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Monster Girl Thread Monster Girl Thread Thu Dec 4 17:18:13 2014 No.12761774 [Reply] [Original]

Where you find the best way to cuddling your Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:18:57 2014 No.12761778 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, 1414093237845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761774 In which Wurm apparently likes the sound of honking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:21:15 2014 No.12761782 >>12761778 Loen is the hero we need

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:21:35 2014 No.12761783 File: 3.15 MB, 1365x2100, 1416643473724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3458 last post last thread link No.12751925

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:22:41 2014 No.12761788 >>12761783 >>12751925

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:22:46 2014 No.12761789 [DELETED]

I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me.
After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:23:02 2014 No.12761790 >>12761013 I hear there was a new video yesterday. Something about "25 Invisible Benefits of Male Gamer Privilege". So, "25 Invisible Benefits of Monster Girl Gamer Privilege"? C'mon /mgt/, I know you've got it in you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:24:04 2014 No.12761792 W-Why is the catalog honking Cruel Angel's Thesis at me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:24:12 2014 No.12761793 >>12761789 I like this copypasta. Up until the unbirthing, that is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:24:48 2014 No.12761795 >>12761789 What the fuck

>>	Monster Girl Thread Thu Dec 4 17:25:04 2014 No.12761797 File: 35 KB, 142x137, 1374470935980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761789 Why this sicko is still here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:25:13 2014 No.12761798 Honk honk motherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:25:25 2014 No.12761799 >>12761792 It's Asuka's birthday Wait, I apologize. Usaka's birthday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:25:39 2014 No.12761801 File: 338 KB, 2000x2500, 1413360398574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761792 Annoy the mods, you pay the price Anon! You guys shitpost so much poor Janet has to spend all day just on us. Think before you shitpost dood!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:26:33 2014 No.12761805 >>12761799 That's the reason /a/ is all screwed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:27:12 2014 No.12761808 File: 317 KB, 1440x1448, 1383923852101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daidouji jinko when? Please Her animal is tiger, after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:27:39 2014 No.12761809 >>12761805 Correctomondo. Usaka is Moot's waifu, for those that are joining us By the way, the music is global. All the boards are affected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:28:07 2014 No.12761811 Thank god. I can't even open the threads anymore once they hit like 3000 replies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:29:25 2014 No.12761817 >>12761808 I second this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:31:11 2014 No.12761820 >>12761789 You understand that pastas stagnate the moment of their inception, don't you?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:31:28 2014 No.12761821

>Another degrading day at the Butler-Café.
>It's business as usual, luckily not too busy either.
>Other than getting into an argument with an Oni when you rudely refused to show her your underwear, it's been rather event free.
>Heh, maybe you'll get away without any mishap-
"Oh Darling~ Could you come over here please?~"
>Oh fuck.
>It's her.
>You freeze in place as if you'd just seen a Cockatrice.
>That overly loving voice, that ridiculous level of attachment, that god damn "Darling"
>There's no mistaking it's her.
"Darling? Please don't ignore me, I'm getting lonely over here without you~"
>You swallow hard, and slowly trudge over to her table.
>She watches you the entire time, eyes not blinking once as she follows your every step.
>Her face shows nothing but love and admiration, but her front legs tap impatiently on the table.
>You dread to think what goes on in that mind of hers, what insane delusions she holds about you.
>Ever since you accepted those socks she made you, she acts like the two of you are married.
>You only took them out of courtesy, but to her it's a binding contract.
"Why did you walk over here so slowly, Darling? You should be excited when your Wife comes to visit you at work."
"M-miss, we're not-"
"Oh but you know I love it when you tease me like that, Darling~"
>You nervously look about, trying to find an escape option that wont end with her eating you alive.
"What's that look for Darling? You're not scared of your own wife are you?"
>She rests her chin in her palms as she looks up at you.
>You're damn right I'm scared of you, you crazy spider bitch.
>Are all Jurogumo's this nuts? You've only met this one, and she's crackers.
"What are you thinking about Darling? How much you love me? I knew it, you always are so sweet."
"Miss, please don't-"
"How about we go somewhere more private? I want to show you how much you mean to me."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:31:46 2014 No.12761822 >>12761809 AND IT NEVER STOPS. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:31:59 2014 No.12761823 >>12761808 >All the JoJos as monster girls Quick, who would be who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:32:29 2014 No.12761826 >>12761821 >more butler-cafe Yes. Yes. Yees!

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:32:46 2014 No.12761827

>>12761821
"I can't go, I-"
"Then it's settled, let's go right now!"
>She grabs you by the arm and starts dragging you towards the door.
"We're going to have so much fun, just the two of us, What's your favourite position? Any fetishes you want to try? Oh I'm getting all excited just thinking about it."
>You squirm and try to wiggle out of her grasp, but her arms are a vice around you.
>You look around to your co-workers for help, but they've already accepted your demise.
"Nice working with you Anon..." One of them mutters.
>You get nearer and nearer to the exit, her obsessive ramblings not pausing for a second.
"...how many kids do you want to have? I'm not going to be able to refuse you, you know, we're going to end up with so many, but I'll gladly bear them all for you, Darling. I can't wait to show you the love nest I made for us, it's just

perfect..."
>As you reach the door, and all hope seems lost, you make one last ditch effort to escape, clutching the door frame with all your might.
>She just keeps walking, stretching your body to it's limit, now dangling limp between her and the door.
>Just when you feel your shoulders dislocating, she stops and looks back at you.
"Please don't fall behind darling, you wouldn't want to delay our destiny any longer."
>Your hand slips from the door frame and you fall flat on the floor with a loud thud.
>She pulls you to your feet and begins meticulously brushing the dirt off you.
>You stand firm, not uttering a word as your head throbs in pain.
>Your feel your fear leave you, making way for seething anger.
"My my, clumsy you, getting all dirty, what am I-"
"MISS!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:32:48 2014 No.12761828 >>12761822 >adblock >filter http://s.4cdn.org/media/temp/honk.mp3 >done

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:33:49 2014 No.12761830

>>12761827
>It your turn to interrupt her now.
>She blinks at you, dumbfounded by your sudden outburst.
"Yes, Darling?"
>You gather every ounce of courage you can muster.
"I can't go with you, OK? We are NOT a married couple and I am NOT your husband. This is just my job."
>You're left in a fit of panting and sweating.
>She looks at you for a moment, before quickly returning to that loving gaze.
"Oh this is just like you Darling, always such a hard worker, I know you do it for me."
>Your anger dissipates, replaced now with profound confusion.
"I'll let you get back to work, but come straight home when you're done, you hear me? I'll get everything prepared for you~"
>And with that, she scuttles off to god knows where, not even waiting for a reply.

>As you try to collect your thoughts, you turn back to the Café.
>A poster is taped to the window.
"New Butler wanted, no experience necessary. Must be this cute to apply"

>Below it, is a picture of your face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:35:13 2014 No.12761835 >>12761830 shhheeeeeeiiiiiiiit time for spider lovin's I guess

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:35:15 2014 No.12761837 >>12761809 At least it's only in the catalog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:36:22 2014 No.12761838 >>12761837 Yeah, it's not really that bad. As long as you don't have a catalog tab open, you're good to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:37:04 2014 No.12761840 What is the point of the honking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:37:23 2014 No.12761842 >>12761830 >They already made a Help wanted sign This is every Sunday, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:37:33 2014 No.12761843 >>12761830 Pastebin updated :- http://pastebin.com/YYKJtkWG Please enjoy. Expect more soon™.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:39:13 2014 No.12761847 >>12761830 ...wow. They really thought he was a goner huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:40:29 2014 No.12761850 >>12761843 >http://pastebin.com/YYKJtkWG Thank you, now I don't have to cap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:41:20 2014 No.12761852 >>12761840 Honoring the B-Day of Asuka from Evangelion. Since it's got little to do with monsters, let's move on, shall we?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:41:32 2014 No.12761853 >>12761847 Survival of the fittest

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:42:28 2014 No.12761854 >>12761842 >They already made a Help wanted sign Damn right they did. They have one on standby for every employee working there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:42:55 2014 No.12761857 Y'know, I think I might actually try writing something tonight. What to do though? Continue one of my stories that no one reads? Try starting one of the new ideas I've been sitting on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:42:56 2014 No.12761858 File: 54 KB, 500x441, touch the cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remember to drink your milk, anons!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:43:59 2014 No.12761861 File: 54 KB, 500x352, do it now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761858

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:45:09 2014 No.12761865 >>12761790 Could work, 25 shots of various MGs mentioning whatever "invisible" privileges they have. Good luck voicing it all though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:45:22 2014 No.12761866 >>12761858 >>12761861 PAIZURI!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:45:24 2014 No.12761867 >>12761858 >>12761861 Go home Hound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:45:48 2014 No.12761868 >>12761858 >>12761861 Why would you split it?

Fake Recap Anon Thu Dec 4 17:46:09 2014 No.12761870

Recap time
Some people shit posted.
Some guys wrote some stuff.
A bunch of pics were posted, a few of them were new.
See the Cow, touch it now.
MG wife insists you make it with the kikimora maid while she watches
Something with Anubis.
Nyanon advances the plot. Angry tiger sleeping dragon.
hellhounds and cute hellhounds.
New kimora art is made
More lame MG forcing that no one likes.
Ascension explained in 12 easy steps
Panty thievery abounds
Sexually repressed kikimora needs to just tell her master to rape her already
Cookanon blueballs his Ryuu friend. gets fortune told by a kitsune.
Boy butler cafe shenanigans ensue.
Wurms go mining under MGC, find shiny silver things
Randomly brushing fluffy tails in public the new skirt flipping.
Oni stand up comedy about a husband who wanted to be a chef.
Mexican mgs stealing HBs
Anon becomes a totally broken cuddleslut.

Yeah we need the real recapanon back

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:46:23 2014 No.12761871 File: 304 KB, 1158x1155, 1416812296897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761808 This was done not too long ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:46:25 2014 No.12761872 >>12761857 Could you do something with Lizardman? She had a good run last thread.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:46:41 2014 No.12761873
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>>12761858
Only when it comes like this, that cow has mad cow or some other ungodly condition, and needs to be put down.
Also, drinking milk from the tap while she's asleep?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:47:25 2014 No.12761876 >>12761873 WHo drew this? It's nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:47:43 2014 No.12761878 >>12761871 I want less to do it, he does good girls like that ie the perfect Tohka-Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:47:51 2014 No.12761880 >>12761870 >Oni stand up comedy about a husband who wanted to be a chef. you are an imbecile

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:47:52 2014 No.12761881 >>12761870 >MG wife insists you make it with the kikimora maid while she watches Can we continues this> Exhibitionism is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:48:32 2014 No.12761884 >>12761876 Dude it was drawn a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:48:37 2014 No.12761885 >>12761878 post Tohka-Wurm with good colours and I'll be as happy as she is

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:49:07 2014 No.12761889 >>12761858 I want to warm my hands between her boobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:49:41 2014 No.12761891 >>12761884 My question still stands Much like my dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:50:26 2014 No.12761894 >>12761891 Never went by a name, drew some good stuff like that one though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:51:22 2014 No.12761898 >>12761858 >>12761861 >had these two images in my head all day i want to touch the cow i also want to touch fluffy tails

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:51:56 2014 No.12761899 File: 222 KB, 795x1280, Youko Joseph.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761894 It's among many sketches that Monorus dumped in an /a/ thread some time ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:52:02 2014 No.12761900 >>12761894 >Never went by a name That's Mono, Anon. Come on

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:52:08 2014 No.12761901

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Fiance: Make a Mom Out of You Edition
>Drums start up as you hand Gracie some ground beef and make Burger patties in a second
>"LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! TO DEFEAT, THE NEET!"
>She makes a Dark slime filled meat mess
>"DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED, FOR MOMS!?"
>The mess bursts into flames the moment it hits a pan.
>"YOU'RE THE SADDEST GIRL I'VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH, MISSY I'LL, MAKE A MOM, OUTTA YOU!"
>You drive Gracie around an empty lot around traffic cones.
>"TRANQUIL AS A FOREST, BUILD A FIRE WITHIN!"
>"ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER, YOU ARE SURE, TO WIN!"
>She manages to turn the Car Upside down as you watch from outside. You hold up a sign saying 'Watch Dogs/10'
>"YOU'RE A SPINELESS, GRAY, PATHETIC LOT, AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A MOM, OUT OF YOU!"
>Panda Girl: "I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH!"
>Dwarf Girl: "SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WHO KNEW ME!"
>Mantis Girl: "BOY WAS A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING GYM TEACHER!"
>Charon: "THIS GUY'S GOT EM SCARED TO DEATH!"
>Gracie: "AFTER THIS I HOPE HE DOES ME!"
>Panda Girl: "I REALLY WISH I KNEW HOW TO SWIM!"
>"BE A MOM!
>"YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!"
>Gracie burns another burger
>"BE A MOM!"
>She spirals the Car out of control and you hold a sign saying 'GTA5/10'
>"WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON!"
>"BE A MOM"
>She tries to put a diaper on a baby doll and ends up putting the pin through the baby's stomach
>"WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE, AS MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF...THE MOOOOON!"
>She burns a bowl of Pasta
>"TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US, TIL THE WEDDING, ARRIVES! HEED MY EVERY ORDER, AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE!"
>You shake your head and toss the pots and pans into the sink
>"YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF KIDS, SO PACK UP, GO HOME YOUR THROUGH! HOW COULD I, MAKE A MOM, OUT OF YOU!?"
>"Okay."
>"GRACIE! This is where you're supposed to where you become determined!"
>"Character limit."
>"MOOOOOT!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:53:24 2014 No.12761904 >>12761872 I am doing something with a lizardman already. You wouldn't like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:53:27 2014 No.12761905 >>12761901 >Watch Dogs / 10 Alright, the Disney musical shit was fucking lame, but that bit did make me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:54:47 2014 No.12761909 >>12761852 Okay, CHIMERA'S A FREAK!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:55:38 2014 No.12761913 >>12761823 Giorno as an alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:55:59 2014 No.12761915 >>12761904 I don't care if she's a bonnet tipper so long as she's not being made fun of. You wouldn't denigrate the pride of a warrior, would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:56:18 2014 No.12761916 >>12761901 >Meta For what purpose? Also, where did the other soon-to-be-MILFs come from? And lastly. >Watch Dogs/10 >FOR CUTTING GYM TEACHER >Mantis I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:56:33 2014 No.12761917 >>12761901 I laughed out loud a bit harder than I care to admit. Good work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:57:44 2014 No.12761922 >>12761916 >For What Purpose Cause I'm legit angry I have to wait next thread to finish the song and show Gracie as Ultimate Mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:57:53 2014 No.12761923 >>12761915 Oh no, all the girls in it are hardened, skilled warriors who love to test and improve their skills. Bonnet tipping has nothing to do with why you wouldn't like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:58:56 2014 No.12761929 >>12761922 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 17:59:21 2014 No.12761930 >>12761821 Accepting an arachne's gift Ooooh shit. Don't these butlers read p on extra species?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:00:25 2014 No.12761934

>You will never be stalked to the point by a Hellhound that every young woman gets into an accident or falls ill
>You will never attempt to quell the beast's anger at you, with rifle and rope
>She will never make you supplicate as she lowers her scalding hot sex into your face, and the smell of a bitch in heat and brimstone fills your nostrils

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:00:35 2014 No.12761938 >>12761885 >colours No one wants to colour it. Attempted, but never finished.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:01:13 2014 No.12761943 >>12761923 Then, tell me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:01:22 2014 No.12761945 >>12761938 Well post the WIP then Please I need this

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:01:42 2014 No.12761946 >>12761943 It's yuri.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:02:47 2014 No.12761949 >>12761934 Salt, goofer dust, and graveyard soil, Hellhounds get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:03:49 2014 No.12761955 >>12761946 Bleh, you were right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:04:27 2014 No.12761959 >>12761949 >Salt That's not specific enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:04:46 2014 No.12761961 >>12761946 To Hell with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:04:59 2014 No.12761963 >>12761946 Heresy. You can't make any daughteru's that way. A team of re-educators will visit your premises shortly to show you the error of your ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:06:38 2014 No.12761974 >>12761959 Salt preserves and stops the spread of decay, as such it is a symbol of life and eternity, both anthitesis to demons. Occultfag here, come at me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:07:02 2014 No.12761976 >>12761934 That doesn't sound very fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:08:31 2014 No.12761978 >>12761946 >Look at this bonnet tipper, she so desperate she'd have sex with a girl. Look at her, look at her and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:08:40 2014 No.12761979 >>12761946 >>/u/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:08:53 2014 No.12761980 File: 514 KB, 1000x1000, 1417499708363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761974 Knowing the MGE, salt work on Hellhounds the same way garlic does on Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:09:19 2014 No.12761982 File: 197 KB, 603x431, I wish this got finished though.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761871 Based monorus strikes again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:10:16 2014 No.12761986 >>12761980 salt would*

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:11:32 2014 No.12761989 >>12761982 >apophis what a waste why not a mg that has no porn well i'm anticipating him doing cute hellhound lewds

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:11:59 2014 No.12761992

>>12761955
Toldja.

>>12761961
Love you too pal.

>>12761963
Sabbath.
And they can try.

>>12761978
Well more like a Dragon gets a bit impressed by her swordsmanship, and takes her back to her treasure cave.
>inb4 including a dragon only pisses you people off more.

>>12761979
And all in all, exactly the set of reactions I expected. S'not gonna stop me from writing it, but maybe I'll focus on something else tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:13:07 2014 No.12761998 >>12761980 Fire agate and sunspot jewels. Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:13:31 2014 No.12762002 >>12761989 Yeah, like Jinko, or Medusa, or Pharaoh, or Shirohebi? Everybody loves Shirohebis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:13:40 2014 No.12762003 >>12761945 well i remember http://i.imgur.com/YyPX06L.png but it was never done

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:13:55 2014 No.12762004 >>12761992 Stealth release it and never fucking talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:14:42 2014 No.12762005 >>12761982 Personally, I love the damn Apophis paizuri. Though really, I'd love an Anubis paizuri. With dem fluffy paws squeezing down on her breasts and licking at the head and DAMNIT I'M JUST MAKING MYSELF WANT IT MORE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:14:58 2014 No.12762006 >>12761789 I've read that doujin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:15:24 2014 No.12762008 >>12761989 Like kikimora? Everyone talks about it, but nothing's ever shown.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:16:06 2014 No.12762011 >>12761974 What about pure sainted gold? Or is that just for fallen angels?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:16:11 2014 No.12762012 >>12762004 Pretty much what I do anyway. Only talked about it at all because one anon asked me about stuff I do regarding Lizardgirls. So, that's dealt with, small shitstorm over it done. Let's move on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:16:18 2014 No.12762015 File: 171 KB, 947x891, 1415710068490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12761992 >get a setting of glorious heterosex with lascivious beauties >let's make them lesbians Faggots, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:16:35 2014 No.12762016 >>12761976 For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:17:48 2014 No.12762023 >>12762016 Yeah it doesn't. I'd rather cuddle with a cute dog girl, not have to run only to be dragged down to hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:17:53 2014 No.12762024 >>12761789 Is this the kind of thing we can flag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:18:09 2014 No.12762026 >>12762015 I recognize those lolis. I should try playing that game sometime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:18:42 2014 No.12762029 >>12762011 You are correct, but pure silver bathed in holy water or the tears of a virgin also works against the fallen, if they're more ethereal, wrought iron if effective if they're corporeal and you have no gold or silver handy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:19:47 2014 No.12762034 >>12762024 It is vore unbirth, as such it's /d/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:21:12 2014 No.12762039 >>12762024 http://imgur.com/UR3neFG It's essentially this. So please do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:22:41 2014 No.12762046 >>12761843 good man. thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:22:50 2014 No.12762047 >>12762011 Wait, fuck me, I didn't completely understand what you asked. On hellhounds, gold, I don't know, silver yes, but it must be blessed. Also, wrought iron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:25:27 2014 No.12762052 >>12762012 I'd still read it, scales on scales makes my snake solid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:25:33 2014 No.12762053 File: 213 KB, 662x700, 1413171281106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember anons, don't bully the Charon. She's just lonely and wants to have some fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:26:26 2014 No.12762055 >>12762053 >inb4 rapefags

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:27:58 2014 No.12762059 >>12762053 I'd just want to cuddle her as we floated down he River Styx on a nice, romantic cruise. Pay no mind to the Hellhounds raping recently deceased souls on the shore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:28:08 2014 No.12762060 >>12762055 >>12762053 I want to shove my cock balls deeo into charons ass while she deepthroats some other guy and I choke her with her braid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:29:19 2014 No.12762061 >>12762053 I want to brush her hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:31:52 2014 No.12762066 >>12762060 No anon. Charon is only for tender love.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:33:30 2014 No.12762071

>>12762053

>Charon walks you into her hovel near the River Styx
>The Keroberos sisters are waiting for you
>Three Hell Hounds, three
>All of them launching like furry missiles at Charon
>All of them molesting the shit out of Charon, licking her all over, playing with her braid, lapping at her loins
>She asks you to throw her a bone
>Hell Hounds' ears perk up
>[Fearboner intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:33:46 2014 No.12762073 >>12762066 Only when she's being a good girl and spewing puns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:34:49 2014 No.12762078 >>12762073 I want to fuck Charon while she makes lewd puns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:36:02 2014 No.12762081 >>12762078 Do. Tell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:37:05 2014 No.12762086 The unique poster counter went down by one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:37:15 2014 No.12762089 >>12762071 This did things to my dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:38:55 2014 No.12762092 >>12762081 I can't, I'm horrible at puns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:42:31 2014 No.12762101 >>12762055 Nothing wrong with rape. -Hinemizu

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:44:01 2014 No.12762104 >>12762101 Hinezumi a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:45:18 2014 No.12762105 >>12762104 Anon, don't be a pussy. -Alice

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:45:42 2014 No.12762107 >>12762105 Alice a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:47:57 2014 No.12762114 >>12762107 Mater, please don't hold back, use my body however you wish, I'm yours after all. -Kikimora

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:48:41 2014 No.12762116 >>12762086 You didn't see the nice kikimora sweep some crap up did you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:49:08 2014 No.12762118 >>12762101 You forget the original popular rapebait, Dormouse. No one really cares for Alice, so she doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:49:38 2014 No.12762121 >>12762116 I see. Thank you Janet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:50:04 2014 No.12762122 >>12762114 I want to not dick the Kiki until she's practically dripping whenever I hug her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:50:18 2014 No.12762123 >>12762114 >"RAPE ME NOW DAMN IT, SHOVE THAT MASSIVE COCK DEEP INSIDE MY TINY LITTLE KIKIMORA BODY, RAVAGE ME LIKE NEVER BEFORE YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!" -repressed kikimora maid with dense-anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:50:22 2014 No.12762125 >>12762118 That's because Dormouse is huggably, rapably soft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:50:42 2014 No.12762126 >>12762118 I like Alice, I just wish we delolified her already, sun dresses are wasted on flat chests.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:51:07 2014 No.12762127 >>12762125 I wonder if Nyanon is here now...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:51:18 2014 No.12762129 >>12762114 If she wants the D. is not rape. Kikimora not a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:51:49 2014 No.12762130 >>12762125 Anon why! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsZcoODKc50

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:52:59 2014 No.12762132 >>12762123 >Explain further -Dense Paladin

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:53:20 2014 No.12762134 >>12762129 Still rapebait, which there's nothing wrong with. So how about it, mess me up Onii? -Familiar

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:54:06 2014 No.12762137 >>12762130 Perfect!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:54:23 2014 No.12762138 >>12762127 Save it for late night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:55:24 2014 No.12762139 >>12762132 You take your wee wee and get it hard and slide it inside her vagoo so you can produce children and have more paladins to raise to save the world

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:55:53 2014 No.12762140 >>12762138 I know, wasn't asking for it to start now or something. Was just sayin', Dormouse Loving Sleep Snuggle Rape his thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:55:54 2014 No.12762141 >>12762039 >>12762034 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:56:43 2014 No.12762144 >>12762121 Clean clean clean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:57:11 2014 No.12762146 >>12762140 Too bad faggots had to mess it up, we could have fucked just gabby, or gabby and Mary, but noooooo, everyone wanted to fuck the faggotcat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:57:16 2014 No.12762147 >>12762138 Nyanon has big Dormouse fetish. Can't blame him, Dormouse a cute.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:57:20 2014 No.12762148

>>12762130

>Hey, how do you get your hair so soft?
>Still asleep, tch. Figures.
>Man, her bloomers are drenched, I wonder what she's dreaming of? Probably receiving a massage or some such.
>Ah? Cinnamon scented shampoo? Is she insane? That just makes me want to...
>Eat
>Her
>Up

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 18:58:43 2014 No.12762153 >>12762146 I know, I was one of the ones pushing for Sally. Tomboy childhood friend too great to resist. Trying to go for Tiger Onee-san was what was too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:00:24 2014 No.12762156 >>12762134 Maybe if you were older.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:02:00 2014 No.12762160 >>12762147 I have a big Dormouse fetish simply because she panders to the idea of fucking an MG pregnant while she's asleep. >TFW her body involuntarily responds to the sexual stimuli >Hey hey, if you don't wake up now you're sure to get pregnant

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:02:13 2014 No.12762161 >Everyone's already forgotten about Chimaera

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:02:18 2014 No.12762162

>>12761854
>They have one on standby for every employee working there.
Imagine the consequences of this. If they actually did only hire employees at least as cute as the ones proactively married the workforce would never get uglier. Rather, it'd likely get cuter on average because you'd get CUTER employees than the ones you were replacing if possible. That'd require higher pay, and higher pay would require more wealthy patrons. Eventually this place would turn into a wight cafe or something where cute little boys go to get married to a classy monster girl.

I wish I could get a job there so long as I don't get stuck with a vampire.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:04:19 2014 No.12762168

>>12762160
>tfw you will never knock out a MG with Dormouse molasses and knock her up knowingly, then convince her that she got pregnant through handholding and kisses.

Hard level: Do it to a Shirohebi, convince her and other shrine maidens it was immaculate divine birth, start your own cult.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:04:30 2014 No.12762169

>>12762122
>Master, don't treat me like this, I can't stand it anymore, Look, see how red I am down there? My womb, is throbbing. I would never go against Master's wishes, but I can't stand it anymore, so please, punish this bad maid until I know nothing but your warm love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:04:30 2014 No.12762170 File: 470 KB, 686x1200, Chimaera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762161 While I appreciate her multiple personalities, the goat/dragon head look a little cumbersome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:04:40 2014 No.12762171 >>12762162 Yeah, we all know Vampires SUCK!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:04:57 2014 No.12762172 >>12762161 Deal with it. Instead we get to discuss dormouses and kikimoras for the millionth time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:05:10 2014 No.12762173 >>12762162 If I got courted by a Pharaoh or Wight on the clock, I'd be a happy bishounen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:05:11 2014 No.12762174 >>12762162 Vampires are generally considered noble, so you'd probably find them there too. Unfortunately for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:05:15 2014 No.12762175 >>12762168 We already went over this with Shirohebi. It didn't end well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:07:07 2014 No.12762180 >>12762161 Forgotten about who? >>12762169 L-lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:08:14 2014 No.12762183 >>12762170 Still make me wonder if KC plays FFXIV.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:08:56 2014 No.12762189 Jen confirmed for winning lanternbowel

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:09:13 2014 No.12762190 >>12762169 She better get ready to not leave the bedroom for a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:09:31 2014 No.12762192 >>12762162 Where could I go to get married to a Nightmare? Or an Anubis? Or a Lich? Or a Mantis? Or a Dragon? Would there be different cafes with themes catering to different sets of MGs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:09:34 2014 No.12762193 >>12762174 I don't mind finding them there, it's finding myself married to one that's the problem. I'd much rather a wight or pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:10:08 2014 No.12762195 >>12762156 Tsk Tsk, no time like the present for a young monster to learn all about sex, perhaps you wouldn't be opposed to...giving her a demonstration? -Dark Priest

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:10:18 2014 No.12762197

Previously on /MGG
Festival at a shrine having a Shirohebi Hugging booth filled with different types of Shirohebi CC Ara ara big breasted ones to little petite ones, offering fully body tight hugs.

A tent with a Fortune teller Shirohebi and then another tent for a matchmaker Shirohebi.

What other Events would MGs do at a festival?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:10:27 2014 No.12762198 >>12762189 Who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:11:25 2014 No.12762201 >>12762192 >Where could I go to get married to a Nightmare? In your dreams! See what I did there? I made a funny. You're totally looking at different cafes outside of a few unusual cases where MG go outside of their usual castes or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:11:40 2014 No.12762202 >>12762175 Oh it might, if I can be bothered to finish what I started. Fuck that guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:12:07 2014 No.12762203 >>12762195 What the fuck are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:12:22 2014 No.12762204 >>12762195 I'm not sure my wife would appreciate that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:12:53 2014 No.12762207 >>12762192 Anubis : Lego store, FLaG Mantis : local martial arts place Lich: That weird shop owned by the demon witch. Dragon : Very posh places Nightmare: Dream consoling centers I think those places might help.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:13:20 2014 No.12762208

>>12762197
Skinship and flirting with the Shirohebi. Chat them up while they're working, a light touch with the hands, complement her beauty and youth... then try not to get caught by her for the rest of the festival.

It's like running with the bulls for single, young, cocksure males.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:14:03 2014 No.12762210 >>12762207 >Live in MGC >Frequent such establishments >Hope to eventually get tenderly loved by such a girl. That's the dream, ain't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:14:05 2014 No.12762211 >>12762207 >Dream consoling centers counseling, Man I hate my spell checker at times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:14:30 2014 No.12762214 >>12762161 Too freaky and cluttered. >are you casul? I don't give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:15:04 2014 No.12762215 >>12762202 The worst thing is Asshat is the one who did that scumbag shit with the neck snapping, before going back to whatever hovel it inhabits to not do anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:16:42 2014 No.12762219 I think I know the more dangerous , or perhaps the best place to work in MGC. MG version of Victoria's secret >"You, What do you think of this?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:17:51 2014 No.12762223 >>12762204 Teaching anon that rape is allright. -every monster ever >>12762204 She can join in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:18:54 2014 No.12762226 >>12762219 I dunno, if we stick to the stereotype MGC male Victoria's Secret workers would have to be the hardest hard gay motherfuckers on the planet. They'd probably become alps eventually, but still.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:19:39 2014 No.12762228 >>12762190 Good Man.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:19:46 2014 No.12762229

>>12762207
>Apophis running some Plague Knight-esque potions emporium
>Kejourou selling all kinds of hair enhancement/hair restoration products
>Wurm setting up a bartering stand to exchange shining earthrocks for glorious wafers of the chipped chocolate

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:20:16 2014 No.12762230 >>12762226 >bullying a store full of alps Sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:21:01 2014 No.12762232 >>12762219 >go with a more lifted bodice, ma'am. The anon who bought stocks in that store will be a rich man until the jewnukis strike.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:21:40 2014 No.12762234 >>12762230 Anon, you'd have to be in the store to do that. It's a Victoria's Fucking Secret. That would be akin to teasing lion cubs in the lion's den with mom, dad, and the rest of the pride over for dinner. Maybe that's not such a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:21:47 2014 No.12762235 >>12762230 Not sure that's safe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:23:12 2014 No.12762236 >>12762234 >>12762235 You gotta live on the edge anons! Bully the alp while dodging the scary monsters!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:23:20 2014 No.12762237 >>12762234 >Go to Victoria's Secret >Attempt to bully Manticores looking at latice tailpussy coverings >You will never become the communal living dildo

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:23:57 2014 No.12762241 >>12762223 Monogamy for life. Also, loli a shit.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:28:56 2014 No.12762250

>>12762237
>Go to Victoria's Secret
>Terrorize the alps
>Dodge the store popo, going full Dennis the Menace
>Use thongs as slingshots and bottles of perfume as ammo
>Wear manikins for armor, slippingg and rolling under tables for cover as everyone in the store chases you
>Finally get tired of fucking with everyone
>An ushi oni walks in the door
>She smiles
Game over. Insert credit to continue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:29:50 2014 No.12762253 >>12762250 Ushi oni are shit. Fucking fun wreckers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:30:44 2014 No.12762259 >>12762210 We here at MGC Cental Admin would like to know if you would be interested in filling out an application for residency here at MGC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:31:35 2014 No.12762263 >>12762241 That's why the nice Dark Priest is offering to relieve your ball of their burden, while a young MG watches and learns to be a good wife and lover for some lucky fuck. Surely you wouldn't turn down the chance for a good deed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:32:06 2014 No.12762266 File: 530 KB, 1600x1000, tailpussy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:32:47 2014 No.12762269 >>12762236 Just to make sure I understand you , you want the alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:33:49 2014 No.12762271 >>12762259 I'm down.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:34:02 2014 No.12762272

>>12762253
Ushi-a-shit
worst forced mg ever.

Having a massive boner watching those Kitsune dressing in complete lingerie outfits .

Compliment that Dark elf woman in he choice of stockings

Help that embarrassed kikimora pick out the right garter belt and stocking for her husband

Do a few quickies in the back with some of the single CCs that come in.

I think it would be like the literal candy store for a manslut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:34:05 2014 No.12762273 >>12762269 Yeah, I want to bully alps, fuckers deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:34:08 2014 No.12762274 >>12762266 .less is into teh biologies now

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:34:12 2014 No.12762275

>>12762253
>Fucking fun wreckers.
But Anon, you already ruined the fun.
>A group of alps crying in the corner, all trying to convince each other that it's okay to like cock so long as they're girls
>Those manticores that blew all their spines trying to catch you so they won't be able to rape effectively for WEEKS and still didn't get any dick
>That kitsune that now has ten different kinds of clashing perfume in her fur until whenever it all sheds
>The jewnuki that was rolling in shekels until you broke all of her store's shit
>That holstaurus that finally found a bra that fit, the same one you commandeered to use as a now shredded slingshot
>The kikimora that found the perfect sexy maid outfit only to have you stain it and grind it into the floor
>They all just wanted to look pretty

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:34:50 2014 No.12762277 >>12762266 This impresses me, and I don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:34:50 2014 No.12762278 >>12762241 You are a faggot. -Bicorn

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:35:58 2014 No.12762281 >>12762278 >Bicorn >Recognized cuckfag >Calling anyone else a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:36:00 2014 No.12762282 >>12762275 >Making a kiki cry Welp, I deserve it. Making a Kikimora cry is like forcing a innocent child to cry, you just know you deserve whatever punishment you get.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:36:17 2014 No.12762284 >>12762263 Sorry, I already worship Amaterasu. Fallen God a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:36:32 2014 No.12762286 >>12762275 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:37:02 2014 No.12762287 >>12762250 Hell yes, Let's keep this game going

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:37:14 2014 No.12762286,1 >>12761789 Someone post it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:38:36 2014 No.12762290 >>12762284 It is a fact women like spiritual men, and what is more spiritual than a man taking his place between a woman's legs? Fallen God a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:39:43 2014 No.12762294 >>12762290 Fallen God sucks and Dark Priests would be annoying as fuck. Remove Fallen God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:40:54 2014 No.12762295 When a dark priestess settles down with a man, she becomes devoted to him. Does this mean she stops doing work for the church and someone else takes over for her? Can you even reverse corrupt one of these?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:41:23 2014 No.12762296 >>12762272 >forced MG so I guess this world has finally lost all meaning

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:42:39 2014 No.12762299 >>12762281 The term is cucquean and this is what she likes, full consent. Do you even like MGs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:43:08 2014 No.12762302 >>12762281 You sir, are a low-t limp dick and are not my king. -Khepri

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:43:24 2014 No.12762303 >>12762296 *word but I guess that is a fitting typo

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:44:03 2014 No.12762307
File: 196 KB, 261x600, PRAISE IT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12762290
Life is better when you look at your old armor and your sword mounted above it, tuck your daughter into bed, cuddle up to your wife, and fall asleep knowing Amaterasu has your back and wants you to live your life happily.
Sunbros for life.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:44:16 2014 No.12762308 [DELETED]

>>12762286,1
Just for you.

I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me.
After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:44:57 2014 No.12762312 >>12762299 I like the ones that are not shit like the Bicorn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:45:28 2014 No.12762313 >>12762295 Some else takes over until they themselves fall. >reverse corrupting a Dark Priest Good luck with that, competing with The Fallen God's voice in their heads. Vanillafags go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:47:41 2014 No.12762317 >>12762294 >>12762312 Remove shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:48:10 2014 No.12762318 >>12762308 What the fuck are you doing? That pasta was already posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:48:51 2014 No.12762320 >>12762308 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:49:21 2014 No.12762322 >>12762318 Someone on warosu asked him to post it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:50:19 2014 No.12762325 >>12762317 No. Dark Priests deserve to be spanked and never given the dick.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:51:23 2014 No.12762329

>>12762307
>Life is better when you look at your old armor and your sword mounted above it, tuck your daughteru and waifu into bed, cuddle up to them, dick them, and fall asleep knowing Amaterasu has your back and wants you to live your life happily.

FTFY.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:51:53 2014 No.12762330 File: 1.30 MB, 1600x1200, 6xOehpd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762266 Tailpussy is love

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:53:15 2014 No.12762331 >>12762325 I'm gonna shove my sheleighleigh so far up your apostate ass you'll taste smoked wood for a year.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:53:42 2014 No.12762334

>>12762287
>Try to run past ushi oni
>Discover she works damn fast and there's already web across the doorway
>Bounce off, turn slowly to survey the MG closing in on you
>Angry holstaurus
>Typically rapey ushi
>Butthurt kikimora
>Magic crackling kitsune
>Like three different manticores
>Five pitiful alps
>One tanuki whose rage burns like the heat of a thousand sheckels
>Let's fucking do this
>Cycle through your available movesets: Dennis the Menace (active), Bruce Lee, Batman, Jackie Chan, Bob Ross (don't ask), and Three Stooges
>Jackie Chan mode selected
>Hold hands in front of chest, inform patrons you just trolled the fuck out of that you don't want any trabble
>They all charge at once

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:53:52 2014 No.12762335 >>12762330 Healthy Manticore short when, writefaggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:54:14 2014 No.12762336 Clean clean clean, A Kikimora's job is never done!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:54:20 2014 No.12762337 >>12762308 I have no idea why you reposted that "for me" but you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:54:34 2014 No.12762338 >>12762331 Your what up my who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:55:06 2014 No.12762339 File: 127 KB, 1270x538, Manticore-Hathor+.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762335 No clue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:55:45 2014 No.12762340 >>12762334 Grab the alps and use them as a shield. It's the only choice that won't end horribly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:56:04 2014 No.12762341 File: 229 KB, 850x1202, 87654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We love you Janet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:56:28 2014 No.12762342 >>12762329 >Dicking the daughteru >Ever I've made my opinion on this incredibly clear anon. Never dick the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:56:48 2014 No.12762343 >>12762337 dude you asked me to...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:56:52 2014 No.12762344 >>12762341 Is that a pillow she's holding?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:57:26 2014 No.12762345 >TFW no honorable polish Lamia gf to keep the whores away. It hurts

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:57:30 2014 No.12762346 >>12762339 Well let me clarify that. Writefaggots who aren't Bollocks and actually do shit instead of attention whoring with shit like the contents of that screencap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:57:36 2014 No.12762347 >>12762338 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:57:51 2014 No.12762348 >>12762219 You probably make mad dosh though. I would do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:58:30 2014 No.12762349 >>12762343 Maybe you shouldn't do what others tell you all the time then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:58:35 2014 No.12762350 >>12762346 Wait, that's Bollocks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:58:41 2014 No.12762351 File: 682 KB, 877x829, 1392022984709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762346 Savannah is pretty healthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:58:56 2014 No.12762352 >>12762347 I'm not following you.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:59:01 2014 No.12762353

>>12762266
I can add that the dermis of the tail is resistant to most conventional steels, there is SOME degree of success with titanium, however obsidian will produce the best results. The tailbones run until just an inch or so from the back of the orifice. Additionally, tailpussies are prehensile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:59:19 2014 No.12762354 >>12762344 Yes. >>12762342 Don't dick yours if you don't want, but I'm gonna be a good father and dick mine. Who loves a daughter more than her parents? Fucking nobody that's who.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 19:59:37 2014 No.12762355 >>12762341 Her face looks somewhat off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:00:07 2014 No.12762356 >>12762351 I'm gonna punch you in the face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:00:22 2014 No.12762357 >>12762343 LIES!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:00:42 2014 No.12762358 >>12762351 She's shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:00:49 2014 No.12762359 >>12762349 but i want to at least try to be of use to people who ask me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:01:00 2014 No.12762360 >>12762341 see >>12762336

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:01:30 2014 No.12762362 >>12762352 Google it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:01:50 2014 No.12762363 >>12762359 How about you be of use to me by drawing Miia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:02:27 2014 No.12762364 >>12762357 dude im looking at your post right now... >Someone post it again. please dont lie youre hurting my feelings

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:02:52 2014 No.12762365 >>12762345 >honorable >polish I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:02:59 2014 No.12762366 >>12762360 That's why I posted it. >>12762359 You want to be of use, don't shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:03:29 2014 No.12762368 >>12762363 i cant draw and dont know who miia is sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:03:48 2014 No.12762369 >>12761801 Does this mean one of our regulars is now a janitor? That would be so awesome Shit storm is wiped before it gets too far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:04:01 2014 No.12762370 >>12762364 Some faggot on Warosu told you to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:04:08 2014 No.12762371 >>12762350 Yes? Why would it surprise you that faggot does things in shit like that but not pastebin like a real man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:04:08 2014 No.12762372 File: 99 KB, 402x335, 1395601876190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762368 >dont know who miia is

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:04:19 2014 No.12762374 >>12762353 In addition, a bone chisel and 32oz ballpeen hammer is sufficient for docking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:04:21 2014 No.12762375 >>12762364 I am a lot of things, a liar is not one of them, know that if you were in front of me I would pummel you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:04:45 2014 No.12762377 >>12762370 yeah you???

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:05:11 2014 No.12762378 >>12762377 Stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:05:21 2014 No.12762379 >>12762345 > polish Lamia Why, exactly? Do you just want beeg Eastern European teeties?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:05:31 2014 No.12762380 >>12762197 >MG festivle actually sounds really fun to be honest, all the different monsters doing different things

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:05:39 2014 No.12762381 >>12762371 >The bitchboy saga hasn't been pastebinned yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:05:47 2014 No.12762382 >>12762375 why are you so mean to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:06:10 2014 No.12762383 >>12762379 I think he meant posh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:06:56 2014 No.12762385 >>12762197 Dunk the Cyclops. I know, Shirohebi festival but it's all I got.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:08:33 2014 No.12762388 >>12762381 I'd throw it on a pastebin for you guys but I honestly never saved any of what I wrote. I think there are some screencaps floating around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:08:36 2014 No.12762389 >>12762366 >>12762378 youre all very rude no wonder everyone hates you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:09:47 2014 No.12762392 >>12762381 wait bollocks wrote that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:10:16 2014 No.12762393 >>12762389 Welcome to 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:10:49 2014 No.12762398 >>12762389 Spell better and stop typing like a child, then we'll "stop being mean"

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:11:07 2014 No.12762399

>>12762334
>Realize there aren't any ladders or babies nearby and all the props have been used
>Consider that maybe you should've gone with Batman
>Oh well
>Slide under the ushi oni past the circle of charging monsters
>Circle around them as they collide into each other and use the confusion to pants the nearest alp
>He/she/it is wearing a strikingly bold thong. Perfect.
>Trip him/her/it with a low kick and yank off dem panties all while he/she/it is clawing at the ground yelling "kyaa, kyaa!"
>The monsters all notice now that you're not where they thought you were
>Especially the holstaurus since you're holding the alp's red thong in front of you like a tiny matador cape
>Before the rest of the girls get themselves untangled she yanks herself free and charges, horns forward
>Bad day
>Do a back flip and in one motion slip the panties onto her head so all she sees is red while mounting her
>Guide her by the horns a few laps around the store making the other girls dive out of your way, her bellowing, you screaming the entire time
>Decide to get off Mrs. Boob's Wild Ride
>Guide your mount into the tanuki and jump off right before both of them go ass over appetite over the counter
>Two down

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:11:07 2014 No.12762400 >>12762393 i dont like it can you please keep 4chan out of this place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:11:32 2014 No.12762402 >>12762389 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:11:49 2014 No.12762404 File: 1.18 MB, 5652x2520, manticore slaveboy saga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762388 Here's a set of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:12:14 2014 No.12762405 >>12762400 but we are 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:12:15 2014 No.12762406 >>12762342 >not dicking the daughteru >whenever possible I feel bad for yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:12:17 2014 No.12762407 >>12762398 Shut up, you fucking crossie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:12:34 2014 No.12762408 >>12762389 >youre all very rude And you're an idiot, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:13:19 2014 No.12762412 >>12762405 this is /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:13:29 2014 No.12762414 >people feeding such an obvious troll

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:13:56 2014 No.12762417 >>12762407 Do you want people that don't use fucking grammar in their sentences? Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:15:05 2014 No.12762419 >>12762417 I bet you get autistic over "missused quoting" too. It makes you all look like posers.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:15:17 2014 No.12762420

>Kikimora trained to be an unstoppable killer in a maid-inspired armour set, a sword which resembles a feather duster
>returns to master with her tail swishing, smiling withou a care in the world and covered in a fair amount of blood
>"Master! Did I do well? Does it suit your expectations?" she says with gleaming eyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:15:58 2014 No.12762421 >>12762399 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:15:59 2014 No.12762422 >>12762412 No, this is Patrick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:17:06 2014 No.12762427 >>12762420 Go on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:17:34 2014 No.12762428 >>12762419 I could give two shits about quotes, but grammar is something you are taught during middle school. If you can't use proper spelling and grammar on an adult image board, don't bother with posting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:18:01 2014 No.12762428,1 these guys are so easy to derail holy shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:18:29 2014 No.12762431 >>12762427 Eh, should I? Would anyone even be interested in it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:19:22 2014 No.12762434 >>12762431 I'd be sorta interested in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:20:08 2014 No.12762438 >>12762431 Worst case scenario, it either gets ignored or you get accused of becoming bob 3.0 for the night. I'd still read it regardless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:20:16 2014 No.12762439 >>12762431 I'd read it, gotta get the most out of kikimora while she's having her moment in the sun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:20:35 2014 No.12762440 File: 121 KB, 1000x699, INTO THE VOID.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no beautiful qt obsessive moth gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:21:01 2014 No.12762442 >>12762431 There's never enough maido content. Go on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:21:35 2014 No.12762444 >>12762439 I will always love Kikimoras, even when the thread doesn't care for them anymore. Kikis are 2cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:23:40 2014 No.12762453 Whats the most high paying job in MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:24:26 2014 No.12762456 >>12762453 danuki tail-brusher

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:24:44 2014 No.12762457 >>12762453 You don't want to know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:24:44 2014 No.12762458 >>12762453 Being Chief Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:24:48 2014 No.12762459 >>12762170 WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:24:52 2014 No.12762462 >>12762453 Tanuki husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:25:19 2014 No.12762464 >>12762453 It should be fairly obvious by now I'd think

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:25:25 2014 No.12762465 >>12762444 It's how these things go. 4 is death.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:25:31 2014 No.12762466 File: 101 KB, 405x882, 1417568611626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762444 People still care. New art was posted the other day. Will you bully your new maid, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:25:49 2014 No.12762471 >>12762392 No, he didn't. >Him >Having any skills whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:26:42 2014 No.12762474 >>12762453 Cuddleslut/ Rent-a-boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:27:17 2014 No.12762475 >>12762404 Somebody besides me made a screencap of that? Huh. Though mine had less of the miscellaneous comments.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:27:18 2014 No.12762476 File: 119 KB, 509x570, 1409777766703.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762440 The timey-wimey shit made it kind of hard for me to fap to this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:27:37 2014 No.12762479 >>12762466 my god how rapea- I mean bully- I MEAN ADORABLE. SURE. THAT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:27:50 2014 No.12762480 >>12762466 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:28:30 2014 No.12762481 >>12762466 Yes. She's gonna get teased until she's just about to cum, then I won't dick herThis will continue for weeks on end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:29:16 2014 No.12762484 >>12762466 Only if she wants me to. Danna did a good job, but I just want to hold and cuddle this one while dicking her gently. http://imgur.com/48ycjWX

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:30:02 2014 No.12762486 >>12762440 I just wanted some age regression /ss/.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:31:53 2014 No.12762490

>>12762399
>Duck a poorly timed fireball and pick a new target now that the remaining girls have untangled themselves
>Sprint towards the kikimora
>She sheepishly brandishes a feather duster at you
>Disarm her with your foot
>Even you're not sure how you did that, but whatever
>Catch the duster before it falls then hold it like a sword at your side
>The kikimora raises her hands and starts backing away
>shake the duster out in front of her nose
>she sneezes and sends herself flying back into a few of the tables still standing
>It looks a lot like a cheap wire fighting trick, but you decide to roll with it
>Three down
>Turn to run away from the four manticores charging at you
>One of them takes a swipe at you, but you pull her forward and use her body to block another of the kitsune's fireballs
>The singed manticore falls to the ground schlicking because fire caused by MAMANONO NANA only incites lust in living things and doesn't burn
>Dive under the ushi again just as they catch up to you
>You now have three angry manticores after you and you're surrounded by eight stomping knife-leg things.
>Maybe you should have chosen better cover.
>Maybe you're crazy for doing this in first place
>Or may, just maybe you're so crazy you just might work
>Wait, you set that up wrong. Shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:32:30 2014 No.12762492 >>12762453 Probably an executive position within a company.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:32:31 2014 No.12762493 >>12762474 >Rent-a-boyfriend I'd rather just be a common whore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:33:14 2014 No.12762495 >>12762440 I prefer KC's moth, you can hardly hold hands with this one. I woild like to see his with black sclera and green or sapphire blue eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:36:20 2014 No.12762504 >>12762493 Dude that shit makes good money in Nipland from what I've heard. That and being in a Host club.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:37:17 2014 No.12762507 >>12762484 >http://imgur.com/48ycjWX I love those useless censors .

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:37:56 2014 No.12762509 >>12762507 I know right? What the fuck are they even for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:38:15 2014 No.12762510 >>12762495 Also KC's moth doesn't just have an impreg fetish, she gives everyone downwind of her an impreg fetish. Which is pretty neat-o

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:38:56 2014 No.12762511 >>12762453 Lilim personal assistant

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:39:17 2014 No.12762512

>>12762507
Japan has a long history of skirting rules like that, making stuff only technically follow the rules while ignoring the spirit.

Gambling for money illegal? Have them gamble for candy and tokens! And make a completely unrelated store across the street which buys ONLY those candy/tokens in exchange for cash!

Same thing with censorship. The point is to hide what is considered smutty. But show anyone a picture of a "censored" Japanese H-manga or art -- well, they wouldn't consider it any less offensive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:43:04 2014 No.12762516 >>12762512 There is really good money in those pachinko parlors, I am really pissed the yakuza's have a tight hand over them

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:43:27 2014 No.12762518 >>12762511 That sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:47:10 2014 No.12762527 >>12762507 Did not notice that until you told me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:47:14 2014 No.12762528 >>12762208 I really enjoyed your post anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:49:06 2014 No.12762535 >>12762507 Christ, it's almost non-existent. Better than a billion black bars though

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:49:06 2014 No.12762536

Yay! The local Shrine is having a festival to celebrate the harvest prior to western Christmas and New years events.

some of the events include >>12762197

Is your MG wife/GF western or Asian in her choice of clothing she would wear to it?
And secondly, would she want to go?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:49:09 2014 No.12762537 >>12762504 I saw a documentary about hosts, the guy they interview apparently made 800,000y a year. Wonder how much of that the yakuza takes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:50:38 2014 No.12762541 So I heard bromont passed away recently, anybody confirm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:51:19 2014 No.12762542 >>12762484 I want a kiki to rub her legs all over my body in thigh high like these.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:52:31 2014 No.12762546 File: 490 KB, 800x1020, 1406260956855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762541 What? Please no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:52:41 2014 No.12762547 >>12762537 Probably just enough so that he has to continue working.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:53:50 2014 No.12762549 >>12762541 Wait what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:54:51 2014 No.12762553 >>12762536 Anubis would probably wear something fancy from her homeland. Nightmare would probably try a made-for-centaur kimono.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:55:15 2014 No.12762554 >>12762541 Wat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:55:16 2014 No.12762553,1 >>12762308 good word w-bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:55:46 2014 No.12762555 >>12762541 You mean for real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:56:07 2014 No.12762557 >>12762374 You're okay with your penis being cut off too then right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:57:42 2014 No.12762559 File: 52 KB, 1280x720, DJ Satan is coming for you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762541 You'd better be fuckin' with me anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 20:59:32 2014 No.12762560 >>12762518 Which Lilim would you PA for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:01:19 2014 No.12762564 >>12761870 I miss old recapanon.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:04:37 2014 No.12762571

>>12762210
Well, a few threads back there was a greentext about a guy who went to valerie's shop, stated that he enjoyed playing LOL, and every anubis in the place got so wet the shop was flooded with pussy juice. Valerie herself is allready taken though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:06:27 2014 No.12762575 >>12762541 If you are lying you should fuck off, but if you're telling the truth goddammit there is no god.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:06:29 2014 No.12762578 >>12762564 Yeah. That's guy's an ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:06:53 2014 No.12762579 >>12762490 So good. So beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:07:25 2014 No.12762582 >>12762275 This was magical and horrible. Feel sorry for that holt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:09:05 2014 No.12762582,1 Are negresses monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:09:44 2014 No.12762590 >>12762399 PAINFULLY ERECT RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:10:41 2014 No.12762582,2 >>12762582,1 yes are gookanese girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:10:47 2014 No.12762593 >>12762404 Not sure if I'm ready for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:10:52 2014 No.12762594 >>12762492 That wouldn't last long, most MG's are intensely monogamous, so making use of a one time deal like that wouldnt be that appealing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:10:57 2014 No.12762595 >>12762560 Ara ara that constantly tries to get into my pants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:15:36 2014 No.12762600 >>12762490 more please. Payday 2 mg edition when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:15:59 2014 No.12762601 File: 618 KB, 893x1200, Liliraune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would yandere Liliraunes willingly share the same guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:16:01 2014 No.12762602 File: 100 KB, 418x455, 1395737129885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So did anyone played MGQ paradox?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:17:20 2014 No.12762607 >>12762601 I am sorry guy, but can you stop with the yandere stuff please?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:17:44 2014 No.12762609 >>12762541 He's working now, real life stuff aside he's fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:18:07 2014 No.12762610 >>12762490 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:18:21 2014 No.12762611 >>12762607 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:18:24 2014 No.12762612 >>12762607 >Stop liking what I don't like! I'm sure it'll work this time, guys! It's different this time!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:19:42 2014 No.12762613 >>12762559 It's probably nothing anon, don't worry. God Gaim was so comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:19:42 2014 No.12762614 >>12762607 Agreed. Seriously, yandere liliruanes? That's like having a yandere bicorn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:19:45 2014 No.12762615 >>12762607 Never, you're ours FoRevErandEveR >>12762601 They share a mind right? I don't see why not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:19:47 2014 No.12762616 >>12762612 Its like every 2-3 hours he posts another one. Hey what would Yandere XXXXX MG be like last was Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:20:38 2014 No.12762619 File: 46 KB, 480x441, Ara Mitama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As a personal friend of Brotomint I can confirm jeems is ded yo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:20:47 2014 No.12762620 >>12762613 I want Caim to visit MGE. I am a bad person. MGQ deserves it though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:21:13 2014 No.12762621 >>12762616 If you don't like it, steer the conversation elsewhere. Do you honestly think ordering people to stop talking about what they like would work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:21:50 2014 No.12762623 >>12762620 I think you should take a second shot at that. Seems a bit cluttered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:21:58 2014 No.12762624 >>12762601 They're a bit too hivemind and in love with each other to call it 'sharing' at that point. They're the same root and don't even immediately notice whether or not there's a dick in the fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:22:05 2014 No.12762626 File: 380 KB, 500x427, 1398537425207.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762619 This isn't funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:23:08 2014 No.12762629 >>12762623 You understood though right? I'll keep it in mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:23:34 2014 No.12762632 >>12762619 How'd he die?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:23:41 2014 No.12762633 >>12762541 >guaranteed replies Of course nobody can confirm. Nobody knows who the hell he really is, how would anyone get word of his fate? Ya'll are imbeciles for believing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:23:46 2014 No.12762634 >>12762619 >that filename My laughter will be the only thing to keep me from socking you if you're lying, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:24:23 2014 No.12762637 >>12762629 No actually, that's why I was asking you to rephrase it. Do you mean "I want Gaim to visit MGC"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:24:47 2014 No.12762639 >>12762632 Shattered pelvis

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:25:16 2014 No.12762640 >>12762619 dude that isn't funny don't be true don't be true don't be true don't be true

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:25:52 2014 No.12762644 >>12762639 fucking uhi-onis ;_;7

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:25:56 2014 No.12762645 >>12762637 No, Caim, crazy for murder guy from Drakengard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:26:18 2014 No.12762646 Wow there have been a lot of comments earning deletion so early in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:27:39 2014 No.12762649 File: 929 KB, 264x320, 1401462904699.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762646 Looks like /a/ is here

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:28:14 2014 No.12762650 >>12762645 Well....hopefully he ends up in order territory. Maybe the Paladins can slake his murder list while he travels with his dragon waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:28:31 2014 No.12762651 So. You have just been drafted to serve in the monster girl space navy, under commander Anya T. Hespacejinko. You have been given the opportunity to name your ship, by the ancient tradition of drawing straws. What is your proposed name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:29:15 2014 No.12762652 >>12762645 I think we are thinking of different things anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:29:44 2014 No.12762655 >>12762651 The Chuffchamber

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:31:04 2014 No.12762659 [SPOILER]

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>>12762626
>>12762632
>>12762639
>>12762634
>>12762640
It's kinda fuck up how it happened but fuck it read it at your own risk He ain't ded just in a food coma from mcribs probably knowing him

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:31:40 2014 No.12762662 >>12762650 he wouldn't even attack paladins he has no reason to. He would be more likely to join them so he could go around slaughtering monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:32:11 2014 No.12762663 >>12762659 FUCKING MCDONALDS

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:34:30 2014 No.12762670 >>12762662 Paladins would try to take his dragon. Do you want to be the guy who tells Caim he can't kill stuff in the air or set folks on fire? I sure don't

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:34:38 2014 No.12762671 File: 755 KB, 1600x900, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762655 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:34:48 2014 No.12762672 >>12762646 What are you new? This I the way it always is, first 500-700 posts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:35:20 2014 No.12762674 >>12762651 The Blood Vessel. It'd be a carrier designed for dealing with patients IN SPACE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:35:54 2014 No.12762675 >>12762651 What type of ship is it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:36:23 2014 No.12762678 >>12762670 the paladins would just point him in the direction of the monsters and then let him do his thing everyone wins. Except the monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:37:31 2014 No.12762684 >>12762671 Surprised you haven't just made a reskin mod that replaces the standard races with MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:39:18 2014 No.12762687 I want to sexually tease an elf coworker before asking my christmas cake vampire boss for her phone number

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:39:37 2014 No.12762688 >>12762675 heavy fighter/medium bomber, average crew of 5 and a max crew of 8 >>12762684 That would be wonderful, but I am not a programmer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:40:02 2014 No.12762690 >>12762651 Finally, my skills in the regular Navy will be put to good use, aboard the Koenigstiger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:41:12 2014 No.12762694 >>12762490 pastebin it plz?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:41:31 2014 No.12762696 >>12762690 >Koenigstiger Koe nig's tiger? Koenigs Tiger? Koeni G's Tiger? Koe Nigstiger?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:43:29 2014 No.12762700

>>12762688
Not hard, I imagine. Just create the gifs/sprites and replace 'em with the default. maybe put in a few lines of xml code to re-name the races or give different bonuses.

Also, if you like FTL, look up the FTL infinite space mod. Lets you continue a game forever without a time limit, adds new encounters. I think there's another good one that also procedurally generates new equipment rather than relying on fixed tables.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:43:51 2014 No.12762701 >>12762696 I tried to do the umlaut O alt code but it kept taking me back to the catalog screen

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:44:17 2014 No.12762703 >>12762688 PT-109. Congratulations of anybody gets the reference without googleing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:45:36 2014 No.12762707 File: 1.44 MB, 1703x1080, 1409276108248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762670 Holy shit, neither would I. Angelus has my approval, she didn't care that Furiae wanted Caim's dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:45:41 2014 No.12762708 >>12762571 >LOL What, were they Nasus fangirls or something? I can't play him...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:46:49 2014 No.12762710 >>12762687 You're not even an NTR enthusiast, you're just a jerk.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:47:17 2014 No.12762713

>>12762703
>PT-109
That one boat that Kennedy got his shit rekt in
>>12762700
When I say I lack programming skills I mean I can barely run ms paint without my computer exploding into flame. Though, if you're up to the challenge, I'd be impressed if someone were able to sprite-ify the MG's while still keeping their general appearance
>>12762701
I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:48:18 2014 No.12762715 >>12762708 I unno. They were just wet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:48:59 2014 No.12762716 >>12762687 >CC Vampire Boss >So aged and despondent that she doesn't respond to the request at all. >Just cuts you off and tells you to get back to work. >Elf coworker, despite your teasing, still likes you enough to offer herself on the rebound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:49:31 2014 No.12762719 >>12762703 Why would anyone not know what PT-109 was?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:50:04 2014 No.12762720 >>12762715 Kinda sad I missed that bit. I'm here every day, and I at least skim new posts whenever I come back after a few hours. Particularly for stuff relevant to Anubi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:51:03 2014 No.12762722 >>12762719 Because some people are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:52:03 2014 No.12762725 >>12762720 It was on the first thread valerie turned up on, just search her name on an archiver and you'll fine the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:52:31 2014 No.12762727 I want to heal an elf that has been hurt by anon's reckless ways.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:52:53 2014 No.12762728

>>12762710
I'm just seeing that elves get exactly what they deserve
>>12762716
Hey just because I ended it that way once doesn't mean I'd do it again.
And fine how about this one?
I only want to despine a manticore and use her venom to net that chesire barrista from down the bloc

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:53:07 2014 No.12762729 >>12762722 Fun fact: This why most people believe themselves to be smarter-than-average. Because they actually believe "my type of niche knowledge" > "your type of niche knowledge". In short, you may be retarded and just not realize it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:53:08 2014 No.12762730 Clean clean clean. Always making work for your Kikimora janitor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:53:50 2014 No.12762735 File: 1.70 MB, 2000x2500, 2mVUuNc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to ensure your carnivorous waifu and/or daughteru eat their veggies as part of a well-balanced diet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:54:07 2014 No.12762737 >>12762729 Fun fact: go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:54:11 2014 No.12762738 >>12762728 Wait, you're the same anon who did that CC Vampire Boss who's too bitter to regard any attempts at flirtation as serious last thread? Huh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:55:37 2014 No.12762744 >>12762738 And I do cookanon, I'll be finishing the fortune teller story as soon as I figure out how to work josephine getting jealous into it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:56:51 2014 No.12762750 >>12762728 Oh, tell me if that works, I think doing a chessie once would be interesting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:58:05 2014 No.12762754 >>12762750 It works... I just can't tell if she's flirting with me or fucking with me anymore and I'm going to find out which one it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 21:58:20 2014 No.12762757 >>12762744 Well, you want him to stay loyal to the Ryuu and the Shirohebi right? So have it he gets rescued by the Ara ara one by having her send the Ryuu in right when it get embarrassing for him. I could see that being done in a rom-com

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:00:05 2014 No.12762764

>>12762754
Oh, yeah, makes sense, is she working for tips, or is there an underlining interest in you.

