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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.12960884

>>12960835
that's a nice bird do you have more photos?

>> No.12960888
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>>12960884
hai haihaihaihaihaihaihai
I do have more!

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>> No.12960952

>>12960917
Will he cook it?

>> No.12960959
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He will never cook again..

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>>12960959
that is not the japanese pasta bird

please kill yourself out of /jp/ for trying to ruse me like that

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>>12960981

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japanese bird playing cards

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>> No.12961118
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I think we can all agree that birds are important.

>> No.12961244

>>12960959
I wish I was that bird.

>> No.12963424 [DELETED] 

Quality thread.

>> No.12964069

>japanese bird is now allowed

>>12961118
>loli porn is now allowed

>> No.12964094

>>12964069
>a japanese bird is a little girl

>> No.12964301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNFL_P0XKE

>> No.12964614
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the bird inside us all

>> No.12964673

I got a female cockatiel, she doesnt sing or cook pasta, but i still love her!

>> No.12964725

>>12964673
it's cruel to keep birds in cages.

>> No.12964878

>>12960959

Is it dead?

I think it is because birds don't sleep like that.

>> No.12965146
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>>12964878
This bird is dead.

>> No.12965164

>>12965146

You mean CGI

>> No.12965248
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>>12965146

YOUR SOUL
IS MINE

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>> No.12965405

>>12964725
Why? Should i just let it be free on the outside and die?

>> No.12965417

>>12965405

Not him but birds need exercise too and to fly around.

>> No.12965458

>>12965417
Thats what it does most of the day, fly arround the house. Im planning to buy one of those bird harness so might take it out to someplace more open.

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>>12964301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn67lwMa_BY

>> No.12966301

>>12965458
>bird harness

That is the absolute worst

>> No.12966342

>>12966254
http://youtu.be/O7D-1RG-VRk

>> No.12966425
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http://youtu.be/SdXO_pgc1y0

The rent was due

>> No.12968735 [DELETED] 

Jan are you gonna have a panic attack again when we wipe the board? I dont want to lose you...... :((

>> No.12968756

>>12966254
Poor bird. That's one of the worst vocaloid songs.

>> No.12968760

>>12960835
But can it sing totoro?

>> No.12968816

>>12968760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7D-1RG-VRk

forgot the link..

>> No.12969823

>>12960992
So the bird is not japanese?!

>> No.12973115
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>>12969823
don't be fooled, white pig merely stole the image. bird will be forever japanese

>> No.12973126

>>12973115
Like all Japanese culture, they took it from somewhere else and put their flag on it!

>> No.12973211

>>12965272

>sage

I remember when /jp/ was the only board on 4chan that actually used sage correctly. How long ago was that again? 2 years? Can't be 3... I've lost all sense of time.

>> No.12973265

>>12973211
How can you be sure it wasn't last week?

>> No.12973435

>>12973115
Kami-what?

>> No.12975682

>>12973435
kamisama

>> No.12975699

>>12964301
Poor bird, it's crying for being forced to sing that shit song, listen to how sad its voice is

>> No.12975701

>>12973211
Who says we stopped?

Good catch, though.

>> No.12975701,1 [INTERNAL] 

did we win
or did we lose

>> No.12975701,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12975701,1
Not until NEET threads are back.

>> No.12975701,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12975701,2
there's one up right now
blog away

wow this culture sure is great xD
"just pooped on the floor LOL please like and subscribe"

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>> No.12975801,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12975701,3
fuck off kid

>> No.12975801,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12975801,1
the threads you have "fought so hard for" aka ruined a fucking board and community for are here, here's what you've been waiting for

one fucking thread on a website

congratulations you fucking autist here you go

>> No.12975801,3 [INTERNAL] 

was there anything in the #janiteam logs about JBCS?

>> No.12975801,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12975801,2
Trout calm down.

>> No.12975801,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12975801,4
epic

>> No.12975801,6 [INTERNAL] 

WAROSU HOWL OF RUINING BOARDS AND COMMUNITIES

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12975801,7 [INTERNAL] 

>spend all day crying in janiteam IRC
>come to warosu to cry and get more mad
>don't sleep because someone shiteposted an hour before bed so they have to monitor the board all night long

do trout, bumwad and the dvd guy ever stop getting mad?

will gaygrimr ever feel the satisfaction as a saviour of /jp/ and recognition as an elite internet dective that he so desperately wants?

>> No.12976185

>>12975682
Thank you

>> No.12976185,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12975801,6
damn right autismo

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>> No.12978789

>>12978730
Where's the bird?

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>>12960835

>> No.12978822

>>12978730
right here *WHIPS OUT BIRD*

>> No.12978839

>>12961118
Don't you have a facebook page to admin?

