been staring at my legs this entire time..."

Because she doesn't want to.

>> No.13021464

But young boys have no control over that. Do you think she kidnaps innocent shotas and devirginizes them to help them deal with their newfound urges?

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I don't need her agreeing (agreeging?) with me to whip her bare, sexy, small, delicate ass with her own heavy, hard, leather belt.

Even her underling does it.

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Oh, no. If you continue to do something she's lecturing you about even as she lectures you about it, she'd do something else. Smack you around, maybe.

>> No.13021477

Reminder that this thread is getting too sinful for the Yama.

>> No.13021480
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It's an understandable issue for youths, but not an acceptable one. She'd be more lenient and less harsh with kids, but wouldn't let them get away with it.

Yes, you do. And no, she doesn't.

>> No.13021487

It's Eiki-chan a tsundere done right (At least fandom wise)?

>> No.13021491

Does that mean that my dreams of spanking at least one touhou before reincarnating will never come true?
Shikieiki is my last chance.

>> No.13021501

Just follow A9 and Kosuzu around until they do something wrong and spank them. Or find Ran and molest her enough times that Yukari herself will appear to deal with you.

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Maybe? Define "done right."

I'm afraid not. Better luck next time.

>> No.13021515

>find Ran and molest her enough times
I don't get you.
Ran is a nine-tailed kitsune. From what I heard, on the "what-does-the-scouter-say"-o-meter, she's as powerful as a god.

Akyuu and Kosuzu look like easy tager through. I'll get them.

My first dream is to spank at least one touhou.
My own nirvana would be to spank all the touhou. Including the PC-98 one.
Except the moon princesses, they're out of my league.

>> No.13021542

>Except the moon princesses
But they're some of the easiest ones to spank, even more if you spank Kaguya first and they get word of this interesting play that the earthlings do.

>> No.13021548
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Stop being so sinful.

>> No.13021555

Is it sinful if I want to kiss Eiki on her blushing cheek?

>> No.13021568

Depends on your reasoning and if you actually attempt to.

>> No.13021569

I'm not sure about that. I can probably overpower most human touhou, I know youkai are vulnerable to spiritual powers, so buying some ofudas from Reimu or Sanae would do, but I don't know if the lunarians are youkai, humans or gods.
And if everything else, I can try to blackmail them, but how do I blackmail someone that can destroy me without leaving any evidence?
>hey toyohime, lemme spank you, or I'll tell everyone that you let your sister marry her nephew!
>whatever fagget that's how we do things here

Being sinful is my reason to live. Living without desires means not living at all.

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You'll never reach nirvana with that attitude.


>> No.13021610

If reaching Nirvana means living like a zombie without desires, then I don't want Nirvana.
Desires are what motivates me to get up in the morning, when it's cold outside while my blanket is warm and comfortable.

Or is it my full bladder that motivates me to move?

>> No.13021631
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If you can only live through desires, then you'll never know peace.

>> No.13021646

Peace means stagnation. I only wish to keep moving forward. Meeting new people. And spanking the crap outta them. Visiting Makai, the demon world. Exploring the Garden of the Sun. Discovering the Mansion of Eternity. Going to the Neverworld.
There are so many places to visit, so many girls to meet.

>> No.13021651

Shit, meant "netherworld". Not "neverworld".

>> No.13021655

Lunarians are the original humans who left for the moon to stay away from its impurities. Besides their incredibly advanced magic and technology and long lifespans, they're still human. The question is whether or not biological warfare would work against them. Have they naturally evolved to be resistant to common earth diseases or do they use powerful injections?

>how do I blackmail someone that can destroy me without leaving any evidence?
It wouldn't be fun if it were easy. I'm sure you can think of something. Ganbatte, anon!

>> No.13021659

Now those legs are just flabby. She should lay off the flight and walk around more like everyone else.

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I wish I was Eiki and knew what to say about this.
Just don't spank people that don't want to be spanked. It's bad.

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I'm more interested in their pet rabbit than in themselves, to be honest. Great prize, I know, but Yorihime's a swordwoman and Toyohime has that fucking fan.

Doesn't Eiki have some explaining to do after seeing that picture?

>> No.13021677

Rance pls go

>> No.13021679

Nirvana is the release of worldly desires, like wanting to be rich or beating everyone's asses because of machismo. You'll still have motivations. Just don't end up a spoiled brat like like Tenshi and cause earthquakes.

>> No.13021687

I thought Nirvana was the place where you're supposed to control yourself the most, as any excess can send you back to the mortal world?
Shit, I shoulda knew Saint Seya wasn't reliable when it came to Buddhists worlds.

