/jp/ friends thread

[Anonymous No.]

This is a /jp/ friends thread. Post something about yourself and find a friend.

I'll start. I'm NEET living with my mom and dad and I like debating people on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

I'm NEET. I like music, books, anime, movies, hot beverages, and the occasional video game.

Anime:

5 Centimeters per Second, Aku no Hana, Amagi Brilliant Park, Angel's Egg, Armored Trooper Votoms, Azumanga Daioh, Cromartie High School, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Hidamari Sketch, K-On!, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Maison Ikkoku, Mobile Suit Gundam, Ping Pong The Animation, Princess Mononoke, Serial Experiments Lain, Welcome to the N.H.K., and Yuru Yuri.

Artists:

Advantage Lucy, Ai Aso, Audio/Rocketry, Boris, Brainbombs, Carsick Cars, Cock Sparrer, Codeine, Cranford Nix, Crass, Daniel Johnston, Dave Bixby, Dead Kennedys, Dinosaur Jr, Electric Wizard, Galaxie 500, Gary Numan, Grouper, Hijokaidan, Hiromi, Keiji Haino, Kengo Iuchi, Kinoko Teikoku, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Mac DeMarco, Masonna, Mass of the Fermenting Dregs, Melt-Banana, Merzbow, MF DOOM, Modest Mouse, My Bloody Valentine, Nagisa Ni Te, Nas, Nobunny, Nujabes, of Montreal, Pat the Bunny's groups, Puffyshoes, Sage Francis, Shintaro Sakamoto, Shonen Knife, Sun Kil Moon, Sunn O))), The Blue Hearts, The Gerogerigegege, The Velvet Underground, and Ween.

Authors:

Osamu Dazai, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Michel Houellebecq, Franz Kafka, Cormac McCarthy, Yukio Mishima, and Haruki Murakami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982657
>Michel Houellebecq

Really? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982657
Fuck off to facebook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982664
I'm not very good and describing why it is that I like something, but I can say that Platform was a page turner, and that I finished it in a day or two (which is unusual for me).

Keep in mind that I've only read Platform, but I'm looking forward to checking out his other books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982690
I watched the movie "whatever" based on one of his books.

[Anonymous No.]

about me
black and gay and reads eroge
peace...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982720
Bryson is that you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982718
How was the movie? That's the book of his that I want to read the most.

[Anonymous No.]

I am in college. I'm only taking one class this semester and I don't study or anything so I'm basically NEET.

I haven't played any touhou games; the only thing I like about touhou is the music.

[Anonymous No.]

Just some guy that likes 2hus Cambodian comics and VNs
I'm studying medicine and work at a hospital drawing patients blood

[Anonymous No.]

Hello jaypees, I've been here for about 5 years now but mostly for the eroge, 2ch/culture stuff, and epic touhou mayms.

I used to be on /a/ after discovering EVA after, on a silly whim, I posted a thread on /b/ about cool anime to should watch. That was around 2007 and that one thread directly led me to becoming a weeaboo.

Now I'm getting older but I still feel like that same young, lonely, childish misanthrope whenever I come here.

[Anonymous No.]

I work as an EMT and go to college.
I like to help people and play Touhou games, make Touhou mods for other games, and swim a lot.
I get a good feeling inside when I help people, and I hope everyone on /jp/ finds true happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

is this a steam thread or a meetup thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982794
What games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982801
It's a thread where we touch each others dicks in a non-gay way

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in college and have an interest in Maths and Physics
I enjoy 2hu as well as the derivative music and non-H manga
I like most genres of music apart from country/western
I like a variety of non /jp/ related video games such as Dota and Battlefield
I would like to take up sewing (creating garments) and drawing if I can find the endurance to get good at drawing

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored. I listen to a lot of music. Sometimes I try to make music, but my music is shit. I'm unfortunately a secondary EOP regarding 2hu, but I do like the music. This thread has no purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982794
can you help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982807
Working on Dominions, some Dorf Fort, some obscure roguelikes, and Doom

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is gonna give me an aneurism

[Anonymous No.]

I like to listen to music and sometimes play games. Only multiplayer game I play is Killing Floor. I watch some anime.
That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here have a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

sigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982864,1
yeah mine is rei xD

[Anonymous No.]

Hey my name's Johnny, I like to masturbate, play Fire Emblem, and watch funny videos.

Can someone post this in the thread for me? I need a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982864,3
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I poop in public

[Anonymous No.]

I go to college taking a bare minimum of classes so my parents don't tell me to get a job and so I can get financial aid. I'm learning Japanese so I can stop being a filthy EOP. I like listening to sad Japanese music like Films and Matryoshka, and I'm almost always listening to music at all times when I'm not at home. I'm not very good at touhou, and I don't play any fighters. I don't like games that much and have a hard time finding the motivation to play most games. I can't stand being unclean and wash my hands as much as possible, but my room is always dirty. My hobbies include fapping to MMD, being sad, and playing with my own blood. I sometimes have the urge to stab people, and wish that a cute loli would dominate me, but I will probably never act on these fantasies because I suck.
よろしくお願いします！

[Anonymous No.]

i work and go to college and spend the rest of my time wanting to do lewd things with a cute /jp/ girlfriend online

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982930
I literally shat my pants today
I was out and suddenly I get this crazy diarrhea. I managed to sprint behind some trees at the last second and avoided the biggest catastrophe, but with nothing to wipe there were still some stains in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982946
I literally just burst out laughing

[Anonymous No.]