I can see that confusion.
You could always try baiting her some with the 'I kinda wanna go somewhere , want to come with me' thing and see if that works.
something casual

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:00:47 2014 No.12762766 >>12762757 Well the thing is the kitsune is going to do a bullshit reading that he's going to see through and then give him a real reading with death,?,lovers being the cards I'm not sure which card to use to show his current position

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:01:20 2014 No.12762768

>>12762703
>>12762690
>>12762688
>>12762674
>>12762675
>>12762671
>>12762655
Well the first few missions of the MGSN "Chuffchamber" Has been going well so far, the crew at the moment contains 3 humans and 1 mantis. I may have to fire the mantis because everyone is to busy looking at her ass to man the ship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:01:49 2014 No.12762770 >>12762764 She's a Cheshire, yes or no questions aren't exactly her thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:02:24 2014 No.12762773 >>12762768 >3:1 human to MG ratio >not 3:1 MG to human ratio You fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:03:24 2014 No.12762774 >>12762773 The default crew consists entirely of humans; It's not like I had a choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:03:55 2014 No.12762776 >>12762768 Just get a teleporter and tell her the ship she's boarding is loaded with HBs ripe for the picking. You'll be swimming in scrap, and she'll be drowning in cocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:04:10 2014 No.12762777 He's playing a new game with the basic starter ship. Also playing crappy vanilla mode without Unlimited Space or other awesome mods. (Seriously dude, there are some awesome mods out there)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:04:20 2014 No.12762778 >>12762766 The Tower? That one's always a good one to show up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:04:20 2014 No.12762779 File: 214 KB, 555x350, 1390869167710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone needs to add hellhound to this

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:04:36 2014 No.12762780 >>12762766 Lovers reversed top Death center Queen of cups left Queen of swords right Means dangerous romantic times ahead. Helps having a gypsy grandma who does this for a living What MGs do you guys think would be 'Gypsies' anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:05:48 2014 No.12762782 >>12762779 I asked Luth to do a new Grin-off but he basically wants to charge twice what anyone else will just for a sketch. So we're stuck looking at Less/Mari/Mono

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:06:06 2014 No.12762783 >>12762777 I just got the game, so I have yet to even beat it on easy, so I'm waiting on mods. >>12762776 Mouth, ass and vag are all manned.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:06:28 2014 No.12762786

>>12762778
what, why? As I understand it the Tower is usually a very ad thing referring to someone of a high position falling through some action of his own or a misfortune.
>>12762780
I'm going to be honest I'm not sure which way of reading that is as I'm only vaguely familiar with tarrot

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:06:55 2014 No.12762787

>Been buying cookies from Ammy wolves or a year
>Neighbors have been getting bothered by Sabbath and converted one at a time
>One day Sabbath sets their eyes on my house
>As they're about to walk up the driveway, Ammy wolves meet them
>One is carrying a boombox and turns on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlWGNxC0TvU
>Sabbath can't handle staring straight into the sun
>Thanks for saving me from Sabbath Ammybros
>Buy all their cookies that day

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:06:57 2014 No.12762788 >>12762779 I just want to get double teamed and tamed by a hellhound and manticore. Chershit can go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:07:22 2014 No.12762789 >>12762779 Have you tried Pshop?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:08:54 2014 No.12762791 >>12762786 Tower refers to YOU having misfortune , not romantic ones

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:09:23 2014 No.12762792 >>12762782 what a jew

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:10:32 2014 No.12762795 >>12762786 >The Tower is usually a very bad thing referring to someone of a high position falling through some action of his own or a misfortune. Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:10:38 2014 No.12762796 >>12762792 Total jew, expecting money for doing work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:12:30 2014 No.12762799 >>12762782 I hate to piss you off, or try to sound confrontational, but if someone wanted me to draw 3 characters that weren't even mine in a piece I too would charge alot. more so if I have to draw in that persons style.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:12:44 2014 No.12762801

>>12762795
The only way I could work that in is if I brought the tanuki back, but as >>12762791 pointed out it's You, or rather the guy who drew the card having the misfortune so I couldn't work it in at all
This puts me in a minor pickle, I suppose I'll have to actually do some research.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:13:58 2014 No.12762802 >>12762707 Angelus is best waifu

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:14:01 2014 No.12762803

>>12762796

It's not even that.

His breakdown (again remember just a sketch, not clean lines and no color):

15 USD per character
+5 USD because the character isn't a normal human
x2 to include an additional character

That's 40 dollars. For the same price (or thereabouts) I can get Less to do colors, Mari to do one of her works, and Mono to hate himself less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:14:35 2014 No.12762805 >>12762779 I'll do it if someone gives me a transparent .png of the hellhound. I was never good at making those myself, I end up fucking up the edges.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:15:10 2014 No.12762806

>>12762786
Hey, remember something though, it's yer story, It not really important if you get the cards right.
shes doing a BS reading anyway.
If I were writing it I wouldn't even list the cards but her explaining them
>'She lays out the cards for you and tells you the reading she gets from them is XXXXXXX'

Just a suggestion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:16:51 2014 No.12762812 >>12762801 see >>12762806 I don't think people are going to hunt you down and lynch you if you get the cards wrong. Just write it like this guy said

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:18:54 2014 No.12762814 >>12762803 Luth confirmed for jew

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:18:56 2014 No.12762815 >>12762803 That's actually quite reasonable. The guys I know charge around 40 usd per illustration and up to around 80 usd Maybe I should see if .less can give me the rough sketches I need

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:20:47 2014 No.12762818 File: 209 KB, 833x1100, Hellhound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762805 This was hard. Not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:21:00 2014 No.12762820 >>12762773 >>12762768 So quick question here, what type of mg would a rockman be?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:21:21 2014 No.12762821

>>12762806
Well I like to beb somewhat accurate in my stories especially when I'm deaing with something already established(hence why I haven't done my bullshit sidestory about the gods) and her actually reading thme would be an easy way to somewhat pad out the length without seeming like I added something unnecessary to it
>>12762812
fine fine Temperence it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:21:50 2014 No.12762823 So how would an Amazon react to the news that humans fight the wars?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:22:15 2014 No.12762824 >>12762803 Other than the +5 for a non-human, I don't see anything wrong with that pricing. I mean, compared to the artists who charge 70+ per-character for a fully-colored, shaded and refined piece, it's pretty reasonable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:22:38 2014 No.12762826 >>12762818 Apparently it was hard for you considering there's a lot of shit on the outlines that'll need to be cleaned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:22:38 2014 No.12762827 >>12762818 Maybe this guy should Pshop all 3 girls together for you. and charge you like 5 usd

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:23:14 2014 No.12762832 >>12762823 >You call slap fights "wars"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:23:23 2014 No.12762833 >>12762823 The same way I imagine most monster girls would react upon learning that men are the disposable workhorses of our society. Abject horror.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:23:50 2014 No.12762834 >>12762833 Even Manticores?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:24:55 2014 No.12762839 >>12762834 >All that prime HB cock, wasted. What a tragedy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:25:09 2014 No.12762840 >>12762824 You'll love his +5 to include an object too. The pricing wouldn't be too bad if he actually put effort into his stuff and didn't rush to get it out. His quality has dropped hard recently while his prices have gone up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:26:14 2014 No.12762840,1 >>12762428,1 Let's show these subhumans the ownzone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:26:14 2014 No.12762841 >>12762788 Don't give the two faggot writers ideas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:27:03 2014 No.12762842 >>12762820 Golem is the most likely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:27:29 2014 No.12762844 >>12762839 I'd imagine monsters like Unicorns would burst into tears knowing how many young men died in WW2.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:28:03 2014 No.12762846 >>12762834 Manticores get off on fearboners. There's a big difference between "Look how scared you are! Oh this is great! and "Jesus fucking Christ they're killing each other!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:28:21 2014 No.12762848 >>12762840 >Quality Drop >Price Hike Yeah, that shit ain't right.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:29:13 2014 No.12762850

Monster girls become the driving force of the new United Nations Peacekeeping army.

Millions of additional MGs have voluntarily signed up as reservists .
Massive UN Military bases around some of the MGCs

Holy crudcakes I can actually see this being a thing.

Wurms with enough armor to stop 20mm rounds carrying 50 cal belt fed MGs with backpack full of ammo

Dragons fitted with Missiles.(no helicopter surviving that)
Shirohebi Seers knowing whats going to happen BEFORE it does.
Horny as fuk Manticores charging down on the enemy (great way to break morale)
I could go on.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:30:05 2014 No.12762853

>>12762823
>>12762844
>>12762846
For as much as the super-subs wish it to be untrue, Amazons and other war-centric would be impressed and also intimidated by human's skill at warfare.
>>12762842
But golem so ugly.....
>>12762850
How to screw yourself over:Mg edition.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:30:08 2014 No.12762855 >>12762850 >UN stopped reading right there

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:30:32 2014 No.12762857 >>12762850 >Dragons fitted with Missiles I can only see that fucking up their balance in flight. >Implying they wouldn't just use their claws to shred through enemy craft with ease.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:30:55 2014 No.12762859 >>12762832 >monster in times where wars was more like individual duels with no more than 50-60,000 people fighting at any given time, if that, calling our wars slapfights You're funny, I kill you first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:33:40 2014 No.12762862 >>12762853 No shit, humans kill everything for no reason. At least amazons have immediate, clear goals in mind like territory and husbando claiming. >>12762859 That was her initial response before learning about the world wars and such.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:33:46 2014 No.12762863 >>12762853 >Well, that's the closest to a full stone MG there is. If not them, then maybe the earth elemental, whatever she's called

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu Dec 4 22:34:54 2014 No.12762865 >>12761867 Ain't me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:37:16 2014 No.12762872 File: 125 KB, 833x349, smug-a-rug-dug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762818 Anon was right about the terrible outlines, but here's a rough job. If someone wants to do better, feel free.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:37:42 2014 No.12762876 >>12761858 >>12761861 >DRINK YOUR MILK PROFESSOR!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:37:57 2014 No.12762878 >>12762863 Yes, I see the problem we are faced with. I am depressed that golems don't have more personality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:38:42 2014 No.12762882 >>12762872 >my three MG sisters can't be this smug

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:38:45 2014 No.12762883 >>12762872 I'd take the Cheshire and only the Cheshire.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:39:00 2014 No.12762884

>>12762862
>At least amazons have immediate, clear goals in mind like territory and husbando claiming.
>have immediate, clear goals in mind like territory and husbando claiming.
>immediate, clear goals in mind like territory
Because there's never been a war fought over territory before,

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:39:13 2014 No.12762885 >>12762857 "dragon' portable missiles, handheld

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:39:45 2014 No.12762888 File: 418 KB, 555x573, The-Trinity-of-Smug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762872 Turn on anti-alias. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:40:52 2014 No.12762892 >>12762862 >humans kill everything for no reason. Name one thing ever that any human has killed for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:41:02 2014 No.12762893 >>12762888 >Can see where the manticore's hair was cut off kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:41:05 2014 No.12762894 >>12762872 The 3 MG stooges This weekend on MGCTV!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:42:27 2014 No.12762903 >>12762894 it was better when it was an all-Wurm group

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:42:30 2014 No.12762905 >>12762894 Is nothing sacred with you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:42:32 2014 No.12762906 >>12762893 Blame the original image not me. His cutout has the same problems of the original transparent hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:42:33 2014 No.12762907 >>12762894 Now I can't unsee Cheshire doing the Curly Shuffle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:43:18 2014 No.12762912 >>12762892 Each other.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:45:22 2014 No.12762917

>>12762884
their conflicts probably wouldn't develop into multinational campaigns and extensive racial-ideological brainwashing born out of trivial border placement conflicts and in-group mentality

once they have their land and husbandos they're set

>>12762892
"no reason" is a common colloquialism meaning "for trivial reasons"

which most conflicts throughout human history have been

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:45:44 2014 No.12762918 >>12762888 I have anti-aliasing on, it still isn't great. It might also help I don't have photoshop, just paint.net.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:46:29 2014 No.12762922 >>12762917 land to hunt and live on, I might add

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:47:18 2014 No.12762925 >>12762918 Photoshop 2 is like, free. Just get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:48:18 2014 No.12762931 >>12762925 do people not use gimp anymore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:49:32 2014 No.12762937 >>12762925 >Photoshop 2 Wasn't that released in like, 1991? Aren't they up to something like CS6 or 7? >>12762931 Gimp is awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:50:12 2014 No.12762940 >>12762931 I do. Easier to use than Photoshop and gets just as much done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:50:51 2014 No.12762947 >>12762922 >>12762917 We really shouldn't call a man who lives with an amazon a "Husbando". Prisoner of War, rape victim, hostage, chew toy or prison bait would be more accurate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:53:31 2014 No.12762957 >>12762947 whatever satisfies your autism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:54:15 2014 No.12762960 >>12762947 He is Husband. Husband is olev.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:54:34 2014 No.12762961 >>12762937 I haven't used it extensively but it seems enough for the task at hand what else is wrong with it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:55:39 2014 No.12762965 >>12762912 We have reasons, not good ones but reasons. >>12762917 >no reason really means they have a reason but I don't want to say it Fuck common colloquialisms then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:56:19 2014 No.12762968 >>12762947 Yes, yes, we know. >Amazons aren't sapient people that can have different outlooks, personalities, or behaviours. >I alone define what counts as a proper relationship and what doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:56:53 2014 No.12762969 So what monster would be most likely to support your dreams if it involved going to different nations for periords of time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:57:05 2014 No.12762970 >>12762968 >We can't even stereotype in fiction anymore THANKS TUMBLR

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:57:31 2014 No.12762972 >>12762968 Amazon a shit. There, simplified.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:57:33 2014 No.12762973 >>12762969 I think Sylph's profile specifically mentions wanderlust and travelling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:57:37 2014 No.12762974 >>12762960 Amazoness is love Husband is olev Amazoness olevlove Husband?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:59:07 2014 No.12762983 Imma get drunk and write something for the first time in two years. Announcing my intentions keeps me from bitching out I want to do something with a very tall very muscular monstergrill. Which flavor of grill is the most desired?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 22:59:35 2014 No.12762984 >>12762973 Yeah, but Sylph a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:01:05 2014 No.12762988 >>12762983 The answer is obvious. Oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:01:42 2014 No.12762991 >>12762983 Don't see many ogres

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:02:07 2014 No.12762993

>>12762984
If your only reasoning is that, "I don't like that MG" then no one can give you any suggestions since we can't read your damned mind. At least pretend to have some reasons or criteria so we aren't throwing out MGs at total random.

Not that anyone should. People who just state, "Things I don't like are shit" make these threads a worse place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:02:08 2014 No.12762994 >>12762968 Now you're getting the hang of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:02:25 2014 No.12762995 >>12762983 Can we see something with an ogre for once? I never see anything with her in the limelight

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:02:37 2014 No.12762998 >>12762988 >>12762991 To-may-to To-mah-to

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:02:50 2014 No.12763001 File: 1.49 MB, 3000x4000, 1390189544149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never marry a manticore

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:03:11 2014 No.12763002 >>12762995 >>12762991 This. Ogres need love too. obligatory shrek comment

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:03:25 2014 No.12763003 >>12762995 You funny, Ogre then

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:03:43 2014 No.12763004 >>12762983 Minotaur would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:04:20 2014 No.12763007 >>12762983 Ogre, definitely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:04:42 2014 No.12763012 >>12763001 I have resigned myself to my fate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:04:42 2014 No.12763013 >>12763001 Thank god, there's better MGs.than tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:05:05 2014 No.12763014 >>12762993 Her looks doesn't really click with me, she just looks plain compared to the other type of monsters. That and I've always hated elemental personifications, so a wind spirit just turns me off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:05:45 2014 No.12763017 >>12763001 As beta as it sounds, I'd rather have someone who genuinely loves me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:06:20 2014 No.12763020 >>12763001 I want to burn those flowers and punch her in the eye.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:07:17 2014 No.12763027 File: 2.92 MB, 2000x2500, 1403488406923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763017 Are you implying that a manticore cannot love you? Anon, they're some of the most affectionate and loving creatures out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:07:20 2014 No.12763028 >>12763017 So what is it with this "X MG can't love" meme these days?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:07:27 2014 No.12763029 >>12762993 >Not that anyone should. People who just state, "Things I don't like are shit" make these threads a worse place. But anon, that is 4chan. >We won't tolerate those with different ideas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:08:33 2014 No.12763033 >>12763028 Allow me to sum up the core of all shitposting around here. >"STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:08:54 2014 No.12763034 >>12763028 This has been here since /a/ newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:10:55 2014 No.12763039 >>12763027 I'd rather fuck a faggotcat. At least she looks cute to me, manticores not so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:11:03 2014 No.12763040 >>12763034 I have been here since /a/ but I don't remember it being this obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:11:24 2014 No.12763042 >>12763033 I have never liked this "argument" were you around for that faggot posting vore unbirth, should he be let in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:11:26 2014 No.12763043 >>12763027 If you love being masochist. If that's your slice of pie, take it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:12:02 2014 No.12763044 >>12763028 It's a meme? >>12763027 More like I'm turned off by the rumors of her crueler side. That said, that pic always looks so painful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:12:46 2014 No.12763045 >>12763040 That's because then, it was solely aimed at succubi and those people rarely posted, now the hate has grown. I blame the ultra subs and bitchboys.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:12:54 2014 No.12763047
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>>12763039
It's not just about fucking, it's about living and loving.

Could you live with a faggotcat for years? When not out on the hunt a manticore tends to be rather laid back and easy to live with.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:13:04 2014 No.12763048

>>12763042
I said "Stop liking what I don't like" is shitposting.

I never said we should open the floodgates and just blatantly allow everything. It's not about a line being drawn. It's about having a better fucking argument than just "Your waifu a shit".

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:13:49 2014 No.12763050 >>12763044 >Painful Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:14:44 2014 No.12763052 >>12763045 >blaming the people who just want to talk about MGs and not the hatespammers not that I care much about your opinion by this point, but why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:16:08 2014 No.12763056 >>12763047 So does living with a faggot cat, I could have long talks about philosophy after an intense fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:16:23 2014 No.12763057 >>12763050 I imagine it as being equal to sticking a straw in my own pee-hole, for lack of a better term.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:17:07 2014 No.12763061 >>12763047 I'd rather answer the door for dark priests about joining them under the overpass, than consider the concept of letting a manticore into my house for anything longer than three seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:18:04 2014 No.12763066 File: 210 KB, 1265x794, 1394255297330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763056 The philosophy of what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:19:27 2014 No.12763069 >>12763066 The philosophy of, uh, you know, sex?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:19:35 2014 No.12763070
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>>12762888
No one cared about the smile until they put it on some fluffy faggots.

>>12762970
It's funny since complaining about Amazons so fucking adamantly is bizarro monster girl world tumblr tier shit.
>All women are abusive rapists!
>Muh rights and power, muh persecution complex!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:21:19 2014 No.12763079 >>12763061 They're not that bad, you open the door, give em a quick spank, leave your number and shut the door, done just like that. Warning: Dark Priests will increase in visits if you do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:22:10 2014 No.12763083 File: 460 KB, 600x800, 1389489848932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763069 Go on, anon. What kind of sex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:22:28 2014 No.12763084 >>12763070 so amazonesses are the filthy rape culture female oppressors? makes sense I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:23:25 2014 No.12763092 >>12763079 Sign me up for Sabbath, baby. I'll take communion over tailpussy anyday.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:23:36 2014 No.12763093

>>12763057
More like inside your ass since anatomy is fun. Not any better considering the ends of straws are pretty hard edges, clip and scrape delicate tissue like holy shit, no.

Looks like she's on drugs or something anyway with the super alert eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:23:53 2014 No.12763096 >>12763083 Ah, well, bondage? With uh, cats being spanked?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:24:42 2014 No.12763102

>>12763052
Because, for lack of a better word, triggers. Manticore was, or is hated because of spammers, bob, and now bitchboys. Monsterls like amazon have been used by them before. /mgg/ has no middle ground, if you're not a sub you're a dom and so forth, and people lash out against one another, if you want to stop the fighting just ban everyone. Undersatnd?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:26:15 2014 No.12763110 If monster girls were present during your highschool years, how extraordinarily different would it have been? How would it have affected who you are today? Would you not be such the loner and shut in you are today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:27:27 2014 No.12763113 File: 389 KB, 600x614, 1402760276112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763070 Works on other Lilims too. LDR should look into spreading the grin around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:27:45 2014 No.12763115 File: 663 KB, 564x800, 26613255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763096 How would that be a philosophy topic? Anon, have you ever even taken a basic philosophy course? >>12763110 I'd probably have become some fox' tail brushing servant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:28:55 2014 No.12763119 >>12763110 >be me >inna Marine ROTC >social pariah because the kid who picked on me through MS found his way down two flights of stairs >graduate with no ambitions Nah I'm pretty sure I'd still be a shut-in with guns

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:29:13 2014 No.12763122

>>12763084
Mostly only through the bullshitting and hatemongering of tumblr boys that have never had any direct contact with them.

It's kind of funny since the whole thing is being "matriarchal, so their views are exactly the opposite of most people’s", and putting aside how different and socially behind the times Japan is, so how dumb the line is, people sure are eager to jump on the "I'm being oppressed!" train.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:29:45 2014 No.12763123 >>12763110 Yes, but I probably would've lost it to the Liliraune friends of the cute Spanish lamia I tried to woo. >>12763093 Honestly, not once have I ever considered manticores being into anal-play. I feel dumb now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:29:47 2014 No.12763124 >>12763115 Gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:30:05 2014 No.12763125 >>12763115 No. It seemed really boring to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:30:52 2014 No.12763128 >>12762541 This is a load of shit, he still talks in last archived SBS thread. As recently as today. He's making a LN now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:31:33 2014 No.12763132 >>12763110 >Showed up only to get work done >Left early if I didn't have to work in class >Ate alone on the nearby overpass watching cars Not a single monster would go near me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:32:05 2014 No.12763134 >>12763110 I was fucking terrible at even being in the same room as girls when I was a highschooler anon. If monstergirls existed I'd be a complete social wreck. Spaghetti everywhere all day every day, y'know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:33:11 2014 No.12763137 >>12763132 >Ate alone on the nearby overpass watching cars that's a pretty sad mental image actually

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:33:29 2014 No.12763138 >>12763048 Because argument rarely ever stick or people just ignore them, like that ushi oni guy, and the 2017 elf guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:34:32 2014 No.12763143 >>12763137 People always thought I was about to jump off, almost did once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:36:29 2014 No.12763145 >>12763092 Welcome to the Sabbath. While we don't have communion, we do have monthly Black Mass. It's a semi-formal symposium, but honestly it doesn't matter what you wear. You'll be out of it by the end of the night anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:36:33 2014 No.12763146 >>12763143 get yourself one of those CCs who are into damaged HBs or something, jesus

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:36:48 2014 No.12763147
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>>12763123
While obviously not 'just' a scorpion, it came up recently so I went to double check. In the words of Zefrank, "but my search history does include the phrase, where is a scorpion's butthole?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:38:02 2014 No.12763150 >>12763110 >Be me >Spend all my spare time in the library >Sit in comfy couches with small social circle >Group of friends surprisingly has several girls in it Maybe my life would've been a bit nicer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:38:47 2014 No.12763152 >>12763146 Why? Nothing's wrong with me, so why would I be damaged?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:39:06 2014 No.12763155 >>12763145 Bitchin', this religion stuff ain't so bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:40:31 2014 No.12763158 >>12763152 referring to your high school self I mean. which you would be if you felt like jumping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:40:40 2014 No.12763160 File: 623 KB, 800x800, 1347509376202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763001 Id rather marry a ryu

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:40:50 2014 No.12763161 >>12763145 No thanks, I'm gonna do the opposite of that Frank guy and not join.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:42:32 2014 No.12763164

>>12762968
You need to stop playing the "durrr, everybody is uniqu" card. Sure, the amount of people (or in this case, amazons) makes for quite the variety of beliefs but in the amazon culture it's an accepted belief that men are below women and to be used, and little else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:43:38 2014 No.12763168 >>12762183 He does

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:45:27 2014 No.12763173 >>12763110 I really needed the trashing I got in middle and high school. It toughened me up. junior year and onward, I dunno. Didn't have any friends, if some mg fell for me it certainly would make things better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:46:01 2014 No.12763175 >>12763158 Nah, I just felt like jumping sometimes. Doesn't mean anything is wrong with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:46:32 2014 No.12763176 >>12763168 So does that mean Chimera can cast both Holy AND Flare?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:48:17 2014 No.12763182 >>12763164 >it's an accepted belief that men are below women yep >and to be used >and little else nope

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:49:43 2014 No.12763187 >>12763182 >nope Prove otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:50:43 2014 No.12763195 >>12763176 >I've only fought the Low Level Version >With Lightning, Electric and Fire spells Anon you're scaring me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:51:21 2014 No.12763197 >>12763187 don't feel like it, read the world guide broski

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:51:44 2014 No.12763198 >>12763168 Really? Well, that pretty much confirms to me that he drew inspiration for his chimera from that one. Colors match up pretty well at least...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:52:09 2014 No.12763200 >>12763195 I don't know from experience. I'm just going off the black and white color scheme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:52:42 2014 No.12763202 >>12763197 To which I did, and came off with the information that amazons regard men as a food source, and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:52:57 2014 No.12763203 >>12763182 >The men only exist to either look after their homes while they’re away, or provide spirit energy for them when they return from war or a “Man Hunt.” Didn't take 5 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:53:48 2014 No.12763205 It's getting late. Time to use.... THAT. SUMMON NYANON! >"Hey look, someone has left a vulnerable, sleeping, unimpregnated Dormouse here!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:53:55 2014 No.12763206 >>12763203 >>12763202 Magnificent, and here we have it. All the "Amazons are just misundersooood!" soapboxers can can it now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:54:58 2014 No.12763212 >>12763205 >Oh wait it's just a pillow

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:55:43 2014 No.12763216 >>12763203 >men only exist to interpreted as >men's only duties are try a little harder next time

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:56:20 2014 No.12763218 >>12763146 What's a CC/Christmas Cake?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:56:47 2014 No.12763219 >"Hmm, You boys have been good, I just need to do a little dusting." >Clean clean clean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:57:04 2014 No.12763221 >>12763218 Your mum. >>12763216 Are you supporting or denying the "amazons don't care about men" claim?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:57:14 2014 No.12763222 >>12762266 If I ever encountered a manticore I'd just give up If I had to get raped then I'd rather get raped without a huge puncture wound from getting shot with one of those barbs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:57:58 2014 No.12763224 >>12763206 According to muh KC MGs always love their men no matter what the profiles suggest. Hasn't the hugbox taught you anything?

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:58:02 2014 No.12763225

>>12763206
I don't even like Amazons, but I always argue against this stupid theadcanon hivemind about "Amazons a shit" because

1) Saying anything a shit because its not your tastes is the reason we have shitposting. It makes the thread worse for everyone. You don't like it? Great. If everyone starts listing the MGs they don't like, the thread would be full of nothing but shitposts.

2) /mgt/ has a bad habit of seriously misconstruing KC lore, and replacing it with their own canon as if it was the only one that exists. Remember Kikimora were considered slave-driving drill sergeants? Likewise, people consider Amazon to be slavers -- even though easily 1/3rd of all MGs use some sort of addictive toxin, charm spell, or other form of low-level mind control addiction. As if it's better than physical force.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:58:03 2014 No.12763226 >>12763218 Its a Japanese reference to the day after Xmas, They make cakes for the Xmas season as it is a romantic event for them, however thecake is still good but no one really wants them Translates to a 26+ year old woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:58:25 2014 No.12763228 >>12763205 >IGNORE ME Sad that's the first thing that popped into my head... >>12763218 Any unmarried woman over 25.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:58:27 2014 No.12763229 >>12763219 Dust my cock with your vagina walls. >>12763222 She removed her venom glands for YOU anon! still waiting on that fucking greentext

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:59:27 2014 No.12763234 >>12763224 Unless the man in question is an irredeemable sack of crap.

Anonymous Thu Dec 4 23:59:39 2014 No.12763236

>>12763225
>even though easily 1/3rd of all MGs use some sort of addictive toxin, charm spell, or other form of low-level mind control addiction. As if it's better than physical force.

yeah, I like how people think they're uniquely coercive or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:00:31 2014 No.12763240 File: 947 KB, 4000x3880, 1398574568536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763222 That's a good boy, anon. That way you'll just get a little 'prick' to get the juices flowing, so to speak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:01:27 2014 No.12763243 >>12763221 what can you gather from following the reply chain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:01:31 2014 No.12763244 >>12763236 Kitsune just have awesome tails, silky smooth vagoos, and can suck the chrome off a bumper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:01:33 2014 No.12763245 >>12763216 See? Evidence right there, but you're gonna ignore it, that why people simply say, your waifu a shit. By the way, fuck off amazon. At least you didn't use the "it's a mistranslation" defense.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:01:41 2014 No.12763247

>>12763200
Oh thank god. Since there are two, a low-level and a high-level version, and for a minute, you had me scared the high-level would have such powerful spells.

Rather, the FFXIV Chimera, sharing KC's traits of being a Lion with Lion/Goat heads and a snake tail, has access to fire, lightning and ice magic. The main lion head breaths fire, the goat head can create a floor of ice that bursts up in spikes, and the dragon head can create a lightning storm.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:01:52 2014 No.12763249

>>12763224
It also has the old profile format that was translated with maximum edge so eh. People seem happy to forget what MGE is and what it's for anyway so it's not worth much.

>>12763234
Nah, mamono mana will turn even that person into an unstoppable sex machine. No one left behind.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:02:27 2014 No.12763251
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Anon from the future here, I'm going to tell you the story of Nyanon's Warlord.

If anyone remembers that small string of green text stories about a Incubus Anon whom drank cloning potions that split himself into a large number of "hims" so that he could please his multiple adopted waifus, it's basically the ending of that but with a martial arts take over the world mentality added onto it. Also a Bi-Corn but whatever.

For those of you who have no idea what I mean, basically Incubus Anon split himself into too many clones for too long, made love to all his wives too many times, and when they all returned back to the original body he basically became the "Lilim" of Incubi, able to split himself off of his own volition indefinitely without potions and super incubus powers.

The end of it literally has him talking about building a bigger home for all the future waifus he's going to get.

Warlord's entire army is his harem because he can literally be all their husband's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:02:58 2014 No.12763254 >>12763224 And it's agreed KC is full of crap and the setting is hardly bright. Anyone who has read the world guide can attest to this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:03:01 2014 No.12763255 You guys realize you been arguing over Amazons all day now? Welcome to /AmazonGenerals Can we change topics now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:03:20 2014 No.12763256 >>12763226 Thanks! Recently found the MG thread on /jp/ since it's basically dead on /d/ and /a/. Still catching up with pastebin stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:03:36 2014 No.12763257 >>12763255 Alright then. Hellhound translation when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:04:05 2014 No.12763260 >>12763249 No anon, there are people MG will not love. The guide just isn't clear on the criteria.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:04:15 2014 No.12763263 >>12763257 I gave a basic one last thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:04:15 2014 No.12763264 >>12763240 Manticores don't look that appealing, she wouldn't mind if I passed on being her fuckboy right? I mean, she could have any other person, so why would she want me?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:04:27 2014 No.12763265
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>>12763110
>be hungry skeleton really into the whole distance running thing. Marathons and shit.
>gotta be fast to catch me, bitches
Not that anyone would want me but hey, I love the thrill of the chase.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:04:28 2014 No.12763266 >>12763255 by all means I just want to talk about amazons in peace

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:04:54 2014 No.12763270 >>12763254 It's just pervy fun. Why people try to find more in it than that, and then complain when there isn't, I will never understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:05:16 2014 No.12763273 >>12763263 Yeah, 90% of the posters ignored it.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:05:41 2014 No.12763276

>>12763225
>1) Saying anything a shit because its not your tastes is the reason we have shitposting.
My problem isn't that they go against my tastes. my problem is that people say something is one way when it's another to try and bring a character to bigger appeal; the amazon fanboys constantly go on and off about how amazons are "varied, and there's plenty of types for everyone". It's true that there will and must be variance, but KC's shit is the only real book of rules we have. and it clearly lays down a solid set of rules; any MG who is a member of the amazon species but loves to be the sub in petplay is a rather bizzare outlier. I have no problem with people being into super femdom type stuff. If having a manticore, amazon, hellhound or other aggressive MG dom you into submission and treat you like a pet gives you diamonds, go fucking nuts.

If you like that, wear it with pride. Don't claim to be something you're not.

> Likewise, people consider Amazon to be slavers -- even though easily 1/3rd of all MGs use some sort of addictive toxin, charm spell, or other form of low-level mind control addiction. As if it's better than physical force.
It's not. And we vanilla/maledom/less-subby-but-still-femdom fappers admit (or should admit) it is just as bad if not the same. I love me some shirohebi devotion, but their blue flame is fucked up. Mind control is not acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:05:48 2014 No.12763278 File: 584 KB, 2000x5800, 7beWFjk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763264 >So why would she want me? They're predators, anon. The more you try and get away the hornier they get.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:05:58 2014 No.12763279 >>12763245 what is ambiguous phrasing if you start looking at any profile closely you'll find a shitload of these. that's just translated material for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:06:12 2014 No.12763280 >>12763257 The dude who pays for them said he's put in payment already, just hasn't gotten an eta from the translator yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:06:25 2014 No.12763283 >>12763222 The barbs are pretty small, and probably rather light. If they don't fire them ridiculously hard they shouldn't cause too much damage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:06:49 2014 No.12763285 >>12763243 A whole bunch of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:07:14 2014 No.12763287 >>12763266 How about stop talking about amazons? Surprise: Not everyone wants a rapewife! Everyone that wants a rape wife, go over there those that don't, go over there. Now shut up. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:07:43 2014 No.12763289 >>12763278 But why not go after a better prey, like Jimmy down the street? Why would a monster bother with me when she could nab a much better person?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:08:07 2014 No.12763293 >>12763287 we allredy solved this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:08:26 2014 No.12763295 >>12763280 You pay someone to TL these for you? Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:08:49 2014 No.12763298 >>12763279 >nuh uh, KC meant this Oh fuck off AIDF. Amazon a shit and this will never change. Your only hope would be contacting KC and asking for an updated entry. Till then, your waifu is shit and may she suffer and bleed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:08:54 2014 No.12763299 >>12763263 Can you reposrt it? Don't wanna go through 3000 posts to find it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:09:17 2014 No.12763300 >>12763278 >>12763240 Dude, you need to stop using pics of leona for dominant manticore arguments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:09:52 2014 No.12763303 >>12763110 Being isolated in my school was a trip to baseball bat & crowbar town. So i learned real quick to avoid and dodge objects and learn how to hidee. My luck would run out pretty fast.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:10:05 2014 No.12763304

>>12763295
I said the dude who does. I'm not him. I'd sooner just learn the language entirely myself than pay for them over and over.

No, the one who pays for the translation goes by Perentie. He's an ex-admin from MGU. He takes donations, but otherwise has paid for every single MGE translation of the last several years out of his own pocket.

The translator he goes to is Brolen. You might've seen his name credited on some H-manga you've read on SadPanda.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:10:13 2014 No.12763305 File: 710 KB, 1061x1261, 1391905276757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763289 She already made Jimmy squeal like a pig. He didn't put up much of a fight. Her ruby eyes have set upon you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:10:18 2014 No.12763306 >>12763244 >suck the chrome off a bumper. That's a new one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:10:28 2014 No.12763307 >>12763295 I think it isn't hellhound but Vargest Or Bargest. A lot of people have trouble with translating that word and end up calling them hellhound They are servants.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:10:51 2014 No.12763308

>>12763276
>Don't claim to be something you're not.

and who is doing this exactly? and what are they claiming to be?

>>12763287
do you think anyone is forcing you to like them? no. a few people have attempted sustained conversations but those always get flooded with crybabying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:11:36 2014 No.12763312 >>12763307 Let me find the actual text for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:11:42 2014 No.12763313 >>12763305 Well alright the, but I hope she's fine with more quiet prey, I'm not a big talker after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:11:57 2014 No.12763314 >>12763251 Frog a cute

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:12:28 2014 No.12763315
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>>12763222
>>12763283
All I can fucking imagine now is Nargacuga launching it's tail spines at me in an attempt at murdering my ass.

God if I ever met a black or green furred Manticore I'd probably lose my shit and sprint so hard she'd have to start flying to catch me.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:12:34 2014 No.12763317

>>12763308

Yeah, I don't like Amazons either... but the sheer volume of shitposts and complainers outweigh the Amazon fans at least 3:1 on posting volume alone. That and point #1 here ( >>12763225 ) makes me hate the Amazon haters more than the actual Amazons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:13:26 2014 No.12763319 File: 532 KB, 1291x600, Amazoness Book Profile Translation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763298 The most updated translation of the Amazoness to my knowledge.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:13:55 2014 No.12763322

>>12763270
Because it's not just porn. Succubus Rape Squad is just porn. Those bitches are gonna drive around looking for cute human boys to rape, 6 hours of non stop demon girl on human boy action. But if you have porn that needs a world guide, well, it's a little more complicated than "just porn" isn't it?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:14:11 2014 No.12763324

>>12763305
>>12763298
>>12763279
And here I am, building models with an anubis.
>>12763308
>and who is doing this exactly? and what are they claiming to be?
Couple of anons, some in this thread, and more in others. Here's a quote:>>12763182
In this post, anon1 says that amazons do not think of their husbands as objects. But if we go to the official lore, we find otherwise:
>The men only exist to either look after their homes while they’re away, or provide spirit energy for them when they return from war or a “Man Hunt.”
Quoted from the MG encyclopedia. So anon1 is trying to put forth the argument that amazons don't treat men like objects to make them more appealing, or to make him seem like less of a wimp. If you're into femdom, that's fine, just don't claim to me a "ladykiller".

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:16:27 2014 No.12763329

>>12763319
>By showing off how they ravish their husband, they boast their strength to other amazoness and assert ownership over that man.
>assert ownership over that man.
>ownership over that man
>FUCKING OWNERSHIP
cmon, if you like brown and femdom, that's fine, but you're fighting a losing battle!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:16:49 2014 No.12763330 >>12763319 wow, and the controversial line is fixed. move along folks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:16:55 2014 No.12763331 So what does it take to get into the MG porn industry? I bet those guys make good money.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:17:17 2014 No.12763334

>>12763307
>>12763304
>>12763299
エーネウス・ザ・バージェスト
I fansubbed a show long ago and one of the characters name took us forever to TL over correctly
Eineus the Vergest

They are Nordic Mythology, noble majestic servants , not kikimora style just very loyal.

the one in the anime was mega hot.

Look at the spelling on the new KC sheet, it is the same

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:17:59 2014 No.12763337 >>12763330 Possibly even cut out by another anon. Complete bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:18:26 2014 No.12763339 >>12763319 Softer phrasing, same shit. >ravish their husband >asserting ownership

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:18:40 2014 No.12763340 >>12763334 Vergest in Japan and Hellhounds are two different personality types

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:18:45 2014 No.12763341

>>12763329

See here >>12763225
>Likewise, people consider Amazon to be slavers -- even though easily 1/3rd of all MGs use some sort of addictive toxin, charm spell, or other form of low-level mind control addiction. As if it's better than physical force.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:19:16 2014 No.12763342 >>12763334 So what happens if you aren't strong enough to "tame" them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:19:41 2014 No.12763345 File: 32 KB, 576x335, 1417756781085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763331 image related

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:20:04 2014 No.12763349 >>12763334 But yes It often gets incorrectly TLed to hellhound I put the dots in for you.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:20:09 2014 No.12763350

>>12763329
>The deepness of their love is revealed through having repeated intercourse with a man. The way they express love is different depending on various races. Some of them don't refer to their most beloved man as husband at all. There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc. , but the fact that they keep a particular man at home and have sex with the same man again and again is itself proof of the strong love they have for the man. It can also be seen from their attitudes, and the way they treat the men. Even monsters that milk spirit energy from a man every day as “food”, don't just milk the men who are supposedly “food” violently. They seek syrupy sweet “food.” They're overjoyed when their “food” gets off, and they have deep love just like other monster couples.

>Even those that give their man obscene training every day as a “slave” and repeatedly rape them would hate it if their “slave” died or suffered. Just like the other monster couples, all of them value their “slaves” even more than they value themselves. It's just that for them, love takes on a different form. The monsters bodies and hearts will have already completely changed, becoming exclusive to their “food” or “slave”, etc. The strong love and desire they direct towards their man is not at all different from that which would be directed at a husband. For them, their “food” or “slave”, etc. is irreplaceable in the same way as a husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:20:14 2014 No.12763352 >>12763324 I was disagreeing with the >and little else part. i.e. that they don't love you. >>12763329 doesn't mean they can't love you. which is what these fags are screaming. anyway, the conflict is essentially solved. everyone go home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:20:19 2014 No.12763353 >>12763337 >>12763330 >>12763339 That's not even an official edit, here's the real one: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/461208?tags=amazoness_%28monster_girl_encyclopedia%29 >>12763341 see here:>>12763324

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:20:43 2014 No.12763355 >>12763334 What the fuck are you even talking about?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:20:51 2014 No.12763356
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>>12763324
Anubii are cute too.

Really, I love all fluffy girls. I'd be happy with a werewolfu, dire wolfu, hellwolfu, anubis, jackal, hyena, kitsune, fox, inari, werecat, cheshire, manticore, or nekomata.

They're all great in their own ways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:21:22 2014 No.12763360 >>12763342 You die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:21:54 2014 No.12763361 >>12763353 You lost me on how being a physical slave is worse than chemical addiction or mind control.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:21:58 2014 No.12763362 >>12763350 So they love you like they love a pet hamster. Whoop-de-fuckin-do. No amount of sugar coating will change the fact that you're a slave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:22:15 2014 No.12763364 >>12763334 So I did catch that, then. Honestly, the carnivore diet threw me off a bit. That, and the fact I had a dream where one was cuddling me in it's sleep like it's own personal daiki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:23:02 2014 No.12763368 >>12763334 >Take a look at profile >ヘルハウンド >he-ru-ha-u-n-do

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:23:04 2014 No.12763369 >>12763356 Everybody loves the fluffytails here. It's obligatory. >>12763361 It's not. They're equally as bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:23:11 2014 No.12763371 >>12763360 Not in MGE though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:23:25 2014 No.12763373 >>12763364 Yes, like I said it is a common TL mistake. Japan loves Vergest , no idea why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:24:05 2014 No.12763377 >>12763353 You dumbass. That is an official edit. The one on danbooru is outdated, and no one bothered to post the new one. I grabbed that larger translation edit of the "Official" English site.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:24:13 2014 No.12763378 >>12763356 I want to kiss her paws

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:24:13 2014 No.12763379

>>12763329
You're being really fucking autistic over your opinion about a single word, you know that?

The reason I get sick of all this Amazon shit is just because of all the stupidity and edgelords it pulls out of the woodwork. Get a fucking grip, not every single girl is tailored to you liking them and no one gives a shit that you have security issues over a fictional race.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:24:20 2014 No.12763380
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>>12763353
>Superstrong giant women who make men their sex/house-husbands, and like to assert their physical dominance and show off during sex.
>*adjusts tie*Oh no, what monsters. What horrible horrible monsters *spritzes breath spray*

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:24:43 2014 No.12763381 So uh, why are we quibbling over tiny semantic issues in a poorly translated cartoon porn image? Like it's a legal document or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:25:38 2014 No.12763384 >>12763364 Then again KC does butcher actual mythology a lot so it fits his Canon, I am willing to bet he probably changed the hell out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:26:04 2014 No.12763386 >>12763381 Gotta talk about something until the next big thing comes out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:26:20 2014 No.12763388 >>12763353 >Men exist to look after the home and provide semen. There, we agree that amazon a shit yes? Let's drop it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:26:23 2014 No.12763389 >>12763379 Yeah, I know. Imagine how shitty these threads would be if people started pulling Amazon-hating-drama for every MG they didn't like. Talk about a shitpost heap. Those haters are worse than the Amazons being posted in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:26:24 2014 No.12763390 >>12763380 Porn site comments. How the hell do people write these things and go, "oh yes, people will appreciate my opinion while fapping?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:27:10 2014 No.12763393 >>12763381 Porn fantasies are serious business

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:27:23 2014 No.12763395 File: 592 KB, 1275x1755, 22077823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763378 I'd kiss and massage her paws and so much more. That stream of pussy juice running down her leg.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:27:38 2014 No.12763396 >People are now saying Hellhound isn't supposed to be Hellhound Oh my god this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:27:55 2014 No.12763397 File: 75 KB, 1280x720, Possibly a semen demon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763368 Do you suppose they're from Herruheimu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:28:12 2014 No.12763398 >>12763389 I'm surprised people haven't pulled this shit for ushi-onis yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:28:50 2014 No.12763401 >>12763389 >if people started pulling Amazon-hating-drama for every MG they didn't like But they already do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:28:51 2014 No.12763402 >>12763397 I don't know. Eat one of those weird looking Lock-shaped fruits and maybe we'll find out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:29:00 2014 No.12763403 >>12763379 Then stay out of the fight. You're that guy who said last thread he has "take the loser's side" right? Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong if you neither like or hate amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:29:30 2014 No.12763404 >>12763395 >so much more Fuck them?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:29:41 2014 No.12763405

>>12763377
If you got a link, post a link.
>>12763380
If that's your fetish, that's your fetish. Sure as hell isn't mine
>>12763379
>not every single girl is tailored to you liking them
Did I say that? Well, I'm very sorry for saying such a foolish thing. Allow me to retrace my steps and say-oh wait. I didn't. In fact, I said the exact opposite in that very post.
>if you like brown and femdom, that's fine,
I am impressed how a blind man managed to navigate to this board though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:29:56 2014 No.12763407 You know what the best part of meeting a new Kitsune is? Opening HER cereal box in the morning

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:30:22 2014 No.12763408 >>12763377 Same problem, doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:30:27 2014 No.12763409 >>12763401 What other MG discussions get automatically derailed by shitposting every time they're brought up? Other than succubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:30:49 2014 No.12763411 >>12763407 I don't like cereal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:31:15 2014 No.12763413 File: 230 KB, 519x604, pawjobs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763404

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:31:24 2014 No.12763415 >>12763407 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:31:51 2014 No.12763418 >>12763409 Talking about mg's in an mg thread is hardly de-railing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:32:11 2014 No.12763420 >>12763409 Manticore? I have to admit I could be guilty of that one. Not exactly one of my favorites, though I wouldn't outright shitpost about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:32:26 2014 No.12763421 >>12763413 An abnormally hot doujin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:32:37 2014 No.12763423 >>12763403 Um, your crybabying is spamming the thread. Everyone reading it is entitled to "join this fight".

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:32:58 2014 No.12763425

>>12763403
That would be a good idea if not for the shitposting creep. Early on, only monsterboys and futa were being thrown out. The loli. Then the maledom folks. Not to mention the blacklist of MGs (Mantango, Amazon, Cheshire, Manticore, Baphomet, etc).

If you teach shitposters they can get away with it, there's literally no reason for them not to just shitpost ANYTHING they don't like and get it thrown out to do causing drama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:32:59 2014 No.12763426 File: 256 KB, 600x800, 46891854_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763407 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:33:12 2014 No.12763427 >>12763409 autoshitpost occurs when the following are brought up: Yuri Lesbians MBs Anything that belongs on /d/ Nice mantiocres (about as real as santa) Ushishit anything oni or amazon. Different opinions. This post.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:33:25 2014 No.12763429

>>12763405
>If you've got a link
http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=29

Plenty of the other Book profiles posted there too, whether in edited or text format.

Someone really should post them to Danbooru/Gelbooru/Whatever.

I ain't gonna do that though. Too lazy.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:34:03 2014 No.12763432

>>12763403
>right?
Wrong. There are more than five people in the thread at any given time. I've had a meaningful discussion about them before but higher thinking doesn't get you anywhere or change anything here, just shitposting louder and more often than everyone else rules. It's fucking pathetic.

It was also a singular, self-sufficient post, but people saying "pls stop" after having already stopped are always hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:34:45 2014 No.12763434 >>12763407 The fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:35:13 2014 No.12763437 >>12763413 >>12763421 >furry

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:35:18 2014 No.12763438 >>12763429 Since when was monster girls redux ever a thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:35:37 2014 No.12763439 >>12762888 >The Grin Squad I am not ready

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:35:58 2014 No.12763440 >>12763423 Get a new insult. It's not gonna stop us. And you're entitled to nothing. >>12763425 Loli and maledom are still in anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:36:06 2014 No.12763442 >>12763437 And? If it's hot, it's hot. And holy fuck that was hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:36:14 2014 No.12763444 >>12763426 >>12763415 I will explain it for you dense paladins spend the night, have breakfast with her, open cereal box. Sigh Paladins

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:36:15 2014 No.12763445
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>>12763402
I'm still somewhat disappointed we haven't made Inves monstergirls yet. Redyue is already a massive sadist, someone just has to make a monstergirl version of her.
Seriously, look at any of her scenes and tell me she doesn't give off serious dominatrix vibes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:36:20 2014 No.12763447 >>12763438 Hey, like it or not, it's where all the translations get posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:36:38 2014 No.12763449 >>12763427 >Nice mantiocres (about as real as santa) We actually had a pretty damn decent talk about manticores, atonamy, doms and the removal of poison glands, greentext dammit, greentext a few threads back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:37:18 2014 No.12763451 >>12763442 >furry >hot Get out

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:37:43 2014 No.12763453 >>12763437 We're all furries or furries in denyal here. I mean sheesh, we're attracted to scales, fluffy tails, animal ears, spiders and hosepussy, might as well wear the name with pride.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:38:02 2014 No.12763455 >>12763438 Since KC banned MGU from posting their profiles. Some guy draw a Witch's decapitated head on a stick, and they refused to ban him (or banned him and let him back in?). So now he lets MGR handle the english-side of MGE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:38:06 2014 No.12763456 >>12763449 Shame those decent conversations seem like they are fewer and far between lately

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:38:29 2014 No.12763457 >>12763444 I don't understand the emphasis on her cereal box. The sex is obviously implied, but it's the way you said it that makes no fucking sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:38:31 2014 No.12763458 File: 58 KB, 518x649, 1409888906193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763407 Wat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:38:41 2014 No.12763460 >>12763456 We need Janet's help again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:38:47 2014 No.12763462 >>12763453 The difference is that most of us don't sexualize those features, while furries do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:39:27 2014 No.12763469 >>12763444 >have breakfast with her, >open cereal box. Doesn't strike as particularly noteworthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:39:30 2014 No.12763470 >>12763440 >people posting in a MONSTER GIRL GENERAL thread >not entitled to reply to the posts within it Seriously? This place isn't your own private shitting ground.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:39:41 2014 No.12763471 >>12763462 >most of us don't sexualize those features Oh good, it's you again.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:40:20 2014 No.12763477 [DELETED]

>>12763451
see this: >>12763453
If you really can't admit you're a furry, or at least are attracted to animal features at this point you're lost.
>>12763456
We had a few others before and after as well, but there is alot of unneeded flab.
>>12763460
I disagree. The "unneeded" posts are like fat; you don't want fat on your body, but a person without any fat on them is unhealthy.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:40:27 2014 No.12763478 [DELETED]

>>12763462
Except we completely do sexualize their non-human features. What we don't do is make Monstergirlsonas and insist that "No, we actually are monstergirls inside."
And before you say we do, the RP style shit is just for fun. None of us actually think we're monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:40:33 2014 No.12763479 >>12763449 >removal of poison glands And that conversation can safely be put to an end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:40:39 2014 No.12763481 >>12763445 Thank god she died. How would Fourze do with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:40:43 2014 No.12763482 NYANON! Save us from the shitposting! Let's get some hot Chuffing/Squeaking/Roaring action!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:40:58 2014 No.12763484 >>12763462 I guess I just screwed myself over for imagining a manticore wrapping her tail around me like a lamia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:41:17 2014 No.12763486 >>12763453 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:42:00 2014 No.12763488 Incoming Janet in 3...2...1...

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:42:18 2014 No.12763491 [DELETED]

>>12763462
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
People like laminias because of the snake cuddles, kitsune because of tailcuddles, pawjobs, ear sex, just a plethora of different animal-related fetishes.
>>12763486
samefag.
>>12763479
You're taking it out of context. It was civilized, I swear!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:42:34 2014 No.12763494 >>12763470 >I have no investment in a topic but I'm gonna chime in anyway We call those retards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:42:44 2014 No.12763496 File: 212 KB, 500x500, 18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763458 I love these images.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:42:51 2014 No.12763498 >>12763427 Onis cause shitposting? I haven't seen this since /a/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:42:54 2014 No.12763500 >>12763460 Poor Janet is probably sleeping right now. Goodness knows we could use her broom.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:42:55 2014 No.12763501
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>>12763481
I thought Fourze already had monstergirls. Gentaro's waifu is even a space slime that took human form.
Unless you meant "How would Fourze do with actual monstergirls in it" to which I reply Gentaro would befriend the hell out of all of them and make everything awesome. Seriously, he could befriend the Monster Lord and the Chief Goddess and get them to stop fighting.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:42:58 2014 No.12763503

>>12763455
Basically.
>Guy posts photoshop of a Witch's bloody head on a pike.
>Another dude sends KC a death threat because he's a faggot who wants to get fucked by a feral dragon and thinks KC's are an insult.
>KC is like, "lolwtf, is this what my English Fandom is?"
>MGU overreacts
>Bans them to try and appease KC.
>Make a big deal out of it.
>KC's like "Okay? Fine, you're forgiven, w/e."
>Eventually realize what a bunch of faggots they were, unban the guys.
>Familiar comes out.
>Dude photoshops her head on a pike too.
>KC's like, "Okay, you shits make such a big deal of banning him, and then just let it happen all over again?"
>MGU overreacts again. Sends insulting letters all about "B-BUT MUH FREEDOM OF SPEECH!" to KC
>KC's like, "Y'know what? Fuck, I'm done with you fags. My buddy tells me there's this one dude who knows his shit, so I'mma let him be my "English Fandom" from now on."

And then MGU tried to make it's own setting. Can you believe how much better it is? God I love MGU's Setting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:43:36 2014 No.12763505 >>12763491 Get a new samefag detector and fuck off to /b/ where you belong furfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:44:00 2014 No.12763506 >>12763478 >Responding to that blatant bait. You fool! That crap is months old!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:44:13 2014 No.12763507 >>12763488 What is she even going to delete? Everything posted here is technically MG related. It's not like fetish wars or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:44:47 2014 No.12763509 >>12763506 I only just realized I was baited and now hang my head in shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:44:48 2014 No.12763510 >>12763498 I mistyped that, I meant like ushi-or whatever oni

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:44:50 2014 No.12763511 >>12763501 Kamen Riders are the heroes MGC needs. >inb4 they'd all be raped

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:44:50 2014 No.12763512 >>12763505 Let's just go ahead and ignore the shitposter here guys. Move along! >>12763507 Yeah. That would be unneeded and unwanted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:44:56 2014 No.12763513 >>12763498 I think it's less about the onis and more about anything with a dominant nature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:45:05 2014 No.12763514 >>12763488 I wish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:45:21 2014 No.12763515 File: 82 KB, 800x720, Around a Fox, watch your cocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763496 They're just so smug, they know that by being in your Udon, they're made it Kitsune Udon. Whether you like it or not. They know what's up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:46:03 2014 No.12763519 >>12763515 >Tits twice the size of her head NOT MY FETISH

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:46:42 2014 No.12763520 >>12763513 That's pretty ridiculous. I know it's been said time and again, but: >/mgg/ can't handle stronk wimmen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:46:57 2014 No.12763523 >>12763511 How do you think "He Who Walks on Heaven's Path, Rules Over It All" would deal with MGs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:47:07 2014 No.12763525 File: 194 KB, 600x600, 20042511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763515 Kitsune/Foxes are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:47:44 2014 No.12763527 >>12763519 IT'S SHIT, I CAN'T HANDLE THIS JANITOR JANITOR BAN IT ALL COWTITS APOLOGISTS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:48:05 2014 No.12763532 >>12763512 >shitposter There are no furries here, if there are, they know to keep quiet. >>12763442 >>12763453 Don't lump us in with you or pretend to know what each of us is attracted to, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:49:22 2014 No.12763539 >>12763525 I can never like this picture because it looks like she has a beard in the thumbnail. Why are you reposting all this kitsune stuff?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:49:30 2014 No.12763540 [DELETED]

>>12763484
You're just one of many, really.
>>12763520
To be honest, I think the femdom guys far outnumber the maledoms.
>>12763527
Did I say that? No. Don't lose your shit.
>>12763532
You're the only one here who is arguing. Might I ask who your favorite MG is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:49:35 2014 No.12763542 >>12763523 Probably fantastically. I have no fucking clue what you're talking about I finished Gaim three days ago and am currently on episode 9 of Fourze

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:49:41 2014 No.12763543 >>12763519 Thanks for letting us know

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:50:52 2014 No.12763550
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>>12763523
Probably by calling himself "The Chosen One" and then deus ex machina-ing himself the Hyper Zecter so he can kick everyone's asses. Again.
What monstergirl would Baron end up with by the way?
RIP in bananas Kaito.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:52:06 2014 No.12763555 >>12763540 I'm parodying the behavior of the shitposters in this thread. >I DON'T LIKE THIS >STOP FORCING MY NON-FETISH ON ME >I AM EXTREMELY THREATENED BY THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:52:14 2014 No.12763556 >>12763427 You forgot the three big ones, but there's a neophyte troll here and I'd rather not give him more ammo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:53:27 2014 No.12763558 >>12763520 You do know who these girls were made for in mind, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:53:31 2014 No.12763559 File: 355 KB, 600x888, 1406871746521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763539 You got somethin' against fluffy tails?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:53:43 2014 No.12763560

>>12763550
>Kaito
A plant girl.

>>12763542
Oh. Sorry. I'm talking about Souji Tendou, aka Kamen Rider Kabuto, the 7th Heisei Rider (As opposed to the 13th which is Fourze, or the 15th Gaim).

The kanji in his name can be taken to mean "He Who Walks Heaven's Path, Rules Over It All". Which is how he introduces himself to people he's just met. Yes, he's a pretentious bastard. He is the ULTIMATE Mary Sue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:54:45 2014 No.12763563 >>12763559 >>12763525 >>12763515 >Fox Girls in Ramen This is my ex's fetish in every way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:54:56 2014 No.12763564 >>12763555 I'm triggered by your trips, pal. Am I doing it right?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:55:33 2014 No.12763569
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>>12763558
Guys who want strong women to relieve them of the burden of responsibility?

I'd love to be a house husband if it meant I didn't have to worry about money or my future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:56:08 2014 No.12763570 >>12763560 Wow he sounds like a shitter. Is Kabuto any good? after I watch W and OOO I'll have to get started on others. What the fuck would Zack end up with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:56:17 2014 No.12763572 >>12763543 My work here is done. >>12763555 You might be stoking the flames. Don't get to carried away >>12763569 We're all NEETS here, the hell do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:56:36 2014 No.12763573 >>12763559 I'm against spamming the same 10 images over and over.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:57:28 2014 No.12763576 [SPOILER]

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>>12763555
>Faiz Trips
Ends confirmed for Justfaiz the means.
>>12763560
Don't forget his actor's disconcertingly good english. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b2KOHQfixc
And lord knows Kaito tried for that plant girl. Too bad for him Kouta chose that moment to teach him how to use his weapon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:58:35 2014 No.12763579 File: 2.00 MB, 1240x1753, mofumofu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763573 Anon, you need to let go of your negativity. Embrace the mofu. Be happy.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:58:58 2014 No.12763581

>>12763515
Can someone please explain to me why hyper boobs are attractive? I don't understand-isn't there a line where something just stops being... Appealing? I love a nice ass, but I don't find a butt the size of a smart car attractive.
Plus, you can't find a girl who's a Z cup and has perk, they'd be all stretched out and saggy.
Why do people find it appealing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:59:26 2014 No.12763582 >>12763558 Dominant girls? For subs, I assume. >>12763569 I want to be a househusband so I can make her happy in a servicy way. Responsibility's not really a problem for me.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 00:59:54 2014 No.12763583

>>12763570
Kabuto is pretty good...until you start hearing about "Natives". Around that point, shit goes downhill so fucking fast. Gatack is a great guy though.

W, I'm iffy about. I love Shotarou and Phillip...but I fucking hate that chick that hangs out with them, that hooks up with Accel. I can't even be fucked to remember her name. She is just the most obnoxious...fuck.

OOO, on the other hand, is a best. Watch it ASAP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:00:07 2014 No.12763587 >>12763576 Poor banana man. God that fight was hype Micchy would still be a loner faggot right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:00:15 2014 No.12763589 >>12763570 Don't forget Drive. It's pretty good. As for who Zack would get together with, what monstergirls are great fistfighters? I'm assuming he'd have his belt so he could take them on.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:00:22 2014 No.12763590

>>12763569
No, girls who will love them regardless of how weak or shit they are. Those who're really read the world guide will remember that after an MG gets a taste of your dick, she essentially becomes submissive, I always laugh at that guy wanting to be princess carried by a dragon, when they become "female lizards." Yet he goes on about their proud nature or whatever.

You're gonna delete that right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:02:07 2014 No.12763594 >>12763581 >thinking fetishes have to apply to real life counterparts please stop. its called a fetish for a reason

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:02:59 2014 No.12763597 >>12763589 I'd guess something like a Ogre. Tender ogre cuddles after failed Kaito assassination are the best cuddles. I love how I share his name, and that fists are my go to weapon in vidya

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:03:13 2014 No.12763599 File: 490 KB, 2204x1815, This fairy can kick your ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are your thoughts on buff fairies? Like the Amazons of fairies, imagine getting bossed around by someone so tiny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:03:24 2014 No.12763601 >>12763590 dragons keep their dignified personality but become very connected to one person. >>12763594 So I guess the foot fetish guys arn't attracted to actual feet then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:03:25 2014 No.12763602 File: 2.94 MB, 1776x1516, 1405926748099.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763581 Motorboating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:03:53 2014 No.12763604 File: 491 KB, 950x1075, 765432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763579 Stop wasting images on reposts, then I'll be happy. Know how long it took me to find this image? Less than a minute, stop being a lazy bitch.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:04:08 2014 No.12763605

>>12763583
Imagine OOO with the Greed replaced with Monstergirls though. Good god as if it wasn't great enough.
>>12763587
Micchy's getting better though. He's still got a long way to go though.
On another note, if you showed Kouta and Kaito's final battle from start to finish to a group of warrior monstergirls, how hard would you have to mop the floor afterwards to clean off their juices?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:04:28 2014 No.12763606 >>12763602 You'd fuckin suffocate. >>12763599 >bossed around by someone the size of my hand nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:04:54 2014 No.12763607 >>12763590 That "Female Lizard" bit got a lot of cross-examination and turned out to be translation flub bullshit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:04:56 2014 No.12763608
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>>12763590
>who these girls were made for
>Guys who want strong women to relieve them of the burden of responsibility?
>No, girls who will love them regardless
Shocking yuri twist where the ride never ends.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:05:27 2014 No.12763610

>>12763601
>When they find a man who strikes their fancy, they can’t go against their urge as mamono. They take him back to their lair, give in to the urge, and have sex. The men taken away by them are treated as their most valuable “treasure” and are not allowed to leave their sight. However, once their instinct comes to recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” they they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male, and bear young.” Once this happens, there’s not a trace of the “dragon, ruler of the earth” left. They fawn on their husbands, and strongly seek sex, becoming mere “female lizards.”