>> No.13021696

He'd get a minor lecture and a warning that such spirit, when spent on carnal desires, won't let him reach heaven. Why does he want to spank EVERYONE, anyway?

>> No.13021735

Because pain is the ultimate form of expression, and spanking mixes pain and eroticism together while not causing real wounds to the girl.
Therefore, by spanking a girl, I get to cause pain, which gives me pleasure, but I don't cause any lasting wound to say girl. If I were to burn her with a cig butt or cut her with a knife, the pain wouldn't satisfy me as much (since it's less sexy compared to slapping a girl's naked butt), and it would cause permanent physical and psychical damage.

By watching how the different girls react to pain, I get to know them better than they know themselves. And I get off to this, so it's a win-win situation for me.

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What picture? That one? It's fake.

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She was policing the school playground diligently while you were still goofing around.

>> No.13021805
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Your sins run deep.

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That's not what Aya said.

Want some candy, little girl? Lend me that rod, I have a better use in mind for it.

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Aya's a liar. Didn't you know?
...did you make that picture?

>> No.13021841

That picture look very realistic to me. It's not like Aya has photoshop anyway. Her printer is probably Momiji-powered.

So, anything to say? Don't you want to confess your own sins?

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I'm not Eiki, you know.
And it's fake. She's not like that.

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>She's not like that
Can you prove it? Can you prove that she doesn't abuse her power to beat the poor girls left under her authority?

You can't, hu? Thought so.

>> No.13021873

But that's wrong.

>pain is the ultimate form of expression
What's more useful for a doctor: a detailed and precise description of all the symptoms of a problem, or a grunt? Pain isn't a form of expression; it's the name given to certain facial and body gestures, which is a much lower and simpler form of expression than language. And we should all know it's very possible to harm oneself without feeling or expressing pain.

>By watching how the different girls react to pain, I get to know them better than they know themselves.
Says the guy who thinks permanent psychological damage is caused by the object itself.

There is no need to inflate your butt fetish. Just be honest.

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Jealousy is a sin

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No, I can't prove a negative.

>> No.13021886

This is beyond you. You can't grasp the true majesty of spanking.
But then again, you surely enjoy these stupid rape doujinshi where girl A get raped for no reason, and then is replaced by girl B.

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So is being this lewd.

>> No.13021899

flat is justice

>> No.13021900

>girl A get raped for no reason, and then is replaced by girl B.
What doujins are those?

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Do not p-post those...things.

>> No.13021907

Not a sinner, just a little man. See: >>13021886

There's nothing wrong with being a little man. Until you start throwing around insults like he just did.

>> No.13021908

1 - go to g.e-hentai
2 - look for "touhou"
3- uncheck everything but "doujin"
4 - ???????
5 - welcome to a world of rape!

Sturgeon's law applied to touhou : 99% of all sex-related works are about rape.

>> No.13021917

>is told that a fetish is beyond him
Please, keep crying. Your salty tears are delicious.

>> No.13021920

It's huh, not hu.

The Rod does not take the wielder into account.
>how do you like this pleasurable punishment?
Trying new methods of punishment isn't abuse of authority. As a judge, she has no authority. She is a walking tool whose only purpose in life is to perform a duty.

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Step 4 must be adding "rape" to the search bar.
I meant the girl A being switched for girl B thing.

>> No.13021930

Quality of posts.
It's best you leave this thread before the janns get involved. I enjoy the higher quality of Eiki threads and disapprove of you shitting all over the place.

>> No.13021937

>Trying new methods of punishment isn't abuse of authority
Except that Yama's powers only apply to dead souls awaiting their trials. Youmu may be half-ghost, she's not half-dead. Even Yuyuko falls out of Shikieiki's juridiction, since she doesn't want to reincarnate.

What a massive ego you are! But I don't care what some anon think.

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Sorry for playing along so much.

>> No.13021945

Don't apologize to the thin-skinned kid.

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>> No.13021983

If you want people to take you seriously, you better put on some clothes first.
Lecturing people about their sins while being naked isn't the best idea.

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Probably caught someone peeping on her changing or something.

>> No.13021994

not flat enough

>> No.13022002

Ha, shinigamis have two souls?

>> No.13022007

One for each bag of sin.

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It's a mystery. Maybe the shock of such a sight made her grow another.

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Boobs are ugly bag of meat.
Buttcheeks are the real deal.

>Maybe the shock of such a sight made her grow another.
I'm totally going to repeat that out of context.

Actually, that reminds me something : during HRtP, Reimu pretty much ruins Jigoku. Wouldn't Eiki be sour about that?

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HRtP was weird.

