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Youmu is a maid!

>> No.12688358

You're fucking retarded!

>> No.12688360
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12688360

Only sometimes.

>> No.12688434

Youmu is actually my maid. I peek up her dress when she bends over!

>> No.12688438
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Youmu is a cyborg!

>> No.12688461

>>12688355

dork.

>> No.12688879 [DELETED] 
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Youmu is a janitor!

>> No.12690127
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Youmu is a WWE champion

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>>12688879
Youmu-chan deleting my threads!

>> No.12690152
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12690152

Youmu is a bride!

>> No.12690170

>>12688461
Show some fucking respect.

>> No.12690178

Youmu Konpaku the half-human half-sperm!

>> No.12690199

>>12688438
half human, half machine, half ghost, all dork.

>> No.12690206

>>12690152
My bride

>> No.12690224

>>12690178
Every person alive is half sperm.

>> No.12690227
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>>12690224
deep...

>> No.12691034

>>12690227
Balls deep inside Youmu!

>> No.12691113 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Youmu is handy with tools!

>> No.12691137 [DELETED] 

>>12691113
Why?

>> No.12691137,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12691113
wwtd

>> No.12691980

>>12690199
Wouldn't that make her quarter ghost and quarter machine-spirit?

>> No.12693532

>>12690224
But she's only half-alive! Does that make her 1/4 sperm?

>> No.12693540

>>12693532
Half sperm.
Half human, which is half sperm itself.

Youmu is 3/4 sperm.

>> No.12693809

>>12690152
Boys can't be brides

>> No.12693906

>>12693809
My mommy said I can be anything I want.

>> No.12694066
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>>12693906
After this war ends, w-w-will you marry me?

>> No.12694888

>>12694066
But the war will never end.

>> No.12695043

>>12694066
Stop it with the death flags nerd.

>> No.12704718

http://www.nicovideo.jp/search/成長妖夢

>> No.12709583

I'm in love with Youmu!

>> No.12709635
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>>12693906

>> No.12716406 [DELETED] 
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12716406

Would anyone care to share a youmu pic collection? I only have 215 after deleting shitty ones.

>> No.12716427

Holding hands with Youmu!

>> No.12717902
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12717902

Still a maid!

>> No.12717948
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12717948

i want Youmu to eat pizza while i'm fucking her

>> No.12718049

>>12717948
that's dangerous

cold pizzas only

>> No.12719219

Please let the thread die so I can stop fapping everytime I scroll by. I don't want to go to Hakugyokuro just yet!

>> No.12719236
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>>12719219
Don't get so cocky.
Seriously, control yourself, it's not like this is the only place with Youmu.

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>>12719219
Youmu is for loving and cuddling, she is not fap material!

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>>12719256
I agree with you.

>> No.12719264

>>12719256
My love is too much. I can't control it. I've even tried thinking of other 2hus because Youmu makes me summon my ghost half too quickly, especially these Youmus >>12704718

>> No.12719275
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>>12719264
You are on the wrong path. If you truly lover her, you only need the Youmu in your heart. You take her base appearance, then give her clothes to your liking and give her a preferred personality. She will be the only one whose existence you will ever need and she will only ever need you.

>> No.12719358

>>12719275
That's just creepy infatuation with no sense of masculinity. Youmu is a girl. Girls love dicks. They need it. They crave it. If you don't fug her hard and frequently, she'll fall for the first person who will.

>> No.12719461

>>12688358
Finally, a good response to these stupid fucking threads.

>> No.12719471

>>12719461
Did you just samefag after 9 days?

>> No.12719501

>>12719471
Not him, but he's right. As much as I love Youmu, these threads are fucking retarded. They're always filled with faggots spouting the ''Youmu is a boy'' meme and ''X with Youmu''.

>> No.12719502

>>12719501
Youmu is a girl! Youmu is NOT a boy!

>> No.12719510

>>12719471
Just don't respond.
Global 3.

