Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

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Reminder to feed your cat.

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Fetishes go to >>>/d/

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First for Dick the daughteru

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>>12683553
Whatever do you mean?

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>>12683554
No.

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NEW THREAD. Drop the drama from the old thread. If you want to abuse something, do everyone a favour and vent your abuse on a masochistic kikimora. Everyone wins!

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>>12683554
Fine, third.

>>12683553
Fuck off.

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>>12683554

Dicking the daughteru is unacceptable.

V'ing the soneru, however. Is beautiful. Especially if the mom has been without a lover for some time.

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>>12683553
Failing that, there are writing threads on /tg/, and they also love to write about monster girls.

I just fail to see how this is Otaku Culture.

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>>12683562
>if the mom has been without a lover for some time
What if she adopted a kid to groom him into a husband?

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>>12683562
I'm not even one of the daughteru dickers and I get into fights with them occasionally but your argument is stupid.

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>>12683560
MANGA goes to fucking /a/.

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>>12683554
Anon, that's just rude.

Always remember to include your waifu.

http://i.imgur.com/Pjf3sxW.jpg

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>>12683554
Do not dick the daughteru, look how happy she is

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>>12683558
Yes. I called it. Go away dick police kun.

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>>12683565

Well, it's no less Otaku culture than, say, Kancolle, 2hu, or the threads dedicated to specific individual characters therein.

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>>12683566

Even more pure, for there is no love like one that'll never betray you.

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>>12683574
No.

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>>12683575
Except it isn't, monster girls are not only a niche otaku thing. They're fairly popular elsewhere.

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>>12683572
Imagine how happier she'd be if you gave her the dick.

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>Replying to a blatant shitposter
Really guys? This early into the thread?

This is setting a fine example, great thread, 10/10.

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>>12683580

More niche than threads dedicated to a single individual character within the niche of 2hu/kancolle, which itself is a niche of the doujin/DMM game community?

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Last thread post #3830

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>>12683554
You faggots are starting to be annoying.

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>Last thread died when I was still thinking about full-body oil massages with an anubis

Outrageous.
Also, what is this anubis so proud of? Did she summon a Greentext Demon?

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>>12683535
But how would a Blue Oni/Wurm hybrid actually work?

Would she just have Blue Skin, but be a wurm through and through? Cause I could get behind that.

The only other thing I could think of is a possible change in horn styles. The Alcoholism, introverted nature, and, if you're following KC's profile, the eyesight issues are more basic genetics than Blue Oni specific traits

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>>12683575
/jp/ is about things that /jp/ tolerates. This thread, despite what that one guy says, is among the things that /jp/ tolerates.

Keep on trucking, I'd sooner see the idol threads go than you. At least your business is in the 2D.

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>>12683562
That's pretty hypocritical anon. Dicking the daughteru is love and life.

>>12683571
Well of course anon.

>>12683579
I will dick her forever and ever and there's nothing you can do to stop me. I might dick the grandaughterus just to spite you.

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>>12683584
The threads are always shit for the first about 500 posts. Just hide somewhere and save the porn that shows up in the meantime.

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>>12683560
This thread has barely, if any, discussion about actual otaku culture stuff like that encyclopedia or figs. This thread is essentialy ``I wanna FUCK a monster!''.

Also manga goes to /a/.

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>>12683588

I don't... what? Is that a toilet? I guess the middle frame is shitty greentext? But when why does some giantess sit on it? Did she come from the shit, or did she produce it from her giant butt?

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>>12683597
Which Tojo would you consummate marriage with?

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>>12683597
or "I wanna be fucked by a MG"
Depends on the time of day.

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>>12683595

I'm more of a sap for Wightmom v'ing her son to begin with.

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>>12683587
As opposed to the guy who'll never be breast fed by a holstaurus, slut enhanced, slut dimished, the dct vs dfc, rachnera posters, miia posters, best girls, scale>fluffy and viceversa? If you don't like it get the fuck out.

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>>12683575
Monster girl threads are generic shitty fetish threads. Kantai Collection and Touhou Project are specific franchises. They're very qualitatively different.

>>12683591
/jp/ tolerates it mostly because everybody who complained about it got banned.

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>>12683591
Are you fucking serious? "At least your business is in the 2D."

You're not only someone that doesn't belong here, but you are explicitly some /a/ 3dpd shithead? Just because something is fucking 3d doesn't make it not otaku culture or whatever the fuck.

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>>12683589
>>12683535

He'd probably gain an even longer lifespan, and seeing as how wives feed on their men's energy, so would she. Honestly, if there are any humans left by the time such a thing happens, they. are. so. fucked.

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>>12683602
I think that's just an adult pharaoh and a young anubis. I have no idea about what's happening in it, though.
Loen's quick draws are pretty fun, but without the context of knowing why it was drawn, some of them can be a bit vague.

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So what happened to Scientist Wurm?

That was so much better than the crap posting going on.

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>>12683588
>>12683602
She's trying to contain the shitposting, Shirou. Honestly.

>>12683565
>I just fail to see how this is Otaku Culture.
http://www.4chan.org/feedback
No one cares.

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>>12683609
I'll surmise it has to be a about a fetish surround a specific 2hu/Boatslut in order for it to be "Otaku Culture"?

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>>12683619
Ah, now I see it. Makes much more sense now.

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>>12683619
I care that you're explicitly breaking the rules by posting this anywhere but /d/.

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>>12683554
You have your wife for that. Let's not be greedy here.

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>>12683597
We discuss the encyclopedia all the time. Go look at the last thread. And while what you said is present, how are you any different? "I wanna fuck Yukari! Rough sex with wriggle. Mei lIng sama is so cool! AWOOO!" I could go on, but seriously, fuck off.

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>>12683622

>Bullying the Pache

Stop it right now.

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Guys guys, let's not agitate the locals now

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>>12683622
>>12683627
"All of your worst shit is equal to what this board is about so our garbage is allowed!"

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>>12683628
Every Tojo is bullied by every bullied an anon someway.

That's the way it has been for a long time.

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Why do you guys ALWAYS feed the damn trolls,
He isn't gonna stop being a dork if you keep responding.
Ignore the guy already.
lets talk about MGs .

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>>12683607

Are you the one who wrote that Anon graduation thing? With the Cyclops finding them in the middle of the sex? That was good.

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>>12683633
every anon*

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>>12683622
Then it becomes incidentally related by virtue of being about a Touhou Project character. Like how manga in general is not /jp/ related, but Touhou Project manga is, because it's Touhou.

>>12683627
Those threads are pretty shit but we're forced to tolerate them because they're explicitly on-topic. "I want to fuck a slime girl" is under no such protection. Unless it's in the direct context of a /jp/-related game.

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>>12683635
If he doesn't like it, he can complain to the MOD. who just happens to likes MGs.

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Report and Ignore, folks. Replying just makes things worse, and if it appears there are still replies, check the timestamps, if it's over a minute, they're samefag posts. Don't fall for the trap.

I wish this didn't have to be said in every single thread

Now go, discuss and enjoy Monster Girls

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>>12683624
Then report it and take up with moderation like, shock and horror, the feedback form! Then come back and shitpost some more when it gets ignored because you're a fucking idiot.

Being the dumb faggot that whines every time the thread comes back above auto-sage and shows on paged view isn't going to get anything done, though. Or do you really think shitposting will make people give a shit about what you think?

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>>12683622
>>12683627
Touhou project is a doujin video game series, defined by the rules as on-topic, which means that discussion about characters from those series is also on-topic, including ``I wanna fuk a 2hu threads''.

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>>12683636

I've done alot of stupid shit on here like that.

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>>12683554
If you don't have a waifu anymore is fine.

>>12683562
If she doesn't have a husband anymore is fine.


That's my opinion. I see it as a good method of healing.

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>>12683646
You are responding to him, kindly stop.
Its not worth getting angry at this guy. hes just some punk kid who wants to fap with his touhou onahole, daki and doujins

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>>12683646
Moderators are not always wrong, but they're not always right, either.

>>12683656
Yeah, there's no way somebody could possibly care about what's on-topic in /jp/ without being some hole-fucking loser, right?

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>>12683588
>Full-body oil massages with an Anubis
Truly a best.

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>>12683625
There is nothing wrong with having sex with your mamono daughter, and bringing human morality into it is not gonna change a damn thing.

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>>12683646
Why are you being actively aggressive? I'm just saying this really doesn't belong, but you are calling me a piece of shit. I'm not shitposting, I'm just trying to get you to understand that this really doesn't belong here.

>>12683656
And you are trying to avoid any kind of discussion because you are scared of your threads being pushed somewhere else for whatever reason.

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Dicking the daughteru isn't shitposting. It's just a normal post. Yet for some reason you guys just go crazy over it then start fighting amongst yourselves. Can't you see anons, you are the shitposters!

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>>12683615
How do you think scientist wurm looks like? Glasses or no? Flat or busty? Short hair or long? Does she use a special-issue steel keyboard because her claws make short work of the regular ones?

Would you let her coil around you and sleep comfortably when she comes home after working uninterrupted for thirty hours and goes straight to bed with her work clothes still on? Would you wake up early to make breakfast for her the next morning, in preparation of another thirty hours of uninterrupted sex that is sure to occur during the weekend?

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>>12683632
>>12683639
>>12683650
No one fucking cares. The mods put us here, so there's fuck all you can do against us. Shitposting will get you banned, and we keep to ourselves, so there is absolutely no reason for you to attack us beyond you not liking us.

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>>12683668
>The mods put us here, so there's fuck all you can do against us.
The mods allowed you guys to have your monster girl generals in /a/. They also explicitly allowed NEET threads in /jp/.

But then, they changed their minds.

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>>12683665
Is Loen doing some art behind the scenes?

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Hey amerifags, what's your thanksgiving plans with your Waifu and Daughterus? Are you going to visit relatives, stay at home, or maybe go somewhere nice to eat out?

Non-Amerifags, same as above, but as general holiday season plans.

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>>12683668
>The mods put us here, so there's fuck all you can do against us.

I 100% do not believe that. There are various other boards that actively love this conversation, and it is actually on topic. /tg/ it is because there are plenty of monster girls in tabletop games. /d/ is freaking /d/!

>there is absolutely no reason for you to attack us beyond you not liking us

How about it sincerely being not otaku culture?

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>>12683663
This will be the only time I respond to you.

For starters this thread will never leave /jp/
2) If you don't like it, just close this thread and go look at some 2hus
3) I don't care what you think
4) This thread will never leave /jp/ no matter how hard you whine or cry.

Ever.

5) Your opinion to me = nothing.
6) if you had tried to start an actual discussion I would have responded in kind, but what is the point, /mgg is here to stay and nothing you say will change that.

Go read your onahole threads

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>>12683657
>Moderators are not always wrong, but they're not always right, either.
Sure but they have the final say and control things, whether you like and agree with it or not. If not, that;s what the feedback form or going somewhere else is for. Trying to "be right" with out any of that power and accountability is just stupid.

>>12683663
Because no one asked you, you have no authority, and no one gives a fuck what you think. Don't worry though, it'll dissapear from sight and mind in about two hours when it goes on auto-sage, then you'll forget it's here for the next couple of days until the next thread shows up on the front page as if it's a new thing.

In short: Fuck off.

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>>12683668
>The mods put us here
But that doesn't mean you can't migrate to another board. Seriously, what's wrong with /d/? It's NSFW, meaning you can post the oh-so-lewd nipples without fear of getting banned. And nobody will shit on you for making a fetish thread on a fetish board.

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>>12683675
Well, in Canada it's Remembrance day so...
Not so much celebrating

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>>12683675
Well, I'd never turn down the chance to eat out, especially if it's with her. Perhaps we could get a little milk on the side.

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>>12683665
It's pretty clear that sometimes you guys only post it to piss off everyone.

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>>12683671
>allowed us to have threads in /a/
>threads wouldn't last 4 minutes without being deleted and being banned

lel

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>>12683667
I can see her with those +5 cuteness factor glasses, and a lab coast, long hair cause she never remembers to get it cut.
Special keyboards are a must.
And of course , she is my special wurm!

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>>12683683
But why not, Anon? Wouldn't your waifu have some surviving relatives from WW1? They might enjoy some company

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>>12683683
What do you guys remember anyway?

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>>12683679
>4) This thread will never leave /jp/ no matter how hard you whine or cry.
A lot of people have said that and been wrong.

>6) if you had tried to start an actual discussion I would have responded in kind
These threads are shitty, full of blogging, and more about the posters who post in them than anything actually otaku culture related.

>>12683681
>Sure but they have the final say and control things, whether you like and agree with it or not. If not, that;s what the feedback form or going somewhere else is for. Trying to "be right" with out any of that power and accountability is just stupid.
I don't see why you think they'd pay any more attention to the feedback box than to the posts in these threads.

>>12683687
See, that's where the whole "changed their minds" things comes in.

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>>12683693
Soldiers that died during WW1 and so on.

Basically like Veterans day or whatever.

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>>12683689
Oh, and busty, but not HUGE.
But thats personal preference.

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reminder that milfs > lolishit

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>>12683692
Not really, but it'd be a bit somber to call it 'celebrating' is what I mean

>>12683693
Our dead soldiers
It's why we have thanksgiving in October instead

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>>12683696
It's basically Veterans day, Anon. They're on the same day for crying out loud.

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>>12683695
Ignored and reported for troll and spam.

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>>12683682
It's funny how everybody pretends this posts doesn't exist.

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Report and Ignore
Don't feed the trolls/shitposters
Report and Ignore

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>>12683686
But anon, just ignore it if it bothers you. Better yet, twist it into something you enjoy and steer discussion.

For example, would you fuck a Scylla's humanpussy or dogpussy, or bother?

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>>12683667
How do you see her?

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>>12683702
I am not "trolling" or "spamming"; I haven't posted in this thread in over a month. I'm simply telling you how things are.

Announcing your reports is also against the rules.

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>>12683679
>if you had tried to start an actual discussion I would have responded in kind

You seem to honestly think I was the first person to say anything in this thread. I was >>12683565, trying to start, as you said, an ordinary discussion about whether or not this should be here.

>Go read your onahole threads

I have never actually posted in an onahole thread, quit acting like I am some absolutely pathetic virgin because I don't like your fetish.

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>>12683703
It's because a lot of the stuff in /d/ gets people here pretty upset. That and they demand image posts over discussion like this. I don't think it'd go well personally.

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>>12683700
Understandably so, it is a pretty heavy topic. Which is why said relatives might like some family around, when they eventually start to remember the horrors of the trenches and field hospitals.

WW1 with MG soldiers just sounds like even more of a violent clusterfuck, after all

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>>12683706
Neither, they don't exist.

weakbait.jpg

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>>12683709
>>12683679
I like how the both of you are such unwelcome foreign shitters that you think that the onahole thread is something to be ashamed of.

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>>12683667
Glasses when she's working or reading.

Modest, substantial breasts, but maybe a tad smaller than what you'd expect on your average wurm.

Messy, ruffled hair in a permanent state of bedhead/sexhair tied back into a ponytail.

>Keyboard
How about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0eCJqEVKNQ ?

>Would you let her coil around you and sleep comfortably when she comes home after working uninterrupted for thirty hours and goes straight to bed with her work clothes still on? Would you wake up early to make breakfast for her the next morning, in preparation of another thirty hours of uninterrupted sex that is sure to occur during the weekend?
I'd have a bath running in our specially made extra-large bathtub, and drag her into the bathroom with my arms around her waist. I'd disrobe her, then heft her into the hot water and massage her shoulders while she floats, limp and buoyant in the water.
Then, after she's totally asleep, I'd empty the bath and get the both of us dry before "carrying" her to our bed. She'd be too tired to even notice, most likely. But she'd still coil around me in her sleep, mumbling nonsensical fragments about her day's work.

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>>12683695
>I don't see why you think they'd pay any more attention to the feedback box than to the posts in these threads.
>8. Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.
Whether or not they reply to the feedback form means nothing to me and more just proves that the pissant whining is irrelevant and doesn't justify a response, but whining about policies and moderation in threads is actively against the rules and, again, no one gives a shit what you think here.

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>>12683712
Germany would be wolves
Russia would be jinkos/bears?
England would be dog girls?
France would be cat girls, why, cause they are pussies?

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>>12683714
I don't think it's something to be ashamed of, I am just saying >>12683679 thinks it is for whatever reason.

>>12683710
Post both then, it's an image board.

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>>12683717
OK, that is a good vision right there.
Rather realistic too.

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>>12683718
>Whether or not they reply to the feedback form means nothing to me and more just proves that the pissant whining is irrelevant and doesn't justify a response
Yeah, 4chan has been exactly perfect for the last six months and nobody could possibly have any actual grievance against anything.

>whining about policies and moderation in threads is actively against the rules
This thread is not otaku culture. It's no more "whining" then pointing out that this same thread was not anime and manga back when it was in /a/. Because it wasn't.

>and, again, no one gives a shit what you think here.
I can point out that your threads are shitty blogging fanfiction threads and incestuous circlejerks that has no reason to be in /jp/ except that it's the board for topics rejected by everyone, but it is true that I can't make you care.

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>>12683710
How about making a thread on /d/ and/or /e/ for starters?

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>>12683686
I'm the one who posted first, and am not doing it to piss off anyone. Just like some guys here like DCT and others like DFC, I like incest. You don't like it fine, but I don't have to stop. Especially when it's a fetish catered to in the setting.

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Some new pics added.

>>>/e/1698371

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>>12683559

I find this acceptable

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>>12683734
A thread from June 21st is still alive. God damn.

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Today I will remind them

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>>12683738
Can I choke you a little while I plow you rotten?

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>>12683741
Trader is into fat girls?

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>Cntl F
>0 Results for Arachnotaur
>Also 0 for False Goddess Hathor but that's not the point

All praise be to Arachnotaur, bringer of Chocolate Milk, bearer of the NecroMoomicon, petter of puppies, and the Goddess Cowland needs!

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>>12683738
Well, it makes her fluffy at least.

