How would you react if 1 (ONE) Ibuki Suika suddenly popped out in front of you right now?

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Anonymous Tue Dec 23 00:16:47 2014 No.12824088 [Reply] [Original]

How would you react if 1 (ONE) Ibuki Suika suddenly popped out in front of you right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 00:23:53 2014 No.12824109 Deepthroat horn

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 00:26:06 2014 No.12824121 >>12824088 Offer her a drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 00:26:06 2014 No.12824122 >>12824088 I'd say hello and ask if she's lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 00:42:43 2014 No.12824164 File: 112 KB, 398x600, 22493406_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824088 would probably die from shock

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 00:43:00 2014 No.12824165 wouldnt care if she looks like that abomination

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 00:48:47 2014 No.12824184 File: 118 KB, 1200x986, 1418331177903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824088 give her a sweater because it's cold and yell at her for breaking my monitor before she drinks all my booze.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 01:24:11 2014 No.12824253 File: 309 KB, 1000x512, 16570735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably cry at my broken monitors. I'm too poor to replace them. Maybe losing my virginity to a little oni could make me feel better. ...Or worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 01:40:14 2014 No.12824290 offer her a drink and ask for lewd favors

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 01:54:42 2014 No.12824308 Offer to buy her a drink after getting off of work. Until then we can chill here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 02:04:35 2014 No.12824336 >>12824165 How would YOU prefer Suika to look?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:16:15 2014 No.12824529 >>12824088 What do you call this haircolor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:22:45 2014 No.12824548 >>12824088 [x] genuflect

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:27:11 2014 No.12824559 File: 238 KB, 711x1000, 1318564385077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824336

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:27:22 2014 No.12824560 I'd come on her horns and grimace in sweet pain as she fucks me with them and creampies my asshole with my own semen

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:33:05 2014 No.12824570 File: 334 KB, 1254x885, b4e2dc6d808001bca3566edb0585e844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824559 Here Better

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:41:23 2014 No.12824583 >>12824570 Her tats are 2fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:45:19 2014 No.12824590 >>12824088 Do you think Nishiuri likes Suika?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:56:07 2014 No.12824608 File: 617 KB, 600x888, c1e9606d594bfe1bdbb275c0bcdceb0e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824559 >>12824570 Suika with large ones is nice too. Did she steal them from Yuugi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:58:05 2014 No.12824612 >>12824590 I bet its just a plot to get people to talk about and masturbate to someone other than his waifu, who he keeps a secret so nobody else can claim her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:59:16 2014 No.12824615 >>12824608 It's her ability silly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 04:01:45 2014 No.12824626 >>12824088 Saw her horns off and make her get plastic surgery so the skull around that area gets evened out, along with surgery to make her ears human looking. Then I can have the perfect loli gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 04:07:27 2014 No.12824635 File: 325 KB, 1254x1771, 1395835393037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824608 Yuugi has the largest rack in all of Gensokyo! Certainly she can spare a little, no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 04:08:18 2014 No.12824636 >>12824626 >Not liking horns >Not liking pointy ears Pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 04:13:24 2014 No.12824643 >>12824636 Who are you greening, /v/-kun?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 05:04:11 2014 No.12824755 >>12824643 I'm quoting my love for Suika.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 05:05:04 2014 No.12824757 >>12824626 Please just choose some other little girl. Do not tarnish Suika.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 05:44:11 2014 No.12824834 >>12824626 >make her get plastic surgery I don't think you're strong enough to make her do anything, except maybe giggle at your tiny dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 05:51:28 2014 No.12824844 Throw beans. No seriously, nobody get to break into my house and walk unscathed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 11:41:12 2014 No.12825442 >>12824626 Those ears are not canon (and I hate them)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 12:21:00 2014 No.12825576 >>12825442 You're that person who's always raving about hating that particular artist, right? Allow me to call you a moron and an autist - and never post in Suika threads again, thanks!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 12:27:00 2014 No.12825585 File: 1.18 MB, 900x1400, 1419355620859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT IS DONE! Only one more meddlesome step to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 13:20:11 2014 No.12825724 >>12825585 dude, I could shit a better shop than that