>> No.13022033

I'd take big boobs over a big butt any day, and I don't even like boobs.

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I'll second that.

>> No.13022053

Unlike carnal desires, it's okay for proportions to not go overboard.

>> No.13022060
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You should try to expand your tastes.

>> No.13022064
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It's not okay for carnal desires to go overboard. That's what overboard means.

>> No.13022074

Now that's a butt I'd slap happily.

Again with your "having desires is wrong" fallacy.
Despite having a lot of desires in my heart, I still haven't raped or killed anyone (not IRL anyway), so what's wrong with desiring things?

>> No.13022090

Why choose from any of these fine restaurants when where's a steaming pile of shit right here?
There are practical reasons for having a narrow range of acceptable butt size. You can do more with big boobs. Big butts are just bad looking, and think of how hard it is to squeeze all that extra flesh into a tight pair of jeans, or much smellier and steamier they get with all that fat trapping more smells and multiplying them. If she tried to sit that on your face, the smell and hair could suffocate you before the weight could. It's filthy.

>> No.13022101

Why the fuck would you want to have her sit on your face?

>> No.13022104

Going overboard means going to far. It doesn't matter what it is.

>> No.13022126

By this logic, it's impossible to go overboard with a desire. Because as soon as you take action, it stops being a desire and it becomes a goal.
So, my plan of turning the Yama into my wife : desire or goal?

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>> No.13023203

God I fucking love big butts

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>> No.13024891

>Can you prove it? Can you prove that she doesn't abuse her power
The burden of proof is on you to prove that she does.

This is basic stuff.

>> No.13024920

But I proved it. I posted pictures depicting her beating Youmu. And these pictures are 100% "real".

>> No.13025004

>And these pictures are 100% "real".
pixiv is not a valid source.

Leave that in /a/ and /v/.

>> No.13025689

>burden of proof meme
You both present your points and leave it at that. I doubt that's possible for either of you since you're trying to argue burdens and proofs.

>> No.13025757

Who are you quoting? Nobody mentioned memes.

In no official work has Shiki beaten her underlings. If you're going to use doujin artwork to say she does, then you can just as easily say Reimu is a vampire who has the blood of the human townspeople delivered to her shrine.

>> No.13025890

>he didn't beat pofv

>> No.13026133

And that is how it's done.

You say "Eiki doesn't abuse her underlings because she has never beaten them in any official work," the arguments being beating underlings is abuse, and if it hasn't happened it cannot happen. All of human history will tell you otherwise on the latter.

He is saying "Eiki abuses her underlings; here is an example of her beating them in an official work." This directly counters your claim, but neither of you are declaring what constitues an abuse of power. Because of neither of yours ability to see the heart of the issue, the carousel will keep spinning. At least post decent images while you're doing it.

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Cumming on the belly of the LAW

>> No.13032706

that's against the law

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>X is not a valid source because I say so
That doesn't work that way.

>Leave that in /a/ and /v/.
You can't tell me what to do! #FuckThePolice

>In no official work has Shiki beaten her underlings
And that's a proof because? Can you prove that she isn't beating her underlings?
Reimu viciously beat people just because they get in her way, and yet you don't see that in books.

>you can just as easily say Reimu is a vampire who has the blood of the human townspeople delivered to her shrine
You mean that Zounose doujin wasn't canon?

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>> No.13032755

whoa, how did this thread get so many replies so fast.

shikieiki is the best.

>> No.13033042

This poster is being facetious.

>> No.13033108

Is Shiki allowed to get married, and have kids as the Yama, or she cant?

>> No.13035865

Similar to the "Eiki beats her subordinates", can you prove that Balrogs DON'T have wings?

She can't. That would mean developping feelings, and therefore would lead her to feel sympathy for the scum she's judging.

>> No.13035870

>not having a pure yuri relationship
No scum here, sir.

>> No.13035874

Go away yurishit.

>> No.13035952

the official yama-theme hasn't been posted yet?

>> No.13035955

Don't be that guy.

>> No.13043221

Application of section 487.1 of the Criminal Code

(2) For the purposes of subsection (1), an information may be submitted by telephone or other means of telecommunication in accordance with section 487.1 of the Criminal Code, with such modifications as the circumstances require.
Marginal note:Execution in another province

(3) A justice may, where a place referred to in subsection (1) is in a province other than that in which the justice has jurisdiction, issue the warrant referred to in that subsection and the warrant may be executed in the other province after it has been endorsed by a justice having jurisdiction in that other province.


>> No.13043285
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>Feel sympathy
Doesn't Shiki already feel sympathy for people, and that's why she tells them their faults in order to help them reform?

Also Shiki is best wife because she tries.