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>>12683728
>but it is true that I can't make you care.
Or by extension affect whether or not it's here by trying to address people personally. Good job.

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>>12683741
Crayon-anon, you son of a bitch! It's good to see you're alive.

Will you be doing more "review" pictures like that one in the future?

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The janitor/mod's a bit slower than usual today.

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>>12683731
I wasn't talking about you specifically, just in general, because you know it is true that some people love to do that. And I do like incest, I just prefer incest between siblings (especially when the sister is the older than the brother).

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>>12683739
The monster girl thread on /u/ was about a year old when it dropped off. Thriving community.

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>>12683749
Dude, stop feeding the trolls please.

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>>12683755
I hope Janet the Kikimora maid isn't sick
Imagine her little tiny frail body stuck snuggled up in bed , with no one to care for her.

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>>12683559
>>12683738
Let's not turn all the kikimoras into masochists please. I have enough with the retard wurms.

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Beeg fox teetees.

Why is fluffy the best at everything?

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>>12683756
>because you know it is true that some people love to do that


Like, how? The only way I can think of it's when assholes like >>12683558 show up telling people what they can or can't fap to that spite posting happens.

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>>12683749
>Or by extension affect whether or not it's here by trying to address people personally. Good job.
You are shitty guests foisting your shit on a board that it isn't wanted. The fact that there are a shit ton of you, and you have a mod backing you up, does not change that.

These threads are incredibly shitty and literally the only justification any of you can manage for your shitty fetish blog thread being here is... that we can't stop you.

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>>12683763
I always see them as being outwardly masochistic but in reality they all have a talent for manipulation and getting what they want through less than morally righteous means.

I imagine one gently bowing to her master to cover her face while wearing a lecherous grin since she knows she's going to get what she wants.

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>>12683734
Haha.. are you serious? I was being calm about this before, but you monster girl shitters have proven that you have no reason to be here. Go to fucking /e/, the thread you just linked! You fucking retards just want to be here to piss US off. Fuck you, you have other boards that actually welcome your company.

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>>12683761
>little tiny frail body

I prefer to think of her as she was portrayed in that one little story posted a little while ago, just because I hate happiness.

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>>12683764
Not sure if I want this.

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>>12683728

You've pointed it out repeatedly throughout the thread now. But still you'll continue to whine about it here until your messages are deleted and you are possibly banned.

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>>12683746
I'm not allowing Frank to go through the floor again.

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>>12683772
cry harder.

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>>12683775
Why not?
Look how cocksure she is. You're going to get touched by fluffy tails and you're going to like it.

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>>12683764
This just makes me want to see the KoF girls monsterized

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>>12683776
>your messages are deleted and you are possibly banned
Oh, scary scary.

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>>12683548
LAST TIME, ON MONSTER GIRL THREAD

>preggo gamer gazer continued fighting and fucking.
>living doll was proven to be "a best"
>living doll was disproven to be "a best"
>dizzy charmed anon then broke his pelvis
>ryu really needs a drink
>anon went hiking with a jinko
>or, alternately, anon got raeped by jinko onee-san and her friends
>anon was banned from our christian imageboard
>wait, no he wasn't
>anon requested more non-sadistic manticores. we fought about it. i don't think anon got his non-sadistic manticores.
>well, he got an non-sadistic manticore that had ADHD, after he got locked in a cabin with her
>anons banded together to either be protect or be protected by their waifus
>after of course, they fought about it
>anon got arrested for child abuse because he was parenting his daughteru
>dragon beats the shit out of your succubus boss, but she had it coming, she was totally trying to steal you from her.
>anons fight about amazons
>/jp attempts to open a monstergirl farm, and is gang raped by rowdy Minotaurs shortly afterwords.
>a kitsune is given de-lolification cake by a hobo with massive balls, and charms her nextdoor neighbor with her prize-worthy T&A. they either fuck, get married, and live an ideal life as husband and wife before dying together and content, OR, they fuck, get married, and the husband is taken to prison where his head is caved in with a brick before kitsune slits her wrists. your choice.
>anons fight about dicking kids
>anon recieves instruction from Gunnery Sgt. R Lee Kikimora.
>anons fight about being princess-carried.
>anon lets his shirohebi girl down because he doesn't lift, what a pleb
>anons fight about amazons again
>anon marries a kitsune holocaust survivor
>anon accidentally locks his slime waifu in a fridge.
>anon now has a brick waifu
>anon needs a polt waifu.
>no, not shit-tier polt waifu dammit
>anon is arrested for going to the beach with his slime waifu contained in a body bag

[Anonymous No.]

Do not try to reason with them.
Do not try to befriend them.
Just Report and Ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683785

You really are asshurt over this aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683776
I'll continue to point out that your threads are shit and don't belong here until the last of you finally stops pretending that it does belong here.

I don't think any of you are considerate enough to take your shit off a board where it's not wanted, nor do I actually expect the moderators to up and change their minds this evening, but I do want you all to feel bad about shitting up /jp/ just because you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683560
The creation of this image is unnecessary. Mods say it goes here and that's that. 4chan is not a democracy, end of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683769
>the only justification any of you can manage
It's the only one you're worth. Anything more would be putting undue effort into it.

Bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683771
It's the dulcinea effect, alright. I mean, who wouldn't want to pay attention to a cute Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683791
cry harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683783
She only has tow tails? How odd. I guess I'm used to seeing "older" kitsune posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, the locals are mad at us for making one thread in their ghost town of a board again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683792
I like having ammunition for every occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683791

We don't care, and we won't care the next time you show up either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683788
Are you implying your reports do anything at all?

>>12683790
I'm a different poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683794
>Anything more would be putting undue effort into it.
Most people in most threads in /jp/ are capable of explaining why their thread is /jp/-related. And they occasionally do.

It's not that you're too lazy to justify yourself (because that would mean that everyone in this thread has managed to outdo all other 164 threads in /jp/), it's that you're incapable of doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683766
I don't feel like finding an example from an old thread, but sometimes you are the ones who start shit when the thread is in calm. Is not the first time it happens.

I don't really have a problem with the fetish itself so let's finish the conversation here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683798
*two


>>12683800
Just ignore the fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683787
Thanks, Recap An- WAIT A SECOND.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683787

WHO ARE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683800
Yeah, might as well shit up /po/ because it doesn't have enough posters to muster a defense against anything. You can have the whole board to yourself!

>>12683803
If we can put it on the record that you are all shitters who simply don't give a shit what's on-topic in /jp/ or how shitty you make the board, yeah, we can probably call it a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683798
The tails are increasing.

http://i.imgur.com/EtIDPke.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683791
>feel bad
>shitting up /jp/
You're serious. That's fucking hilarious.

>>12683807
Here's your pity reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683817
cry harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683763

One writefag story had a masochist kikimora, it's not going to make them all like that.
but then again it only took one story to ruin cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683787
Impostor!

Get him Janet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683820
>You're serious. That's fucking hilarious.
I don't see how it's "hilarious" that people would try and keep off-topic garbage off their board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683707
Glasses, frizzly short hair (think Kaoru), dressed less like a stereotypical scientist (no lab coat, for starters, that's reserved for when you're actually in the lab, and for things like cell culture it is in fact a bad idea to wear it anywhere else) and more like an office lady at work, comfy clothes and especially naked sweater at home. Petite body but large breasts, very thick glasses from staring at a computer screen for days on end.

As for her research, she'd be a bad cook and a bad experimentalist (these two are correlated), but peerless at theoretical work and very good at focusing on a problem until it yields. She'd probably love big data and bruteforce stuff like omics research and high-throughput assays, but her area of work would be more along the lines of theoretical/modelling kind of research that you can do on your own instead of needing a large team to get things done.

She'd also have a teasing elder sister type of personality and be pretty fond of shotafication potions for these weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683787

Are we getting stray feedback from another reality again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683820
So you admit you shit up /jp/ with monstergirls? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683833
>monster girl shitters would be crying if they had their own board that had off topic shit being posted.

It's truly sad that the hypocrisy exists so much in them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683675
My Cheshire GF is coming with me to my family's Thanksgiving dinner. I'm hoping it goes well, even though she'll be the only monster there

[Anonymous No.]

>A Day in The Life of A Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Fiance
>'Anon does my butt look big in this Wii Fit Trainer Outfit?'
>'Gracie, your gut is so large it turned the shirt into a top and the words into a white hyphen. I don't think your butt is the problem.'
>'That's just the baby! Now promise you'll make sure I don't give up my hourly workout.'
>'Just don't give me shit when I do.'
>'When have I ever given you sh...okay I won't give you shit.'
>10 minutes later
>'OH GOD PLEASE ANON I NEED TO STOP!'
>'Gracie you've only gone for 10 minutes, 2 of which were warm ups.'
>'Come on Anon just let me take a break please.'
>'NO CHANCE, that's what you got.'
>'At least help me up.'
>'Do Some Sit Ups.'
>'I would if I could.'
>You sigh and put Free! on the TV
>'Is that...Free!? Must...see...shirtless...guys!'
>She struggles to sit up and you turn if off.
>'Oh...' She falls back down
>You turn it back on and she sits back up, and repeat for the rest of the hour.
>'There. You're done the workout for the day, how do you feel?'
>You look to see Gracie is completely black from her Dark Slime sweat. 'Anon...did I do go?'
>'Uhhhh Conglaturations?'
>'I'll take it. Anon?'
>'Yes Gracie.'
>'I can't move, can you fuck me right here?'
>'After I play Mario Sunshine with your body.'
>'Shine Get?'
>'Shine Get alright.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683831
That was more the shit that got drawn and faggots that wouldn't stop pushing it every fucking day.
Stuff like that only becomes an issue when people, usually people with nothing better to do with their lives, shout louder and for longer than any opposition, making it the apparent "norm". Kikimora has come and gone from her moment dealing with that shit already, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

For the record, there are two of us "locals" here who are supposedly "trolling" your thread.

The other one is the guy who existentially hates you lot. I only hate you because you are extremely shitty guests who don't even try to justify yourselves.

I guess that's the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683850
Please write like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

T Rex is a qt3,14

Agree or disagree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>\d\5823001

so there's this thread, and it's surprisingly not filed with dicks (yet)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683858
legs too thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683851
They look really soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683860
Why do you idiots seriously think /d/ is just "futa everywhere!" you can fucking say "no futa please!" in your OP and no one will post any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683858
Disagree, but that's because I'm not into asses that are THAT big. But hey, that just means more for you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683858
Those thighs are beyond thick, but I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683861
>>12683868
Thick Thighs save lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683842
I sure as shit wouldn't. There's be no fucking way we'd ever be able to fill up 150 thread slots so who gives a shit what kind of bait faggots try to squat on one with.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not dicking the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683869
Delicious thighs are a thing of beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683869
That cat needs a spanking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683870
Even if you wouldn't care if there was a Naruto or MLP sticky on your board for all eternity, it would still probably bother a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683870
Why the fuck do you insist squatting should even be a thing? Just go to a board where you don't need to "squat", one that actually welcomes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683787
CONT

>anonymoose writes chapter 83, then goes on hiatus
>praise be to the Arachnotaur's chocolate tits
>miss polt becomes a doctor
>anon fugs a shohanasha
>anon is devoured by a slime
>anons fight about the legal age of consent for kitsunes
>anon wives a white Mantis-cyclops, after ripping one of her eyes out
>anons wholeheartedly agree that monstergirls would be better in a futuristic setting
>anon takes a trip to the Holstauri planet. he cums buckets.
>anon dicks his daughteru for warmth
>anon takes a trip to the kikimora (yandere) planet. he doesn't come back
>big ears, big love.
>this just in, kitsunes are emulators
>anon rickrolls a shirohebi
>oh no, your dragon waifu has been kidnapped, you should save her!
>or not
>hot sex involving double dragon and ninja jinkos
>anon fuck's his boss's daughter, boss is toes a prick
>JINKO BLOOD ENERGY DRINK!
>ryu waifu a jealous
>manticore gets her poison glands removed, anons world over forgive manticores
>she's doing it for you anon
>less draws a delicious brown white bullet Jinko Yeti
>we need more gods. and jinkos. and sweaters.
>anons continue to fight over amazons
>anons fight about religion, might as well
>loli yuugi is having none of it
>chuuni magic tomboy best wolfu
>sweatercat goes running, the air is so cool it's comfier!
>then enters heat. she's not cold, anon.
>turns out manticores shit out of their tails
>were sheep has lots of wool and looks fat
>amazons either love beating their husbands or being the little spoon. we won't know till we fight about it.
>anons fight about "health"
>anon dates a cc shirohebi
>i don't welcome our Dragon Overlords.
>anon finds a lich's porn library
>would you a runt amazon? i would. probably.
>wurm is doctor who

>>12683813
>>12683810
>>12683832
HAW HAW HAW YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE OLD ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683876
Then they need to stop being thin skinned pussies.

>>12683877
>insist
>my first post in the thread
I used the squatting because a mod would eventually roll around and delete it, even a day or two after it goes up. Doesn't apply to this situation though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683873
>Catgirl fingering and rubbing her drenched snatch while being spanked repentantly, a face of pure bliss, drool and tears running down her blushed cheeks
>She cums with so much fury she makes Niagara Falls look like a water fountain,a face of pure ahegao
Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683878
god damn there was so much shit last time i didn't even get into hickock45's gun collection turning into a harem, or anon doing the "polt sex" diet, or many many other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683858
boukun tyrano-san and koi suru otome wa nikushoku-kei are required reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683884
>"polt sex" diet

Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683808
>sometimes you are the ones who start shit when the thread is in calm.

I don't accept that, but fine. Know that at least I am merely posting what I like, with no intention to irritate anyone. Good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683881
>Then they need to stop being thin skinned pussies.
Having MLP general on your board would actively contribute to making it shitty.

The only reason this thread isn't in /d/ is apparently because you are all thin-skinned pussies who can't deal with a dick or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683850

You need edit before you post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683884
and the harry-polt-er pun. didn't get that. i'm depressed now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683819
>http://i.imgur.com/EtIDPke.jpg
Oh, that is very nice indeed. I like your taste. Does she have a Bayonetta thing going on? Less clothing the more fired up she gets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683893
You fail as a joke RecapAnon. Leave it to the professionals

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, you're waifu has just been kidnapped by the beast rebels of the hellscape.

How do you plan on saving her before she's killed and turned into thick broth for their children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683888
>friendzoning Polt because she's too hairy

>Anon, I hope you will never know the joys of a litter of hyperactive daughterus.

>She would probably treat sex as an exercise.

>Hubby! Let's burn some calories!

>'OK, now lets start thrusting against each other in unison now, you go up I go down."

"Now we do it the opposite way. thats right! you are a great leaner!"

>"Get that heart working, work those calories off, pump into me harder!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683743
Did you not read the original story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683850
>>12683787
You shouldn't greentext these, just a thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683901
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683897
Summon the power of the two or three people I know who have military experience and commence the operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683902
aye aye sir

>>12683888
>She likes a marathon first thing in the morning.
>As a warmup.
>And when she's done, you need to play with your growing pack of daughterus.
>God help you.

sounds pretty good to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683899
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683858
Disagree, too animalistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683869

I want to fuck the smug out of that reality warping bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683904
It was the biggest debacle.
First it was a cow so it made sense and was okay.
Then everyone had a choice on Muscle Spider or Fat Spider and Fat Spider Won, that's when hell broke loose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683916
pls do not bully

Chesires are supposed to bully you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683871
I know. How can you deny the love your daughteru has for you? Who in their right mind wouldn't want to forge everlasting bonds with his daughteru? Madmen, all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683858
Can I cut off her upper body and transplant it onto a smaller frame?

I'd like to be able to cuddle, but the t-rex legs and tail have to go for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683918

No you don't get it. I want to fuck the smug out of her after being bullied by pressing down on the small of her back right above her tail.

That's one of a cat's most powerful erogenous zones and i'm sure that it'd make her go full Niagra Falls on the floor/ceiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683918
Says who? Bullying is a two way street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683918

Cheshire gives the impression of being a massive tease. It could be equally fun and annoying to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683918
I want to play with her ears.

They look so soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683878
>chocolate tits

It's milk anon, milk!

We already have too many tan and chocolate gods as it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683928
I suppose that's one reason I could never deal with Cheshire. I'd probably take her teasing at face value w/o realizing that she was teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683920
Anon, she has tiny hugs, she's unable to hold hands with you or hug you with them. Straddling you in her legs is her only way to show her affection. Can't you let her have that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683934
Nope, it's canon now. Her tits are made out of chocolate and they melt in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683938
Than we shall paizuri in the shade.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly my biggest problem with the encyclopedia girls is that since alot of them are half human half beast there isnt enough delicious monster ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683916
>>12683918
>>12683924
>>12683928
>>12683927

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683607
>not all mothers

So long as the husband is not in the picture I suppose. Or he's okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683934
>"Mooooh~. Do I have to wear this? It feels...embarrassing."
"Don't worry, you look fine. Besides, it's part of the ceremony."
>"...Well, I would like to be a daughter of Hathor."
"You will make for a great daughter of Hathor. One of the best."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683937
Nasty, stop posting please.

>>12683850
This is bad, and you should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Awesome new(ish) Kunoichi art.
Robutts.
Anonymoose is taking a hiatus after the posting of the epilogue to his saga.
Monstergirl parallel universes. Fantasy, scifi, or mundane?
/mgt/ visit monstergirl planets. Sometimes, they even manage to leave some planets.
Kitsune videogame emulation.
Inari, kitsune and kumiho WAM wrestling.
Nanashi, the magical short-tempered chuuni werewolf.
/mgt/ discusses religion. Polite conversation ensues.
Caption Anon creates a chesire caption.
Obsessive shirohebis and biting werewolves.
/mgt/ discusses enslavement and dependency.
Going insane by staying too sane in Wonderland.
Manticore removes her venom glands for her husbando.
.less draws Bullet (BlazBlue) as a jinko.
Amaterasu milk and Hathor cookies.
/mgt/ goes slutty for their favourite monstergirls.
Young Moth-chan joins Monstergirl Kindergarten?
/mgt/ sexualises guns. So basically just /k/ with more tits and less bestiality. Mostly.
Trader Anon continues his Naval Adventures, with updated recap.
Punaldin updates Paladin Reintegration Program.
Monstergirl highschool harems.
Shirohebi sings a lovely song.
Dragon families and adopted dragon daughterus.
STAN the skeleton computer has a bone to pick.
Glorious dancing Miia graces the thread.
Keep your gargoyles away from potential harpy perching points to avoid any unnecessary mess.
Scientist wurm conducts wurmhole science.