>> No.12719513

>>12719501
I like the ___ with Youmu meme.

>> No.12719532

>>12719501
All Touhou threads are the same stuff repeated time and time again. Has been for years. Honestly I'd rather start allowing fanfiction and role playing if it changes things around a little bit.

>> No.12719650

>>12719501
Shitposting with Youmu!

>> No.12719769

>>12719650
Backseat moderation with Youmu!

>> No.12720310

>>12688358
>>12719461
>>12719501
you know, these threads are just an excuse to post pictures of whoever's in the OP, so it doesn't really matter what the text is

>> No.12720318
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12720318

being a high-strung dork with youmu!

>> No.12720319
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>>12719532
>Honestly I'd rather start allowing fanfiction and role playing if it changes things around a little bit.

you have no idea what you're asking for

or, even worse, maybe you do

>> No.12720325
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12720325

youmu is a drawing!

she is not real!

>> No.12720336 [DELETED] 

>>12720319
I just want to see /jp/ burn.

>> No.12720361 [DELETED] 

>>12720336

just delete the board, moot. for everyone's sake.

>> No.12720411

>>12720325
please don't say things like that about my wife

>> No.12720447

>>12720411
Your wife is a BOY, dude.

>> No.12720449

>>12720325
Drawings are real!

>>12720310
S with Y threads are totally different from Youmu is a threads. Stick around and see.
If you want pure image dumps, look at the Alice threads. They don't even try to talk, unless it's a shovel thread.

What would you hit Youmu with? Would it leave an impression on her otherworldly skin? I don't think she'd turn red from a spanking.

>> No.12720503
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12720503

Forcefully pinning Youmu to the floor and licking her silky-smooth belly and madly twirling your tongue inside her navel against her will until its all slick and glittery with your saliva!

>> No.12720615

>>12720449
A taser on her exposed nipple!

>> No.12722711

I want to be sandwhiched by Youmu and her ghost-half in bed!

>> No.12723017

>>12720449
I'd hit her with the ole homoerotic frat paddle!

>> No.12723042

I want a dojin where a prestigious suitor appears in Gensokyo and yuyuko continually manipulates events to try to get him and youmu together

>> No.12725399

>>12720319
Please come back to us

>> No.12725438 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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12725438

Safe sex with Youmu!

>> No.12725814

I just masturbated to this thread.

>> No.12726031

>>12720449
>S with Y

Please don't speak of such lewd things!

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>>12726031
Sex with Yuyuko!

>> No.12726047

>>12726035
Cumming inside Yuyuko's soft, fuzzy vagina is still WAY too lewd!

>> No.12726056
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>>12726047
Do you have a problem with lewd? You shouldn't. Lewd is fun. Embrace the lewd.

>> No.12726149

/jp/, Youmu related question, maybe.

Can you help me identify a doujinshi, not sure about the release date, although it is translated.
It's non-lewd, plot about Reimu and Marisa duking it out over and over again, with Marisa losing completely. At some point, Youmu asked Marisa about why she kept on challenging the 'wall', despite losing continuously. She replied saying something along the line of "Because there are no rules saying that we are not allowed to try over and over again, and who knows that the rock you encounter turns out to be a stepping stone" (there was some more analogy, though I can't remember clearly. Something about taking the longer road which turned out to be a shortcut?)

Can anyone help?

>> No.12736606

Finally. No more faps.

>> No.12738553
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>>12736606

>> No.12738570
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>>12726149
Is it by this guy?

>> No.12738571
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does anyone have Youmu and Io (wisp from dota) art? i really like dota, and i really like Youmu!

>> No.12738599

>>12738570
Sazanami Mio? I think so at first. But I can't tell which one. I can't find it in my folder either...

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>>12688438
I REALIZE

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>>12738571
I only have this.
Full image here. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42041326

>> No.12741580
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12741580

Snoumu

>> No.12741584

>>12690152
Hanayoumu

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