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Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

>> No.12818865

news to me

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>>12818863
>mistakenly believe that they're in good company
After the flood, are they really mistaken?

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>>12818863

Nobody was ever pretending anon.

>> No.12818893,1 [INTERNAL] 

Anyone up for some sonic racing ?

>> No.12818893,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,1
No way, Mr. gay.

>> No.12818893,3 [INTERNAL] 

I could go for some sonic burgers right about now. Man that slurpee. Sigh...

>> No.12818893,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,3
You could even say I feel like racing over to sonic.

>> No.12818893,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,4
You Drive?

>> No.12818893,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,5
I Drive.

>> No.12818893,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,6
Fuckin' epic meme bro keep the ownage up my main man haha

>> No.12818893,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,7
I'm the one laughing my ass off dude. Keep bitching though I'm sure you'll burst an artery and you'll finally have a case claim those sweet, sweet NEETbux.

>> No.12818893,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,7
look at this kid, too cool for memes

>> No.12818893,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,7
What cesspool did you crawl out of? This is a meme loving community.

>> No.12818893,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,10
Seriously.

Check 'em.

>> No.12818893,12 [INTERNAL] 

https://media.8chan.co/jp/src/1419181896948.gif

>> No.12818893,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,12
lol is that nullshite

>> No.12818893,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818863
who wrote this epic quote anyways?

>> No.12818893,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,14
Voltaire.

>> No.12818893,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,15
actually descartes nice try though

>> No.12818893,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,15
>>12818893,16
Actually neither of them said it. It was just attributed to them and pushed on the internet. Voltaire also didn't say the "I don't like what you're saying but I will fight to the death to defend your right to say it" either. That was attributed to him around the first World War and appears in zero sources prior to that time.

>> No.12818893,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,17
so where does the idiot community quote come from

>> No.12818893,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,18
some dude on the internet

just like the "To see who rules you look you who cannot criticize" a quote invented to describe the jews and after the fact attributed to voltaire about a decade ago

>> No.12818893,20 [INTERNAL] 

"Half of all people are cynics; the other half are the optimistic, whose favorite pastime is making cynical comments about the cynics."

- Stephen Fry

>> No.12818893,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,20

"My cock, your mouth"

- Me

>> No.12818893,22 [INTERNAL] 

"Trevor is a faggot."

- Stephen Fry

>> No.12818893,23 [INTERNAL] 

"I'm a stupid jewish faggot. Literally."

- Stephen Fry

>> No.12818893,24 [INTERNAL] 

"Yes - God, I'd give anything to be out there with them, dodging the bullets instead of sitting here drinking this Chateau Lafite, and eating these filets mignons with sauce bearnaise!"

- Stephen Fry

>> No.12818893,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,13
I wonder how the gamebody ex-janny music scene is doing these days

>> No.12818893,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,25
is a gamebody like a gameboy

>> No.12818893,27 [INTERNAL] 

http://gizmodo.com/amazon-echo-review-i-just-spoke-to-the-future-and-it-1672926712

>> No.12818893,28 [INTERNAL] 

tfw no gf

>> No.12818893,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,12
what is newfag jan

the pangolin meme sucks

can he just be the cat too

>> No.12818893,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgoz_cPEM8A

>> No.12818893,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,30
is nullshite a sand nigger?

>> No.12818893,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,27

Yes goy, put this device in your home that listens to your demands. This isn't a product that helps us take the load off of voice recognition research where we need hundreds of samples to test but it would be impossible to do in our labs unless we disguise it as a nifty soda can that goes on your table. Hee hee.

Please buy our echo! We want to pass google and baidu and rule the world.

>> No.12818893,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,32
woah are you literaly retarded i think oyu might be

>> No.12818893,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,33

Are you? Don't be stupid, that thing is always listening.

>> No.12818893,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,34
you need meds for your retarded i think

>> No.12818893,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,35

why do you think it not listing to you 24/7 is retarded thinking

do you read the tos? nobody does.

>> No.12818893,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,36
man your a fucking retard lol the tos wow just go away retard im going to buy one in the new year because they give invites to prime members fast

>> No.12818893,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,30
wow I bet his parents are proud of themselves for raising a faggot hipster like him who befriends gay porn stars like moot

>> No.12818893,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,36
because the commercial said it only listens when you say the code word

>> No.12818893,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,37

Okay but I will come back in this thread 6 months from now to share with you the backlash youtube video why echo sucks. We'll see who the retard is then.

>> No.12818893,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,39

I know it said that but do you really really believe that?

>> No.12818893,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,41
why would they lie

>> No.12818893,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,42

he different scenario Nuance's CTO imagines is that in the future your phone will always be listening. Isn't that a bit stalker-y?