You were saying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:05:43 2014 No.12763611 File: 481 KB, 1284x1000, dbf99de61d3ae85b2d785651de00ac7a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763604 An image of what? Those ears don't even connect to anything. Take it easy, anon. There is no need to be upset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:06:00 2014 No.12763612 File: 862 KB, 1200x1553, Buttilla the Fairy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763599 I like my fairies with thick thighs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:06:10 2014 No.12763613 >>12763605 >MG Greeed Well, Mezool already... Gamel as a girl could be cute. Kazari as a cat-girl, also cute. Uva as a girl would be a mix of funny and hot. Ankh as a girl would leave me completely and utterly in love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:06:11 2014 No.12763614 >>12763605 Children would drown due to the sheer amount of juices. Kouta and Kaito would be nabbed faster than you could count

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:07:34 2014 No.12763617

Sometimes, I feel lost and alone in life.
but then I imagine valerie the modeler red with rage over accidentally snapping a part with her BIG MEATY PAWS and having her husband fix it while muttering egyptian curses under her breath on the person who had designed such a flimsy model

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:07:45 2014 No.12763618 >>12763590 Uh, MGs aren't all made for one specific taste. You want dom girls? You got it. Remember muh KC?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:07:47 2014 No.12763619 >>12763608 >shocking yuri twist What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:08:50 2014 No.12763624 >>12763617 Mah nigga. That's a very pleasant thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:08:56 2014 No.12763625 >>12763611 Stop burning image posts with no discussion and posting the same kitsunes just because.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:09:26 2014 No.12763627 >>12763619 Learn basic grammar, I even quoted it in sequence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:10:10 2014 No.12763629 >>12763619 My fanfiction? Hahaha, no. Probably just misread or badly interpreted grammar or misspelling or something.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:10:15 2014 No.12763631

>>12763610
So, she's dere for her hubby but can still keep a dignified life. She's just being honest with her affections, she's got nothing to hide.
>>12763617
>installing the secondary armament one revell's uss arizona
>all those fucking 5 inch turrets, constantly slipping or being lost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:10:24 2014 No.12763632 File: 72 KB, 646x800, 1395012053607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763625 We're discussing things right now, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:11:16 2014 No.12763634 >>12763599 Nah, if she'd actually be bossy I'd want her human sized so she can properly assert herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:11:39 2014 No.12763635 What would a nazi monster girl be? A Vampire? In a SS outfit? Looking for aryan shotas to molest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:12:41 2014 No.12763637 >>12763625 Not my fault someone on this thread is making some fried tofu to attract all the foxes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:12:45 2014 No.12763639 >>12763635 Vanilla elves selecting only the finest Aryan shotas for muh elven master race.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:13:30 2014 No.12763642
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>>12763606
>>12763634
But anon, imagine if you swatted at buff fairy and she grabbed your hand with her entire body and suplexed you.

Like a literal fairy Amazon, able to beat your ass into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:13:36 2014 No.12763643 File: 152 KB, 586x900, Irredeemable_35_cvrR1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763631 >>12763624 >>12763617 >Finally finish coaxing the 5-inchers into place >YFW they've been glued into place and cannot be posed

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:13:52 2014 No.12763645

>>12763627
It makes no sense.

>>12763618
I don't know where this came from, I spoke up because of >>12763520. Nips want a girl who is dominant at frist so that they won't get burned by rejection, it remove the aspect of vulnerabily. Then, you dick her, and she becomes yours and yours alone, that's what monstergirls are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:14:05 2014 No.12763648 >>12763635 Matango Everything must have the mushroom seed, which ends up being spread like a plague.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:14:58 2014 No.12763651 >>12763642 >But anon, imagine if you swatted at buff fairy and she grabbed your hand with her entire body and suplexed you. I'm sorry, WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:15:09 2014 No.12763652 >>12763632 >yuri You're just trolling now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:15:21 2014 No.12763654 File: 1.01 MB, 1600x1435, 1192845068553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:16:54 2014 No.12763661 >>12763642 It does sound appealing but I'd rather just take a full-sized amazoness, thanks. I'm just not too comfortable with dating something so much smaller than me, even if she's a badass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:17:06 2014 No.12763663 >>12763637 When the thread dies in the second half because you had to be cute and start eating the image posts on shit we've seen a million times before, don't bitch. Fluffy tails are great, fluffyfags are cancer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:17:20 2014 No.12763664 File: 488 KB, 1200x1000, 43988477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763652 What's wrong with yuri? And she's obviously inviting the viewer to have a bite of her favorite wolfu.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:17:25 2014 No.12763666
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>>12763642
Well I have always wanted to be tied, pinned to the ground and bullied by a bunch of tiny fairies.

Like in Gulliver's travels, except with fairies and more rape.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:17:37 2014 No.12763669

>>12763610
>Translation note. The translator says the "female lizard" term above appears to be meant to be insulting, but the text does not imply that the dragon behaves this way toward anyone except her husband.

Furthermore, given how the MGE is written, and that it's meant to be an "Insult", one could take this as being a somewhat biased comment by the In-Universe Author.

More-over, KC's liaison stated that the purpose of the MGE really is just to make readers feel "Comfy" within their own fantasy, and that whichever interpretation makes an individual feel this way best is correct. In other words, in this case at least, head-canon is canon. Which of course makes it impossible to argue at all.

He also insulted Westerner's ability to read, so...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:18:07 2014 No.12763671 >>12763648 I typically save matangos for apocalypse scenarios Nazis would have to be something more "dignified"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:19:27 2014 No.12763675 >>12763669 It doesn't erase my point of the proud haughty dragon becoming submissive.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:19:36 2014 No.12763676

>>12763613
Really, imagining any monster from a rider series as a monstergirl is enticing. Sometimes I wonder about what Ryotaros life would be like if his Imagin were all monstergirls.
>>12763614
Riders would just be pure shlickbait for monstergirls, wouldn't they? Incredibly powerful warriors of justice who can go toe to toe with the most powerful monsters out there? Dear god, imagine how much of a turn on that is for a good deal of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:20:51 2014 No.12763682 Guys, do you see this shit, will some tell this fox faggot to quit being a fag and eating all the image posts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:21:06 2014 No.12763684 >>12763671 >Nazis >Dignified

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 01:21:10 2014 No.12763685

>>12763205
Whats that? Wheres this not-pregnant dormouse? I think she needs some help getting a bun into that oven.

>>12763482
Okay.

Heard you guys talking about Dormice earlier like I wouldn't find out about it.
Who wants some CYOA?
It'll cost you three mouse girl pics.
Not really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:21:18 2014 No.12763689 File: 100 KB, 850x920, Da best fairy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763651 You know how ants can life like 20-100 times their weight? That's buff fairy. >>12763661 What about wet fairy then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:21:29 2014 No.12763690 >>12763675 To her husband. And even then, it's pointed out that it's not an inevitability, as some had thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:22:22 2014 No.12763693 >>12763684 note the quotation marks

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:22:31 2014 No.12763695 >>12763676 >Space-Time Harem FUND IT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:22:37 2014 No.12763696 >>12763689 >those feet Holy hell, she beat the Troll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:23:35 2014 No.12763698 >>12763689 Can't I just take the buff fairy and find a wonderland potion to make her full-sized? Or is that cheating?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:24:03 2014 No.12763699 >>12763690 Did I imply anywhere she became a slut or something? Her BECOMING SUBMISSIVE was my point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:24:11 2014 No.12763701 >>12763689 This looks new for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:24:31 2014 No.12763703 >>12763685 He's arrived! I might draw a request for you after the the three Kikimoras are done

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:25:12 2014 No.12763704
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>>12763666
Fairies are for friendship, guidance, playing, and loving.

That little flying micro girl will always be by your side, even if her arms are just big enough to hug your heart.

>>	Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 01:26:35 2014 No.12763711 >>12763703 Only if you want to, you know what I like.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:26:37 2014 No.12763712

>>12763699
Yes, but again, it's not an inevitability. It's if she "Recognizes a male as being stronger". I doubt that say, the guy who wants to be princess-carried by her would ever wind up fitting that criteria.

And even in the case of a strong knight or something she bec-Yeah fuck it I just remembered that pic of a Dragon clinging to a Knight's head as he tries to go about his day and lost all desire to continue this argument.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:27:17 2014 No.12763714 >>12763689 >You know how ants can life like 20-100 times their weight? You know how much an ant weighs? Like, nothing. You know how much 100 times nothing is? ALSO NOTHING

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:27:25 2014 No.12763715
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>>12763645
>It makes no sense.
Okay, from the top. Whoever it was said "You do know who these girls were made for in mind, right?". I'm going to ignore the "in mind" being unnecessary.

Then anon responded to the question. "Guys who want strong women to relieve them of the burden of responsibility?"

And this is where it all goes to shit so pay attention! Responding to the given answer implies some sort of continuation of the question, which was "who these girls were made for". The replying post, beginning with "No" implies that was wrong, and to be corrected herein.

So, by the simple logic of context, the answer to "who these girls were made for" according to the post is "girls who will love them regardless of how weak or shit they are". So monster girls were made to be loved by girls? Lacking a proper connective of like "No, they're for -" leaves "girls" to be the connective answer rather than subject matter.

I am not your fucking english teacher and it's not as funny when I have to explain it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:27:41 2014 No.12763716 >>12763704 I will dick a fairy and the stretching naysayers can eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:27:45 2014 No.12763717 >>12763685 BEGIN GOOD SIR.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:28:19 2014 No.12763720 I still like Lizardgirls. Manticores too but I don't really talk about them.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:28:42 2014 No.12763722
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>>12763696
In a good way right?

>>12763698
I mean... yeah I guess that would work.

Though she'd be some kind of insane combination of Amazon, Wolf Girl, Ignis, and Fairy then.

>>12763714
God you deserve to get fairy suplexed at this point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:28:45 2014 No.12763724 >>12763599 I'd take it. I remember some cartoon where they had a fairy that became super strong whenever she sneezed, doing things like using skyscrapers as a baseball bat. Gave me a fetish for super strong fairies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:29:11 2014 No.12763725 >>12763715 You're trying to joke with someone who probably doesn't appreciate it. Best to drop it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:29:19 2014 No.12763728 >>12763711 Only caveat is that I'm a super-slow artist between Uni classes and just old fashioned procrastination. So it'll be a few weeks yet until my dancecard is open.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:29:57 2014 No.12763729 >>12763712 Do you have it? I'd like to see it, even if you delete later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:29:59 2014 No.12763730 >>12763722 >In a good way right? big feet are NEVER good

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:30:41 2014 No.12763734 >>12763716 I've always wanted a pants fairy. A pants fairy is a fairy you shove down your pants and she pleasures you from there as you go about your business.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:31:15 2014 No.12763736 File: 439 KB, 902x1280, Clingy Beaten Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763729 Pretty sure I do. Yup, here it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:31:25 2014 No.12763737 >>12763722 I saw this and though, what the fuck are you? Then I saw ankle wings and I'm done, so fucking done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:31:27 2014 No.12763739 >>12763720 No anon, they're shit and they don't love you, so you should cease trying to discuss them immediately. Like me come up with a convulted profile-scanning argument to back this up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:31:47 2014 No.12763740 >>12763695 The whole possession thing and the super mode being called "Climax Form" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:32:11 2014 No.12763742 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, 263_troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763730 >troll finds out that her husbando secretly has a foot fetish that he had hidden from her in order to avoid hurting her What does she do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:32:19 2014 No.12763744 >>12763734 Mah nigga. That's almost as good as Under-the-Desk BJ Slave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:32:27 2014 No.12763745 >>12763736 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:32:50 2014 No.12763747 >>12763739 You are right, what was I thinking! Thanks for helping me keep my head on straight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:34:28 2014 No.12763751 >>12763742 Starts wearing erotic socks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:35:40 2014 No.12763753 >>12763715 It seems to me you're fucking autistic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:36:19 2014 No.12763758 >>12763751 Erotic socks can't hide her feet's grotesque size.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:36:34 2014 No.12763759 >>12763711 So you running tonight, or was it a work night tonight? I can't remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:37:16 2014 No.12763764 >>12763742 I want to smell her stank

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:38:06 2014 No.12763766 >>12763753 >Being able to understand basic grammar is autistic. Okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:39:06 2014 No.12763770 I FUCKING love to swear. I can't go a day without saying fuck, shit, tits, ass, hell, I love all of it. So, which monstergirl likes to swear the most?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:39:29 2014 No.12763772 >>12763722 >Though she'd be some kind of insane combination of Amazon, Wolf Girl, Ignis, and Fairy then. Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:40:11 2014 No.12763776 >>12763742 MGE has mandragora root fetishism, I doubt the guys there wouldn't be able to like troll feet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:40:30 2014 No.12763778 >>12763766 You made a joke where there wasn't one, something completely unrelated to the conversation because you understood me a certain way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:40:33 2014 No.12763779 >>12763770 Onis, ogres, dire wolves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:41:28 2014 No.12763780 >>12763770 ♬♩IF YOU WANNA BE SWEARING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE♪ ♩GO AND MAKE A ROWDY ONI YOUR WIFE♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:41:40 2014 No.12763782 >>12763770 Minotaur, Ogre Wight when drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:42:06 2014 No.12763783 >>12763779 What's the difference between a dire wolf and a werewolf. Is it a non-humanoid werewolf or something? Or like a Hellhound-Mini?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:43:18 2014 No.12763785 >>12763742 Furious footjobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:43:48 2014 No.12763786 >>12763783 Technically they're wolf ancestors that are smaller and stouter. But I just mean any giant, muscular amazonian-type wolf girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:44:17 2014 No.12763788 >>12763778 >a certain way. If you're not an illiterate retard it's the only way to read it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:44:21 2014 No.12763789 >>12763722 Remove amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:44:41 2014 No.12763790 When will the west finally learn to appreciate monster girls for what they are instead of just using them as a vehicle for other fetishes like futa, vore and TF? Looking at any of those "fanmade" monster girl settings makes me cringe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:45:44 2014 No.12763795 >>12763785 >tries to do this >fails because her feet are way too huge and crude to do anything sensual and pleasurable >cries a lot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:45:46 2014 No.12763796 >>12763790 >TF what's that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:46:21 2014 No.12763797 >>12763786 Giant? If the dire wolf is smaller and stouter, shouldn't be, like, a loli werewolf of a dwarven werewolf or something? Why is it supposed to be giant?

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 01:46:40 2014 No.12763798

Alright, lets get to it. Already starting late, can't stay up forever tonight due to work tomorrow. Lets see what we can do.
http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA For those that need to catch up.

By noon all of the injured are healed, and the broken front gates of the temple are being remade from scratch. The dead have has their last rights done and are buried, and things are quickly being repaired and cleaned up. Things are still somber as everyone eats their lunch in the grand hall, and there has been no sign of Silk despite the search for the kunoichi. You noticed the missing numbers of students, and worry about what would happen if there is another attack.
While you mull over those thoughts in your head, one of the guards from the front gate comes running up in a panic. The other three masters look up right away, the student stopping at the table to speak urgently.
"A-A bunch of warriors! At the gate! Tanuki asking to enter!! What do we do?" The student asks, clearly scared after last night.
"Calm down, what was her name?" Himizu asks, not seeming too worried anymore.
"Sh-she calls herself Sen." The student responds. The three brighten up considerably.
"Well, go let her in! Someone prepare some more food for them, they must be hungry! Someone get an extra chair, Sen sits with us!" Himizu commands with a bright grin, Mimita pushing her chair out and running off towards the front gate in excitement. Whoever 'Sen' is, she seems important. Maybe you should meet her at the gate too.

Whatdo master anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:46:45 2014 No.12763799 >>12763796 Transformation Or Translator-Fag, but I don't think he means that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:47:56 2014 No.12763802 >>12763783 Size. >>12763780 Thanks for the catchy song.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:48:16 2014 No.12763803 >>12763798 Well, nothing really to do but meet her at the gate. And gird your wallet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:49:22 2014 No.12763804 >>12763788 Then you admit to looking for other meaning than intended. I bet you do crosswords faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:51:18 2014 No.12763806 >>12763798 Hopefully she's not another army wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:51:39 2014 No.12763807 >>12763795 I believe in her.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:52:23 2014 No.12763809

The polite Kikimora stands in the kitchen, hovering over her innocent master sitting in a chair in front of her.
A pair of scissors in her hands, as she trims her master's hair, as it has become a bit too shaggy for her liking.
he doesn't notice her pocketing the occasional snip of hair, for her private collection.
Shes humming along to a gentle tune, a small radio on the counter across the kitchen playing softly.
" You know, we can afford to go to a barber now, you don't need to do everything around here." The master said shyly, although his voice betrayed the fact that he was enjoying being pampered.
" Oh nonsense master, why waste the money when your maid can do it for you?"
> I WOULD RATHER EAT BROKEN GLASS DIPPED IN FIRE AND LEMON JUICE BEFORE I LET ANYONE ELSE TOUCH YOUR HAIR.
" Besides master..." The maid starts, taking on a more sultry tone. " Only my haircuts come with a free massage."
She begins running her hands through his hair, scratching his scalp gently with her well manicured nails.
The master lets out a low moan, as he presses his head against her hands, his eyelids drooping slightly.
" Ara ara, master loves this, doesn't he?" The maid teased, as she continued to scratch, press, and rub his head, sometimes letting her fingers go to massage his temples slightly.
The master was in a trance, only able to let out small, pleased growls.
> Master's weak spot is so easy to use. I should think of a way on how to use it to get him BALLS DEEP INSIDE OF ME.
> Maybe if I get him a little more flustered, he'll give in to his desires!
The maid rolled her masters head forward, while she leaned down to whisper in his ear
> Master looks so handsome now!
" YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME, I WANT TO MOUNT YOU RIGHT NOW, AND NOT LET YOU UP TILL YOU CANT WALK ANYMORE"
The maids eyes shot open in surprise, then dismay.
> OH GOD I SAID THE OUTSIDE THING ON THE INSIDE AND THE INSIDE THING ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:52:49 2014 No.12763810

>>12763797
That's the way "dire wolf" has always been used in the threads. They're sort of like caveman wolves and people have written them like muscle rape machines in reaction to other people writing the regular werewolves like dogs instead of, you know, wolves.

I thought they were actually smaller ancestors, but now looking at wiki it says they grew to sizes larger than the modern wolf.

Also, they may have "competed with sabretooth tigers" for food which is pretty cool.

So yeah, more vicious, stronk wolves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:53:50 2014 No.12763813 >>12763809 Gasp! The dreaded speaking your thoughts aloud! Screaming yet! What happens next?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON-Yeah I'm not doing the Hebert thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:54:01 2014 No.12763815 >>12763807 Who would even want those ugly feet on their dick though?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:54:21 2014 No.12763816

>>12763809

The master's eyes blinked slowly, as he started coming out of his stupor.
Time slowed down for the maid, as the master began to slowly sit forward and start to turn towards her.
> OH SHIT WHAT DID I SAY!?! MY IMAGE FOR MASTER WILL BE RUINED!!OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK GOTTA THINK FAST
The maids eyes sharpen, as her body tenses. Her eyes search the room. She spots the tiny radio in the corner.
The master's eyes are almost upon her now.
In a single, smooth motion, she throws her scissors at the radio. It hits the seeker button, the gentle music they were listening to, now replaced with a screaming, lusty voice.
" -AND THEN SPRAY IT ALL OVER MY FACE. Thats a hot love note written by a Shirohebi from the local temple, but we aren't telling which one. I'm Mandy Core, coming to you from RAPE radio, all dirty talk all the time. Our next letter comes from a local holstaurus titled " Touch the Cow"-
The master now fully turned around, finding his maid with a calm look, although her cheeks were slightly blushed, and her mouth was covered my her hand
" Ara ara, our poor radio must be broken...Although I didn't know master liked this channel." She said as her eyes sparkled.
Now it was masters turn to blush, as he fidgeted gently while his maid giggled.
" I-I only listened to it one time! B-Before I met you!" He pleaded.
" I know master, I was just teasing, now lets get back to your massage." The maid said, as she walked over to turn off the radio. With her back turned to her master, she could no longer hide her triumphant grin!
> FUCK YES I AM AMAZING. COVERED FOR MY SLIP UP, AND MADE MASTER FLUSTERED?!? I AM THE FUCKING MAID LORD. MASTER IS SO LUCKY TO HAVE A MAID AS SMOOTH AS ME. THIS WILL BE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL OUR MANY CHILDREN ABOUT LATER.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:55:45 2014 No.12763821 >>12763815 They're not ugly though, just inhuman. I've seen a lot of human girls with uglier feet.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:56:07 2014 No.12763823

>>12763816

The pair would go about their business as usual for the rest of the day, but if they had continued to listen to the radio, they would have heard an interesting tid bit.
" Welcome back lovers, Mandy Core here with an old favorite bit of dirty talk. Written by a poor Kikimora somewhere out in the city, its titled " My Dumb Master". Hang in their Kiki, we're all rooting for you."

I was a little drunk for todays episode, i swear i spelled radio every single time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:56:48 2014 No.12763824 >>12763815 It's about different stimuli, not the feet themselves, at least for me, I think foot fetishism is stupid as fuck. But, you know, spare no part of your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:57:26 2014 No.12763826 >>12763816 I question why she did not simply allow things to play out. Also. >Touch the Cow >DO IT NOW NOW NOW DO IT NOW Hardcore Metal, I just know it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:58:05 2014 No.12763828 >>12763790 When there's more mercury in the water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:58:13 2014 No.12763830 >>12763810 So is there any actual apparent difference with werewolves other than personality and height? Or is a dire wolf identical to a slightly taller, crueler werewolf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 01:59:59 2014 No.12763832 >>12763824 Fair enough.

>>	Fake Recap Anon Fri Dec 5 02:00:19 2014 No.12763833 Someday that kikimora is going to lose it And I wanna be there to see it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:03:40 2014 No.12763841 >>12763779 >>12763782 So hard drinking, swearing beauties who can watch your back in a brawl. I love it. Not sure how I feel about the Wight, seems to classy for what I have in mind.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:03:40 2014 No.12763842

>>12763833
We should start taking bets. What's the most likely outcome?

1) Maid goes yandere and violently rapes her master. Master, being timid, lets yan maid control him.

2) Maid plays it cool, dropping stronger and clearer hints until one of them finally confesses and they lovingly make sweet love.

3) A plot device (alcohol, moth dust, alarune honey cake) makes one lose control and get all horny on top of the other. Rape ensures, then regret, then acceptance and forgiveness.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:04:07 2014 No.12763844

>>12763830
I guess not. But werewolves are more traditionally depicted as lithe and toned rather than full-on rape machine muscle, and people have just been writing them as doing doggy tricks so some people felt the need to make a distinction.

Plus, dire wolves are just cool creatures in general. Like the ones in FFXII.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:04:52 2014 No.12763846 >>12763821 >They're not ugly though Factually incorrect. They're just as ugly as lizard and dragon feet or paws

>>	Fake Recap Anon Fri Dec 5 02:05:32 2014 No.12763847 >>12763842 Given he is the dense paladin Im going to vote 1 Getting them drunk sounds like a great idea , then jut drop em off so they can be alone

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:05:48 2014 No.12763848 >>12763832 Can your waifu give you footjobs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:06:35 2014 No.12763850 I vote getting them drunk - 3

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:06:38 2014 No.12763851 >>12763833 >>12763847 Forgot to take your name off, guy,

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:07:36 2014 No.12763853 >>12763848 My waifu is Anubis, so, I'm not sure. Can she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:07:39 2014 No.12763854 >>12763848 I don't want a footjob. Thanks. That's just dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:08:11 2014 No.12763857 >>12763842 Either 1 or 2.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:08:25 2014 No.12763859 >>12763503 What's their setting like? I heard it was edgy and pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:08:42 2014 No.12763862 >>12763851 I do that a lot. Least i didn't use the one I am best known for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:09:03 2014 No.12763864 >>12763859 What, you think I've read it? But given what I know of that userbase, probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:09:07 2014 No.12763865 >>12763809 >>12763816 Still gold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:11:19 2014 No.12763872 I bet I get better responses with this! Can your MG wife give you a Titjob?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:12:28 2014 No.12763876 >>12763853 Maybe one of those reverse ones. Or if you hold her foot and thrust between her toes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:14:10 2014 No.12763879 >>12763876 Why would it have to be one of those two?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:14:44 2014 No.12763881 Do a few bans, and thread is much calmer now . Clean clean clean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:15:18 2014 No.12763883 >>12763872 Yes. Big red drunken titjobs. Followed by musclecuddles. After a nice hot shower. We're not savages after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:15:52 2014 No.12763884 >>12763883 Thats so romantic !

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:16:12 2014 No.12763886 >>12763879 Bitch I don't know, you're the one who asked if YOUR waifu could give you a footjob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:17:08 2014 No.12763888 >>12763816 >Maid Lord Not sure why but that made me smile.

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 02:17:55 2014 No.12763889

>>12763798

You decide to go meet up with the tanuki too, you're a bit wary of her but any help that she can provide would be wonderful. You get up and run after MImita, stopping at the start of the stairs to look at the mass of warriors that the tanuki has brought with her. They must number at least three hundred, and have large amounts of supplies in huge locked carts. They all have decent armor and are in formation, but appear to be mercenaries.
Heading down the stairs to are greeted to the sight of Mimita hugging the tanuki, looking to be at least thirty. She has the usual brown hair tied back with a ribbon on the end and an expensive looking but functional green set of robes on, the wear on her shoes showing she wasn't above walking. She's not that tall compared to you but stands a bit higher than Mimita, hugging her back tight with a big smile. Sen notices you and grins, turning her attention.
"Well, you have the air of a strong man. What is your name? I am Sen, pleased to meet you." She gives a small bow once she detaches Mimita.
You introduce yourself as well, Sen looking at Mimita after.
"So, did he beat you then?" She asks, Mimita grinning and looking confident.
"Yes, but the other two are interested too. Sure could use some help!" She winks.
"Sorry, I'm staying neutral in that. Good luck though." Sen laughs, walking past you before pausing and looking back at a man at the front of the group.
"Sweetie, there won't be enough room in the temple grounds. Set up some camps around the perimeter, and bring the supplies into their storehouse." She instructs.
Mimita looks confused, following Sen when the tanuki starts to walk up the stairs. You follow, listening to them talk on the way.
"So, you finally found a husband then?" Mimita asks. Sen giggles and nods, smiling at the rat.
(continued)

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 02:19:00 2014 No.12763892

>>12763889

"Yes, looks like I beat you to it!" She taunts, Mimita chuckling but looking a bit irritated. You're getting a bit curious how they know this tanuki and what the army is about, but hear nothing but catching up between the two as the three of you head back into the main hall of the temple and over to the master's table. A fifth chair has been set up for Sen, with some of the extra food having been brought out for her.
You sit down again, Sen sitting beside Himizu and Mimita after a brief greeting. You finally ask how they know Sen, and what is up with the army she brought.
"You don't need to worry about paying them, that's my job." She starts off with, fine with the semi-warm food she gets. "This temple raised me as a child, and invested a lot in my upbringing. I couldn't charge them for anything, my conscience would kill me." Sen explains.
"She was my mentor in Hidden Tengu until I surpassed her when I turned nine. We're pretty close from that, she still lets me have free stuff as gifts each time she comes by." Mimita grins.
"Is there anything else you're worried about?" Sen asks, smiling at you.

Whatdo master anon?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:19:53 2014 No.12763897

>>12762694
I should probably finish first. Ahem.

>>12762490
>Stick the feather duster in your teeth. It makes you feel like a Marine or something and a man never knows when he's going to need a good feather duster
>Roll around dodging the ushi's rape-knife-feet, then suddenly you've got three spineless tailpussies groping in between those trying to pull you out, fuck you or both thrown into the mix too.
>Without the spines those manticore tails look a lot like balloon animals
>Get an idea
>Continue not getting stabbed by the thrashing rap machine, but grab two tails while you're at it and weave them between the hairy spider's legs like you're knitting a sweater. A sweater made of rape.
>For good measure you tie the bulbs together around the feather duster into a familiar shape
>It's a giraffe!
>Wait, no, that's a granny knot with a stick in the middle. Close enough.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:20:09 2014 No.12763899

In the old days people would get a sake jar and take it home and drink it, and then return it for a refill.
The place they would get the sake from would receive large barrels to fill peoples jars with.

Would modern day Oni use cheapo sake from a store or would they still use the traditional jar?

the reason for the red covering?
So people knew it was alcohol.

Something for you Oni husbandos to think about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:22:38 2014 No.12763904 For those who don't know, I been updating wiki on Japanese mythology http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures_from_Japan updated again

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:22:52 2014 No.12763906

>>12763892
Might as while tell her the truth, to my perspective anyway.

I am very wary of mind-control, given we're up against an enemy who brainwashes any women he can get his hands on into "Wives" that fight for him.

Also, a Tanuki with a conscience? Heresy. jk

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:22:59 2014 No.12763909 >>12763892 Ask her if she knows anything about the Warlord. Also maybe warn her that they tend to kill men and kidnap women.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:24:50 2014 No.12763912

>>12763892
Not sure if she's got cards of only siege relieve goods or actual merchant caravans with her. If the latter, ask her about something for detecting poisons or magic, since we still have the purple cloth mystery.

Also, ask about her husband in case of >>12763906

If not, ask her for embarrassing secrets about Mouse. Get her drunk if need be, in case she's too close with Mouse to spill the beans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:29:01 2014 No.12763919 >>12763904 Before you ask its still been a fight to add Ryuu and Shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:30:10 2014 No.12763921 >>12763904 I remember you showing up out of nowhere and doing this, why?

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Fri Dec 5 02:32:54 2014 No.12763924

So it seems like the only thing I need to work through chapters more quickly is to make them completely plot-oriented. This is the only explanation I have for the sudden increase in speed. In this chapter, everything starts going downhill, plans go out the window, and a friendly cherub asks a harmless question.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

I'm somehow more paranoid than usual that I've made a horrible fuckup since I haven't had my usual week of rereading and rethinking. So please, leave criticism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:34:11 2014 No.12763928 >>12763921 Because it's the right thing to do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:35:03 2014 No.12763931 File: 509 KB, 1200x900, monster_girl_mix_197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yu yu hakusho needs more love

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:36:15 2014 No.12763933 >>12763928 But what is your purpose for doing this, what do you hope to achieve?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:37:36 2014 No.12763934 >>12763931 I say we move to make Japan stop putting fat, ugly dudes in porn or we nuke them again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:38:10 2014 No.12763935 >>12763921 Why do you post on /mgg? I can't tell if you are trolling or not. Don't you want to know where your MG originally came from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:38:46 2014 No.12763936 >>12763934 >not wanting to be part of faceless ugly old man rape gang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:39:04 2014 No.12763937 >>12763933 Oh, I'm not the one doing it. I just pointed it out, that it's the right thing to do. Totally the kind of thing that makes Wyvern's wet, and not from tears, either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:39:18 2014 No.12763938 >>12763928 This poster is not me This is me >>12763935 I smell a troll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:40:45 2014 No.12763941 >>12763931 I wonder how soon til this gets removed by a mod

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Fri Dec 5 02:41:03 2014 No.12763942 File: 156 KB, 529x800, 075fa106a45bf64fe526a0bb8f2b62a597c5ab31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://imgur.com/a/ztHjd

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:41:48 2014 No.12763943 >>12763931 There is a dark skinned mermaid in yu yu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:42:01 2014 No.12763944 >>12763942 That heifer has no milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:43:15 2014 No.12763946 >>12763935 Girls in MGE come from all over the world, not just japan, as for knowing about the myths, have you never read a book? Or done a simple internet search?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:43:42 2014 No.12763948 >>12763942 >http://imgur.com/a/ztHjd Hey hound OH MY Goddess Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:44:17 2014 No.12763949 >>12763944 Yes, she's worthless.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:44:36 2014 No.12763950

>>12763897
>Shoulder roll out from underneath the now bound piston tarantula and stand with your hands on your hips. Another job well d-
>The remaining manticore tackles you and both of you land on the immobile spider's back
>The manticore jumps on top of you, seemingly intent on stuffing herself with your baby batter, but those big meaty paws aren't good for undoing zippers. Or anything, really. You kind of wonder how she wipes herself.
>Bridge and twist like you saw in that one sweaty dick punching episode on Pay Per View and knock her off
>Stand up quickly, grab her tail and shove it over the ushi's head, because why not?
>All three remaining manticores and the ushi oni are taken care of now.
>That's seven down. You really wish there was some open sky to call in that attack helicopter right about now.
>Stand up again, arms akimbo
>Twist to dodge another fucking fireball
>You're getting tired of this shit but you're not dumb enough to walk into the fluffy flamethrower unprepared
>Look over and see the alps huddled together in a corner. The poor things clearly want to be left alone and, if possible be far away from the maniac doing this to their place of work
>Like hell THAT'S happening
>Step into a vase by accident and slip towards them
>Fall into one of their chests
>It's so hard it hurts, but dat ass doe
>No, that's flat too. Someone really needs to fuck these chicks already

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:45:36 2014 No.12763953 File: 78 KB, 613x734, 1411671935553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does anyone have the screencaps of the mothgirls partying in anon's house after he left the light on? I seem to have misplaced it.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:46:12 2014 No.12763958

So fun fact I'm narcoleptic. Why do we care you may ask, well simply put the reason I'm not giving you a fortune teller/cookanon shenanigans tonight is I've been knocked right the fuck out by my bodys fucked up brain chemistry for the past 4 hours and haven't finished writing it.
>>12763110
Well That girll who had a crush on me might have had the balls to tel me herself and actually convince me she had one instead of our mutual friends trying to convince a very self depreciating me of that fact. I wonder what she would have been, anubis probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:46:27 2014 No.12763959 >>12763942 >http://imgur.com/a/ztHjd I like them but, the vagina seems too low on the mermaid.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:46:48 2014 No.12763960

>>12763946
You are such a bad troll.
Do you really think information on the internet just magically appears?
No, someone puts it up there so people can find it.
You should thank those people who do this instead of acting like an uneducated fool.

Great stuff Hound, yer getting better and better!

Those mgs are great. love the frilly outfits!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:47:30 2014 No.12763961 >>12763942 >Brown scylla Should not want

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:48:55 2014 No.12763965 >>12763961 You should, it is an awesome suntan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:49:03 2014 No.12763966 >>12763943 shes some demon announcer babe

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:49:56 2014 No.12763970 >>12763943 >>12763966 Pretty sure she wasn't brown, though

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:50:16 2014 No.12763971

>>12763924
Liked it.

I've felt in recent chapters you've been focusing solely on character development. That's okay in certain amounts, but if you end up with just discussion after discussion without breaking it up occasionally with something else -- with things like action, suspense, romance, smut, etc -- it starts to wear down the attention span and enthusiasm of the reader.

So the shift from discussions and drama to the suspense-filled being hunted state is a welcome change.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:50:23 2014 No.12763973 >>12763950 >fluffy flamethrower Best line so far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:51:44 2014 No.12763974 >>12763966 oh, I remember seeing pics of her now, I thought she was a minor character or something, never saw the show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:51:48 2014 No.12763975 >>12763960 You come from nowhere, unbidden, and are compiling some encyclopedia about Japanese yokai just because. And somehow I'm a troll? Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:52:05 2014 No.12763976 Ogre story guy here. I got my idea and wrote the first half but I hit a block and now I gotta sleep. Story eventually

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 02:53:52 2014 No.12763979

>>12763892

You get down to business and ask about her husband first, wary of anyone female at this point. She chuckles, amused by the question.
"I just talked to him when I came up! Your memory isn't that good." She teases.
Well, that rules out her being mind controlled. No sense pushing her for more on the same track. You decide to ask something else while she eats. You ask what she knows about the warlord that is attacking them, Sen shaking her head no.
"Not a lot, just rumors. I've been out of the country for a while before I got word on the current crisis. I came as quick as I could." Sen explains. That isn't terribly helpful, but you tell her of the last attack and how they kidnapped women and killed men.
"The warlord must be afraid of the effects of other men then! Why else would he have someone target you so specifically. That attack may have been meant to give them a chance at you." Sen theorizes.
That's not good news. You change the subject, worry showing on the three master's faces. You ask if she has any iems for detecting poisons or curses in her caravan, the tanuki shaking her head no.
"I left my merchant supplies someplace safe. Everything I have here is for battle and siege relief." She frowns. "Why, are you worried about something like that?" She asks. You mention the purple cloth kunai, Sen pondering a moment.
"Do you still have it?" She asks.
You did make sure to grab it after the healing was done, and put it in a box for safe keeping in case of such a scenario.
"Then I'll take a look at it, I know a bit about that sort of thing, if only to keep from spreading unsavory items. I'm better at appraising valuables to be honest." The tanuki shrugs.
With that done, you suggest holding a celebration tonight to welcome the soldiers. Himizu frowns a bit, looking a bit worried about that plan.
"I'm not sure the students would be too into such a thing, they're still grieving those we lost."
(continued)

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 02:55:09 2014 No.12763981

>>12763979

"Come on Himizu, a good celebration would do all of us good!" Mimita pleads, standing up as she looks at the ryu. "It'll bring spirits back up, with any luck."
The ryu is worried, looking at Toriza. The jinko just nods at her, seeming to be for it as well.
"Well, alright. But we still haven't found Silk." Himizu states, looking worried. "Do you want to search for her Anon?"
You still need to get that kunai checked out, and there were plans for you to try to cook their dinner that afternoon. You'll need to make a decision.

Whatdo master anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:56:25 2014 No.12763985 >>12763942 That is some lean beef. Just the way I like it.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:57:08 2014 No.12763986

>>12763975
I have been here a long time, since the move from /a/
You really are a pathetic troll.
You suddenly realize you are wrong and made a mistake , and rather than admit fault you revert to verbal insults.

Give it up kiddo, you are a troll.

>>12763942
You guys wouldn't play with her?
She is young, those assets will grow in soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:57:11 2014 No.12763987 >>12763981 Call me paranoid if you will, but I feel the kunai is super-duper important.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:57:53 2014 No.12763990 >>12763942 Find it hard to believe that they aren't practically born with tits. Maybe she's younger than she looks, but that's a pretty mature hairstyle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:58:03 2014 No.12763992 >>12763981 Kunai examination first. Dinner for girls second.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:58:14 2014 No.12763994 >>12763985 Would you call it veal calf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 02:59:01 2014 No.12763996 >>12763981 Silk who? She's a goner. Forget about her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:03:58 2014 No.12764005 Get cookanon to cook...wait wrong story....

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:04:00 2014 No.12764006

>>12763950
>spin the group of alps like some kind of crazy revolving meat shield
>All of them get hit by at least one, they're so wet the floor is starting to get slippery
>Grab one by the tail and pull her apart from the others
>Yank her shirt over her head and make a snarky comment about itty bitty kiddy tittys a man writing in green at midnight would be far too lazy to actually type out
>Duck ANOTHER FUCKING FIREBALL and without leaving your meat cover stick her shirt into a puddle of perfume from earlier, then roll it into a ball and hold it out so yet another goddamn bit of flame touches it and the whole thing ignites
>Toss your shirt molotov at the ushi's web and grin as the fire burns away the webs blocking the door
>Escape route secured, but first you've got some business to take care of
>Also, you hand is on fire
>Panic and extinguish it by slapping the alp's ass until you're not burning anymore
>That done, you shove the second to last girl standing aside and make a run for a display
>Slip in some mineral water crap you spilled earlier, but the trip knocks you out of the path of more fire so you're grateful
>Get up and scrabble to the display you wanted: body paint

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:05:05 2014 No.12764011 >>12763981 If Himizu's so worried about her, perhaps repeat your fears about her allegiances being forcefully changed. She might be with the enemy, but she'd at least be safe. Might allay her worries...or intensify them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:05:29 2014 No.12764012 >>12763986 Oh I get it, you're trolling me. Bravo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:07:20 2014 No.12764014 >>12763942 Oh, I get it, she is a milk inspector! The stamp means she approves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:09:10 2014 No.12764019 >>12764006 You may as well finish this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:17:19 2014 No.12764032 >>12762341 New Kikimora art

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:18:53 2014 No.12764037 Still alive Nyanon? Did the dormouse get you?

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 03:22:22 2014 No.12764042

>>12763981

You're more worried about that kunai, and tell Sen you want to check that out first. The others can take care of the celebration while you do that then take care of that promise of cooking the three a passable dinner. The others agree to the plan, Sen departing first to get her appraising equipment. You look at Himizu though and ask if she's sure Silk is on their side, she didn't fight at all.
"She's... probably just following them back in secret, and didn't want them to know she was here! That was she can tell us where the fortress is!" Himizu smiles.
That makes a bit of sense. You finish your meal and stand up when Sen finally returns, leading her towards your room as you wave to the three still eating at the table.
Sen inspects everything as you guide her along, though she seems to know the place better than you do. You reach your room before long and open the box for her, the tanuki closing the door behind her as she sits down and opens the box she brought with her. She puts on a pair of gloves to handle it with care, starting the inspection.
"There weren't any effects after it hit?" She asks.
You tell her Himizu checked and found no poison, and showed no symptoms. The tengu seemed surprised and retreated as soon as she was hit by it however.
"Hm... I see. It's a hunch, but stick here with me until I finish this." Sen requests. You're not sure why, but wait around anyways.
She moves through the tools and odd items to check the item over, having no magic to check herself. Eventually she looks up at you.
"It's definitely cursed. With what, I'm not sure. What kind of magic does the tengu use, it looks foreign."
(continued)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:22:28 2014 No.12764043 >>12764037 He's a cuddleslut now.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:23:36 2014 No.12764050

>>12764006
>The refills are just in sealed plastic bags, you grab two and twist them like you used to with ketchup packets at recess until they're just about ready to burst
>Stand up with both hands full of paint and murder in your eyes
>The kitsune immediately sees what you're planning and stops with the n00b fireball bullshit
>"I'-I'm sorry," she stutters with her hands in front of her chest as you approach
>"It's just that lingerie shops are a sacred place for women just like the bathroom and most book clubs so I was really upset when you, um..."
>She stops speaking with you looming over her.
>"Blue or orange?"
>"What?"
>"Blue," you say indicating the paint in your left hand, "or orange," indicating your right
>"Neither?" The kitsune says with a sheepish grin
>Nod.
>This bitch just made you light your hand on fire. That was you FAPPING hand and on top of that you had to put it out by slapping a dude's ass.
>Both it is.
>It would've been nice if you could've watched the bags burst open and unload their contents all over the fox's body in slow motion, but your eyes don't work that fast.
>You're still sure of one thing though: blue and orange really DOES look good together!
>It takes a second for the kitsune to register that her once fluffy tails are now splattered in gooey paint
>After that second she screams like a banshee even though the stuff on her is non-toxic, washable AND pretty cool looking. Baby.
>Merrily skip through the wreckage of broken glass, panting bodies and puddles of femcum to step into the open air and enjoy the spring breeze on your face
>Today was a good day, maybe you should try Frederick's tomorrow.
>Then it hits you: you still haven't met your cyclops bullying quota for the day. Fuck.
>Where was that optometrist again?

END

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 03:23:36 2014 No.12764051

>>12764042

The tengu used serene ryu, which was definitely local. The only foreign magic you've seen is the bicorn. Sen's ears perk up.
"Bicorn? I've heard of those!"
Something tells you to move, and you swear it's the grand ryu in the back of your head. You reach leap to the side and grab the pillow, throwing it on instinct behind Sen before getting up to your feet again. When you get up you see poison darts stuck in the pillow and in the door. You trace the trajectory while Sen realizes what is going on and takes cover, you looking out the open window and not seeing anyone there. Thank whatever charm the head ryu put on you before you came, those darts might already have killed you by now.

Whatdo master anon?

>>12764037
>>12764043
Nah, they're hogging my bed for now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:25:35 2014 No.12764052 >>12764043 Total cuddleslut

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:25:47 2014 No.12764055 >>12764051 Alert everyone with a booming voice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:28:21 2014 No.12764062 >>12764050 Now, paste them all together and put it in a pastebin. Edit it tomorrow and add it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:29:16 2014 No.12764064 >>12764062 >Edit Ehhhh? You want me to edit the shitty greentext into something readable? That sounds like effort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:29:30 2014 No.12764065 >>12764052 I bet he gets weak kneed when they bring a blanket.

>>	Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 03:30:14 2014 No.12764066 >>12764065 Please, we're cuddlesluts TOGETHER. But yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:30:33 2014 No.12764068 >>12764051 Find the perpetrator. Although as an assassin she's probably too fast, you can try some ranged voodoo to catch her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:31:00 2014 No.12764071 >>12764064 Fine, but I am stealing fluffy flamethrower from you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:31:35 2014 No.12764073 >>12764064 I believe in you! I did it for my bullshit you can do it for yours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:32:26 2014 No.12764076 >>12764066 Do you like small mice girls? or taller ones?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:32:40 2014 No.12764077 >>12764051 Kill annihilate destroy. Give chase, if you can't catch them maybe you can see who it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:33:29 2014 No.12764079 >>12764073 Yes, see, you CAN do it! >>12764064

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:35:17 2014 No.12764084 >>12764051 Begin pursuit immediately. Use Serene Ryu on-the-go to try and trace the shooter, while also doing >>12764055

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:41:36 2014 No.12764091 What would a Kikimora or Nureonago do if the man they were interested in was homeless?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:42:17 2014 No.12764092 >>12764051 Shout into every one's brains that there's an intruder, and then chase after

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:42:19 2014 No.12764093 >>12764091 Build a fort from cardboard boxes, using newspapers as insulators. Do you even into homelessness?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:42:29 2014 No.12764095 >>12764091 Cardboard box forts. Really clean ones.

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 03:45:22 2014 No.12764097

>>12764076
They come in tall sizes?
Definitely small, Hinezumi size is perfect even with a smaller chest.

>>12764051

You use your serene ryu to try and see who is around, staying at ready in case of a second attack. You don't see anyone, but spot an odd shadow on top of the roof of your part of the temple. The blotch of blind spot begins to move, so you start to chase after it from inside. You inhale and yell out as loud as you can, hoping the masters will hear, trying to reach the master with your voice throwing.
"ASSASSIN!!!"
You repeat that as you keep following the shadow, it doing it's best to avoid you and lose your trail. You spot Toriza ahead, but the shadow takes a quick turn. You are forced to follow before you can alert her. This is repeated multiple times. You eventually attempt to trip them up, but don't have much luck as you cannot see their limbs in whatever shadowy shroud they're using, even as they move inside and fly among the rafters above the heads of the other searching people.
Before long, it darts outside and into the forest outside of town. You'll need to make a decision, nobody is around you despite their own searching, and plenty out of range of your shouting. If you try and get help the assassin will escape for sure, they're too quick. There is plenty more obstacles to use in the forest though, so you may have the advantage.

Whatdo master anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:46:30 2014 No.12764099 >>12764097 Pursue Lu Bu to the Ends of the Earth!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:47:48 2014 No.12764102 >>12764097 Continue pursuit! Try and use Serene Ryu to make one last call back to the others, but otherwise, head into the forest, and use your abilities to manipulate the environment to trip that shadow up and corner them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:47:58 2014 No.12764103 >>12764097 Pursue. It's not like we'll die right? At worst we'll be captured and then be rescued by the three masters, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:48:49 2014 No.12764106 >>12764099 >>12764102 >>12764103 It's a trap. Bad End awaits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:49:04 2014 No.12764107 >>12764097 Mouse girls range from 3 feet to 5 feet tall and usually have b/c cup sized tits in japan

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:49:35 2014 No.12764109

>>12764097
You mentioned a while back stamina was his strong suit. So odds are we can outlast an assassin only used to smaller, faster bursts of speed. Just have to keep pace until she's too tired and has to stop and fight, and not get caught up in any obstacles and lose her in the meantime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 03:59:42 2014 No.12764116 >>12764073 >>12764079 Fine, fine. I'm not editing much now, but here's a link: http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/90020897/Victoria%27s%20Fucking%20Secret

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:01:47 2014 No.12764121 Would you a tasty brown elf MILF? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=675566

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:04:19 2014 No.12764129 File: 121 KB, 650x800, 1408031515728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12764121 Yes.

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 04:06:54 2014 No.12764135

>>12764097

You make one last loud call into multiple areas behind you into the temple as you head out, telling them where the assassin is going as you hope they came hear you. You run out after the assassin, the shadows staying in the trees as you track her and move over the terrain with ease due to the view your serene ryu sight.
You chase them for no less than five minute before they stop. You rush towards them, looking up to try and see who it is. The leaves block your view, and you're forced to dodge some more darts and some shuriken, the shadow moving closer to the ground but using the cover well. You've played this game before with Mimita. You draw a branch back ahead of their path and let it snap when they pass by, hitting the fast moving object hard and sending them into the clearing you've been lured into.
Silk falls out of the bushes, recovering to her feet and knees. She's scowling, you think, now that you've discovered it's her. The kunoichi grabs the handle of her hilt, but you know it'll draw faster than normal as she charges you. You deflect her hand with your own and grab the other one she attempts to use to stab you with a kunai, spinning her around quick with some focus boosting.
Silk is spun around but catches herself on the tree with her feet, your hand slipping away before she leaps off the tree and sends more shuriken at you, your serene ryu focus deflecting them as she stands her ground.
(continued)

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 04:08:02 2014 No.12764138

>>12764135

You take a chance and lift up her used weapons with your focus, flinging them at her all at once. She avoids it entirely by leaping above, using her wings to her advantage to hover above as she takes out more shuriken to throw down at you. You're having trouble deflecting or dodging them, but if you know anything you know all of them are poisoned. One cut and you may be dead. You could use it against her, maybe even grab equipment right from her belt. There are some nice, thick branches above her that may come in useful if you break them off the trees though.

Whatdo master anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:09:57 2014 No.12764141 File: 35 KB, 283x494, Mandragora_0 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you suck on her roots?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:10:05 2014 No.12764142 >>12764138 Let's not get chancy. Keep out of the way of her attacks, pick anything up she might try to use again. Make it a battle of attrition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:10:33 2014 No.12764143 >>12764138 We can't just kill her, no. We have to take her prisoner. Let's use dem branches to their full effectiveness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:11:19 2014 No.12764146 >>12764138 Clearly having wings means she can probably jump higher than her. You have to ground her then pound her. Use the trees or something. The wood will hit her while the leaves will blind her, so it's a double strike.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:11:59 2014 No.12764148 >>12764141 Only after thoroughly washing them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:12:44 2014 No.12764149 >>12764141 Yes, and I would make sure to properly tie and gag her so she couldn't interfere.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:13:57 2014 No.12764151

>>12764141
>Among those who are married to a mandragora it is common habit to spend leisure time suckling their roots. Many become obsessed with their mandragora wife's roots and developing a foot fetish is very common amongst their husbands.

>In addition, as mentioned above their roots do not feel pain. However, seeing as they are in fact monsters, they still feel pleasure from them and having their husband sucking on their feet gives them immense pleasure. Each time their husband takes their roots into his mouth to suck and lick their roots they will, their bodies trembling with pleasure, quiver as their body experiences joy and ecstasy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:15:08 2014 No.12764155 So, a thought occurs. When discussing the idea of VR, Waifus, and stuff like Summer Lesson, a lot of people complained that such graphics were too "3DPD" for their desires. Would graphics like Guilty Gear Xrd Sign work better for those people?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:19:26 2014 No.12764157 >>12764151 That's hot.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:21:06 2014 No.12764161

I haven't done MG Kindergarten in a while.
Though, due to certain circumstances I might not be able to do it or my other stories again for a very long time.
So either way, let's do this once more.

It's Monster Kindergarten time.
Do you finally take overr the sandbox with Pharaoh and Anubis?
Do you have a digging contest with Wurm and Sandworm?
Do you and Ophy pelt Pharaoh with rocks?
Do you agree to be P'Ork and Dark Elf's bottom bitch, even though you nor them know what that word means?
Do you and Crybaby Wyvern drink juice together?
Do you and Ryu eat lunch together?
Do you challenge Minotaur to the MG world equivalent of Pokemon with your gameboys?
Do you and Dullahan play Megaman in the corner?
Do you and Werewolf play catch, run in circles, and tag?
Do you and the Girtablilu nobody cares for fade away?
Do you give your CC Echidna teacher a surprise hug?
Do you and the Kikimora clean up after everyone?
Do you give in and drink the potion Lich made which looks like Sunkist?
Do you Try and impress the 2nd Grader Salamander and her Hellhound friend by burning some things?
Or do you sit in the corner, alone, and wait for the last day of Kindergarten to end?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:22:10 2014 No.12764163 >>12764161 One last push! Me and the Anubis will at last get Pharaoh her throne of sand!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:23:00 2014 No.12764164 >>12764161 >2nd Grader Salamander and her Hellhound friend I'm sorry Dark Elf and P'Ork, but there's just no resisting that offer. I'll burn your secret crush diaries to get into their good graces!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:25:38 2014 No.12764168 Choose a monster girl. Any monster girl. Which fetishes do you think might she be into?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:26:06 2014 No.12764169 >>12764164 >Jimmy starts a fire and gets sent to juvie He will come back a man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:26:54 2014 No.12764170 >>12764169 A bullied, masochistic man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:27:09 2014 No.12764171 >>12763924 >Five nights at Freddys: MG edition Seriously though, I loved it. It's interesting how he's so into mamono rights when stuff like this is constantly happening to him. You'd think he would just say "fuck it" and get out of there someday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:27:14 2014 No.12764172 >>12764151 >mandragoras keep growing as long as you keep them in the ground >wait a long time before pulling a mandragora out >she's born a christmas cake >her first words are "ara ara"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:27:39 2014 No.12764173 >>12764170 No. A man with a tattoo across his back. A tattoo that says Cuddlebug

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 04:28:47 2014 No.12764174

>>12764138

A battle of attrition seems like a good idea, but it increases her chances in the long run of fleeing or hitting you. While staying careful, you pick up the weapons from the ground and fling them up past her, making sure she hears the metal sticking into the wood above her before dodging the next flurry. You strain your focus to feign a back and forth without being hit, while using the metal to 'polish' through the tree branches. When all of them are ready you fling the last flurry up and strike through the branches. While Silk is dodging, she doesn't have time to react as the branches come down onto her without warning. You get out of the clearing as the heavy branches land, crashing to the ground on top of the kunoichi.
You shift to looking into the pile and spot the kunoichi, knocked out. Her stealth skill has been turned off, and almost on cue you hear Himizu come rushing up beside you.
"Are you okay Anon?!" She asks, looking you over and fussing over any potential injury. "You didn't get hit, did you?! I saw you fighting when I used my sight, but I couldn't see who!" Himizu frowns.
You tell her that it was Silk, the ryu frowning as if it were an insult.
"There is no way it was her!"
You focus and start moving the branches until she sees Silk under them, the ryu looking at her before at you in worry.
"No, sh-she was just trying to... she just got caught in that when the real assassin tried to run!" Himizu frowns. She may need a reality check here, but it'd be hard to do so without hurting her.

Whatdo master anon?

>>12764168
>Dormouse
Whatever I whisper into her ear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:28:57 2014 No.12764175 >>12764173 So he goes into juvie as a shota, but comes out a few years later as a man with tattoos, muscles, and a beard? Or just the tattoos?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:29:28 2014 No.12764176 >>12764173 Worst. Bitch. Stamp. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:29:31 2014 No.12764179 >>12764175 ALL of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:30:59 2014 No.12764182 >>12764174 Tell her true and most obvious possibility. That she was likely brainwashed into becoming a "Wife" of the War Lord, and thus is not in her right mind. Hopefully, that'll take the sting of the betrayal off a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:31:13 2014 No.12764184 >>12764161 >you and Ryu eat lunch together? Ryuu I will do this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:32:04 2014 No.12764185 >>12764174 She'll catch up with reality eventually. We must restrain the prisoner and get back post haste, lest anything bad happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:40:22 2014 No.12764201 >>12764182 Yes, be sure to mention you can bring her back to normal once you take care of the warlord.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:40:35 2014 No.12764202 >>12764161 Spend time with Girtablilu for a day of cuddlebuggin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:42:11 2014 No.12764204 >>12764161 Wait, I just realized... >last day of Kindergarten Does that mean we'll go... to the first grade?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:44:04 2014 No.12764206 >>12764161 This makes me want to work on Teacher Anon again...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:44:13 2014 No.12764207 >>12764204 No, they all die of Cancer two weeks later. Except the Anubis, who died from rectal trauma.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:45:11 2014 No.12764210 >>12764206 Wait, is that you, you lazy bum? Get back to work already! Or else you get thrown in the Alp pit!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:46:14 2014 No.12764213 File: 276 KB, 1000x1000, GUNDAMU DA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12764206 Really now?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:49:44 2014 No.12764217

>>12764210
Oh my.

>>12764213
Yeah, I tried to take a crack at the omukade story but my comp is full of bugs and keeps crashing, lost alot of things I've been working on.

Gonna reset it to factory condition when my new one arrives. I might start writing again then.

But while I'm here if you guys want something I'll write it for you? Don't have to be anywhere for a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:51:26 2014 No.12764221 >>12764217 >Oh my What, don't tell me you'd like that, you sick weirdo? The pit would be all phase 2 reverse traps going >Kyaa~! Onii-chan, don't be so rough! Is that really what you want? Is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:51:26 2014 No.12764222 >>12764217 Write a story about either a homeless Kikimora or the misadventures of 2nd Grader Salamander and Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:52:06 2014 No.12764223 >>12764206 We all thought you were dead or something. You lazy git. >>12764174 Yeah, get prisoner back first and then slap her out of it, metaphorically speaking. Also, Dormouse sleep hypnosis? Thanks for the new fetish, you perv.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:55:16 2014 No.12764226

>>12764222
I don't think I have the heart for homeless kikimora, but I can try Slalamander and hellhound if you would all like.

Kind of meant what kind of MGT adventures but meh, I love you anons too much.

>>12764223
I was for a little bit, IRL problems are popping up frequently.

And jesus christ the captcha looks like a bad lsd trip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:56:42 2014 No.12764229 >>12764226 >MGT adventures But why couldn't 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound be in his school? Surely it isn't one of those anime schools with only two teachers in the staff...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:57:51 2014 No.12764230 >>12764229 Leave it to me anon, I'll figure something out, it's my job as the writer after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 04:58:40 2014 No.12764232 >>12764230 You will be spared the Alp pit, then. I'll just... slink back in there myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 05:00:06 2014 No.12764235 >>12764229 Also gimme some names for em, I'm going to be lazy and the names I can think of are weird. The bane of my existence, Letter chaptchas

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 05:00:42 2014 No.12764237 >>12764206 What happened to the Teacher and the Kitsune Neighbour? Or the Dark Priest with a day job? I must knooooow!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 05:01:26 2014 No.12764238 >>12764235 Sally the Salamander and Heidi the Hellhound. ...sorry.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 05:03:53 2014 No.12764240

>>12764237
I'll get to em, don't you worry anon, I'll just go read through my stuff and pick up the pieces and start working on their stories.

I mean, hell, I still got to finish the fucking school day so I can write the lewd between milf kitsune and Teacher I promised

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 05:04:30 2014 No.12764241 >>12764240 Alright. Glad to see you back at it man. Fantastic even.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:11:59 2014 No.12764261 >>12764161 Eating with the Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:41:06 2014 No.12764334 Remember to Pet your Monster girl waifu. Even if she isn't a monster species that requires pets

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:41:19 2014 No.12764335 What happened?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:46:02 2014 No.12764343 >>12764334 Sure, if she was real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:46:26 2014 No.12764345 >>12764335 Wasn't enough HB talk. Damn NEET succubutts got mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:47:52 2014 No.12764347 >>12764334 >Pet your Oni wife >"What the fuck are you doing?" >"Petting you." >"Well stop! I'm not a wolf or jinko, I'm a...actually that feels nice, keep going."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:48:43 2014 No.12764348 >>12763503 Funnily enough, the second photoshop was posted on 4chan and only linked to from the mgu chat. >>12763859 It has monsterboys. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:50:23 2014 No.12764354 >>12763599 That is fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 08:55:49 2014 No.12764363 >>12764347 I could imagine the look on her face. My heart.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:16:28 2014 No.12764388

>>12764348
>It has monsterboys. Jesus fucking Christ.

Yes, and...? Is that just a knee-jerk meme reaction like with bob, less, manticores, sabbath, etc? Or is there actually something wrong with having a species with two genders that warrants such a response?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:17:04 2014 No.12764391 I want to get brutally mindbroken raped.into submission by a manticore or amazon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:19:14 2014 No.12764393 >>12764388 We don't like monsterboys because we don't easily relate to them, so we can't self-insert, and are alienated by stories that contain them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:19:46 2014 No.12764396 Why hellhound is still no translated? Translator ded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:22:09 2014 No.12764401 >>12762192 >all these MGs you have the best taste

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:22:24 2014 No.12764402
File: 195 KB, 1017x1024, Welcome to THE generic fantasy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12764393
More like we don't like monsterboys because that just makes it a generic fantasy setting. Women only monstergirls is what separates it from every Greyhawk derivative of the last 40 years

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:24:45 2014 No.12764406

>>12764348
>It has monsterboys. Jesus fucking Christ.
Holy shit that's disgus-

>>12764388
Please go and stay go.

>>12764402
This.

Also if there are Monster Boys then it eliminates the only reason for Monster Girls to want to mate with Human Boys on a societal level. Hell, it'd even make them less dominant due to the massive shift in societal roles thanks to altered circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:27:40 2014 No.12764414 >>12763936 >wanting to be faceless, old and ugly

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:27:44 2014 No.12764415

>>12764402
I don't disagree, but I think the majority of people here are in it for the waifuism, more than for the uniqueness of the fandom. Though that's not to say the sort of different and creative things that get written about here aren't significant.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:28:15 2014 No.12764417

>>12764402
Yeah, okay, now it just sounds like your grasping at straws for an excuse. "We have only one gender SOLELY because it makes us unique from other fantasy settings!" By that logic making everything futas or no-gendered would work equally as well.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:30:25 2014 No.12764421

>>12764415
>the uniqueness of the fandom
>fandom

Fuck off, I hate every single one of you faggots, I'm not in this for the 'fandom', I'm in this for the Monster Girls.

Except a few drawfags, they're OK.

>>12764417
>grasping at straws
You're the one trying to grasp at dicks. You want Monster Boys, go make your own thread for them. They're aren't welcomed here.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:31:27 2014 No.12764422

>>12764417
You're just being retarded. The fandom you want already exists and has for almost half a century. Quit going to a steakhouse and demanding good vegetarian dishes.

Monstergirls as a genre are females that want human men.

Monsters that happen to be girls of a race and are still bangable are right over in /tg/ for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:38:35 2014 No.12764437 >on a sleep deprivation streak >went from sleeping less and less and now routinely stay awake for 24 hours at a time I should quit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:39:32 2014 No.12764441 >>12764437 That shit happens when you don't have natural daylight to help clock your sleep cycle. Open the curtains or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:39:46 2014 No.12764442 File: 74 KB, 500x672, Ys6 Olha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763599 >Ys What a shock here, she's barely a foot tall btw Also how about extradimensional elves with fluffy tails?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:41:16 2014 No.12764448

>>12764421
>>12764422
Being critical of one side of an issue doesn't make you automatically in favour of the other.

Rather I meant that saying it's purely for the sake of making us a non-"generic fantasy setting" is pretty bullshit, as there are a large number of ways it could be done equally well if not better. Rather, I think this is a far more accurate answer >>12764393 , particularly given how people get so frantically worked up over the monster boy issue (which suggests it's much more personal than merely uniqueness of setting).

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:41:21 2014 No.12764449 >>12764161 BURN THINGS

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:44:47 2014 No.12764457

>>12764448

You are looking at it completely wrong. It's the specialty of the setting. Taking away what makes it unique to turn it into Tolkeinhawk #3295 is not forward thinking or creative in the least.

And comparing that to other shitty ways that a unique setting could be made does not change that fact.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:48:58 2014 No.12764469

>>12764448
>Rather I meant that saying it's purely for the sake of making us a non-"generic fantasy setting" is pretty bullshit
Why? It's a perfectly valid one. If there are 'ways it could be done better', name them.

>Rather, I think this is a far more accurate answer >>12764393 , particularly given how people get so frantically worked up over the monster boy issue (which suggests it's much more personal than merely uniqueness of setting).
You're >Implying it can't be for multiple reasons. No shit most people are in this for the waifu. But even if you took that away trashing it in favor of another fantasy setting fucks up many of the issues regarding it.