Any bright ideas which've been posted recently, feel free to reply with so they can be put here: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Hopefully this "list" will fill out soon: http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk

Am I obsolete now?

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2974636

For science

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683944
Out of curiosity, which would you like to see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683950
pls do not bully the t-rex chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
you forgot kitsune-de-lolification. that was the best one man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
Nope. Never.
We loev you Recap-anon.
Just don't go near STAN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
>Spoiler
Of course not.
You don't type like a faggot.
I like reading your Recaps, Recap-Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683878
>were sheep has lots of wool and looks fat

Man the summary to that doesn't do the cute justice.

I'm tempted to go back and make a threadcap of those posts about the wildcard foreign exchange student Weresheep who shaves off parts of her wool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
You forgot gamer gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
other summaryfag here
it's ok we can do it together
will you be my waifu, recap-anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
>/mgt/ goes slutty for their favourite monstergirls.
>RecapAnon recapped something I started
Yaaaaaaay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683944
Then you aren't looking hard enough.

>>12683945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRdXGBUJfMs

0:22

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
We still love you RecapAnon.
Stay with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683956
Thank You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
I just noticed one of my ideas is on the "Unfulfilled Dreams" list.

I got my Apophis-Wight thing done by an artist.
I shall see this one done too!

But by whom...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683953
One day we're going to go Mystery Box and get something bad anons.

I just know it, something terrible, like get turned into Alps then raped by a Roper and turned into one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683956
Whoops.
Don't know how I missed that. >>12674235

>>12683961
I seem to have this weird problem where I can find one Gamer Gazer post, and completely miss it every other thread.

>>12683963
Sure.
Now bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683960
Found it.

>>12680413
>>12680423
>>12680439
>>12680516

[Anonymous No.]

You walk into the dark room, the only light comes in from the doorway.
You can make out the furnishings chests dressers and a small four poster bed with a lump in it.
Slowly you make your way over to the bed and see a small feathery head sticking out. and smile.
She always looks so cute curled up like this sleeping so soundly.
Gently you sit down on the bed next to her and her gentle blue eyes open and look at you.
"How are you feeling little one? " you ask her

She blushes lightly and says "I am feeling better now that you are here, I am sorry I am sick...
You hold up your hand stopping her from finishing.

"It is alright" you tell her "you are my Kikimora maid, let me take care of you sometime.

She smiles and hugs into you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683975

Violated in every orifice. By a Roper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
>Going insane by staying too sane in Wonderland.

I made the list again! VGTG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683976
>>12673403

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683979
My heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683979
My maid is a loli kikimora and I want her to feel better so I can make her my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683979
Be the maid for the kikimora. Wait on her hand and foot, and kiss her forehead often.

It's the only reasonable thing to do here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683975
>Being turned into an Alp
>Bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683953
Should have gone specific with the elementals. Undine when starting out for gentle, loving coaching, then Ignis for brutal, bestial, lust addled sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683985
>>12683986

Or make her a masochistic kikimora as discussed earlier (though the posts seem to have been deleted up during the drama purges by Janet). You can be as mean as you want and she's still happy. Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
Quoted twice by recap anon

I deed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683985
>loli kikimora

But how can she take care of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683993
Maybe Janet doesn't like the thought of you being that way to Kikimoras?
Ever think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
>>Going insane by staying too sane in Wonderland.
Nay, my boys. If you wish to return from the rabbit's hole with your sanity intact, you must embrace insanity.
Take it in your arms. Become one with it. And make sure you don't eat a jalapeno before eating out the poor girl, you'll kill her.

Only then can you learn to go with the flow. Learn to survive. Learn to stay sane in an otherwise insane world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683995
By being cute.

Emotional help is still help anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683995
Just because she's a loli doesn't mean she can't be a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683993
Since you brought it up, and the thread was dying when I posted it.

http://pururin.com/gallery/170/mai-dog-love.html

http://pururin.com/gallery/2736/mai-dog-love-3.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683996

As we speculated earlier: Janet IS a masochistic kikimora. Wading knee-deep through shit(posts) and mopping up without pay? How can you not be a masochist and do that.

Plus, we all know that 90% of nobles are abusive and dismissive towards servants in high fantasy settings. Pretty much all kikimoras gotta be masochistic at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683987
>Anon is turned into an Alp
>Alp Anon is immediately raped by a Roper
>Then converted into a mindless Roper

This doesn't seem very good anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683997
You've got it wrong. OUR world is insane. Wonderland is completely normal.

[Anonymous No.]

What if there was a Phase 4 Alp whose free of inhibitions and can do what they want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683995
A loli Kikimora can learn in spite of her small stature.

It builds character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683999
Can she reach a countertop? Can she cook? Make a bed by herself and make sure your clothes are ready for the day? Just seem unfair to make a loli a maid. If it's like >>12683998 says then I can see it working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684008

So basically a Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684008
But those don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684008
>Phase 4
Phase 4 doesn't exist. Isn't that just a Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684011
Worse.
They're a level of Succubus beyond a Succubus.
We'll call them Succubi 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684010
She can TRY to do those things, only for her master to end up helping her in the end.
And she gets paid in headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683990

I could've, but didn't. Because I can't into writing something like that.

A Roper violating every orifice of your body to include your ears, nostrils, and mouth. I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684004
The roper queen was by far the best fallen maiden, so there might be some merit to it.

At least it's not the saddest MG by far, parasite slime. The poor thing isn't even a girl, it's stuck being a slime chair while its "host" is having the time of her life.

We should get KC to retcon it so that the parasite slime can replicate the feminine form of its host after a while. None of this "you can feel how horny your host is but you are still stuck as a shapeless blob" shit. That's far too cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683995
Nigga you saying lolis can't be competent maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683994
>tfw mentioned the past two threads
On the one hand I'm happy, but on the other hand I've clearly lost control of my life if this gets me so excited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684023
Dude, I lost control of my life a long, LONG time ago. Like, middle school long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684016

It all ties into the all-kikis-are-masochist theory. She tries and fails, and gets "punished" with spankings and what this guy said.

>>12684001

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684019

>Roper
>Best at anything

But it's a fucking wriggling mass of parasitic tentacles coming out of a poor woman's body.

That still sounds like a better bad end than getting your soul sucked through your dick by a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684010
All of those things can be solved with the simple application of a foot stool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684018
And this is why I burn ropers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684015
How slutty are they?

>>12684022
I guess I am, and that's a teenager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684029
I'm not sure, and I worry, about the strain placed on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684035
If you sweat, even a little bit, they will smell it from their office and will come home from work early just so they can ride you for 6 hours straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a friend who turns into and alp
>Needs spiritual energy
>"I-im not doing this because i want to or anything, im gonna die without it!
>Constantly stutters n-no homo during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684037
And God forbid you ever fap again without her immediately knowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684019
>recton

Why? If we have no shit tier girls how are we gonna appreciate the good ones?

I'd fuck a parasite slime though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684031

>You try to object to her advances, sticky tentacles wrap around your feet and trip you up
>The morass of slime beneath you sticking like a pest trap
>More tentacles flow out from her body as she straddles your cock, her feminine liquids and oozing Roper lubrication allowing the lips of her sex to glide effortlessly along your shaft
>Tentacles are tickling your earlobes, one abjecting to your nostrils as you sniff it away
>She extorts a kiss from you, her tongue-tentacle wrapping around yours as she smiles
>"Don't worry love, i'm not a degenerate like a Kraken. Your ass is safe. But the rest of you? Ufufu, that's fair game"
>You will never melt in the pleasure of her embrace as tentacles surround and do their work on you both

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684019
>retcon
Shit-tier monstergirls are a necessary evil, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Defending ropers and parasite slimes
Don't make me waste an image to post Luka with a molotov cocktail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684038
That's when you take charge and nibble her neck while picking fun at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684051
Whoa hold up I don't really browse these threads but are you hating on slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684016
>>12684028

>Loli-Kiki tries to put a stack of plates away on top shelf, standing in tippy-toes on a wooden footstool.
>Tilts the stack upwards onto the shelf and pushes
>The stack begins tilting sideways, Loli-Kiki shifts her position on the stool, but loses her balance along with her grip on the plates.
>They all break.
>Loli-Kiki hears the sound of Master's footsteps approaching to investigate the noise. Hides in pantry.
>Master finds Kiki-Loli peeking her head through the pantry doorway at the back of the kitchen
>"Kiki, I'm disappointed in you. Wait for me in the Punishment Room. I'll be along momentarily."
>Loli-Kiki blushes and nods in affirmation. She's trembling in both dread and anticipation.
>As soon as Loli-Kiki is out of the Master's sight, she smiles to herself.
>Justasplanned.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684037
>>12684039
You know, we need boundaries. There are times a man just wants to fap to some porn and not have his hips burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684051
You can just delete it later. Let's not have what happened last thread happen again. We should try to be at 150 image posts or so once we're art a thousand or so posts. 200-230 at 2000 posts and then the rest. Why is it so hard to delete unnecessary images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684060
Parasite Slimes are completely different entities in comparison to your regular Slime variant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684063
She's gonnna get a stern talking to.

She's a kid, I'm not gonna be too harsh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684038
>/fit/ Anon bangs Alps like this
>Other Anons and /fit/ constantly calling it gay
>Anon insist that Alps are still girls
>They don't care, they still call Anon a gayboi for banging level 1 Alps
>Eventually it starts to become bothersome
>Stops banging the Alp out of pressure
>She cries and guilt trips Anon into sex again
>Anon goes to sleep
>Then wakes up an Alp
>Anon curses out everything because he just got mind tricked into Alpification
>Rage posts at /fit/ and other anons
>"Tits or GTFO!"
>Shows a picture of his tits +middle finger alongside a pic of his old swole body
>/fit/izens cry over losing Zyzz 2.0
>Then fap to /fit/ as fuark Alp's tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684048
>your ass is safe

And my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951

>best wolfu mentioned
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684063
Crap, meant to quote
>>12684026

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684077
That's terrible. Fucking monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684077
What about a parasite slime who was truly in love with you and possessed a girl just so that you would love her?

>Pink slime slowly oozing from her ears and eyes at times
>Everytime she smiles you can see some of it in her mouth sloshing aimlessly.
>She shambles more than walks without any real coordination, only smart enough to follow you
>She seems amazed anytime you show her something, mostly because she's never entered a house before
>Whenever she tries to cuddle she drapes her arms over you and sloppily rubs herself against you
>Her speech is slurred as the slime still does its best to get the hang of manipulating vocal chords
>"I... Ruv... Einon..." "Hug..." "Phulease... No... Bully..." "Can't... Talk well... Yet"

As time goes by her motor skills and and speech improves and soon you can't even tell her apart from a real person, in the end it's not her fault that her instincts require a host for her to function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684055

>"I'm only doing this because I need the mana! No because I like you!"
>She's straddling you, barely with your cock near her sex
>Sigh at her being so defensive about it, press down on the small of her back and split her virgin Alp pussy in two, the tight walls clamping down HARD on your dick
>She starts bopping you over and over telling you to "DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE!"
>Wait a minute as she adjusts, begin to thrust
>She starts matching your cadence as the squelching noises increase from her juices leaking out and coating your cock from base to glans
>Your balls feel like bowling balls, and she screams at the top of her voice when you hilt yourself inside of her, spilling a massive amount of semen inside of your Alp friend
>Wake up the next morning, she's wearing your t-shirt, loosely hanging around her shoulders
>You can see a little bit of breasts
>"Don't get cocky, that was just a one time thing. I totally didn't enjoy that at all. It was so... gross."
>"Yet you were moaning loud enough that my parents heard you, and you were plenty affectionate with me afterwards. All snuggly and wanting kisses."
>"... Shut up!"
>Her face is beet red

>>12684089

Don't tell me you actually enjoyed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684095
Is that supposed to be sweet? In love or not, she still consumed and broke an innocent girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>http://pastebin.com/tJgb2gpr
That Toddler Jinko os pretty fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

You walk into the laboratory and see her at the desk as her form is slumped over the keyboard again, sleeping.
You can't help but smile, her glasses have fallen off onto the desk and her hair is a long mess.

You gently kiss her on the cheek waking her up, rewarding you with her wonderful smile.
She slowly sits up and hugs into you and you hold her close ruffling up her hair
"Dinner time sexy one" you tell her. "Come get some while its warm"
She grins at you and says "Its' right here" and moves in to kiss you.

Life with Scientist Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684063
She needs spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684102
I'm saying I don't want her to do "that" to my dick.

As for enjoyment, I AM into reverse rape anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684105
>http://pastebin.com/tJgb2gpr

I'm not sure if it's going to be a healing arc (closure with some past event) or prelude to taking relationship to next level (preggers/adoption).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684110

No, there will be no doing of "that" to your dick. There will be plenty of melting into the sea of her love, until neither of you are sure what fluid you're coated in. Whether it be slime, semen, girlcum, or a combination of all three.

But just think of the captive audience in the Lilim with her Beelzeboot flavored popcorn.

[Anonymous No.]

But does she have beer and nachos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684038
>Alpness grows more intense
>Grows increasingly teasing about it
>"We're just doing this to feed me right? I mean theres no way you actually enjoy it when i swing my hips like this right Anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683951
>Amaterasu milk and Hathor cookies.

You got that backwards my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684102
>She's wearing your T shirt, loosely hanging around her shoulders
Oh fuck you, Anon. It was all fun and games until you mentioned one of my fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684132
Sssslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684141
It's not slutty if it's just for you

[Anonymous No.]

I see our awesome Janitor cleaned up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684132
All this lewd Alp talk is confusing my brain and my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684154
Don't let it confuse you anon.

Just a friend or family member of yours that turned alp and plow her until she goes Stage 3.
Then you'll be the one getting fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684158
Asswings are such a turn off dood.
I don't care how much beer and nachos she has.
Asswings are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684170
That's alright, stage 3 can retract or move them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684136
>Amaterasu milk
What would this taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684170
>insulting the cutest wings

You don't deserve one anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684139

But it's still fun and games.

>"Why are you wearing that?"
>"All my other clothes were dirty, and this one had a certain... appeal to it."
>"Don't tell me this is one of those 'It smells like my lover' moments."
>"Shut up! Idiot! I was just wanting to see how small i'd gotten!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684180
Tell you what.
Make you a deal.
You take all the ALPs.
I'll take the foxes. dragons, dark elves......

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684183
>Dark Elves.

I'll take those alps, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684090
Dire wolfu best wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683717
>Carrying a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684190
Never heard of a forklift before?

[Anonymous No.]

You go to monster girl speed dating, what monster girls do you meet?

>CC chuuni vampire that things talking like a stereotype of herself is legitimately cool

>Dormouse that can't last two minutes without nodding off

>Medusa that has a thing for YOUR hair, especially if it's long

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684170
>dood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684198

Take a page from Nyanon's CYOA.
>Doormouse
>Go back to her place
>Wait until she falls asleep
>Leave her with a creamy filling and a bun in the oven
>Take blackmail photos
>???

Your imagination is the limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684202

>Not recognizing Prinny speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684181
Anon please, spare me and my dick

[Anonymous No.]

The thing that turns me on about alps isn't really the reverse trap or the body transformation. That's cool too, but it takes second place for what really makes them stand out for me.

It's watching them slowly succumb to monster instinct.

Imagine it, your once burly and incredibly masculine friend is suddenly a tiny flat-chested girl who clings on to her baggy jeans and oversized shirts as if that somehow makes her the man she used to be. Maybe she seems a lot more insecure or maybe she still tries to scream obscenities in the now lithe voice that sounds like it should be singing in the choir instead.

You both agree not to make your relationship weird, then one day she breaks down and begs you, her cheeks flushed and the moisture pooling on her skin along with lubrication dripping down her thighs. She needs cum, not just because her mind's been making her think that it'd be delicious, but because her biological functions depend on it. After a few moments of awkward consideration and several attempts by her to rip off your pants you finally relent and she goes to town immediately, you don't even last a minute before exploding in her mouth and watching her eyes glaze over with pleasure.

Since that moment her descent speeds up exponentially. Jeans and shorts turn into long skirts and tight sweaters, and soon after even those turn into zettai ryouiki and tops meant to show as much skin as possible. She still treats sex as if it were disgusting, but you can see her blush and drool whenever the time comes, and she doesn't object to taking it vaginally either "It's only feeding" she claims while licking her fingers.

Slowly your relationship shifts from friends to close companions and then without skipping a beat she's making out with you on your couch and rubbing herself against your knee with wild abandon. She suddenly talks about living together and if you'd like her if she had a bigger chest, a loving smile on her face as she does so.

That's why I love alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684183
Dark Priests, Kikimoras and Oomukades are mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684198
>CC vampire
Perfect.