>> No.12978872

>>12961118
TOO LEWD!

>> No.12979331

>>12978800
the thumbnail looks like he's picking up a nice piece of sushi

>> No.12979364

I fucking love these threads.

And all of you as well!

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>> No.12980337

>>12960835
Those aren't spaghetti

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Freeze!

>> No.12984260

I do not want this thread to die, ONEGAI!

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>> No.12984691

>>12984655
bird
I am sorry but
that is not a singleplayer game

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>>12984691

>> No.12984709

>>12984691
birds don't follow any rules except their own. that's why they're the best pets.

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>> No.12988143

I was feeling depressed but this thread makes me happy even if its just for a moment.

>> No.12988497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmMMHuzDtG0

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Japanese bird cooking neppetti

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>>12988657
that ones lame compared to this

>> No.12988732
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>> No.12988747

Why is he cooking spaghetti at four in the morning

>> No.12988825
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>>12988497

MY HEEARRRTTTTTT

WHY ARE THESE THREADS SO CUUUUTTTEEEE

>> No.12988881 [DELETED] 

>>12978730
what is this bird from?

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discuss

>> No.12990175

For whom is the bird cooking pasta?
Will he ever cook sauce?

>> No.12990241
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>>12990162
*teleports behind you*
It was a hologram...
*cooks spaghetti and drops them on your head*

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>> No.12991075

well meme'd good sir

>> No.12991179

>>12991040
Oh god I didn't know that one.

>> No.12992583

>>12965146
>bird brain

>> No.12992592

>>12960992
My life is all lies.

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>>12990162
RIP

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>> No.12998107

>>12990241
I keked.

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Singing about cooking spaghetti in the shower!

>> No.13002926

>>13002822
L-LEWD!
SPOILER THAT SHIT!

>> No.13002937
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>>13002926

The water's nice, Anon...

>> No.13002962

>>13002937
Don't drink and bath at the same time, that leads to very nasty accidents.

>> No.13003016

>>12980363
Eat communism

>> No.13003109

I'm stealing all your images!

>> No.13003127
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>>13003109

You wouldn't download a bird.

>> No.13003151

Everything that has a beginning has an end.
No one live forever even Japanese bird.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eft6D3PbHI

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>>13003151

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I Really like this thread a lot
pls keep it bumped I enjoy it.

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>>13012219

>> No.13012780

I'm gonna please a /jp/boy's penis one day perhaps. (´・ω・`)

>> No.13012812

>>13012780
Gayposting is out of fashion, we've moved onto cuteposting.

>> No.13012908
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>>13012219

Hey!

THAT'S NOT A JAPANESE BIRD!!!

>> No.13012910

>>13012812
It was an inside joke? Then what about all those dicks I sucked

>> No.13012938

>>13012910
You were razzmatazzed by the IRC gang.
You know where non-virgins go, right? It's time to hand in your /jp/ card.

>> No.13012975

>>13003109
Make sure you are saving with correct filename.

>> No.13013872

>>13003127
I would however cook a japanese bird.

>> No.13013878

>>13002822
Dancing in the mirror!
Singing in the shower!

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>>13013872

You must definitely not.

>> No.13013999

This is not a Japanese bird

>> No.13014053

Is the spaghetti ready yet?

>> No.13014253

>>13013999

You didn't post an image. It isn't *anything*!

>> No.13017314

>>13002937
Why is Japanese bird drowning in his sorrows? He should not turn to the drink!

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>>13013999
But this is.

>> No.13018306

>>13014053
The spaghetti will never be ready..

>> No.13018393

Yay more photos for my collection

>> No.13019885

>>13017797
shamefur dispray

>> No.13019931

>>12975801
>>12990142
these ones should be named "Japanese Bird-Cooking Spaghetti.jpg"

>> No.13020020

>>13013967
is it okay if I convert this image into a favicon

>> No.13023111

>>13019931
hehehe i get it

>> No.13024160
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>>13020020

No I forbid it

>> No.13024250

>>13020020
Please share after you do!

>> No.13024686

>>13019931
That is not even remotely funny, kill yourself out of /jp/ *onegai*

>> No.13026562
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13026562

How come the best image hasn't been posted yet?

>> No.13027090

>>13024160
Bird, Quick! Get those eggs before it burns!

>> No.13027409

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamago_kake_gohan

I figure this is a good place as any to ask: how would one go about making this without contracting salmonella?

>> No.13027473

>>13027409
I just crack an egg over rice. Never had any problems

>> No.13027483

>>13027473
Yes, I read an article afterwards that explained how salmonella occurrence has been radically decreased after the epidemics of the 1980s. By now less than 1 in 20,000 eggs might have salmonella, and even then they usually die in the fridge. Interesting stuff.