Point is Monster Boys are shit and largely disliked because of being said shit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:50:03 2014 No.12764472

>>12764457
I don't know man. I feel like I'm speaking for the rest of us here, but I don't truly care about the specialty of the setting. All I want is fun, cute, interesting, or entertaining wish-fulfillment material that caters to my fantasies. Having monsterboys just happens to not be in alignment with my wishes and fantasies. I don't personally take things with monsterboys personally, but I do avoid that stuff if possible. Not that anon BTW.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:50:44 2014 No.12764473 >>12763001 I would love, but the whole getting stabbed, roughed up, pelvis turned to dust and lack of freedom is a turn off for me. Especially the latter. But see it on the bright side, more for those who do enjoy such things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:51:46 2014 No.12764477 >>12764388 You fucking dolt. Monster girls - not girls and boys - are the entire purpose of the site, why it exists in the first place. It's in the goddamn NAME. Akin to what another anon said, it's like a steakhouse serving vegans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:54:51 2014 No.12764484 >>12764469 That makes me curious. What is left when we take the waifu aspect of the monstergirl plots away? I'm not enough of an oldfag and have not read much material to be able to comment on that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:55:39 2014 No.12764487 >>12764050 >nuke them again Wonderful, some kind of super trollanon, I'd love to see more of him sometime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:56:50 2014 No.12764491 >>12764473 They're not that brutal.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:57:47 2014 No.12764492

>>12764477
See, it's this sort of vitrol that leads one to believe it's not an issue of uniqueness but rather the self-insert argument.

I mean, if it was juts a uniqueness thing, there should have been similar backlash at the introduction of elves, dwarves, goblins, dragons, and other extremely generic creatures. It's just a bit hard for me to imagine anyone trying to argue it's for the sake of uniqueness with the same ferocity they argue against monster boys. Imagine it,

>"You fucking retard, are you trying to make our setting less unique and special?!"

It's just not an argument you ever hear in actual conversation when the knee-jerk reaction against monster boys thunders in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 09:59:07 2014 No.12764495 >>12764155 This is seriously a thing, it looks too 3DPD? That's it, when the blood purge comes, I'm taking you bastards out.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:00:33 2014 No.12764499

>>12763110
Better, I had my share of female related experiences in highschool, but in the end shyness fucked those situations up every single time. Seeing that monster girls are far more "aggresive" in their approach. Those situations probably would have ended better.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:01:15 2014 No.12764501

>>12764492
Yes it is. The reasonable arguments have been said over and over again to the point where people don't like to type out walls of text anymore.

That applies to most of the stuff in your list, including Bob.

It's not meme-hate. It's just hate so old with so many iterations of conversations that nobody bothers with being nice about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:01:20 2014 No.12764502 >>12764495 I like to think that people are just joking, as usual. I mean, it's not the existence of the extra dimension that puts people off, it's the extra baggage and other complications that come with it that do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:04:13 2014 No.12764506 >>12764402 >there are races human cant breed with FILTHY LIES!

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:04:58 2014 No.12764508

>>12764492
>See, it's this sort of vitrol that leads one to believe it's not an issue of uniqueness but rather the self-insert argument.
You retard, where do you think you are? Everyone has vitriol here, go to reddit if you want to have pretentious pseudo-intellectual arguments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:05:17 2014 No.12764509 >>12764506 >humanity is the basis for all race >muh ethnocentrism

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:05:21 2014 No.12764510

>>12764502
>I like to think that people are just joking, as usual.
Well, 3D does entail quite a few flaws if you're being hardcore realistic about it. Sagging, fat distribution, whatever. Looking at summer lesson some of it probably is just joking though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:05:49 2014 No.12764512 >>12764506 >Not using your wish for that That's one of the few non-monkey paw wishes in DnD, unless your DM really wants you to have some kind of inbred hellspawn baby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:06:46 2014 No.12764516 >>12764510 Hence "baggage and other complications." And I did mean the existence of the extra dimension quite literally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:07:39 2014 No.12764519 File: 305 KB, 600x2402, no tomboy ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay look you can have a monstergirl. However, she will only ever think of you as her best friend and will talk about other girls around you. Deal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:09:44 2014 No.12764524 >>12764519 >Yuri I want this carnival of bait to end

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:09:57 2014 No.12764526 >>12764509 Fuck off otherkin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:12:03 2014 No.12764529 >>12764519 Sure. I like friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:12:05 2014 No.12764530 >>12764506 Anybody have that old /tg/ pic with all the half race daughterus and the moms the guy bred with? The rock golem daughteru and the fucking boulder with a heart coming out of it crack me up every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:13:29 2014 No.12764536 >>12764406 >>12764348 Which setting is this, MGU's or MGR's?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:14:51 2014 No.12764537 >>12764536 MGU's is the one with Monster Boys. Isn't MGR just a fansite? They don't have their own fandom world do they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:15:26 2014 No.12764539 >>12764524 >carnival of bait Great, now I want to see the devil singing about trolling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:19:12 2014 No.12764545 >>12764537 No idea, I went there once and the first thing I saw was them roleplaying being lamias and dragons. Haven't been back since.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:24:16 2014 No.12764553 >>12764492 >I mean, if it was just a uniqueness thing See >>12764501. >>12764536 MGU is the one with the home made setting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:27:19 2014 No.12764560 >>12764553 Is it bad that I'm curious about it?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:29:16 2014 No.12764564

One of the reasons I vehemently hate Monster Boys is because I know if they start picking up steam it'll attract the fujoshits, Tumblrtards, and the like. Then they'll merge themselves with us into a 'Le Monster People Fandom! XD'. Than the cancer that'll invade will make our current cancer look like the fucking sniffles. Than the SJWs and tell us to shut down cute Monster Girls and instead want to waifu (Well no, because apparently waifu is a sexist term now) want to date a trans-ethnic gender queer named Jamal.

I've already lost Tabletop and Video Games to these people, they aren't taking this from me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:31:29 2014 No.12764567 >>12764564 You have my sword.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:34:06 2014 No.12764574 >>12764564 I can't see SJWs getting into the setting. Too much rape. Hell, I bet you could hold up any one of KCs profiles and it'd form some sort of supernatural barrier to them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:35:48 2014 No.12764578 >>12764574 >We need copies of Manticore and Dormouse profiles on the front lines! The Kikimora and Holstori are faltering!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:36:38 2014 No.12764581 >>12764574 Because they won't make their own changes to the setting and become a billion times more obnoxious than the current headcanon pushers, right? Have you met tumblrnose? See what they did to Alice? Now see that shit applied to ALL monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:38:05 2014 No.12764585 >>12764564 How have tabletops been lost?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:42:15 2014 No.12764593

>>12764574
They'll just demand it change to suit their tastes or demand it shut down because it makes them uncomfortable. You and I both know SJWs don't even like or play video games, but that doesn't stop them from demanding the industry caters to their tastes. What makes you think they'll just leave KC alone? You think these people can reason? They got GTAV pulled from shelves in Austrailia for 'Violence against women', these people don't give two shits about logic, only feelings.

Monster Girls benefit from being extremely niche, but once they lose that niche and become more popular, it's over.

>>12764585
>Tabletop Communities SJW infested shit
>Articles on 'Why White Men playing Card Games is uncomfortable for Women'
>Official Guide Books writing entire sections on gender identification and 'Xe, Xir, Xim'

I remember people got pissy because a Monster Manuel used 'He' pronouns when referring to a Goblin or something. Not even joking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:46:37 2014 No.12764603 >>12764593 >Articles on 'Why White Men playing Card Games is uncomfortable for Women' Not even white still mad as hell.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Fri Dec 5 10:47:58 2014 No.12764609

>>12764171
Dude loves his sisters and knows it ain't their fault. Now, there is some cognitive dissonance, which is why he's also prepared to fight a siege battle in his closet, but he still wants them to be happy.

>>12763971
I get you, but it's one of those things where the story was originally envisioned as just an exploration of humans and mamono living together. It was all born out of a thought experiment. I think the paladin story will be much more active, and the archmage one will be much more investigative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:49:28 2014 No.12764613 File: 66 KB, 697x717, Keep Calm and Carry On.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12764161 "Visit" the Weresheep Nurse again. So I guess drink the Lich potion first and tell the teacher about it so she can take me to the Nurse's Office.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:51:25 2014 No.12764618 >>12764613 I want to straighten her wool and polish her horns

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 10:55:17 2014 No.12764626

>>12764091
Start from the very beginning and push the man into getting a job and some social tier home. Then simply build up from that.
It would be an interresting sight to see a poor homeless kiki find love with some other homeless guy. Only after which they work together and improve their lives.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:01:37 2014 No.12764638

>>12763158
>>12763175

Self-destructive behaviour. It's pretty natural for everybody, actually. Some people have it more than others, so it's presence in everyday life varies from person to person. I have those all the time too, but being a guy that speaks his mind when he talks, it's one of the main reasons why I refrain from talking much unless people talk to me.

This leads me to believe that Monstergirls might not really want "damaged HBs".

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:04:36 2014 No.12764646 >>12764161 Hug the echidna teacher then go have lunch with the ryu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:04:56 2014 No.12764648 >>12764161 Which was the one who jumped over the fence and hasn't come back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:07:16 2014 No.12764655 File: 291 KB, 1264x1818, 1417582958548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12764638 >This leads me to believe that Monstergirls might not really want "damaged HBs". Welp, guess it's over for me then.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:13:20 2014 No.12764666

>>12764174
Tell her to go get you some rope, you just fought Silk so regardless of what she thinks you aren't taking any chances. And if she was innocent then she wouldn't have fought you she'd have told you what was going on.
>>12764638
If I understand it right there would be mgs and perhaps even entire species dedicated to fixing the HBs so they can claim them as their own.
And let's be frank here, your problem isn't really that bad, I mean fuck I have trouble forming emotional attachments to people, animals, or things. You? You have a brain to mouth filter problem.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:13:53 2014 No.12764669

>no Red Dead Redemption with MG lead trying to get her family back.

>never get to play as Jane Marston and hogtie rapist bandit MGs for fun

>never get to have intense wild west shootouts, no saving shotas from being run over by trains

>never reunite with your husbando and daughteru only to be betrayed by the government you worked for.

Right in the feels.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:16:33 2014 No.12764678

>>12764638
>It's pretty natural for everybody, actually
Depends on the behavior.

People have their vices but you can expect that shit like extreme gambling addictions or shut-in social phobia would qualify you as "damaged".

I could see a unicorn or sea bishop or something having a fetish for depressed HBs that they can "rescue". Many guys have rescue fetishes so it only makes sense that certain MGs would, too. Especially if the HBs are "pure virgin husbandos".

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:16:52 2014 No.12764679

>>12764655

Hey now, that's just like, my opinion, man. No need to be upset.

Who knows, one day you might just get yanked by a Monstergirl who'll take a liking to you and never let you go regardless of how "damaged" you are. Hell, she might just straight up tell you that she'll "fix" you herself through cuddles and healing, like >>12764666 said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:19:02 2014 No.12764683 I just want to get a promotion and have my new harpy boss fuck me sensless because she can now do that, marry me, AND write it off as a business expense. All the while my ellf coworker joins the vampire former boss in drinking herself into oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:19:40 2014 No.12764684 >>12764564 I think you're being a little paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:20:42 2014 No.12764689 >>12764678 >being a shut in means you're damaged Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:21:41 2014 No.12764692 >>12764334 >Remeber to pet your HB husbando. >All good HBs deserve petting.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:22:04 2014 No.12764694

>>12764666

>I have trouble forming emotional attachments to people, animals, or things

As in being indifferent when the time calls for you to show real attachment to something or someone when it's/they're about to leave your life forever? I feel like this too. I know it's wrong, but I don't know why it happens, it's just there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:22:24 2014 No.12764695 >>12764684 Look at fujoshit kun. Stop campaigning for monsterboys here, you aren't gonna convince anyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:22:39 2014 No.12764697 >>12764669 Oh, I almost forgot. >you will never get gangraped by a bunch of cougar monstergirls and ragequit while swearing loudly at the television

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:24:05 2014 No.12764705 >>12764695 Yeah, you're paranoid. I didn't say one word about monster boys or fujoshis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:24:24 2014 No.12764706 >>12764684 >SJWs shit up everything they touch >"Why are you worried about SJWs? You're just paranoid." Disdain of SJWs is completely and utterly justified.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:26:04 2014 No.12764714

>You will never sneak into a Dragon Woman's cave to steal some of her treasure.
>You'll never take the treasure chest as it's the largest thing in the cave
>You'll never make a hasty retreat, hearing the roar of the woman after you are miles away
>You'll never open the chest to see a bundled up Egg inside.
>It won't hatch into a Dragon girl baby who goes 'Daddy!' the moment it sees you
>You'll never try to get her off you as you're not her father
>You'll never be tracked down by the Dragon Woman who wants her child back.
>The baby will never hug you to keep you safe from her own mother
>You'll never be taken back to her cave and live 'happily ever after'

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:30:02 2014 No.12764726 >>12764684 >Paranoia >when fucking everywhere SJW's are invading and changing everything that hurt muh feelings You're dumb and blind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:32:55 2014 No.12764740 File: 300 KB, 320x240, 886f6eda.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12763379

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:34:59 2014 No.12764745 >>12763345 pastebin related http://pastebin.com/ZTY1HdtW

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:37:30 2014 No.12764754 Is it safe? Are there no shitstorms going on? Can i start posting the fortune tellers attempt to pull 3 lovers cards and imply cookanon shoud fuck her into ahego and bbeyond?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:38:12 2014 No.12764755 >>12764581 Ship of Theseus. If they change everything about it, it's not monster girls anymore. It'll be tumblr shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:38:49 2014 No.12764758 What would be the Monster Girl Equivalent of being a Weenie and having to go to Weenie Hut Jr.'s?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:40:14 2014 No.12764763 >>12764754 All is calm. Go for it anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:41:08 2014 No.12764766 >>12764754 There are aways shitstorms Post and destract us with glorious content

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:41:31 2014 No.12764768 >>12764714 >sneak into a dragon girl's cave >get caught >call her a dragon woman >she immediately starts sobbing "I'm not that OLD!" >escape alive and unraped >??? >profit

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:43:07 2014 No.12764772

>>12764763
Good For reference her's the stuff from the last thread
http://pastebin.com/zRUGPGX5
>>12764766
>glorious
more like bottom barrel amateur hour but whatever. And i've tried, it ended with you shitlords arguing over goddamned amazons again for 5 hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:44:09 2014 No.12764773 >>12764758 Being the arch enemy of a succuvirus who sounds like Jerry Lewis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:45:49 2014 No.12764783 >>12764772 >shitlords Tumblr pls. Also, there is literally nothing wrong with Amazons owning a husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:46:32 2014 No.12764788 >>12764755 These people don't know restraint, what makes you think that won't be exactly what will happen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:46:41 2014 No.12764791 >>12764714 >not wanting the daughter fighting the mother It's a scenario only dhampirs dream of

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:47:38 2014 No.12764795 >>12764783 I'm sorry but when you've had that same argument every single day for the last week i reserve the right to call you shitlords.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:47:50 2014 No.12764796 >>12764772 >shitlord Even if you're being ironic, fuck off. >>12764783 You as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:48:22 2014 No.12764798 >>12764783 I want an Amazon to gently but firmly put me in my place as the cuddlepump that I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:50:43 2014 No.12764804 >>12764396 The MGR translator has notoriously variable speeds. Sometimes it's done in a day, sometimes it's more than 2 weeks.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:51:04 2014 No.12764805
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>>12764795
Just use a different word, Shitlord is as tumblr as it gets. Next you'll use Pissbaby and say there's literally nothing wrong with SA.

>>12764796
Pls do not bully the Amazon, she only wants to tenderly love the husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:51:45 2014 No.12764807 >>12764798 Good man. >You only exist to be petted and kissed tenderly, got it? >You're just my love receptacle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:51:52 2014 No.12764809 >>12764805 Wut? i got shitlord from Two Best Friends Play.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:53:05 2014 No.12764813 >>12764805 Personally to me, living in a village as a househusband doesn't fit with my life plans. I want to travel the world as a famous chef, not some husband in a shitty village.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:54:20 2014 No.12764818
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>>12764809
>Watching e-celebs
>2014

Also I want to be a camwhore on twitch and get tons of lonely Monster Girls to donate money to me and a legion of Lizard Girls to defend my honor

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:54:53 2014 No.12764820 >>12764809 That's good but quite a few folks associate it with tumblr >>12764798 You are my brother of African descent

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:55:38 2014 No.12764822 >>12764805 Kill the amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:55:49 2014 No.12764823 >>12764807 >I'm gonna hug you whenever I want from now on. >Oh, did you say you wanted to go outside this weekend? Not happening. I moved the fridge to the bedroom and we're not leaving the blankets until Monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:56:07 2014 No.12764826 >>12764772 It's fine really, no one here is expecting high class literature. All you wrote till now is quite enjoyable. >>12764813 There was some poor other guy that had the same lifegoal, he's trapped in one of those villages now, the horror.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 11:57:28 2014 No.12764830

>>12764809
Likewise. I've never seen a SJW use the term shitlord before. Probably because I don't really look into it all that much, but it's been a word for years before this whole SJW debacle.
Heck, I think even Simon of the Yogscast used it, back when they weren't whatever they are now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:00:01 2014 No.12764836 >>12764830 >Heck, I think even Simon of the Yogscast used it At this point I don't even care if you're from Tumblr or not, now it's clear your 14 or under. Pls, is this an elaborate bait?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:00:18 2014 No.12764837

>>12764813
I like to think of settings without the whole village thing.

Like, maybe some amazonesses can leave the village and go looking for husbands but once you leave you're exiled forever.

So if you wanted to travel the world with an amazon you could. But I imagine she'd have reservations about sharing her husband's wonderful cooking with the rest of the world, she's a little possessive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:01:41 2014 No.12764844 >>12764823 Oh jeez. Aggressive cuddling is adorable.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:02:12 2014 No.12764848
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>>12764714
Except in this case you wouldn't be getting any dragon loving since you're clearly not her husband.

In fact, you'd basically be a Kikimora for her and forced to help raise her daughter like a some kind of surrogate father.

All the while the real father would basically be giving you the stink eye 100% of the time whenever he isn't banging his hot dragon waifu or working.

If anything that's a pretty shit fate and the best you're going to get is a kind "get out" after the daughter is old enough and leaves on her own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:05:40 2014 No.12764852 >>12764837 >exiled amazon travelling with her husbando >she uses him like a hugpillow every time she gets lonely, ie. every day >sad amazon with tear-filled eyes clinging to you while you drive the wagon to the next town Bueno.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:05:48 2014 No.12764853 >>12764836 This was years ago. I'm 19 now. Still young and stupid, but not quite enough to consider watching them now. Calm down, dude. I left that shit taste behind long ago.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:10:05 2014 No.12764863

>Josephine reluctantly leaves the room, but you can tell she didn't go very far. There is still the faint smell of her perfume in the air.
>When did she start wearing perfume?
>When did you start noticing?
>Either way you snap back to attention as the kitsune was speaking to you,"Ok I just need you to pick three cards and place them facedown on the table"
Ok, seems easy enough.
>You casually grab three cards from the middle and place them next to each other facedown on the table.
>"Ok now to flip these overs, and oh my what's this?" She seems surprised that alll 3 cards have come up The Lovers.
So, uh, what does that mean?
>She looks at you rather seductively and starts climbing over the table, "It means give the fox the dick, silly."
Oh Um I'm not entirely sure that's a good idea.
>You begin to back up until you feel your back up against the wall, but just when she's starting to climb onto you Josephine bursts into the room and yanks her off of you, "No bad girl, bad! No foxes on the anon."
>She sets the foxgirl down in her seat and places another, much smaller deck in front of her. "Let's try that again shall we?" She says with a smile and she calmly slithers out of the room once more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:14:34 2014 No.12764874 >>12764837 Can I just not get hitched at all? I'd like to focus on my dreams while I'm young.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:16:43 2014 No.12764880 >>12764874 Does your dream include having your dick buried up to the hilt in steaming hot pussy ready to get pregnant and give you daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:17:19 2014 No.12764883 >>12764874 No man has to get married in MGE, ever. If they're strong enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:18:37 2014 No.12764887 >>12764880 No, it involves me traveling the world learning different dishes and impressing nations with my food, then once I'm older I'll become a teacher.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:19:02 2014 No.12764889 You know what, we need stories of men who cut off their nuts to get away from this bullshit >>12764880 >inb4 alps Only happens if you're gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:19:13 2014 No.12764890 >>12764874 >Can I just not get hitched at all? You sure MG is the right fantasy for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:20:20 2014 No.12764896 >>12764887 Well I guess you're just shit out of luck, here's your complementary shirohebi waifu and replacement hips to get you started. Maybe she likes travelling? Fuck if I know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:20:44 2014 No.12764898 >>12764890 But I would rather just see the world and live my dreams out before I get married, that's all anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:21:26 2014 No.12764902 >>12764889 >sixty year old paladin traveling the countryside teaching young men the secret to remaining unmarried forever I'd read about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:23:46 2014 No.12764910 >>12764898 Ok. Then just find a MG when you're ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:24:37 2014 No.12764911 >>12764890 >there is only one way to play the game This is why fight always break out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:26:16 2014 No.12764914 >>12764889 And then demonic magic happens and their pair grows back. Good thinking anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:27:03 2014 No.12764918 >>12764911 I'm not saying there is. It just seems strange to me, since if you're sticking with one MG for so long you're essentially married anyway. Unless you're some kind of fucking slut who wants to hop around MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:27:31 2014 No.12764921 >>12764914 Speculation, there is no confirmation DE regrows limbs if humans are exposed to it. Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:28:39 2014 No.12764924 >>12764918 Not him, but I am. Travel the world, dick MGs, eventually settle down with a harem, that is the life.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:28:47 2014 No.12764926

>>12764863
>She rather dejectedly shuffles the deck and holds them out to you.
>You pull out 3 cards and set them up just like before.
>This time however as she flips them over she begins to speak, "Hmm the death card in your past no doubt refers to how you arrived at this temple and became their cook."
>She thne flips over the Strength card, "Now the strength card in your present no doubt refers to a need to patience in your life, or it could mean your girlfriend needs to calm the fuck down."
Sh-she's not my girlfriend.
>"Then she needs to back off and let somebody have you or she needs to claim you herself." She flips the final card over and is visibly surprised to see the Lovers come up again," Ok the Lovers being in your future no doubt refers to a change in a relationship you have with somebody, be it a friend becoming a lover or a lover growing cold and ending their relationship with you."
>She looks up and looks you dead in the eyes, "Now if you give me the same treatment you gave me the last time i was here I'll let you in on a little secret."
Ok I suppose that's fine.
>"You're a human, that means these cards here? Not set in stone, you can still change your fate to some degree. Think about that while considering the way the cards came out tonight. Now go and get your brush and that lovely singing voice, momma needs a good nights sleep."
>After brushing and singing her to sleep you reluctantly return to your room and spend some time meditating on the days events.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:32:05 2014 No.12764937 >>12764924 I disapprove, but if you want to give your chastity away like a free sample at a supermarket that's your decision I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:32:34 2014 No.12764940 >>12764921 Afcoarse you are correct. But honestly now, do you really not think those devious MG will have thought of ways to deal with shit like that? It could be as simple as a potion really.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:32:43 2014 No.12764941

>>12764393
>>12764402
While I have my own reasons to dislike the concept of them at large, these are some of the only consistent reasons I ever see. They're really sad and pointless, don't make for a good discussion.

>>12764564
While a bit extreme/tinfoil, I can understand this. Male monster 'fandom' already exists and it's fucking shit. Now granted most female monster erotica is probably similarly shit from a subjective viewpoint, especially if all people are able to get out of it is a dire need to self-insert, get waifu and imply it's somehow creatively unique, it's not really the point.

Personally the attraction with 'monster girls' is the wealth of creativity, passion and process that's been put into creating such a broad range of designs. That there are male centaurs or pigs in Monster Musume doesn't suddenly nullify and destroy any of that, and Crabman's been pretty focused on doing lots of different girls and researching how they would actually work based on real counterparts.

Creativity in the western monster fandom? Werewolf, werewolf, "shifter" or another world for werewolf type or excuse for "legal" bestiality, maybe tentacles cause Japan so crazy, brooding edgy faggot vampire, bigfoot, all male monster on all poor helpless women. That's it. I've honestly had someone say they're not creative enough to write "werebat". Of course not, because anything that isn't generic rapeblob male plus fur "monster" is some fourth wall shit.

Basically the point is celebrate your wealth of creative freedom and passion that the core concept has opened up and fuck the little things. Nothing's going to invade or kill that other than self-inflicted injury while the rest of the world happily continues doing its own shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:33:51 2014 No.12764946 >>12764889 >we need stories of men who cut off their nuts No, we really don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:34:17 2014 No.12764947 >>12764940 Only female virginity is a big deal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:44:44 2014 No.12764975 >>12764941 Except the Crab purposefully focuses MM where other males are a minority and no consequence and no competition. You want a real example, you should say 12 Beast. That's just a generic fantasy world if it wasn't for the giant robots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:45:15 2014 No.12764977 >>12764560 Curious about MGU? No, it's not bad. It's only bad if you're enamoured with it. And think that it's anywhere near what we've got here. They have some nice writefaggotry, like the himedere dragon mentioned last thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:47:33 2014 No.12764986 >>12764977 *not bad that you're curious, I mean.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:50:10 2014 No.12764993
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>>12764921
Go ahead anon, cut off your balls and see what happens.

If it isn't DE then you'll get to enjoy the hospitality of Dr. Lich a fate worse than undeath.

>>12764947
Hopefully everyone shares your attitude so I can get all the Unicorn pussy.

Then I guess the original one would turn into a Bi-Corn and I'd have a harem of Unicorns.

Or would they all eventually turn into Bi-Corns too?

>8 Bi-Corns each with 5 other MGs as their harem
>40 Monster girl waifus

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:52:06 2014 No.12765001 >>12764993 >actually wanting to fuck a horse

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:52:41 2014 No.12765002 >>12765001 >not wanting the horse pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:52:51 2014 No.12765003 >>12764993 You need to be stopped. You can't handle that much pussy anon, no man on earth can.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:54:55 2014 No.12765007

>>12764975
People don't really seem to care much about quantity as existing at all, and I don't really remember a grand point of their number or such being made at all, which was kind of the point, the fact that they exist doesn't somehow remove integrity and effort from the actual focus.

>generic fantasy world
This is still such a stupidly pointless phrase. Ironic, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:55:41 2014 No.12765009 >>12764848 I-is that new? Oh Crayon! We love you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 12:56:53 2014 No.12765012 >>12765009 It's new from about a month or two ago.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:03:04 2014 No.12765023

>>12765007
>This is still such a stupidly pointless phrase. Ironic, too.

Confirmed for not having read much fantasy ever. If you don't know the common threads from Tolkein to Forgotton Realms to Dragonlance and every other cheap sword and sorcerer series then you haven't been in the genre at all. Jesus Christ, it's the same old shit as Generic Action Thriller 459:Loose Cannon Cop on the Edge. Nothing new. Nothing substantive. Paint-by-the-numbers. You going 'nuh uh because I said so' just makes you sound like a dumb kid.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:05:29 2014 No.12765027

>>12765007
We've only seen 2 Monster Males in MM, neither of which have been a main point. One was Orcs, which were ugly, unlikeable and to be hated. The other was Centaurs, who were ugly, unlikeable, to be hated, and raped/NTRed Horse Pussy.

I can't think of anyone who liked them. Especially the Male Centaurs, people didn't really like them at all. Also

>Generic Fantasy is just a stupid pointless phrase

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:05:58 2014 No.12765029
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>>12765003
I'll get cloning / split potions or something.

1 Bi-Corn + Harem per weekday then the last 3 and their harems on Saturday / part of Sunday and then rest of the time off.

They'll have to draw straws too see who goes when or play games too see.

>Bi-Corn Poker Tournament
>One of the Bi-Corn's goes out of her way to collect a master Tanuki poker player for her Harem because she's terrible at cards

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:07:50 2014 No.12765035 >>12765029 I'm calling the cops, you're obviously insane.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:08:19 2014 No.12765036 >>12765027 And they were one-shots. Centaurs live back in centaur country and the orcs were shown at the beginning of one MON chapter. Probably 5 pages of content between all of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:10:09 2014 No.12765038 Is the anon who wanted the 2nd grade story of the salamander and hellhound still here? If so stick around for 30 minutes and I'll have a chunk posted

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:12:39 2014 No.12765047 >>12764937 Only female chastity is a big deal.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:15:31 2014 No.12765054

>>12765027
Yeah, Centaur one was because that's how horses are bred. Pig one acted as a vehicle for introducing MON squad and guess having girls being perverts that hold guys hostage wouldn't really work for the audience and move in on Rach or Suu's bit too early. 12Beast probably would be a better example in that sense, but same point, give or take.

Also misquoting as open-ended implications is bad for you.

>>12765023
Please point out where I said it was "incorrect" or "wrong". Please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:16:12 2014 No.12765055 >>12765002 No anon, you want horse pussy so you are automatically in the wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:16:49 2014 No.12765056 >>12764926 Thoughts,opinions, ways I can improve?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:20:32 2014 No.12765063 >>12764993 >>12765001 >>12765002 Bicorn is in fact best girl, along with Echidna. Since Bicorn is a cucquean, she'll get you a harem, and if you don't want the horse pussy, you can just run away with the harem. And she would come waterfalls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:22:06 2014 No.12765067 >>12765003 What if I was born on mars faggot?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:22:43 2014 No.12765068
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>>12765035
Bi-Corn poker championships aren't insane.

I mean they are insane but that's because every girl would leverage their entire harem into helping them win by cheating.

Invisible Cheshire cheating, Cyclops card counting cheating, Gazer cheating against everyone at the same time, Tanuki bribes, Jinko guard who prevents cheating, Blue Oni getting other Bi-Corn drunk, Holstaurus spiking the food / milk, Weresheep gifting sleepy sweaters to the competition, bribing daughteru's with allowance money to distract Bi-Corn "aunts", ect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:24:31 2014 No.12765075 >>12765067 I'll send a shuttle your way martian. >>12765068 Take several calming pills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:28:58 2014 No.12765086 File: 297 KB, 624x724, 1414884784796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765075 What? You don't want Wacky Races in Poker form? You must be the most boring person on earth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:30:41 2014 No.12765089 >>12765086 Only if Hell Hound snickers like Muttley while Deruella twiddles her hair like Dick Dastardly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:30:47 2014 No.12765090 >>12765086 Poker sucks, I'd rather play golf with a mini-golf putter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:34:59 2014 No.12765099 >>12764648 The Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:38:50 2014 No.12765104 uh oh, it's krampusnacht I'm scared

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:47:18 2014 No.12765120 Remember folks Your dick goes to the vampire not the elf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:49:19 2014 No.12765124 >>12765120 I'd rather fuck an elf than a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:50:02 2014 No.12765126 >>12765120 I'd rather fuck a Matango than either of them. One's haughty to an undesirable extreme and the other is oozing STDs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:50:32 2014 No.12765127 I just want to sexually tease a unicorn before going and losing my virginity to a drunk satyr right in front of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:52:58 2014 No.12765131 >>12765126 >I can't women who think they're better than me. >I'd rather someone who treats me like a cumpump. Oh Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:55:37 2014 No.12765136 >>12765090 >40 MGs and 8 Bi-Corns on a golf course That might be kind of difficult to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:55:38 2014 No.12765137 >>12764393 I'd rather self-insert as a Monsterboy. inb4 pls go and stay go. I'm just stating an opinion. Not going to defend it. Not gonna continue any line of discussion or argument. Not gonna respond to any posts. So just let this one fade away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:57:22 2014 No.12765140 >>12765137 No fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:57:59 2014 No.12765141 >>12765137 Fuck off and never come back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:59:09 2014 No.12765144 >>12765137 >I'm stating my opinion but not gonna defend it If you have no intention of debating or discussion, keep it to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 13:59:57 2014 No.12765145 How would you feel if a man that looked exactly like you, had your personality, and none of your faults were to steal away your friends, family, MG waifus, and gaming consoles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:00:14 2014 No.12765146 >>12765137 I wouldn't being a cute wolf shota but yeah, stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:01:01 2014 No.12765150 >>12765137 >guaranteed replies

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:01:23 2014 No.12765151

>>12764848
>The best you're going to get is a kind "get uot" after the daughter is old enough and leaves on her own.
I tried to put this in greentext format entirely, but I couldn't think of a cohesive narrative so instead I'll just out and say it.
And then after you get kicked out of the cavern, a short time later, your dragon "Daughteru" will appear in the sky, swoop down on you, and claim that she doesn't want to live without "Daddy", and that you're her greatest treasure. She'll then take you back to her newfound cave of her own. And then you live "Happily Ever After".

She never stops calling you daddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:01:36 2014 No.12765152 >>12764519 What do I look like, a cuck? Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:02:12 2014 No.12765154 >>12765145 i would choke him to death and take is place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:02:47 2014 No.12765155 >>12765152 Anon that's not what a cuck is. Why would you try to fuck your best friend anyway? Don't you respect that some monstergirls are more than just fuck fiends?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:03:55 2014 No.12765157 >>12765154 What if everyone hated you after that? Especially your cute little daughteru?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:04:54 2014 No.12765162

>>12764537
They have two on MGR actually.
One was a pet-project of it's admin, focusing mostly upon Gods and Deities many of whom were turned into futas.
It's been abandoned for a while now, though some decent artwork he commissioned did come out of it.

And then there's another by a user who made his own MG Setting back on MGU too, though the one on MGR is different, and somewhat popular. If I recall right, he's a contributor to CoC, which should tell you all you need to know about how far he goes in terms of fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:06:08 2014 No.12765164 >>12765157 They would only hate me if they found out. So I have to kill him in secret and hide his body, or just sell him into the cuddleslut business.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:06:21 2014 No.12765166 >>12764519 Would I be able to curb her gossip into information with which to acquire a monstergirlfriend of my own? Or is she like, completely and totally the only one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:06:58 2014 No.12765168 >>12765162 So horse dicks, furries, and Dragon eggs that will never hatch?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:07:24 2014 No.12765169

>>12764477
>Are the entire purpose of the site.
>It's in the goddamn NAME
Okay, so, you're talking about MGU, right? Since, we're on 4chan.

And since you're talking about MGU, I'm wondering why you think anything having to do with them should have any effect on us in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:08:04 2014 No.12765173 >>12765155 Is there such a thing as reverse bonnet tipper?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:08:27 2014 No.12765174 >>12765168 I wouldn't really know, haven't actually read it myself. I just see him begging for opinions a fair amount, and a few people talking about genuinely liking it. I know vore has come up recently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:08:29 2014 No.12765175 >>12765164 But they'd notice if someone were to kill him, since he's now an important part of their lives after phasing you out completely. You'll have to do harder than that to win back your friends and loved ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:09:07 2014 No.12765177 >>12765162 And it's settled, I will never again set foot in MGR.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:09:56 2014 No.12765179 >>12765174 >vore That fetish aside, It might not be as bad as we imagine it to be. Of course it could also be MUCH worse...

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:10:14 2014 No.12765183

>>12765166
If you listen to her closely and track the time of her menstrual cycle you'll slowly come to understand that behind her words lies a code.

Write this code down on papyrus parchment and burn it on the eve of the new year when the sun reaches the lowest point according to the southpole.

If all was done according to the plans provided; a monstergirl will appear at your door and ask you to marry her.

She will be forcibly tsundere and pretend that she doesn't want the dick until you rape her. After that she becomes yandere until you slap her, and finally she calms down into being deredere for the rest of your lives together.

Also cthulhu awakens and some shit happens.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:10:33 2014 No.12765185

>>12765145
I would kill myself.
None of my faults? Still my same personality? It's not like anybody would know the difference. Only reason I don't off myself is because of family and friends, and if they'd probably be happier with a more active, driven, successful version of myself around. So into the ground I go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:11:10 2014 No.12765186 >>12765175 You mean stop being a neurotic mess and become a productive and happy member of society? Let's be realistic here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:11:32 2014 No.12765188 >>12765145 I eat his heart and absorb his powers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:11:33 2014 No.12765190 >monsterboys >vore >futa >unbirth Why is /d/ here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:12:00 2014 No.12765192 >>12765177 At this point I just go there to talk to a couple people, and stay up-to-date on MGE Translations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:13:16 2014 No.12765196 >>12765185 You're just going to sit there as some douche takes your life away? >>12765186 You could try to win them back in an over-the-top manner and show them the person they liked was the flawed, imperfect, asshole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:14:28 2014 No.12765203 >>12765196 If they loved me they would have never abandoned me for a changeling in the first place.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:16:07 2014 No.12765209

>>12765196
>Some douche
Said it had my same personality, no faults. I'd rather my loved ones be happy, and they'd be happier if I weren't the pathetic, lazy failure that I am.

I wouldn't just sit there though, of course not. I'd be hanging there, and he'd dispose of my body. Or maybe jump off a tall building. Or get shot somehow. And whenever they bring my body over to be confirmed, only to find "Me" still alive, I'd just be dismissed as a doppelganger or some such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:16:40 2014 No.12765210 >>12765203 They might if they're getting tired of your shenanigans, or he's using magic to alter their memories of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:17:32 2014 No.12765211 Remember to give your monster girl daughteru a sister so she has someone to confide in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:18:05 2014 No.12765215 >>12765209 Man, you're hella depressing. I wouldn't wanna hang out with you anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:20:25 2014 No.12765226 >>12765211 >someone to confide in and compete against ftfy http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:21:03 2014 No.12765227

>>12765215
>Hella depressing
This is what happens when you spend your every quiet moment alone contemplating what a complete failure you are, noting all your faults, realizing how simple they would be to fix, and then knowing that you're all the worse because you're too much of a pathetic failure to actually do them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:21:12 2014 No.12765229 >>12765145 >and gaming consoles? What?! Now you're going too far! What's next; my lego collection?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:21:33 2014 No.12765231 >>12765211 I'll give her a daughter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:22:16 2014 No.12765236 >>12765210 If he's using magic to make them love him would they really mind if he's gone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:22:21 2014 No.12765237 >>12765227 You think you have it bad? I have it worse since I'm a Madao

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:23:41 2014 No.12765242 >>12765236 What if it still stays in effect when he's gone?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:23:59 2014 No.12765243
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>>12764993

>Dr. Lich

>Immma Doc Doc, Doctor Lich
>And when you're feeling sick
>Babe, I know a trick
>It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
>Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
>I'm your Doc, Doc, D-D-Doctor Lich
>And I'm gonna heal you to my favorite bitch
>So, undress, please, undress, but don't be a creeper
>I will touch you, I will fuck you, ddddeeper

>Come on, please help me, Doctor Lich
>I need your love, I feel so sick
>I need it quick and I'm so big
>Oh, doctor, please, take it, deep, deep, deeper
>Help me, Doctor Lich
>My fever's rising, I'm so thick
>I know you know a little trick
>Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
>Come on, help me, Doctor Lich
>Come on, doctor, help me quick
>Dddddeeper

>Come on, help me, Doctor Lich
>Come on, doctor, help me quick
>Dddddeeper

>I'm doc, doc, Doctor Lich
>Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous twitch
>So lay down, hey, lay down
>I will check what's wrong
>So, gather, thrill technical, it moves you along
>I'm your doc, doc, Doctor Lich

>I can make you feel good
>And you can make me cum
>And for sure, got a cure
>Cause you're sure a keeper
>I will touch you, I will fuck you, dddeeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMxMOJYhN4c

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:24:20 2014 No.12765244 >>12765237 Well, fair enough. I'm still pretty young, so I...probably, have enough time to turn around still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:25:00 2014 No.12765246 >>12765242 You don't think that other mages can't reverse that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:26:03 2014 No.12765248 >>12765246 Are you going to find one anytime soon? Unless you wait until another DnD nerd turns 30, you're probably screwed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:29:13 2014 No.12765250 >>12765248 Are you some kind of pleb that doesn't have a wizard pal,or research magic by himself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:29:53 2014 No.12765253 >>12765145 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYxC56BlIc8

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:34:12 2014 No.12765258

Which would you rather be?

A hero who saves the world, becomes a family man, and retires with his monster waifu and kids on an isolated island?
A man who protects his friends and loved ones despite being a general bastard, but is considered a hero in their eyes regardless of that?
An overly zealous and quickshot paladin who's raped endlessly by demons?
A Hellhound's chewtoy?
Or a Lich's student?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:34:55 2014 No.12765259 Hey guys, i came here looking for Kikimoras. Where are they? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:35:20 2014 No.12765260 >>12765258 Either the first, but retire to a nice countryside inn when all is said and done. Or the last.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:35:43 2014 No.12765261

>>12765145

If he has none of my faults, he'd have his own, right? As in something that differs him from me? In that case, wouldn't everybody instantly know that he's a fake from the start and not believe his lies?

If he has my exact personality, there's a chance we'd become bros for life. We'd have the same taste in vidya, music, porn and stuff. Studying for tests and shit would be easier as we'd be able to focus on different subjects at a time and teach each other and stuff.

And then after a while, we'd start plotting world domination

I'm gonna beat the shit out of him if he touches my MG waifu, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:36:13 2014 No.12765263 >>12765258 >An overly zealous and quickshot paladin who's raped endlessly by demons What kind of demons are we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:36:19 2014 No.12765264 >>12765259 Depends. The ones in America don't have a job due to nobody wanted a maid, so they became Madaos. The ones in Europe are doing okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:37:23 2014 No.12765267 >>12765263 Whichever you prefer. Succubi, Alps, Human Women.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:38:20 2014 No.12765268

>>12765227
>>12765237

Silly anons. But i'll let you in on a secret that can solve your problems.

The one thing that can solve your problems:

is yourself. Figure out where your faults are, and slowly but surely start working on improving those aspects. There's no rush, no pressure. Take your time and improve. Be it by getting new work, meditating to explore yourself or simply setting up a jogging session. Whatever works for you.

Good luck anons, have knowledge that atleast one person in the world wants you to succeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:38:43 2014 No.12765270 >>12765264 madaos?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:40:18 2014 No.12765274 >>12764519 Fuck off. If I want to stay in the friendzone I got an human slut to be my BFF.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:40:18 2014 No.12765275 >>12765270 Middle Aged Dumb Ass Oldies. It can also be used to refer to homeless and misfortune people with ruined lives.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:40:22 2014 No.12765276 >>12765270 Google.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:40:54 2014 No.12765277 >>12765264 >American's don't want maids You have no logic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:41:31 2014 No.12765278 >>12765261 I would wingman to help him find a new waifu. BrethrenAforWenches.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:41:45 2014 No.12765279 >>12765277 Remember the maid cafe in Detroit and LA?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:41:56 2014 No.12765280 >>12765277 This man is right. But most people call them housekeepers in murrica.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:42:49 2014 No.12765282 >>12765278 How about you become an Alp and be his new waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:43:20 2014 No.12765284 >>12765280 And also associate them with little old Spanish ladies who barely understand English and just hobble along cleaning stuff in their wake. Otherwise they think "French Maid", which is just a fetishistic fantasy and doesn't really exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:43:33 2014 No.12765285 >>12765259 They're dead, all of them. It was me I killed them all now what are you going to do about it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:43:41 2014 No.12765286 >>12765279 >Detroit >La >Being anything other than a shithole I'm sure if given the chance most American's would remove those cities from the country.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:43:54 2014 No.12765287 >>12765282 How about we make you the alp?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:44:57 2014 No.12765294 >>12765286 They are shitholes, as well as New York and San Fransisco.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:45:08 2014 No.12765296 >>12765285 I'm gonna kick you in the dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:47:13 2014 No.12765302 >>12765284 I prefer the English style maid to be honest. You know, the ones with the long shirt that reaches their shins/ankles?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:47:15 2014 No.12765303

>>12765278

Imagine having a "clone" of yourself that's not really exactly just like you in every single aspect? You share most of your personality traits and think alike for most things, kinda like brothers, but you'd have some kind of mental synchrony with him, where every plan/idea/joke/insult one comes up with is perfected by the other, making it better. Imagine all the jolly cooperation you'd have together. It'd be damn fun.

No Alp shit involved though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:47:20 2014 No.12765305 >>12765284 idk french maid describes kikimoras pretty well

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:48:09 2014 No.12765308 >>12765294 What is it with most cities over three million being scum?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:48:18 2014 No.12765309 >>12762779 Please no, we don't need a "lel, smug trio".

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:48:34 2014 No.12765310 I want to have my kikimora get pissed off over my teasing and then leave for 3 days only to come back and find the house in perfect condition as if she had never left while I'm in the middle of washing dishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:48:46 2014 No.12765311 >>12765303 Besides, if you two did eachother, Alp or no Alp, one of you would be erased from existence. Nine times out of ten, the evil clone is the one left behind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:49:38 2014 No.12765313 >>12765285 Gather a lynchparty and beat you to death with brooms. Then ask a lich to preserve the bodies while going on a quest to find a an artifact or potion to save/revive the kiki's. I shall call the adventure: "Kiki Quest: road to a clean life."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:50:30 2014 No.12765317 File: 316 KB, 600x1101, 1409340048442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12762983

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:50:51 2014 No.12765318

>>12765284
That maid fetish is bullshit, nowadays when you talk about maids people start thinking about those slutty-tier outfits you occasionally see here and there in porn.

True maid fetish are the ones who go for the prim-tier maid outfit and the serviceable girl, what happened to those good old days?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:50:57 2014 No.12765320

>>12765308
Popular places attract scum and shit.
I imagine there are cities in the MG worlds that are similar to places like New York or Detroit.

>>12765310
If she gets pissed the most she'll do is stop knitting at night and making scary noises as you try to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:54:03 2014 No.12765327 Would you rather get a job at a bakery run by Lamias, a dessert shop run by Dragons, or a delivery company run by Kikimora named "Kiki's Delivery Service"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:55:23 2014 No.12765331 >>12765327 >"Kiki's Delivery Service" You mother fucker you know I have to go with that one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:56:25 2014 No.12765332 >>12765331 I bet you're now imagining Kikimory riding around on brooms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:56:34 2014 No.12765333 >>12765258 >No option to be a villain with your evil monstergirl waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:56:43 2014 No.12765334 >>12765327 Come on you shithead. Kiki's is the only right choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:56:47 2014 No.12765335 >>12765327 >Bakery >Lamias That was an easy choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:56:50 2014 No.12765336 >>12765327 >Kiki's Delivery Service Well, of course I need to go with that. >>12765332 I am now

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:57:22 2014 No.12765337

>>12765327

Give me the Kiki. She's the only one serious enough to get shit done.

The lamias would nap by the ovens and go broke. The dragons would screw around and have whip cream fights, only hanging on because of their family hoards and leaking money like a sieve.

I bet a lot of you would pick the dragons though, just for the short term shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:57:42 2014 No.12765338 >>12765327 Bakery easily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:58:02 2014 No.12765339 >>12765327 I'd rather be a grill cook or whatever the fuck you'd call my real job in a family diner run by a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:58:38 2014 No.12765340 >>12765337 You're wrong, Kikis all the way for me.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:58:55 2014 No.12765341

>>12765333
Are you prepared to carry the weight of your evil deeds along with your waifu? Or are you going to be the "Evil, but not THAT evil route were you eventually do a heartwarming and moving thing that makes people forget about everything you've done in the past" evil?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 14:59:05 2014 No.12765342

>>12765327
The dragons' dessert shop. They would appreciate a cute HB who could handle things with precision, considering those claws of theirs.
>>12765337
>I bet a lot of you would pick the dragons though, just for the short term shenanigans.
guilty...

This is such a great chance for Cookanon to appear. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:00:22 2014 No.12765343 >>12765336 Now imagine a young Kiki pretending to ride her broom around the house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:02:39 2014 No.12765346 >>12765342 well, Kiki's business was out of a bakery so you can do Lamia bakery in the background, with Kiki' service at the forefront >>12765343 HNNNNGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:02:41 2014 No.12765347 >>12765343 Dammit anon, i'm imagining a happy kiki running through the house riding her broom finding a new room to clean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:05:07 2014 No.12765355 >>12765346 >>12765347 Now imagine her slipping on something and simultaneously breaking her father's WiiU and knocking over his strawberry milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:05:35 2014 No.12765357 >>12765341 You mean like an antihero? No. I want to be evil. In my fantasy she's the one that corrupted me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:07:16 2014 No.12765364 >>12765355 that's so cute, especially when she's cleaning it up while apologizing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:07:52 2014 No.12765367 >>12765355 >WiiU >Strawberry milk Its fine he has shit taste anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:08:02 2014 No.12765369 >>12765357 If you wish to be evil then you have to do acts that you and others consider evil. If you do it because you think what you're doing is good or what deity X wants then you'd just be Psychotic and not evil.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:08:11 2014 No.12765370 >>12765355 It's beautiful. I'll forgive her, solely because it's so incredibly cute. She did manage to break the TV though, it fell down alongside the Wiiu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:09:41 2014 No.12765378 >>12765370 >>12765364 Now imagine blood oozing out of the father's eyes, nose, and mouth as he falls over on the ground upon seeing what happened and the Kiki freaking out over it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:10:50 2014 No.12765381 >No ones picking the Dragon Dessert Shoppe That sounds like fun to be some Wealthy CC Dragon's little Bishie Assistant who writes down orders, manages the phone and counter >>12765367 >Wii U >Shit Still no games for the PS4 :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:12:46 2014 No.12765387 >>12765381 my nigga, that's what I was thinking!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:14:36 2014 No.12765394 >>12765387 What were you thinking? The lack of good games for the WiiU and general lack of games for the PS4, or the Dragon bakery and people not wanting to lick off frosting from their lips?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:14:56 2014 No.12765396 >>12765378 what is wrong with you, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:15:10 2014 No.12765398 >>12765378 I don't like you. Thankfully it turned into fourth wall breaking as the father, who looks an awfull lot like me just slaps the "camera/screen" and shakes his head. Now if only I could draw a young kiki riding a broom through the house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:15:12 2014 No.12765399 >>12765381 >implying any of the new generation consoles are any good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:16:18 2014 No.12765403 >>12765310 Anon that's terrible. Imagine how heartbroken she'll be when she finds out that you don't need her? A kikimora's whole point of existing is to clean their master's home, if she doesn't do that then there's no point for her to even breath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:17:45 2014 No.12765406 >>12765394 whoops, the dragons were what I would be kissing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:18:59 2014 No.12765409 >>12765396 Lots of things, anon. >>12765398 Maybe if you were Loen you could. Now picture the Kiki running around the house on her broo, and walking in on her mother doing the same thing in her room?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:21:30 2014 No.12765414 >>12765399 So glad that computer games are getting more common releases now than the dry spell we had in the mid 00's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:23:27 2014 No.12765419 One day you're sleeping in and hear something knocking your door. After a few minutes of trying to ignore it, you get up and see what is is. You open the door and find 15 Kikimory standing there. What do you do?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:25:58 2014 No.12765424

>>12765419
Tell them to get out of my driveway and back to the Home Depot parking lot where they belong.

If they keep making a fuss, then they're only making trouble for themselves when Kiki wife gets her twelve gauge and tells them that she'll brook no harem in her home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:26:51 2014 No.12765426 >>12765419 Take the prettiest 3. There's not that much room where I live, as long as I can get a redheaded one with freckles I'm good to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:27:09 2014 No.12765427 >>12765419 Tell them that the Kikimora party is next door

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:28:13 2014 No.12765428 >>12765419 Ask them what the fuck are they doing here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:28:25 2014 No.12765429 >>12765419 >One for every month of the year, and then some. It's truly a glorious day. ...but I'd ask what they'd want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:28:40 2014 No.12765430 >>12765426 >redhead >freckles We meet again, ginger lover. Last time I saw you my first story barely had 200 views.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:31:15 2014 No.12765439 >>12765409 It's a beautiful sight anon. Albeit silly. Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:31:45 2014 No.12765441 >>12765419 Invite them in for tea and crumpets, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:34:59 2014 No.12765446 >>12765430 redheads are olev. If you can make a monstergirl ginger, they go up a few notches if i didn't like them before.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:35:14 2014 No.12765447

>>12765439
Now the question is: Is she doing it for sexual reasons or to relive her own childhood?

>>12765428
>"You've won a contest!"
>"I-it's not like we WANT to be here!"
>"Chinga tu madre."
>"Ara, I hope we can be of service to you, Master~"
>"Where's that Wurm that was with us? Did she wander off again?"
>"..."
>"Do you have an SNES?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:38:02 2014 No.12765450 >>12765302 Best kind of maid. Would dive under the skirt of in a flash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:38:15 2014 No.12765452 >>12765243 Glorious

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:38:24 2014 No.12765453 >>12765447 >"Chinga tu madre." "Tu fuera"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:40:37 2014 No.12765457 >>12765450 I know right? That elegant dress is much more desirable than the slutty French one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:41:11 2014 No.12765459 >>12765243 Now we need a gif of a dancing Lich to go with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:41:59 2014 No.12765460 >>12765459 Like that would happen. Remember Grapesnake boogie? It would end up like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:42:56 2014 No.12765463 >>12765457 >dat Air Hike CG set where a bespectacled maid get's tentacled under her long skirt and cum drips out from under Getting a semi here already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:43:54 2014 No.12765464 >>12765460 Is a dancing, pouting, chibi Lich swinging her hips really too much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:44:04 2014 No.12765465 >>12765453 Be careful, once her sister are done napping and mixing the same four ingredients together and giving it 27 different names, they'll shoot up your house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:44:17 2014 No.12765466 >>12765460 Could wind up like dancing Charon instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:44:19 2014 No.12765467 >>12765447 Not everything has to be lewd anon, it's allowed to have fun in a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:46:00 2014 No.12765472 >>12765467 I like you. People normally go for lewd, but you go for adorable and fun. You can come over and be forced into a shotgun wedding with my Kiki daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:46:34 2014 No.12765473 File: 291 KB, 400x567, 1399317698783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765466 Yeah, this'll have to do for now. Charon looks like a Lich anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:49:09 2014 No.12765476 >>12765472 Only if she likes me and enjoys having fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:50:34 2014 No.12765478 >>12765476 No dice. >>12765463 I'm going to need a link to what you're talking about here. For scientific reasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:51:02 2014 No.12765480 >>12765473 Except Charon is way cuter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:57:38 2014 No.12765486 >>12765478 http://exhentai.org/s/c11c3aba9f/278702-75 Holy shit there's a new Orc ni maketa kuni out, time to fap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 15:58:27 2014 No.12765488 >>12765486 Disgusting.

>>	Grub Fri Dec 5 15:58:56 2014 No.12765489 File: 358 KB, 446x601, Kraken_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Updated Chapter 4 for those of you that follow the adventures of a vampire's butler. ...or just like Krakens http://pastebin.com/8ZEHEkj2

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:00:04 2014 No.12765492 >>12765478 The fun or the likable part? If it's the latter you are a terrible father for even proposing such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:00:46 2014 No.12765493 >>12765489 Awesome

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:01:31 2014 No.12765494 >>12765492 As in you don't have a choice. She needs a good man before some wigger gets to her and ruins her life.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:01:43 2014 No.12765495

>Meanwhile, at the Butler Café...

>You're cleaning up a slime trail that some Slug Girl left in here earlier.
>The stuff gets everywhere, and is a right pain to mop up.
>But mop you do, back and forth, over and over, trying to get every last goop patch.
>As your mopping takes you around the dining area, you come across a face you don't recognize.
>To your surprise, a Kikimora is here.
>They look very different out of their usual maid attire.
>She smiles warmly at you.
>It's a pleasant change to meet a customer who doesn't try and grope you the moment they see you.
"Hello there Miss, I hope you're enjoying your visit today, is there anything I can get for you?"
"I'm having a lovely time, thank you, but could I just ask one small favour? If it's not too much trouble that is"
>She points to a stain on the table.
"Could you clean that up for me?"
>Normally, this is when you begin panicking at what ulterior and lewd motives she has in store for you.
>But she seems honest enough, and what's the worst a KikiMora can do?
"Certainly Miss, I'll have that sorted right away."
>You grab a cloth and spray bottle from your cleaning trolley and set to work.
>A quick splash and a wipe and it should be gone.
>Unfortunately, after several attempts, the mess remains.
"...Harder..." You hear her whisper.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:02:46 2014 No.12765497

>>12765495
"Excuse me?"
>She quickly smiles, "You need to scrub it harder, Dearie, you'll never get rid of it otherwise"
>You do as you're told, and begin scrubbing the stain harder.
>But try as you may, it stubbornly remains.
>You pick up the pace, no dirt is going to get the best of you.
"...yeah that's it, faster...keep going...scrub it!" She whispers again, now a little louder.
>It's a little off putting, but you keep going.
>What on earth is this stuff? It really won't come off.
>You scrub with all your might, determined to get rid of it.
>You hear her start breathing more heavily.
"...keep going...don't stop scrubbing..."
>It's at this point you notice that only one of her hands is visible.
>You're incredibly creeped out, but you fear a much worse fate if you stop now.
>Obeying her command, you continue scrubbing as instructed.
>Scrubbing side to side, scrubbing in circles, scrubbing up and down.
>The whole time, she's egging you on and panting hard.
>Finally, you see the mess start to disappear.
>She's practically hyperventilating now, and a little drool trickles down her chin.
>With one final scrub, the last of the stain is removed, and the table is spotless.
>She gasps loudly, then shudders in her set and let's out a long sigh.
>She sits there for a few moments, regaining her breath.
>Then, as casual as can be, she wipes her hands on a napkin, brushes herself down and stands up.
"Thank you very much, Dearie"
>She places a few notes on the table, gives you a bow, and leaves without another word.
>You take a look at her now empty seat.
>Great, now you've got another mess to clean up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:04:09 2014 No.12765498 >>12765419 Make damn sure there is NOT a Wurm maid in the group.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:04:40 2014 No.12765499

Who would your waifu be husbandoing in the HB threads on mgc 4chan equivalent?

I imagine a shirohebi would spend her time fantasizing about a man with a strong sense of loyalty and family values

Kikimora imagining how amazing it would be to take in a poor disheveled man and transform him into a proper suited up and powerful individual

Jinkos and Oni posting all sorts of brawlers and athletes and talking about how much fun it would be to spar with them.

Amazons, wights, kejouros and other womanly cakes posting shotas and imagining how much fun it would be to raise up the perfect husband.

manticores would just talk about their latest rape victim and post blurry photos of themselves licking the tears off their faces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:06:41 2014 No.12765503 >>12765494 Fair enough anon. Plenty of cleaning and fun to be had at my own place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:07:08 2014 No.12765504 >>12765498 But that's the best part

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:08:06 2014 No.12765506 >>12765497 >>12765495 Could be worse. I never imagined that cleaning for kiki's could go as far as to having it as an actual fetish though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:08:08 2014 No.12765507 >>12765497 Lewd Kikomoras are the best kikimoras

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:11:06 2014 No.12765511 >>12765497 >>12765495 That was pretty erotic. Lewd Kiki's are best Kiki's

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:11:52 2014 No.12765513 >>12765499 >actual HB here. don't hit on me you silly girls~ >"post dick of gtfo"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:13:39 2014 No.12765517 >>12765499 >Who would your waifu be husbandoing ...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:15:24 2014 No.12765520 >>12765513 >Holstshit! There are no boys on the internet!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:15:33 2014 No.12765521 >>12765506 >"Oh yes, scrub harder, HARDER DAMNIT HARDER. OH OH OH YEEEEESSSSS!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:17:35 2014 No.12765525 >>12765521 >"He's brought out the extra strong cleaner now! Oh fuck yes" >"Squirt that shit everywhere! RUB IT IN! Clean it till it sparkles!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:18:26 2014 No.12765529 >>12765499 >Tfw no awkward nerd hb to do awkward nerd shit with. Why live anymore?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:19:11 2014 No.12765531

>>12765506
Well look at it this way. A kiki spends most of her day cleaning up and being subservient to her master as if expected of her.

All those long hours spent bent over tables trying to reach that one spot or slowly and wistfully sweeping away at the floor, don't you think they'd eventually grow a little resentful of it when an unappreciative master comes home and doesn't even take the time to properly rape the maid? At the very least they'd be curious.

A domineering kikimora's ultimate fantasy would be to rest in a master bedroom all day watching tv while her husband cooks and cleans for her in a butler outfit before choosing to have her way with him at night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:20:24 2014 No.12765535 >>12765525 >"Oh, My...Goddess...He is working so hard he is sweating....Harder HARDER!! Faster!" My captcha = rtyout neatness

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:20:47 2014 No.12765537 >>12765497 Pastebin updated, link here :- >>12761843 A little short, will try and write something more substantial next time.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:21:38 2014 No.12765539

We need more classic stories redone with Monster Girls in mind
>Story of the Lioness Jinko with a thorn in her paw
>Adventurer pulls it out
>She fucks him
>Goose Girl that lays Golden Eggs is trapped by Giant Girl who wants to make jewelery of her babies
>Is saved by idiot Farmer who sold his cow girl for Beanstalk Alrune seeds

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:21:57 2014 No.12765540 >>12765531 Kikimoras are cute and all, but I don't think I could bring myself to rape the poor thing. Makes me feel like a horrible bastard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:22:33 2014 No.12765543 >>12765535 >"Oh FUK, RAPE ME NOW! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! FILL MY HOLES AND MAKE ME FILTHY AND THEN CLEAN ME!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:24:27 2014 No.12765547 >>12765539 >Folktale Wurms They were pretty great, fuck the haters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:25:12 2014 No.12765548 >>12765540 The least you could do is tease her. Maybe touch her nethers while she's bent over cleaning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:26:56 2014 No.12765553 >>12765531 >raping the maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:27:53 2014 No.12765555 >>12765548 Nah I couldn't. I'd feel like some rapist piece of shit for doing that, which is a shame because of my maid fetish. I guess I'll set her up with a master that would be better than me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:28:08 2014 No.12765556 >>12765540 You don't need to rape her. you can just flirt with her at first, touching, brushing.then come head pats and then hugs, before long you can have nice sensual sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:28:54 2014 No.12765558 >>12765553 >not raping the maids

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:29:01 2014 No.12765559 >>12765548 I'd jack off onto the floor in front of her and tell her to lick it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:29:12 2014 No.12765560 >>12765540 Kikimora would love a gentle master who takes very good care of them..

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:30:27 2014 No.12765561 >>12765555 But she wants it so bad. Why do you think your boxers go missing everything she does the wash?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:30:32 2014 No.12765562 >>12765403 She'll learn that I keep her around because i like her and enjoy her company, not because i need her to clean the house.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:31:09 2014 No.12765563

Don't worry about it anon, all Kikis essentially want to be raped by the man they love.

Rather, it isn't even rape in their minds when their husband picks them up forcefully while they're doing the laundry and then pushes them down onto the recently scrubbed table before tearing off their stocking and ripping their clothes with such force that the buttons shoot off in every direction.

Sure they'd scream in a feminine voice and try to hide their shame by holding their naked breasts with their hands as if trying to hide them, but in reality she's just getting wet imagining how much stronger her master is than her and how helpless she is before him.

Even as you ram into them from behind and they scream about how inappropriate this is and how they can never get married now that you've taken their purity, all the while her face is painted in red with a giant grin on her face with every thrust causing her to spasm more and more and bringing her closer to the edge.

When you're done she'll fall into your lap like a ragdoll desperately trying to catch her breath and gently take your hand before placing it on her cheek as a show of appreciation. Then she'd get up and quickly set about cleaning the place up to get rid of any evidence of the crime committed.

All kikimoras are rape fetishists and perverts for their masters. The only difference between them and any other moe monstergirl is that they try their hardest to make the rape happen by acting like a proper lady of high society.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:31:18 2014 No.12765564 >>12765558 Illya please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:32:21 2014 No.12765567 >>12765556 Now that's ok.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:32:55 2014 No.12765569 >>12765563 Bollocks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:33:59 2014 No.12765576 >>12765531 That makes sense, but i'll stick to tenderly loving her as a reward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:36:41 2014 No.12765580 >>12765535 >>12765525 >>12765521 I can imagine seeing those really cheap romance smut books dedicated to kiki cleaning fetishes in your average MG store.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:38:50 2014 No.12765583

The mental image of a kikimora blushing in a library while holding a book titled "The master and the maid" with her legs tightly held closed and her breath slowly going higher and higher is both adorable and erotic as fuck.

Even more so if you imagine passerbys looking at her as if she were mentally ill.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:42:12 2014 No.12765588

>>12765576
You obviously need to tease her, one grope here and there while she's cleaning, maybe some lewd words whispered at her ear, after that you disengage totally and leave her blue balled.