>> No.13043325

You proved me wrong with just the picture.
She's so fucking adorable in it. I want to hug her from behind and kiss her forehead.

>> No.13043362

He's confusing sympathy with empathy.

Are you calling her a shithead?

>> No.13043369

Are you retarded or just bad at English?

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Too cute for me.

>> No.13046721

I want to touch her flat chest

>> No.13046728

Would Phoenix Wright be able to win a case with Shikeiki as the judge?

>> No.13046876

I don't know, but this guy has a few series about it http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25451742

>> No.13047071

Shiki is canonically the strongest 2hu. How does no-one fear her?

Also since Shiki comes from Buddhism does Byakuren respect her?

>> No.13047147

It's Reimu since she can float above reality. She's basically a gnosis. The only way to beat her is if Reisen or the Kappas learn to create the Hilbert Effect.

>> No.13047225

Isn't Yukari stronger

>> No.13047237

>Shiki is canonically the strongest 2hu
How amusing, the secondary speaks about canon.

>> No.13047308

I want Shiki Eiki's hand of justice to beat my sinful dick.

>> No.13048119

Enlighten us then.

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>> No.13049219

Can Yukari manipulate the boundary between virtue and sin to troll her?

>> No.13049232

Nope, for Shiki's power is to discern things in black and white.

>> No.13049301

What does she think of Rinnosuke?

>> No.13049342

Never met him in canon.

>> No.13049408

I thought Shiki's power was to kill servants.

>> No.13049850

Tying up the Yama is illegal, but if she's tied up then it doesn't matter!

>> No.13049894

How about doing lewd things to the Yama's butt, like slapping it, petting it, and taking pictures of it?

>> No.13049925
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Where are my pictures of Eiki giving me chocolate this year?

>> No.13049944
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>N-n-n-n-now see here. Today is a day where one makes and gives chocolate to a male that has been of service, so... Well, that is... umm... Oh, r-right! Komachi! I heard about this from Komachi! I, I thought that it would be rude of me to not show some appreciation for someone who has been helping me so I threw something together hastily. H-h-h-h-hurry up and take it already. Since it was done at the last minute, the shape might be kind of strange. It was most definitely NOT because I spent the last few days learning like crazy how to make it or anything, understand!? The shape seems unsightly because I didn't have enough time! O-o-o-of course, the actual shape itself has no special meaning to it whatsoever, OK!? The book I consulted on how to make this happened to suggest that this was how it is usually done. U-Umm, well, I'm going to repeat my intention to confirm that there's no misunderstanding, all right!? I'm doing this purely out of appreciation ONLY and going along with the custom like everyone else by giving this to you! ...Eh? Giving Valentine's Day chocolate indicates that a male and female have affection for each other and acts as a symbol of confession? I-I-I-I at least know that much! ...Ah! ...Err, no, I mean... god! If you're a man, then stop nitpicking all the little details, shut up, and accept this already! ...Umm, you want to hear ME say it? ...Argh, FINE! I like you!

>> No.13049960

Wow if she's going to be annoying like that then I don't want any from her.

>> No.13049978

Your loss.

>> No.13050885

I want to go judge people with Shikeiki!

>> No.13056187

What Touhou can beat THE LAW?

>> No.13056326

Whichever I chose at character selection.

>> No.13059524

Shikeiki isn't trying

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>> No.13061736

I want to feel those pantyhose

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I would rip Eiki's pantyhose.

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ZR superior.

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>> No.13061896

I want to spank her while she's wearing these pantyhose.

>> No.13061915


>> No.13061936


I want to get a lecture about not staring at her legs while she is adjusting her thigh highs. Then she sighs and takes them off and slowly puts them back on again and puts each leg up and adjusts them again.

After a few minutes she says "ok remember what we talked about now go and sin no more".

>> No.13061981

go away

>> No.13061998

Keep whining.

>> No.13062081
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And why would she do such a thing? The Yama's not dumb.

>> No.13062122


A highly advanced form of positive reinforcement. She ran the numbers through...um..Ran's supercomputer brain.

There was a marked correlation between Law leg shows and less overall sin in the world.

>> No.13062145

Sacrifices have to be made.

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>> No.13063078
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I don't think so. This would only encourage lust.

>> No.13063208
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Eiki's just a cute little girl who doesn't know anything about lust and sex appeal.

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It's true. If I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me she would reply, "What is seks?"

>> No.13063357

He's quoting PMiSS.

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>> No.13066281

Here's your reply.

Threads reach bump limit at 300 posts on this board. Better luck next time.

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dem legs

>> No.13066446

He needs to stop drawing skellingtons.

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