>Chuuni
You fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684214
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684225
It's speed dating, do you expect monsters that could find men another way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684219
You're a bad friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684232
Well, it is monstergirl related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684235
But there's nothing wrong with the Medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684240
What if it's downright creepy obsession and she wants to braid it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684236
>not fucking your friend turned alp

No, you're a bad friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684216

>She starts acting more distant from you, hanging out with her "seniors", the group of Succubae that had always belittled you
>She comes back more confident than ever
>"I've finally found a way to not need you anymore! It's fairly simple, but i'm not sure an idiot like you will understand."
>Glare at her, the cocky little Alp that had been your friend, the one who's virginity you took
>Lift your shirt up, letting her get a good view of your body, pull the fabric away from you before bringing it down above her head and to her back in a swift *fwump*
>"I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak louder, i'm afraid I can't hear you."
>"L-l-let me out, you idiot!"
>"Mm, no can do. I don't spreckenzy the same lingity as you Succubae. You're gonna have to say it in plain English."
>"You're suffocating me, you digusting pig!"
>Let her out from underneath, her entire face is flushed red, her nipples poking out from the white fabric of her new blouse, cat calls from the Succubae across the yard
>"Wooo! Lovebirds!"
>"Looks like we got one who can't even charm her man!"
>Spend the rest of the day in silence with your friend, she tries to return the shirt to you from the morning.
>"I don't need it, you keep it."
>"Think of it as a momento, or a dowry."
>"... Y-you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684198
I'll take the vampire.

>>12684219
>this entire post
It makes me question my sexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684179
Orange Creamsicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684246
That would be hard, since my hair is pretty damn short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684252
Its not gay to want to fuck a hot as fuck girl who also happens to be a total bro. If anything its the straightest you can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684219
This seriously gay shit. Fuck alpfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684256
Creamy filling, you say? Better sure you get the right kind. See:
>>12684205

I bet they have both flavours of cream, one for MGs and one for men. Check the box before you buy!

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who really wants a blonde, drill haired Kejourou who gives the most heavenly drilljobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684205
>Leave her with a creamy filling and a bun in the oven
>Take blackmail photos
This is not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684265
>Wanting to have oral and vaginal intercourse makes you a homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684259
>"Short? That's not a problem Anon, we can just grow it out until those luscious locks are draping the floor. Yesss"

>"Don't worry about keeping it clean, I'll be exclusively handling it from now on. We'll just hop in the shower together a few times a day to do... stuff."

>"You worry to much. Who cares what others think about your hair as long as I like it? Is there someone else who would be stroking it? Are you hiding something?"

>"Of course you aren't. Now put on this wig while we wait for it to grow long and delicious."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684269
Sounds amazing.
Would she have drills like pic related?
http://www.zerochan.net/127270

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684271

'magic' post-op is still post-op

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684095
I headcanon that this is what parasite slimes are like anyway, so 10/10 good taste
Although I could do without the slime oozing from her eyes, frankly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684225
Oh come on, you wouldn't want a vampire that speaks like Bram Stoker's?

>I bid thee welcome to mine abode. Please, sit. Drink? You'll need your strength for what's to...come. Nervous? Don't be. Look at me. Is it frustrating, to be forced down by such belittling eyes? To become excited at the thought of becoming no more than a fleshy rod for my pleasure? Sink, sink, no matter how weak you are, no matter how many times, I'll pull you back up. I'll make you a man worthy, for me to bear your child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684236
>Feeding a succubus who begs for your semen is bad
>Helping a friend who just had his life turned upside down is bad

you are sad little man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684269
>Drill Hair
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684269
I'd rather she be platinum haired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684236
>>12684247
You're taking advantage of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684219
Well, you just described why I like succubisation.
So when it's a chick slowly succumbing to [spoilerDemonic Energy[/spoiler] MAMANO MANA you get the same grudging cumsluttery with none of the gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684095
I more preferred the dual-mind headcanon for Parasite Slimes, kinda like the succubus possessed GF, if anyone remembers that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684290
No anon, she's taking advantage of me for being so cute and fuckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684038
if one of my (gay) friends turning into a succubutt, as long as they looked the part i don't think i'd mind

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Blue Dragons are smart, beautiful, polite and superior to fire-starting, hot-tempered, barbaric Red Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684277
i was thinking more like this http://imgur.com/euzm1di but thats fine too.

>>12684287
platinum blonde is one of the best hair colors, gotta admit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684300
Daily reminder that Undead Dragons are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684270

Don't worry. If doujins are any indication, she'll end up smiling and loving it before the end, making double peace-signs while being filmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684198
please stop using the word chunni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684205
I'd a bun in the oven but no blackmail.
Sleepy mouse is second best mouse
I'd never beat a Hinezumi anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684202
Never heard of Prinnys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684302
Spoken just like a skeleton that was summoned by an Undead Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684307

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0

>Hinezumi

It makes me sad to know I will never be alpha enough to get into a martial arts fight with one to this song in an overplayed Street Fighter volcanic region.

Only for it to end in passionate sex, with our mutual climaxes synchronizing perfectly with a fucking volcano erupting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684086
>This post pegging >>12684252 >>12684265 >>12684292 >>12684278 perfectly

Better watch out, fucking Alps then telling 4chan might make you into an Alp too!

It's contagious like Ebola!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684312
Off to Big Gay Alps Big Gay Sanctuary with you!

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a sadistic deredere vampire waifu, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684312
I don't think "Weresheep Incubi" exist.

I'm under the impression you actually want monsterboys to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684317
>sadistic
>deredere

wut

[Anonymous No.]

I just like reverse traps. If that makes me gay then I'll fuck you in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684312
But Ebola give you superpowers.

How do you explain Nigerians winning every Olympics that involves running?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684317
>tfw no Vampire Mistress to worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684318
gonna be honest with you, i'd love to marry a dragon and one day wake up with wings or razor claws. that'd be beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684318
Not that guy, but given the amount that Alps and best-friend TF is brought up in these threads, I think many folks here are at least bisexual, or intro traps at the very least. Though given the hivemind will declare anything even remotely unpopular as "shitposting", I suspect they'd never openly admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684323
Lions, hippos, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684312
You're braking tha Ruuuurs! anon. MonsterGIRLS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684324
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684319
Take Akeno Himejima as an example (who is technically a monster girl).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684324
Go watch princess resurection

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684307
Not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684329
Don't type like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684331
>Akeno Himejima
never seen that show. what's she like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684331
I would take Grayfia Lucifuge anyday , and everyday, and all day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684336
>>12684317
Minus the vampire part with %100 more ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684336
Go.
Watch it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684219
I'd love to have a First Person story of an anon turning into an Alp and slowly succumbing to his succubi desires.

It's all my fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684333
If doujin teaches you anything, if you can't beat a girl, you either drug her or take a hostage and then follow these steps starting from #4.
>>12684205

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684325
>>12684327
If monstergirls were to give birth to incubi, they'd look like normal human dudes. They'd just inherit a trait or two (Or no trait at all depending on the MG) quicker when they find a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684318
>monster boys

Eww no, it's related to that conversation about how the endgame of MGE (monsters winning) would involve Incubi children being born with lesser traits of their mother. Like small horns, fluffy ears, or some other monster trait, but only one of the traits and to a far lesser extent than the mother.

If a Weresheep Incubi suddenly turned into an Alp, then it makes sense that they would gain all the Weresheep's original look, like horns, tail, fluffyness, ect.

It's just that they'd also have all the Alp problems compounded onto it. Thus, a Weresheep Alp.

>>12684329
That is a monster grill.

I think. I mean it looks like one since it has breasts, christ it's not like I have a profile or something on hand for a random picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684335
He's breaking the rules.

Does this mean Scanty and Kneesocks are faggots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684332
Nice, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684346
That's a dude. Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684346
Incubi don't have physical traits.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to be an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684346
>monster boys
>Eww no
Those are monsterboys Anon, no matter how much you try to pussyfoot around it.

Anyways, an MG would always give birth to a default Incubus, as in a normal dude with a higher libido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684355
Go away, we already had our daily shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684346
It's a male. Delete it if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684353
Because normal Incubi are just corrupted humans.

The question was if Incubi born from actual monster girls would inherit any traits at all, which could or could not happen since it's different than normal.

I'd like to think yes.

>>12684352
Gelbooru doesn't have any trap tags, one of the tags is even Goat Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684318
>>12684345
>>12684346
>>12684357
That reminds me of the possibilities of monstergirl breeding. Choose your canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684362
>male
>clearly has budding breasts.

Anon you're being sensationalist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684363
>I'd like to think yes.
Then you'd have "hybrid" abominations.

Like that "Blue Oni Wurm Incubus" faggotry from the previous thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684363
Things get mislabeled all the time. That. Is. A. DUDE.

[Anonymous No.]

And then there's this faggot forcing a discussion about monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

I could never marry an alp. Not because of the whole male to female shit that you autists like to get angry about.

Imagine how terrible it would be if your mother were an alp? Holy shit the amount of bullying that a kid would suffer because their mother was at one point a man would be hilarious and terrifying.

I could never do that to my children, better off just marrying a nice shirohebi or an oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684371
>forcing a discussion

And there is the flagship phrase of bitch-kun. Welcome to the conversation.

Are you ready to shitpost until the mods finally erase everything so that you can claim that x thing only brings shitposting which you perpetuated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684372
In the MG world, you'd have all sorts of crazy as parents. Slime, ghosts, dolls, snakes, dragons, dogs, cats, cows... I don't think an Alp would stand out much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684372

You literally cannot tell the difference between a Stage 3 Alp and a Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684372
>Ever letting people find out.
>Not just saying she was a tomboy that got succubized

It's really not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684372
How the fuck would anyone find out? Anyways, can't she just pummel the shit out of the kids bullies in order to protect her little boy?
>>12684373
>le bitch-kun bogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684373
Monsterboys are not okay, don't even try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684373
First time I'm called bitch-kun. I suppose it was my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684364
it's SCIENCE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684378
>her little boy
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684375
Shape of the spadetail, horns and wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684383
Her adopted runt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684381
Welcome to the club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684384
I think an Alp can magically alter the look of those to suit their needs, just like any normal. Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684357
>Those are monsterboys Anon

Stab in the dark here but do you consider MGE Incubi to be monster boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684380

See

>>12684327

I mean, given how damn often alps come up we either have a handful of VERY dedicated enthusiasts or maybe they are more accepted than you'd care to admit. But like many other topics in the very insular /mgt/ community, they probably aren't broached directly due to the reactionary drama.

Let's be honest, MGs are basically the perfect lovers and fantasy fulfillment. You can't believe gay folks wouldn't want the equivalent as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684385
You and I are friends now, very good friends. So tell me about his succubutt nee-san who protects him from the bullies but also keeps him from having friends because she's worried one will go alp for him like alpmom did for daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684391
Nah. There's just that faggot trying to push them as your typical cosplay-tier fuccboi when born to monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684392
It's the former. And kinda hard to believe there would be many gay folks here when the setting is directed at heterosexual males. Alps are one thing, monsterboys are never okay however, but go ahead if you want the thread to burn. And it will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684391
MGE Incubi are dudes who look like a normal human but with a longer lifespan and stronger sexual power, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>Daddy?

[Anonymous No.]

EVERYONE! Fujoshit kun's in the thread, you know what to do!

[Anonymous No.]

So here's a question for you, /jp/

if the girl that you were dating, who is a succubus, announced to you one day that she was actually an alp, what would you do?

this is not the type of alp where one of your bros magically grows a rack. this is the type of alp who turns into an alp because she was once a man, who didn't feel quite so comfortable in a man's body. your traditional transvestite turned into a succubus.

assumingly she/he became an alp because it was the best way of adopting a female body.

Said alp, in her current form, looks exactly like any other succubus, with no alternate features whatsoever. She's got functioning female organs (can give birth) and has a female voice to complement her obviously feminine appearance.

And no, she won't turn you into an alp unless you want here to. Because you're into that I guess.

Would you a full alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684400
I'm actually not into monster boys myself. I'm just trying to be an objective observer. And remember, this is /mgt/, not a MGE thread. I thought the consensus was around here that, "whatever canon you want in your head, is the canon you can have".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684391
No, just humans with an upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684405
>R-Rapebaby numero once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684028
>But it's a fucking wriggling mass of parasitic tentacles coming out of a poor woman's body.
That's only if the girl is opposed to the roper. If she's willing, though? Now that would be a recipe for success.

Imagine a shy, reserved childhood friend, the type who would be a class president, were you not the only two schoolkids in the small, secure human town you live in. She's always stuck with you, and you've come to regard her as a little sister, so when she got sick and stopped meeting you for a while, you obviously got worried and came to visit. Her room smells a bit funny, though - sweat is not out of ordinary for a fevered girl, but you're pretty sure there's something else.

More worrying is the fact that, instead of resting, the girl is sitting beside her bed and - wait a minute, did you never notice it before puberty hit, or were her breasts always this big? Her hips this wide? Though you can't see clearly behind her coke-bottle glasses, you think that you even see a hint of a predatory glint in her eyes, but you don't have the time to question her because that clumsy, slow girl reaches you and pushes you down with inhuman speed, and you note that her soft, pillowy breasts, now pressed firmly against your body, are indeed larger than they've been. You're somewhat relieved to see that the familiar, flowery scent of her shampoo is still there - but you also notice that it's now mixed with something new and arousing.

You hear her whispering into your ear, her voice taking a soft, seductive tone that the shy girl wouldn't be caught dead using before, and she tells you that she was given a gift by a traveling young lady, and that she first had reservations about using it, but now she feels better and thinks clearer and has a resolve stronger than ever and she loves you and she will make you hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684403
This doesn't sound very legit. It's just a inhuman lifespan and better sexual ability?

I mean it's definitely not human but I thought there was more to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684408
Not anyone in this conversation but the consensus is like what you like and canon what you canon but DON'T BRING UP CERTAIN THINGS HERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684413
You feel her inching closer to you, not crawling, but oozing - her legs, suspended in a thick layer of her own secretions, now serve no purpose other than to please you, her chosen husband. You feel her breasts, covered in glistening slime and practically bursting out of her bra, press ever closer against you, and in an instant, you see the newborn roper slip out of all her clothing at once, her body turning into slime for a moment before rematerializing as a stunningly attractive and completely naked human girl.

You feel her lips, as pink and dainty as you remembered and as soft and warm as you imagined, meet yours, your saliva mixing with her slime as you share your first kiss. You feel the girl's body shudder, a mere kiss enough to drive her oversensitive body into orgasm, and you hear a squelching sound as her slime develops into four thick, club-like appendages. You see one of the tentacles reach to the ground, pick up her fallen glasses and place them on, while the remaining three lock you into place with equal ease, and her slimy lower half rises to position her over you - all without the girl even moving a finger.

You see the slime around her legs swirl and solidify, taking the shape and consistency of thighhighs, while her body materializes a white, skin-hugging school swimsuit. You feel the girl's body getting warmer, and look down to see that her already substantial chest is growing before your very eyes, her tight school swimsuit stretching even more as her breasts absorb layers of her slime. "I've studied what you like." you hear her saying - her voice now back to what you've used to, quiet and with a hint of shyness that you've always found cute. "I am inexperienced, but please use me as you wish."

And you're saying the correct response to this would be running away screaming like a pansy instead of giving her the tender love she deserves, ignoring her "just as planned" expression and the fact that she's high-fiving her roper tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684414
You also pick up minor traits of your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it when we talk about giants people jump to dominating and or Female Scott Steiners?
What about gentle giants who just want you to love them, and to have a big cute daughteru with and who makes you breakfast before realizing it's too big for you to actually eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684408
Anon, /mgg/ mgt/ whatever the fuck you want to call it, whatever headcanon you want to have, discussion of monsterboys is forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683955
Anyone can hook me up? Google did nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684407
Yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684407
I prefer Amazons and Lilims to be frank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684413
>>12684416

There's this thing called Pastebin, Ovaries.

[Anonymous No.]

And the giant fag showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684425
>>12684407
we all know that you might prefer a different type of girl, but let's just pretend here that you happen to be fucking a succubus. if you want that succubus to look like a shorter amazon, go ahead and pretend that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684405
Biological heating unit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684416
>>12684413
Good writing style.
Keep up the good work.

I felt drawn into the charater.

Nice reference to my fox merchant with her potions though. I am flattered

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684422
So what's the deal with all that BFF-guy-turned-Alp discussion we constantly get? Is it a special exception to the "no homo" rule like how Polt is an exception to the "no furry" rule? Or do most folks genuinely believe banging a guy/trap/transgender person is totally straight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684439
Oh, and nice bewbies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684440
No, most of the time the gay argument pops up, not everyone is happy with the discussion of alps either, but we focus on the fact that they become biologically female, a girl. It sort of gets a pass, but not really, I'm sure you can find the posts against it already in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684425
Amazoness >>> alpshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684414
They're demonic humanoids with an innately adaptive nature, heavily reliant upon whatever their waifu is.

Have a Succubus waifu? Or an elf or something basic like that? Probably won't change much more than pointy ears.

A mermaid, nereid or the like? Expect gills and webbed hands and feet.

Yuki-onna? Yeti? Thicker skin and hair for the harsh cold.

You get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684440
Question for you:
Mithra from FF11, do you consider them furry?

I do not.
I do not know if Polt would be 'furrier' or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684447
again, we all know you'd rather pick a natural female. BUT if that's the card you rolled, would you a full alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684451
Does she have beer and Nachos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684450
>Mithra
no, not furry. furries have fur all over, muzzles, perhaps animal genitals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684453
sure. she can have anything you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684450
Well, the art for Mirtha may have the cat-like nose, but they're almost always shown as having dark, smooth skin.

Crabman's art for Polt, however, always shows tufts of hair sticking out everywhere, suggesting that she's completely covered in fur head to toe (hence she's furry, but most definitions). Even if anon's colourizations of her black & white pics suggest otherwise. I think her bio also says she has more than one pair of nipples, but that they're covered by her fur, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684454
Mithras are covered with a light coat of fur.
Polt's is just more visible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684458
neither polt not mithras are furry. And even if polt was a furry I'd probably still fuck her.

I know, I know, OP is a furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684457
6 nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684448
I'm a strict adherent to the idea that only your penis gets altered by monster mojo. If you marry a yeti, your penis becomes hairy and cold. If you marry a dragon, your penis becomes scaly and can breathe fire. If you marry a queen slime, you grow multiple penises until you can dick the entire kingdom at once. If you marry a hobgoblin, your penis grows big tits. If you marry an arachne, your penis shoots web.