Then when night comes and she's asleep you sneak into her bed and have the most tender and lovely sex on existence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:42:19 2014 No.12765589 File: 1.88 MB, 340x240, roman reigns.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765243

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:45:22 2014 No.12765592 >>12765120 I'd rather have the elf honestly, I don't want to be food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:48:46 2014 No.12765595 File: 733 KB, 1792x2652, you bastard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765145 >>12765229 Greetings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:50:51 2014 No.12765602 >>12765285 Make more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:51:54 2014 No.12765606 >>12765318 They got boring.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:53:26 2014 No.12765609 >>12765563 I couldn't do it, she deserves a better master than me. I guess I'm just not cut out for Kikimoras

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:54:48 2014 No.12765611 >>12765327 Always bet on Kiki. >>12765553 >not raping the maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:57:37 2014 No.12765617 >>12765580 The Kiki's secret. What the maid did. That special spot. Cleaning together. Masters love. Masters Special toy. Reward time. I could go on and on with these titles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 16:58:22 2014 No.12765620 >>12765609 D-don't worry master. You can try later. >DAMMIT! Why aren't you ravaging me yet? >Where's that damn table? I need to blow off some steam.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:00:06 2014 No.12765627 File: 9 KB, 139x160, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765497 O-Oh my!

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:00:14 2014 No.12765628

>>12765609
Don't worry anon. Even though all kikis want to be raped I'm sure there's one who will settle for simply being tenderly cared for and maybe felt up inappropriately every once in a while.

Truthfully the best kind of kiki I can imagine are the ones who will ask you for a tender headpat when they finish a difficult chore, or a kiss when they have to go shopping. Maybe you'll wake up early in the morning to the sound of her singing voice making up bogus songs about loving her master and making up lyrics as she goes along.

Then when you wake up in the middle of the night she's masturbating at the foot of the bed with her head on your crotch and her fingers desperately pumping while she tries to hold back her moans of insatiable lust. Or instead you find her with your underwear over her head and a spare in her hands as she tries to forcefully stain your clothes with her scent so that nobody else will ever try hitting on you.

Secret yanderes are like yanderes but with twice as much love.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:01:02 2014 No.12765629

>>12765609
A kikimora loves to be a servant, she will enjoy whatever sexual treatment you give her.
I will bet she loves vanilla sex with some occasional 'naughty' stuff to make her feel 'dirty'
Don't give up on Kikimora, there is a kind gentle loving one out there for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:01:30 2014 No.12765631 >>12765617 The Dusty Chamber Pot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:01:45 2014 No.12765632 >>12765620 >>DAMMIT! Why aren't you ravaging me yet? What if I invited her into my bed and use her like a daki all night?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:01:52 2014 No.12765633 >>12765620 I'd be the world's worst master, may a Kikimora never be so unlucky as to end up with me. I'd bet after meeting me, they'd rather be a fat faceless old man's maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:02:58 2014 No.12765636 >>12765525 >A pint of elbow grease is added

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:04:57 2014 No.12765640 >>12765636 Kiki grease!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:05:20 2014 No.12765641 >>12765561 But I thought it was the washing machine that stole those. Like the way it steals my socks. That damn thief.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:07:50 2014 No.12765643 >>12765641 She would give them back if you gave her something in return. Like your dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:09:30 2014 No.12765644 >>12765632 Y-yes master, that would be fine. >come on you little bitch, do something already! Don't make me have to use the broom again

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:11:23 2014 No.12765648 File: 455 KB, 477x440, 1387875614522.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] time to rape the maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:11:45 2014 No.12765649 >>12765643 But my dick is important. I piss from there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:12:52 2014 No.12765652 >>12765648 fucked up but strangely hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:14:40 2014 No.12765653 >>12765588 You, I like you.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:15:27 2014 No.12765655

These threads have really made me want to tease a Kikimora. If I had one, I would notice one day that my boxers would keep going missing. I would go to my maid's room and find the door open. Peering in I would see her holding my boxers to her nose as her other hand massages her aching sex. That's when I would sneak up behind her and grab her hand, whispering in her ear what a shameful maid she is. I would get her off myself, all while telling her that she's a filthy pervert that wants her master to defile her. After she finishes I would leave without dicking her

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:15:31 2014 No.12765656 >>12765648 >fingers interlocking prone sex YES I'd do this to my Kiki so hard she'd moan out loud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:16:21 2014 No.12765659 >>12765620 >She then lets out her frustration on the table by kicking it >"THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS GODDAMAN TABLE!" >"This...oh...This table. This table..." >"Ahn, This table....Oh GOD, this table!" >A mess is made.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:17:38 2014 No.12765661 File: 122 KB, 600x434, family_gathering_colored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12764530 Found it, better late than never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:18:40 2014 No.12765664 File: 176 KB, 900x636, rock_bard_axe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765661 And here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:21:48 2014 No.12765670 >>12765644 >Oh! I can feel his breath on my ear! He's going to nibble it as foreplay! >Aww, he just nuzzled my nape again... >Oh! He's moving his arms! He's going to start groping me! >Aww, he just turned me around...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:23:06 2014 No.12765674 >>12765661 >>12765664 That guy will literally fuck anything, i can respect that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:23:09 2014 No.12765675 Jesus. These threads are just /kikimora general/ now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:23:24 2014 No.12765677 >>12765595 I know this is fake, but it still get's me 10/10 mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:23:43 2014 No.12765678 >>12765675 Do you have a problem with that anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:24:14 2014 No.12765679 >>12765675 No one stopping you from sparking up a conversation. Unless it's amazons, to hell with them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:26:28 2014 No.12765682 >>12765675 Kikimory are the best for cuddleslutting. I wish to cuddle that heavy, stiff fabric draping their slender bodies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:27:42 2014 No.12765685 >>12765679 Way to make anon's waifu feel like she's not welcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:28:32 2014 No.12765687 >>12765675 I know right? We should have more shirohebis dressed as maids to compete.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:29:05 2014 No.12765688 >>12765687 I agree.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:29:07 2014 No.12765689
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>>12765677
>fake

Shit like that is common as fuck. Had this buddy in college, fun guy to be around. Got himself a tumblr feminist bitch, we warned him, but he loved her, and we being friends meant we had to love her too. Saw her eating some guy's face at the uni's parking lot and jacking him off in, I assume his car. She never saw me, I contemplated telling him, but that would have ruined the friendship, probably. They're still together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:30:55 2014 No.12765693 >>12765685 Such is the way of /mgg/ we're nitpicky and elitist as fuck, I blame the /a/ in us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:31:50 2014 No.12765695 File: 482 KB, 900x1400, 1416178512043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765687 What about an Oni maid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:32:24 2014 No.12765698 Would you eat out the pussy of your monster girl waifu? Even if she's a slime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:32:44 2014 No.12765699 File: 189 KB, 636x900, chickentaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765674 Seduction is in the job description of all bards. It also helps that whatever their sperm touches becomes it inseminates. Like King Midas, but with more sex.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:34:19 2014 No.12765703

>>12765689

It's fake because I refuse to believe it's true.

I'm in the army so I know shit like this happens. Even on a 4 week course, there were 5 people that had their SO's cheat on them. On a fucking 4 week course. These fuckers couldn't fucking stay loyal while their military SO was away for 4 fucking weeks; how the fuck are they supposed to stay loyal for a several month deployment?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:34:59 2014 No.12765704 >>12765695 Enjoy that feather duster handle up your peehole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:35:07 2014 No.12765705 File: 217 KB, 610x898, d731bdb272683141250178926c3dffe1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765695 All maidos are a miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:35:14 2014 No.12765707 >>12765689 You're a bad friend. You fucking tell him, even if he feels pain now he'll thank you later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:35:53 2014 No.12765709 >>12765698 >Oomukade I wonder if it would work like an alcohol tampon and get her totally smashed, my saliva in her pussy I mean. And yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:36:02 2014 No.12765710 Name a more loving daughteru than a puppy daughteru. >Literally running around you in joy when you come home >Cries when you leave >Just wants love, pets and the occasional walk or play time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:36:40 2014 No.12765712 >>12765698 Yes I would. Both of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:36:54 2014 No.12765714 >>12765689 Telling him the truth and being there for him afterwards is what friends do, Anon. Even if he doesn't want anything to do with you afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:37:08 2014 No.12765716 >>12765699 Why do you keep posting western shit on a weeaboo board? I realize you're probably from /co/ or /tg/, but if it's not chink, it's not /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:37:21 2014 No.12765718 >>12765710 Dumb as a brick would not breed with a dog girl to produce. A lamia daughteru would coil around your arm for warmth and rest her head on her shoulder while telling you about her day in kindergarten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:37:44 2014 No.12765719 >>12765678 Maid fetishes are shit. Plus I feel like I keep reading the same kikimora conversation every thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:38:25 2014 No.12765720 >>12765716 I agree with you, now get ready to be disagreed with by everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:38:31 2014 No.12765721 >>12765710 >Gets run over by a drunk driver >Nothing is done because dog girls are lower than humans

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:38:57 2014 No.12765723 >>12765703 And that's why we're here. >>12765707 Been too long, should I just come out of the blue and tell him, "your girlfriend cheated on you". We warned him, he was too taken with the tits and red hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:39:05 2014 No.12765724 >>12765583 Bonus points if her master/hb she likes happens to pass by.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:39:27 2014 No.12765726 >>12765698 You gotta go down on her, like you're deep sea divin'. Pretend you're in a cave made of Jell-O, and the only way to escape is to eat your way out. And word of the wise: Don't do it after you've eaten a jalapeno, you'll kill her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:39:35 2014 No.12765727 >>12765718 Dogs are the smarest four legged creatures you inbred. Smarter than Snakes, that can't even return affection like a dog would

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:40:04 2014 No.12765729 >>12765721 John Wick motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:40:18 2014 No.12765730 >>12765716 >Why do you keep posting western shit on a weeaboo board? >When all drawfags, and writefags posting here are western. This is why we were kicked from /a/ in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:41:03 2014 No.12765731 >>12765727 Different anon. I actually heard that their memory is piss-poor. That said, I've been around both dogs and cats long enough to know that loyalty thing is pretty spot on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:42:37 2014 No.12765734 >>12765720 But why? There's no reason for it. There's plenty of anime monster girls on boorus, manga, doujinshi, and pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:42:59 2014 No.12765738 >>12765719 >Everything I say is wrong, please shove your manly shame stick down my throat and make me an alp FTFY

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:44:07 2014 No.12765739 >>12765719 Are you that same guy who keeps going >Stop forcing shit? Because please stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:44:07 2014 No.12765740 >>12765730 Doesn't make him any less right, I don't mind, quite enjoy them, but they don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:44:48 2014 No.12765743 >>12765633 Don't worry anon, she'll get you to love her. She will slowly change you into the perfect husband for her. One that loves doing lewd things to her maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:44:50 2014 No.12765744 >>12765716 I agree

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:47:15 2014 No.12765748 >>12765655 You are a monster anon. I bet she would absolutely love it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:48:32 2014 No.12765752 I want to dick the maid so hard right now. >tfw no maid to dick Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:49:19 2014 No.12765754 >>12765752 Because maybe there will be a maid to dick one day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:49:32 2014 No.12765755 Why are maids so rapeable?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:51:03 2014 No.12765758 >inb4 "dick the maid" becomes the new "dick the daughteru"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:51:49 2014 No.12765761 I wonder where that anti rapefag is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:52:04 2014 No.12765763 >>12765758 Good. No more daughteru dicking. Keeping our babies pure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:52:52 2014 No.12765766 >>12765758 Dick the maidtheru? I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:53:11 2014 No.12765769 >>12765758 There's nothig wrong with dicking the maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:53:39 2014 No.12765770 >>12765754 I like your optimism, anon. We need to have faith, the maid will come.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:53:56 2014 No.12765774 >>12765763 Fuck you, daughteru dicking forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:54:06 2014 No.12765776 >>12765758 >>12765763 How about dick the maido daughteru

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:54:08 2014 No.12765777 >>12765763 >Implying kikimora daughterus don't get double the dickings than regular daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:54:10 2014 No.12765778 >>12765758 Dicking the daughteru is wrong. Dicking your waifu maid is not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:56:28 2014 No.12765781 >>12765778 Correction. Dicking the daughteru is wrong. Dicking your waifu maid is mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:56:36 2014 No.12765782 >>12765777 >>12765776 Oh God damn. Here we fucking go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:57:11 2014 No.12765783 >>12765778 Dicking your non-waifu maid is wrong, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:58:15 2014 No.12765787 >>12765778 Moralfags please go, this fetish is not for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:58:49 2014 No.12765792 >>12765783 Why would you want a maid if you have a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:00:59 2014 No.12765797 File: 198 KB, 700x875, MGT discussing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While not entirely correct, I feel that this mostly applies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:02:05 2014 No.12765801 >>12765797 That's because the anons in here have good taste. Kikimora a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:03:09 2014 No.12765806 File: 197 KB, 670x1000, eat me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765755 Because they are love incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:04:49 2014 No.12765814 >>12765797 I would be throwing my chair at the first mention of rape, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:05:02 2014 No.12765815 >>12765792 Because you're a sadistic monster who would enjoy seeing the face of your Cyclops waifuwhen she finds you in the kitchen balls deep in bent-over-over-the-table Kikimora rectum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:05:24 2014 No.12765817 >>12765797 So sad but very true. well done Anon. for once someone posted a reaction pic that made me laugh. Have 1 Internet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:05:25 2014 No.12765818 >>12765783 False. Dicking your non-waifu maid is expected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:05:31 2014 No.12765819 >>12765797 Unlike amazons, kikis are good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:05:58 2014 No.12765820 >>12765806 Myucel is too pure for that filth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:06:31 2014 No.12765821 >>12765497 Is this an entirely different butler from >>12761843 ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:06:34 2014 No.12765822 >>12765814 There you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:06:40 2014 No.12765823 >>12765806 She was a well developed character, I really grew to like her alot. S2 when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:07:42 2014 No.12765827 >>12765797 I like both kikimoras and amazons. Jinko a best though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:08:08 2014 No.12765828 >>12765815 >man fanning himself with newspaper.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:08:11 2014 No.12765829 File: 62 KB, 300x300, 1400852687995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765817 >Have 1 Internet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:08:48 2014 No.12765830 >>12765815 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:09:12 2014 No.12765831 >>12765827 >Jinko>Kikimora Defend your post.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:09:13 2014 No.12765833
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Just dropping by to say that this girl is absolutely perfect. I keep coming back to this picture. I used to be a lamia loving faggot before this picture.

Look at her, she is just simply the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:09:32 2014 No.12765834 >>12765797 Proof of /mgg/'s shit taste. amazoness >> kikishit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:09:44 2014 No.12765835 File: 285 KB, 706x1000, 1404389256683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Silly humans, Why have some boring flightless Harpydog when I am so much better!.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:09:47 2014 No.12765836 >>12765797 But I like both, though. I like a little bit of everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:10:03 2014 No.12765837 >>12765821 No, or it wasn't meant to be anyhow. Is something wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:10:15 2014 No.12765838 >>12765830 Odd way to spell delicious, enthralling, like dark chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:10:34 2014 No.12765840 >>12765833 >Staring at her own vagina

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:11:09 2014 No.12765842 >>12765833 >And yet Monorus still thinks his art is shit. What can one man do against such reckless opinions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:11:24 2014 No.12765844 >>12765834 I thought people with brain problems couldn't post on the internet. Amazon is matango shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:11:35 2014 No.12765845 >>12765822 I'm not the guy that did not want to rape the kikis, I just agree with him. Teasing or bullying your kikimora waifu in a cute way? Yes Raping her? Definitely not

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:11:38 2014 No.12765847 >>12765797 It's always just one or two faggots trying to stir shit up and then everyone taking the bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:11:56 2014 No.12765848 >>12765834 That's some delicious bait mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:11:58 2014 No.12765849 File: 104 KB, 500x280, 1403137572939.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765797 >You're not allowed to discuss Amazons anymore because it riles up autists. Fuck you guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:12:17 2014 No.12765850 >>12765844 If that were true, we wouldn't have Tumblr or Reddit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:12:23 2014 No.12765851

>>12765830
That kind of a monster might even stare the Cyclops in the eye as he groans and shudders before pulling his still-pulsating penis out of the Kikimora's rectum with a satisfying plop. He could go so far as to stare at the Cyclops as her eye darted between the semen glooping onto the floor from the Kikimora's anus and her supposedly loving husband who just gave the maid an anal creampie in front of his wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:13:06 2014 No.12765853 >>12765835 Go back to your hellhole, faggot, we need a true maid not some false demon shit dressed as one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:13:59 2014 No.12765856 >>12765835 Roleplay a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:14:02 2014 No.12765858 File: 371 KB, 620x913, 1378393696220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Despite all this arguing over monsterwaifus, Dullahan still go unloved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:14:13 2014 No.12765860 >>12765849 Dio doesn't have shit taste, he'd take an Ogre over an amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:14:40 2014 No.12765862 >>12765797 So you're basically saying that femdomfags can enjoy both while maledomfags will bitch at the first opportunity they have. >>12765838 >>12765851 So you want to cheat on your waifu and see her suffer? Worse than Hitler.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:15:25 2014 No.12765863

>>12765849
Nobody said you're not allowed to discuss amazons. Don't say unnecessary things.

Why, if someone said I couldn't talk about my waifu because she was a shit, I'd write a story and make people like her.

That's how she got so popular, actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:15:54 2014 No.12765864 >>12765844 Uh huh. At least I don't need to enslave someone to make them love me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:16:05 2014 No.12765867 File: 224 KB, 1765x504, ign.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765845 Anon, rape isn't always bad, geez.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:16:41 2014 No.12765871 >>12765860 Fuck you, I'm not roleplaying. And you're part of the of the problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:16:48 2014 No.12765872 >>12765858 Who? Then again, it's nothing to lose your head over. A dullahan is nice too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:17:46 2014 No.12765876 >>12765862 A dirty Cyclops couldn't be my waifu. She's just a living onahole for when my maid is busy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:17:54 2014 No.12765877 >>12765867 I want to see jealousy/confessive rape in action.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:18:11 2014 No.12765879 >>12765863 The only way for a MG to be popular around here is to become a bland moeblob.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:18:26 2014 No.12765880
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>"A-Anon! I heard that y-you like maids and my mom bought this randomly so..."

>"I'm just doing this because I thought it would make you feel better, jeez it isn't even that comfortable!"

>"D-Do you like it? The d-dress I mean, not me. I don't care what you think about me anyway."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:18:47 2014 No.12765881 >>12765872 But it's boring to always be making the same arguments about the same few monstergirls every thread!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:20:08 2014 No.12765885 >>12765879 Wrong. People love grapesnake, and she's anything but a moeblob.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:20:11 2014 No.12765886

>>12765864
You really don't see the irony and stupidity of your post?

Kikimora
>Gentle, devoted, makes you a better man
>Respects you and loves you, will always support you
>Will take you any way you want her to

Amazon
>Raids villages, steals men and makes them cumpumps
>You're just there to make daughterus and as a trophy for your wife to show off
>Violent
>Will rape you whether you want it or not

Really nigga?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:21:00 2014 No.12765889 >>12765881 I'd fuck a Dullahan in the neck while she gave herself head, ending with a very shallow creampie, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:21:15 2014 No.12765890 >>12765871 Neither am I.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:21:46 2014 No.12765894 >>12765886 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:22:13 2014 No.12765896 >>12765833 >Gracie, the pre Anon years

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:22:57 2014 No.12765899 >>12765881 Can't force people to love your waifu anon, it must come from within.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:23:18 2014 No.12765902 >>12765889 The possibilities!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:23:48 2014 No.12765904 >>12765894 Not him, but he's not the one starting arguments every time one specific girl is brought up. it'd be better if you fucked off.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:23:55 2014 No.12765906

>>12765886
I mean hey, if you're that insecure that you need to be master of everything at all times and make sure she can't think of anything but you and sex like a brainwashed doll, go ahead and enjoy your shit waifu.

At least I'm not one of those babies who goes around and demands people stop liking things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:23:59 2014 No.12765907 >>12765894 Truth hurts, amazon a shit forevermore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:24:03 2014 No.12765908 >>12765881 Any publicity is good publicity, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:24:32 2014 No.12765909 >>12765886 Not him, but have you ever considered that he has a different headcanon of Amazons? Maybe one where they can be gentle and loving instead of violent and possessive. I know I do, and I'm not even into Amazons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:24:34 2014 No.12765910 File: 207 KB, 995x739, 5b910c4ebe420dc7c4b423f657990bcd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765858 I love dullahans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:24:48 2014 No.12765911 >>12765908 Unless it's bad publicity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:25:52 2014 No.12765915 >>12765909 No, everything must be the way he demands it is. We must all fantasy the right way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:26:39 2014 No.12765919 >>12765909 Of course not. He can use a headcanon for the girls he like, but he will use the worst version of the girls he doesn't. I'm don't even like amazon that much, but I'm tired of this shit too because it happens the same with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:26:50 2014 No.12765920 >>12765894 >>12765904 >I didn't read properly Embarrassing. What I meant was, whoever is bringing up "Amazon a shit" everytime it's mentioned is clearly not helping. Now it is MY turn to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:27:26 2014 No.12765921 Imagine your Jinko chuffing as you hear the dull slaps of your hand patting her abs. She shuffles and blushes, unable to stop her chuffing as she loves her abs being slapped

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:27:58 2014 No.12765923

>>12765906
>insecure

Ah this old bait, it's nostalgic. Shall I let you in on something? I don't dislike amazon per se, but the people she attracts, the ultra subs. People who want to be enslaved and mistreated, sometimes to the point of death, or extreme masochism like bitchboy, though I admit there's worse examples. MGE is not MGQ, you want death, slavery and suffering, go there, though it has it's problems, MGE IS peaceful, it's inhabitants kind. Not to say I hate suffering either, just not that brand.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:28:14 2014 No.12765924

>>12762850
>Hard counters
>Anti-infantry Wurms
ATGMs, tanks, recoiless rifles, 30mm autocannons, grenades, mortars, shells,
>AA Dragons
literally anything related to anti-air. AAGs, AAMs, MANPADs, ect. Helos could survive them.
>Shirohebi Seers
Tin foil
>Manticores
anything that can be used as a weapon. Even words

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:29:24 2014 No.12765925 >>12765909 Cuddleslut Amazon was cute. I could see myself liking her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:30:38 2014 No.12765930 >>12765923 >MGE >Peaceful Fucking What

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:30:40 2014 No.12765931 >>12765921 I'll have to say it again. Jinko a best.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:31:30 2014 No.12765933

>>12765909
If it's the guy from the last thread, it's not that different, he just wants to be a girl though, role reversal he said. But then he starts bitching about "hurr, you don't want to be a house husband and get dominated by your stronk waifu?" whenever someone doesn't like his shit, so fuck him. People hate my waifu too and you don't see me crying about it or giving people shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:31:35 2014 No.12765934 >>12765924 >>12762850 The UN doesn't maintain an independent army and never will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:32:36 2014 No.12765937 >>12765933 Whose your waifu? I'm gonna shitpost about her so tell me her name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:33:04 2014 No.12765938 >>12765833 That is one of the nastiest Mgs ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:33:26 2014 No.12765939 >>12765930 "Though it has it's problems" I said, I know it's not really a hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:36:01 2014 No.12765944 >>12765933 Well that's fucky. Forcing your tastes onto others and trying to force them to change theirs is fucking infuriating regardless of who's doing it. If you don't mind me asking, who is she, mang?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:37:06 2014 No.12765947 >>12765937 Why would I help you shitpost?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:39:36 2014 No.12765952 >>12765937 Well, I'm gonna say something nice about her, even if I hate her.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:40:00 2014 No.12765953

Can't we make our own amazon canon?

Like instead of those slaving and raping machines we can have this proud and honorable race of women warriors which are born and raised in a highly militarized culture, the one who can fight best and show those traits of a good warrior can be on top.

Due to their warrior-like lifestyle they are more nomadic in nature, foraging for food and the like since they are not born farmers and shit, and is in this traveling thing where they have chances of meting other people and specially men.

When they meet a man they fancy they will be shy as hell in front of him, not knowing how to react to that new feeling she's having all the while mantaining that proud and though attitude with everyone else.

In the case that her ideals clash with those of the man she loves then the warrior outweights the lover and a clash of willpower will occur, he who lacks conviction in what he believes will end up being protected and guided by the amazon.

How did it go? i tried to satisfy everyone

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:41:16 2014 No.12765956 >>12765919 Succubus, Oomukade, or Cyclops?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:41:28 2014 No.12765957
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"What are you talking about? Of course I'm a kikimora. Has master failed to notice my dazzling uniform?"

"Tail? That doesn't mean I'm not a kiki, some of them have feathers and others have tails. Just OPEN THE DOOR."

"I bet it's awfully dirty in there all by yourself. If I were there I could make it right like it should, just you and I together in a perfectly clean lovenest."

"C'mon now Ano-master I mean. I'm just a loving maid who wants to express her love by cleaning this entire place."

"I'll clean your rooms, the kitchens, the bathrooms... I'll even clean your mind from ever thinking about any other maids again. Please OPEN THE DOOR."

"Well if you so seriously refuse I guess I'll just have to clean myself a path. I suggest you stand back from that flimsy door if you don't want to be crushed master."

"Though I don't mind it if you hurt yourself either. That just means that master will be forced to depend on me even more. I'll take good care of you like I should have done from the beginning."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:41:57 2014 No.12765958 >>12765953 >he who lacks conviction in what he believes will end up being protected and guided by the amazon. why do you have to put it like that? Do all women lack conviction?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:42:55 2014 No.12765960 >>12765953 >Can't we make our own amazon canon? No, all the OC personalities I've seen from /mgt/ are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:43:28 2014 No.12765962 >>12765953 NO! GO FUCK YOURSELF! No but seriously, a good try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:43:53 2014 No.12765963 >>12765953 That actually sounds pretty good. You might have just fixed our broken threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:45:59 2014 No.12765969 >>12765957 >Why does the thick lamia have to be yan

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:47:30 2014 No.12765972 >>12765833 Nothing wrong with loving both, dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:48:51 2014 No.12765977 >>12765953 He probably won't like it because he's a sub. >shy He'll hate it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:49:29 2014 No.12765978 >>12765969 So she can smother you....with love!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:49:47 2014 No.12765979 >>12765958 Didn't mean to touch that "gender role" stuff, just trying to hit balance, since they are born warriors and the like then they can be good leaders too. I mean, the anon doesn't always have to lead, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:49:54 2014 No.12765980 >>12765963 See>>12765962 >>12765977

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:51:00 2014 No.12765982 >>12765979 Lead how?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:51:07 2014 No.12765984
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>>12765969
You can have this one instead if you like.

she'll still try to force herself into your home though.

She also cooks the best chicken noodle soups for when you get sick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:51:46 2014 No.12765986 >>12765979 It just seems insulting to anyone who doesn't want to dom the amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:52:17 2014 No.12765988 >>12765984 But what if I like clam chowder instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:53:44 2014 No.12765993 >>12765988 CLAAAAAAAAM CHOWDAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:54:36 2014 No.12765995 >>12765982 I dunno, i was just thinking about it as "main character/party character" like if it was a fic or something, my reasoning is not exactly good. >>12765986 Goddammit guys, you are all hard to please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:54:49 2014 No.12765996 >>12765956 Vampire

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:54:53 2014 No.12765997
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>>12765988
Okay then, final offer. You can have this half-ryuu dragon girl as a maid, alright?

She doesn't know shit about cleaning, but loves cooking.

She'll still break into your house and try to seduce you initially.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:56:45 2014 No.12766003 File: 474 KB, 405x882, 1417568611626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765556 >>12765560 >>12765588 >>12765628 Are you telling me you wouldn't >>12765563 Even if she secretly wants it? How can you say no to that face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:57:35 2014 No.12766009 >>12765997 Fluffy maido or nothing, mang

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:58:11 2014 No.12766011 >>12765996 But those aren't hated, people just dislike tsun. >>12765995 Yeah, I'm not sure this applies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:58:31 2014 No.12766012 >>12765995 Sorry, can't we just accept that amazon isn't for everyone, and leave her alone? She has some hardcore fans and some haters, but you can't make everyone happy all the time. If you want a strong but submissive waifu P'Orcs exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:59:36 2014 No.12766018 >>12765563 >Ripping off the stockings The fuck mang!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:01:09 2014 No.12766023 >>12766012 >leave her alone? That's the idea, alone and in the dust.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:02:09 2014 No.12766025 [SPOILER]

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>>12766009
It's all we got for fluffy.

She's a little old, but goddamn does she know how to clean and she's been waiting for someone to hire her for the better half of this century.

She'll probably spend her first week raping you to get a century's worth of sexual frustration out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:03:28 2014 No.12766029 >>12766023 I mean, someone else will love her in your stead, I suppose, so it won't matter too much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:03:38 2014 No.12766030 >One IRC channel is /pol/ >The other is run by a nazi mod who wants people to suck his dick Isn't there any place where I can chat about MGs in peace?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:04:38 2014 No.12766034 >>12766025 She's hired. On the spot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:05:42 2014 No.12766037 >>12766030 Isn't ELH barely ever on IRC? Or at least never interacts with others. Besides, at least Marin and monorus main that one, AND it isn't run by a /pol/tard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:05:51 2014 No.12766039 File: 307 KB, 1680x1050, 1417824351643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766030 >there is no paradise for you to escape to

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:06:04 2014 No.12766040 >>12766003 Guilt over whether or not I'm doing the right thing. That I'd end up hurting her. A face like that deserves to be loved, not abused.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:07:55 2014 No.12766047 >>12766029 I'll be here, hating, always hating. Malice as pure as the blackness between the stars. Amazon a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:08:15 2014 No.12766049 >>12766011 I don't like tsun either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:08:40 2014 No.12766051 >>12765842 Most artists worth a damn believe this If you hate your art you take steps to improve it. If you think you're fantastic you stagnate or never get good in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:08:50 2014 No.12766053 >>12766047 Cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:10:35 2014 No.12766058 >>12766047 Did we just get Jammed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:11:00 2014 No.12766059 >>12765995 You can't actively do anything nice for anons, just do something and if it's liked sobe it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:12:03 2014 No.12766062 >>12766058 No idea what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:12:11 2014 No.12766063 >>12766037 No, ELH is the OP and he's devoiced six people in less than a week. He won't voice them until they literally admit they're 'wrong' and suck his dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:13:23 2014 No.12766065 >>12766049 I prefer Damphirs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:14:28 2014 No.12766068 >>12766058 Yahtzee?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:16:29 2014 No.12766077 >>12766025 >She's a little old Pass. Get me some Germ-X to clean my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:17:27 2014 No.12766081 >>12766030 > Babies whining about being temp muted

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:18:08 2014 No.12766082

>>12766030
#/a/mgg has that one (really chatty) diehard /pol/ on it (Grandad) but otherwise is pretty okay. Moderation is mostly hands-off.

The other (#monstergirls) is run by ELH who basically grants op and demands respect for artists. Also requires very high civility in discussion (much more than the /mgt/ thread and 4chan, at least) and punishes those who don't agree. Very active moderation.

Personally I prefer #/a/mgg since it's usually a lot more active and is much freer in discussion, even if it does have a crackpot /pol/

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:18:39 2014 No.12766085 [SPOILER]

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>>12766077
Okay then here's the last girl.

She loves cuddling, kissing, hugging, holding hands, collecting knives, walking in the park, talking about feelings, raping you, getting raped by you, consensual sex, raising children, lovingly welcoming you home, and making dinner for her husband.

She's also human and killed the remaining girls.

there is no do-over faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:19:04 2014 No.12766087 >>12766063 Still better than Grandad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:20:33 2014 No.12766090 it's the master's duty to dick the maid. Haven't you ever read Mai Favorite? http://imgur.com/pMKykKj

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:20:50 2014 No.12766092 >>12766062 >>12766068 Parks and Recreation. Reference to Councilman Jamm, a jerkass who opposes everything for no other reason that mere principal. Tries to push 'you got Jammed' as some sort of catchphrase.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:21:21 2014 No.12766095 >>12766085 We have a lot in common. I'm satisfied with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:22:17 2014 No.12766097 >>12766087 You can call him a faggot and he wont ban you. That makes him (and the channel as a whole) way better. People who make OC shouldn't be given special privileges and placed above banter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:23:45 2014 No.12766102 > All this butthurt over IRC Fuck off and leave it in your own channels. At best this is shitty L&M.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:23:49 2014 No.12766103 >>12766085 >human it's shit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:25:11 2014 No.12766109

>>12766082
I don't know where the demand respect for artists came from. It's not true from what I've seen.

Still, the options are a channel run by a /pol/ tard filled with some of the most autistic fuckheads I've ever seen (hurr, it's okay to act like a piece of shit because lol4chan) and the other is severely over-moderated by a guy who's obsessed with having control and power.

Both channels are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:26:10 2014 No.12766112 >>12766085 As long as she's not obsessive/possessive. Obsessive yandere a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:26:14 2014 No.12766113 >>12766109 >severely over-moderated by a guy who's obsessed with having control and power > devoicing 6 people who were shitting up the channel is over-moderated So which one of the six are you, huh crybaby?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:34:03 2014 No.12766125 Geomancer was great. One of the best monstergirls stories I've ever read. It reminded me of the old ones on /tg/. Kudos to the writefag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:35:24 2014 No.12766129 File: 10 KB, 368x203, Bourbon Laugh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766109 top fucking смех

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:36:13 2014 No.12766130 >>12765628 >yandere kikimora someone please make some greentexts of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:38:56 2014 No.12766132 >>12766030 >One IRC channel is /pol/ >The other is run by a nazi mod So they're both the same? No, but seriously, there is literally nothing wrong with /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:39:05 2014 No.12766133 >>12766129 >смех Wot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:39:22 2014 No.12766135 >>12766109 I'd say ELH is just butthurt, but we already knew that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:39:59 2014 No.12766137 >>12765969 Because snakes are a popular cultural symbol of both envy and evil in western society. You are simply adding a woman to the mix.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:42:25 2014 No.12766141 >All this talk of IRC I'm going to have to initiate story time if this keeps up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:43:25 2014 No.12766147 File: 447 KB, 459x630, I really hope the censor is goog enough.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766137 It surprises me that Harpies weren't portrayed as the possessive ones, being part bird and all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:44:08 2014 No.12766150 >>12765997 I'll take one of those!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:45:23 2014 No.12766153 >>12766025 Hired! No background check needed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:45:32 2014 No.12766154 >>12766147 thanks god for that black bar almost got promotion

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:45:47 2014 No.12766155 File: 174 KB, 375x328, , a hj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766133 юp a фaгт

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:45:53 2014 No.12766156 File: 1.17 MB, 200x147, ABSOLUTE FEAR.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765957 I like yandere but, getting some major Misery vibes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eocCPDxKq1o

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:46:04 2014 No.12766157 >>12766147 Harpies should be seen as greedy and glutenous if we're going by hard myth. They pestered sailors and ate their food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:46:16 2014 No.12766158 >>12766125 Got a link? Kind of intrigued now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:47:04 2014 No.12766161 >>12766097 ELH doesn't bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:47:14 2014 No.12766162 >>12766147 The Crabman ones sure as hell aren't. Hell, you'd be lucky if they remember that they snatched you at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:48:03 2014 No.12766165 >>12766125 The author was pretty autistic about his Earth moves though, almost cringingly chuuni tier move naming

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:48:12 2014 No.12766166 >>12766162 They didn't really act like monsters though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:48:14 2014 No.12766167 File: 147 KB, 500x538, 1417826894362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766025 >>12766009 Fluffy Lamias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:48:40 2014 No.12766168 >>12766162 His monster girls truly are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:49:15 2014 No.12766172 >>12766167 What unholy union bred this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:49:39 2014 No.12766173 File: 58 KB, 720x698, 1415668407123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766155 НО Ю

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:49:52 2014 No.12766174 >>12766168 Not as dreadful as KC's shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:50:12 2014 No.12766176 >>12766167 What about fluffy Onis? I want one to sneak into my bedroom and smell my boxers while I sleep

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:50:14 2014 No.12766177 >>12766147 Well shit, is there a diagram on proper methods of lewd censorship on blue boards? It seems that tiny black bar wasn't good enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:50:49 2014 No.12766179 >>12766172 The best kind. I can only assume the father was a caveman with all that hair she's got.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:51:53 2014 No.12766181

>>12766166
And now you have me thinking about feral monster girls.

Started with that hentai, Elven Bride, which had two kinds of harpies (one feral and aggressive, and another more docile and eager to mate). Then came Legend of Zelda and the differences between the River Zoras and the Sea Zoras....

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:52:16 2014 No.12766183 >>12764174 So... what happened? I don't see any That's all for tonight anons. Where did Nyanon go? Where did all the readers go, or why aren't they questioning this too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:52:24 2014 No.12766184 File: 58 KB, 650x962, 1417827144850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766172 >>12766176 Fluffy Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:52:42 2014 No.12766185 File: 216 KB, 575x491, 1402065856736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766174 But they act monstrous, and KC can actually draw. >inb4 "they only love you for your semen!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:52:56 2014 No.12766186 >>12766174 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:54:00 2014 No.12766190 >>12766184 I want to stroke her cheek and steal a kiss when she closes her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:54:20 2014 No.12766191 >>12766183 4chan died for three hours before he could update. He probably went to bed. Look at the timestamps for >>12764241 and >>12764261.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:55:26 2014 No.12766192 >>12766191 Aha, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:55:39 2014 No.12766194 >>12766184 Shame she was only an optional boss fight. If I can't fuck her I want some of that crow butt

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:56:04 2014 No.12766196 >>12766085 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:57:31 2014 No.12766197 >>12766184 Isn't Pricilas' conception bestiality? Her mother did fuck a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:57:35 2014 No.12766198 File: 81 KB, 500x700, Priscilla_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766190 You'll have to use a ladder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:57:56 2014 No.12766199 File: 491 KB, 900x1140, 1398023281764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crossbred abominations are cute. Dad was an Inari, Mom was a Scylla.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:58:17 2014 No.12766200 >>12765327 >Dragon-run Dessert Shop I am intrigued. What's their menu like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:58:35 2014 No.12766204 >>12766176 Maybe an Ushi-oni? Or a very hairy oni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:58:54 2014 No.12766205 File: 92 KB, 463x469, FEDORAORAORAORAORA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766199 >monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:00:27 2014 No.12766209 File: 1.14 MB, 3000x1000, 9NpxSaX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766205 Monsters traps best traps

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:01:30 2014 No.12766212 >>12766194 Have you seen the gifs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:01:55 2014 No.12766213 >>12765499 >Anubis waifu in alternate dimension >Posting on /hbg/ about how she'll never have a lazy HB with a bad sense of time and management to whip into shape. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:02:03 2014 No.12766214 >>12766209 please stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:03:01 2014 No.12766216 File: 86 KB, 602x502, 1406639056369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766209 That fucking Pinoy faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:03:13 2014 No.12766217 >>12766212 The what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:03:14 2014 No.12766218 >>12766209 Why would a mother ever say those things? Bourbon is fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:03:23 2014 No.12766219 >>12765661 >Centaur and Scorpion-Girl making eyes at each other. The harem that fucks together, stays together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:03:34 2014 No.12766221 >>12766209 Less's trolling skills are so hype.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:03:55 2014 No.12766222 >>12766199 >>12766209 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:04:28 2014 No.12766226 >>12766221 It was a commission. Blame the guy who posted it for trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:04:32 2014 No.12766227 >>12766212 >>12766217 Oh wait, I remember what you're talking about

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:05:36 2014 No.12766229 >>12766209 Naw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:05:39 2014 No.12766230 >>12766216 He's just a poor little brown boy. One simple commission alone in USD feeds him for about a week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:06:01 2014 No.12766232 >>12766209 What the fuck is the mother saying in the third panel? Is that supposed to be belongs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:06:13 2014 No.12766233 >>12766226 Either way, the wave of butthurt is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:06:25 2014 No.12766234 >>12766209 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:06:26 2014 No.12766235 File: 159 KB, 368x555, Giselle2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766209 That mother's face in the last panel reminds me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:06:30 2014 No.12766236 File: 52 KB, 370x600, Bourbon 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766226 It was me all along

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:06:46 2014 No.12766237 >>12766209 What's wrong with this pic? Wait. Is it catboy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:07:23 2014 No.12766238 >>12766214 >>12766218 >>12766222 >>12766232 I have to agree with >>12766233. The autistic mouth-foaming over such small things is a bit hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:07:54 2014 No.12766239 >>12766237 Yes. It's a sequel to one where he gets fucked by the viewer it was really fucking sexy and got people buttbegruttled. Which made it even better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:08:04 2014 No.12766240 >>12766237 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:08:43 2014 No.12766243 Is there anyway for the Monster Girl Collection Blog categorize stories and/or pics by what monstergirl is featured?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:08:45 2014 No.12766244 >>12766238 It's the only way. If you act nice they take it as a sign that it's alright to post /d/ here without any restraint.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:08:48 2014 No.12766245 >>12766239 Link?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:09:30 2014 No.12766246 >>12766209 Here we go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:10:05 2014 No.12766250 File: 1.08 MB, 1788x2300, 37503537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766230 It's interesting that someone living in a third-world country can live comfortably off US commissions alone. The average wage in pinoy land is like $3,500 a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:10:11 2014 No.12766251 >>12766238 >>12766244 You can fuck off too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:10:20 2014 No.12766252 File: 46 KB, 272x269, 1416523733352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766236 >/pol/ack >trap loving faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:10:21 2014 No.12766253 >>12766245 This is a christian image board. But here http://i.imgur.com/yvQ6Vt8.png From, Your friendly neighborhood Bastard

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:11:10 2014 No.12766257 >>12766244 There is absolutely nothing wrong with monster traps. They look feminine and act like girls. You can even move the dick out of the way and plunder their delicious asses. Just stop being so fucking queer and mind your fucking business.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:11:33 2014 No.12766260 This is why we can't have nice things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:12:36 2014 No.12766263 >>12766257 Bait harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:12:41 2014 No.12766264 File: 249 KB, 1920x1200, , mer h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766257 Damn straight

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:12:56 2014 No.12766265 >>12766257 >>>/y/ >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:13:48 2014 No.12766270 >>12766257 Go back to /a/ with your trapshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:13:58 2014 No.12766272 Report and Ignore. Fucking faggot trolls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:13:59 2014 No.12766273 >>12766265 >>>/y/ >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:15:43 2014 No.12766281 >>12766272 How is people talking about what they like trolling?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:15:49 2014 No.12766282
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>>12761904
>>12761923
>>12761946
Are you the dude who did the lizardgirl festival with the dragon and then just fucking stopped? Please finish, I sunk several minutes into reading that before I realized it had been apparently abandoned. I demand closure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:15:58 2014 No.12766284 >>12766263 Looking at >>12766265 and >>12766270, I dont think he has to.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:17:02 2014 No.12766285 [DELETED]

>>12766281
Don't bother replying to those hate-filled trolls.

If we want to post traps then we'll post them and they can just fuck off. What are they going to do? Cry until we give up?

Monstertraps belong in this thread just as much as any other fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:18:08 2014 No.12766290 File: 157 KB, 936x666, no one cares.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766257 Hi fujoshit kun, long time no see.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:18:31 2014 No.12766292

By the way, what would make the best monster trap?
Would a lamia trap have two dicks? Would a arachne trap's dick fall off whenever he came? Plus an arachne trap would be half the size of an arachne, and cute as fuck
Also, could centaur trap EVER work? I mean, whenever you're getting your waifu aroused, he's basically getting bigger than your arm. Even with female hormones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:19:14 2014 No.12766295 Please save us from the trapfags based Janet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:19:24 2014 No.12766296 >>12766292 Yeah keep pushing it. I'm sure it'll be accepted eventually instead of inciting massive flame wars GET FUCKED MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD WITH BLACKJACK AND LADYBOYS

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:19:42 2014 No.12766297
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>>12766200
Jabberrock Candy
Malwyvern Pudding
Fire-ggy Pudding
Lethal Lava Loaf
Castle Corn
Dragon Claw
Princess Cake
Bakjewel Pudding
Treasure Hors d'oeuvre
Ryulog Cake
Dragéeon
Turkish Deknight

Now are you going to be the CC Dragon Pastry Chef's cute little bishounen assistant, or is she going to have to handle all these orders on her own?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:19:55 2014 No.12766299 >>12766281 >>12766285 MonsterGIRL thread, we'll do >>12766272 until Janet kicks your faggot asses out. Enjoy being here while you can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:20:10 2014 No.12766301 I hate all of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:20:52 2014 No.12766305 File: 127 KB, 226x219, 1361634566885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766292 >Would a arachne trap's dick fall off whenever he came?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:20:56 2014 No.12766306 >>12766301 So Tsun

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:21:11 2014 No.12766307 >>12766301 Then my work is done here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:22:04 2014 No.12766310 File: 19 KB, 916x109, He's real.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just don't reply.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:22:05 2014 No.12766311 >>12766301 I know. I hate you too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:22:23 2014 No.12766312 IRC please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:22:57 2014 No.12766313 >>12766238 Nah man they aint listening, just gotta enjoy the ride

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:23:32 2014 No.12766315 >>12766311 No I hate you more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:23:37 2014 No.12766316 >>12766312 I think Bourbon's here because we said mean things about him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:23:44 2014 No.12766317 well I'm done trolling and I deleted all my posts so let's just get along and have a good time! No traps allowed because that's gay.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:24:58 2014 No.12766320

You know, I'm seriously starting to wonder if the whole specter of impending fujioshi shit invasion is actually a thing. Because I've been here at least a few months, and I've noticed /mgt/ tends to overreact far worse than whatever is causing the problem

Case in point: Amazons. There's usually at least three times the shitposting against them than actually for them, and those for them are still usually pretty mild (pics, "Amazon my favourite", "I wish I could get captured by an amazon," etc.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:25:49 2014 No.12766321 >>12766317 Delete the pic then you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:26:41 2014 No.12766326 >>12766320 >Parkedbuggy will never continue his Amazon story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:26:52 2014 No.12766327 >>12766320 >I've been here at least a few months Lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:27:24 2014 No.12766329 >>12766321 That wasn't mine. I just jumped on the opportunity he presented to have some fun. In any case, all of my posts are deleted so you'll have to ask a janitor to chime in for the rest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:28:43 2014 No.12766336 >>12766326 Thank god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:29:34 2014 No.12766340 >>12766312 Haven't even been here all day for you faggots to blame me for weird shit again like the in vitro Echidna thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:29:51 2014 No.12766341 >>12766320 See >>12766310

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:29:54 2014 No.12766342 >>12766329 >Janitor to delete posts that are on topic and within the rules u wot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:30:19 2014 No.12766345 >>12766336 I liked it. It was cute.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:31:03 2014 No.12766348

>>12766320
I dont know man, /mg/ has always been quick to scream at a certian set of things, but they tend to wax and wane with time. Like hate against manticors wasnt always there until they got way flavour of the month and turned into 'only allowed to be sadistic rapiests who get off on drinking your tears mixed with blood'

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:32:02 2014 No.12766351 >>12766342 Our janitor is competent, monsterboys and trap have no place in this thread, it just causes flames.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:32:16 2014 No.12766353 >>12766341 >guilt by association fallacy That doesn't really hold weight. If one /mgt/er started shitting up other /jp/ threads, do you really think the mods would be justified in banning /mgt/ from /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:34:08 2014 No.12766360 >>12766353 >do you really think the mods would be justified in banning /mgt/ from /jp/? They banned /mg/ from /a/ for less.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:36:43 2014 No.12766366

>>12766353
You're shooting wild, my point is there indeed IS a fujoshit kunso the fujopocalypse could happen, and we must be vigilant.

As for banning the threads, I almost wish they would, maybe anons would get off their lazy asses and bitch loud enough to get us our own fucking board.

>inb4 no monstergirls boards for reasons

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:36:47 2014 No.12766367

>>12766345
I didn't really like it, never clicked with me.

I'd prefer if Amazons had some right of passage and had to travel the land challenging strong men then if the man bested them they'd ask if he'd like to be her husband.

If he said no she would then ask if she could travel with him as a partner, earning his affection until the adventurer fell for the young amazon and allowed her to bring him to her village.

But that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:38:12 2014 No.12766373 >>12766366 >get us our own fucking board Fuck that noise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:39:09 2014 No.12766378 >>12766366 >our own fucking board Nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:39:09 2014 No.12766379 >>12766353 They totally would. I'm surprised a native /jp/er hasn't tried that already to rile up support for banning the threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:39:18 2014 No.12766380 >>12766367 Shh, you'll wake up the subs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:40:13 2014 No.12766385 >>12766366 >our own fucking board. Do you really want a dead board with nothing to keep it alive? We hardly have enough to keep this thread alive for most times of the day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:40:31 2014 No.12766386 >>12766379 Why did you open your mouth, you know this is gonna happen now right? I wonder where we'll go next. You may as well cap this post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:40:35 2014 No.12766388 >>12766380 Too late, we are already here.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:40:41 2014 No.12766389

>>12766366
>We must be vigilant.
The hero Gotham deserves

But really, saying "there is one" doesn't really prove anything unless you have some sort of reasoning or evidence to back it up. Particularly when there is well-documented evidence for /mgt/ violently overreacting.

See previous example with Amazons, or Lanternon once asking for commissions (but apologizing afterwards) and still getting shit on, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:40:44 2014 No.12766391 >>12766366 >bitch loud enough to get us our own fucking board. The most IP's i've seen was 151, do you really think 150 people will keep a whole board alive? A dedicated thread is more lively

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:41:18 2014 No.12766394 >>12766380 You say that like we weren't here from the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:41:36 2014 No.12766395 >>12766379 They run on paged view or some shit and only notice the thread is here when it's above bump limit for a few hours, shitpost about their opinions and get banned. Don't worry about or antagonize it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:42:29 2014 No.12766397 >>12763413 >>12763421 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:42:40 2014 No.12766398 >>12766373 >>12766378 >>12766385 >>12766391 Did you really need to reply?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:42:49 2014 No.12766399 >>12766388 >>12766394 Well would you be alright if a majority of Amazons were like that? Keep in mind the kidnapping ones would still be there, but it would be like a 6:4 ratio.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:43:30 2014 No.12766402 File: 209 KB, 990x1400, pelvisceration.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766380 We've always been here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:44:08 2014 No.12766403 >>12766397 http://exhentai.org/g/744793/4037496f6d/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:46:05 2014 No.12766410 >>12766403 Godammit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:46:39 2014 No.12766414

>>12766388
>>12766394
You're not who I'm talking about.

>>12766389
>evidence

I just gave you some, I have moe caaps, but why waste time posting and deleting those? As for "overacting" we've been dealing with this monsterboy and other /d/ shit for years, people are not gonna take kindly to it. We're sick of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:47:06 2014 No.12766418 >>12766399 I kind of like the idea but I don't see the point of giving the Amazons the Lzardman's and Salamnder's shtick of finding warriors to fight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:47:09 2014 No.12766419 >>12766410 What's wrong? It's pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:47:58 2014 No.12766421 >>12766403 I wasn't going to bother reading this, but I noticed Kemonono was the artist. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:48:27 2014 No.12766423 >>12766419 It's furry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:48:49 2014 No.12766426 File: 215 KB, 350x350, 1417830529819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is everyone so butthurt about dicks anyway? Cat fucked your hole?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:50:27 2014 No.12766431

>>12766391
Not him but I thought the same thing, then thought to be fair there'd be people from other boards like /d/, /a/, /vg/ general, /tg/ and whatever, and it'd probably have to be monster stuff in general, which is already /d/, so there's no incentive.

/vg/ General wouldn't have any reason to move, the three people on /u/ would call it a hetshit board, /a/ would call it some containment shit board and keep posting manga threads on /a/. An even if none of that happened it'd be the most fucking dead traffic board possible.

>>12766310
Pretty sure they didn't follow on from /a/. Or that post, beyond the routine shitposting many people could be associated with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:51:04 2014 No.12766435 >>12766423 So? It's still hot. Don't be so obsessed with labels. Liking kemono art won't suddenly make you a 'furry.' >>12766421 Yeah, it's great.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:51:24 2014 No.12766436

>>12766418
I tried to be a middle man and make it so that Amazons would be less hated.

So now it's more normal to get a loving yet slightly overprotective amazon wife that will be fine if you want to be an adventurer so long as she can come with to protect you, but at the same time subs can still enjoy the much more dominant ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:51:55 2014 No.12766438 >>12766399 I'm ok with it because I'm more into light femdom, but I don't see the problem with the original amazon. I mean, if some guys can rape kikimoras why can't they rape men?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:52:23 2014 No.12766439 >>12766399 Covers Lizardman/Salamader's shtick too much. I don't think they would mind if their husband could fight but they may gruble that he should be back in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:52:45 2014 No.12766440 >>12766438 because there's always one side that rages at the idea of the other side existing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:53:08 2014 No.12766442 >>12766435 People dislike furries not because they are afraid of becoming one. They don't like that much fur and/or snouts/muzzled animal heads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:53:10 2014 No.12766443 >>12766436 Well okay. That seems reasonable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:55:18 2014 No.12766452 >>12766442 That's fine. I just think people miss a lot of really good stuff because they see stuff like what I linked and just completely avoid it from the get go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:56:05 2014 No.12766454 >>12766443 Well that's good, now I'm not trying to make them totally submissive, just something with like http://exhentai.org/g/741645/ea5d31e084/

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:56:19 2014 No.12766455

>>12766414
>>12766327

This insularity is getting a bit ridiculous. If the requirement for participation and knowledge was really years do you really think /mgt/ would still exist? Given the average attrition rate of online communities, it's not hard to imagine most of /mgt/'s population drifts off and gets replaced by new folks every few years. Without them, this thread would be dead.

Anyways, it's a bit ridiculous to ask someone who is casually curious to try searching through what must at this point be *thousands* of pages of thread to find an answer. Just write a pastebin synopsis, or one of those mspaint collages with references if you really do have the links or screen caps ready.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:57:05 2014 No.12766459
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>>12766431
He's been here already. Fucked about , told to make his own fucking thread, they did, it sunk. Do they give up? No, they try to force their shit here, fuck that faggot and his ilk.

Yes I'll delete it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:58:29 2014 No.12766466 >>12766454 I still don't understand why are you doing them more vanilla. Will you try to do the Hinezumi less rapebait for example, or you're just doing this with dom girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:58:34 2014 No.12766467 >>12766436 Amazon a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:00:59 2014 No.12766475 >>12766467 What an outstanding contribution.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:02:05 2014 No.12766478

>>12766366
>>12766459

That's still the same guilt-by-association fallacy. One again, by that reasoning, even a single troll claiming to be from /mgt/ can get it banned from all boards entirely. A single troll.

I suppose just banning or deleting the troll posts would make too much sense then though, wouldn't it? We should just ban all posters of amazons, lolis, writefags, etc.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:02:15 2014 No.12766479
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>>12766459
>That whole bit about "Monster Boys are the future"
>He thought, and likely still thinks, he's in the "Vast Majority"
Sweet tapdancing christ, I forgot how delusional fujoshit-kun is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:02:21 2014 No.12766481 >>12766455 We've endured, I don't know why you're lobbying for them and I don't care, they're real and need a good stomping to teach them some manners. See>>12766459

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:03:25 2014 No.12766484 >>12766475 Here's contribution, I don't care what you do with amazons, I'll always hate on them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:04:52 2014 No.12766488 >>12766479 That "majority" stuff was just a poll he proxy voted on, like you said, delusional.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:05:23 2014 No.12766491
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>>12766436
Does everybody think that all monster girls of the same subspecies act in the same manner? It seems ridiculous; they are still supposed to be individuals.

The monster encyclopedia entry probably just refers to their stereotypical portrayal to humans who most of the time don't see monsters if the live within Chief God's Church settlements.
inb4 monster-controlled chill.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:05:40 2014 No.12766494

>>12766466
Yeah I'm trying to do it like Hinezumi except not submissive but more like a gentle femdom that will be fine if they have a dominant husband that wants to be on top for a while.

But I'm not trying to get rid of the pure femdom ones, I'm just pushing the idea that two types or more can be a thing.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:08:20 2014 No.12766500

A few people turn amazons into rape machine slavers and now everyone hates on amazons.
It clearly states they like being dominating.
They have been through a few stories having been twisted into evil dark creatures like Manticores.
If you don't like rape slaver Amazons, then make stories about a nice shy one. or one that doesn't know how to act around men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:09:29 2014 No.12766503 >>12766403 I assume this is how you make more Polts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:09:55 2014 No.12766504 >>12766500 Then the subs will bitch, there can be no peace, either they're accepted or they're not. /mgg/ only does extremes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:11:04 2014 No.12766507 >>12766503 Wan wan~

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:11:55 2014 No.12766509 >>12763413 Would a fluffy pawjob burn or tickle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:12:14 2014 No.12766510 File: 762 KB, 750x750, pCpPXyU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766504 You finally get it. There are no heroes. /mgg/ is doomed.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:14:46 2014 No.12766519

>>12766494
You didn't understand what I tried to say with the Hinezumi though.

What I'm saying it's that why are you trying to soften them. If some people like hard femdom what's the problem with it (I'm not one of them)

As I said I have no problem with a more gentle amazon, but if now I say that the Dormouse shouldn't be raped for example, they will tell me to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:15:26 2014 No.12766521 File: 100 KB, 800x791, 674357ffd79a7081342a575884a30687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766510 >that snake familiar Every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:16:59 2014 No.12766527 >>12766519 I'm trying to convey a more gentle possibility to anons who aren't a fan of the kidnap and rape you until you like it amazons. But if I'm told it's a shit idea, what can I do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:18:02 2014 No.12766531 >>12766519 Dormouse is rapebait, but she can be tenderly loved as well. Amazon is a hardened cunt, that's just what she is, both her profile and threadcanon support this, I have no idea why you're trying to switch them now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:18:16 2014 No.12766532 >>12766510 Well, making your own place, where people can share ideas,pics and links isn't really that difficult.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:19:23 2014 No.12766535 >>12766521 >"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:19:46 2014 No.12766536
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>>12766510
It's like I said a while ago, there are no heroes left in manticore.

>>12766500
While I'm all for positive reinforcement and have something in mind for pretty far future, it doesn't really work out like that. Deflective shitposters don't really care what anyone says or does so long as there's one word somewhere that triggers their autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:20:20 2014 No.12766539 >>12766527 I hate amazon. I like your idea >>12765953 here, too bad it'll never stick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:21:47 2014 No.12766544 >>12766539 I'm not that anon though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:22:13 2014 No.12766546 >>12766536 You know where you are, why are you trying to act cool?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:23:59 2014 No.12766553 >>12766535 Hi Kuze.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:24:04 2014 No.12766554

>>12765953
I'd recommend re-naming it something other than Amazon. Like how the wolf-fags re-named their idealize werewolf a dire wolf. This would prevent confusion and knee-jerk anti-amazon shitposting when they're mentioned.

The question is, what name? Maybe a regional prefix? (River Amazon, Wildlands Amazon, etc) Or something related to their skills or appearance? (Archer Amazons, Longhorn Amazons, Pale Amazons, etc).

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:25:44 2014 No.12766559 >>12766554 >Hinterlands Amazon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:26:22 2014 No.12766562 File: 518 KB, 744x1052, 1370656245543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >thread dies whenever amazon is mentioned Can we fucking cast her aside now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:27:25 2014 No.12766564 >>12766562 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:27:44 2014 No.12766569 >>12766562 B-But I want to be cuddled by a big STRONK woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:28:11 2014 No.12766572 >>12766562 And Shittymora, too, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:28:53 2014 No.12766574 >>12766554 Nomad Amazon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:29:00 2014 No.12766575 Midlands amazon close to country girl as you can get , lives on the plains Woodland Amazon. Like elves only really fricking big River amazon, snu snu death guaranteed Wild amazon : Rape slavers!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:29:20 2014 No.12766577 >>12766564 No, fuck you, she's as bad as manticores.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:29:20 2014 No.12766578 >>12766572 I'll respectfully decline anon. I want a Kiki waifu and I will never stop loving them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:30:10 2014 No.12766580 >>12766562 Why is that Shirohebi looking at me like that for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:30:19 2014 No.12766582 File: 46 KB, 287x296, 3095734532342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Moose is still on hiatus

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:30:29 2014 No.12766584 >>12766562 >Complains about the shitposting. >Shitposts. You're killing me here mate...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:31:32 2014 No.12766587 >>12766582 No, he is in IRC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:31:53 2014 No.12766589 >>12766527 You can stop trying to save a shifty monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:32:01 2014 No.12766590 >>12766572 Seriously? >>12765886

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:33:22 2014 No.12766593 >>12766580 Because you're a casual who vapes. Smoke or chew your tobacco like a real man and she might think better of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:34:11 2014 No.12766596 >>12766590 Both are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:34:19 2014 No.12766597 >>12766587 fuck IRC, I'm not setting foot in there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:34:23 2014 No.12766598 >>12766554 How about Noble Amazons? (As opposed to KC amazons being "Wild" Amazons?) It carries the idea they're less savage, rather than being a specific tribe per se. So writers can still give them whatever appearance or skills they want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:34:26 2014 No.12766600 >>12766584 low quality bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:36:22 2014 No.12766604 My god, I can't even play Crypt of the Necrodancer for a few hours without the thread devolving into a storm That's it. Story Time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:36:47 2014 No.12766605 >>12766598 >amazons > noble

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:37:21 2014 No.12766607 File: 31 KB, 300x200, Amazon Sprite.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766598 >Ancient Rome with Amazons and Werewolves. I can get behind that. They'd probably wear stylized lorica segmentata.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:37:53 2014 No.12766609 >>12766596 Wow, and I though that other guy was full of hate. Which monstergirl do you like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:38:16 2014 No.12766611 >>12766593 No, I actually smoke like she does

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri Dec 5 21:38:41 2014 No.12766612 >>12766597 Probably for the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:39:07 2014 No.12766613 >>12766607 There was a dream that was Rome once. Then Lord Faggot fucked it up royally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:39:21 2014 No.12766614 >>12766600 Yes,i am indeed baiting you into not shitposting. How very observant of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:39:39 2014 No.12766616 >>12766611 Then take a bath, she can taste how bad you smell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:39:54 2014 No.12766618 >>12766612 Hi moose! >>12766597 I was just there. Its a dark and scary place, full of people!

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:40:37 2014 No.12766620

>>12766598
By that train of thought, it begs the reminder that most people aren't writing in the MGE world, they just use the profiles as creative concepts and inspiration for monster archetypes they wouldn't have known existed without.

Generally I imagine no one specifically knew of/to look up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kikimora and think "I could make something really fun out of that!" before KC got around to it.

