/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Best touhou quotes?
Can be canon or non-canon.

>"I'm the ice fairy that can smash nails into a banana!" - Cirno

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>dicks
Sanae

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>together, or not together. These are the last traces of those dreamlike days
-Shiki Eiki, Yamaxanadu

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>Bitch, get out of the way!
Marisa

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>Being here in this place is equal to being dead
-Yuyuko discussing /jp/

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>>12934135
Can't wait till someone quotes the horrible old translations where everyone is super rude.

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>I am leagues different from Chen. Leagues, columns, digits, and colors.
-Ran
twas a nifty quote I thought

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"I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."
Remilia Scarlet.

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"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
- Flandre Scarlet

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>>12934259
>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be touhous will eventually be flooded by actual touhous who mistakenly believe that they're in good company
-Flandre Scarlet

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>>12934135

dat thigh

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>I have dick in my heart

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>Nigger, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?
-Yukari Yakumo

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"Found anything? He's got half of Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!"
-Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

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"It's all in the reflexes".
Hong Meiling - Big Trouble in Little China.

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>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence
-Nitori Kawashiro

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"The Jews were destroying both humans and youkai. They ate the flesh of their victims, made belts for themselves out of their entrails, and daubed themselves with their blood... In all, 220,000 beings perished on the Youkai Mountain and 240,000 in the Underworld, and for this reason no Jew may set foot in the Underworld today." - Hieda no Akyu

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>in space no one can hear your leaf blower

-Erin

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"Let us control ourselves and not be resentful when others disagree with us, for all men have hearts and each heart has its own leanings. The right of others is our wrong, and our right is their wrong. We are not unquestionably sages, nor are they unquestionably fools. Both of us are simply ordinary men. How can anyone lay down a rule by which to distinguish right from wrong? For we are all wise sometimes and foolish at others. Therefore, though others give way to anger, let us on the contrary dread our own faults, and though we may think we alone are in the right, let us follow the majority and act like them." - Prince Shotoku (Toyosatomimi no Miko) in his (her) seventeen constitutions

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>*teleports behind you*
- Youmu Konpaku

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"Nothing personnel, kid"
- Kasen Ibaraki

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"My hat is my friend. It helps me relax."
- Komeiji Koishi

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"She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers."
- Marisa Kirisame

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"EEK EEK"
Nazrin, the mouse

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"It is shitposting, even if you are being ironic."
- Keine Kamishirasawa

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"It's still shitposting, even if you are being ironic."
- Keine Kamishirasawa

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"She little in the middle, but she got much back."
- Youmo, re: Yuyuko

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>>12934135
>The pleasure of being cummed inside
-Sanae Kochina

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"Oh, shit! I've been surrounded by raging lesbians! The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!"

-closet lesbian Remilia Scarlet

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>>12934958
Wait, how the FLIPPING HECK does Keine know about shitposting? Or about the internet in general?

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>>12935036
Keine is a magic buffalo that can alter history, that includes everything in the outside world too.

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>>12935036
Do not doubt Keine.

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>Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind.
-Hayao Miyazaki

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>"You'll cowards don't even smoke crack." - Yakumo Yukari

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>>12935086
Yukari seems to have the best quotes

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Yaranaika? -Kourin

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Shoot the youks!
Danmaku wars now!
-Reimu 'Terror of Gensokyo' Hakurei

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"From large to small, small to large, the size and type don't matter, just give me lots of them."
-Sunny

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"The crying of babies is insufferable. And they cry all the time. For this reason if for nothing else we need women, since no one else can stand them."

-Morichika Rinnosuk

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"Why, Orin!? Aren't you a raging lesbian whose favorite food is the salt of a maiden!? Aren't I right!? That's right!"

-Komeiji Satori

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"The cat turned into a cat!"
-Hakurei Reimu

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i suck cocks
-your mom

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Muh shekels!! -Hakurei Reimu

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"TAO FUCKIN SHITS"
- Byakuren Hijiri

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>fuck man do i love eating sandwiches
youmu konpaku

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I believe in youkai supremacy, until the humans are educated to a point of responsibility. I don't believe giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible people ... I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from humans ... Our so-called stealing of Gensokyo from them was just a matter of survival. There were great numbers of youkai who needed new land, and the humans were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
-Yukarinrin

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>>12935305
Damn, that looks so fucking dirty when out of context.

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>>12936197
They are stronger than us, smarter than us, live longer than us, and far better looking than us. They are our superiors in every respect, and the taxes are lower when they rule. When they come back I will be the first to welcome them.

-anonymous youkai sympathizer

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>Pardon?
-Patchouli Knowledge

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"I can see your every move, what you do, anything you think about. You are living in my fantasy. You can't change reality within fantasia, for I am the one who will control everything around me and people I choose. I will be watching you, always."

-Yukarin

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>>12935838
Reimu is NOT Jewish.

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>I did it all for the Nookie
>(Come on) The Nookie
>So you can take that cookie
>And stick it up your (yeah!) stick it up your (yeah!) stick it up your
-Satori

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"GEH. Studying." -Reimu

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>>12936360
Yeah, she's an undead zombie.

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"Devil, you got to get this shit right, I'm black, blacker than a trillion midnights."
-Ice Kyuu

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>Why is /jp/ SFW when nobody has a job?
- Remilia "oh shit it's janny" Scarlet

>You seem to misunderstand. We were not beaten by the moon people, nor did we truly achieve our objective. We simply gave way for a more competent ally to take our place in exterminating those disgusting rabbits.
- Yukari Yakumo, on the deployment of Officer Armstrong on the lunar battlefield.