If you marry an ushi-oni, your penis shoots web and can recover from being cut off, and if your cum gets on anyone, they also become penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684460
I would do a white haired mithra anyday, anytime, anyplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684462
I laughed.
Then I stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684407
>Apls

Sleeker, smaller wings, downward facing tusks on them. Rounder, fatter bulb at the end of the tail. Horns point down.

>Succubus
Bigger bat like wings, tusks as well as horns point up, thinner spadetail, with some ridges on it.

There, never be fooled by an alp again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684462

Good thing there's no hedgehog girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684451
I know. Just felt like pointing that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684467
Lets have a suck off contest. ALP and a Succubus suck our dicks and we see who is better.
Science Dood!
It's the only way to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684467
...The point of that post wasn't that You couldn't tell them apart. The point of that post was that if you had an alp girl, WHO LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE ANY OTHER SUCCUBUS, would you fuck her, regular cannon be dammed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684469
Horitomo had one.

Also, if you marry a roper, your penis will grow penis tentacles, which will become affected by monster mojo and grow even more penis tentacles until you become a penis fractal. Ropers are good monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684473

Well, it seems most folks hate succubi (not sure if serious or just a meme), so they wouldn't keep her regardless if alp or full succubus.

But even baring that, it would depend on if you were in the proper MG world and you had your pick of any girl MG you wanted (thus could just date a "real" succubus), or if we're talking alp-or-nothing choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684472
Don't tempt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684136
Is it backwards though? Is it really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684482
Not him, but yes

[Anonymous No.]

You walk over to the local shrine to check up on the CC Shirobei and find she has fallen asleep and taking a nap in front of the main shrine.
You quietly walk up and sit down next to her, and watch her sleep.
She looks so beautiful that you realize you have been staring for a while at her.
She turns in her sleep and rolls into you, and slowly coils around you.
Her face gets a the cutest goofy smile you have ever seen.

Do you wake her up or let her sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684460
Mithras are debatable, there are various kinds. Polt is furry, no matter how liked she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684479
alp or nothing. All or none, you either get a winning lottery ticket or get cereal coupons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684490
What kind of cereal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684487
If polt is furry that's fine with me. I don't care how much fur she's got on her, she's attractive as it is and a very nice girl.

plus she got dat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684482
Cream-filled HathOreos?

Make sure you get the Maybell's Genuine Holstarious Cream (TM) filling, and not the... well... the other kind of cream described here.

>>12684205

... which is typically branded under "Man-licious!" (TM) or the "Semen-Licious-LITE!" (TM) low calorie labeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684492
You're choosing between the alp equivalent of a Christmas cake or an average human girl, so I'd say something like Honey Nut coupons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684486
I roll for initiative to wake her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684496
The ass is furry too, Anon. That picture is dated and incorrect.

That being said, I'd still a Polt. Even if she fits the bill for an anime furry, rather than a western furry, she's nowhere near as unappealing to me as some of the anime furrows I've seen.
But that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684486

I choose let her sleep, then >>12684205

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684507
>furrows

Furries. I meant "furries".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684375
>>12684388
See >>12684467

[Anonymous No.]

Would you support you're Monster daughteru dating another MG?
Would her mother support it?

[Anonymous No.]

"Now then class, we are going to cover human male anatomy, an area I am quite the expert at"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684198
Hopefully, I meet the doormouse before the Medusa, otherwise I'm screwed.
>>12684300
What about the ever elusive gold dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684504
>Rolling for initiative
>When you've obviously caught her flatfooted

Free action knigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684418
>>12684448
>Re-read last 100 posts or so
>Monster girls having Incubi children with minor traits is not okay and monsterboy
>Monster girls giving their Incubi husbandos minor traits is okay and not monsterboy

All right, which is it guys?

Either Incubi don't pull any traits from their monster girl waifu and remain corrupt humans or they do pull a trait from their monster girl waifu and become monster boys.

Because you don't just get elf ears and get to stay a corrupt "human", at least that's what I'm pulling from various anons standards of what is and what isn't human.

Alternatively there's a bunch of hypocrites which is equally plausible considering where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684486
Embrace her and fall asleep with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684508

Actually, scratch that. We all know CC women are baby-crazy. The blackmail thing would probably backfire and she'd just yandere stalk your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684511
>Yuri
This thread has been bait all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684511
>yuri


Door's right there motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684486
I'd probably fall asleep too. all that comfort will start to get me pretty drowsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684507
>>12684509
Dated and incorrect as it is, I still don't consider polt "furry" because she just doesn't look the case. Even with her updated art, she still has a humanoid face and humanoid feet and hands, so she's different than furry, I think.

caution, furry in image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684504
>>12684516

She becomes semi-conscious and pulls you into her, curling around you and mumbles something about "man around....place" before she falls back asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684512
slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684512
Never trust elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684515
Incubi are second half of the third race as part of the demon lord's master combining plan.

Humans Male+Female 1st
Regular Monsters Male+female 2nd

Monstergirls+Incubi 3rd

They're not human. KC just says they still look pretty human. Regular monsters are already pretty much extinct. Regular humans are next on the agenda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684522
You have several furry thresholds. You draw your line at the muzzle. I draw mine at the wet nose, which she does have.

She's a furry by my book and no amount of argument, short of "that's actually a badly drawn human nose", will convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684512
>B-b-but why do I have to be up here?
>Oh, Anon. You can't teach this subject without a model!
>Now be a dear and take off your pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684522
Wow, the guy who drew the image on the right sucks ass when it comes to foxes , and I am not into furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684515
We're just shooting the shit. But, for future reference, MGs can't have male sons, period. Some writefags and anons headcanon they can, but it's extremely rare, and they're born human. Some assign them traits of the mother, like super strength or a killer physique if born from an oni for example. There are two writefags total that have done this, Seafoam and one I don't remember now.

On the topic of incubi, they are just enhanced humans, greater durability, libio and the ability to manipulate DE. In time, a long time, they gain traits from their wives, like say, scales on the face for the husband of a lizardman. The transformation must not break 10?% or you're treading monsterboy territory. Basically, incubi are cosplay tier. Clear enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be eye-fucked by a Gazer.
>You will never then be literally eye-fucked by the same Gazer moments later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684524
Whispher into her ear "Ayy Lmao"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684536
I am prolly going to cause a crapstorm saying this, but I am fine with the cannon where MGs can have both sons and daughters but they breed true. either as MGs or human, no half breeds .
This is just my view. so don't shit post me for it, you don't have to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684524

Great, now how will we escape with the blackmail photos before she wakes up and sticks her yandere flame in you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684540
>You mean human sons or MG daughter are both possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684538
Xeno pls go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684522
The face really does make a huge difference. The whole lack of a muzzle manages to completely reshape what perceptions about her I might've otherwise had.

Y'know what? Lets just say it like this:
I've got a line which separates furry and non-furry. Call it a big fence, and Polt's on the non-furry side, leaning back against it. Not on the fence, but almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684511
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684543
No, I mean that they can have human daughterus and monstergirl sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684540

You are. Have you not been reading the thread? /mgt/ tolerates no deviation from its Official Orthodoxy (TM). No >10% furry, no traps, no yaoi, no yuri, no NTR, no mindbreak, and "No (Monster)Boys Allowed!"

Tolerate not the heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684532
>Now, these are a man's testicles! Note the erectile response when you fondle them!
>"A-aahn~"
>Ooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684536
In the future of the MGE though, Monsters are supposed to have male sons, Incubi sons.

Though this has only come up once as far as the profiles go. Troll profile. In the future where Trolls can have Incubi Sons, those sons will have Gnome Childhood Friends.

And that's just great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684537
I want the red one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684537
Classic White is very stylish, but I'd totally a Grey, Purple or Red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684553
Those heat up extremely easily and get angry much quicker.

Too be honest I've always been a sucker for the green ones, they're environmentally friendly and slightly genki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684543
Human sons/daughters or MG sons/daughters on some species, say fox women
lamias and such only have their species as offspring, and only as daughters.

Sounds strange I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684531
I have four lines which are illustrated by the image attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684547
Then keep that to yourself. It's been said, but monsterboys are not okay, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684553
>>12684555
I like to think they all have different personalities depending on their color.

Like the Pink one is intolerably cheery and happy, the red one is a fiery dominatrix and the brown one steals your wallet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684559

Well, that would defeat the purpose. I thought the hostility towards monster boys was them being competition (and physically superior) to your otaku self-insert guy. MGs would go after the males of species that can produces males instead of humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684545
polt leans against the fence because she's cool like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684549
>no mindbreak

You fucked up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684571
What's purple then?
Cause I think purple a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684563
A fox woman can have either fox or human children, no half breeds of either sex.
but those species that only have women only produce women of that species.
Did that clarify it a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684563
I think that makes sense, actually. I may be assuming, but I guessing your idea is that egg-laying monstergirls can only give birth to that monstergirl, right?
Only mammal-based monstergirls can give birth to human children.
Is that what you're saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684569
4 needs an addition "or both" at the end cause furries are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684577
Purple is probably incredibly lewd.

Or maybe just grape-flavored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684581
Bingo
and of either sex for the mammals.
I am willing to bet Creora's dad is a Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684547
>monstergirl sons
Okay, so they're born as sons, but after adulthood they start growing tits and eventually become monster girls. But even before that, they're exclusively interested in human men and will dress up as girls and pretend to be monster girls to get their asses railed. Monsterboyhood is contagious, so your wife also becomes a man for a couple of years if she ever gives birth to a monster son.

Also, the daughters can produce spirit energy and are coveted by monster girls as much as human men are, but they're without exception heterosexual and will have to be raped into lesbianism. If they ever have sex with a man, that man will become a monster girl of their mother's species.

Any idea how to make this any more of a clusterfuck? From what I can see, /mgg/ won't be satisfied with monster girl breeding systems unless they can breed shiny Ogre-Lich-Dragons with 31 in every IV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684563
Punctuation, I don't understand what you said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684576
Well, most folks seemed to be against >>12684205 and it's basically light mindbreak (blackmailing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684587
to be honest it was a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684569
It shouldn't say 10% furry, just 10%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684569
You got the source of that first image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684586
Imagine having a fox woman wife, you have 2 children, 1 is a fox girl the other a fox boy.
after a while she pops a 3rd child, its a human child.
She will never give birth to a half breed.

This would explain why some species need human males as there are none, and they always produce women offspring, such as Lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684582
this is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684594
lemme upload it here. Don't know the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684573
Did you misquote? It's about the setting falling apart. Why would MGs go after human men if there's males of their own kind? That and gay shit.That's why human sons born of MG are tolerated to an extent, MB are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684602
>>12684594
ah, here we are, nardack drew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684602
>>12684608
Grazie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684597
>>12684578
>>12684563

I get what he is trying to say, let me clarify.

A good number of Mgs can have children of either sex, they will either be pure human or pure whatever she is.

Fox woman example as shown.

Certain species of MGs will only produce females of their species,

As for them being egg layers this is an interesting idea in my Opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684589
Vanillafag cancer. Everyone here is nitpicky as fuck, some anons think it's okay for MGs to rape men, but not the other way around. Some like mindbreak, but hate corruption. Some hate futa yet fap to traps. It's a nightmare, I know,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684610
Yeah, that's what I meant!
I have been drinking, sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684586
>>12684587
>>12684597
>>12684610
Let's nip this in the bud. We're discussing monsterboys. End it, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684611
people who don't like raping the MG are "nitpicky"? ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684619
Yes, I have no idea why besides some who think it's "too real." Or only a gary stu could rape one, I hate those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684619
Well, given that about... I'd say at least half of all MGs are against-mens'-will rapists (either direct physical rape or chemical/magic/mind-control rape)... it is a bit of a double-standard

[Anonymous No.]

I am so vanilla compared to half of you guys, I like my equal relationships where we switch now and then .
Yes real sick stuff.

For the record I don't like rape, but I don't say anything so I can avoid shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684621
>>12684622
I remember the days when rapistfags would get shat on automatically and laughed out of threads. good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684625
And they will never return.

Rape the monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684630
Well, as long as you stick to your shitty MGs like cocatrices and alices, it's cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684625
At least we aren't futafaggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684625
Never understood that given a lot of KC's MGs (yeah, he's not the final word on MG canon, but lets face it, the MGE is the closest thing we have to a holy book) are basically rapebait, like the Hinezumi, Devil, Alice, Dormouse, Cocatrice, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684636
That's not really saying much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684638
I find it odd how two of three mice are rapebait, while the first big mouse was all about lolis gangbanging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684635
Bitch, I will rape whoever the fuck I want. I'll raid an amazon village with some bros and rape every single one in it. I'll dose a manticore with moth dust extract and fuck her pussy raw, paying no attention to the tail. I'll beat the shit out of a werewolf and have the pack face away and raise their asses for me to ravage. What makes you think you can tell me how to enjoy monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684638
>>12684640
Hinezumi really isn't all that rape baity.

I mean you'd have to kick her ass in order to even have the chance and I doubt there's many who can manage that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684643
well, go ahead and "rape" whomever you want in your little cringeworthy fantasies, I guess. different strokes etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684647
>cringeworthy fantasies

Where do you think you are, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684639
rapefags =/= futafags

[Anonymous No.]

You're no Rance, Rape Anon, I have my doubts in your ability to rape anything legitimately difficult to face in combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684652
Uh, where did I imply that?

You just said you're better than one of the worst of the fetishfags. That's not saying much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684655
Not even him but
>Reminded me that Rance OVA comes out next month
Fuck yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684655
And I care what you think why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684650
rapefags are pretty cringy, even for here. just read that guy's post again, it reeks of pathetic power fantasy

but let's stop talking about this shall we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684647
>>12684650

Might as well be calling other people on this thread "nerd!" or "loser!"

>>12684655
Are you kidding? MG chemical weapons must be dime-a-douzen for sale. Bottles of apophis venom, moth powder, manticore spines, alerune honey. It's like roofie heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684661
My point is that some guys says you can't rape the MG, I say I can. No you can't Gary Stu, and I say fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

How tall do you like your MGs?
I like them on the shorter side because I'm only 5"4 and I've been like this since my 2nd year of highschool ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684660
Why don't you go out and rape that Dragon who has been terrifying people Mr. Rape Knight?

Why don't you jump that wall if you're so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
Hinezumi is ideal for me, like being the big spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
Around my size, 6"1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
I like them either taller and shorter. I'm 5'3" Anon and I've been that way since middle school. I'm on the same boat as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684673
We're already building a highly unrealistic, fantastically outrageons MG setting. I don't see why stretching belief just a tiny bit further is so incredible. Is it a "stop liking what I don't like!" thing?

Anyways, there's always Plan B: >>12684662

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
This ratio

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
i'm fine with anything from a 7 foot dragon to a 4,7 gazer. Personality's what counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684673
Anon, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
I want her to be my Kagari, I think this height dynamic works great. Taller than this is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
>>12684678
>>12684679
>>12684684

I would presume that since MGs are mostly of Japanese origin, the humanoid ones would use Japanese height as a basis. Wiki says female avg there is 5'2". Plus or minus some for lolis or non-human bottoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684682
You will never be the qt shota for your MG.

(good thing shotafication cookies exist, haha)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684690
Well actually, if you put it that way then that means the MGs of Zipangu origin would be the average Nippon height, while the others would vary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684698
>All the non-Eastern based lore monster girls can be tall

Hey wait, I thought Oni were all naturally tall and those live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684682

>tfw you'll never be the lone little shota in a martial arts class full of buff onis
>tfw warm, sweaty hugs never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684698
>>12684690
This puts an interesting spin on things. This means that those 8 foot amazons would be more like 6,7 on average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684698

I was thinking more along the lines of the author's perspective. When KC or Crabman are writing their settings, they're determining "tall or short" relative to the Japanese, not to us in the West. So unless you fudge the numbers in your headcanon and make Western heights the average, one can presume they use Japanese heights as the median instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684706
MOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684706
Jesus fucking christ why do people make this awful art?

Just look at that tiny ass head, it's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
I'm 5'10".
I like short girls. Like, under 5' short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684702
With the exception of Oni's since their default is tall. Unless the lore states that they're tall, like Oni's, most MG from the Zipangu and default Nippon height. Then again, it could be like what >>12684708 said, since Nippons measurement of tall is the average to Westerners, and visa versa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684711

>disrespecting bearmode onis

That's a paddlin'. Bend over, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684712

Typical idiocy. They make tiny heads to make the rest of the body look bigger. On the other hand, without a reference for scale, a tall person looks the same as a short person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684712
Because... fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684716
Implying you'll catch me. Cardio everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684671
No preference. Just as long as it's not too much trouble to be able to hug without someone getting on their toes.

Though lately, I've had that pic of that guy being princess carried by the wolf girl stuck in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684712

Looks fine to me, anon. Do you have some sort of gigantic head or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you ride your waifu? Horse pussy need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684706
Reminds me of that really buff kid in Kung Hustle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684734
I'd like it more if she rode me.

Wink wink. Nudge Nudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684734
Can you still penetrate a MG if you're sitting on her lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684734
I wonder if i can fit a saddle on a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684734
That's discrimination!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683675
Hopefully bag a deer and a turkey. Celebrate with Family of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684741
Obviously.

But is your waifu a Wyvern, or a Dragon Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684747
dragon dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684741
>Putting a beast's tool on a Dragon waifu

It's like you're trying to get her to punish you. You might be able to talk her into Princess Carrying you while she flies but you're delusional if you think she'll let you saddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684743
Good luck to you then, anon. Deer season has been pretty good this year, at least in my area.

Hey, anons, would your waifu help out with hunting wild game?

It'd be kinda neat to see an MG hunting in blaze orange gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684751
>What is a Dragoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684756
A proud and mighty waifu who you serve, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684751
I could probably convince her if I did something nice for her first, like clean off her scales or help sharpen her claws

Or let her ride me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684736
*Kung Fu Hustle

>>12684740
If your waifu us an arachne and you cling to her face to face, I'd say yeah.