Amazon and barbaric warrior tribes in general are common enough to not need KC to tell you they exist or validate their existence, which I think is the root of most problems. People can't or won't get off the coat tails.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:41:39 2014 No.12766623 >>12766614 >even more bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:41:52 2014 No.12766625 >>12766609 All of the ones that aren't spammed for weeks on these threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:42:00 2014 No.12766627 >>12766607 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:42:43 2014 No.12766630 >>12766620 Yeah, but it doesn't matter how sound your reasoning is if people keep shitposting because lolmeme. It's "stop liking what I don't like" at its finest. Have to rebrand to at least attempt to avoid some of that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:43:11 2014 No.12766634 >>12766623 Amazing...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:43:13 2014 No.12766635 >>12766625 So none.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:44:01 2014 No.12766639 It's time for the "lets do something different" poll Name your top 4 favorite MGs Mine are Fox dragon dark elf Shirohebi What about you guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:44:47 2014 No.12766642 >>12766618 If it is anything like the last IRC I was in, it's probably got its own drama and shitstorms that find their way into here in one way or the other. Except there there's names attached to it. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:45:04 2014 No.12766645 >>12766634 >he'll get tired eventually

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:45:09 2014 No.12766646 File: 198 KB, 1313x937, 11aceb1f50d602bf39bc98e22468a3bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766627 I can talk about monstergirls whenever I want, even if your autistic ass has aneurysm over it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:46:19 2014 No.12766648 >>12766646 I can hate them whenever you post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:46:26 2014 No.12766649 >>12766635 Everything but amazons, kikimoras, and Jinkos actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:46:36 2014 No.12766651 >>12765953 So re-write anon, is Noble Amazon okay, or should we keep workshopping it? Also if we're going to try and push an alternative variant, you might want to write up a pastebin so we won't have to re-explain it every time it comes up.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:46:40 2014 No.12766652

>>12766607
>monster girl rome
>amazons as centurions and such
>various monsters from various conquered regions
>from the proud anubis in the region of egypt to the savage wurms in asia minor all part of the roman empire
>you are a traveler wanting to explore Rome the capital of the civilized world
continue?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:47:18 2014 No.12766655 File: 491 KB, 710x1000, 1395473634531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766645 >Using classic "this is bait" lines to hide the fact that you are indeed stirring trouble Not him, but naw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:47:32 2014 No.12766656 File: 51 KB, 333x387, run and hide motherfucker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766649 Even matango and roper?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:47:35 2014 No.12766657 >>12766648 Not him, but if you're going to post things like >>12766627 whenever someone posts MG-related content that you dislike, you're essentially shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:49:12 2014 No.12766660 >>12766645 No keep going, this is hilarious.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:49:51 2014 No.12766663

>>12766655
How the fuck was I the one causing trouble? Whenever some fuck mentions amazon, some other fuck starts hating on her and there threads comes to a halt, I'd rather they be scrapped that having this bullshit continue. It's not like she the only femdom monster damnit. Now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:50:13 2014 No.12766665 >>12766656 I like to pretend they and Iron Maidens don't exist.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:50:35 2014 No.12766667

>>12766607
I actually see the ancient rome surviving in a world with monster girls, they are developed enough as a civilization for their time to actually put logistics and strategy against the demon lord, not to mention that their armies are one of the most disciplined of the world.

Writefags please more ancient rome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:52:24 2014 No.12766671 >>12766657 Posting amazon is shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:53:39 2014 No.12766674 I am waiting for Janet to come here in full force anytime now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:53:56 2014 No.12766677 >>12766671 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:54:14 2014 No.12766679 >>12766652 No, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:54:42 2014 No.12766682 >>12766616 I swear I took a shower earlier. You don't think she smells my fox wife on me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:55:26 2014 No.12766686 >>12766671 >Posting monstergirls is shitposting Bait jokes stopped being funny a long time ago, so I'm just going to ask: Why are you even here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:55:32 2014 No.12766688 >>12766665 You remind me of Riddick. >Hiding in the dark until you can't see what's fucking you, that the plan?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:56:43 2014 No.12766693

>>12766651
That would be a cool idea, though i'm not sure if noble amazon could fit that description from before, i mean they are nobles and yet they are nomads and wanderers.

I like "Nomad Amazon" though, is just that we might need to rework the description a bit, that wasn't as descriptive as some of us would like.

Any ideas?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:56:49 2014 No.12766695 >>12766679 No bully pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:57:30 2014 No.12766697 >>12766688 Well the difference here is that they actually don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:58:42 2014 No.12766700 >>12766682 Those tongues are very sensitive...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:59:19 2014 No.12766702 >>12766693 > ideas Stop forcing shit, barely monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:59:44 2014 No.12766704 >>12766693 Well, what do you mean by Nomad exactly? Native American style teepees that pack up villages and are hunter-gatherers? Or simply ronin-style solo travellers that act as mercenaries? Or something else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:02:09 2014 No.12766711 >>12766697 You kind of lost me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:05:19 2014 No.12766718 >>12766639 Kejourou Holstaurus Kraken Shirohebi so basically I'm a sucker for the gentle devoted types.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:06:30 2014 No.12766720

>>12766704
They would travel as a tribe, more like native americans indeed, the nomadic lifestyle is not exactly the problem, is just that there's not really something that makes them "noble" per se.

Maybe give them a craftwork or something, like the gnomes and their metal craft, something that can make them nobles and not just some wanderers with good education, but i'm not sure if that would contradict that warrior-only culture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:07:29 2014 No.12766723 >>12766639 Eh sure, I'll play. Dragon(vanilla) Cheshire Anubis Hellhound(prematurely, I admit)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:10:28 2014 No.12766731 >>12766718 You sure about that last one?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:10:30 2014 No.12766732
File: 2.01 MB, 1300x2888, Amazon_vase.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12766607
>>12766598
The Amazons from myth were actually pretty fucking civilized.
The only reason why people say they are tribal savages is because of the fucking river which was called in their name by some faggot because he found a tribe of all-female warriors living in there.

The Amazons supposedly lived in the regions of Pontus and Sythia, places in the Mediterranean and not some backwards jungle. Their culture was mostly Hellenistic (That means they are like Greeks not necessarily from Greece).
They didn't allowed men to live in their settlements and much less copulate with them, but they did went on raids on neighboring villages to rape men for the sole purpose of procreation, then killing them, plundering their homes, setting fire to their homes, salting their lands and then leaving their children to survive I the wild.

Basically what any soldier in an army of the age did on a daily basis, except gender-swapped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:10:38 2014 No.12766733 >>12766639 Shirohebi Apophis Kunoichi Valkyrie/Dark Valkyrie

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:11:46 2014 No.12766735

>>12766720
Actually, making them follow the Native Americans thematically would probably fit them perfectly. They're still savage in that they're hunters and gatherers rather farmers or settlers, and they still have opportunity to hone their combat skills because they rely on hunting and maybe fight for hunting grounds.

It would also help explain their lack of metaphorical man-slaving, because like the Native Americans they trade with civilized folks. Likely for cured meat, furs, herbs and herbal remedies, etc. So they can't afford to just attack every man on sight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:12:05 2014 No.12766738 >>12766731 Yeah I like Shirohebi alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:12:31 2014 No.12766740 >>12766704 >>12766720 >>12766732 SHUT UP ABOUT AMAZONS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:13:18 2014 No.12766743 >>12766639 Manticore Sandworm Pharoah Wyvern

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:13:32 2014 No.12766744 >>12766738 Okay but, you did put her last in your list.

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Fri Dec 5 22:14:20 2014 No.12766749

God damned 4chan dying on me last night just before my last post.

Just posting with trip to say next round of CYOA will be sunday night. I'll be pushing the plot along more due to work getting busier and less chances to do it.

Still trying to figure out what to do with an egypt area CYOA.
Gabby new game+ CYOA idea kept bugging me, mostly due to how the way it ended left a bad taste in my mouth.
Just trying to get ideas to bounce around before master anon CYOA is finished so tell me what you think or suggest things.

>>12766639
Dormouse
Hinezumi
Nekomata
Kitsune

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:14:32 2014 No.12766751 >>12766744 it wasn't really in a particular order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:14:49 2014 No.12766754 >>12766720 >>12766732 >Magitek based, tail-mounted scorpio. >>12766740 Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:15:19 2014 No.12766758 >>12766749 >Still trying to figure out what to do with an egypt area CYOA. Well, then I just so happened to write up something I had in mind for you. Give me a minute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:15:27 2014 No.12766759 >>12766740 >Stop liking what I don't like!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:16:03 2014 No.12766761 >>12766751 She might not see it that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:16:37 2014 No.12766764 >>12766749 To take into consideration. http://pastebin.com/qUdje4r6 I hope it works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:17:28 2014 No.12766765 >>12766761 Wouldn't she be more angry over the fact that there were 3 others on the list in the first place?

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:17:39 2014 No.12766766
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>>12766732
The Amazons sometimes took men as slaves from some of their conquests in some legends, but they were actually pretty chaste, and only copulated with them once or twice a year.

They did sometimes marry men from neighboring towns and city-states in perfectly consensual relationships, mostly to explain the birth of some group of specially warlike people in the region.

There's also the whole thing with one of Herakles tasks involving some pling from their queen, and Theseus marrying Hippolyta in some myths, and Antiope in others instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:17:50 2014 No.12766767 >>12766754 Fuck you , may every amazon have their breasts cut off, their limbs crushed, and their whore wombs scraped out with a burning poker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:19:06 2014 No.12766771 >>12766765 Yep, but you caught on too late. Enjoy your flames.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:21:51 2014 No.12766777 File: 24 KB, 400x462, 1417144154123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766767

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:24:57 2014 No.12766790 >>12766767 >Being this upset over someone discussing monstergirls >Absolutely nothing else but monstergirls You're sounding like Metaknight or some shit.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:26:37 2014 No.12766793

>>12766735
Yeah it would fit, since the normal amazoness are hostile and dangerous they would live only on the most backward places, but these noble amazoness would stick to more civilized lands and not only to forests, like elfs but less nazi.

Still kinda seems lacking in the "noble" part though, maybe if we give them some "tribal wisdom" on things or something i dunno like unique survival knowledge or some unique combat style, i am not knowledgeable in the native american topic since i am not american so maybe someone can explain more about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:27:07 2014 No.12766794 >>12766777 >>12766790 Don't fall for the bait. He's not upset, he's just here to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:29:31 2014 No.12766804 >>12766771 What Shirohebi would be after me anyway? That one whom I made brief eye-contact with at the grocery store? Nah it'll be fine. I mean I'm alone in this house in the middle of the night. What's the worst that could happen.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:29:47 2014 No.12766805

>>12766793
It's very loosely based inspiration, you can fill in the gaps as fancies you. Just throw out some questions if you have them, here (or in IRC if the shitposting gets too much here).

I'd recommend writing up a pastebin bio ASAP so we can codify this and prevent it from fading into obscurity, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:31:13 2014 No.12766808 >>12766804 And thus, anon was never heard from again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:32:53 2014 No.12766811 >you will never grow up in a household with a perverted mg onee sama http://exhentai.org/g/740905/71642c37b6/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:35:51 2014 No.12766816 File: 89 KB, 458x637, werecat cs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766811 >No Werecat onee-san to get proactively dated by and have daughterus with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:36:15 2014 No.12766817 >>12766700 I don't suppose she would let me find out how sensitive it is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:43:18 2014 No.12766832 >>12766816 Mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:43:43 2014 No.12766834 >>12766749 Oh goody, you're back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:45:49 2014 No.12766837 >>12766749 So what do you think about >>12766764? The central idea, I'll admit, was to make it somewhat akin to the whole SMT style of reaching an ending, except in this case, there's no right or wrong or best girl to pick in this scenario.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:47:59 2014 No.12766839 >>12766639 Kitsunes Cats Snakes Wolfus I realize that's very general, but I can't be assed.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:56:40 2014 No.12766859

>>12766837

Judging from how people go with CYOA here, it'd definitely end up even in the points and everyone would think I'm forcing one girl on them that they might not want.
The plot itself is alright, though feels a bit cliched to me. Defeating someone who took over a nation would take a rather long time though. Not that an end point is bad.
And the one thing I did manage to cement has a 'harem' mentality for the region due to 10:1 female:male ratio, meaning only high status MGs would have a man to themselves. Just to give the people what they want.
I'm glad that you took the time to write down the suggestions for me though, really!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:57:25 2014 No.12766861 >>12766209 Is it bad I would probably read this? Anon and his cat would be fine too

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 22:57:43 2014 No.12766863

>>12766808

Oh you're a such a kidder. I did see the trace of a snake tail zoom past my window and maybe heard a something tap on it too. But really; wouldn't a Shirohebi have better things to do? The way you put it makes it seem although they'd be watching this very thread.

Oh weird there's someone knocking on my door. I wonder who'd be visiting me now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:00:18 2014 No.12766868 File: 139 KB, 1200x1000, 1417838418993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be okay if your lamia waifu got a little fat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:00:21 2014 No.12766869 File: 358 KB, 1920x1038, Too lewd for a Christian Imageboard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wasn't really sure where to upload this, so I'll just post it here, censored And I don't want to get banned

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:00:31 2014 No.12766870 >>12766859 >Defeating someone who took over a nation would take a rather long time though. Damn. I should've thought about that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:01:23 2014 No.12766871 >>12766863 RUN FOOL!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:02:18 2014 No.12766874 >>12766868 So that's where the turkey went.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:02:42 2014 No.12766875 >>12766869 You. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:03:51 2014 No.12766877 >>12766868 I worship Hathor, any monster girl I end up with is going to be HEALTHy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:04:31 2014 No.12766878 File: 99 KB, 500x612, f543d9d0ef66ead24e06c1d428c00488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766817 Only if you're gentle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:08:29 2014 No.12766880 >>12766877 Look, that's cool and all, but I really wish you guys would stop coming to my door please?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:09:39 2014 No.12766886 http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4 Continuation fucking when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:10:32 2014 No.12766888 >>12766871 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ErrlgLpLH8 So many run for safety. From the danger of falling in love like this. Danger of fall apart in the hands of another.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:11:32 2014 No.12766890 >>12766869 You should upload to imgur and link it here

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:12:38 2014 No.12766891 >>12766888 Rabid MGs eating each other out when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:14:26 2014 No.12766894 >>12766891 >Red-headed asshole getting slapped for telling his MG friend to eat another girl out >After saying countless times that she doesn't want to do it because she's not about that life

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:14:41 2014 No.12766895 >>12766880 I love it when the Ammy women stop by mmmmm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:15:27 2014 No.12766897 >>12766888 >Crispin Freeman and Steve Blum will never voice in an SMT game again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:15:33 2014 No.12766898 >>12766868 Dick her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:16:23 2014 No.12766900 >>12766869 >>12766890 http://i.imgur.com/jpNGoU9.png I honestly didn't know that imgur allowed anonymous uploading

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:17:18 2014 No.12766906 >>12766897 B-But why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:19:49 2014 No.12766912 >>12766894 >Mick the Slug girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:21:15 2014 No.12766917 >>12766906 Union shit I don't fucking know. Probably the reason Dave Wittenberg isn't Teddie anymore. Cielo was his best SMT role though. At least Crispin does stuff with Platinum Games now, and Blum is in fucking everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:22:04 2014 No.12766919 >>12766912 >Werebat girl >Lazily named... >Bat Genius.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:22:21 2014 No.12766921 >>12766917 >Get hard all of a sudden. >Look at thread. >Platinum Games. Now it all makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:24:51 2014 No.12766930 >>12766921 >Monstergirl character action game by Platinum games >Main Character voiced by Crispin Freeman >Unlockable Sundowner moveset Would you play it? And what other ideas would you add in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:26:26 2014 No.12766934 >>12766930 Only if the Lamia is playable, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:26:37 2014 No.12766935 >>12766297 >Lethal Lava Loaf >Princess Cake I would gladly take the job. But I am the farthest thing from a bishie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:27:19 2014 No.12766939 >>12766930 Shit dude, I godda get new pants first. Hell yeah I would play it. As for what I would add? Maybe go the Persona route and focus on the Characters, or maybe put some VN stuff in there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:28:09 2014 No.12766943 >>12766930 >Unlockable Sundowner moveset Don't forget Baldur. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRAL_pbFNkI

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:29:53 2014 No.12766948 >>12766749 Shame that last post didn't get posted. 4chan fucked up at exactly the wrong time. Still looking forward to Anubis Route of Egypt CYOA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:33:07 2014 No.12766956 >>12766948 Honestly, I would love a Pharaoh route. Everybody loves Anubis, and Apophis is pretty saturated already. I wanna see something new in that. But a jackal is fine too.

Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:33:59 2014 No.12766961

>>12766943
>The secret bosses are all past bosses from previous platinum games.
>Sundowner, Baldur, ect.
>Beating them all unlocks an area simply marked ???
>It's a simple desert with nothing in it
>Nothing but a man who simply takes one look at you and says "It's been a while, huh?"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKY starts playing.
>It's motherfucking Gene.
>"Bear with me, I'm a bit rusty."
>Beating him unlocks him as a playable character.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard would you get at that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:35:32 2014 No.12766963 >>12766839 >cats What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:36:14 2014 No.12766965 File: 329 KB, 722x1024, Khepri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766956 Khepri?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:38:08 2014 No.12766970 >>12766961 11/10, diamond toughness, can cut through anything. But seriously, about that Kejourou/Apophis Bayonetta combo...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:38:42 2014 No.12766971 >>12766898 Into shape? >>12766874 Big girl's gotta eat. I'm not baneposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:39:09 2014 No.12766972 >>12766965 A Scarab, too, is fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:39:19 2014 No.12766973 >>12766963 Nekomatas, Werecats, Jinkos, Sphinx, Cheshire

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:39:46 2014 No.12766975 >>12766965 Love her, wish more people did too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:41:14 2014 No.12766980 >>12766749 Make Arachnotaur have an appearance as the Loli Ushi Oni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:42:29 2014 No.12766984 >>12766980 In which one specifically?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:43:38 2014 No.12766987 >>12766805 Here http://pastebin.com/jwf5f7dc How did i do? i have to admit that i am no writefag so this is my first attempt at writting something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:43:45 2014 No.12766988 >>12766984 In the Egypt one so it fits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:50:49 2014 No.12767002 >>12766987 Am I correct in calling this fanfiction?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:52:39 2014 No.12767005 >>12766639 Holstaurus Kikimora Cyclops Oomukade

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:53:42 2014 No.12767008 >>12767002 Call it whatever you like, i was just given some ideas for an alternate amazoness bio so i wrote it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:56:23 2014 No.12767011 >>12766987 >Resisting the overwrite of the demon lord Well that ended before it began. What mary sue trait allowed this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:56:29 2014 No.12767012 >>12766987 Well, I like it more than the canon one...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:58:33 2014 No.12767021 >>12767011 None, i never said they did, read the last paragraph.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:58:39 2014 No.12767022 >>12767011 All he said was that the culture didn't get entirely fucked. They still go after men and all that; mantis and lizardman and others have done similar things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 23:58:48 2014 No.12767025 >>12766961 My boner can pierce the heavens right now. Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:01:54 2014 No.12767032 >>12766987 Not smutty enough, it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:03:09 2014 No.12767035 >>12766987 >http://pastebin.com/jwf5f7dc Looks pretty good. The only thing I'd add is also a section specifically dedicated to appearance and dress. Since it has no picture, obviously you'll have to rely on text instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:04:48 2014 No.12767037 >>12767022 Similar how? Mantis and Jinko are effectively kuudere, but once they awaken, they're deredere. It says they held on to their traditions, how, when sex becomes the main goal of every monster in the new order. I'm not convinced.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:07:44 2014 No.12767043

>>12767011

Alternatively, it could be that they still have the lusty disposition of other semi-succubi humanoids, but are trained to resist it (much like men are with their impulses in public) since it would ruin their relations with other cultures with whom they rely on for trade. It could also be spun off as part of their mind-over-matter ascetic training.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:08:19 2014 No.12767045

>>12767037
Well it is all about perspective, some people say that the continous lust they have for sex means that they want to go at it 24/7. Others say that it means it is a priority for the mg but they still do other things with their time.

So who's to believe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:09:14 2014 No.12767047 >>12766987 >http://pastebin.com/jwf5f7dc Why the fuck are we doing this? Why do we need a separate species to appease the shitposters? Amazons were never all rapeslavers. This is so fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:09:22 2014 No.12767048 where the fuck is bob

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:10:05 2014 No.12767050 >>12766282 Me too. Get to writing.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:10:49 2014 No.12767052

>>12767043
>it could be that they still have the lusty disposition of other semi-succubi humanoids, but are trained to resist it

Okay, if we're playing by MGE rules, this simply cannot be. And there are no half mamono, if they're amazons, they're full succubi, the most lustful class. Succubi denying lust, do you know how stupid that sounds?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:11:17 2014 No.12767053

>>12767047
Also,

>shyly looking for the man's company

Why does everything have to be shy for you fags to like it?

And if you want this whole "values strong men and willpower and competition" the salamander already has that. So does the ogre. Why are you making another.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:11:37 2014 No.12767057

>>12767037
>Mantis and Jinko are effectively kuudere, but once they awaken, they're deredere.
So they switch dere types, what's your point? That still doesn't change the fact that they spend long sums of time not fucking constantly.

>>12767037
>It says they held on to their traditions, how, when sex becomes the main goal of every monster in the new order.
It's also been said t hat sex is about as important as a meal. There's plenty of time between meals for culture; the rest of the world has been doing it since the beginning of man. You've also got things like elves running around that straight up don't like men but still attack them from time to time. You're thinking in absolutes when there actually aren't any.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:11:55 2014 No.12767058 >>12767047 >Amazons were never all rapeslavers. What? >>12767048 Dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:11:55 2014 No.12767059 >>12767048 where he belongs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:12:13 2014 No.12767060 >>12767021 >the noble amazons still retain their traditions and culture from before the succubi invasion that changed most tribes forcefully. You having a giggle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:13:12 2014 No.12767064 >>12767052 >Succubi denying lust, do you know how stupid that sounds? As stupid as elves, alps and alice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:13:25 2014 No.12767066 >>12767058 >What? Why do we need to come up with a new species. Regular amazons are not rapeslavers as the shitposters say. You don't need a subspecies to correct that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:14:53 2014 No.12767068 >>12767057 I say again, if they're gonna be "part of" MGE, this cannot fly.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:15:56 2014 No.12767072

>>12767052
>>12767068
If you're using KC canon, the whole Succubi-type race is basically just a stand-in term for "relatively humanoid", meaning not a half-beast, half-girl type. Unless elves, dwarves, ninjas, vampires, fairies, angels, and elementals are all actually succubi who just happen to look like other races.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:18:16 2014 No.12767078

>>12767057
My point is that a succubus restraining herself it's really, scratch that, near impossible. They were human before the change. Not demigod, or anything that special, and they're gonna resist an overwrite that changed fucking chaos demons? My bullshit detector is off the charts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:18:43 2014 No.12767080 >>12766987 "Noble" should be more like "chivalrous lady knight". Keep the gender role reversal, but add chivalry and emphasis on treating men delicately.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:19:27 2014 No.12767082

>>12767068
So you're already down to repeating yourself with no counterargument? Look at dwarves: they're well known for mining shit and crafting jewelry. Being a monster doesn't mean you've got sex on the brain/in your body 24/7, just a lot.

>>12767078
I already pointed out one species that does that just fine with a few moments of weakness in the post you quoted though. There's precedent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:20:50 2014 No.12767084 >>12767078 See the post just above yours. You're confusing "full succubus MG" with "anything in the succubus sub-race/type".

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:22:50 2014 No.12767092

>>12767072
Anon, all MGs are part inma under the new demon lord. Those you mentioned got the most of it and became succubi, they're not halves, lust takes precedence over all for a succubus, it's ridiculous to say otherwise. Even docile monsters like holsts have a wild side.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:24:17 2014 No.12767098 >>12767084 IT'S STILL A FUCKING SUCCUBUS! Look at the family each of those you mentioned belongs to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:25:53 2014 No.12767103 >>12767080 Otherwise there's not much to differentiate her from any other warrior MG. And this whole "follows the guy around" clause is kind of bullshit.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:26:54 2014 No.12767106

>>12766935
>Jabberwock Christmas Cake puts out 'Help Wanted' posters all across Monster Girl City to try and get a cute human boy
>Wait eagerly at the desk for the possible future employees to run in
>Hours pass
>No one comes
>Hope begins to fade
>She puts her head in her Big Meaty Claws, about to cry
>Hears the door open
>Is it the cute young skinny feminine bishounen human boy she's been dreaming of for years?
>Head swings up to see who it is
>It's a fat sweaty NEET who pants heavily as he says he's here for the job
>Jabberwock tries not to cry
>Cries a lot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:27:05 2014 No.12767107 >>12766987 A polished turns us still a turf. Remove amazon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:27:15 2014 No.12767108 >>12767098 >IT'S STILL A FUCKING SUCCUBUS! And? Both tigers and your average tabby cat are felines, being in the same family doesn't mean as much as you might think. KC seems to treat the succubi family like >>12767072 already explained.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:27:47 2014 No.12767110

>>12767092
Two issues:

Firstly, you're presuming monsters don't have some degree of self-restraint. If they didn't, literally every MG would attack men on sight. Some are intelligent enough to realize that "playing the long game" of charming and courtship can yield better results. Still following lust, but still with restraint. (Same thing with men in real life going through the song and dance that is dating)

Secondly, there are some MGs that aren't totally lust-driven. The Bicorn, the Himizumi, and the Dormouse are examples of that.

>>12767098
See the first point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:28:12 2014 No.12767111 >>12767080 >>12767103 >knights I hadn't said anything but if you're passing barbarians off as knights we're going to have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:28:19 2014 No.12767113 File: 406 KB, 1000x1399, BTE7_03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beyond the End 7 got an English translation. http://exhentai.org/g/763830/dc8974dbea/ >Dat Granberia story. >Muh heartstrings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:29:20 2014 No.12767117 >>12767106 She needs to contact MGC central Admin for their dating service Christmas is coming up fast, they will set up dates for people there

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:31:12 2014 No.12767120 Yaoi and furry posts in a monster girl thread? My, how the mighty have fallen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:31:23 2014 No.12767121 File: 66 KB, 573x603, 1417843883175.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767113 >Dat Granberia story. >Granberries Not even worth looking at

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:32:14 2014 No.12767123

>>12767111
They're not literally knights but if you're trying to go with "noble" there should be a strong vein of chivalry. You are trying to make them "civilized" right?

So they retain the thing about being raised to think men are weaker, but instead of kidnapping and dragging them to their village they find a man and protect him like a delicate flower.

Role reversed chivalry isn't a thing in KC. Why not make her dedicated to it? It could be an interesting niche and dynamic.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:32:17 2014 No.12767124

>>12767108
>>12767110
Oh my god, you ARE fucking stupid, I'm just gonna post this and let the shitposters have you.

>And more than anything, in general, all “monsters” are lustful, and instinctual. They are devoted to pleasure and desire, and they always want to have sex with men badly. Due to these goals, they coercively have sex with human men, and attack them in order to rape them.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:32:37 2014 No.12767127

Anyone else notice its been nothing but
Amazon a hit
No U
amazons are rapeslavers
no they arent
Kikimora stuff love kikimora
Amazons arent rapeslavers
yes they are
No they arent
More kiki stuff
much love
more kiki stuff
Amazon subspecies
wtf
No U

This has been going on for 2 or 3 days now

I'm going to go PRO FLUFFY!

Who want some delicious fluffy tails!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:33:34 2014 No.12767132 >>12767123 >they find a man and protect him like a delicate flower. That is really insulting. That guy from earlier was right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:34:10 2014 No.12767137 >>12767127 Sure. Sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:34:37 2014 No.12767140 >>12767127 Kikis are fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:34:58 2014 No.12767142 >>12767124 >>12767098 Man, the raging butthurt in here is hilarious. >NOFUCKU THREADCANON IS VERBOTEN ONLY MY HEADCANON COUNTSTHEWRKERNWMR!!1!111111One

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:35:22 2014 No.12767143 >>12767123 I think there's a rough picture of what a "noble" amazon could be here: http://pastebin.com/31E95KLK Wanderer, chivalrous, protects men from rapetrains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:36:29 2014 No.12767147 >>12767124 So by your reasoning all MG should attack men on sight? They're so sex-starved that courting or having any sort of relationship or peaceful contact is forbidden? Are you still trying to argue that this is MGE canon? Heh.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:37:21 2014 No.12767150

>>12767120
Trolls, nothing more.

>>12767123
>Role reversed chivalry isn't a thing in KC. Why not make her dedicated to it?

I for one draw the line at being treated like a fucking girl. One wants to be on top, fine, but being treated like a woman? FUCK OFF. do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:37:59 2014 No.12767151 >>12767132 How the fuck is that insulting? She's a fucking muscle warrior. She is probably stronger than most men. Why are you so easily offended? Are you so prideful that you can't bear the thought of a woman protecting you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:39:25 2014 No.12767155 I say a fox womans tail is equal to half her height in length, or should it be close to her height in length Example 6 foot tall fox woman has 3 foot long tail, or 6 foot long tail? What do you guys think?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:40:05 2014 No.12767158

>>12767124
Firstly
>"in general"
Is used as carte blanche to make exceptions whenever the writer damn well pleases, and secondly, even KC doesn't follow that because he built himself a loophole; look at alice, dormouse, unicorn and to a lesser extent hinezumi. The MGE doesn't actually work the way you think it does.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:40:11 2014 No.12767159

>>12767147
I'm to tired from all the shitposting to make a more concise argument right now, just know that I won't accept this, and I'm clearly not alone.

>>12767142
First, you type like a fag. Second, this this you are doing is the definition of imposing headcanon in the thread. Are you kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:40:28 2014 No.12767160 >>12767150 So you're ok with other MGs being rapetrains but not one who wants to treat you nice, while still retaining the dom? It's not like you're putting on a fucking dress. You're just being protected. What's the big deal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:40:28 2014 No.12767161 >>12767155 Maybe a 6 foot tall fox with a 4 foot long tail? real fox tails are pretty long

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:41:47 2014 No.12767164 Do you like long slender tails, or massive fluffy appendages?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:43:17 2014 No.12767166 >>12767164 I think its ok being either. some look great with massive fluffy tails Multi-tailed foxes would have long slender ones

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:43:57 2014 No.12767170

>>12767151
>>12767151
The setting runs on femdom, mostly. On a dominant, female sexual partner, nowhere does it say that men are delicate flowers and that they stop being soldiers, or generally, being men. You want men to be treated like women, that is really insulting and if you don't understand that, something is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:44:24 2014 No.12767171 >>12767155 I have a thing for long fluffy tails on them

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:45:26 2014 No.12767176

>>12767159
>Y-you're wrong, you're just lucky I don't feel like beating you today! I'll let you g-go for now!

Sure got shonen fighting manga up in here fast.

Also, if several members in the thread create something together collaboratively, it kind of is threadcanon. Unless threadcanon means literally every individual in /mgt/ has to agree on something (in which case, threadcanon doesn't exist).

No matter how you argue it, the 1-2 shitposters are basically boiling it down to "stop liking what I don't like!" They're just too egotistical to admit it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:45:27 2014 No.12767177 >>12761783 Best Shirohebi art I have seen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:46:21 2014 No.12767179 >>12767113 I take back what i said, it was okay

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:47:19 2014 No.12767181 >>12767160 >It's not like you're putting on a fucking dress. That's exactly what the guy you're making this for wants. To be a girl, a princess, sorry, but take your fanfiction elsewhere. Onis are dominant, but they don't treat you like a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:48:16 2014 No.12767182 Is MGQ really worth playing? I love monstergirls and all, but I'm not sure I want to sink the time into that game.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:49:34 2014 No.12767186

>>12767181
Sure is insecure around here.

If there's an MG that treats you a way you don't like, then just avoid it. No one's forcing you to waifu any particular MG. Or are you going to try to force sub MGs to be femdom or vice versa while you're at it?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:49:49 2014 No.12767188

>>12767176
>Y-you're wrong, you're just lucky I don't feel like beating you today! I'll let you g-go for now!

Whatever makes you feel safer.

>Also, if several members in the thread create something together collaboratively, it kind of is threadcanon

LIke futacat? And amazon husband beaters and slavers? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:51:28 2014 No.12767192 >>12767186 Call me whatever the fuck you want, you always do. Reality check, I'm not insecure, I'm firm in my masculinity and it doesn't want to be a fucking girl. Fuck your "noble" amazon.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:51:56 2014 No.12767194

Guys, can we calm down and talk about Dormice?

Like how much fun it is to whisper into their ears while they're sleeping.

Or how nice it is to cuddle with one on the couch.

How how great it is to put a bun in that oven.

And just think of how cute little dormice daughterus would be!

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:52:56 2014 No.12767198

>>12767170
>The setting runs on femdom, mostly. On a dominant, female sexual partner, nowhere does it say that men are delicate flowers and that they stop being soldiers

Of course. I just said that KC has nothing like this except the "values opposite most people" clause in the amazoness's profile.

>or being men

How are you not a man all of a sudden?

It's not "womanly" to get protected, or to be weaker than a strong warrior. They were raised warriors, right? Of course they're stronger than most men.

Hell, role reversal is one of the only distinctive things about amazonesses in the first place. And KC covers just about ever goddamn (non-futa-scat-etc.) fetish in the book. So why not this one?

I mean I realize there's no point in talking to you if you get offended by something so trivial.

>>12767181
So you want another generic equal warrior MG? Why? That niche is already filled by a bunch of MGs.

If you change so much she's hardly even related to an amazoness anymore. I don't see the point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:53:08 2014 No.12767201 >>12767194 We tried to talk about fox women and it failed Guess its amazon all the time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:53:09 2014 No.12767200 >>12767194 I want to whisper in one's ear to give her chuuni dreams then make her explain them to me in a flustered voice when she finalfuckingly wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:53:36 2014 No.12767202 >>12767194 Honestly, I'd rather have one whisper in her sleep. Don't leave me...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:53:54 2014 No.12767204 >>12767194 I would kill to cuddle a cute Dormouse right now.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:53:57 2014 No.12767205

>>12767192
Again, no one is forcing you to waifu them any more than you're being forced to enjoy only femdom monsters, or sub monsters. Why not tell them all to fuck off every time they're discussed.

I suspect it's genuinely because others like something you do not. Hence all the resorting to CAPS, "fuck you"s, and personal insults you've been throwing about this thread, instead of relatively reasoned counter-arguments.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:54:13 2014 No.12767207 >>12767194 I wanna watch one roll around the floor in its sleep. Yes I have seen one do that in real life, was cute, well a field mouse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:55:27 2014 No.12767215 >>12767207 >Field Mouse as a Dormouse subspecies. >"Accidentally" falls asleep outdoors, waiting for a man to stumble over her like a rape-me landmine of temptation. Like a trap-door spider but sexier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:56:17 2014 No.12767219 >>12767194 You had me til bun in the oven. Enjoy your litter of 3-6 daughters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:57:02 2014 No.12767223 >>12767219 I will, thank you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:57:06 2014 No.12767224 >>12767194 nyanon, we know you love dormice but maybe you should let them sleep every once in a while

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:57:40 2014 No.12767227 >>12767194 If you had a dormouse girl she'd be sleeping on your lap right now. Imagine that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:58:16 2014 No.12767228 >>12767224 They sleep all the time even when he is sexing them Only time they are awake is to eat. She sleeps so much she can't even remember his name.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:58:26 2014 No.12767229

>>12767198
It's not "womanly" to get protected, or to be weaker than a strong warrior

You know why guys put off going to the doctor, to cry when hurt, to ask for help unless it's impossible to something any other way and they still try? It's wrong to be weak.

>Hell, role reversal is one of the only distinctive things about amazonesses in the first place. And KC covers just about ever goddamn (non-futa-scat-etc.) fetish in the book. So why not this one?

Because he made waifus, not you being the waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 00:59:18 2014 No.12767233 >>12767228 >"Oh, who are you again...." zzzzzzz

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:00:23 2014 No.12767239 >>12767229 What about the physical rapist type MGs like Ushi-Oni? Being forced to have sex, imprisoned, and being kept like an object isn't really any more or less effeminate than being protected for being weaker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:00:26 2014 No.12767240 >>12767227 That sounds heavy for me and uncomfortable for everyone involved. No, better to have her in a bed where you can freely snuggle/apply the D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:01:35 2014 No.12767244 >>12767240 Lets see, calculating the size of an actual dormouse to weight ratio. I come up with a 4 foot tall adult weighing around 60-70 lbs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:02:06 2014 No.12767248 >>12767205 He's not me, fuck off with your fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:03:11 2014 No.12767253 >>12767239 It's one thing to be overpowered by an attacker, it's another to be protected, cause you're too weak to do it yourself, especially by a woman. You've never been in a fight, have you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:03:35 2014 No.12767256 >>12766970 >Someone else remembers and repeats my ideas. What a nice feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:04:13 2014 No.12767259 >>12767244 Sorry, I miscalculated 50-60 lbs

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:04:52 2014 No.12767261

>>12767244
I'm in an office chair. That'd mean 60-70 pound of rarely shifting weight somehow curled into my lap for hours at a time with little movement and no bathroom breaks on my part. I'd really rather just have her in the bed or somehow with just her head in my lap. Or, better yet, I'd need to buy a new laptops so this might actually work comfortably in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:05:15 2014 No.12767262 >>12767244 >>12767259 would hinezumi be about the same?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:05:42 2014 No.12767265

>>12767072
All MGs in the MGE are Quasi-Succubi, due to being MGs in the first place only because of a Succubus Demon Lord.

Because of this, you are right. All the ones that are not already some kind of "Beast", or are just mostly humanoid, thus become "Succubusoid" instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:07:13 2014 No.12767267 >>12767106 >Fat sweaty NEET sees the obvious look of disappointment on her face. >Knows the whole "MGs will take anyone" is bullshit. >Hangs head in shame and leaves. >Goes to cry at a maid café. >Or to sympathetic pretty-bros at Butler café.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:07:26 2014 No.12767268
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>>12767182

It's okayish, battles are very repetitive, lots of weird fetishs (lots of vore to name one fetish), part 1 and 2 are okay, never completed part 3 personally but a lot of people say it's shit, need a good computer because the game works on a jerry rigged VN engine that is not optimized.

Just don't go to /vg/'s /mgqg/ and complain about the fetishs.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:07:30 2014 No.12767269

>>12767240
>>12767244
>>12767261

>A weresheep suddenly pops in with a charming smile.

Remember, we at the we at the E-Z-Sleep Inc. Ltd. Co. cater to all types of customers, and can deliver you a Dormouse Daki to best suit your tastes! Just pick out your combination of physical traits, personality, and size and we'll do the rest!

Dormouse too large for you? Why not get a younger one! MGC allows us to deliver them to you as young as ten! Not your taste? Larger, softer variants are also available! Contact us now!

KC's world guide book says MG can start husband-hunting as young as ten, so Dormice they could presumably still be quite light.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:07:34 2014 No.12767270 >>12767261 Or you can be like me and use my 42 inch led TV as a monitor and have a nice reclining chair . But in your case a chair large enough for the both of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:08:37 2014 No.12767272 >>12767262 What is her height anyway? I figured her to be more like 5 foot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:10:09 2014 No.12767277 >>12767269 I would never be able to sex a younger MG. Even if it was legal. Once shes older I'll think about it.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:10:10 2014 No.12767278

>>12767229
Let me just get something straight - you are one of the people trying to work with the idea of a "noble" amazon, right? You're not just some full amazon-hater that I mistakenly replied to?

Because if you are, just ignore this post because there's no reason for me to talk to you.

> It's wrong to be weak.
I'm not even going to bother with this and get into a tangential argument.

My basic point is, if you want equal warriors go waifu a salamander. They are almost the same thing as what was posted in that pastebin, only that one is calm. What's written in that pastebin is an amazoness basically in name only. Why not use this opportunity for something else? No one's forcing you to like this proposed MG.

But if you're so offended over something silly like role reversal and are dead set against it then just stop replying to me. The idea of a new subspecies was bad anyway, and I don't see the point of making another generic MG just so the shitposters won't whine about it.

>>12767239
I don't understand how you people could be ok with rape and whatnot but all of a sudden flip the fuck out when completely harmless role reversal is mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:12:07 2014 No.12767280 >>12767240 They're pretty light, I'm sure. And you can still snuggle and apply the D while she's in your lap. Imagine using her as an onahole while reading your favorite ero manga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:12:33 2014 No.12767282 File: 171 KB, 530x1050, 15de4bcb93aebe673ad1c0c2f8ed33ee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE ARE THE MONSTERGIRLS, MGT? WHERE ARE THEY?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:12:37 2014 No.12767283

>>12767269
>Dormouse Daki
Should not want. Really do want so long as she's okay with it.
>Dormice they could presumably still be quite light.
Yeah, but she'll get bigger unless you permaloli her Sabbath style. Would you do that? Otherwise the loli option is really only nice so you get to enjoy both the young and older dormouse eventually. Unless you plan to upgrade once your daki no longer suits your needs.

>>12767270
I'd still rather something to stretch out on in this case, though a fuckhuge monitor and a couch or something does sound nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:14:00 2014 No.12767285 >>12767277 I would just treat her like a silly kid >"Aww, your too cute, lets go get you some ice cream, and see if we can find you a boy your age, I am calling your parents first though.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:14:00 2014 No.12767286

>>12767278
Insecurity about masculinity.

It's the same reason the marine cussing and joking involves *so much* homo-eroticism. No one is going to dare question the manliness of a front-line soldier, so they aren't insecure at all.

Someone spending all his time on the internet in front of a screen isn't likely to be the manliest of men, I suspect. That's why even the mere idea of being protected causes autistic raging.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:14:10 2014 No.12767287

>>12767278
I was on board at first, but damn it all if you're pass off a succubus as this noble thing, and on top of that, she feminizes men. Nah, fuck off with your role reversal bullshit, that KC has not included it should give you a pretty big hint about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:14:23 2014 No.12767288 >>12767280 >Imagine using her as an onahole while reading your favorite ero manga. >Onahole That's what fairies are for, you beast! Dormice are for slow, tender delusion sex and long nights of cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:15:06 2014 No.12767289 >>12767283 Its awesome, come home from working on the railway, lounge in recliner, watch movies snuggle with MG wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:15:10 2014 No.12767290 >>12767283 If you haven't read the full version, the Doormouse Daki (TM) advertisement is here: http://pastebin.com/sLVcWhAs

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:19:31 2014 No.12767298

>>12767287
>that KC has not included it should give you a pretty big hint about it

What about the actual amazoness's profile where "men are regarded as frail"?

Ok, let's just stop here. Let's just forget about this subspecies thing, I can handle my waifu being hated and having minority appeal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:20:03 2014 No.12767300 >>12767290 Dammit, I'm trying so hard not to let my suspension of disbelief crack here because the idea is amazing. Can I order a short stack? Also >nightmare "plaguing" your dreams >dormouse while you're awake Why do I even bother living?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:25:19 2014 No.12767316 >>12767300 I know, right? Dormice are perfectly suited to being living cuddle pillows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:31:23 2014 No.12767328 File: 475 KB, 722x1100, 1415297245552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767316 Those fucking tits

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:32:29 2014 No.12767332 >>12767328 God i am fucking brain dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:33:19 2014 No.12767336 >>12767332 It's alright, they're great tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:33:55 2014 No.12767338 File: 309 KB, 603x1000, Dormouse image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767332 Shh, take a nap. Dormice may have modest busts, but just imagine if you found a short stack like hinezumi.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:35:04 2014 No.12767342
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>>12767194
>>12767290
>Cuddle up with dormouse daki during the night
>wake up randomly at three am with a huge boner
>she wouldn't mind right...
>leave breakfast beside bed for her and proceed to go to work.
>come home after a long stressful day to find dinner on the table.

I want one so badly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:35:33 2014 No.12767345 I'm kinda tempted to start up my own CYOA. Updates would be slow, I can't write H-scenes Unless they're suggestive greentexts, it would be Shonen as all get out, and some things would be subject to threadcanon. Should I do it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:37:02 2014 No.12767348 >>12767345 >Should I do it? Off-site on Anon-kun maybe. We really don't need too many of those in the thread and it'd be a good idea to get practice without displaying everything to the thread at large first, too.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:38:37 2014 No.12767352

>>12767342
>come home after a long stressful day to find dinner on the table.
How did she pull this off and what is it? For that matter, how much DO dormice sleep? Both the real and MGE versions. I wouldn't want one that was comatose ALL the time. She'd at least be conscious a few hours straight a day, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:38:47 2014 No.12767354 >>12767345 This >>12767348 They tolerate the current ones since Trader is rather non-invasive due to using strawpoll, and Nyan posts late in the dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:39:01 2014 No.12767355 >>12767300 >Nightmare "Plaguing" your dreams. That is truly all I desire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:40:19 2014 No.12767358 >>12767354 Yeah, I'd be using strawpoll too.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:40:47 2014 No.12767361

>>12767352
MGE says they get frantic and look for you if you're not there, so I'd imagine they could get lots of things done while you're at work.
Just expect lots of calls to your cell.
And they can still hold conversations and sleepwalk, also according to their profile. How much you headcanon is up to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:40:56 2014 No.12767363 >>12767290 >"Irritating Nightmares haunting your dreams". But Nightmare mai waifu...that's really all I'd ever even want.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:40:59 2014 No.12767364

>>12767338
KC says that MGs can change to suit their partners preferences, so I imagine they can do so with mass magically. Plus, they'd have to otherwise they couldn't sleep in piles without one squishing the other.

>Suddenly, a weresheep appears!

"We at E-Z-Sleep Inc. Ltd. Co. also offer special D-LUX packages for starting Dormouse Daki enthusiasts! This includes your choice from a wide selection of weight-reducing lingerie imbued with the "feather" spell, self-cleaning absorbant panties and thongs so she won't need to be washed after late night cream-pie, and temperature-regulating blankets to prevent overheating if too many Dormice are int he same bed! Just call us now and ask about our special pricing!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:42:20 2014 No.12767374 >>12767364 Man, that were-sheep is good at her job!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:42:46 2014 No.12767377 >>12767363 I was initially going to write that as being a medical sleep aid for people with nightmares (specifically, PTSD sufferers), but using a literal MG Nightmare sounded cuter.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:43:17 2014 No.12767378

>>12767355
If you can get past or work around the horsepussy entirely nightmares are actually pretty top-tier. They're the mighty all-vagina.

>>12767361
Yes, perfect.
>Texting and short calls during the day
>Clean house, food and cuddles at night
I'm falling in love, make this stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:44:20 2014 No.12767380 >>12767377 Honestly, if I were "Haunted" by a Nightmare, I'd probably find myself getting to sleep all the better anyway...until the time I finally faked sleep to catch her in the act. So I can ask her on a date.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:45:07 2014 No.12767383 >>12767361 The actual rodent has an unusually long period of hibernation. I'd say she would sleep maybe 14 - 16 hours a day, the rest she could be just as hyper as any other mouse. I'd also want to play with her

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:47:08 2014 No.12767390

>>12767383
>I'd say she would sleep maybe 14 - 16 hours a day
Which is still shorter than koalas, isn't it? Still, 8 hours of hyper playtime or dates sounds good.

>Take a dormouse to a fair
>The two of you spend most of the day tearing the place apart
>Have to carry her out of the gates at night because she fell asleep on the ferris wheel at the end
Hnnnnnnngggg!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:49:07 2014 No.12767397 >>12767378 >If you can get past or work around the horsepussy But anon, it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 01:50:40 2014 No.12767399 >>12767397 Then enjoy your perfection. What, were you expecting me to call your tastes shit? Too bad, faggot!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:04:55 2014 No.12767433 >>12767378 >mighty all vagina Blasphemer. That's Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:06:04 2014 No.12767435 >>12767399 I-I shall anon. Your tastes definitely not a shit either. >>12767433 All-Producing Vagina maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:07:43 2014 No.12767443 >>12767433 No, that's the all-womb. Echidna does snake cloaca and maybe HG vag, nightmare can be literally anything the two of you can think of in your dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:09:59 2014 No.12767448 >>12767113 cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:13:59 2014 No.12767461 >>12767435 >>12767443 Doppelganger>Horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:15:26 2014 No.12767463 >>12767461 What happens if a Doppelganger transforms into a guy's ideal partner just before the guy becomes an alp? I know it's unlikely, hypothetical question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:16:18 2014 No.12767464 >>12767463 Lesbian Alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:18:25 2014 No.12767467 What type of males would MGs value from highest to lowest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:18:26 2014 No.12767468 >>12767461 Ah yes, doppel was the other that did that. Still, that dream magic is good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:20:41 2014 No.12767474 >>12767467 It'd vary depending on the girl. I'd see male models staying the same, outside of alternate interest media.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:20:48 2014 No.12767475

>>12767467
Probably varies from MG to MG as much as anything?

For the most part, probably the same as real life. Decent looking, active, successful men at the top. Fat, lazy NEETs at the bottom.

Of course there're exceptions. Like Beelzebubs love slobs, and Kikis among others like the prospect of turning a turd into a diamond.

Or then there's Devils, who just want you to be hedonistic.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:21:23 2014 No.12767477

>>12767467
Well, it'd be mostly on personality, since KC states that like how MGs slowly shift to the guys' ideal, the guy will transform into the girl's ideal (at least physically).

So lovey-dovey husbando, with sub/dom or sado/maso depending on her tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:21:53 2014 No.12767480 >>12767463 What happens if a Doppelganger transforms into a guy's ideal partner just before the guy becomes an narcissist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:22:26 2014 No.12767484 >>12767480 She turns into a girl version of him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:22:33 2014 No.12767485 >>12767463 She would become his heart's desire, so a man? But, she' still a monster, so she can't produce spirit energy and they both starve. Faggotry equals death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:22:44 2014 No.12767488 >>12767480 Identical Lesbian Alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:22:56 2014 No.12767490 >>12767467 Alpha males, probably men with muscles, charming, well spoken, or a lot of wealth (think Youkos), leaders, the top of the top Face it friends ;_;

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:23:55 2014 No.12767492

>>12767480
But then what if the guy thinks its unfair for him to only love himself, when the himself that he is loving is a doppelganger? Why, he'd need to find a third doppelganger to turn into the first one, seeing as how the true form of the one he loves isn't actually himself, but the first doppel ganger who turned into him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:25:11 2014 No.12767495 >>12767492 Well,then he'd need to get another doppelganger to also turn into the first one. Anybody have that screencap/pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:25:33 2014 No.12767496 >>12767490 >Alpha males >Muscles False. Such is far from common interests or ideals. >Charming >Well-Spoken >Wealthy These, on the other hand, are universally true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:26:05 2014 No.12767497 >>12767492 But then it's a MMF threesome, and it's unfair for the doppelganger who is him to have to share his love with himself, so he'd need to find a third dopelganger to turn into the first doppelganger, thus making it a MMFF four-way. It begins.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:27:47 2014 No.12767501

>>12767477
>>12767475
>>12767490
>>12767496

I guess it all depends on whether it's common knowledge for MGs that partners will slowly transform into whatever their ideal is once they begin to incubize. Because that would mean even the ugliest of the ugly would be attractive to them if he had a great personality. If not, they might have more standards in terms of looks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:29:35 2014 No.12767505 >>12767342 I would be a dick and tie a bell to her tail tip

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:30:13 2014 No.12767509 >>12767501 In the hugbox, everyone gets a wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:30:31 2014 No.12767511 >>12767505 How would that be a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:31:04 2014 No.12767514 >>12767505 Why is that a dick move? It's not like that could wake them up. They can sleep through violent rape, after all. Also, Nyanon gave gabby one as a present. They're cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:31:12 2014 No.12767515 >>12767496 You forgot the most potent aphrodisiac of all - fame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:31:26 2014 No.12767517 File: 2.27 MB, 389x279, 1394831658392.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767282 this image every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:31:56 2014 No.12767520 >>12767374 she gets a commission

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:32:36 2014 No.12767523 >>12767509 Slob? Enjoy your two varieties of bug that like that! Asshole? Have a P'orc to abuse! Sleep around? Have some Bicorn pussy! Lazy? Have a Kki or Devil! Truly it is the waifiest of all hugboxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:32:49 2014 No.12767524 >>12767509 /conversation

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:33:27 2014 No.12767526 >>12767501 I'm fairly certain I saw a quote from either a world guide or a tweet that made it explicit that monster girls aren't especially concerned with looks because of the becoming her ideal lover thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:33:58 2014 No.12767530 >>12767523 Combination of Slob and Sleeps Around will instantly net you a Beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:34:57 2014 No.12767533 >>12767526 This could backfire. What if you're a gruff mountain man and she wants a little pretty boy? Or the opposite?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:35:46 2014 No.12767534 >>12767526 I think it's that they're not concerned with looks very much period. The two way "Becoming Ideal Lover" is like some kind of universal reward for a couple so truly in love with each other. Because it's just that hugboxy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:37:20 2014 No.12767539 >>12767533 Well, in the former case, prepare for a very weird sequence of days looking in the mirror each morning as you seem to fucking shrink. In the latter case, poor boy will deal with a LOT of hair growth as he grows up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:37:58 2014 No.12767543 >>12767490 Don't despair friend. No dick left behind.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:39:33 2014 No.12767545

>>12767517
>You rest in the arms of your fluffy wolf
>Her tail wraps around your leg protectively as she sighs into your back, her prodigious breasts pushed up against your back, threatening to spill out of her top
>You can't help but lean buck, and kiss her on the cheek
>She blushes a little and nuzzles her face into yours, her fluffy ears twitching, her canid fangs peeking out from her giant grin
>Her paws wrap around you, encasing you in their warmth, totally.
>You're the happiest when you're with her.
>And it hits you.
>Like dark lightning, a universal truth
>As you enjoy the warm hugs of your love,
>somewhere out there is the body and head of a wolf
>With human ears
>No tail
>Human hands and human feet
>And a set of perfectly normal human teeth
Some one draw this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:39:55 2014 No.12767547 File: 18 KB, 678x472, 1415592222477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767543

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:40:41 2014 No.12767549 >>12767545 The horror.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:40:45 2014 No.12767550 >>12765993 SAY IT PROPAHLEE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:41:03 2014 No.12767552 decisions decisions Delicious Kitsune-inari Awesome Ryuu acendant Tasty Shirohebi. Many more to pick from. So many choices ! Who would I end up with?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:41:12 2014 No.12767553 Lets face it. If MGs became a reality most of us would not have a waifu. I think thats why I want a MG world to be a hugbox

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:41:15 2014 No.12767554 >>12767496 >charming >well spoken Unnecessary. Can you fuck? All is well. >wealthy That'd be mainly wights, dragons, vampires, danukins and maybe damphirs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:44:06 2014 No.12767561 >>12767530 What would a lazy asshole get? There are tons of those around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:44:06 2014 No.12767562 >>12767547 I had seen this, but never really stop to read it. I hope he meant love of pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:44:54 2014 No.12767566 File: 76 KB, 698x658, 1370648347552.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767545 jesus anon what have you done to my sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:45:01 2014 No.12767568 >>12767561 A matango

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:45:09 2014 No.12767569 >>12767553 Why are you trying to depress us?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:46:26 2014 No.12767572 File: 396 KB, 800x1049, 1416942867974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767552 Ded

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:46:40 2014 No.12767574

>>12767561
>Lazy Asshole
Depends.
If a bitter, self-loathing asshole, a Kikimora who will whip him into shape.

If a violent asshole who lashes out, and just wants to on top despite being objectively worthless, a Devil who will cater to their every whim.

>>12767554
>Can you fuck?
This is only true in Hentai. It's surprisingly less relevant in the real world.

>Wealthy
>Dragon
>Vampire
Dragons and Vampires have their own wealth. Yours is of little concern to them. Though a Vampire might see you as a slightly more desirable mate from the onset if you have a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:48:30 2014 No.12767579 >>12767553 That makes me a little curious how MGs would work when it comes to the various languages

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:49:23 2014 No.12767581 >>12767574 >This is only true in Hentai. And MGE is not hentai? Don't say unnecessary things anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:50:37 2014 No.12767582 >>12767553 It depends on who accepting normal people are of monstergirls. If they only go for the most vanilla-tier monsters then that leaves the rest for us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:51:15 2014 No.12767584 >>12767569 Because alot of people complain that KCs world is a hugbox

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:51:50 2014 No.12767585 >>12767581 Fair point, though it's less about stupid, inane, nonsensical "Plots" than it is about comfy, sexy waifu fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:53:17 2014 No.12767586 All these people who like Dormice now. I wonder if any would want to restart Gabby from the start for new CGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:54:32 2014 No.12767591 >>12767586 Yes. But this time we need to go the dark route, just to see what happens. Blackmail, love slave, and fill her with creamy white filling and put a bun in the oven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:54:45 2014 No.12767592 >>12767586 Nah. Talking about it is neat, but I honestly think that restarting it would just lead to a bigger mess by the end than before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:56:14 2014 No.12767598 >>12767579 Kumihos would speak korean Monsters from their respective regions would speak their regions language But if its a modern setting pretty much all MGs would be able to speak some english

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:56:32 2014 No.12767599 >>12767584 Most of those poeple have gone, and anyone who's really taken in the setting can tell this is not so. We have sufferingfags to remind us of how good we have it, don't take our waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:58:03 2014 No.12767602 >>12767586 It was ruined enough, no need to piss on the corpse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:58:06 2014 No.12767603 >>12767582 But would they want you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:59:07 2014 No.12767605 >>12767603 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 02:59:25 2014 No.12767606 >>12767599 What are sufferingfags?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:01:19 2014 No.12767608 >>12767605 So if MGs became a reality nobody would want us. So a world with MGs wouldnt be that different from our current world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:03:47 2014 No.12767610 >>12767606 Sad/Bad end enthusiasts.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:06:17 2014 No.12767614

>>12767608
Well, in truth, the most important things in getting with a girl are having confidence, and being well-spoken enough to not come off like a disgusting, perverted mouth breather.

So, in a world with MGs in it, one would hope that, given how obsessed the 200-ish of us are, their existence would give us the courage to actually approach one like a decent, normal human being.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:06:59 2014 No.12767617 I wish there were more greentexts of perverted jinko

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:07:30 2014 No.12767620 >>12767614 >go up to Oomukade >"W-would you go out with me?" >"Go out with a loser like you? No thanks" Commit sudoku

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:07:57 2014 No.12767622 Great. Faggots pushing reality and now we're /rk9/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:08:11 2014 No.12767624 >>12767598 the thought of some MGs speaking english in a haltingly way is kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:08:48 2014 No.12767625 >>12767620 Sad but I can see how that'd be a breaking point. >>12767622 Yeah it's pretty bad and kinda depressing. I'll stop now if the rest do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 03:09:00 2014 No.12767626 File: 48 KB, 936x1024, 4billion yers in paint.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767545 whe I realised no one would draw my part-wolf-part-man wifu I decided that i would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 04:13:20 2014 No.12767640 File: 3 KB, 124x109, soldieryes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767626 You have done a deed to all humanity

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 04:15:45 2014 No.12767645 >>12767256 I want it about as much as you, bro. Kejourou a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 04:18:54 2014 No.12767649 >>12767640 Imagine dragon girls. some where out there is the proud and wize Welsh Dragonuu. With no wings, no tail, human ears and arms and legs, and a dragon's body and head. Guys... I think I hate bizzaro monsergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 04:19:38 2014 No.12767652 >>12767626 dat thumb

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 04:24:59 2014 No.12767657

>>12767649
I thought it was funny.
Till I imagined it started to run at me in rage.
I would need to flail it's neck around in the air if it had a long one, and would never see where it was going if it didn't.

Now imagine.
The head of a horse, on top of a human waist and legs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 04:27:19 2014 No.12767659 >>12767657 >With human ears, eyes and teeth I'm dying

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 04:30:44 2014 No.12767666 >>12767657 >Fucking chimera somewhere out there is a snake with a human's ass for a head, a dragon and a goat with a human's arms for heads

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 04:49:54 2014 No.12767712 File: 876 KB, 1451x1000, 47426126_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this Monotan art

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:05:22 2014 No.12767753 >>12766886 seconded

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:06:58 2014 No.12767759 >>12767712 you say it like its bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:08:48 2014 No.12767763 >>12767759 No, I'm overjoyed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:09:33 2014 No.12767765 What's up with the guy who keeps crossing MGE with Bleach?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:11:32 2014 No.12767770 Happy Finnish Independence Day! Everybody get into da woods and help an Elf celebrate it! This is not a trap, honest!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:32:20 2014 No.12767821 >>12767770 Is rape a proper way to help them celebrate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:34:13 2014 No.12767826 >>12766868 I like my girls to be healthy. I'll get her to exersize with me. Good bonding, and a good motivation boost for me to forward to my jogging sessions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:35:14 2014 No.12767833 >>12767821 rape is always the answer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:39:20 2014 No.12767851 >>12767765 I'll ask just because this is a thing. If they made a Power-Up Based Action-Shonen with MGs at its core, would /mgt/ watch it?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 05:41:19 2014 No.12767856

>>12767826
This. The current me is completely satisfied with my fitnes level. I never exercise becuasEI don't give a fuck. I'm not fat and my health or lack there of doesn't impact my daily life. but I'd love to exercise with my aifu day in, day out, marvelling as our bodies slowly become godlike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 06:03:01 2014 No.12767893 How would you feel about intelligent wurms? BUT they return to their stereotypical selves for a short time of the year

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 06:24:21 2014 No.12767951

>>12767893
Reminds me of how in the Big Bang Theory, one episode reveals that Sheldon takes 20 minutes a day to shut off his brain, and just play hacky-sack.

And now I'm thinking of how adorable a Wurm using the tip of her tail to play Hacky-Sack would be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 06:33:40 2014 No.12767976 File: 597 KB, 2480x3508, 1392587233420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12767893 mfw pic related was reading the book upside down because she could read it like that and wasnt doing it because she was stupid

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 06:36:32 2014 No.12767987 >>12767976 She enjoys the added stimulation of having to flip each word around in her head.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 06:58:47 2014 No.12768049

>>12767893
I've always imagined it as being that they're of decent intelligence most of the time, but when they get too close to their lover or smell his essence their brain shuts down to nothing but "want to mate/cuddle/tenderly love."

That's why initially a wurm would be domineering and seemingly cold, but as soon as you become her husband they do nothing but loving toy with you and try to make you happy.

Wurms are olev regardless of how smart they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:20:13 2014 No.12768102 Does anyone have any yandere kikimora related content

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:30:31 2014 No.12768122

>>12768102
>>12766130
Why not write some of your own anon? Even if you have never written anything before, you might aswell give it a try.

On a different note, it's unlucky to be a european for these threads, since it's the most active at night. I ussualy end up having to catch up to 500-1000 posts whenever I wake up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:31:45 2014 No.12768125 >>12767976 So the truth is that wurms are actually so smart that reading books normally is too easy and boring to them so they read them upside down for the extra challenge?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:33:34 2014 No.12768128 >>12768122 This, except I'm not in Europe and I sleep in the day instead of at night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:33:47 2014 No.12768129 >>12768122 >I usualy end up having to catch up to 500-1000 posts whenever I wake up Same, and I'm not even from Yurop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:42:52 2014 No.12768144 >>12768125 seems to be the case

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:50:06 2014 No.12768160 Daily reminder that Kikimoras are love and you should dick the maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:52:21 2014 No.12768165 >>12768160 >you should dick the maid Nothing against it, but what If I'm tired and just don't feel like it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:54:46 2014 No.12768170 >>12768165 then you cuddle up with your doormouse daki

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:56:16 2014 No.12768173 >>12768165 >Too tired to dick the maid I am dissapointed You can always go for the teases though, leave her blue balled intil you are not "tired" and can dick her. Sounds to me you are making excuses, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 07:57:53 2014 No.12768177 >>12768165 Then lay on your back and let her take care of you. Don't you pay her so you don't have as much work to do when you're tired?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:00:11 2014 No.12768182

>>12768165
The employment contract assures at least seven dickings a week, not counting flirtatious molestation or good morning blowjobs that she'll provide out of her own good will.

There is also the matter of promising her one pregnancy before the three year contract comes to an end, but that can be settled later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:00:30 2014 No.12768183 I hate to admit it. I miss Kunoichi being FOTM because that picture of one feeding you was 2cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:02:52 2014 No.12768188 >>12768182 Well, that's... kind of troubling. Hang on a minute, I don't remember signing any contracts...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:04:10 2014 No.12768190 >>12768182 >Good morning blowjobs I like where this is going.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:06:43 2014 No.12768193

>>12768188
>Has Kikimora maid
>Hasn't signed maid work contract

Either he's a slave owner, hiring illegally, regularly hires prostitues so has no issue with strange women being inside his house, or it's actually his waifu/daughteru and he's just forgotten because he's senile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:07:31 2014 No.12768194 >>12768182 that AND the ridicilous fees? Sounds like it would be a far better deal to just find yourself a cute kiki maid outside of those "maid centers"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:09:11 2014 No.12768196 >>12768193 What if is illegal inmigrant kikimora and you are helping her get a job as your maid out of good will?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:09:29 2014 No.12768197

>>12768188
Well the name of the contract is clearly yours and she claims you already paid for her in advance so there's nothing we can do.

If you so desperately don't want to dick the meido the only course left is to go to another maid center and hire competition to weed her out.