>> No.13027801

>>13027483
>1 in 20,000
So you're saying there's a chance?

>> No.13028836
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>>13027090

Some birds just want to watch the eggs burn.

>> No.13029404

>>13028836
kek
that's a good one.

>> No.13029447
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>>13028836

>> No.13030201
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>>12960835
Pasta baby birdling.

>> No.13030282
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13030282

>>12990162
>>12990241

>> No.13030331
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>>13030201

>> No.13030336
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>>13030331

>> No.13030342

>>13030331
>>13030336
Why are they talking
Why are they talking english

>> No.13030347
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13030347

>>13030336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts plays in the background

>> No.13030978
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>>13030342

A group of helpful bilingual birds who help us English speakers appreciate bird media. Introducing, [SpgtiBrd] subs!

>> No.13031094

>>13030347
this is a blue board

>> No.13031676

>>13030342
Tumblrshits.

>> No.13032496
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13032496

i don't usually visit this board.

i'm happy i visited today.

>> No.13032565

>>13032496
Epic reaction image xDD

>>>/v/
>>>/a/

>> No.13034930
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>>13032565

Japanese bird would be willing to make friends no matter where they had migrated from

Be like Japanese bird. Pasta for one and all

>> No.13034958

>>13034930
But if pasta for all there won't be enough pasta to feed ourselves.

>> No.13034960

>>13032565
/jp/ got really fucking boring after people finally shit reaction images off the board

it was terrible

>> No.13035100
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>>13034958

Then we must make more.

>> No.13036268

I really don't want to be the guy to do this, but this species of bird is not native japanese. It is a budgerigar native to australia.

Please don't kill me.

>> No.13036287
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>>13036268

No pasta for you.

>> No.13036370

/jp/ - /s4s/ with touhou

>> No.13036415

>>13036268
The dream is over.

>> No.13036575

>>13036370
/jp/ - /japanesebird/ with pasta

>> No.13036620

>>13036370
What is /s4s/?

>> No.13036693

>>13036620

A joke board that everyone suddenly started taking seriously.

>> No.13036798

>>13036268
Just like the hunting whales?

>> No.13038535

>>13036268
commit sudoku pls

>> No.13042613

>>12960835
BAVI
A
V
I

>> No.13043070
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>> No.13043427

>>13043070
Pls no bully the japanese bird.

>> No.13043460

>>13043070

She's such a cunt.

>> No.13043572

>>13043070
I was expecting an animated png with that filesize.

>> No.13043625

>>13043070

Remilia is a helper!

>> No.13044872

>>13043070

fucking japanese bat

>> No.13045185

>>13034960
> people finally shit reaction images off the board
Wait, what? I came here for the reaction images. I'm out.

>> No.13045343

SUGOI SUGOI

>> No.13046138
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Skidding some porcelain!

>> No.13054627
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>> No.13054652

http://youtu.be/fV8vEjU41s0

>> No.13054671

http://youtu.be/Tw7WIsXHkuI

>> No.13054765
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13054765

I love these threads so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.13059359

http://youtu.be/Pmwd-237SVI

>> No.13062284

>>13054765
luv u 2 anon

>> No.13064475
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13064475

>>13054671

Japanese bird is an action movie star!

>> No.13064484

>>13064475
sugoi

>> No.13067602

>>13064475
>4gifs.com

>> No.13069607
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13069607

>> No.13072131

Can Japanese bird cook anything BUT spaghetti?

>> No.13072221
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13072221

>>13072131
cake

>> No.13072294

I love you Japanese bird!

>> No.13072360

>>13072131

rekted>>13072221

>> No.13073460

>>12984446
Fantastic!

>> No.13074122

http://youtu.be/nmPm43nGt_I

>> No.13074391
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>>13074122
>tfw you will never have a cute bird

>> No.13074397

>>13074391
I've always wondered if this cat is actually crying

>> No.13074429

>>13074397
Cats can cry too.

>> No.13075028
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>>13074391

>TFW had a cute bird but she hated the rest of my family so they gave her away to some old people in town after I moved away to work in the city
>TFW I never said goodbye to her

>> No.13075195

>>13075028
>>13074391
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GREEN TFWING?

>> No.13075391

>>13074397
Don't ever google sad cat images
You WILL kill yourself

>> No.13081690
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13081690

HAH!

Page 10 my ass.

>> No.13083004
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Daily bird, for all your daily needs

>> No.13083369

>>12960835
I saw budgies at Petsmart today when I was getting socks for my dogs' feet with dad.

...I want one SO fucking badly.

>> No.13083436

>>13083369
>socks for my dogs' feet
...what?

>> No.13083804
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>>13081690
Good job!