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 13:21:47 2014 No.12825731 >>12825724 i used mspaint

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 13:22:41 2014 No.12825733 >>12825731 I wouldn't have guessed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 13:23:59 2014 No.12825736 >>12825733 I'd like to see you try and do a better job, because I think she looks extremely cute without horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 13:52:35 2014 No.12825819 >>12825585 Without horns it feels just so wrong and empty, like a man without a penis. I guess silly head accessories truly are one of the soul features of 2hu

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Tue Dec 23 13:59:53 2014 No.12825836 >>12824088 Ask her if she can pay rent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 16:37:28 2014 No.12826263 Tickle belly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 16:45:07 2014 No.12826276 Send the spawn of satan back to hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 16:45:34 2014 No.12826278 >>12824088 Ask her how Yuugi and that pink-haired girl are doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:09:32 2014 No.12826684 >>12824529 I'd say light orange but now you've got me thinking. It might be more like a gold.

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:15:24 2014 No.12826703

>>12824088
I would realize that she came to abduct my imouto. To prevent her from doing that I would ride on her horns while she tries to buck me off like a bull. After that's done she'll have had enough fun for the day and go back to her suite in the Hotel del Coronado to change into her sukumizu and have a margarita on the beach. I'd still be in the air, north past Canada and into the eternal blue skies of Mongolia.
After replacing a small mountain in the Khentii Mountains with a crater, I'd walk down to Dulun-Boldaq and ask the bourei of Temujin to conquer San Diego for me. He would agree and we'd ride on supersonic spectral horses together with his ghostly cavalry. We'd arrive at San Diego in less than a hour, and conquer it in less than a minute. By then, Youmu will have arrived after interrupting her meal at a nearby Inn-n-Out and slash Temujin before he could conquer anything else.
After Youmu goes back to her car to finish her Animal Fries, Suika, impressed by my hardiness, resourcefulness, and natural drunkenness, would agree to become my ally in funposting threads on /jp/ that ask anon hypothetical questions about Touhous.

This isn't very realistic though because it's winter so Suika most likely wouldn't decide to spend the rest of her day in a swimsuit at the beach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:31:52 2014 No.12826742 >>12826703 I'm confused, when do you fuq?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 19:58:02 2014 No.12826795 >>12826703 Why would Yomu eat Animal Fries in her car instead of the restaurant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 20:49:33 2014 No.12826931 >>12826795 because she's a dork

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 10:10:06 2014 No.12828944 >>12824559 what the FRIG is wrong wtith you dude holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 16:00:41 2014 No.12829866 tfw no oni gf

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 05:38:25 2014 No.12831743
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>>12825576
Not the quoted anon, but I have complained about those fucking ears in the past.
They are gruesome and pig-like, pointy ears don't have to look that way.

Also horns are too curved, she no bull.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 05:58:17 2014 No.12831784 >>12831743 Lop-sided ears are considered very cute by Japanese, I generally don't like them but this artist does them well. I think you're just too used to lack of detail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 06:12:19 2014 No.12831809 >>12831784 As I understand, it's not the detailing itself, but how meaty the ear looks, like it is swollen up or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:01:43 2014 No.12833671 Keep her. I'm gonna keep her for a life time and treat her good while having her help me around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:17:21 2014 No.12833747 File: 712 KB, 800x1138, 47636029_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833671 Are you sure you have the money to fuel her drinking habits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:23:58 2014 No.12833770 >>12833747 That's a small price to pay to have her as company. lewd stuff not included.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:26:09 2014 No.12833781 File: 669 KB, 892x1252, 44476127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833770 Well, if you ever have trouble making ends meet you could just sell her body. Maybe she'd do that herself if you don't give her enough booze.

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:36:51 2014 No.12833805
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>>12833747
>>12833781
Are you a stupid? Just open a sake store, her gourd has an infinite supply of it.