>>12684751
It's his waifu dude.

>>12684742
It's pretty obvious you can ride a centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684759
It's not about serving, anon. It's a partnership.
The saddle is a matter of your comfort as you fly into battle together.

>>12684749
>>12684761
Good luck with convincing her. Much prouder and hesitant to enter service than Wyverns, who are raised for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684759
Says you.

>>12684761
Enjoy your ruptured disks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684768
>It's not about serving, anon. It's a partnership.
>The saddle is a matter of

this.

>>12684770
>Enjoy your ruptured disks.

See, that's the plan, then I'll ride her to the hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683719
German Empire are Eagle Harpies
Austria-Hungarian Empire is a furious gaggle of Eagle-Harpies
Ottoman Empire are stubborn Camel-taur Girls
Italian Empire = ??? Something representative of indecisive action
Russian Empire are Bear Girls
British Empire are Dog Girls of multiple breeds
French Republic are Cockatrices They weren't pussies in WW1
United States are also Eagle Harpies

As for the Minor powers, I haven't put much thought into it. Kingdom of Serbia would probably be best for Jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684734

Probably?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684734
>Horse Pussy need not apply

Yeah, no horse pussy would ever lower themselves to being ridden like some other lesser pleb MGs.

Except for maybe Nightmare but only in your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684772
Reminds me of that novel where world war 1 is fought on one side by the british and russian using giant genetically modified creatures like floating whales and bears the size of houses and the germans and austrians are using mechs and walking ships armed with cannons and machine guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684779
leviathan best fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684774
Maybe if her cobra hood is part of her and not ornamental, or you hold on to her neck and lie prone on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684778
>horse pussy not letting themselves be ridden

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683858
agree whole heartedly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684787
Problem anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684799
That's some pretty superglue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684799
Unicorn blowjobs must be uncomfortable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684095
That slime; I think it killed that girl. That was someone's daughter. Probably someone's sister/

That is unacceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684802
Most MGs with forward facing horns.
Except Onis, they don't do blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684198
Medusa

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting colder, I want to cuddle with a Canadian monster girl and watch the Leafs game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684805
totally right. maybe if the slime acted in that was because it didn't know English, and hadn't possessed someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684812
>Leafs

I honestly don't care about fucking hockey teams, I just want Canada to get the fucking Cup back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684812
>yfw you're propositioned by a cute beaver girl.

>"How'd you like to take the old log to the beaver?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684805
>>12684816
Don't their consciousness just meld?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684812
I hear you, mate. I'd love to watch the Wild game with my Cheshire GF

>>12684817
>spoiler
I'd just love to see the Wild win at least ONE season

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684821
Not
>"How would ya like to break my dam!"
or
>"How about letting me 'chew' on your log!"
or
>"I'll build a wetland habitat that will sustain a myriad of creatures!... in your pants!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684821
I think she'd have better pick up lines, Anon

>Hey, why don't you save a tree and eat a beaver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684828
>>12684825
All of these are garbage.

I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

What is anons opinion on pregnant monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684836
Great for cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684836
It's the ultimate goal, anon.
The manifestation of your love for each other born to be loved by both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684821
>>12684825
>>12684828
I can only hear her saying these in the most stereotypical Canadian accent, and it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684838

Yeah, right. Love. Okay, sure.

>>12684205

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684822
Imagine one day you come back from a business trip, to find your wife, and your youngest son crying. They don't know where your oldest daughter is! She's been missing for 3 days! You call the police, get a search party together, spending loads of money on Missing Person ads across the country.

A month later, 2 cops knock on your door. They tell you they've found your daughter. You cry in joy. You haven't slept for days on end. Your finances are in trouble, and your family has been secluding themselves from the outside world, too paranoid to potentially lose another child. You ride with the cops to the police station, and see your daughter. You hear her voice, look into her eyes. But it's not her. She's surrounded by Pink goo, and although she seems to recognize you, she doesn't talk the same way. She's perfectly oblivious to what has happened. All the stress, all the fear. Nope. She seems to hold no serious regrets. She? No. It. It doesn't care about your family. It took your daughter. It continues to fondle your daughter, your little princess. It can only talk about the sex adventures it's been using your daughter for. It.

It must die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684836
I want to have oodles of Monstergirl daughters and Human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684836
Nakadashi all day everyday. Maybe a little on her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684844
Monster Girls are for loving, anon. Sincere, tender loving.
Leave your depraved desires for human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684845

KC's lore has some pretty dark undertones when you read into it carefully. How many monster girls use chemical addictions or the magical equivalent to capture a man? I can only imagine that at least some of the guys captured by Lamia or Manitcores end up like druggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684845
When you put it like that I must agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684854
Oh man imagine the side-effects of long term MG poison/magic addictions.

God help those poor, trapped souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684850
Hey, don't make it sound like it's my fault. I'm just giving them what they want. They're the ones who use their mamonomana to tempt me into sleep-rape. Stupid, sexy doormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684850
>depraved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684861
Their minds wouldn't even be the same any more. I wonder if long term exposure and use would mess with their motor functions. Simple thoughts would become a chore, like a recovering Meth user or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684872
maybe even eat away at their bodies, like Crocodil, but add to a Brown Recluse bite
>>12684836
Monster Daughterus and Human Sons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684872
The Paladins probably have a rehab center for those whom they have rescued. We should interview a few of the staff there

[Anonymous No.]

You know, despite all the monster girl stories set in high school, we haven't had anyone cover how much they would fuck up school sports.

Swimming teams would probably need aquatic type only events.

Oni/Minotaur/anything with above human strength in base-ball will lead to high home run games (unless you have flying types in out field which opens a whole other can of worms)

Hockey becomes a Salamander/Lizardman Speed dating service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684878
Wouldn't Hockey be sort of bad for the scales, being all cold blooded and such? And I doubt a coach would allow a Salamander to join the teal since her fire tail would melt the ice a bit
Keep the cold sports for those who can take the cold, like Yeti's and the puffballs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684878
Never mind track and field. It'd be like the Kentucky Derby, but the Jockey is the horse at the same time.

Onis would also be a big part of the weightlifting and wrestling scene

Could Harpies have Air races?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684881
Eh, true.

Fencing would probably be more for the Lizardman/Salamander

God help the football players though.. Try stopping a minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

Is chenny a monster girl too?

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a hypothetical for ya, /mgg/.

>Be living in future MGE-Type world.
>Have happy family with your waifu, a couple daughterus, and a couple Incubi sonerus.
>Eldest son just turned sixteen.
>Seems to hang out with a lot of different MGs.
>What a player.
>Doesn't seem to be tappin' any of 'em though.
>Only has a couple guy friends though. Always gets quiet when he brings them home, not like when he's with his girl-friends at all.
>Weird, but okay.
>Come home one day.
>Waifu is sitting in the living room with soneru and one of his guy-friends.
>Get a bit closer.
>Does he seem smaller?
>Why's he wiggling like that?
>Why's he leaning against his friend?
>Why's he-Oh Fuck.

Your Incubus Soneru is now an Alp Daughteru.
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684883
Succubi and Lamia could be into gymnastics, Mino's who didn't join the weightlifting scene could be into sports anime volleyball or >>12684884
I can tell you one thing though, boxing would become a banned sport right off the bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684884
Randy Savage truck-sticked a minotaur in full charge in a copypasta once. It was pretty awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684881
I want to see a Yeti that can crosscheck properly, but how would she wear ice skates? I'm sure she could fit into snowboard bindings, that seems like a sport she could do well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684889
I don't think they would ban it but they would definitely need to add monster weights.

[Anonymous No.]

Oni are technically monsters no? and those in the image are girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684891
Yeti's would be all over the snowboarding scene. Hell, they would be one of the number one winter sports MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684888
Well shit, hope I have money to buy her appropriate clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

Another monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684892
>Ultra-weight class
>Composed of Ushi-Oni, Wurm, etc
>Televised only, too dangerous to those in audience to have them in the arena

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684898
Too much health

captcha: fitdard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684892
It would get banned after a lot of swearing, drawn out battles, taunting, massive amounts of blood, getting jumped in an alley, hospital trips and bills out the ass, non-existent sportsmanship, everyone being beyond competitive, and to top it off MGs abusing their horns
Then you got stage damage, property damage, audience getting injured, civilian casualties, broken pelvises all over the place, it would be ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684891
Glacies would fit in for hockey. Cold doesn't bother them much, no inhuman super strength, won't try and fuck all your players (although them stealing body heat from players will probably lead to yetti's being team mascots or staff members).

Standard Rule though.
All refs will be white jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684888
Support my new daughter.

Also make sure she's fucking her closest friend

[Anonymous No.]

Now this is a loli monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684812
>>12684824
>shit tier teams
Avalanche will win it all this season

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684888
>Being an incubus
>Living in a world where humans are extinct
>Nothing but demon spawn and succubized beasts remain

[Anonymous No.]

A cute monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684888
AHAHAHAHAHA! FAGGOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684912
>>12684898
>>12684887
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684888
I'm not changing his wardrobe. Girls clothes is too damn expensive. He's a tomboy and that's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684908
And just like that I am diamonds of diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

A monster grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684909
I am required by state law to say it will be the Red Wings.

(Probably gonna be fucking Chicago)

[Turt No.]

>>12684434
I keked.

[Anonymous No.]

monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

Hereby i present you the monster and the girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684873
>crocodil
>maiming your food source

Chemical dependence, sure. But this? Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684878
>Wrestled in High School
>Wrestling an Oni in my weight class
>Alternatively, our Heavy weight couldn't make it to the tournament and have to step in against their heavy weight Oni

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, we have a shitposter eating up the image posts. Are you doing what you should?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684933
I wonder how reinforced rings would be for the more physical sports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684935
delete the posts.

It is the only solution

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a Crocodile girl if you will

>Huge and never stops growing, will quickly tower over you
>Giant thick tail to match her big meaty claws
>She lurks in the shadows, stalking you, only her eyes peeking out of the darkness
>When the time is finally right, she jumps out with lightning speed, tackling you to the floor in a roll hug, keeping you tightly in her claws, a grip from which is impossible to escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684933

>Played hockey in high school
>Goalie
>Only monster girls who are interested are the ones who think I am a masochist.

They wouldn't be that far off actually.

[Anonymous No.]

Another example of a fine monster girl, just look at those teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684939
That sounds adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684939
HEUG cute/10

If she gets anywhere near my dog though she's getting the shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684939
Does she like marshmallows?

[Anonymous No.]

This is some ugly monster girl but i know you guys like them unique

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684939
Death Roll hugs.

Would waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684949
pls stop bullying, I can't take it easy like this. please be a nice mister, easy?

[Anonymous No.]

M-M-M-monster girl girl girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684878
>Only things of note I ever did in High School was spend all my time in the library, and a bit of swim club stuff.

What would even happen to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684936
Freestyle wrestling takes place on mats. Though, human competitors would probably have to wear like back braces.

[Anonymous No.]

Different faces for monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684955
Library: Either get the attention of some of the more magically inclined (Liches, Witches, maybe and elf or two)

Swim Club: Aquatic girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684957
I meant the other physical sports, like boxing and MMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684938
Starts with R and ends in T.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684962
Honestly, you would probably need either some crazy indestructable stuff for super heavies (Dragons, Wurms, Ushi-Onis) and something that doesn't tear/repairs itself (Prevent claws from ripping it up)

[Anonymous No.]

Do you fancy monster loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684965
The cost would probably make them not even a thing in schools

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684961
Could be nice to see a Lich studying in the library, and try to get close to her...maybe ask for some help in a subject as an ice breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

Are gods monsters too? i mean they are some kind of mixed breed or godly creatures? Besides she's a girl so she fits on the monster girl thing

[Anonymous No.]

Tengu are technically demons no? But do they fit in the monster girl category?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684968
Could always to outdoor matches on raised dirt/chalk rings

Minimal chance of damage to anything important.

Although it would be fairly inconvenient.

On the other hand, you get to watch heavy weights duke it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684977
Well, they do have an entry in the MGE...

[Anonymous No.]

What about sucubutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684970
>Try to hit on a Lich
>She's too busy reading to even care about someone as insignificant as you
Anon, the key to get the attention of an MG is to not give them attention. Think about it. All the guys are all trying to flirty and get into that one MG that would make anyone stop, and obviously she's loving the attention, eating it all up, drinking it from a glass while commenting how tasty this burger of attention is
But then you show up. Or actually, you don't You just walts in, completely ignoring her, not even a single glance at the corner of your eye. you just walk past her, no interest written on your face, and move on.
She'll be devastated. Ever boy gets to their knees and gains an erection to rival mountains, but you, oh you, you just ignore her without even a show of interest. She'll be shocked, bewildered, wondering how in the name of Amy, Ra, Hathor, fuck, even Zeus the rape god, were you able to just fly under the radar like that.

Boom, you've gained her interest like that. Know how to play your cards, my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684983
Anon, are you saying what I think you're saying?
are you talking about mother fucking mud fights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

Well Amos Moses was a Cajun,
He lived by himself in the swamp.
He dicked Gator Girls for a livin',
He just knocked 'em up with his cock.
That Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos
It ain't legal dicking Gator Girls down in the swamp, boy.

Well everybody blames his old man,
For makin' him mean as a snake,
When Amos Moses was a shota
His daddy would use him for Gator Girl bait.
Tie a rope around his neck, and throw him in the swamp,
Gator Girl took his virginity in a Louisiana bayou.

About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his Kappa wife Hanna
hey raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries,
Named him after a famous Paladin,
Called him Amos Moses

Well, the folks around south Louisiana
Said Amos was a hell of a man
He could break the biggest, the meanest Gator Girl
And just use one hand
That's all he's got left cause a Gator Girl raped him
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow

Well the Elf Sheriff caught wind that Amos
Was in the swamp huntin' Gator Girl ass
So she snuck in the swamp, gonna getcha boy,
But she never come out again.
Well, I wonder where the Louisiana Elf Sheriff went to?
You can sure get lost in a Louisiana bayou!

About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his Kappa wife Hanna
They raised a son who could eat up his weight in groceries,
Named him after a famous Paladin,
Called him Amos Moses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684991
>23:23:23
WHAT ARE YOU.

Anyway.
I wasn't hitting on her. I was going to ask for academic help. As an excuse to try and get to know her, but still.

Furthermore.
>Shocked, bewildered.
You do recall I'm talking about a Lich here, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684999
Find where she keeps her phylactery. It's like the reverse scale for liches.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684999
I know, and my rant ended up talking about a completely other MG entirely
I apologize. I'm a bit drunk here and I end up sprouting nonsense. Pay no mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684966
>>12684990
I can't be doing with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Here you go, fresh from Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

A monster milf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685008
>her snake half is turning around 360 degrees

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685003
This I know.
This I would do.
After I'd gotten to know her for a bit, and she'd "Let it slip" where she kept it stored, and what sort of object it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685008
This is old news, anon. we got that back in the last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685017
What if it was a daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685008
I liked it. Tumblr is a pretty shitty place, cept for the art and pr0nblrs

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl fighting godzilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684939
>BIG
>MEATY
>CLAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685019
Depicting whom?

[Anonymous No.]

Licking the monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685029
Your father

[Anonymous No.]

Monster doll

[Anonymous No.]

Monster dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685048
Pretty sure thats a robutt. Also thanks for sexualizing my childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685046
Dude, what the fuck?
I'd wreck it, stomp it, burn it, tear it, and leave one half's face in-tact to confront her with.

I have a lot of pent-up rage against my father.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster drink

[Anonymous No.]

Sea Monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685054
I'm sorry, I didn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685072
I'd've said what the fuck either way though.

[Anonymous No.]

Mexican monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685076
The surprise is she hasn't liked him in years but can't change her phylactery.
And wanted you to wreck it so she could be bound to you instead
Lich get!

[Anonymous No.]

You're too good for us, Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685096
>Used to like my Father
>Now transfers that affection to me.
I don't know how I'd feel about this honestly. I'd get over it though, and have a nice time with her.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a lost wolf?

A where-wolf

What do you call a wolf for sale?

A ware-wolf

What do you call a wolfu that likes to drape herself around you?

A wear-wolf

[Anonymous No.]

The monster girl mash

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685106
Get out of here, Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685106
What do you call an albino wolf?

A rare-wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685112
What to you call a soft wolfgirl?
A husky

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking about writing a sequel.

Would you read?

[Anonymous No.]

Thank You Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685121
Only if he glasses the Oomukade and breaks her into his pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685121
Personally, I'm more interested in the back story and the setting. But you can do what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

Single male teacher at a monster girl only high school.
Worst job or best job?
Better get a REALLY good full moon bunker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685116
I would love a soft monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685128

All I got from the backstory and setting really is...

>Boys are integrated into monstergirl society as lesser members.
>Human girls are kept in big, industrial ghettos where they work factory jobs and are occasionally artificially impregnated. Baby girls stay there, baby boys are raised temporarily and then shipped to Monstervilles to be raised by surrogates and educated thoroughly.
>Strong pro-human subculture within Monster society which is basically all punk rock and anti-establishment, but lacks the power or organization to do anything. Pretty much a bunch of angsty teens and early twenty-somethings who haven't been made into loyal husbands yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685142
If you work in the day like any school teacher, you should be fine on a full moon
Just have a friend give you a ride home, though. Don't want those MGs that are going through puberty to trail your car to your address

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685142
Teacheranon doesn't seem to enjoy it too much.

Whatever happened to him? He did that greentext series, then started an intro to a "real" full-length teacher series, then just vanished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685164
Kidnappings. Everyone's just vanishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685156
>>12685164
It might make a fun CYOA.
But nobody wants that.
And I want to write something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685121

Come to think of it, I have several things I could write sequels to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685172
CYOAs are okay by most folks as long as you use strawpoll, so threads don't get flooded with people posting votes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685177
I'll keep the idea in mind then

[Anonymous No.]