>> No.13083814

>>13083436

Not him but it's a thing that exists. Usually for when you have dogs around kids to make sure they don't accidentally scratch the tikes, for when you're too lazy to keep their nails trimmed, for when you're extra autistic about your floor and don't want dog nails dinging them up , and for when you're into beastiality and want the dog to mount and fuck you without scratching up your torso

>> No.13083825
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>> No.13083830
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>> No.13083838
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>> No.13083851
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13083851

>>13083830

>> No.13083920

>>13083830
OH DESIRE!

>> No.13084137

Are there animals that doesn't poo

I'd like to have one but I don't want to clean their poo

>> No.13084857

>>13084137
mechanical animal

>> No.13086056

>>13083838
What a gentle romantic bird!

>>13084137
Humans become poo-sustainable after a couple of years, you should try one.

>> No.13087020
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>>12960835

>> No.13088021

>>13083830
Is the umeko picture shopped in?

>> No.13089547
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Japanese bird trying to nap.

>> No.13089556
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>>13089547

>> No.13089572

There is a bird cooking spaghetti and feeding it to a dog on a tv commercial.

>> No.13089786

>>13089547
>>13089556

v cute

>> No.13090206
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>>13089786
It gets worse.

>> No.13090232

>>13089547
>>13089556
>>13090206
source? too cute

>> No.13090382
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>>13090232
It was some Japanese twitter account.
I think it was kozakura_coco.
Poor nip bird had to endure the "lets balance things!" craze or something.

>> No.13091962

>>13090382
>>13090206
>>13089556

LOTUS
SEED


You can't unseen.

>> No.13095575
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>> No.13095730

>>13074397
The third eyelid is clearly visible and the fur looks kind of stained so it most likely has some kind of problem with it's eyes.

>> No.13095741

>>12960835
actual size of Japanese kitchens pictured

>> No.13096872

Nice meme

>> No.13097178

>>13095575
I have a dream!

>> No.13101232
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13101232

>>13095575

>> No.13101271

>>13095575
http://youtu.be/rl9W6qjjSzw

>> No.13101604

>>13101271
What a progamer, I bet he drinks monster and mt dew all day.

>> No.13101645

>>13095575
neat and clean bird, nice

>> No.13105223
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>>13046138

>> No.13105924

>>13105223
I dont want no trouble sirs please take this for birdseed as apology for stepping into your teritory.

>> No.13108816
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13108816

What is it about Nip birds that make them different from other birds?

>> No.13109114

>>13108816
They are in Japan

>> No.13110423

>>13108816
Needs party hard edit.

>> No.13110434

>>13108816

They're folded 1000 times.

>> No.13110573

>>13108816
http://youtu.be/AnNijBnQWmk

>> No.13110578

http://youtu.be/wNTkg9k3z7Q

Comfy bird.

>> No.13111001
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13111001

Why are birds so amazing holy shit

>> No.13111073

>>13110573
This bird is so scary, it sounds like a radio station or walkie talkie.

>> No.13111376

>>13111001
source of giffie?

>> No.13111630

>>12960835
THATS PENNE RIGATE NOT FUCKING SPAGHETTI YOU FUCKING MONGLOID

>> No.13113106

>>13111630
PER TE

>> No.13113172

>>13110578
Very comfy.

>> No.13113918

http://youtu.be/-cnIRAe2Kxo

>> No.13114135
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>>12960835

>> No.13115217

bookmarked this thread

>> No.13115247

>>13083825
Who the hell uses noko on /jp/ anyway

>> No.13115456

>>13115247
Fuck, has it really been so long? It feels like it was just yesteryday.

>> No.13116604

>>13115247
Last year, before moot ruined /jp/.

>> No.13116681

>>13115456
Like sand in time...or a birdcage.

>> No.13116948

B
A
V
BAVI
A
V
I

BAVI

>> No.13116962

>>13115247
>not nonokosage

>> No.13116988

BAVI
A
V
I

>> No.13117040

>>13116604
There hasn't been a purpose for writing noko in something like 5 years.

>> No.13117795
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>>13105223

>> No.13117876

>>12975699
My dog accelerated yesterday.

>> No.13117925
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>> No.13117935
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>> No.13119113
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>>12960835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNTkg9k3z7Q

Oyasumi nasi /jp/

>> No.13120017

>>13117795
RADICAL!

>> No.13123990
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Almost at the bump limit ;_;

>> No.13123997
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13123997

>>13123990

>> No.13124262

>>13123990
You could hang out with us here >>13038505

>> No.13126976
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>>13117925
But that's penne rigate!

>> No.13127227

>>13126976
And we all know Willow was Australian too.

>> No.13128571

http://youtu.be/L_2rje0pY-E

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