The only bottleneck in production would be the literal bottleneck, but for monthly earnings it's more than enough.

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:41:44 2014 No.12833819
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>>12833805
The three oni are the ultimate drinking buddy.

Suika have a gourd with infinite sake,
Yuugi have a dish that make any sake poured into it taste like heaven.
And Kasen have a gourd that whoever drink from it having oni strength, and the personality of an oni, if you drink too much.

Just imagine the bone breaking session of sweaty drunken snuu snuu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:52:57 2014 No.12833847 >>12824088 I think we'd be instant buddies once I offered her a beer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 04:50:01 2014 No.12834948 >>12824088 I'd finally complete my dream of swinging her around by her horns. then kill her because she's a monster. "Die monster! you don't belong in this world"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 05:03:48 2014 No.12834977 >>12834948 Hold her down in a pool of liquified beans until the bubbles stop!

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 05:08:05 2014 No.12834981

>>12833819
Just set up a system where Suika's gourd is constantly pouring into Yuugi's plate which is tilted at a small angle so it pours out and gathers into a tank, which you then fill barrels from.
The first week or month in business will mostly consist of handing out free samples at events to get people addicted to the stuff, then you'll have your devoted customers who speak it word of mouth, once a customer comes in and buys some, they're hooked for life and the money will flow like sake. You can hire employees to run the shop, keeping the gourd and plate in some form of safe that can still be drawn from to fill barrels if needed.

Then you neet around all day with Suika and Yuugi drinking free endless dream sake until you die of old age and they bury you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 05:32:23 2014 No.12835018 >>12834981 You never hear of people making money off of powers of creation like this. I bet there's some silly magic that cancels their powers if they use it for money or something like that.

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 06:00:08 2014 No.12835060
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>>12835018
Well the ingredients to such a money-making contraption are being held by two if not three devas. If the setting was an MMO, you'd have to gather a raid group to even get such objects.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 09:58:02 2014 No.12835483 File: 69 KB, 400x236, suika toshiaki crying&broken horn_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12825585 What the fuck have you done Why would you dehorn Suika I should fucking gut you you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 17:56:57 2014 No.12836325 File: 505 KB, 748x1100, 23136332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12835483 Would you still accept her if someone forcibly dehorned her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:03:23 2014 No.12836336 >>12836325 I would. And I would dehorn myself too out of sympathy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:07:08 2014 No.12836343 File: 548 KB, 1015x1494, 33448119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12836336 I don't think she'd want that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:15:58 2014 No.12836364 I would take her to the chemist's and pump her full of progesterone. Oppaiki Suika

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:42:38 2014 No.12836430 >>12836325 Horns are natural growths. They would come back. I'd definitely protect her while they were regrowing, though. Everyone knows that the source of an Oni's strength lies in their horns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:44:24 2014 No.12836435 File: 245 KB, 562x624, 06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12836343 What,s up with these, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:53:31 2014 No.12836448 >>12836435 Some people really like sushi rolls.

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 19:17:26 2014 No.12836490

>>12824088 >>12824088
I am in a car going 85 mph so it would happen like this

HOLY SHIT! Did we just hit a cow? Fuck that thing has big horns. Better see what got damaged. FUCK, it's alive. OH SHIT, IT'S A GIRL. With horns...

QUICK, GET THE BEER COOLER! Get it right now or we're gonna have one pissed off oni.

SHIT. she wants to fight. GET THE GUN AND BEAN DIP. No time to explain just give me the goddamn bean dip!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 19:28:48 2014 No.12836513 >>12836490 Epic post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 19:32:42 2014 No.12836522 >>12836490 It's like I'm really reading a youtube video comment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 19:50:35 2014 No.12836560 >>12836490 Kids and their cellphones...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 05:22:28 2014 No.12837759 >>12824088 Food, Beer, Attempt to wrestle with and get #rekt, ask her to do that thing where she becomes a swarm of miniatures, then turns into mist, then becomes giant.

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