We talking about possible sequels to old greentexts? Maybe written when we aren't half asleep this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684996
>>12684996

>45 Minutes south of Thibodeaux
>mfw I know a good fishing spot based off that info

[Anonymous No.]

>Not watching 'Suck That Tailpussy 12'
>Or 'Rape Bait 17'
>Or 'Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum 3'
>Or 'Oni Facial Destruction 7'
>Or Holding Hands While Talking About Their Feelings: The Uncensored Edition

That last one is illegal in 32 countries and parts of Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685170
But who is kidnapping them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685215
>parts of Canada
Bullshit. Lewd is the one thing we don't apologize for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685216
The native tribes of /jp/. Think about it. Touhou. Kancolle. All 100% female populations. They're starved for sausage. They don't even have resident males like MGCity does.

Those damn dirty savages are probably ravishing their tender meatsticks over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685215
It sucks have a hand-holding fetish in western Canada.
Don't judge me, I know it's sick

On topic, have you checked out Sleepy Mice 6? Probably best Dormouse porn ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685221

That last one is REALLY bad though. It transcends lewd.

At one point they start talking about what kind of house they want to move into after getting married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685228
Yeah, but it was pretty short, and sort of ended on a cliffhanger. >>12684205

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685229
That's softcore to us bud. Bring on the discussion on baby names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685234
Baby names
seriously bro, some of us are eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685225
The horror, the horror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685233
I'm thinking they're setting it up for some pregnant soft sex and cuddling, which would be far too lewd for release in my area due to the smalltalk clause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685234
>My Prince
>My One and Only
>My Darling
>My Love
>My Bambino

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685215

>Not the original Cloaca Sluts
>Just ten straight hours of one guy and ten lamias
>He finally ends up crying around the eight hour mark
>They use his tears as lube

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685237
That's only what gets me going, it gets really good when he rubs her belly and they feel the baby kick.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for some power level discussion! Wurm and Ushi-Oni fight over a man, what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685250
Can't a Wurm transform into her drake state like other dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685241
>Cloaca Sluts
>not Wham! Bam! Thanks Ms. Ram!: Schoolteacher edition
>not Fast Jinkp's Slow Shotas 1-7
>not Reptilian MILF Orgy
nigga it's like you don't even watch porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685251
But Ushi-Oni can regenerate like crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685250
whatever happens, that guy loses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685250
Wurm has power advantage by a long shot. Ushi-oni has the staying power. Even enough fight, would come down to the individual combatants and who wants the man more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685252
>Jinko's
Goddammit... good night everybody!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685255
The question is how large does a Wurm in her draconic state get? Large enough to eat other monster girls?

Shit, wait, I don't think that'll ever happen.

Maybe large enough to bludgeon her to an incapacitated level, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685252
>Reptilian MILF Orgy
One shota and too many Mamma Miias to count?
>>12685250
>Wurm uses Harden!
>Wurms scales are now indestructible!
>Ushi-Oni uses Pelvic Thrust!
>It's Super Effective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685263
>It's Super Effective
>It only does 2 damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685250
Simple, Ushi-Oni wins. How? She lactates chocolate milk and trades a few gallons of it for the man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685267
Are you saying hardened Wurm scales can endure the Rapetrain's Locomotion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685271
They're dragon scales. They've gotta be pretty damn hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685215

>Monstergirl enters sex shop wearing trenchcoat, sunglasses, hat, and a surgical mask
>Spends some time pretending to browse some softcore titles like 'Gangbanged into a Coma' and 'Make Him Beg for Mercy' before venturing into the really seedy section
>Comes out with a copy of 'Movie Night'. It was illegal to distribute in this country until just a few weeks ago.
>Clerk looks disgusted as she checks out. Doesn't care and rushes right home.
>Films begins with a husband coming home from work and his Lamia wife just getting finished with making dinner.
>They eat and talk about their days before deciding to settle down and watch a nice family film that the husband rented.
>About an hour and a half of them eating popcorn, chuckling sensibly, and cuddling in front of the TV
>The husband falls asleep halfway through and lays on his wife's lap
>When the film is over she gently wakes him up and tells him they should go to bed
>A few minutes pass of her explaining what happened in the movie to him
>They both brush their teeth side by side. At one point the husband mischieviously slips his toothbrush into her mouth. Giggling, she does the same to him and they both laugh loudly while messily brushing each other's teeth.
>Finally in bed, the wife asks the husband if he'd light to '...Umm...you know. Do the...the 'thing'?'
>He's interested but also extremely tired after his hard day. They agree to do it when he's feeling more energetic and simply kiss before bed.
>Monstergirl watching feels disgusted with herself. Immediately returns the movie and tries to forget it ever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Come one, come all! Step right up! Behold the greatest freak of nature ever produced!
The flat Holstaurus!

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys see that oni abjob video with Throgga Bloodsmash? Hottest shit ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685275
I wanna pull'er tail! How much fer' that mister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685274
anon, you have poisoned my mind
>thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685274
>brushing each other's teeth
What is it with snakes and toothbrushes...
>>12685281
Five pence to poke 'er with a stick, ten pence to yank 'er tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685277
>Throgga Bloodsmash
Sounds like a fake name... or an Orc name. Orcs on steroids and fake horns pretending to be Ogres and Oni? What has the world come to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685274

>Not ending it with the monstergirl in question staring at her hand soaked in her own sexual juices and remarking that she's 'so fucked up'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685274
I want to see some MG stumbling on her sisters collection of movies she and her husband made
it's all hardcore hand holding and dates

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685289
>her sisters enter the room
>they begin to applaud her
>"Congratulations Sally!"
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685274
>>12685283

You think that's bad? I hear in MG City you can order life-size silicon HumanDolls for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685286

Oniface is just wrong. There's a reason it's looked down upon nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685274

Who wants to get pure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685297
If Patty Centburger wasn't such a crooked mayor that industry would have never invaded MGC! How a tanuki got into office I'll never know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685305
She thanks the Fallen God for putting her in office... because the citizens sure didn't vote for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685275
We give thanks to our Lady Baphomet for this glorious gift. Hallowed be Her name for the blessed DFC to which she hath granted us this day.

Seriously, I fuckin' love that picture. 10/10, makes me diamonds every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685303
I thoroughly enjoyed this. Thank you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685303
I have never seen that one before.
thanks for the laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685274
What was she doing in the shirobei section anyway?
That will teach her to stay out of there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683741
>Alp still doesn't make it on to one of these
One day, I will show you all! You'll see!

[ThunderBrother No.]

Aviators chapter 6.

http://pastebin.com/tJgb2gpr

I don't know how many people actually caught this yesterday, so I'm reposting out of paranoia.

>tfw Recap Anon-senpai didn't notice me;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Naughty Maid : kikimora porn
Dragons Secret cave.
Huntress : manticors and jinkos etc
Bunny Huneys
Foxy Fun
The CC next door.
Behind the bedroom door (shrobei fim)
The Kiki and the butler
Porn titles are so easy to make

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685340
Let's step it up!
NecroMoonicon: the story of a high school student who finds the NecroMoonicon and uses its dark magics to get girls to lactate chocolate milk. The Holstaurus art teacher, formerly a practitioner of the dark arts herself, tries to steer him out of trouble.
Basically, it's Bible Black with Monster Girls. And no futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685284
You really don't know?

Snakes smell with their tongues and as such it is essential for them to keep them clean, half the time you see a snake flicking its tongue it is actually smelling

The more you know about your Lamia wife the better Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685348
I knew snakes smell with their tongues. Didn't know it applied to Lamia as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685348

In detail.

They smell by using their forked tongues to collect airborne particles, then passing them to the vomeronasal organ or Jacobson's organ in the mouth for examination. The fork in the tongue gives snakes a sort of directional sense of smell and taste simultaneously. They keep their tongues constantly in motion, sampling particles from the air, ground, and water, analyzing the chemicals found, and determining the presence of prey or predators in the local environment. In water-dwelling snakes, such as the Anaconda, the tongue functions efficiently under water

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685349
as far as I know It doesn't , but in that panel it does.
people have weird canons you should know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685293

>She's just an innocent one who's stumbled onto her sister's collection of lewd.
>"Ahaha! Oh wow, they're kissing! I guess this is where it starts."
>"..."
>"...Wh-...when's the tongue?"
>"Why are they stopping? Why are they just...sitting there with their arms around each other's shoulders?"
>"Sis...oh God, Sis, what are you doing...?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683562
Imagine a bunch of shotas on the playground anguishing what they can do for their widowed CC mums for mothersday.
>Oh dayum
>What is it dawg?
>I forgot its mothersday
>didn't get a gift for her?
>Other plans got in the way
>She'll be so disappointed
>Dayum I forgot it too
>This could have been avoided
>What the hell are we gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685349
Then again this would explain Miia's bad cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685355
>dayum
>dawg
What kind of shota speak in such a manner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685355
In before /ss/
They all go to each others mothers houses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685360
I could say but I would be racist ill just say wiggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685366
The category is... "people who annoy you".
>>12685362
Isn't that the correct response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685369
Naggers!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685360
They're the kinda shotas to give girls their dick in a box for Christmas. It worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685371
Words are like bullets. And I let them pass right through me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685336

Maybe she was one.

Or maybe she was just curious and made a grave mistake.

Everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes a good rapist looks at tender, loving, consensual pornography and doesn't know any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685337
Oh, please.I'm not up there, you don't see me complaining.
We just try a little harder every day, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685379
I don't even know you, your words mean nothing!
>try a little harder every day
Does that mean I should write an update today?

[Anonymous No.]

>Raping some weak human boy just like your mother taught you
>He suddenly starts clinging to you and talking about how much he loves you, adores you, and wants to be with you forever

W-what do? Mom never told me about things like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684524
>>12684486
Later that day you wake up on a comfortable bed. It takes you a few seconds to realize you are inside the shrine.
The Shirobei is sitting next to you with some food on a tray.
She is looking rather embarrassed.
"In return for putting up with me while i was sleeping, I ...uh.. thought to move you here to let you sleep" she says someone shyly " I also made you some dinner as well to thank you for ..."

She gets quiet and hands you the tray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685381
I mean...your call.
>I don't even know you.
I'm a writefag, anon. That's all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685383
Ssshhhh...
Just let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685388
>Rusalka
>Bad end
You talkin' shit on my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685388
Krampus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685388

I don't think anyone has ever, ever chosen Mantrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685388

Always Krampus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685388
Orbital nuclear strike!

I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685387
>a writefag
The hell you are! We have ways of making you talk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685402
Please, no. I'm still single. I don't want to die a wizard's apprentice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685404
>die
Slavic Space Tiger Interrogation Techniques are not fatal. You will find that hard to believe after the first few rounds, though. Confess already! And where's that guy who was supposed to be writing Anya?

[Anonymous No.]

Fox woman Hijack!

"Anon, Lets go shopping!"
Where does she take you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685413
The tax free liquor store on the ship?
Because that's why people get on ships where I come from.
I have something waiting for me in the cabin though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685411
He chickened out.
claimed it was 'too much responsibility"
makes sense, it's not his character.
I hate to use other peoples characters in my stuff too .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685411
I mean...WAS somebody gonna write Anya?
I don't even know.
Whaddaya want from me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685419
>chickened out
Fuck. Well I'm not doing it; it's too much pressure.
>>12685421
Confess which writefag you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685418
i see you have the same taste in toys as I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>All that sticky nectar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685428
This again?
Its a male

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685422
Uh--...
Some faggot who only has the capacity to write stories of one monster girl?
Don't ask unnecessary questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685431
Go away wasp fuccboi

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to write
>Can't do my regular shit or Monster Kindergarten greentexts because it's 13F
>There's fog and mist EVERYWHERE
For the love of god someone post pictures of fiery monsters before my fire dies out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685431
>Male
Anon. Honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685432
>unnecessary questions
The torture sphere contains sexy Jinko lingerie in THREE different colors anon. Red, Black, and Deep Purple
Cough up your identity or choose one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685434
>13F
How much is that in real degrees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685441
Anon, you're killing me here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685442
Less than zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685442
13 degrees Fahrenheit if you're American, -10.55 degrees Celsius if you're other.
It's cold enough that ice is forming on everything.

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT OPEN IMAGE UNTIL YOU READ THE TEXT!

I shall now perform the most amazing of magics that any of you have ever seen.
There are so few of you on right now I can do this for you.
I have been monitoring these threads with Janet for a while, and feel you guys may be able to help out.

I am going to give each of you a Lamia of your very own to have inside your home/apartment/residence.

I am not joking.

When you open this image you will have an Option to get a Lamia of your very own to take care of for as long as you desire.

You can do whatever you desire to it as well. and she will NEVER complain.


ENJOY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685443
Oh don't worry, the torture sphere has something for you too.
Every set of lingerie for her has a matching bathrobe and fluffy slippers. In two sizes, one set for her, one for you.
>>12685446
>-10.55
It's like plus six here, and I'm in Finland. Why didn't you guys listen to Al Gore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685449
I have some of those paper-doll thingies. Got them with the Collector's Edition of Witcher 2. Geralt would totally tap dat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685454
>Al Gore
I'd rather listen to a date rapist Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685454
Anon, my waifu will be very concerned to know that a Jinko is assaulting me.

I don't think she's the type to handle her anger in an efficient manner, so can I be on my way?
Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685462
YOU! Yes, you can go. I'll just replace the paperwork with forged documents and go into the torture sphere in your place. Because Anya has needs.
Needs only a Spadetail can satisfy!
Seriously though, someone needs to fucking write her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>13F

man I'd kill for cold like that

I love chilly nights

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685469
I'd kill for it to be summer again. It's not even WINTER YET.

>>12685468
Be careful, or Sakamoto will take an interest in it and ruin her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685469
>November the 12th
>no snow
Global wanking fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685434
"I really can't stay~."
>"But Darling, it's cold outside~."
"I've got to go away~."
>But Darling, it's cold outside~!"
"This evening has been--~"
>"Been hoping that you'd drop in~."
"--So very nice~."
>"I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.~"
"I ought to say no, no no~."
>"Mind if I move in closer?"
"At least I'm gonna say that I tried--~"
>"What's the sense in hurting my pride?"
"I really can't stay..."

>"Oh, but it's...cold......out........."
"Oh, but it's...cold......out........."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685470
>summer
>too hot to even sleep
>mosquitoes, flies and gnats everywhere
>there's cyanobacterium in every like so you can't even swim
What's good about summer again? I forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685476
>like
lake*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685476
Mosquitoes aren't a problem here, and neither are gnats.
In Summer this place becomes extremely pleasant, and I don't have to sleep in 8 blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685471
>November the 12th
>Already snowing every day.
>Already getting down towards -20
I miss the sun. It's only been a couple weeks, but I hate knowing I won't truly feel it's warmth for another 8 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685482
For people in Alaska and Siberia, negative temperatures ARE their summers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685482
>>12685481

That's why you gotta get an oni waifu with a nice set of toasty abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685485
Or a Salamander, who lets you make smores with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685482
>November
>70 degrees Fahrenheit on an average day
>Can walk outside in a shirt and light sweater and shorts
>Sunny all day almost every day here

>tfw I miss my hometown for rain and snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685487
>He thinks I'm just a heat source!
Great going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685488
Wanna trade places? Cause once it rains here, and it will, things will get worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685489
I think of her as more than a heat source! She's my toasty waifu whose stomach I can cook eggs, bacon, and hashbrowns on!

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations Scholarly Mage, Curious Adventurer or Fallen Paladin! Wurmina Johnson here. If you are listening to this recording, you have passed our cursory medical tests - that thing where you were kicked in the crotch to see if you were male - and have been accepted in a party of Science Adventurers!
I know, I know, this is all very new and exciting to you, but hold your horses - seriously, if any of those get into the test chambers, were going to make sausages and glue out of them - you'll soon get to do some SCIENCE!
Our first test today has to do with solving world hunger. Wipe your feet, wash your hands, and sit down at the table. Our chefs will be providing you with a seven-course meal, which you will eat. Any of you still alive afterwards will be questioned on the quality of each course. Good luck, and may God have mercy on your souls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685496
Can't be worse than eating at Arby's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685499
AYYYYYY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685499
Positive attitude! I like that! Let's see if you can get enough of a stat boost from that to handle the brownies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685503
I enjoy ashy foods.
Bring it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685503
Did I say brownies? What I of course meant was cookies. They were always intended as cookies. Keep up with that positivity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685499

Better not be dissing the curly fries, anon. That being said, there's a local not-fast food barbeque place in town which is loads better, as it should be. Just wish it wasn't so expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685504
I once ate a smokie microwaved till it was 90% charcoal
I wish I was lying about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685509
Curly fries are great. so are potato wedges, or Jojos as they're called here.

>>12685511
Was it bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Wh-Why hello...Master!"

>"I thank you for saving me from my imprisonment. Why, I'm even willing to grant you three wishes as my thanks."
>"That's right...aaaaanything you want, and I'll give it to you. Three times! Who wouldn't want that?"
>"So? What will it be, Master?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685512
Well, not too much I suppose. Memory is vague, but it was at least edible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685513
>I wish to know why you're blue
>I wish to be a powerful wizard
>I wish you to no longer exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685515
Oh no! It was a secret test of character, and you failed! You will now be raped to death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685513
>Who are you?
>Where am I?
>Make me a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685513
Can I have supreme kung fu skills so I can get a HInezumi waifu?
And the knowledge of who would be my perfect waifu, along with location.
And may as well get an ability to pull out infinite currency from any pocket I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685516
How can I be raped by something that no longer exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685520
She didn't grant you any wishes, she's not a genie, dummy. Just a Grapesnake posing as one to see if you're worthy. You weren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685522
I have the protection of a Ryu waifu. She can't do shit to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685515
>"I'm blue because...I don't fucking know, it comes with the territory of being trapped in a lamp for a thousand years."
>"And now you got me upset, so there. You're now a 30-year-old balding man, but hey! I at least made you swole."
>"Joke's on you, I'm not even a genie. I used a potion to do that wizard shit. Also, I lost a bet with the Pharaoh."

