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12831109 No.12831109 [Reply] [Original]

Hey...hey! Let her in, it's freezing!

>> No.12831119

Iced Reimu

>> No.12831121

Um.. I'm with my gf right now. I don't want her to see it.

>> No.12831139

Why didn't she come in my chimney like a normal Santa?

>> No.12831141
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>>12831121
But it's cold!

>> No.12831145

>>12831139
That would be dirty, and dangerous. What if she gets stuck?

>> No.12831157

>>12831141
Do you promise not to look when we have sex?

>> No.12831167
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>>12831157
Oh my.
She'll promise you anything you want to hear if it means getting out of the cold.

>> No.12831171

How much is it worth letting her in? She's good with money so let's make a deal out of it.

>> No.12831172

>>12831145
What kind of a Santa gets stuck in a chimney? Is she even a real Santa?

>> No.12831173

>>12831167
But will she keep her promise? I don't want any perverted degeneracy in my house.

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>>12831171
Oh, like she's got any money...

>>12831172
...maybe? What constitutes a "real" santa? She's got the right outfit for it.

>> No.12831181

>>12831178
Does she even have presents? Why would I let her in if she doesn't have presents?

>> No.12831182
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>>12831173
Of course. Reimu's not the peeping type.

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>>12831181
Because it's freezing cold and she's not dressed for it and is shivering on your doorstep.

>> No.12831187

I see that donation box outside. I know what you're trying to do here, lady.

You're collecting for one of those Christmas fundraising groups that aid orphanages, aren't you? Such an exemplary young lady, why don't you come right in? Oh, it'll just be for a little bit. I'll get the hot cocoa out.

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I am sure she's into extreme things like holding hands, missionary position with leg lock and closed lights.

>> No.12831192

>>12831189
>Fundoshi and Wraps
At least name it Fundoshi and Sarashi

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>>12831187
Finally, a good person.

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>>12831192
>Sarashi
I didn't remember what it was named. Thanks anon.

>> No.12831200

>>12831198
See, she's got a sweater now. That should be enough to keep her warm, right?

>> No.12831207

>>12831200
Nah, it's too cold for that, and it's not a very good sweater. All the heat's going to escape out the top.
...and she doesn't seem to be wearing anything beside it.

>> No.12831212

>>12831207
Why is she so unprepared for this weather?

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>>12831193

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>>12831207
What now?

>> No.12831216

>>12831145
ADMIRAL FATASS

>> No.12831218
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>>12831212
It's usually not this cold, and she's far from home. Isn't particularly well off either way, really.

Here, though, it could very well be that she wanted to show up at your place in a santa costume. Who knows?

>> No.12831225

>>12831214
Better, but still not enough for a really cold winter day. It's even snowing.

>> No.12831236
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>>12831225
She,s wearing way more than what she usually does. Gensokyo is in Japan. It is not that cold in Japan, also she have a hot spring nearby.

>> No.12831237

>>12831236
Yeah, so?

>> No.12831238

Anyone else want to have sex with a jap babe this Christmas?

>> No.12831239
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>>12831237
She can always go take a dip in the hot springs with her pet. Talking about hot springs, why there is no monkey king youkai in touhou?

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>>12831218
Why would a shrine maiden want to show up at my place so ill dressed in this weather?

>> No.12831248
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>>12831239
Well, she's not home now, is she? See any hot springs near here? No.

>>12831213
You wouldn't. Not on Christmas.

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>>12831244
Do I have to spell absolutely everything out for you?

>> No.12831252

>>12831244
She only has one outfit and she's here to solicit donations.

>> No.12831255

>>12831250
Yes.

>> No.12831265
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>>12831255
Well, I won't. You'll have to figure it out yourself.

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>>12831250
I, uh... maybe? Wouldn't she rather be with her friends?

>>12831252
I'm broke this holiday season.

>> No.12831274

>>12831265
Well, then she'll have to figure out how to get in my house.

>> No.12831280
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>>12831274
Argh, fine. If it's the case that she just wanted to come to your place in a santa costume, it would probably because she likes you. Happy?
Come on, man, it's Christmas!

>> No.12831301

>>12831280
Well, of course she likes me. Shrine maidens and Santas alike should like everyone. It wouldn't befit them to dislike people, right?
But fine, since it's the holiday, I'll let the fake-santa in even though she didn't bring any presents. I've just made some hot cocoa, she can have some if she wants.

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>>12831301
At last. Thank you!
So damn cold...

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>>12831280
Im flattered, but the Hakurei shrine maiden could do way better than me, I'm sure.

Merry Christmas.

>> No.12831314

>>12831280
>Come on, man, it's Christmas!
Excuse me, I celebrate Hanukkah, not Christmas, thank you.

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>>12831311
Yeah, you're right. She could probably find someone to like who wouldn't leave her freezing on their doorstep.

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It's Christmas Eve, a festive time for all... but the mood's still down at the Hakurei Shrine because Reimu's donation box is still empty. Seeing her friend in such a dejected state, Marisa decides that she needs to turn things around. But how? Join Marisa this holiday season as she dresses up as Santa and tries to accomplish a Christmas miracle before dawn's first light!

