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12723634 No.12723634[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Marisa has problems

>> No.12723653 [DELETED] 

that looks like the toilet room in that one half life 2 map with the toilets

>> No.12723659

She'll just respawn at the last bonfire.

>> No.12723662

>>12723634
Full Metal Jacket was a good movie.

>> No.12723684

MICKEY MOUSE!

>> No.12723694

Please don't!

>> No.12723694,1 [INTERNAL] 

I am totally confused and do not know which way to turn for better or for worse! This is a murky and turbid world. People think that the cicada's thin wing is heavier than a thousand catty; they cast aside the precious yellow gold-bell but let the poor quality clay-pot thunder loud. Scandalous people stay in high positions, but the virtuous and learned men are kept in the dark corner. Alas! What more can I say? Who would appreciate my honourable and righteous intention?

>> No.12723709

those toilets look so clean ZUN himself would be proud to take a dump

>> No.12723724

>>12723634
I want to pull the trigger

>> No.12723729
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Koishi is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's Youkai Girl!

>> No.12723732
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>>12723634
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION MARISA?

>> No.12723741

>>12723634

Dude, is that a M1 Garand rifle?

>> No.12723746

>>12723741
Nope.

Fucking M14.

Come on, /jp/, don't you know guns?

>> No.12723761

That's real fucking funny marisa, because from what I understand she'll just become a youkai if she brb gensokyo's.

>> No.12723774

Don't do it Marisa, you'll be in a world of shit if Reimu finds out

>> No.12723787

>>12723746
Pretty sure it's a FAMAS.

>> No.12723788

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

>> No.12723789

>>12723634
why don't those toilets have walls and doors

>> No.12723802

I just want this nightmare to end

>> No.12723806
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>>12723787
Are you an idiot? Its clearly an K98

>> No.12723808

>>12723788

Do you know that for a fact or have you been told?

>> No.12723821

>>12723808
I don't know, but I've been told

>> No.12723823

>>12723634
brain problems.

>> No.12723827

>>12723789
Never been into the army son?

>> No.12723831
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>>12723827
>>12723827
no sir i'm a civilian please don't bully me you're supposed to protect me

>> No.12723844

>>12723827
Do you really take a shit with someone staring you down doing the same thing?

>> No.12723859

>>12723844
When you're a filthy recruit

yes

>> No.12723860

>>12723831
Fucking pinko.

I bet you've never even tasted the blood of a man trying to kill you.

DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

>> No.12723870
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>>12723860
uhhm why don't YOU drop and give me 20 army dude

>> No.12723875

>>12723787
>>12723806
It's an UZI you retards.

>> No.12723884
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>>12723870
I-I c-can't.

I lost both of my arms in the war.

I'm typing this up with my feet as we speak.

>> No.12723895

>>12723741
>>12723746
>>12723787
>>12723806
>>12723875
Guys, guys, /k/ here, I think i can settle this.

All of you are wrong.

Its clearly a drawing.

You're welcome.

>> No.12723900

>>12723895
Oh look at this smartass

Just had to ruin it

>> No.12723904

>>12723900
NONE OF YOU WERE NAMING GUNS

IT WAS RUINED LONG BEFORE ME.

>> No.12723938

>>12723729
Sir! I read that as "hatman" instead of "hartman," sir! Could we change Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's name to Hatman in honor of all the 2hus silly hats, sir?

>> No.12723943

>>12723884
Squats are okay too, anon.

>> No.12723966

>>12723943
Repo man took my legs 30 minutes ago.

I'm just a torso now, man.

I'm not even a man, man.

>> No.12724182

>>12723741
No, pretty sure it is a Fusil d'Assaut de la Manufacture d'Armes de Saint-Étienne.

>> No.12724206

>>12723732
A JELLY DOUGHNUT, DA ZE!!!

>> No.12724257

>>12723966
Breathing exercises. 50 deep breaths now, soldier. We'll get you up and fighting in no time.