I am a trap who likes computers, listens to doujin music (Comiket, M3, shit like that) and is a filthy kancolle secondary because I don't have time to play games anymore. I make silly videos using After Effects and I go to school for Economics.

I don't hang out often here but I don't think these /soc/-like threads are common for /jp/ so OP is probably pretty gay.

Pic related I can put your GTX 980's in SLI.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi.

I was the #9 Paladin on the ladder and the nº9 Paladin to ever reach level 99 on the entire Europe Realm of Diablo II's LoD 1.08 patch back on 21-07-2001.

I am currently playing Hyperdimension Neptunia Re Birth:1 on steam and enjoying it very much, though I kind of miss my glory gaming days.

I mostly spend my time here on /jp/ funposting as a form of escapism, as I have been doing so for several years now. I enjoy it very much as well.

I am probably the most famous person in /jp/ that you never knew.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a trap who likes computers, listens to doujin music (Comiket, M3, shit like that) and is a filthy kancolle secondary because I don't have time to play games anymore. I make silly videos using After Effects and I go to school for Economics.

I don't hang out often here but I don't think these /soc/-like threads *aren't common for /jp/ so OP is probably pretty gay.

Pic related I can put your GTX 980's in SLI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982969
I saw that, you can't hide your mistakes, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982982
He didn't even fix his mistake properly

[Anonymous No.]

I am a trap who likes computers, listens to doujin music (Comiket, M3, shit like that) and is a filthy kancolle secondary because I don't have time to play games anymore. I make silly videos using After Effects and I go to school for Economics.

I don't hang out often here but I don't think these /soc/-like threads are common for /jp/ so OP is probably pretty gay.

Pic related I can put your GTX 980's in SLI.
*I am also constantly sleep deprived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982986
you got fucking owned dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982986
*Although I don't hang out here often, I believe these /soc/-like threads are uncommon...

[Anonymous No.]

I live in Japan and don't know what to do with my free time other than drink and chain smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982993
Hi.

I hate you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a neet that likes to wear girls clothes and smash people in competitive games. I also like books and animals

i wish to become the little girl someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983000
It's better to visit than it is to live/work here.

Grass is always greener illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983005
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

wwtdy

[Anonymous No.]

This is now the warosu friend thread. Post something about yourself and find a friend.

[hayysuz No.]

I don't want friends I will just be by myself because people will just laugh at me and call me names that way I won't get hurt

[Anonymous No.]

I like memes. Anyone able to relate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,4
Yeah. Do you like porn?

[josh No.]

just fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,5
Nah porn is gross dood.

[Anonymous No.]

feel when you have no energy for anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,7
Oh. Well I spend all day jacking off to blowjob doujinshi. What memes do you like bane and niggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,9
I like doge, weegee, and das it, mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,10
Why don't you like to jack off to sexy pictures and vids?

[Anonymous No.]

and comics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,11
My religious parents conditioned me to hate my sexuality so porn disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,13
Oh your a girl? Nice I never had a "girl friend" before.

[Anonymous No.]

porn disgusts me too

I don't have religious parents though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,14
Me neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12982657
Damn, I've heard of everything in this loser's profile. He should get some more obscure interests.

[Anonymous No.]

most 3d porn disgusts me, but I can handle some JAV if it's only a girl and no guy or anything. I like ecchi and MMD but not really hentai that much. Does anyone else have to fap with music playing? It's really hard for me to do it without any music…

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,15
How can you note like Obyaa? What do you think of blowjobs, then? Like, just as a concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,18
Are you a waifubro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,18
Solo female stuff is gross since it's just them paling with their vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,21
Wow I mean playing where did that come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,21
I can't jack off if there's no dick somewhere. Well I mean I like ecchi or cute pics and I'll jack it but girls should not be allowed to do whatever they want to themselves IMO. They need a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,22
from my anus xD

[Anonymous No.]

any horny boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,20
Yeah, I have feelings for a 2D girl…
but I haven't really said so on the jay cause I feel like people would think I'm an asshole if I brought it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,26
When are you thinking of confessing?

[Anonymous No.]

As for me I like LMIB's character memes, I used to like Wojak, Pepe and friends but they're dying of cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

why live

I literally have no future

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,29
omae wa could live with boku and ware ware wa could yume together and share ore no mirai

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,29
Live for the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,30
Chill with the pronouns dude, pick one for I and You and stick with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,32
I won't live bound by rules

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to get an e-girlfriend these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,34
MMO

it will be a guy most of times but you can pretend

[Anonymous No.]

I think I may actually slowly be turning insane due to being NEET for 9 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,36
Wanna fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12983016,37
iio, faggot, i have the perfect sountrack for our fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_NspFYqcp0