Marisa breaks into people's house and steals everything that isn't bolted down, sells all the crap she doesn't want to Kourindou for pennies on the dollar, and puts a third of the proceeds into Reimu's donation box.

A heartwarming Touhou Christmas story, coming to you this never.

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I'd let her in in exchange for sex, is what I'd like to say. Truthfully I'm both too kind and too cowardly for that. I'll let her in, feed and warm her, but she won't spend the night. Don't trust her enough for that. I'll take her home if she needs a ride, though.

>> No.12831441

I'll warm her up with my dick.

>> No.12831450

>>12831422
It's good to be honest.

>> No.12831473

I'd let her in and pamper her, and change my bedsheets and clean my bathroom after I got done making her the best meal I could with my best food.
Then I'd offer her to use the bathroom and I would just wait outside and not peep, and just hear the sound of the water falling and being interrupted by a GIRL standing inside my shower. Then I would offer her to sleep on my bed while I sleep on the couch, but I'd check up on her and hear her breathing and being cute in bed. I really hope that she would fall in love with me after and maybe become my girlfriend and if not that's fine but if she gets another boyfriend maybe we could be friends or she'd tell me about her sex stories so I could masturbate secretly later.

>> No.12831488

>>12831473
She might as well hire some niggers over so they can fuck her while you masturbate.

>> No.12831490

>>12831441
I don't think dicks work well as heating units. For starters, they don't emit much heat, and they aren't very big, either. A heater would work much better, possibly coupled with a blanket.

>> No.12831495

>>12831422
>I'll take her home if she needs a ride, though.
And how, exactly, do you plan on getting her there?

>> No.12831501

>>12831495
Assuming fan-stuff and she lives in a place I can reach.

>> No.12831509

>>12831473
Would you even wake up early to make breakfast so that it would be fresh and warm when she woke up?

>> No.12831510
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>>12831495
The usual way, of course.

>> No.12831513

>>12831509
Yes, because she is a girl.
I would do ANYTHING to have a cute girl near me.

>> No.12831514

>>12831495
Just give her fare for the bus

>> No.12831526

>>12831514
The bus is dirty, you should not let a cute girl ride a bus its not good.

>> No.12831528

>>12831526
Especially dressed like that.

>> No.12831531

>>12831513
You know what, I was gonna try to make a joke like the one where the student tells her teacher that she'd do an-y-thing for an A, and he asks her if she would study, but when I tried to think of things one would need to do in order to meet girls, I actually couldn't think of any. I don't know how to meet new people. Why can't they ever just show up at your front door like they do in my Japanese animes?

>> No.12831535

>>12831531
Yeah, I have just about everything else but I was kept indoors my entire life so I am not sure at all how to socialize with people aside from copying what happens in sitcoms such as Full House.
It isn't a very good way to live, I'm nearing my 30's and have been alone for very long, and the hobbies that I dearly loved no longer provide any joy or satisfaction. I am going through the motions as they say, when I take part in them. I might kill myself before I enter wizardhood, it wouldn't be much of a loss and upper-management positions aren't much different from the ranks under it. No one would miss me, I don't even make very good posts on 4chan.

>> No.12831586

>>12831490
You're underestimating my dick.

>> No.12831591
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>>12831535
>>12831531
Sadly, there's no magic advice or trick to overcoming introversion and finding a cute girl. Just know that you're not alone and somewhere there is a girl wishing she could find a guy like you. Maybe you'll meet her someday.

Merry Christmas!

>> No.12831595

>>12831591
Girls don't have to try to find guys. They can just be, and the guys find them.

>> No.12831599

>>12831591
>somewhere there is a girl wishing she could find a guy like you
What sort of girl would fantasize about an unkempt and repulsive NEET?

>> No.12831602

>>12831599
You mean you're not slim, attractive, and gainfully employed?

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>>12831599
You know how there are some odd guys that like chubby girls with sweaty armpit hair and stinky feet and overall terrible hygiene?
Well, there are some girls with that kind of taste in men.

>>12831595
Well, you don't often hear of the girls that hide at home all the time and NEET it up being picked up...

>> No.12831616

>>12831602
No! Of course I am slim, attractive, and gainfully employed. I was just posing a purely hypothetical question.

>> No.12831634

>>12831609
>Well, you don't often hear of the girls that hide at home all the time and NEET it up being picked up...

Oh come on now. A woman merely needs to have an available vagina and she will find a suitor.

Yes, girls who actively never interact with anyone physically won't be picked up, but the minute they put the slightest effort into it in, they will be. This is simply not the case for men. Men have to prove themselves worthy of affection, women merely have to be available.

>> No.12831651

>>12831602
Do girls like security contractor? Former security contractor to be precise.

>> No.12832078

This thread xD

>> No.12832078,1 [INTERNAL] 

Is this the roleplaying thread?

>> No.12832149

>>12831109
Let her in and touch her butt...

>> No.12832158

i hope all of you retarded whining blogshitters will kill yourselves on christmas day as a present to the rest of us

fucking get that shit out of here

>> No.12832423

>>12831109
She can come inside if I can cum inside!

>> No.12832551

>>12832158
You seem somewhat upset

>> No.12832739

>>12831488
hot

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I'd let her in and we can play video james.

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