>> No.12724257,1 [INTERNAL] 

I want a gun

>> No.12724257,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12724257,1
Me too

Why can't I just buy a gun online and have it delivered to my door?

>> No.12724257,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12724257,2
bleeding-heart liberals...

>> No.12724285

That movie was really boring.

>> No.12724286

>>12724257
*hu hah*
*hu hah*
*hu hah*

IT HURTS, ANON.

CAN I STOP?

>> No.12724384

>>12723634
Don't do it Marisa! Come with me and I'll show you something worth fighting for, like my love

>> No.12724431

/jp/ - Weapons Culture

>> No.12724445

PULL THE TRIGGER, DA ZE!

>> No.12724458

>>12724285
only the first part was good
another vietnam movie that sucked was the deer hunter. never knew why that one was considered a classic

>> No.12724471

>>12724285
It was better than Apocalypse now, that was an overrated piece of shit and a waste of 3 hours

>> No.12724474

>>12724458
>only the first part was good

fuck's sake would everyone stop parroting this

Full Metal Jacket was a war movie not a boot camp movie

sure I missed R. Lee Ermey too but the story had to grow

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>>12723634
Do it, faggot. You're replaceable.

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Why isn't she using the Type 99 Arisaka?

It is disputably the greatest rifle known to man.

>> No.12725076
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>>12725024
OI! Frigg off with yer Jap ching chong shit, maite.

Real men use real rifles like this.

>> No.12725085

>>12725076
I bet the Arisaka has been folded more than the Enfield.

>> No.12725096
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>>12725085
Folded in yer dirt, ya sneaky tunnel diggin' Japs.

>> No.12725105

>>12723634
It's okay Marisa. I have problems too.

>> No.12725189

Why the hell isn't there any art of Reimu as Sgt. Barnes

>> No.12725302

>>12725189
Reimu doesn't know SHIT about guns, dork.

>> No.12725447

What a stupid picture. Marisa would never do something like this.

>> No.12725452

fucking crossies, I swear. go the fuck back to /k/ if you're just going to dump rifle pictures

>> No.12725471
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>>12723634
Yeah she might blow her mind if she's not careful

>> No.12725511

>>12723895
It's a FAMAS

>> No.12725519
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>>12723634
Do it.

>> No.12725526

>>12725471
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

>> No.12725572

>>12723844
>>12723859
I want to look an anon in the eye as we shit together!

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>>12725471
Eh, she won't have to deal with you in Nam

>> No.12725646,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12724257,3
I listed several ways(most of which legal) for NEETs/Hikkis to obtain firearms without leaving the house on the archive about a year ago if you can find it.

>> No.12725917

>>12725452

You got a problem with rifle pictures, nerd?

What the fuck are you, some kind of samurai or some shit?

>> No.12725940

>>12725519

you forgot the "faget"

>> No.12725959

>>12723634
Don't do it! I want to kill you with my own hands Marisa-chan

>> No.12725959,1 [INTERNAL] 

I've got problems...

But it's not as if anyone cares...

Why am I even alive?

>> No.12725959,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12725646,1
Woah it was even my thread. Could this be fate?

>>11418784,7

>> No.12725959,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12725959,2
I doubt any of that will seriously work.

>> No.12725959,4 [INTERNAL] 

You can build an AR legally with shippable parts. I'm not going to spoonfeed exact information though, if you're too maladjusted to leave the house and too stupid to figure it out in 2 minutes through Google you don't need a gun.

>> No.12725959,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12725959,4
Is it as easy as building a PC

>> No.12725959,6 [INTERNAL] 

i hope no neets are going for a night walk tonight...

>> No.12725959,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12725959,6
?

>> No.12725959,8 [INTERNAL] 

lets have some carbombs

>> No.12725959,9 [INTERNAL] 

Janny I've been bad I literally can't shut myself up

>> No.12725959,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12725959,4
uh without involving an 80% lower?

>> No.12725959,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12725959,7
the blacks are out

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