So your phone is quietly sitting there, sipping at battery power so it doesn't consume that precious resource, until you ask it when your next meeting is, or if it can text your partner or if it's going to rain later. The benefits are obvious, says Sejnoha—there's less of a barrier to using it because you don't have to turn on the device, and indeed if a strong mic is involved, you won't even have to be near it. Nuance is even working on making its system better at isolating a user's voice from background chatter so you could even drop it into conversations with your friends, throwing a question at your smartphone even while talking to other people in a noisy environment.

This isn't far off, Sejnoha explained to Fast Company in an email: "It's hard to predict exactly, but probably somewhere on the order of one to two years."

September 25, 2012 | 10:36 AM

I will also point you to this: http://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthof/2014/12/18/baidu-announces-breakthrough-in-speech-recognition-claiming-to-top-google-and-apple/

>In particular, Deep Speech works better than the others in noisy environments, such as in a car or a crowd. That’s key, of course, to making speech recognition truly useful in the real world. In noisy backgrounds
>The Baidu team collected some 7,000 hours of speech from 9,600 people, mostly in quiet environments–

There is a race in silicon valley who can be the best in this tech and Amazon isn't stupid enough to let this opportunity of collecting passive conversations go by. Amazon is quickly trying to take over the web (although I do like their service).

>> No.12818893,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,43
i dont have a phone so it doesnt bother me

>> No.12818893,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,44

It has nothing to do with just phones, read fully, retard. Understand that thing is on your desk 24/7.

>> No.12818893,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,45
what thing is on my desk? i only have my keyboard and mouse how are they listening to me i've opened up both of them to fix problems and i saw no microphone

>> No.12818893,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,46

plugged in 24/7

into the wall

unlimited power

never have to worry about batter

always

listening

always

collecting passive conversation

for the benefit of

the company you are in reality

their bitch

their test subject...their goy

>> No.12818893,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,47
that doesnt answer my question

>> No.12818893,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,48

you know what I'm taking about...the echo thing

>> No.12818893,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,49
oh im not getting one of those unless you can mod it and have a super cute loli voice put in

>> No.12818893,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,50

That would be neat actually. But only if there is some sort of AR feature.

>> No.12818893,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,47
literally retarded

>> No.12818893,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,52

You are just a sheeple.

>> No.12818893,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,53
go away trevor

>> No.12818893,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,53
Ironically

>> No.12818893,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,55
Irony is a defense mechanism. You can't accept an idea so you claim that to understand the wrong makes doing it less wrong or even justified. It's a cognitive game. You are a sheep.

>> No.12818893,57 [INTERNAL] 

anyone wanna watch sonic racing if i stream

>> No.12818893,58 [INTERNAL] 

streaming sonic racing in 40 mins
http://www.twitch.tv/idunnoitsweird

>> No.12818893,59 [INTERNAL] 

anyone wanna suck my cock if they gay

>> No.12818893,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,58

Is sonic racing all you play?

>> No.12818893,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,60
i play mario kart as well

>> No.12818893,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,61

But they are the same game...

>> No.12818893,63 [INTERNAL] 

anyone wanna watch im gonna stream sonic racing in 5
http://www.twitch.tv/idunnoitsweird

>> No.12818893,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLDLjLoQ4Xg

i want mine to have this voice

god just listen to how cute it is

>> No.12818893,65 [INTERNAL] 

fel when ive missed every single one of the sonic racing guy's streams…

>> No.12818893,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,65
how? i was literally just streaming a few hours ago and posted a link.

>> No.12818893,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,66
He was watching milk instead

>> No.12818893,68 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,67
i stopped tonight before milk even started

>> No.12818893,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,67
no I wasn't I just somehow didn't see the link cause I'm a worthless faggot

>> No.12818893,70 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,69
>I'm a worthless faggot

You can say that again.

>> No.12818893,71 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.twitch.tv/idunnoitsweird

its up for a bit until i go to wendys or mcdonalds

also let me know if i should stick with 480p/1535kbps or go back to 720p/3069kbps

>> No.12818893,72 [INTERNAL] 

fuck it, put a pot pie in fuck mcdonalds

>> No.12818893,73 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-12-23/speech-recognition-better-than-a-human-s-exists-you-just-can-t-use-it-yet.html


I'm right yet again. You can't make this shit up.

>> No.12818893,74 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,73
Would it be able to understand post-irony?

>> No.12818893,75 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,74
It would be able to understand new sincerity as well.

>> No.12818893,76 [INTERNAL] 

>>12818893,73
Pure vaporware.

"Good goy! Invest in Google stock, Skynet is only a few years away!"

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