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One must not be picky about what they eat, Youmu. -Yuyuko

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"Suck my cock dude" (9)ball loli

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>If you come to my house at halloween you'll get a nice kick in the face!

-Yuuka Kazami

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"They trust me — dumb fucks"

Byakuren

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Without the Dark, there can be no Light,
We have purpose
Without the Lie, there can be no Truth,
We have purpose
Without the War, there can be no Victory,
We have purpose
Without the Death, there can be no sacrifice,
We have purpose
Without the Hope there can be no Future,
We have purpose
Without the Loyalty there can be no one chapter,
We have purpose
Without ZUN, there is nothing,...
And we would have no purpose

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"Ah, the dull... The dull go through so much trouble, don't they?"

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The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore

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"The hoops I cannot shoot... are close to none"
-Basketball legend Konpaku Youmu

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A hospital is not a place to get healed, but a social event for the elderly. If you want to get healed just go to your nearest mechanic and disguise yourself as a refrigerator and everything will go a lot better

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>>12935961
>>12937501

Both posts ends with 1.

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>>12937557

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"Silly shrine maiden, your two-colored powers are a mere twenty-eight-point-five-seven-one-four percent as powerful as mine!"

>Alice Margatroid

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>>12934874

Cut that shit out man. I come here to get a break from Destiny.

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>>12934234
Columns?

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That aint mah [ofuda]!
-Reimu Hakurei

DONT BULLSHIT ME [Reimu]!
-Officer Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

YEAH DONT BULLSHIT HIM [Reimu]!
-Officer Komachi Onozuka

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>>12934264
I wish.

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Marisa: So if I beat you, I become chief maid, right?

Sakuya: More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

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His unfailing instinct in such things scents the original soul (die urspruengliche Seele) in everyone, and his hostility is assured to anyone who is not spirit of his spirit. Since the Youkai is not the attacked but the attacker, not only anyone who attacks passes as his enemy, but also anyone who resists him. But the means with which he seeks to break such reckless but upright souls is not honest warfare, but lies and slander.

Here he stops at nothing, and in his vileness he becomes so gigantic that no one need be surprised if among our people the personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Youkai.

The ignorance of the broad masses about the inner nature of the Youkai, the lack of instinct and narrow-mindedness of our upper classes, make the people an easy victim for this Youkai campaign of lies.

While from innate cowardice the upper classes turn away from a man whom the Youkai attacks with lies and slander, the broad masses from stupidity or simplicity believe everything. The state authorities either cloak themselves in silence or, what usually happens, in order to put an end to the Youkai press campaign, they persecute the unjustly attacked, which, in the eyes of such an official ass, passes as the preservation of state authority and the safeguarding of law and order.
-Reimu Hakurei

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"By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise."

-Yamaxanadu on /jp/

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“There will be so much blood in the streets, you’ll be able to float a dingy through the Human Village.” said Miko Militia leader and prominent Antiyoukai shrine maiden Sanae

Kochiya in a recent call for open race war in Gensokyo. Appearing in an article in Bunbunmaru, which has since been removed, a shirtless and heavily tattooed Kochiya called

on her “racial brethren” to rise up and “cleanse the genetically inferior filth from our homelands and return the Human race to rightful its place of domination over the earth.”

She had some particularly harsh words for the “anonymous youkai trolls” who edit her racist and Antiyoukai cartoons to make them about equality, saying “on the ancient

Suwa Foughten Field of my divine Human ancestors, I vow to mow you down like weeds, you spineless youkai cowards!”

Though little is known about Kochiya's past, she claims to have done three tours in Vietnam where she “killed more youkai than you can shake a burning cross at.” Upon being

dishonorably discharged from the military for what official records call “a spree of genocidal massacres,” she returned home and began making racist cartoons under the

pseudonym of A. Norm Al Human. She says that she used a pseudonym because at that time she was trying to infiltrate Gensokyo so that she could “bring down the entire

youkai system from within.”

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"Pack a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex."
-Watatsuki no Yorihime, on the Lunar Capital

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"My dick is bigger than most touhous" - Mamizou Futatsuiwa

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>>12938942
Too lewd for the strict princess.

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Eine Operation ohne Schwerpunkt ist wie ein Mann ohne Charakter.

- Feldmarsal Rumia

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>>12935064
Keine Zweifel.

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"I will not run away. I will not run away".
Reisen Udongein Inaba.

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Never lose
Never clean
Never let anybody escape
Never resist
Never build
Never let anybody live

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"there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish"
-Sanae Kochiya

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>>12939330
i think you're misquoting Reimu

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"She's the hero Gensokyo deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll mock her. Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Chinese Girl."
- Remilia Scarlet

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>I want to impregnate a /jp/
- moot

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>>12939386
That's not a Touhou quot, fuck off.

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>>12939390
Moot is an honorary touhou
Who knows, the guy you replied to could be quoting himself

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>>12939406
No, he's not for he's a kike and a jew.

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>>12939417
Arent various 2hus such as Sanae and Niroti often depicted as Jewish?

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>>12935115
>"Wait, if I manipulate the border between my clit and his cock..."
-Yukari Yakumo

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>>12939428
That's just maymay.

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>>12939428
Sanae parted the red sea! It went くぱぁ