Be wary of developing a kiki harem all of whom are vying for your affection and trying their hardest to sabotage the other. One guy ended up with like four kikis before changing his name and moving cities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:11:19 2014 No.12768200 >>12768193 Minor manual work almost never has contracts in murrica, anon. You don't have one for a landscape service, babysitting, housekeeping, roofing, AC repair, remodelling, repairing your car, etc. etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:11:46 2014 No.12768201 >>12768193 None of those, actually. I live alone, or at least used to. She just barged in my house out of nowhere one morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:13:15 2014 No.12768205 >>12768197 Having a kiki harem is an epic responsibility to have, only reserved to those responsible enough and those who waifu kikimoras. If you are a good master you can keep them all in line.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:22:08 2014 No.12768218

>>12768194
>Get awesome kiki wife
>She wants to hire a maid for status reasons
>Is that kind of overbearing boss that needs everything just perfect
>Winds up doing most of the cleaning twice herself anyway
>Poor girl that got hired thought you just had a maid and needed another and didn't realize you were taken already
>Tries to go harem route
>Waifu introduces her to your single cousin instead

Kiki's really are meddlesome with everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:23:38 2014 No.12768222 >>12768218 Anon you're supposed to marry the vampire/wight and then dick the kiki behind her back. When your wife finds out just claim that you were putting her in her place by dominating her.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:26:02 2014 No.12768223

>>12768218
That's why you get all the kikis at the same time, so you can develop your relationship with them.

When the time comes for the harem route none of your kikis will want to leave your side, that's where you put your "master" skills to use.

Enjoy your kiki harem.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:26:23 2014 No.12768226

>>12768222
>Cheating on a powerful undead

It's like you're just asking for her to spend the next five hundred years after your death murdering everyone on the planet with the same last name to make sure the lineage that spawned you is completely eradicated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:29:02 2014 No.12768229 >>12768226 Imagine if his name was Smith. The horror.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:29:44 2014 No.12768230

>>12768201
>Kiki and Apathetic Anon
>Barges into his house one day, wakes him up with a blowjob, tells him she'll help him wake up extra early today so he can walk to work and get in that exercise he's always neglecting. He doesn't worry about cooking dinner because it'll be ready for him when he returns, as will a warm bath.
>Apathetic Anon shrugs, 'Well, this is my new life now I guess.'
>Apathetic Anon is a well-to do fit and healthy young man
>Kiki leaves him with a tear of pride in her eyes, moving onto the next lazy shit
>Apathetic Anon wakes up on his own the day after she leaves
>There's a dragon in his living room
>"I like your fire kid, come live with me, you're the kind of man I deserve
>Apathetic anon shrugs, 'Well this is my new life now, I guess.'
>Apathetic An on grew lazy and Apathetic. Still walks in the mornings. Turns into just another trophy.
>Dragon moves on to another Job, another man, buys Apathetic Anon a home with a tiny portion of her wealth and tells him to fuck off
>Apathetic Anon settles into his new digs, apathetically
>Apathetic Anon is now a listless neet, pursuing one sliver of contentment to the next, never truly caring. Still runs in the mornings.
>Apathetic Anon returns home one day, to find Kiki ironing his suit, a smile on her face
>"The bath is warm, and the pancakes are waiting, being warmed up in the oven"
>Apathetic Anon smiles, unapathetically, "Welcome back."
>Anon slips out of his sweaty clothing and slips into the warm bath. Anon shrugs. 'Well I'm glade this is my new life now.'
>Anon is a well-to do fit and healthy (Slightly less) young man
>Anon wakes up one morning, earlier than the Kiki, and ties her to the bed
>Anon looms over her, gloatingly, when she wakes "I learned one thing from the dragon. You're my treasure, and I'm not letting you leave this time"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:30:15 2014 No.12768231 >>12768229 I guess his legacy was blown to smithereens. Hehe get it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:30:45 2014 No.12768235 Guys, what if a Kikimora teaches a curious Amazon how to be a composed, gentle and caring house maid, complete with outfit included? And in return, the Amazon teaches the Kikimora how to be more assertive when seducing her master?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:31:49 2014 No.12768236 >>12768235 If by being more assertive you mean i get a ticket to the rape train then no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:32:24 2014 No.12768238 >>12768235 >how to be more assertive Only if it ends up being shy rape. That's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:34:12 2014 No.12768243 >>12768236 No rapetrain tickets, mang. Rest assured.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:34:57 2014 No.12768246 >>12768238 >Shy rape Is that even possible?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:36:03 2014 No.12768247 >>12768231 Because his name was Smith, get it? Ah, you don't get it. >Bojane Horsepussy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:36:22 2014 No.12768249 >>12768223 No, you need a main wife, then a second wife, and the rest are mistresses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:37:25 2014 No.12768250 >>12768246 http://exhentai.org/s/d83583b31d/588501-11 I imagined something like this. >I'll do a r-rape on your asshole!

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:38:09 2014 No.12768252

>"Are you awake master?"
>What the fuck? You don't remember inviting someone to your house
>A kikimora is sitting next to you on the side of the bed
>For the first time in days, your room is tidy
>You wake up to a smell of soup
>"I prepared a meal for master! Much bettee than that fast food and instant eamen you eat everyday!"
>"T-Thank you" you quickly mutter trying to understand what the fuck is happening as you wake up from your morning haze
>She begins to feed the soup to you while blushing
>As you begin to tell her that you can feed yourself, you find that you cannot move your body
>There are straps tied to you wrists and ankles
Should I continue?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:38:51 2014 No.12768253 >>12768222 >Cheating on your waifu What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:40:09 2014 No.12768255 >>12768230 >Apathetic Anon returns home one day, to find Kiki ironing his suit, a smile on her face Well, now I feel like an asshole for being a bit apathetic myself. But why did she come back if she's a drifter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:40:21 2014 No.12768256 >>12768247 >>Bojane Horsepussy.jpg Aww shiyeet~

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:41:20 2014 No.12768257 >>12768255 >Apathetic Anon is now a listless neet, pursuing one sliver of contentment to the next, never truly caring. Still runs in the mornings. Because, he needed her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:43:14 2014 No.12768263 >>12768252 >Wake up to find you are tied to your bed. >You sigh >Another day, another crazy woman who straps me to my bed >Somehow you are unimpressed Such is life in MGC. Yes continue pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:43:56 2014 No.12768265 >>12768252 Do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:45:44 2014 No.12768266 >>12768257 >Apathetic Anon is now a listless neet, pursuing one sliver of contentment to the next, never truly caring. I just realized how awfully accurate that is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:46:23 2014 No.12768267 >>12768266 Are you me?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:48:40 2014 No.12768271

>>12768263
>The cheshire leers at you
>Only now to you realise that your bed is on the ceiling and what once was the ceiling is now the wall
>'This one should be interesting,' you think to yourself, as she cuts loose the ropes and you fall upwards into her arms

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:49:37 2014 No.12768273

>>12768177
>you come home late from work one day
>tired like never before
>too tired to even dick the maid
>not like you've gone that far with her anyway, let alone see each other's naked bodies
>and she's usually already asleep by this time as well
>arriving, you open the front door to your house trying to be careful not to make any sounds
>instead you see the faint glow of a candle illuminating the holder: your kikimora maid
>seems like she's been waiting to welcome you back the entire time
>and she even had a warm bath prepared
>baths are relaxing, and it'd be a waste not to take the offer
>alone, you let yourself be immersed in the cozy waters
>the flickering candle light, along with a faint smell of what seems to be incense, lets your consciousness slip farther and farther, until you fall asleep, just after you barely hear the door opening and footsteps
>you wake up the next morning in your bed, wearing your usual nighttime attire
>all you remember is that you came home last night very late and tired, and everything else after that was a blank
>you are met by your kikimora maid who has prepared breakfast as usual
>after you're done you head out and you say your fare wells as usual
>but something about how your maid acted felt odd, though not in a bad way
>somehow it felt like she became even more modest and well mannered
>not dwelling on the reasons, and as you head off, you think to yourself that you'll work even harder that day

I don't know why I wrote this. I tried to be subtle, or something. First time I've written a greentext since a year ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:51:05 2014 No.12768276 File: 123 KB, 610x344, hello feels my old friend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768266 i dont need these feels

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:52:04 2014 No.12768278

>>12768252
What would be getting raped by a Kiki be like?
>She sends a letter to your place of work to let you know that she'll be forcibly indisposing you for the day
>Takes the liberty to reschedule all of your appointments
>Pre-prepares a slow-cooked meal for you to enjoy once she'd finished raping you
>Cuts your phone lines so that you can't call for help
>Has already arranged for the electrician to repair the damage a day later

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:54:50 2014 No.12768281 >>12768278 >Gives you a free day >Tenderly rapes you >Takes care of you after the tiresome intercourse What's not to like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:55:23 2014 No.12768283 >>12768273 That was a comfy read, Anon.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 08:57:13 2014 No.12768289

>>12768238
>>12768246

>"Y-You better hold still cause I'm a ra-ra-rapist!"

>"You heard right! Now don't move while I ta-take off your clothes!"

>"Wahh? Is this it?! I thought they were supposed to be smaller."

>"I-I'm still going to rape you though! Just let me get used to it."

there's also the sakaki rape doujin which exemplifies happy rape and loving rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:00:29 2014 No.12768296 >>12768289 >she keeps all her clothes on throughout the rape >blushes as she mounts him under her flowing skirt >lets out almost-suppressed loving moans as she bounces on his dick

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:01:11 2014 No.12768298

>>12768252
mmkay
>"Wha-?"
>With no time to finsh what you say' the Kikimora jams the soup (gently) into your mouth
>"Do you like my soup, master? I made it with extra special ingridients." She begins to prepare another mouthful of soup into your mouth as she giggles
>Somehow you suspect that the 'extra special ingridients' aren't very wholesome
>You desperatly try to struggle against the chains as you silently hope for your cheap bed to be flimsy enough fo you to break the bedpost
>no such luck
>"Master, why are you struggling?" the kikimora stares at you with a blank look in her eye
>"U-um can you unlock these chains for me?" As you say those words her face begins to grow considerably colder and harder.
>"Why master? Why are you trying to get away from me? I respond to you with this much love and you WANT TO LEAVE ME!?" She begins to raise her voice in harsh anger.
>Oh shit. As your brain struggles to comprehend what the fuck exactly is happening, you realize one thing. You have to calm her down before she gets angrier.
>"N-no its not that,its just that I-"
----Please insert 2 mangos into the storymachine to continue------

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:03:08 2014 No.12768300

>>12768283
Thanks. I kind of just wrote that on impulse. I'm pretty tired myself and had to correct a gorillion typos. Wish I had a kikimora to care for me now.

Heck it might even be cool if she could be in these threads with me, sitting on my lap or nuzzled beside me. I just want to fall asleep with her at my side.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:06:43 2014 No.12768311 >>12768298 >No it's just that... >It's just that you seem to have missed your daily dicking today. >Now untie me and bend over. >I'm going to fuck out that yandereness of yours. How does she respond?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:09:14 2014 No.12768314

>>12768311
>>I'm going to fuck out that yandereness of yours.

You'll only make it stronger as she sincerely comes to believe that you love her.

She'll do anything to protect that love of yours, even if it means that you can never leave the house again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:10:40 2014 No.12768316 >>12768314 >>12768311 The only choice you have is to be more yandere than she is. After that you could overpower her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:10:47 2014 No.12768317 >>12768311 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:11:05 2014 No.12768318 >>12768314 >Implying that i wouldn't waifu the kikimora She just needs the right... incentives to drop the whole yandere attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:12:20 2014 No.12768320 >>12768273 Someone write this from the perspective of the maid and have her inner thoughts available, in caps lock.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:15:34 2014 No.12768322

>>12768289
>>12768296

Meanwhile, in a different household, Anon is sitting still on his bed, looking baffled and extremely confused, wondering why his Amazon waifu, who's wearing a maid outfit a bit too tight for her size, is treating him breakfast in bed while blushing profusely in embarassment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:15:40 2014 No.12768323 File: 196 KB, 1280x989, 1387949611501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768316 out yandereing the yandere. i like this idea

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:16:11 2014 No.12768324

Inserts 2 mangos itself
>"need to go to my job." Jokes on her as you have no job. You decide that when she unties your chains you will run as fast as you can. After all kikimoras can't run can they?
>"You have no job. I know that you're a neet because I watch you *every* second of the day~" She says with a slight grin plastering up her mouth.
Choose: 1.Violent Yandere increases
2. Yandere decreases into cute Kiki
3.Dickings

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:16:49 2014 No.12768325 >>12768273 I agree with that other anon. Very comfy indeed. It's like text ASMR. Nice job.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:16:51 2014 No.12768326

>>12768316
Hah, to out-yandere the yandere
>You give her the crazy eyes
>"You... You're oddly good at this."
>"B-but that's impossible, right?"
>"Haha you'd never tie down another man"
>"Because you know I'm the only one for you"
>"Don't look away. Answer me."
>"I'm not the only man you've tied up, am I?"
>"Why? Don't you know how long I've been waiting here for you? Don't you understand my pain!?"
>"But It's okay. I forgive you. See? You broke in through the window. But when you closed it fully, I've made it that it won't open again And the ladder is gone. That smoke under the door? It's nothing. Stay with me. Forever."

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:17:34 2014 No.12768328 >>12768324 2 and 3

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:17:37 2014 No.12768329 File: 1.12 MB, 1600x1068, Mango-On-White-Backgroun-46351747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768298

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:18:58 2014 No.12768333 >>12768324 Yandere dicking to the yandere maid. Pretty please

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:19:38 2014 No.12768334 >>12768333 I agree. Needs more yandere. And dicking. Yandere dicking on yandere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:23:47 2014 No.12768342 >>12768324 Yandere and dicking

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:24:23 2014 No.12768343 File: 348 KB, 1240x877, Monster-girl-daughter-maido.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do Kikimora daughterus see their fathers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:26:35 2014 No.12768348 >>12768343 A model for the sort of achieved successful man their future husband will be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:26:54 2014 No.12768350 >>12768343 >dat ushi loli grappling the triceratops 10/10 would adopt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:28:14 2014 No.12768351 >>12768343 Probably as a model once they start looking for a husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:30:52 2014 No.12768354 >>12768343 >Having my own army of maids After that battle tender cuddles would ensure everywhere on my ranks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:35:52 2014 No.12768357 >>12768343 Primary love interests. Particularly if a young Kikimora in training that emulates everything mommy does accidentally catches sight of them doing the naughty.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:43:02 2014 No.12768364

>>12768328
Very well
>"I-I've watched you all these years with you ignoring me and I can't take it anymore! I-I'm going to make you forget those whores as I h-have s-se-sex with..."
The kiki blushes a shade of red like pomegranate. Unable to finsh her sentence she tightly clitches her skirt. With her hands trembling she opens her skirts and brings down her undergarments. You can barely see from your perspective that she is dripping from her crotch. She climbs tp your bed amd begins to align herself with you.
>As she slides in you begin to feel her warmth grip you in a loving tight grip.
>She begins to subtly moan
>"He's f-finally in me!" she says as you barely heard her. She begins to push herself more.
>You begin to try to move your hips.
>As you slightly thrust inside her you hear a sharp gasp.
>The kikimora tries her hardest to not lose her compsure.
>She begins to move up and you feel her warmth move along your shaft.
>"M-master" she softly whispers into you as she begins to slowly pump and down.
>You can't bear the slow teasing as her walls slowly slide around your head and back to your shaft
>You begin to violently thrust upward to try to end the teasing.
>Now the Kikimora is fully moaning and she begins to move faster
>She begins to match your fast rhythm and bobs up and down into you. You begin to slowly gasp in sync with her moans.
>Her moans turn into short grunts and you begin to feel that all too familiar grip inside your glans
>You can sense that she is getting close too.
>With one final pump you shoot your white seed inside of her staining her womb woth your warmth.
>She grips you tightly on the shoulder as she herseld begins to come. Exhausted by this encounter you slowly begin to drift towards the comforting darkness of sleep.
As you drift towards unconciousness you hear the Kikimora whisper to herself "I'll never leave you master."

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:45:15 2014 No.12768368 >>12768364 Sorry if its shit and cliched. Its my first time writing ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:48:17 2014 No.12768372 >>12768368 Should I make an alternate yandere dicks yandere scene?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 09:54:50 2014 No.12768381 >>12768372 Do it.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:07:01 2014 No.12768401

>>12768381
>You slowly realize that it's been months since you've had contact with another being. And being with her gives you a feeling...
>It's a warm feeling and you don't want it to leave EVER. I-Is this what they call love?
>though you've barely met her, the thought of another being in contact with her makes you feel disgust deep into your heart. Almost as if you want to kill those that hurt and manipulate her.... and everyone except you will hurt and manipulate her.
>Those shits would never love her like you do
>But if she goes outiside she might leave you alone again...
>NO. YOU WILL NOT BE LONELY AGAIN. NEVER AGAIN.
>You want to make her yours for all of eternity. Never leaving her and in each others embrace forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever and forever amd forever and forever and forever.
>"I love you and I will never leave you."you say to her.
>The sudden statement leaves her in a blush.
>"She slowly mutters "master says he loves me he loves me he loves me he loves me loves me loves me."
>"I want to make you mine forever. Please dont leave me." you say with a conviction in your heart

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:14:34 2014 No.12768405 >>12768401 Should I continue

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:16:17 2014 No.12768407 >>12768405 Yes please. I'm enjoying the read. And anything kiki related is always welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:16:23 2014 No.12768408 >>12768405 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:21:06 2014 No.12768413 >>12768343 Incite not the wrath of the harem MC, for great are the powers of his MG meido harem, and legion are their numbers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:31:20 2014 No.12768428 >>12768413 "Call us legion, for we are maids"

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:32:05 2014 No.12768429

>>12768401
"please make me give you children."
she slowly gasps at your sudden words.
The kiki blushes a shade of red like pomegranate. Unable to finsh her sentence she tightly clitches her skirt. With her hands trembling she opens her skirts and brings down her undergarments. You can barely see from your perspective that she is dripping from her crotch. She climbs tp your bed amd begins to align herself with you.
>As she slides in you begin to feel her warmth grip you in a loving tight grip.
>She begins to subtly moan
>"you're f-finally in me!" she says as you barely heard her. She begins to push herself more.
>You begin to try to move your hips.
>As you slightly thrust inside her you hear a sharp gasp.
>The kikimora tries her hardest to not lose her compsure.
>She begins to move up and you feel her warmth move along your shaft.
>"M-master" she softly whispers into you as she begins to slowly pump and down.
>You can't bear the slow teasing as her walls slowly slide around your head and back to your shaft
>You begin to violently thrust upward to try to end the teasing.
>Now the Kikimora is fully moaning and she begins to move faster
>She begins to match your fast rhythm and bobs up and down into you. You begin to slowly gasp in sync with her moans.
>Her moans turn into short grunts and you begin to feel that all too familiar grip inside your glans
>You can sense that she is getting close too.
>With one final pump you shoot your white seed inside of her staining her womb woth your warmth.
>She grips you tightly on the shoulder as she herseld begins to come.
"I have masters seed! I'm going to bear his children!"
She gasped a second time. We both collapsed from exhaustion and cuddled through the cold winter night together in oir warmth.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:35:27 2014 No.12768433

>>12768429
I can see this pair walking down the street, they would be so close to each other that people would think they are glued together, the guy would be hissing at every other guy that passes while the kiki hissed at every girl.

Then a trap comes through and they both see each other in confusion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:36:29 2014 No.12768436 >>12768197 >running from a kiki harem >just 4 anyway Come back when you get to double digits faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:40:48 2014 No.12768441 >>12768230 Could have done without the apathetic over and over, but the ending is sweet, in it's own way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:42:55 2014 No.12768443 >>12768235 You just don't give up do you? Though it seems desperate since not a few hours ago amazonsfags were shitting on kikis. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:47:22 2014 No.12768447 >>12768429 das cute mane

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:48:28 2014 No.12768449

>>12768443

I don't know who you're talking about but I'm pretty sure you got the wrong person. I just posted an idea that I had at the time for the sake of sparking a topic to talk about. I've even spoilered it so people won't go around saying I'm forcing something.

I don't know what you're sperging over, but I wasn't here when this supposed "Amazonfags were shitting on kikis" thing took place. Hell, I'm not even an Amazonfag, I just wanted to post some cute. You're the one trying to stir up shit here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:52:06 2014 No.12768452 >>12768449 If you knew to spoiler it, you know about the problems amazons have been causing for the last three threads, yet you post them, and along kikimoras no less? Keep your shit girl away from the good one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:56:40 2014 No.12768456 >>12768452 fuck off yourself, he has every right to post amazons if he wants. You claim to want to stop thread fighting and then start it yourself. You are reaching critical shitposting capacity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:57:00 2014 No.12768457 >>12766639 Wight Kraken Kejourou Medusa You know me

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:57:49 2014 No.12768461

>>12768452

>yet you post them

They're still monstergirls, why can't I even mention them? Because it might start a shitstorm? Nothing happened until you popped in and started complaining. We weren't even talking about them anymore by the time you showed up, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:57:52 2014 No.12768462 Would the lot of you shut the fuck up? Imagine a young Kiki and Amazon pretending to fly around of brooms you fucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:59:36 2014 No.12768465 >>12768456 >>12768461 >>12768462 Fuck off AIDF.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 10:59:39 2014 No.12768466 [DELETED]

>>12768452

Not even part of this conversation but this post is hilarious considering that Kikimora's used to be one of the most hated monstergirls for being a bunch of abuse bait NEET-enablers in thread canon. It's only the last couple of months that's turned around.

Fads come and go.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:00:18 2014 No.12768468
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>>12766639
1. shirohebi: loving, devotion, yandere. The three tenets to live by

2. Oomukade: Shy and lonely, with a clingy streak to boot! Gotta have me some of that.

3. Mantis girl: The idea of a cold and hardened exterior with an autistically moe interior is adorable.

4. Lizard girl: M'lord

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:01:20 2014 No.12768471 >>12768465 >>12768452 You're effectively shitposting now. Stop. Do what >>12768462 says or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:01:22 2014 No.12768472 >>12768465 shitposting is against the rules. They aren't breaking any by posting amazons, you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:02:15 2014 No.12768476 >>12768462 End result: cracks in the floor and a really suprised looking young kiki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:02:17 2014 No.12768477 >>12768471 >>12768472 Just report him, enough hits they'll give him a ban.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:02:34 2014 No.12768478 >>12768466 I never hated kikimora and was neutral to amazon, then the thread made them abusefags and the bitcboys came to be. Amazon a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:03:11 2014 No.12768481 >>12768429 Is this story shit or not? Should I continue writing or lurl moar

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:03:53 2014 No.12768482 >>12768476 Or a bunch of destroyed game consoles and two comatose fathers. Honestly, every time I leave you guys fight. Makes me not want to do another MG Kindergarten or continue my shitty stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:04:36 2014 No.12768484 >>12768481 yes save us from the shitposters

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:04:40 2014 No.12768485 >>12768481 It's cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:04:57 2014 No.12768486 >>12768477 Like that will stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:05:58 2014 No.12768488 >>12768486 Wow you're a fucking asshole. They're fictional things you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:06:21 2014 No.12768489 >>12768481 Its fine anon, always nice to see more. >>12768482 I just try to ignore it. Makes skipping through the daily 1000 catch up posts much faster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:06:24 2014 No.12768490 >>12768481 It's so cliche and hammy you could serve it for Christmas dinner. But it's not offensive or anything. Just write it if you like to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:07:06 2014 No.12768493 >>12768488 Hearing him makes me want to support Amazons, since anti-amazon shitposters are content to see the thread burn around them rather than not get their way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:07:48 2014 No.12768495 >>12768481 Is namefagging okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:07:59 2014 No.12768496 >>12768489 I normally only bother with posts that respond to my own and then skip to the bottom. Though it seems something is needed to derail ourselves from this mess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:08:19 2014 No.12768498 >>12768493 Shitposter* It's a single individual based on repeating writing styles and choice of words, along with the posting rate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:09:18 2014 No.12768500 >>12768495 Provided you only use your name when you do things actually related to a story and nothing else.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:09:40 2014 No.12768501 [DELETED]

Remember the cycle of shitposters!

1. Someone starts talking about something they dislike

2. Ensure any conversation is destroyed by shitposting until janet arrives and nukes the thread clean

3. Wait until the topic is brought up once again by somebody else

4. Shitpost by claiming that said topic brings shitposting (which it will because they'll shitpost)

5. Repeat until it becomes unmentionable and any attempt to discuss it brings tired groans from those who have given up.

You too can ban any topic you dislike if you follow these five easy steps. Whether it be manitcores or amazons! Let no one get in the way of your brittle self-esteem.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:09:43 2014 No.12768502

>>12768495

Christ man. You've not even written one whole greentext. Most of the regular writers don't even namefag or tripfag. In fact you're better off not doing that until you find your footing so you won't look back in a few months and cringe at your first couple of stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:09:44 2014 No.12768503 >>12768493 Kind of like the monster trap shit from earlier? Not that I want that in the thread, but get real, none of you are better than me, we've all spoken out against something we don't like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:10:27 2014 No.12768506 >>12768493 Honestly I'm not a huge fan of amazons, but when someone puts them into a story I don't throw a fucking fit. However if I ever was caught by amazons I would probably kill myself out of fear of what might happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:10:38 2014 No.12768507 >>12768495 i dont care if you do. but it will make it easyer if you plan to continue on a later date and pastebin it

>>	Koreanon Sat Dec 6 11:11:32 2014 No.12768510 Which story should I write, shirohebi(yandere) or something else?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:11:34 2014 No.12768511 >>12768495 You can namefag if you are specifically refering to your story (posting new parts, throwing up a poll for a path etc). But try avoid using names for anything else. Also, you will make many anons happy if you pastebin whatever you write.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:12:07 2014 No.12768512 [DELETED]

>>12768503
Yeah, but that's not monstergirls and doesn't belong here.

Amazons are and they very well do belong here even if you dislike.

Do you really only have such a shitty excuse for shitposting Anon? Can you offer any real reason for why your opinions should dictate the thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:12:29 2014 No.12768513 >>12768510 Kumiho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:13:11 2014 No.12768516 >>12768510 Who are you?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:13:11 2014 No.12768517 [DELETED]

>>12768503

But they're still monstergirls, man. They're on topic. The basic concept of Amazons is that they're a race of strong warrior women, everything else about them is up to your headcanon, just because someone says they're husband beaters doesn't mean you have to think the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:13:19 2014 No.12768519 >>12768510 Shirohebi would be nice. But if you want a challenge you can always do a random page on the wiki. reroll if you get something commonly used.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:13:32 2014 No.12768520 >>12768510 Something else, preferably non-yan but that's at your discretion

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:13:47 2014 No.12768521 >>12768510 The story of the cave exploring Werebat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:17:02 2014 No.12768528 >>12768521 Way to cause PTSD for original pokemon players.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:17:49 2014 No.12768530 >>12768528 Is it okay if it also affected me too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:19:28 2014 No.12768534 >>12768510 >>12768520 Nonsense. We need double yan! A yan sandwich! Yandere Shirohebi vs Yandere Amazon vs Yandere Kikimora vs Yandere Wurm. Winner takes all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:22:26 2014 No.12768538 >>12768534 I vaguely remember something like that written once. It ended up with everyone involved dead or running from the law

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:22:51 2014 No.12768539 >>12768528 Lavender Town Ghostgirl

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:23:17 2014 No.12768541 >>12768534 >Shirohebi, Kiki, Amazon >Wurm You're pitting three level 20 Zubats against a level 80 Salamence with that lineup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:23:29 2014 No.12768542 Imagine impregnating a dense or warrior tribe monster girl and her experiancing a child for the first time. >"Anon what is this weird noise emanating from the child?" >"It's called cooing." >"Does that mean it's broken?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:25:19 2014 No.12768545 >>12768542 She'd probably give her a sword before she could even walk.

>>	Koreanon Sat Dec 6 11:28:00 2014 No.12768550 >>12768541 but wurm is dumb

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:28:34 2014 No.12768553 >>12768510 Would you do something with Giant Slug? I can remember two, TWO, greentexts that use her, barely. Please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:29:55 2014 No.12768555 >>12768550 Even if you follow the "Wurm=Dumb" thing, they're still leagues stronger due to being Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:29:59 2014 No.12768557 >>12768550 shit sorry didnt mean to use name

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:31:39 2014 No.12768563 >>12768553 Ogres deserve some love too.

>>	Koreanon Sat Dec 6 11:32:10 2014 No.12768567 Im not going to write any stories until next saturday not that people care or anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:32:59 2014 No.12768568 File: 371 KB, 459x630, mge Harpy - SFW edition.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768510 >Shirohebi Nah, too obvious. How about a monstergirl that hasn't been portrayed as yandere?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:33:04 2014 No.12768569 >>12768567 Don't use my or Alp's shtick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:33:50 2014 No.12768570 >>12768567 I do, but I rather see some nice quality work than something half-assed. So write whenever you feel like it.

>>	Koreanon Sat Dec 6 11:34:01 2014 No.12768571 >>12768553 Will try nexy satutdau

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:34:08 2014 No.12768572 >>12768568 Like Slugs or Lava Clams?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:35:14 2014 No.12768574 >>12768545 >"She can't even lift it!" >"She'll learn, or she'll be fed to the Jinkos and Dire Wolves!" >Jinko and Dire wolf hold up protest signs saying 'We do not eat babies'

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:35:45 2014 No.12768576 File: 612 KB, 706x895, Lava Golem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768572 Lava Golems might work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:37:13 2014 No.12768578 >>12768576 >"I love you! I love you! Let our warm bodies burn up together forever! Let our bodies become one~!" >"Lady, I just came to deliver your pizza! Holy hell!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:37:57 2014 No.12768580 >>12768534 We /vp/ now. What's your team? Manticores Wight Jabberwock Jinko Ignis Thunderbird

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:38:07 2014 No.12768581

>>12768542
>>12768545
>>12768574

>Leave the house as to do some errands
>Leave your warrior wife with her newborn child, as they stare at each other with curiosity
>Come home sometime later, only to find your wife kneeling on the ground, supporting her baby by the torso so she can stand on her own feet
>She looks up at you with a determined, yet slightly happy look on her face
>Her baby seems to be having loads of fun, flailing her arms around while trying to take her first steps
>"I'm teaching her how to take a proper fighting stance, husband! No child of mine shall crawl on the ground like a coward!"

Heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:38:23 2014 No.12768582 >>12768574 I imagine a Jinko would take the orphaned baby and raise it up to be a respectable warrior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:40:46 2014 No.12768584 >>12768568 A yandere Kejourou who cuts off a small part of her hair and ufufus as she watches it coil around his ankle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:42:13 2014 No.12768586 >>12768584 Better yet, stuffs them into charms/dolls which come alive to create a nightmarish yandere scenario where he's being chased through his own home by creepy dolls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:45:38 2014 No.12768592 What is your opinion on smoking monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:47:25 2014 No.12768594 >>12768586 >"ufufu. the only way to stop this is to accept my love and be with me forever."

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:47:42 2014 No.12768595

http://pastebin.com/GfJ82aRA This is what I got for now, It's nothing but it's a start.

As for the names Despoina means lady in Greek and Daidala is an old festival the Plataeans in Greece used to do and they'd burn a human effigy in honour of Zeus and Hera's Marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:50:19 2014 No.12768597 >>12768567 You're right, I don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:52:20 2014 No.12768601 >>12768592 I don't find smoking in general particularly attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:53:06 2014 No.12768604 >>12768595 >Zeus and Hera Horny old bastard and Mega Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:56:07 2014 No.12768608 >>12768592 It's okay if she's a delinquent type and smokes while sucking my cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:56:38 2014 No.12768611 >>12768601 I see. I find smoking women to be rather attractive, especially if they're smoking with those Japanese pipes or a Cigar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:58:54 2014 No.12768616 >>12768592 Sexy. >>12768608 That's some fine taste you got there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:59:29 2014 No.12768618 >>12768611 Not him but sounds like you've never kissed one before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 11:59:50 2014 No.12768619 >>12768222 This turns me on so much, have an affair with a kiki and try to not get caught Whoa

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:00:30 2014 No.12768620 >>12768611 Can you get any more weeabo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:01:00 2014 No.12768621 >>12768618 It most likely tastes awful. But as a man who willingly eats food with vomit inducing taste and Spam, it wouldn't be much of a deterrent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:02:32 2014 No.12768625 >>12768620 So I'm a weeabo for liking one Japanese thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:05:31 2014 No.12768629 >>12768582 >A Bear Girl and Panther Jinko find a little boy >Lamia with Hypnosis wants him to fuck her >Jinko girl with an amazing voice.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:07:44 2014 No.12768631

>>12768621
I can't stand the taste. Drunk beer breath is okay sometimes because it's not every day but smoker breath and smell is every minute of every day.

That's why you usually see smokers dating smokers, because if both people do it, it's no bother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:08:59 2014 No.12768634 >>12768631 Smokers also have little to no taste.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:11:42 2014 No.12768641

>>12768631
>>12768621
>>12768611

With the whole all-but-eradication of smoking in media the last few decades, it no longer contains the mystery and sophistication it once did (except in the older age groups before the purge).

So for younger folks, it has all the negative impacts (health, stink) but none of the positive ones (classy, elegant, etc).

I think the only exception is if you grew up with a smoker. My dad was a smoker, so now it's more a "nostalgic home smell" than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:12:01 2014 No.12768642 >>12768625 >Japanese pipes >monstergirls >doujins, Manga, anime You tell me.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:13:47 2014 No.12768647

>>12768581
>Buy a teddy bear for your kid
>"Ah I see! You are giving it an example of animals she'll encounter in the wild! An amazing invention humans have!"
>She buys all kinds of stuffed animals like Tigers, Pigs, Lions, Wolf, and even a Dragon.
>The kid hugs them
>"Amazing! She learned how to use a strangle hold already!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:14:14 2014 No.12768648 >>12768641 an interesting and relatively recent essay on the subject: http://www.dead-philosophers.com/?page_id=596

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:16:23 2014 No.12768656 >>12768641 I grew up around smokers since everyone in my family, excluding me, did it. Truly, smokers these days are getting shafted hard.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:17:29 2014 No.12768659

>>12768641
>eradication of smoking

Truly these people are worse than Hitler. What do you mean no smoking after an eight hour session with the maid, feeling your body tingle with the nicotine, in the afterglow of sex, while she lazily runs her fingers on your chest and compliments your manly smell? Fuck everything.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:19:22 2014 No.12768665

>>12768641

I grew up in cowboy country so smoking and snuff and chew were still huge down there. The smell reminds me of a local business honestly, diner, bar, etc. Nothing classy or elegant about it. That sort of thing died out with everything but pipes by the seventies. More that it still had that "cool and manly" air about it.

Also why women smokers were considered rough. It's like watching one pound down a fifth of jack. Not very ladylike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:21:27 2014 No.12768669 >>12768441 It was his name. Though I agree it was heavy-handed, but I wanted to really slap you in the face with the fact that he loses his apathy near the end

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:21:32 2014 No.12768670

>>12768659
I meant more the erradication of smoking *portrayals in media*. Film, TV, etc. So for younger generations, none of their idols or film stars were smokers. The only guys who smoke are average joes. It's not something nearly as desirable to emulate as it was before.

So it basically wiped out the culture of "cool dudes and classy ladies" smoke, or at least, the largest means of portraying that culture (mass media).

It has all of the stink and health issues as it did before, but no glamorous culture to counter-balance it and still make it attractive. Hence the general trend of repulsion to smoking in younger folks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:21:46 2014 No.12768672 File: 88 KB, 382x415, breakfast of champions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768665 >Not wanting to see a lady pound down whiskey pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:22:05 2014 No.12768674 >>12768665 Maybe people like it when a lady is unladylike?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:23:05 2014 No.12768677 >>12768672 You've obviously never dated that. The charm wears off real fast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:25:16 2014 No.12768681 >>12768674 He said it was considered classy for women, when it's considered the opposite of that. People have a fetish for everything. I didn't address what people may like or dislike, just how the behavior is regarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:26:25 2014 No.12768683 >>12768681 Alright then.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:28:31 2014 No.12768692

>>12768641
I grew up around non smokers, but I still started smoking when I was 18, I remember my first smoke in 2004, and was handed a cheap cigar to celebrate the Fighting Illini's recent win. Since then, I've smoked cigars, cigarettes, pipes and I dipped for a few weeks when I was in the military. Now, ten years later, I'm quitting (again) because I know cigarettes will kill me, but I don't have anything against the occasional cigar or pipe. If I had kikimora waifu, I'd expect her to disappear any cigarettes that turned up, but let me keep my pipe tobacco for the lazy sundays and Christmas mornings where we watch our kids unwrap their new brooms and sponges so they can clean up the messes they make unwrapping presents.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:30:09 2014 No.12768693 >>12768677 >thinking I've dated anyone >4chan Clearly I'm living in fantasy land, so keep your 3dpd shit away from my delusions

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:32:26 2014 No.12768697 >>12768693 >Clearly I'm living in fantasy land, so keep your 3dpd shit away from my delusions This quote is perfect. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:32:27 2014 No.12768698 >>12768670 > health issues Yet they push sugary and energy drinks and we drink them by the gallon. Have the sniffles? Have some drugs. You're unhappy? Have some drugs. Your boss is a shitheadband you can no longer get it up without porn? DRUGS.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:33:25 2014 No.12768700

>You're at a bar drinking one night when a pair of Oni's in suits with shades walk in
>'All right the party is getting STARTED' you think as they lead in an Oni in Japanese garb, and looking quite hefty.
>'Nevermind.' You go back to your drink.
>You are then approached by the Oni security saying their boss wants to speak with you.
>You are dragged over to the oversized oni and she says you're cute, you say you want nothing to do with her because she's fat.
>She scowls, stands up, and bear hugs you, and you find you can not escape.
>You just insulted the World Sumo Monster Division Champion
How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:36:13 2014 No.12768701 File: 1.02 MB, 1000x1414, 1405712373611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768700 What degree of "fatness"?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:36:57 2014 No.12768703

>The Kikimora sits at her computer, the mess piling up behind her, but she doesn't care.
>Her maid uniform is crumpled and tossed aside, she lounges around in her underwear, eating microwaveable dinner meals.
>Sighing, she stands and kicks through a path of trash to her kitchen
>"I'm kinda hungry."
>She leans against the counter as she waits for her third dinner to be nuked
>She picks at her belly button and yawns, her feathers ruffling
>The mircowave peals its electronic bell and she yanks it out, touching it in short bursts, hissing every time the black plastic plate scalds her fingertips, remarkably impatient to get to her food , from an outside perspective it would almost look like she were pecking at it, a stubborn determination on her face
>she finally picks clean the plastic sheet, and takes the "plate" in hand, grabbing an unclean fork from the sink on her journey back to the computer
>She perches on her chair like a bird, talons digging in, and munches away at her food, she flicks a chibi Kikki and it starts swaying it's upper body, sweeping at the desk where it's rooted
>She smiles a little around her mouthful of still-steaming food before turning her gaze back to the computer screen
>"Ufufu, silly human boys. Arguing again. I can't leave them alone, can I? Fufu, so helpless, here let Onee-san clean up for you" An unconscious smile graces her lips as she starts singing quietly to herself,
>"Delete, delete, delete, delete, deleeeete~"
>A blush spreads across her cheeks in the glow of the computer haze, "Ara, they even went out of their way to notice me."
>She puffs her cheeks out at the screen, "It's not like I'm doing it for you, Baaaka."
>But no one can deny the dopey grin on her face as she watches the human boys fight and play.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:37:28 2014 No.12768704 >>12768698 Mankind is nothing but a miserable pile of secrets and hypocrisy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:37:46 2014 No.12768705 >>12768701 1d6+2 chins fatness

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:37:53 2014 No.12768706 >>12768700 NO FATTIES! A man.must have standards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:38:33 2014 No.12768707 >>12768701 Trader Anon levels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:38:52 2014 No.12768708 >>12768705 Her ego must swollen in more ways than one then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:39:02 2014 No.12768709 >>12768700 I hug back with all my might. She wants a bear-hug fight, she's got one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:39:43 2014 No.12768710 >>12768705 Come on man, at least make it 2d3...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:40:28 2014 No.12768712 >>12768703 Somebody is gonna call you a faggot, but I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:41:15 2014 No.12768714 >>12768703 Yes. Took me a second, but YES!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:41:42 2014 No.12768715 >>12768707 I like strong fat, I am ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:41:45 2014 No.12768716 >>12768706 >NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDIES! >>12768710 >Barrel dice >/out/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:42:25 2014 No.12768718 >>12768706 You are now in a hospital with most of your bones broken >>12768709 You are now married to a champion, eat alcohol laced foods, which are surprisingly good tasting, and father of the World Junior Sumo Monster Division Champion

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:42:46 2014 No.12768720 >>12768705 >>12768710 What measurements are these?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:43:01 2014 No.12768721 >>12768703 The Monstersona of the 4chan Janitor is arguably the most autistic thing that has ever come out of this thread, and I mean that in a bad way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:44:02 2014 No.12768724 >>12768718 >You are now married to a champion. >Daughteru Best end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:44:16 2014 No.12768725 >>12768721 >nofunallowed.jph

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:45:09 2014 No.12768726 >>12768710 Please, needs to be 1d4+1

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:45:44 2014 No.12768728 >>12768725 Futafags also say 'No Fun Allowed' when we tell them to fuck off. That doesn't make it any less cancerous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:46:03 2014 No.12768729 >>12768720 They're dice. 1d6 is a standard cube die. The measurement is how attributes are described in tabletop. 1d6+2 means roll a regular cube die and add two to the result. So between 3 and 8 chins depending on your luck or lack thereof.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:46:51 2014 No.12768730 >>12768728 Oh, great, you're back.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:47:03 2014 No.12768731

>>12768647

>Sitting on the living room's couch watching TV
>Warrior waifu beckons you from the kitchen
>"Husband, I need your help with something here, please."
>Sure, why not
>Get up and walk to the kitchen
>You're tackled to the ground by your wife as soon as you step into the kitchen
>She sits on top of you, holding you down by the arms, making sure not to be too forceful
>She turns to her daughter, who's standing right next to her, watching the whole scene with utmost attention
>"This is how you properly capture your prey, my dear. Do you understand how it works now?"
>The child nods eagerly in acknowledgement before running up to you and glomping your chest while letting out a cute "Raaawr~!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:47:12 2014 No.12768732 >>12768718 Worth it. Perhaps a motherly echidna willnurse me back to health. Or those dark priests that read to patients and, easy their pain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:47:19 2014 No.12768733 >>12768728 >Association fallacy. Futafags also post on 4chan, ergo all of 4chan is as cancerous as futafags, including you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:47:56 2014 No.12768734 >>12768716 >Barrel dice How dare you. >>12768726 What can I say? I'm a gambler.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:49:23 2014 No.12768735 >>12768707 >puking violently.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:50:41 2014 No.12768737 >>12768721 >Monstersona Whatever are you talking about? I just wrote a short greentext about a kikimora who would rather be on her computer. And I did it because I thought it would be fun. And it was. So fuck you and your judgements.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:51:39 2014 No.12768740 >>12768721 I agree. I regret typing "Janet" instead of "Janitor" that one time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:52:21 2014 No.12768741 >>12768731 Adorable. 10/10 would play Hunter and Prey with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:52:53 2014 No.12768742 I just want to fuck a shirohebi senseless while her elf best friend is in the next room waiting for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:53:53 2014 No.12768744 File: 358 KB, 902x1236, 18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well that was cute. I have no idea what was going on this chapter. I think it might have ended.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:54:09 2014 No.12768745 >>12768731 So it's thinly veiled amazon stuff now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:55:20 2014 No.12768746 >>12768742 Okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:56:16 2014 No.12768748 >>12768745 Sorry, did I fuck it up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:56:17 2014 No.12768749 File: 165 KB, 850x1133, sample-14d03902c19b3ca797f06c3d9432d408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help your waifu become an Idol?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:56:19 2014 No.12768750 >>12768745 >I don't like anything Just fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:57:30 2014 No.12768751 >>12768749 >For a bunch of greasy neckbears to fap to Fuck no. She's my Idol, and that's all that matters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:57:32 2014 No.12768752 >>12768749 No cause then she'd spend less time with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:57:50 2014 No.12768753 File: 137 KB, 491x500, Siren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768749 I'm not into idols.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:57:54 2014 No.12768754 >>12768744 I think so. Mikado went full beast and pretty much all the bad guys died already it seems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:58:21 2014 No.12768755 >>12768749 No. Knowing that teenagers and NEETS are fapping to pictures and videos of my actual waifu would rub me in the worst way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:59:14 2014 No.12768758 >>12768748 It was obvious since the beggining, but using her husband as a practice dummy hammered it home. >>12768750 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:59:19 2014 No.12768759 >>12768744 >>12768754 So she never gets her husbando back?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 12:59:20 2014 No.12768760 >>12768748 No, you did good. Plus Amazon a great anyways. And anyone who reads "rawr" and pouncing and automatically assumes Amazon instead of, say, Jinko, is a moron anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:00:47 2014 No.12768763 >>12768751 >>12768752 >>12768755 Well done, comrades. This was a test to prove if you love your waifu or not, and you pass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:01:26 2014 No.12768766 >>12768758 I didn't mean to make her look abusive, the practice dummy thing was merely for comedic effect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:02:44 2014 No.12768768 >>12768766 Don't listen to him, he's being a goober.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:02:47 2014 No.12768769 >>12768759 He talks to her after killing that robutt girl and that other dude, then flies away. He doesn't shows up in this chapter too. I think it's over or almost there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:03:47 2014 No.12768771 >>12768766 It was funny, anon. That's just amazon-bitch-kun. He's been trolling the last few days pretty heavily. Don't take what he says to heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:04:56 2014 No.12768775 >>12768771 I wish Bitch-kun MkII would go away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:06:03 2014 No.12768778 >>12768771 >one person doesn't like amazon Okay.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:11:31 2014 No.12768789 >>12768778 It makes sense that for you, not liking something = aggressively shitposting it. It explains so much, and the "stop liking what I don't like!' attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:12:15 2014 No.12768792 >>12768753 Are you sure anon? http://i.imgur.com/UhnEk47.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:12:49 2014 No.12768793 >>12768775 >Still using that bogeyman when people are bitching at any given time. GG /mgg/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:15:37 2014 No.12768799 >>12768703 It's adorable, I like it. Feel free to make some more. It was nicely written.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:18:09 2014 No.12768803 >>12768789 I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:25:04 2014 No.12768812 >>12768803 Bark!

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:26:15 2014 No.12768813

You're at a bakery run by Dragons.
Do you buy the Chocolate Cake made by the regular Dragon Girl in the pink apron?
Do you eat the mashed up loaf of French Bread made by the Wurm in a "C is for Cookie!" apron?
Do you eat the shredded up croissants made by the crying Wyvern in the corner?
Do you eat the cristmas cake made by the Ryu behind the counter?
Or do you leave and go to the Wallfe House that's run by Jabberwocks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:28:26 2014 No.12768818 >>12768813 Eat the Christmas Cake Ryu-- I mean, BY the Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:28:40 2014 No.12768819 >>12768812 I wish we had corgi monstergirls, but KC seems set on mythological stuff only. What would a dachshund girl look like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:28:58 2014 No.12768820 >>12768813 I would love to eat the cristmas cake Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:29:55 2014 No.12768822 >>12768819 Like a Werewolf with a longer than normal torso and very short limbs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:31:15 2014 No.12768826 >>12768813 You had me at chocolate. What happened to the lamias that used to run the shop though, did the dragons buy them out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:31:19 2014 No.12768827 >>12768813 > Not picking Waffle House Heretics, the lot of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:31:28 2014 No.12768828 >>12768813 You had me at pink apron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:31:49 2014 No.12768829 >>12768813 I'm gonna eat with that Wyvern and cheer her up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:32:04 2014 No.12768830 >>12768819 We may see a Fu Dog some day

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:32:44 2014 No.12768833 >>12768828 Note it only makes note she's wearing an apron, and no other piece of clothing. Take that as you will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:33:10 2014 No.12768834 >>12768813 Croissants. I love those things (I also dislike chocolate)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:33:12 2014 No.12768835 >>12768822 That sounds unfortunate. >Werewolf I'd rather she have short hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:33:12 2014 No.12768836 >>12768827 >Awful House

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:33:25 2014 No.12768838 >>12768818 >>12768820 You sure? You don't want to eat what the Wyvern made before she tries to fashion herself a noose and fails at doing so?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:34:58 2014 No.12768841 >>12768833 Naked apron is now official.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:35:12 2014 No.12768843 >>12768830 The Chinese thing? With a mane? I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:36:01 2014 No.12768845 >>12768813 Don't you mean Waffle House? But I'll go there, Jabberwocks are always so friendly and kind, who doesn't want to meet them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:37:10 2014 No.12768848 >>12768845 It was a typo, but yes I did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:37:24 2014 No.12768849 >>12768833 >>12768841 I will surely put something in that oven...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:37:26 2014 No.12768852 >>12768838 That Wyvern is getting hugged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:37:46 2014 No.12768853 File: 341 KB, 900x1758, nereid2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768792 >Dat bloodstain I wonder if we'll ever get a KC supervised, MGE doujin by Ahobaka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:39:49 2014 No.12768860 >>12768849 ... with creamy, white filling?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:40:27 2014 No.12768863 >>12768853 I'll hang you anon, I swear to all that is holy and damned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:42:40 2014 No.12768870 >>12768860 It's pretty creamy you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:45:12 2014 No.12768880 >>12768853 Doubt it, the appeal of KC's girls is loyalty, NTR would lose them that prestige. I wouldn't mind though, if only for the delicious vanillafag tears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:46:45 2014 No.12768887 >>12768863 >>12768880 Hence "KC supervised". At most it would be Bicorn cuckqueaning but not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:47:21 2014 No.12768889 >>12768870 You will never cum inside a girl with such thickness you'll clog her vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:49:15 2014 No.12768892 File: 599 KB, 915x1280, Shinkaisei-kan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768889 Shit sucks.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Dec 6 13:50:22 2014 No.12768895 It wouldn't be lewd but... A MON or a group of paranomal fighter group of mg's on a mission ala Hellboy/BPRD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:50:45 2014 No.12768898 >>12768887 So male ntr? All of my yes. You know, it would be a nice loophole, since any girl that got stolen would probably be ruined forever, make them exclusively male ntr, then everybody's happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:52:29 2014 No.12768905 >>12768895 >Hellboy/BPRD That's some mighty fine taste you have there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:52:43 2014 No.12768906 >>12768895 I like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:52:44 2014 No.12768907 >>12768892 She's really nice, but my dick likes the hime class girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:53:49 2014 No.12768910 >>12768895 All of the yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:53:57 2014 No.12768912 >>12768889 Doesn't mean I should'nt try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:54:09 2014 No.12768913 >>12768907 Those ankle boots man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:55:15 2014 No.12768916 What if Telling your elf coworker you know has a crush on you about your wonderful night where you went home with an arachne and fucked all night long before she left and you didn't exchange numbers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:56:28 2014 No.12768921 >>12768916 And then tell her that you fell asleep holding hands with a Daiki with a picture of her face on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:57:27 2014 No.12768924 >>12768916 She'd go into your house, wait until you sleep, and tie you up. Then she'd drag you back to her treehouse and use you as her personal love slave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:58:14 2014 No.12768926 >>12768921 No you fell asleep in the arms of the arachne, she didn't eave till you bboth had to wake up and get ready for work. >>12768924 Would she? She's clearly beta enough not to have already done it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 13:59:06 2014 No.12768928 >>12768926 She was biding her time. Do you eat an apple when it isn't ripened?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:01:20 2014 No.12768933 >>12768926 Did she clean up her web before she went to sleep? What would sleeping next to a giant exoskeleton even feel like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:01:31 2014 No.12768936 >>12768928 And how does that make said apple ripe? Or is it more of a panic where you just eat the fucking apple because a thief might take it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:02:02 2014 No.12768939 >>12768895 You are even more of my nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:02:24 2014 No.12768941 >>12768933 >Before she went to sleep I meant before she left for work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:02:28 2014 No.12768942 >>12768936 Let's go with that.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:03:28 2014 No.12768947

>>12768916
>setting her up to gird her panties and becoming a slut fot you, pu ass Hong you into the supply closet and sucking you off, wrapping one of her legs around your waist and have you enter her, she bumping against you, covering each other's mouths to stifle your moans until you flood her vagina completely and have her wear cum stained panties all day, dreading it slipping down her thighs

You're a cruel man, but you inspire me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:03:33 2014 No.12768948 >>12768941 Wait, she told me she works at home. Why would she leave for work when she's already there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:04:25 2014 No.12768952 >>12768948 Because your home isn't where she works from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:04:44 2014 No.12768953 >>12768948 It's your home not hers. >>12768947 Well the goal is to tease the elf as much as possible without dicking her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:04:56 2014 No.12768955 >>12768895 Would there be a human boy in the unit? >Big Red Oni >Aquatic Mermaid >Firestarting salamander >human man

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:06:07 2014 No.12768958 >>12768952 >>12768953 But our homes are one in the same, since she lives in my crawlspace with the centipedes and rats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:06:15 2014 No.12768959 >>12768947 >pushing you into the supply closet. Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:08:32 2014 No.12768964 >>12768958 >Dickign the spider girl in the attic >"U-umm... do you want to come down and eat dinner with me? You know... People things?" >"No!" slams the manhole shut

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:08:59 2014 No.12768967 >>12768947 >pu ass Hong

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:09:19 2014 No.12768969 >>12768955 The man needs a gimmick or he's just dead weight/fanservice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:11:06 2014 No.12768975 >>12768969 >implying monsters don't have the most garbage taste in the universe Throw a shota into the crew and it'll sell millions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:11:22 2014 No.12768976 >>12768969 his speshial powrl iz bein born the strngest at hte acedemy of all his classmates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:12:03 2014 No.12768977 >>12768969 He's a hyper accurate sniper. Who also happens to be a bigger drunk than the oni. The Oni happens to be a tea totaler so we can throw in pointless drama about her beliefs conflicting with her natural instincts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:12:14 2014 No.12768979 >>12768969 no token human boys, huh. How about an excellent shot with weapons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:12:33 2014 No.12768980 >>12768969 His gimmick is getting kidnapped

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:12:34 2014 No.12768981 >>12768975 Put him in a skimpy outfit and it'll sell trillions. Milfs and CC everywhere will line up to rape and violate him. >>12768976 What's next, he's actually a hedgehog from the future?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:13:06 2014 No.12768983 >>12768975 Yeah, I bet they'd play HumanBoyQuest. What a bunch of nerds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:14:40 2014 No.12768989 >>12768981 >Put him in a skimpy outfit and it'll sell trillions. Why make trillions when we can make billions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:14:54 2014 No.12768990 >>12768981 >>12768983 Don't forget innocence, you always have to have a shota with innocence, makes monsters sploosh all over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:15:36 2014 No.12768991 >>12768983 >yfw monstergirls would make VR a thing as soon as MMORPGs came out >Because what's the point of a game where you can't rape boys. >Like Royal Road, but more rapey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:16:09 2014 No.12768993 >>12768967 Two posts above you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:16:40 2014 No.12768995 >>12768990 He also has a magical transformation scene and comically trips and lands in the other members' crotches or cleavage.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:16:46 2014 No.12768996
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>>12768981
>Milfs
I'd always imagine that the MG MILFs daughterus would be rapebabies.

And the MILF herself herself would extremely bitter over the fact the guy she raped went onto start a happy family without her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:18:12 2014 No.12768998 >>12768995 Don't forget the "Kyaa!". Bitches love it when shotas Kyaa

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:19:31 2014 No.12769001 >>12768995 >Implying they wouldn't rather see the girls trip and fall onto his dick >"Kyaa, it went in my mouth! Ecchi!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:19:37 2014 No.12769002 >>12768976 >typing like a faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:20:48 2014 No.12769005 >>12768996 >MG comes across a shota she raped in the past >He's now a full grown man >She leaves and brings her daughter >Tries to introduce them >Ex-shota's harlot and gold digging human wife appears and nags him away

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:21:13 2014 No.12769006 >>12769001 Look at all this money you're making RIGHT NOW!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:22:34 2014 No.12769008 >>12769001 Doms would prefer it the other way, but going with both would result in becoming richer than the 5 Tanuki Bankers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:23:08 2014 No.12769010 >>12769006 If all of /mgt/ banded together to make a movie directed to monsters we'd swimming in oceans of cash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:23:53 2014 No.12769012 >>12769008 What if... two shotas on the team?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:24:09 2014 No.12769014 >>12769010 Would there be stunt cocks and Trey Parker?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:24:40 2014 No.12769018 >>12769010 And oceans of sploosh, I imagine...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:25:18 2014 No.12769020 >>12769012 Fuck anon, how greedy are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:25:18 2014 No.12769021 >>12769012 MG panty wetness levels would rise from Moist to Waterfall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:26:25 2014 No.12769022 >>12769020 >>12769021 Wait wait, how about, the main love interest is a generic succubus self-insert mary sue??

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:26:30 2014 No.12769023 >>12769014 No, pure on screen /ss/. Maybe they'd have to use venom to make the little guy bigger, but still.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:27:43 2014 No.12769026 File: 575 KB, 731x1035, 1407689832066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769005 >She abstained from sex in that period of time. >Goes into cold, calculating yandere talker mode in order to get closer to him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:27:44 2014 No.12769027 >>12768996 Whats that image from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:27:56 2014 No.12769028 >>12769023 How about a milking and face sitting scene? >>12769022 Will there be a beach episode?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:27:57 2014 No.12769029 >>12769022 I'll rip your throat out anon. Do you want to make trillions or fucking not?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:28:09 2014 No.12769030 >>12768996 I love bitch tears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:29:46 2014 No.12769031 >>12769026 >Yandere talker >Does nothing but tell you obsessive things

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:30:02 2014 No.12769032 >>12769028 Yes there would to appeal to Onis and Manticores, but at the same time there would be petting scenes and handholding to appeal to Kikis and Unicorns. Second shota remains a virgin the whole way through

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:30:49 2014 No.12769035 >>12769029 grabs throatB-back the fuck off!??

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:30:59 2014 No.12769036

>>12769026
>After numerous months of stalking and waiting, she catches him and brings him home
>She then vents out all of her frustrations over the course of a two week romp
>After all of that is done, and the man is in a post-sex coma, she kisses his cheek and falls asleep next to him
By the way, what the hell is up with that girl's tongue? Is she a snapping turtle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:31:32 2014 No.12769039 >>12769027 Knock yourself out. http://exhentai.org/g/587051/bb8d2b2873/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:32:14 2014 No.12769041 >>12769032 >Virgin So he's the Krillin of the group? Or is he Yamcha?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:32:14 2014 No.12769042 >>12769029 See >>12768989

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:33:14 2014 No.12769048 >>12768998 Shotas don't Kyaa, they go eee or waah! Toddlers and young girls kyaa anon' what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:34:07 2014 No.12769053 >>12769041 Wouldn't Tien be the virgin? He is the strongest human after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:34:20 2014 No.12769054 >>12769048 This is a rough draft anon, we'll fix it as we go

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:34:40 2014 No.12769057 >>12769048 Every now and then they also go: >WA! >EEHH?! >SFX: ZUN

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:36:04 2014 No.12769060

>>12768955
Also
>A childlike Homunculus who was awakened from her slumber by the Salamanders' power. She's nice, but her sister is a dick.
>A dorky ghost who was a spirit medium in her former life. Has to stay in a containment suit to keep her form.
>The zombie team commander who returned to life when she died in a mission in the jungle. Rough and tumble militarily type.
>The sweater wearing humanboy who is a gifted folklorist and occultist helps the team by supplying them with information.

They would fight against the remnants of the Order that want to summon the Chief God into the world, as well as evil monsters that want to hurt humanboys and other monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:37:51 2014 No.12769063 >>12769053 You would seriously have me believe he never wrecked Lunch's cunt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:38:30 2014 No.12769066 >>12769048 Mid season reveal Shota was replaced by an alp who looks like him

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:38:52 2014 No.12769067 File: 411 KB, 635x903, 46824439_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769036 No clue, but I like it. She was created by the artist behind that Sandworm doujin and that upcoming Kraken doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:39:44 2014 No.12769069 >>12769066 Or he turns into one, but doesn't tell the others about it. We could also turn it into a drama and rake in even more cash since women love that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:40:50 2014 No.12769072 >>12769067 That guy? Neat. My penis eagerly awaits the Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:41:12 2014 No.12769073 >>12769060 >wasting sweaters on human boys Ya blew it, you blew it so hard you became an alp. God I'm angry at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:41:13 2014 No.12769074 >>12765833 Please don't be me from the future I want to love both species

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:41:50 2014 No.12769075 >>12768298 >Extra Special Ingredients >Not very wholesome Nigga dat's my fetish right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:43:04 2014 No.12769079 >>12769073 You don't know? Monstergirls love sweater wearing humanboys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:43:48 2014 No.12769082 >>12766639 Top 4 Waifus anyway... Nightmare Anubis Gnome Any Kind of Winged Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:45:11 2014 No.12769086 >>12768701 >Asanagi Here's a question. Is there a more misogynistic hentai artist around?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:46:24 2014 No.12769090 >>12768731 >Glomping your chest while letting out a cute "Raaawr~!" T-Too cute. Daughterus are too cute...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:46:31 2014 No.12769091 >>12769082 >Not liking Ryu or Wurm You're cruising for a lynching.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:46:40 2014 No.12769092 >>12769086 >misogynistic It's fucking porn about fictional characters. Get better bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:47:28 2014 No.12769096 >>12768813 >Pink Apron But what else is she wearing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:48:29 2014 No.12769099 >>12769096 Nothing else. No shoes, socks, panties, bras, hats, ect.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:48:42 2014 No.12769100
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http://pastebin.com/AA4hcU38 line 102
>Master and Margarita
sorry sufferingfags

I really like the cuddlepump bandwagon, I might do a Loli-Oni cuddling short one of these days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:49:38 2014 No.12769103 >>12769092 It's not like I'm some idiot who thinks all porn is misogynistic. Just like, NTR stuff where dick is all it takes to control a woman. Or Asanagi's stuff. Asanagi's stuff is a whole 'nother level. I fap to it anyway. Especially the Elin one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:49:54 2014 No.12769104 >>12769100 >human girl Get that shit out of here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:50:12 2014 No.12769106 File: 75 KB, 480x533, 1393207540829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, I just thought of what could be the most deadly and rape-tastic Monster Girl that would make even Ushi-Onis flee in terror. Dolphin Girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:50:41 2014 No.12769108 >>12769099 >Naked Apron Dragon Perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:51:58 2014 No.12769112 >>12769106 Not really scary, since all it takes is a net or six-pack plastic holder to deal with them.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:52:19 2014 No.12769113

>>12769106
>Being this new

Why sure anon, nobody has ever talked about dolphin rape cave girls and the special secretion that keeps you cumming with no refractory period. It's not like they're brought up as the rapey mermaids all the time. That's just silly!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:53:36 2014 No.12769115 >>12769079 Sweaters are the domain of monstergirls. Boys don't have tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:53:42 2014 No.12769116 >>12769108 The others are also naked with aprons, but every one went with the Christmas cake and left the Wyvern hanging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:53:53 2014 No.12769117 >>12768592 It depends, are they supposed to be smoking. I would be very worried if i saw smoke coning out of a fox womans or kiki's tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:54:41 2014 No.12769118 >>12769106 I prefer dolphins raping Mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:55:02 2014 No.12769119 >>12769116 Well honestly, I could go for a croissant. I usually pull them apart anyway, so having them pre-shredded kinda saves me the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:55:08 2014 No.12769121 >>12769091 Wurm a shit. Fucking retard dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:55:13 2014 No.12769122 >>12769117 Obviously their mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:56:07 2014 No.12769123 >>12769118 Was anyone else thinking this that time that Mero swam with a dolphin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:56:21 2014 No.12769125 >>12769091 I don't hate them, but they can't compare to my Tsundragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:56:39 2014 No.12769126 >>12769121 Simple /= Dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:57:27 2014 No.12769127 >>12769091 I like them. Just not nearly as much as I like the Winged Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:57:44 2014 No.12769128 >>12769126 Simple does = Dumb Dumb != Retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:58:41 2014 No.12769131 >>12769127 I guess I can understand that then. Though I just love Wurms and their digging capabilities.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 14:59:30 2014 No.12769133
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>>12769112
But Anon, imagine what would happen if a Shota didn't carry any on him. Imagine if he managed to get dragged into the Rape Cave to be the Dolphin Girl's cum dispenser. Dolphin are brutal mother fuckers.

>>12769113
I've been here well over a year and we hardly talk about them. It's mostly Manticores and Chesires and, as of late, Kikimoras. The fuck are you talking about?

>>12769118
Well they can have the mermaids, but the biblical monstrosity is mine

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:01:12 2014 No.12769137 >>12769133 >He doesn't remember beastfucker anon and how he would go on and on about dolphin pussy and dolphin girls Right, you sure have been here a year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:01:23 2014 No.12769138 >>12769128 >Wurm wurm = new Wurm(); >wurm.Add(1,1); >OutOfboundException Seems legit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:02:35 2014 No.12769140 >>12769128 >>12769121 See >>12768125

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:03:12 2014 No.12769141 >>12768964 Nothing that can't be fixed with a liberal application of dickings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:04:49 2014 No.12769143 >>12769133 If they're so brutal how come they need to team up to deal with sharks, like gang-bangers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:04:57 2014 No.12769144 >>12769140 Wurms are dumb. People just don't know how to write proper dumb and always go for retarded. And != is the mathematical expression for does not equal you troglodyte.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:06:01 2014 No.12769147 >>12769133 >implying Hii-chan isn't my only dolphin gangbangfu Keep your drunk christmas cake, it's not like it would even be possible to rape her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:06:22 2014 No.12769148 >>12769143 >Gang-bangers You just answered your own question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:07:21 2014 No.12769150 >>12769144 I quoted you because of the "Simple does = Dumb" part, not the "Dumb != Retarded" part, mongoloid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:10:17 2014 No.12769154 >>12769148 So all Dolphins are ghetto trash and should be euthanized? >>12769144 They won't solve a rubix cube, but they won't need a helmet and can do Zelda puzzles.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:10:23 2014 No.12769155

>>12769150
Simple does equal dumb. Have you never seen that used in literature? Calling a person simple is equivalent to calling them the village idiot.

You're thinking something like the phrase simple people or a simple life but saying "He's simple" is calling him a slow-witted oaf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:11:52 2014 No.12769158 >>12769154 >Wurm playing OoT. >Water temple. I'd watch that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:12:12 2014 No.12769159 >More Bleach x MGE Animations >Now Hellhound vs. Chimera I'm not sure why it is that someone who can create short animations, and does so for the MGE, would copy scenes from Bleach instead of something sexy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:12:53 2014 No.12769163 >>12769155 That is exactly where the phrase simpleton comes from too. Wurms are simpletons. That just makes them the dumb kid in class, not special ed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:12:54 2014 No.12769164 >>12769126 Simple=Slow witted=dumb Pretty much, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:13:05 2014 No.12769165 >>12769159 What are you on about

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:14:13 2014 No.12769166 >>12768947 >pu ass Hong you into >pushing you into There a kumiho in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:15:05 2014 No.12769171 >>12769165 This. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47375779 and this. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47438211

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:15:35 2014 No.12769172 File: 183 KB, 425x369, 1398001796718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769159 >Bleach x MGE Please no. Oh gods no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:18:00 2014 No.12769175 File: 140 KB, 740x740, Why can't I hold all this apple juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769171 What. The. Bloody. Vaginal. Lava. Fuck. Is. This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:18:12 2014 No.12769178 File: 22 KB, 127x205, 1397933066278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769171 Why would anyone do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:18:26 2014 No.12769179 File: 33 KB, 640x480, img55847444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12768592 Only through one of these.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:18:52 2014 No.12769182 >>12769171 What the fuck am I watching.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:18:53 2014 No.12769183 >>12769175 >>12769178 I'm to frightened to look, what is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:19:06 2014 No.12769184 Got bored, wrote a thing. http://pastebin.com/hrrVEnaB

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:19:36 2014 No.12769185 File: 706 KB, 500x281, 1417895878120.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769171 Godammit, fuck that noise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:19:56 2014 No.12769187 >>12769183 Do it faggit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:20:19 2014 No.12769188 >>12769179 Definitely, even though it's apparently weeabo. >>12769183 Something horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:20:26 2014 No.12769189 >>12769171 Please no.....please....

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:22:03 2014 No.12769191 >>12769184 At least the Familiar is finally getting some more writefaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:23:19 2014 No.12769193 i am not gonna open it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:23:50 2014 No.12769194 Here's some Shirohebi Shibari. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47392341

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:23:59 2014 No.12769195 >>12769193 You have to You must suffer like the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:25:04 2014 No.12769196 >>12769194 And Shirohebi lessens the pain at just the right time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:25:55 2014 No.12769197 File: 132 KB, 361x358, Goddamn YES.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769067 >artist behind that Sandworm doujin >Kraken doujin >Upcoming

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:26:01 2014 No.12769198 >>12769171 >Deviantanimation.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:26:10 2014 No.12769199 >>12769191 My next piece will have a beelzebub Not really

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:27:41 2014 No.12769202 >>12769067 My body is ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:30:43 2014 No.12769206 >>12769185 Would you imgur it please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:34:34 2014 No.12769211 File: 211 KB, 800x600, Master, would you like to play with my breasts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you fondle your monster maid's breasts or ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:35:18 2014 No.12769212 >>12769211 As two wise men once said. Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:35:23 2014 No.12769213 >>12769211 Does she even have an ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:36:41 2014 No.12769215 >>12769213 Why not find out yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:39:36 2014 No.12769222 >>12769211 >Fondle >Implying I wouldn't just slide my dick into that tempting opening known as cleavage she has blatantly on display.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:40:57 2014 No.12769226 >>12769222 What if some MG is passing by, and seeing your dick makes her retard strong as she tries to put your dick in her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:41:59 2014 No.12769227 >>12769211 Tempting, but that would put my asshole within tentacle's reach of her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:42:26 2014 No.12769228 >>12769211 I would fondle her breasts from behind while dry-humping her ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:42:36 2014 No.12769229 File: 500 KB, 3180x4720, 1415235346731.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769184 >A Familiar with Zankuro levels of thickness.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:42:55 2014 No.12769231

I live out in a rural area, and one my my neighbors married a Kikimora back in the early days and has several nice daughters.
One of them is named Alicia and she is a friend of mine, no, don't worry, she has no plans of making me her master.
She asked me if I would take her to see the new Kikimora themed horror movie RMB.
I figured why not and agreed and went with her to see it .
When we got to the theater I noticed that there were all couples in the line, seems a Kikimora is not allowed to see this movie alone (Not sure if marketing ploy, but it worked)
I get in grab some soda and popcorn and go sit down, they have seated everyone down in order, human, kiki, human along the rows.
To my left was this older attractive Kikimora and her human woman friend who looked bored, to my right was Alicia.

The movie started.
It was a kikimora sleeping in a bed. happy as can be when suddenly under the bed comes these red glowing lights.
Alicia has grabbed my hand at this point.

Suddenly they burst out from under the bed!
DOZENS OF THEM
WHOLE THEATER STARTS SCREAMING
Alicia and this Milfy Kiki are clinging to me terrified !

R M B , yes a kikimora horror film about a house invaded by Roombas

Before the move was over i had 2 very clingy Kikimoras on me and the milfy one gave me a kiss during the ending sequence 9when its dark) and said thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:43:06 2014 No.12769233 >>12769227 Oy vey. Not all Scyllas are into that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:43:30 2014 No.12769234 >>12769227 Dass rayciss, not every tentacle girl wants to put it in your butthole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:43:57 2014 No.12769236 >>12769227 Please, anon. All she wants to do is wrap her tentacles around your ass and use them to help you thrust your dick into her mouth. Is that really so wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:43:59 2014 No.12769237 >>12769194 >http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47392341 Thats me !

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:44:35 2014 No.12769239 >>12769229 Calm down Yazan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:44:58 2014 No.12769240 >>12769229 Aw goddammit, now I have to read this. Also, I'm going to need drawfaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:46:48 2014 No.12769246 >>12769231 >Alicia THE BRICK LIVES!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:47:41 2014 No.12769248 >>12769237 You're "Midnight"? Well, lemme just say...Your Shirohebi Artworks are all very lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:50:24 2014 No.12769254 >>12769231 >Alicia Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:50:27 2014 No.12769255 >>12769248 I meant to imply I had her bound up like that No I don't have that kind of skill. would love it if I did

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:50:42 2014 No.12769257 >>12769237 >A really really good lamia artist >Lurks in our threads Nah, I'm chill. I'm not freaking out or nothing.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:51:39 2014 No.12769262

>>12769231
>A Kikimora is having a shower one day, humming a soft tune
>The sound of water hitting her slim form makes her oblivious to the creaking coming from the bathroom door being slowly opened.
>She continues to hum, scrubbing herself of any dirt and grime after a long days work
>Suddenly, the shower curtain is pulled open
>A Roomba is there, somehow driving into the side of the shower repeatability and not turning around, as if broken
>She screams at the top of her lungs, a scream of bloody murder
>The camera makes three cuts, zooming into her mouth
>It then cuts to the Roomba knocking into the side of the shower, then back to her, who was now holding herself in fear and falling into the fetal position
>The final cut goes to the drain, soap spinning down into the pipes before fading to black
>The Roomba
>Coming Soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:51:44 2014 No.12769263 >>12769248 >>12769255 Those are the best Shirohebis I think

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:51:55 2014 No.12769264 File: 163 KB, 398x351, Her Hopes and Optimism: Gone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769255 >>12769257 Oh...nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:52:02 2014 No.12769265 File: 68 KB, 800x600, Eternally Immovable.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769246 >>12769254 He forgot his pic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:53:43 2014 No.12769271 >>12769264 Sorry Yes I woulda been thrilled too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:54:28 2014 No.12769273 >>12769255 Wouldn't we all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:58:19 2014 No.12769281 Am I missing something with the name Alicia? I know she was that blue lamia in some game

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 15:59:09 2014 No.12769283 >>12769281 >blue lamia I think you mean Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:00:49 2014 No.12769286 >>12769281 That was the name a writer always used for the girls in his Bad End monstergirl stories. >He doesn't know of the Immovable Brick and the Rolling Stone

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:03:28 2014 No.12769289 >>12769286 I actually stole the name from Aria So if her name is Alicia its a bad ending girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:04:23 2014 No.12769291 Anyone miss Chesires and Manticores? I do. kikimoras are overused as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:05:13 2014 No.12769293 >>12769291 Why not all three?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:05:56 2014 No.12769295 >>12769293 Sounds like a good idea for a sitcom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:06:04 2014 No.12769296 >>12769291 Imagine the fun of having a mass volume catnip sprayer and your neighbor chessie. I would just sit on the porch with beer at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:06:39 2014 No.12769297 >>12769291 Official grin ranking: Hellhound > Druella > Cheshire >>>> Shit > Manticore

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:07:09 2014 No.12769299 >>12769296 Spray out like 100 kilo of catnip all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:08:42 2014 No.12769301 >>12769297 I forget is shit 3 places above ushioni or 5 and is mantiocre above ushishit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:08:52 2014 No.12769303 >>12769289 Imagine writing dozens of stories, and the girls are all different, dragons and lamia and kitsune and manticores and elves. And all of them are named Alicia. And all of them have bad ends. That's the baggage that comes with the name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:09:38 2014 No.12769305 >>12769301 Ushi doesn't have a grin. She has a proactive rape face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:10:34 2014 No.12769308 >>12769303 Something tells me they were all carbon copie stories too. >"Oh, look a kewl pastebin story, ill steal it and rename the girl alicia"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:11:45 2014 No.12769316 >>12769308 copie copy Thank you spellchecker

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:13:19 2014 No.12769322 My favorite one to rip on is the gamer monster girl one where the guy literally took a youtube video and copied down what they were saying word for word here in the thread.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:13:50 2014 No.12769325

>>12769308

No, the misery was always different. That's why it used to be an event when the Brick popped into a thread. And he started before the enforced pastebinning of stories on /a/.

We're mostly just disappointed that we got all excited thinking that he came back for a second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:15:46 2014 No.12769328 >>12769322 Gamer Gazer/Lick/Etc is just ZIMBABWE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:16:21 2014 No.12769331 >>12769325 I am so good at disappointing you guys today. >Oh an awesome pixiv artist is here. Aww its not one. >Oh some writefag is back Aww its not him. Don't comment on how the story was . You guys are so hopeful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:17:36 2014 No.12769337 >>12769322 That was a sad one, even more at how butthurt he got when it was pointed out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:17:59 2014 No.12769338 >>12769331 Ok, I think I have succuviris or something My spellchecker really hates me today You guys are so hopeful. Hopeless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:18:01 2014 No.12769339 >>12769328 Let me guess, you call people you don't agree with Hitler. Cause that's the level of argument you just made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:19:35 2014 No.12769344 >>12769339 Zimbabwe

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:20:04 2014 No.12769347 >>12769331 It had all the signs >Childhood friend >Named Alicia >Some kind of date thing that could change the nature of their relationship You could just feel the tension waiting for the shoe to drop in part two. Nostradamus has failed us!

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:21:28 2014 No.12769353

>>12769337
He became bitter realizing that his dream of being a popular writer was crushed beyond all hope. His bitterness turned into shallow hatred and then he took it upon himself to destroy all forms of pleasure in this thread as he dropped his old name and became .....

Bitch-kun , you know the guy, you type like a faggot, fuck off, yes him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:21:49 2014 No.12769354 >>12769184 Lovely, MG tv is pretty great

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:22:49 2014 No.12769362 >>12769353 But he was the one that called everyone who criticized him Bitch-kun?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:25:02 2014 No.12769367 >>12769354 No points for guessing who the nature host is supposed to be. Damn yandere sting rays.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:25:36 2014 No.12769369 >>12769362 I believe Commercial-kun did that.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:27:01 2014 No.12769375

>>12769362
It got all messed up there, I don't remember who used that nick first, but I found it annoyed him so, like perfect troll bait I used it.
He still hates that nick.

Anyway enough of him.
Lets talk about awesome MGs whole the shitposters are away!

>>12769354
MGCTV can be tons of fun, just avoid the adult channels

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:28:27 2014 No.12769378 >>12769354 Screw that, gimme MG Netflix.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:28:35 2014 No.12769379 File: 102 KB, 536x800, 1417901315317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have an incredibly sexy Ascended

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:28:45 2014 No.12769382 >>12769367 >"Steve-kun, why would you need that American harlot when you have me?" I like yanderes, but it actually kind of hurt typing that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:30:21 2014 No.12769384 >>12769375 >like perfect troll bait I used it Over and over and over again.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:36:38 2014 No.12769400

>>12769353
I was actually there when it went down. His stories weren't great, but everyone's story of the event is becoming more and more stretched and exaggerated. People are also bringing it up completely out of nowhere, when they should let sleeping corpses lie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:38:58 2014 No.12769407 >>12769378 >MG Netflix >Are you drunk? >I'm a two thousand pound centaur. It takes a lot to get me drunk....Yes >Bonnibelle Horsepussy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQvIR1oL1vE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:45:07 2014 No.12769420 >>12769407 Writes itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:45:44 2014 No.12769422 >>12769322 What video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:49:17 2014 No.12769432 >>12769420 >Prince Carl is her agent, middle-aged workaholic paladin >Would be her knight in shining armor if she was serious about him >Finally gives up on her >Starts dating three lolibaps in a trenchcoat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:50:13 2014 No.12769438 >>12769422 There was no video. There was just a guy doing a series of greentexts about a gamer lich. Some people liked it, others ripped on him by calling his stuff unimaginative and sounding similar to a Let's Play.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:51:33 2014 No.12769442 >>12769407 >>Bonnibelle Horsepussy I thought Bojane was better tbh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:52:46 2014 No.12769448 >>12769442 Yeah, looking back I think Bojane is the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:53:27 2014 No.12769449 Hardboiled writefag anon here, most likely going to have another update by tomorrow. Anyone have ideas for a title?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 16:55:09 2014 No.12769452 >>12769432 Carly the intern would be so moe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bwGaBzHAI

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:00:28 2014 No.12769459 >>12769449 >Hardboiled Are there lamias involved?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:05:13 2014 No.12769460 >>12769459 Egg breakfast chapter soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:07:09 2014 No.12769461 >>12769460 Will it be over easy, or will the story be a scrambled mess?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:09:47 2014 No.12769464 >>12769461 I think when it's all over it'll all turn out sunny side up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:10:24 2014 No.12769466 >>12769432 >>Starts dating three lolibaps in a trenchcoat Drawfags pls...!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:13:50 2014 No.12769469 >>12769291 >kikimoras are overused as fuck. Agreed. They've replaced chershires and manticores on the level of obnoxiousness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:16:35 2014 No.12769471 File: 82 KB, 388x402, 1417903615697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769469 Literally nothing is stopping you from discussing other monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:18:23 2014 No.12769474 >>12769469 >kikimora cuddleslut Two great flavours of the month that go great together!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:21:04 2014 No.12769480 >>12769474 But I want to be the snugglewhore for a stronk MG.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:25:25 2014 No.12769486 >>12769469 Is that your best bait?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:27:26 2014 No.12769489 >>12769486 Apparently good enough to still catch things...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:30:40 2014 No.12769493 File: 171 KB, 700x614, The end results of blooping a Scylla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your monster daughteru's first words?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:32:44 2014 No.12769498 >>12769291 >>12769469 To hell with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:34:57 2014 No.12769501 >>12769493 Hugbees.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:37:11 2014 No.12769507 >>12769474 I want to be a Jinko cuddeslut. Love them more than Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:38:47 2014 No.12769512 >>12769507 Jinko cuddles are amazingly soft, and just imagine the chuffing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:39:06 2014 No.12769513 >>12769493 "Tetsu!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:39:46 2014 No.12769517 >>12769493 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5bW8H-kNZs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:40:46 2014 No.12769519 >>12769493 "Please stay." Having to leave the house to go to work everyday became alot more complicated since then. My heart an barely handle it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:41:50 2014 No.12769522 >>12769116 I'd normally go for either the ryu or the dragon. But I a crying girl? I can't leave her hanging there. Gotta cheer her up. Which may or may not lead to a forced marriage. But im too good hearted to not help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:42:58 2014 No.12769526 >>12766639 kitsune dragon canine-type MGs feline-type MGs i love me some fluff but dragons are cool too

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:45:04 2014 No.12769529 File: 1.01 MB, 2000x3500, Classy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ara ara

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:46:06 2014 No.12769530 >>12769522 >Crying, unlucky, and likely desperate girl To each their own. Personally, I wouldn't risk triggering a yandere flag with a MG that has razor-sharp steel claws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:47:56 2014 No.12769538 >>12769512 Truly the best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:47:57 2014 No.12769539 >>12769529 .less I almost want you to run into the finger hobo, you one trick fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:50:01 2014 No.12769545 >>12769529 The recent Vengeance update reminded me. Are you ever going to finish the cast like you said?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:51:29 2014 No.12769551 >>12769529 Aren't the Philippines getting its shit pushed in by a Typhoon right now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:54:31 2014 No.12769555 >>12769539 >>12769545 I'm not .less

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:56:38 2014 No.12769559 >>12769530 Yes i'm aware of the risks, but I'm too good hearted to just let her be. Going to get me killed someday. Atleast it's not a crying manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:57:39 2014 No.12769564 >>12769551 I have a feeling that our little brown Fliplander might make it out OK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 17:59:34 2014 No.12769573 >>12769539 Please stop getting the three artists mixed up. Hi also not .less

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:07:29 2014 No.12769597 >>12769555 Sorry, but we had enough manticore art to fill a bookstore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:07:59 2014 No.12769600 >>12769597 But it is not raping someone!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:08:28 2014 No.12769604 >>12769555 So which drawfag are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:09:03 2014 No.12769606 >>12769600 And that is what makes it awesome! Break that nasty meta , show Manticores can be sexy and nice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:09:22 2014 No.12769607 http://pastebin.com/ZSNPnjUi Added more to thunderbird, tsunderbird

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:10:19 2014 No.12769613 >>12769606 >Break that nasty meta , show Manticores can be sexy and nice! >Implying Leona doesn't have the better part of a dozen pieces of art already. Ahahaha!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:11:15 2014 No.12769615 Tsun-Thund-thunderbird GOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:11:20 2014 No.12769616 >>12769600 I'll be cursed for suggesting this but, how about manticore masturbating her tail?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:12:41 2014 No.12769619 >>12769529 Goddam that is hella classy. Almost makes me forget that she is a manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:13:14 2014 No.12769620 >>12769604 I'm not a drawfag, or anybody of import.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:13:16 2014 No.12769621 >>12769606 I bet you think most strippers are virgins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:15:50 2014 No.12769631 >>12769615 Sorry, but Thunderbirds Are Go will always be a better parody. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vpMy14XiBw

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:22:48 2014 No.12769651 >>12769493 "Moo~"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:36:11 2014 No.12769683 >>12769631 yup you got it! Good job Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:37:15 2014 No.12769686 >>12769616 Would that even be possible? I wonder what it would be like dating a shy manticore?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:40:11 2014 No.12769696 >>12769686 youll get shyly raped

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:40:21 2014 No.12769697

>>12769686
>She is shy because people think they are rape machines
>actually very Vanilla in nature.
>Treats you very kindly and really enjoys being with you
>Dresses up all the time in public like >>12769529
>Have awkward first time sex with her.
>Totally gentle and a switch.
>Never used her tail on anyone before.
>Gently take her tail virginity.

Are you convinced a nice manticore can exist now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:41:30 2014 No.12769699 >>12769697 >Other MGs are scared of you as you are the one who tamed a Manticore

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:43:45 2014 No.12769701 >>12769697 The best thing is the dress .less put her in is perfect for being powdered and naked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:44:29 2014 No.12769702 >>12769697 >nice Maneater You're out of your fucking mind son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:45:29 2014 No.12769703 >>12769697 She's best friends with Fia ain't she.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:45:53 2014 No.12769706 >>12769697 >>Gently take her tail virginity. >gently No way I could control myself buddy. I'd fuck her tail like an onahole while she watched through her fingers gasping and moaning in horror and pleasure..

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:47:21 2014 No.12769709 >>12769703 No idea who Fia is, I like Fino though, that laugh

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:48:55 2014 No.12769716 >>12769709 Fia's the thread's shy Ushi Oni. May or may not also be a high priestess of Arachnotaur

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:49:57 2014 No.12769719

>>12769697

>Keeps a composed, classy, and slightly smug facade when in public
>Gets a bit insecure when you're alone together
>Goes into Gentle Ara Ara Mode as soon as you tell her that you're cool with her being like that
>The tiny small hint of shyness in her behavior when she's with you will always be there, however

Pretty cute I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:50:49 2014 No.12769722 >>12769716 Nope I dislike ushi's and always will . Sorry, not a shitpost, just my view. There is nothing appealing about them physically either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:51:53 2014 No.12769725 >>12769719 I do believe you got it now my fellow Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:52:58 2014 No.12769727 >>12769706 I guess it would be hard to not pump that thing silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:54:45 2014 No.12769732 >>12769727 Yeah. Just grab it with both hands and ram it balls deep again and again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:56:38 2014 No.12769734 >>12769732 How to keep from being 'stuck' by her stinger barbs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:58:51 2014 No.12769740 >>12769734 They point backwards, don't they? Besides, even if I stuck myself I'd just go wilder and cum harder into her lewd tailonahole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 18:59:59 2014 No.12769742 >>12769719 >Gets possessive of you in public. >Glares down other MGs >Looks at other men in derision.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:01:31 2014 No.12769745 >>12769727 >>12769740 > Causes the shy Manticore to cry because you're perpetuating the stereotype she's run from her whole life.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Dec 6 19:01:46 2014 No.12769746 File: 176 KB, 553x807, B4MBGOCCUAE-aSM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So... the big craze now is boob windows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:02:36 2014 No.12769747 >>12769719 Oh? Is it time to RAP- I mean, moefy manticores?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:02:45 2014 No.12769748 >>12769746 You say that like its a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:02:50 2014 No.12769749 >>12769746 I've seen this all day, whats up with that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:04:18 2014 No.12769751 >>12769529 Oh neat is- >manticore Meh Also, more mgs in fancy dresses Holst in a cocktain dress with sideboob/open cleavage and exposed back

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:05:46 2014 No.12769755

>>12769745
Her tears would only make me masturbate with her harder and faster. I'd be on my knees on the floor, completely bent over, my chest pressed on the floor. I'd moan her name over and over again as my jizz shot into her pulsating onehole again and again. I'd stare at her cute, tear-filled face with the most disgusting ahegao she could imagine until I passed out of dehydration.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:06:45 2014 No.12769758 >>12769746 I can see why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:08:25 2014 No.12769760 >>12769742 >Manticore with yandere tendencies This appeals to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:10:37 2014 No.12769764 >>12769755 >Not sure if sub.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:11:58 2014 No.12769767 >>12769764 >raping a girl >sub Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:12:28 2014 No.12769768 >>12769742 Sounds like heaven. >Always close by wherever you go. >Keeps a firm but loving grip on you at all times. >Wraps her wing around you to shield you from the world. Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:13:31 2014 No.12769772 >>12769746 I wanna bully a cyclops. Why do I feel this way?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:13:41 2014 No.12769773 >>12769751 >Not wanting a powdered naked Manticore in a cocktail dress >Not wanting her to grind closer to you once she notices the erection while dancing >Not being taken into her hotel room and fucked senseless

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:15:14 2014 No.12769775

>>12769742

>Looks at other men in derision
>"Look at all these young girls having dates with those poor excuses for husbands."
>"How naïve, little do they know that the finest man in town is already taken."
>She then proceeds to give you a tight, gentle hug from behind, leaning in to whisper into your ear
>"And he's all mine~."

Loveable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:15:29 2014 No.12769776 >>12769773 No, I don't I think a Holstaurus in one, with her mounds jiggling slightly with every movement and her breasts spilling from the confines of the dress is better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:15:31 2014 No.12769777 >>12769369 It's kind of pathetic. He literally believes that any negative posts about him are just one person. That's an ego right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:16:45 2014 No.12769779 >>12769772 Because she looks so stupid. Look at that stupid eye, bet she can't see shit with that. Hey, Little miss one eye, I got you a present! It's A PAIR of shades Oh don't cry EYE didn't think you'd be such a crybaby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:18:10 2014 No.12769782 >>12769779 You are the real monster Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:18:47 2014 No.12769783 >>12769779 Charon don't be a bully. Unless you like getting fucked in the ass as punishment

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:19:10 2014 No.12769785 >>12769400 The Lich Gamer thing? It was terrible, but the worst thing about it was that it went on forever, even after the criticism started.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:21:48 2014 No.12769788 >>12769775 I see I am getting through to you Anons on the possibility of a 'shy' manticore

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:23:27 2014 No.12769792 >Trying to moeify yet another MG maledoms pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:23:32 2014 No.12769793 >>12769788 I never had anything against them in the first place, so we're cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:23:33 2014 No.12769794 >>12769772 Its perfectly natural to bully a cyclops Its consider outright rude if you don't

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:24:24 2014 No.12769797 File: 385 KB, 887x1290, 1417642033474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769776

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:25:05 2014 No.12769798 >>12769792 Shouldn't femdonfags be in bed right now, getting spanked?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:25:19 2014 No.12769799 >>12769792 We're not moefying anyone.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:25:41 2014 No.12769800

>>12769785
Well, I think the main reasons it was hated were because:

1) It was literally just a playthrough of Dark Souls. If you've never played the game (like most of /mgt/) you have zero context and undertsanding. Also made it appear greatly off-topic. At least Gamer Gazer had silly, slapstick comedy that you could grasp even if you've never played any of the games mentioned. A bit generic, maybe, but at least you could understand it.

2) It was posted frequently, which made it rather spammy, particularly when combined with the above point of most /mgt/ having no interest/understanding of it.

3) Finally, the author himself pretty much ignored or badly counter-argued criticism, stoking the flames.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:26:04 2014 No.12769801
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>Now I met Sam Jones on a moonlit night in a rundown tavern bar, a kid of maybe fifteen years, on the edge of frontier far.
>He had no sword, he had no skills, no name or family. And he looked at me like a thirsty soul in a boundless salty sea.
>"Captain take me with you. Captain I'll work for free. I'm a paladin born and stranded here. Farming's not for me."
>Now that tale sure is an old one. Some paladin unwise, had shacked up with some peasant love, and given her this prize.
>And the kid grows up all restless, and dreams of faring free, of monsters, swords and holy wars and things he'll never see.
>"Paladins are more than born-" I said. "-they're trained from infancy. And you, you've grown up grubbin-side. Boy, you're no use to me."
>Well I saw him take that hope of his and turn his face away.
>Not give up, NO, he'd never quit, just try further down the way.
>"Hey kid." I said. "You're stubborn. If you work with half that will, well our armorer could use a hand. We've got a fight to drill."
>He stood there with that scowling look, as if he hadn't heard. And then the tears ran down his face, but he didn't say a word.
>No, he never was much for talking after we took him onboard. "Yes Sir. Yes Mam. No Sir." were the all the words that he'd afford.
>Now the armorer, Kate Seekum, well her eye was going bad. She knew I knew, and that kid I sent drove that old cyclops mad
>"OUT" She'd yell, and he'd lie low until Kate got cool. Then back he'd go and do the work while Kate would call him a fool.
>In time, Kate's eye got much worse, and every soldier knew. But Kate herself, well her heart would stop on the day she left our crew.
>That closemouthed kid would never talk. He'd just cover Kate's mistakes. "Kate." He'd say, "Here's hone four." or "Kate, that's hammer eight."
>Now we made our rounds from the forts we used, from Hahlly to Al'mar. And one day all of our luck ran out at a little town called Dar.

>1/2

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:29:24 2014 No.12769808 >>12769788 >Implying rape machine manticores weren't a long ass fight to bring them back from shy and moe tomboys

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Dec 6 19:31:05 2014 No.12769811 File: 162 KB, 494x500, LessTeriomini.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769797

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:33:01 2014 No.12769813 >>12769801 Are you going to continue?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:33:33 2014 No.12769814 File: 434 KB, 1250x967, 1417637032814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769811 Moo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:33:57 2014 No.12769815 >>12769813 Takes a minute to type friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:33:59 2014 No.12769816 File: 36 KB, 649x530, lovecore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769798 If only, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:37:38 2014 No.12769822 >>12769158 Controller = through the tv right, commercialanon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:38:12 2014 No.12769824 >>12769816 I believe I haven't seen the entire version of that picture.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Dec 6 19:40:18 2014 No.12769828 File: 392 KB, 500x707, 5e61328fa558babe0d363ca1595fce33728a0f8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769814 Blessed be those who hear the moo, for it is the herald of health.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:43:35 2014 No.12769831 >>12769822 You know it. Nope, try again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:44:25 2014 No.12769833 >>12769828 B-but anon, i am intolerant to lactose!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:44:57 2014 No.12769834 File: 1.12 MB, 2000x2500, JwodN24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769824 It's something less never finished/will finish. Was supposed to be milking by the fireside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:49:22 2014 No.12769844 >>12769797 Not a holst with mad cow and tumblr though

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:51:29 2014 No.12769848 >>12769811 Cute. So cute. Too cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 19:58:56 2014 No.12769865 >>12769822 No, that was a Ryu over the MG starwars remake I am always here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:00:49 2014 No.12769868 >>12769828 That needs to be redone with a Hathorite I could see this as the cover for one of the pamphlets . >What is Hathor? >And why milk is good Better yet >The Basics of the teachings of Hathor. >Divine Health for all

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:02:31 2014 No.12769870 >>12769811 Are those tits with a Taurus girl attached to them? Those Oppai parasitic organisms again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:04:52 2014 No.12769877 >>12769844 There is no mad cow disease though anon, only horny cow disease.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:06:19 2014 No.12769885 Her eyes are red, she is breathing hard and fast. Yes IT IS MAD COW disease. She needs dickings and lots of them! touch the cow, dick her now!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:07:45 2014 No.12769892 >>12768595 >children >hellhound and salamander >uses fire for property damage Are they the two first graders that the kindergartner anon has the option to try and impress? if so, fuck yeah. if not, also fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:08:01 2014 No.12769894 Hm. Anyone have any good cheshire stories to recommend? The only one I've read, Vengeance, is honestly too sad and I'd like one with just Cheshire, not this harem shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:09:59 2014 No.12769897 >>12762840 Dude wtf you mean by quality drop? His recent stuff has been looking a lot cleaner compared to his earlier works. Can you point out specific ones for comparison?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:10:25 2014 No.12769900 >>12769885 I want to not dick my Holstaurus wife for about a month, make sure she gets mad/horny cow disease, and then wear a full red outfit when I next see her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:11:02 2014 No.12769904 >>12769885 >Her eyes are red That doesn't sound safe at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:11:04 2014 No.12769905 File: 375 KB, 689x720, 1400927955426.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769894 When was the last time we had a Cheshire actually do Cheshire things? >>12769897 >wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:12:41 2014 No.12769911 >>12769894 Laska is of course the iconic one about adoptive daughter healing. But there's no real romance between Anon and daughteru, so it's not a happily-ever-after thing. Lots of drama and some suffering, like a soap opera

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:13:10 2014 No.12769913 >>12769894 This is the only one I have a link for http://pastebin.com/njbXJLzt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:15:39 2014 No.12769915 >>12769911 >Laska >Cheshire >Not just a prankster werecat who happens to have the ability to teleport.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:17:30 2014 No.12769918 >>12769900 Anon not even Hathor's milk could save your bones at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:18:41 2014 No.12769921 >>12769915 Laska is a contemporary MG setting, which in most cases means MGs are actual people varied thoughts and personalities, not racial sterotypes that think sex 24/7, not mind-control-locked onto whomever takes their virginity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:19:03 2014 No.12769922 >>12769911 >Laska >A Cheshire There's nothing Cheshire-like about her character at all outside of the teleportation. She's a fucking oddly colored werecat/nekomata at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:19:21 2014 No.12769923 >>12769792 Who'd obey a sub?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:21:14 2014 No.12769926 File: 782 KB, 1679x871, cheshire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769905 this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:22:22 2014 No.12769929 File: 57 KB, 837x1200, Pimp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769900 Pic related, it's you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:23:17 2014 No.12769932 File: 86 KB, 462x561, 1400531644808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769921 >Generalizing the MGE this hard. >Defending Bobs contemporary monsterboy filled setting while generalizing another. >Shilling faggotcats and Cheyicores

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:24:52 2014 No.12769934 >>12769921 >bobs characters >personalities

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:26:02 2014 No.12769937 >>12769932 >>12769934 Right, sorry, I forgot we frown upon critical thinking and independent thought instead of just LOLMEMEing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:27:26 2014 No.12769941 >>12769833 Fortunately, a goddess's milk can change, to ensure that everybody can convert.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:27:44 2014 No.12769942 File: 2.31 MB, 390x277, 1369523858836.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769937 Stop shilling for your husbando, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:28:42 2014 No.12769945 >>12769937 BIDF please go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:29:10 2014 No.12769947 >>12769921 Setting has nothing to do with whether or not the characters are vapid whores, and "contemporary" has no additional safeguard or distance from it. Really, think this shit through before embarrassing yourself, that was just stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:29:16 2014 No.12769948 >>12769937 Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:30:46 2014 No.12769952

Quick and easy way to determine if something is a real opinion or just parroting memes: sarcastic implying alone ( >>12769932 >>12769934 ) and reaction gifs ( >>12769942 ). If you disagree and really have a reason other than parroting le memes, please actually state your reasoning, hopefully giving examples. Otherwise it just comes off as parroting without actually having read the material you're criticizing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:32:52 2014 No.12769959 >>12769952 Come on Nega, you can stop now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:35:42 2014 No.12769963 File: 439 KB, 2000x3500, r7ykRZM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's wrong with Laska?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:36:03 2014 No.12769964 >>12769952 I did, which of course you ignored to cry about people laughing at you being an idiot. Short of it is not everyone is a troll, you're just not worth the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:37:59 2014 No.12769969 >>12769529 Wow, I never expected a manticore to be elegant. Nice job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:38:31 2014 No.12769970 >>12769963 She should be reading Lolita

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:39:34 2014 No.12769973 >>12769291 See >>12769597

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:40:05 2014 No.12769975 File: 375 KB, 2000x2500, KYKOscC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769970 Anon you're a genius.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:40:26 2014 No.12769976 >>12769529 That is pretty classy, I bet she even extends her pinky while raping a guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:40:46 2014 No.12769977 >>12769911 Yeah, erm, was thinking more romance, or something like that. Because I read this talk about how apparently cheshire was popular, but I'm not seeing shit far as stories go.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:40:53 2014 No.12769978
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>>12769801

>Our backs to rock, holy shield down, the demons spilling through, not the slightest chance of rescue
>"It's ward number three." Kate said. "That's broken on our main."
>"I'll send a man up." I said then, first hope I'd entertained.
>"No way!" Said Kate. "It's relicwork. You can't fix that from here. And to pull that thing with a magic charge, is the armorer's job, clear?"
>Now we holed against the dark where we couldn't see, with protection down to null
>"Kate." I said. "It's hell out there. Dark will corrupt us whole. It'll corrupt a monster faster still. Ten minutes is all it you'll last."
>"Die now or later." Old Kate said. "I'll just work a little fast."
>Well, the cyclops put her helmet on. She strode out in ancient mail, into the corruption that scoured us all, shrieking a lewd wail.

2/3

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:41:17 2014 No.12769979 >>12769963 I don't object to MG healing story, but no dicking daughterus.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:41:58 2014 No.12769981

>>12769959
As hard it is to shake off using another meme (lol, anyone who likes Bobs stuff has to be his BFF).

Believe it or not, 4chan is actually an amalgamation of different individuals, so it's possible not all of us are groupthinking LOL LE MEMEers. It's possible for some people to like what you don't. Amazing, I know.

>>12769964
>I did, which of course you ignored to cry

I don't really know who you are, so I can't say if I ignored you. But all the replies tot he first post were one-line MEMES, reaction gifs, or >implying oneliners.

Not sure how you expect anyone to pick up that you in particular read it (assuming you were one of the initial repliers), particularly since no reference to any of the story content was actually made besides popularized memes.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:42:05 2014 No.12769983

>>12769978

>Her voice came back so thin and weak that we could hardly hear. "I'm on it now. I'm at the main. I've got the cover clear."
>And silence then, a long long while, all swallowed in black mist. "Damn this thing! My eye's all fogged. I can't see in this piss!"
>"Kate." I said. "Get back in here. Someone else will go." But then I heard the cheers of the men down below.
>"Steady Kate." Said the kid's gruff voice, while the minutes ran. "Easy Kate. This charm's brand new. Keep close as you can. I'll find the mounts. You tell me how. And I'll get this bastard free." Kate's voice then, if you listened hard, got about one word in free.
>"Ten minutes gone." We heard Kate say. Then we heard the kid's hard breath. "I got it, shove it all in. Hold on for life and death."
>Said the kid. "My arm's gone numb. Oh that's it. Now there Kate, it's in." The mist covered them then.
>"Boy hang on!" We heard Kate say. Then we heard the cyclops swear. And quiet then, just demonic mist and a stillness in the air
>Two minutes more "Light it up!" I said for we heard no sound from there. It was my hand called the prayers home, and the power surged and flared.
>The light bloomed forth and bloomed again as the demons fled in fear, but Kate and the kid went on together and we all tried not to hear
>Oh half-blind Kate and young Sam Jones made one hell of a pair
>So raise your glass to such as they, who saved us by a hair

3/3

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:42:59 2014 No.12769986 File: 147 KB, 478x510, 1417483275795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769942 You visited the PS4 vg general recently didn't you? Better not be that Dragon Dogma hating faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:43:42 2014 No.12769989 >>12769986 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:46:45 2014 No.12769994 >>12769979 Just ask me out already you fag. Love the daughteru Dick yhe daughteru Impregnate the daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:48:01 2014 No.12769996 >>12769986 Yo, you hear about Yakuza 5? Kiryu is the hero MGC needs but sure as fuck doesn't deserve

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:48:23 2014 No.12769997 File: 119 KB, 720x432, tumblr_ng5bgnCoDA1tk95dfo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MGC's most popular sport

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:49:47 2014 No.12769998 >>12769997 Given how hypersexual MGs are, and how likely it is their presence would loosen sexual harassment laws, I can actually see a clothes-destroying gun being sold at hobby/pranking stores.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:50:03 2014 No.12770000
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>>12769994
I agree, even if they aren't biologically related to you, like Aftyns story.
>>12769996
>They will never bring Ryuji back for bullshit reasons like they did for that Chinese guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:50:32 2014 No.12770001 >>12769983 Very good. Could you save it, so that it isn't lost to the archives?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:52:07 2014 No.12770005 >>12770000 >inb4 Ryuji secret boss fight in 5 I'm hype

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:52:41 2014 No.12770006 File: 225 KB, 666x562, 1417917161166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769997

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:54:08 2014 No.12770009 >>12770006 What the fuck is wrong with her face?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:54:46 2014 No.12770010 >>12770006 Eh, it's supposed to be TF2 or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:55:39 2014 No.12770013 File: 964 KB, 2000x2500, xkyAd5W.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Laska art accounts for like 2/3 of the images in my Cheshire folder. The rest are Clare and other, random cats. I think it's safe to say Less likes her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:55:41 2014 No.12770014 Suddenly remembered i have a lower chance of getting banned if i link instead of post http://40.media.tumblr.com/1087cd698521d8e1fa9d86c91ba7ff39/tumblr_ng4xudApYq1tk95dfo1_1280.png inb4 >tumblr

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:56:16 2014 No.12770015
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>>12769996
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODrKQ8YpXrM&t=0m24s

Bitch!

All I care about is Dragon's Dogma 2 or even Dark Arisen coming to the PC.

Everything else is just more lame console crap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:56:40 2014 No.12770017 >>12769963 It's the fact that she's just a shitty character that's constantly shilled by .less and Bob via draw faggotry and the fact that it's based off a better writefag story involving Frankie the Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:56:44 2014 No.12770018 >>12770013 We could have told you that back in the before lands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:58:18 2014 No.12770024 >>12770001 I kind of suck at capping, too many monitors. But I'd love it if someone would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 20:59:53 2014 No.12770027 >>12770017 What's curious is .less never drew Frankie. Plus of other Cheshires I think Trisha was the only one he did that was non-Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:01:14 2014 No.12770030 >>12770013 >likes her. It's his waifu, and he's a bi catboy for Bob. Didn't see the comic? He's done like 2/3rds of Cheshire art at all. No, I do not miss Cheticore posting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:01:29 2014 No.12770031 >>12770015 I hope you have fun with it when it's released on PC anon, I'll be having fun doing sick combos as The Dragon of Dojima.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:02:37 2014 No.12770036 >>12770027 He did, but it's unfinished, and she's also presented with Laska.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:02:55 2014 No.12770038 >>12770030 Why the hell does he do comics like that to mess with people instead of some fun stuff that people would like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:05:06 2014 No.12770040 >>12770038 Actually, he was commissioned for the catboy trap sex and then the comic by someone on IRC. So it's not really .less trolling, unless making money in a way that offends someone is trolling. (Most people would call it work, though).

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:05:46 2014 No.12770042 >>12770024 Here's a pastebin of it. Feel free to edit/title it as you see fit: http://pastebin.com/YQ5AFcqY

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:05:49 2014 No.12770043 >>12770038 Why did Saddam gas the Kurds? Sometimes bad people just do bad things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:06:18 2014 No.12770044 >>12770027 I don't care, because .less has drawn several things for me since he liked the ideas. If he likes Laska, it's fine, but I sure as all hell don't particularly care for her.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:06:32 2014 No.12770045
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Hey guys! I'm working on a fan creation deritive/Spin-off of Laska & Me! It's called Laska & Me & My Anubis!

Here's Chaptor 1, tell me what you guys think!

http://pastebin.com/Fd7pA51E

I really hope you enjoy this!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:07:00 2014 No.12770047 >>12770040 He would avoid a lot of misunderstandings if he would just say it's commissioned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:08:07 2014 No.12770048 File: 2.24 MB, 1428x1091, Gonna kick your ass anon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12770031 The point is that it wasn't announced.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:08:31 2014 No.12770049 >>12769997 >Like paintball but people end up naked instead of covered in paint It would be pretty fun actually

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:09:47 2014 No.12770053 >>12770048 I want to burn whatever the fuck is in that basket. Absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:10:35 2014 No.12770054 >>12770030 That catboy is hot as fuck No h-homo

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:11:55 2014 No.12770058

>>12770045
>The muffled voice came from the third prisoner, who appeared larger and better built than the other two. Muscles bulged beneath his black leather jacket and weathered fatigues. He had the build of a bouncer or professional wrestler, and held his head high despite the hood.
Come on man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:15:20 2014 No.12770068 File: 38 KB, 582x638, yeah sounds about right.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12769997

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:16:53 2014 No.12770076 File: 300 KB, 2222x1435, 1397194034699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All the shitposting makes Laska sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:17:11 2014 No.12770079 >>12770045 oh god that was bad, but hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:17:19 2014 No.12770080 >>12770068 >Rules >No violence >No rape It's like they sat down and said "This is great! How do we ruin it?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:18:22 2014 No.12770082 >>12770076 Don't say that or it will be shitposting 24/7!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:18:51 2014 No.12770083 >>12770076 I don't get it, never read the story but why does everyone seem to hate it? Is it because of something Bob did during the story or is it because of him making fucking futacat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:20:40 2014 No.12770086 >>12770068 >No violence >No rape Why? Why would they ruin something so beautiful? *shilling FTFY >>12770083 Over-saturation of the same old shit, courtesy of .less and Bob shills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:20:41 2014 No.12770087 >>12770083 There was no daughteru dicking or fairy tale ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:21:08 2014 No.12770089 >>12770083 >CYOA Futacat reveal We trusted you Bob! Why would you do this? It's okay guys. Here's a healing daughteru story to make up for it. >Shitty rushed ending after hype build up Fool me one, fool me twice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:22:21 2014 No.12770090 >>12770083 It's just a popular groupthink meme at this point. Look at how this guy, >>12769952 >>12769981 asking for legitimate literary criticism just got bombarded by memes and one-liners, rather than actual reasons the content of the story was bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:25:04 2014 No.12770099 File: 195 KB, 960x1280, 0cc4f79b9c5d51032e26cf94329f8785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12770083 There was no daughteru dicking Absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:26:15 2014 No.12770102 >>12770087 >>12770099 Don't kid yourselves, Bob can't even do daughteru dicking right.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:26:47 2014 No.12770104

>>12770090

Bullshit. If you have to ask, you weren't here when it happened. You're probably that same idiot who couldn't be bothered to look at the archive for the facts and adamantly believes that anything that happened before you got here is irrelevant.

People are tired of typing out all the same arguments over and over again. And now I regret ever taking the time to give you the benefit of the doubt the last time you brought this up, because here you are doing the same old thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:28:04 2014 No.12770109 >>12770080 >>12770086 Its a public thing you go out and do, like lazer tag. I mean im pretty sure endorsing rape is a good way to get that place shut down so they have to in order to get them sheckles

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:29:35 2014 No.12770114 >>12770104 Instead of ranting out about people not lurking enough you could have used that time to type the why. But nooo, people always want to complain about shit.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:29:41 2014 No.12770115

>>12770102
Less actually said he practically begged Bob to do an alternate version where Laska got the D from Daddy, but Bob refused outright.

>>12770104
>This still copy-pasta

If it bothers you so much, just put together a pastebin or something so you can quick link it every time it comes up. Because it WILL come up over and over again, since, generally saying, "Try searching through thousands of pages of text of /mgt/ threads for hours or days" isn't a reasonable burden of proof and almost any sane person wouldn't, particularly since they don't know exactly what they're looking for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:30:25 2014 No.12770118 >>12770090 Or people are just tired of typing it up for the umpteenth time, same as with monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:31:22 2014 No.12770122 >>12770109 It's not a real thing though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:31:47 2014 No.12770123 >>12770090 >this guy You're an idiot AND samefagging? Just stop shitposting about how everything is a nasty meme and fuck off already. >>12770115 >Thinking anyone cares that much. No. Fuck off.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:32:31 2014 No.12770127

>>12770115
>Less actually said he practically begged Bob to do an alternate version where Laska got the D from Daddy, but Bob refused outright.

This is where you're a complete newfag full of shit. Bob wrote that smut as an unlisted pastebin forever ago. Quit acting like you're informed about anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:32:34 2014 No.12770128 >>12770122 The person who wrote it wrote it in a normal human world is what im saying

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:33:15 2014 No.12770132 >>12770115 (not him) >make a paste explaining x about the thread that could never be reasonably learned without explanation that's actually a good idea. Too bad I don't know what the hell happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:33:33 2014 No.12770134 >>12770123 You apparently care that much if it's getting you so upset. >>12770127 Bob also took it down and regrets it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:33:33 2014 No.12770135 Just so you guys know I am taking this character idea >>12769697 >>12769719 >>12769742 >>12769768 >>12769775 And turning it into a rather decent little story, I think it could be done in a day or 2. Watch for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:34:27 2014 No.12770140 >>12770127 He sullied it by including Zoe for no fucking reason. http://pastebin.com/Tqx8MRpb

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:35:29 2014 No.12770141 >>12770135 Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:35:43 2014 No.12770144 >>12770134 >Bob also took it down and regrets it. It was always a link only you stupid newfag. And it's right here. >>12770140

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:36:24 2014 No.12770147 >>12770141 I am me! You are you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:37:03 2014 No.12770150 >>12770144 He can't take down shit uploaded by others, can he? Why are you so angry, anyways?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:37:08 2014 No.12770151 [DELETED]

>>12770134
>getting you so upset.
Telling you to fuck off isn't "upset", genius. And caring "that much" would mean I'd make a pastebin to explain why you should fuck off and why it was shit to repost every time.

Ergo I do not care "that much" and you're a fucking idiot. Congratulations!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:37:09 2014 No.12770152 >>12770147 No, anon. I am you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:37:38 2014 No.12770154 >>12770152 but who was phone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:38:08 2014 No.12770157 >>12770152 You are me, and I am you? So who are they?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:38:11 2014 No.12770159 >>12770151 Take it easy, anon. Your blood pressure must be astronomical.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:38:29 2014 No.12770160 >>12770150 That's the original link uploaded by Bob you moron.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:39:08 2014 No.12770162 [DELETED]

>>12770127
That was actually a one-shot smut story. Yes, I've read it. But what Less wanted Bob to do the complete Laska rewrite (the multi-chapter story) as an alternative version where Laska got the D from Daddy.

>>12770132
Particularly given the average turnover rate of online communities. I think on average most of the user base gets replaced every 3-5 years on a community with permanent identities. In one without them, there's less attachment/reputation, so turnover would be higher.

I expect much if not most of the community was not around at that point to witness it first hand by now.

>>12770123
>Thinking anyone cares that much.

You certainly do if you can take the type to type out complaints every time it's brought up. And you'll have to keep doing so are more and more people become "newfags" due to natural community attrition. If you really do have legitimate reasons just pastebin it and save yourself the time in the future.

Saying that you clearly have legitimate reasons and know them, but refusing to tell, it just looks like you're saying,

>"I-I know the secret! I j-just don't feel like telling you! R-really, I do! W-why don't you tell it to me anyways so you can prove you r-really know it? Just as a test!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:39:11 2014 No.12770163 >>12770151 This guy needs to either go eat something or sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:39:17 2014 No.12770164 >>12770154 Doppio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjhzXnTKayU

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:40:40 2014 No.12770169 >>12770163 Yeah, no kidding. He mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:41:15 2014 No.12770170 Someone should make an FAQ and post it in one of the OP bins

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:41:59 2014 No.12770176 Can we stop talking about that and start talking about MGC strip-club-meets-boondocks fun facilities

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:42:19 2014 No.12770177 >>12770169 Buttmad Prolly gonna cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:44:28 2014 No.12770183 >>12770176 No we should talk about how we're comforting our gamer monster girls after that horrid Playstation Experience Event. All the JPRG loving monsters were especially shit on, poor Lizardgirls and Centaurs.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:45:14 2014 No.12770187 [DELETED]

>>12770162
Kigga this Laska crap is only months old and Futacat isn't even a year. It's not years. And yet the last few times this has come up, people swear up and down they've been here at least a year. You're the guy who's still spouting groupthink and memehate after people actually did explain it all to you the last two times you started this. So quit playing the victim. That's just Negaposting-tier.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:47:45 2014 No.12770190 [DELETED]

>>12770159
>>12770169
>>12770177
You're a terrible judge of emotion.

>>12770162
>type out complaints
>every time
Tip: Don't respond to someone based on someone else's reply chain or muddle who's who.

Beyond that, telling you to fuck off because you're being an idiot is hardly an effort. I think I'll live, and it was already established that you're not worth more time than that.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:48:17 2014 No.12770193 [DELETED]

>>12770187
>Writing a pastebin is too much work for me to bother
>Even though I apparently wrote it out in full twice already. So I would only need to find it and ctrl+C.
>Instead, I'll keep arguing and arguing and arguing and arguing since it's less work.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:48:39 2014 No.12770194

It is said that if a white snake is found in your home it will bring good fortune. The white snakes found in Iwakuni are usually the albino variety of the Japanese Rat Snake. They are gentle ivory white snakes with ruby colored eyes which can only be found in concentration at Iwakuni. Hence it is the location of the Iwakuni Shirohebi Shrine.

All Shirohebi come from this shrine.

Learn something new about your favorite MG everyday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:49:30 2014 No.12770196 >>12770194 And now I know. And Knowing is half the battle

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:51:25 2014 No.12770200 [DELETED]

>>12770193
>I'll claim bobhate meme and use the same victim phrasing and socratic questioning every time
>And I'll be sure to state my ignorant speculations as fact
>Maybe nobody will pick up that I'm samefagging even by the third time

And you wonder why nobody has time for taking trolls seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:53:32 2014 No.12770207 >>12770194 And Wiki still won't let me add Shirohebi to the list.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:53:57 2014 No.12770209 >>12770200 Hey, I take trolls seriously. With the wide hips, sweet demenour, large hands that...wait....are we talking about the same trolls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:55:19 2014 No.12770212 >>12770196 GI JOOOOOOOE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:55:55 2014 No.12770214 >>12770209 There is a single one living under the railway bridge, you might go ask her out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:56:05 2014 No.12770216 >>12770194 >It is said that if a white snake is found in your home it will bring good fortune. Does it count if I brought mine and not found it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:57:26 2014 No.12770217 >>12770216 Well, you did find it right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:57:28 2014 No.12770218 >>12770216 That should be "bought."

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:57:50 2014 No.12770220 [DELETED]

If that's the case, then just copy-paste the full answer you've already typed up -- twice, apparently -- here. Or in a pastebin. End the argument once and for all.

Or you can just keep sidestepping the question, again, by rabidly throwing accusations at the questioner. That'll show everyone you're right and end this discussion once and for all, surely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:58:32 2014 No.12770221 >>12770216 They sell albino Japanese rat snakes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:59:38 2014 No.12770225 >>12770194 So all Shirohebi have ruby colored eyes. Good to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 21:59:41 2014 No.12770226 File: 363 KB, 2000x2500, EFxgkyV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if Laska and Zoe were gay? Zoe princess carrying Laska? Using that long wolf tongue? Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:00:48 2014 No.12770229 >>12770226 Please get better bait. Actually no, please hang yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:01:08 2014 No.12770231 >>12770226 >yuri unwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:01:52 2014 No.12770232 >>12770229 That was very weak bait actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:02:25 2014 No.12770233 >>12770220 You go check out the thread from November 10th and do the leg work yourself for once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:03:33 2014 No.12770235 >>12770214 I now know what I must do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:03:55 2014 No.12770236 Live in Iwakuni, get pestered by dozens and dozens of Shirohebi looking for husbands every day. Hell, or heaven?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:04:17 2014 No.12770238 >>12770209 >large hands I don't know. Sounds like it'd make interlocking fingers hard depending on how big those hands are. Speaking of which, how big are trolls themselves supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:04:45 2014 No.12770241 >>12770135 What MG are you writing about

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:05:15 2014 No.12770242 >>12770236 Hell until you're married. Heaven afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:05:39 2014 No.12770244 >>12770235 You are up troll master.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:06:55 2014 No.12770249 [DELETED]

>>12770233
>You go check out the thread from November 10th and do the leg work yourself for once.

Just paste it here, or a pastebin. Saying "I have the evidence to win but I keep refusing to show it" might as well have a massive sign that says "I'M BLUFFING".

Plus, it's faster for you to find it since you apparently wrote it -- twice, in fact. So you should have at least part of the answer committed to memory. Should take you seconds to find it with ctrl+F.

Unless, of course, it's a tactic to stall or to make your opponent go away so you can look victorious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:07:56 2014 No.12770253 >>12770236 I bet those are the cleanest streets and sidewalks in all of Japan . >"You are hired to clean the streets and sidewalks" >"No, I am not joking, have you seen how many Shirohebi live here?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:08:59 2014 No.12770255 Clean clean clean. A Kikimora Janitors job is never done! Behave now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:10:59 2014 No.12770259 >>12770255 Posts like this are obnoxious, autistic, and only further my belief that Janet is a horribly cancerous creation.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:12:40 2014 No.12770263 [DELETED]

>>12770249
It's a huge fucking post chain. Quit being a bitch and just go get exactly what you demanded. You want everything be handed to you and it has been. Nov 10th. Ctrl-F Bob. How stupid and entitled are you?

But either that was you pulling the same shit or you admit that you're a newfag that's been here less than a month. Well, what is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:16:09 2014 No.12770268 >thread on page 10 and the janitor still cleans it up I wish we'd have this on more boards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:16:20 2014 No.12770269 >>12770259 Yeah. Like that one guy who wanted to get the janitor a gift or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:16:58 2014 No.12770271 >>12770263 >I have evidence to prove you wrong (whether actually true or just a bluff). >It's your job to find it. Or I win the case. Man, I wish this would fly in court. Would make lawyering the easiest. job. ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:17:06 2014 No.12770272 >>12770249 https://archive.moe/a/thread/105452037/ There. PLENTY of discussion about all the flaws in Laska and Me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:18:28 2014 No.12770275 >>12770259 Seconded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:18:52 2014 No.12770277 >>12770271 >Here is the evidence in this record your Honor >I can't read, please read it to me, no wait, make it a song

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:18:55 2014 No.12770278 >>12770269 >get the janitor a gift Holy fuck, seriously? I blame this influx of janitor worship on the MGUigrants. Forum users typically have the mentality that Moderation is perfect and should have it's ass kissed 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:20:03 2014 No.12770281 >>12770278 More like this one actually does their job and isn't actively trying to destroy the threads like Dennis Hopper from /a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:20:27 2014 No.12770283 >>12769892 Glad you like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:20:36 2014 No.12770284 >>12770277 >The evidence is in that box over there. >Couldn't find it? You illiterate retard. It's in that OTHER BOX over there. Lern2read.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:21:54 2014 No.12770287 >>12770281 It's not even about the Janitor's actual job so much as people metaposting about "Janitors so wonderful! I love him! Let's make a Monster Girl Sona of him and write greentext stories and constantly post how amazing she is!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:22:12 2014 No.12770288 >>12770281 >Dennis Hopper from /a/ Fill me in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:23:12 2014 No.12770291 File: 1.69 MB, 960x8285, mgg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12770287 Yeah, I agree that's some maximum cringe. >>12770288 pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:24:03 2014 No.12770293 File: 2 KB, 272x29, Fuck this faggot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12770287 Then there's this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:25:45 2014 No.12770299 >>12770288 The /a/ janitor that actually infiltrated threads to shitpost and spam off topic shit to derail the thread, than used said false flag posts as a reason to kick the threads off of /a/. ELH did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:25:57 2014 No.12770300 >>12770291 I'm so glad we have Waterworld to remember that time. Anybody got the rest?

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:27:36 2014 No.12770304 [DELETED]

>>12770259
>>12770269
>>12770275
>>12770278
>>12770291

I'm sensing some samefag here, given that until today I haven't seen any serious opposition -- let alone such violent opposition -- to Janet. Particularly given how there's been a diehard troll the last few days, and that greentexting and stories are pretty common for /mgt/

Even if it's not the case, who cares? Let them have their fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:28:59 2014 No.12770310 File: 61 KB, 272x400, 1413146621190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12770299 Following that bullshit was mass backseat moderation that ran rampant throughout /a/. I still remember being called a /co/ poster an image pertinent to {C}.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:29:13 2014 No.12770311 >>12770304 Janet as a joke was fine. Full Janet stories and gifts for Janet and waifuing Janet is a bridge too far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:29:47 2014 No.12770314 >>12770304 It is the samefag. They complain about how no one contributes and they post their stupid bitch fests, and they cry that nothing new comes in here. I just ignore them

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:29:51 2014 No.12770315 >>12770291 Have the whole collection? Its pretty fucking hillarious. i remember crayonfag taking jabs at the metaknights.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:31:04 2014 No.12770320

>>12770304
>>12770315
>People begin to start saying how they think Janet is retarded
>"Y-You're just trolls! Samefags! No one can not want to dick the Janitor!"
>"N-No fun allowed!"

Janet is retarded and Janitor worship is retarded. If posts begin getting deleted, don't go "Thank you Janitor! I love you Janet! Sweep sweep!" Just ignore it and post about Monster Girls instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:31:48 2014 No.12770324 File: 5 KB, 301x135, Nah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12770314 >>12770304 >Even if it's not the case, who cares? Let them have their fun. Go fuck yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:33:07 2014 No.12770326 >>12770278 >>12770269 I apologize for nothing. You faggots don't know how good you have it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:34:29 2014 No.12770329 File: 11 KB, 1280x212, Janetmind.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12770314 >Samefag >They >que?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:34:31 2014 No.12770330 File: 444 KB, 792x1222, 29d84a9e57f8a32fd09ea4698d912b24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Watching the screen >Suddenly [Deleted] EVERYWHERE Not going to lie that was cool to watch.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:40:23 2014 No.12770340

>>12770320
>Just ignore it and post about Monster Girls instead.
For the love of god, this. Please.

You nerds ready to move to a new thread yet? Its the last thread on the last page, only two more new threads will bump it straight off and its a pain in the ass opening the thread when its this huge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:42:13 2014 No.12770344 >>12770340 Ride them until they die is how it's always been done to keep them from from spreading. Toaster phones need not apply.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:46:37 2014 No.12770350 >>12770344 Alright well get your new OP text ready or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:48:44 2014 No.12770354 >>12770350 You do know that we're actually pretty underposted because of all the deleting? 3500 is about average and our record is like 4600 and something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:50:04 2014 No.12770357 >>12770330 Yeah, what a shitshow that was...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:50:04 2014 No.12770358 >>12770354 I remember seeing a thread once of 6000+ posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:51:39 2014 No.12770361 >>12770358 Was that a monstergirl thread or the fappening though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:52:09 2014 No.12770363 >>12770358 >6000+ posts What a bunch of losers eh?...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:52:34 2014 No.12770364 >>12770361 Monster girl thread, i remember lurking it.

Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:57:04 2014 No.12770369

>>12770363
>>12770364
Unless somehow my mind is messing with me, i swear i saw those numbers, it was one of the first monster girl thread that i started lurking so i thought it was normal.

It wasn't that special thought, just the same shit as always, maybe some people arguing about something and that's why it got so many posts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 22:58:14 2014 No.12770371 >>12770369 Usually when a new chapter of manga comes out or a new profile, we get a pretty good boost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 23:03:55 2014 No.12770381 >>12770157 They are us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 23:09:20 2014 No.12770388 File: 558 KB, 800x1000, DRsR3t2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you rave with a Laska?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 6 23:10:48 2014 No.12770392 >>12770388 Christ, what the fuck.. Feels like I'm looking at a picture of some parents damaged daughter, nothing but sadness and pity is felt what I look at that sad excuse for a living creature.

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