>>12685517
>>12685519
>"Excuse me, I didn't hear you ask in the form of "I wish...""

I apologize, she's a very moody lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685529
I hope that means my wishes aren't moot
Well, I wish those things I said, pretty please with sugar and cuddles on top!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685529
>Not being able to read the atmosphere
I wish you didn't need to be spoonfed
I wish for you to spoonfeed me that sandwich I asked you to make

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685531
You're not really using moot correctly there. Nul would have been better. If some thing is moot, then that means it's discussed at such length there's no point discussing it because you'll never reach a conclusion either way. Open to discussion. Hence the term 'A moot point'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685535
Really? Huh. I learned something today after all! Time for sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685537
Yeah, it's been linked in connotation to mean something akin to "pointless or futile" But it derives from the Scandinavian "moot" where leaders would gather together to discuss something. To my understanding usually it took forever to get anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685542
>Scandinavian "moot"
Fun fact: in Finnish we use a far more beautiful and elegant word for it.
Käräjät

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685531
>"Drink this. It's a paralysis potion I've been developing in my lab. It makes people convulse uncontrollably, but it vaguely resembles fighting in some form."

>"You...said you wanted a Hinezumi? Go to Zipangu, that's where they live, right?"

>"Here's 50 dollars. Buy a beckoning cat for yourself while you're there."

>>12685533
>"I-I haven't needed to be spoonfed since I was a child!"

>"Oh, I'll make you a sandwich alright. I'll make you a sandwich you'll never forget.

>"And I'll cram it so far down your gullet, you'll shit wheat seed for days!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685546
That does sound like a nice word. How do you pronounce it, and what does it mean?
>>12685547
>"And I'll cram it so far down your gullet, you'll shit wheat seed for days!"
Well... I do usually shit the things I eat, but that aside, what part of spoonfeeding implies cramming things down gullets? Were you spoonfed dicks as a child? At any rate, you called me master just now didn't you? In that case I wish to retain my third wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685553
>How do you pronounce it
Phonetically. Like in Latin.
>what does it mean
A moot. Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685557
>Implying I can latin
So what, 'Ka-ra-yat'?
>Duh
Well I dunno man. the word you use for it could have meant 'pointless discussion' or 'long talk' I'm talking literal translation here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685553
>"That I would be reduced to feeding a human like a mother caring for a child..."
>"I swear, I'll get that insolent Pharaoh bitch one day for cheating me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685559
>literal translation
Let's just go with "court".
>Ka-ra-yat
N-no. "ä" is not "a".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685563
'ah'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685562
>Not till I make my third wish and cease being your master you won't, now make with the spoonfeeding. But with a catch. You mustn't use your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685564
>'ah'
Where did that h even come from?
Look, it's like how you say the "a" in "nah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685571
Or more accurately, how you say 'a' in "naw."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685571
B-but that has an H, phonetically speaking the 'a' sound in 'nah' would bleed into an 'ah' sound, wouldn't it?
>>12685572
Even then it has a bit of an 'ah' sound, like 'nahw' and I don't mean 'ah' as it would be in 'hat' backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685566
>The snake was then forced to feed the faceless man using her tail, rather than her hands
>He made her tell him to "Say 'ah'" before himself saying 'ah,' thus allowing her to feed him
>It was a great blow to her pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685574
Forget the "h", there is no "h". Why are you even trying to learn to pronounce Finnish you ulkomaan piru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685576
Shit. This is the perils of not specifying your wishes to fake geenies. I was hoping she'd do it with her mouth. I was hoping to see a slight blush on her cheeks as she leant in to feed me, and tease her a little. Get a cute rise out of her.
>Imagine if the Pharaoh saw you now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685580
Because I care, you söpö Anon.
I used google translate for that, just for you, hope the message got across

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685587
Stop saying unnecessary things! That constitutes Alp bullying.
FYI I called you a gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685581
>>Imagine if the Pharaoh saw you now
>"Oh, Master. You're silly, don't say such unncessary things. I may have to hurt you once you've eaten."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685591
I know, I googled that too. I forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685594
As long as you don't leave me I'd be fine with that.
We should really create a textbook of how to woo monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685598
Oh well, even if you DO learn Finnish I can still retreat into the safe confines of incomprehensible regional dialects.
Kualkiäryleitä jiäkuapin piällä!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685604
What's Finnish for B-baka?
P-Perkele

[Anonymous No.]

So does size matter or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685610
Depends. Literal translation would be tyhmä, but most people don't use that because it sounds childish. Good enough for you though.
And don't invoke the god of thunder if you don't need him for anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xuv9RVss_Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685619
>Hey guys, so we finished inventing the Finish language what's left?
>Oh that's right didn't we need to invent a real bad ass and vicious way of swearing? Lets get on that
And also
>Implying I don't even need the god of thunder
When one ploughs the fields o' the heart, one desires a good harvest, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685388
Rusalka easily.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date a human girl if she truly loved you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685655
>human girl
You mean, like, a Werewolf who only turns into her Wolf form when she's on her period?
I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685655
If she turned herself into a monster for me? Yeah, I guess. Otherwise, naw main. Never trust a human. They can even fake their own orgasms. If she turned herself into like a vampire, then yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>You visit one of Zipangu's many hot springs resorts in order to unwind
>You unfortunately have to share a mixed bath, despite your want to be alone
>You go in to the spa room to begin your soak, when you find a Pharaoh and a Wight splashing each other with the water, naked and giggling
>Until they see you, covering their chests, and sinking back into the water

>"An interloper is within our midst."
"Begone from our lovely spa room, knave."

>They say, still giggling

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685660
"Turn me not away, oh noble ones! Allow me to wash and massage your backs!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685655
If she truly loves me she doesn't mind to die and be resurrected as an undead, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685660
With the bare minimum of modesty, and minding my own business. Just because they're there doesn't mean that I have to interact with them. Go find a nice spot and rest, as was my intent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685655
How would you feel if a yandere human girl started telling you how interacting with those cursed monster girls will only bring you trouble?

What if she got aggressive when she saw you dating a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685660
>"S-Sorry."
Then go and sit in the corner of the bath and hope they don't bully me as I wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685668
>Sneak Ushi-Oni blood into her drink and run for my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685668
I'm sure there's some Orc Horde she could be sold off to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685655
Sure. She always can become a wight, vampire, apophis, ushi-oni, succubus or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685660

"...what."

Then go back to relaxing on my own. And wonder what undead people want with a spa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685675
Hot baths do wonders against the chill of death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685655
If she truly loved me then she'd share my love of Monster Girls, and wish to become one that suited her, to the pleasure of us both, in which case yes, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685660
Bow to them, apologize, and start to back away, not wanting to intrude on their bathtime shenanigans any longer. Attempting to hide my massive erection the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685671
Is there a black market for this stuff or do you sneak into a hospital to steal it from the blood bank like a junkie Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685684
What are you, a bioterrorist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685685
Just devotee of Arachnotaur, the Merciful and Fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you met a Dhampir who instead of her mother was after her Twin sister who through wacky monster Genetics was Full Vampire.
Would you join her quest to stop her, or get a hot threesome going

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685689
Hot threesome sounds sensible. I'd prefer it was her mother though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685689
Only if it's in Alaska and involves the two screeching SISTEEEEEEEEER to each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685689
Depends on what the Vampire twin was doing.
If she's doing Dio-tier villainy, she will be stopped.

If she's doing Zim-tier supervillainy, threesomes are in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685684
>I dressed up as an alp and snuck into a blood-donation Mobile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685693
She actually had a very sweet mother, who gave the two of them blood cookies and blood milk when they came home from school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12683562
It's doubles monster standards. You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685694
Well played. Now put down your controller, as flat as you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685699
>Mantis with man made swords and not natural ones
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685702
That's the "psycho" part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685388
>Mantrap
Absolutely mantraps.

[Anonymous No.]

>I've come to take back what was stolen! Despair!
Oh no! A Mummy has come to take back what you stole! What did you steal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685699
I'd rather hold it up to my arm for a shiatsu massage instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685707
Her skin lotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685496
I'm not eating any of that.
I bet that icing contains semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685715
Science is mandatory. Consent is optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685655
>Yes
>First we'll go on a date together.
>Watch the movies.
>Get dinner
>Walk hand in hand in the park
>Tell her how much I love her
>Make all of her fantasies about me come true
>Draw a pentagram

>Slit her throat
>Put her body in the middle of the pentagram
>Ritual complete, My very own undead girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685707
I ask her what's her offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685713
You are an awful person, Anon.
I bet you pour mouthwash on sandworm girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685707
The slab. King ramses' slab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685731
You mean the one that says
>Stick figure with big dick
>Fluffy eared girl on all fours
>bid dick ramming fluffy eared girl's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685668
What if you're dating an oomukade?
I think that yandere showdown is something you don't want to be in the middle of.
Kind of like freddy vs. jason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685734
I never got how Jason was able to win that. Literal retard vs a funny dream demon? Freddie should have won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685734
>You will never find your Oomukade girlfriend crying one day
>You will never see she is missing an antenna
>She will never tell you some girl she didn't know started yelling at her, cornered her and pulled it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685737
>Asura's Wrath intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685736
I think the REAL Winner was Ash.
No really he froze Jason and banished Freddy to the Deadite realm and they were never seen again. Shame there was no sequel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685736
Jason is pretty much a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685739
>Ash
But that was the comic, not the movie.
>>12685741
Wurms are cute. Jason is lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685736
Maybe because freddie looks more like the big bad than jason.
He is the smart one.

Pic related visits you in your dreams, wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685744
Let my Nightmare trample her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to school, sulking at your desk looking at your recently-graded test
>"What's the matter, Anon?"
"I got a 40 on my test! Father told me he'll cut my allowance if I keep getting grades like this."
>"Oh...I see."
"At this rate, I'll never be able to buy that console I've been wanting!"
>"Oh? How much is it?"
"I dunno, like, $500?"
>"Really! They're that cheap!?" she says in amazement
>Huh?
>"Wow, I have a toothbrush that's about $4,000."
>What
>"Maybe I should look into getting one of these 'consoles,'" she says so innocently
>You put down the test you had in your hand, looking her in the eye, deadpan
>You know she didn't mean to hurt your feelings
>And yet...
"You know...Petra," you begin
>"Eh?" She looks at you curiously
"Sometimes, you say some really awful things."
>Her eyes open wide in confusion
>Flustered, she squirms where she stands as she struggles to respond
>"W-Wait, I...what did I say? I didn't...If it makes you feel better, I can buy it for you. Come on!"
>Just another ordinary day with Petra, one could suppose
>She irritates the hell out of you sometimes, but no matter how you look at it, she seems kind of cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685747
She'll buy me a free PS4? There truly is no price you can put on friendship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685737
What do you think will be the retaliation of the oomukade if she finds out that the girl who did that has thing for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685737
And that's the moment I take the shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685748
That kind of friendship would be horrible for me. what could you possible give back to her of equal value?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685755
>equal value
The law of equivalent exchange... In those days, we really believed the world worked that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685755
Advice on being a well-rounded girl with social adeptness, given she's been home-schooled all her life until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685758
>anon teaching someone else social adeptness
Fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685758
Yeah, but that I'd be happy to just give. Not as a payment or repayment, just as a gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685747
>Paying $500 for a console

>>12685748
>Paying $500 for a console with no games

I have to keep reminding myself that I'm surrounded by people with shit tastes, and to beg Gaben to forgive them, for they know not what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685772
>Paying 500$
But anon, I'm not paying 500 $ for anything. She is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685774
>Using a friend to buy an overpriced paperweight

Nah, you're the shit friend in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685776
It won't leave a dent in her allowance anon. There is nothing negative about this. Or do you expect me to get The Phantom Pain for the PS3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685780
It's the principle of the situation. Not to mention you're taking a console port over a superior PC release. Tempting her with such actions, next you must want to get her to drink and drive too, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685783
>superior PC release
But MGS belongs to the Playstation consoles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685787
>to
on*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685787
Damn Anon, you have some serious stockholm syndrome. "C-Console is good! 30 FPS is a cinematic experience, just like the creators intended! Mods are the tools of the devil!"

At this point I fear you're too far gone. Find yourself a filthy Oomukade and live under your consoles together, blinding yourself to the glory of gods.

[Anonymous No.]

People are bitching again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685787
>But MGS belongs to the Playstation consoles.
Now you're being delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685800
You didn't grow up playing MGS on the Playstation 1 and 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685707
>Her Heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684861
She's doing it for you anon. >>12678162

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685747
>A few days later, you find a strange package at your doorstep
>It's wrapped in gift wrap
>More importantly, it's addressed to you
>With some hesitance, you carry it into the house, unwrapping it in your room
>It's that same console you had told Petra about
>There's a message attached to the box beneath the gift wrap, made of parchment no less
>It reads
"I'm sorry I had been so cruel to you. Please accept this as a token of my apology."
>With a very regal-looking signature on the bottom, signed:
>"Petra"
>You grab your phone and tap her number like your thumb is having a seizure
>And wait for the ringing of the phone
>"Hello?"
"Petra, what the hell!?"
>"......I'm sorry?"
"What is this...this thing doing at my house?"
>"Oh! That! I sent it to you."
"I see that!"
>You swear, this girl is TOO nice
>"I wanted to apologize to you...Did I not get the right one?"
"That--That's not my point! Anyway, I can't accept this. This is--"
>"Did I really hurt your feelings that much? I'm dreadfully sorry, Anon."
>She sounds a bit sad over the phone
>The last thing you want right now is to make her feel like shit
>"N-No, I do accept your apology, it's just--. Next time, just apologize. I'm your friend, Petra. Friends don't...necessarily apologize by buying each other expensive electronic gifts."
>Still, it is a nice gift...
>But it still hurt your pride a little, dammit.
>Somewhere inside, YOU wanted to buy it for you
>"I see. Thank you, Anon. That means a lot."
>The two of you talk a bit more before hanging up
>Leaving you with this brand new console
>You give a little sigh and crack a little smile
>"Honestly," you say aloud

[Anonymous No.]

>Incubus father to a vampire daughteru
>It's her first day of school, the kindergarten runs a program at night for the more nocturnal monster girls
>There's four other vampires there besides your waifu, but their husbands all seem to be human
>Which means their daughterus are dhampirs
>Why night school for them? Weird
>Outwardly you look human, except the fangs you grew, of course
>Humans never realize until they see them, but monster girls smell it on you or something, you don't know, you're a mechanic not a scientist
>It's like this every time you cross paths with another vampire and her husband though, they fight
>Well, not really fight, more like she berates him while he stares at his feet
>Grow some balls man, come the fuck on
>That's what you did, she called you slave once
>Once
>You lost the fight, she's a monster girl after all, but you impressed her enough that she set to work turning you into an incubus immediately
>Now you've got a doting, loving, slightly clingy vampire waifu
>Fucking humanfags, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685819
>"Honestly"
Am I in an anime now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685707

I don't know. I'm not the kind of guy that steals from others, let alone a mummy. What could she be after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685121
i hate this.
kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685824
I will admit I mentally played the scene out like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685824
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685829
I know. I heard that last bit in my head. In Japanese. That's how fucking authentic it was.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay guys, form your ideal adventuring party! Note that not all party members have to be a part of your personal harem. And you don't have to be the hero, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685121
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685836
>Not being a duo with you as the healer mage bishie and your Monster Waifu as the berserker melee fighter

Harems a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685843
>party of two
You won't get far in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685845
>Implying all that experience that would normally be distributed to a Party of 4 won't make me and my waifu incredibly overpowered

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685847
>implying the two of you can get that experience instead of getting curbstomped
Who is your waifu anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685850
>Implying you don't level grind so curbstomping is a none issue
Jabberwocky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685854
>grinding
That's lame, even if you're staring at your waifu's ass all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685821
good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685856
Grinding isn't lame, it's putting hard work in to get the slow but sure rewards of better stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685836
Vampire, Apophis, Dark Valkyrie, Lich, Kunoichi, Ushi-Oni.

Villain party, because someone has to stand against the Hero, that pretty guy who everybody loves and can't do anything wrong. God I hate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685861
Grinding is not how you're meant to do stuff though. Can't you and Jabberwocky just get party members and then NOT fuck any of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685836
Harem is too much for me, but bigamy is something I would accept. Like Shirohebi and Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685870
>Note that not all party members have to be a part of your personal harem
It's like you people lack reading comprehension skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685836
A Dark Elf ranger, a Cheshire thief, a Gazer mage, and myself as a typical swordsman. We'd be going down into the depths below a large city, making our way by scores of aggressive monsters prowling the dungeons

It's the Gazer's mother's birthday, and we're giving her a surprise visit. Poor gal has been cooped up with her studies all alone for too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685836
Me, a Pharoh healer, and an Apophis mage.
The rest will be recruited to the party through SMT-style negotiation.

I need the Pharaoh because she is the key to the entire quest we are on.
I need Apophis because she's versed in world travel and knows how to persuade monster girls.
It's gonna be a looong journey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685875
This sounds like a proper adventure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685877
>SMT
Pardon my ignorance, but what's that short for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685873
I blame the lack of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685881
Sexual magnetism theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685886
Would a tanned Elf make the cut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685847
What if it's like Breath of Fire and more party members gives you more EXP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685893
We need more dark skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685935
A Brown Yeti is fine too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685866
Monster Girls can get possessive and jealous though, and I'm not tough enough to deal with that shit.

Besides, you don't need any party members since if you use the right buff spells you can make your berserker waifu practically invincible.

>>12685933
That just means we'll have to spend more time level grinding. Which is fine because who doesn't love spending more time with your waifu, and getting to rest at the inn with her whenever you need to refill your HP and MP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685935
It ain't easy being a Dark Elf in a Catholic School.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG likes the spiciest food? Who's the likeliest to snack on habaneros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685939

Yetis are the finest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685955
Chili aficionado Salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685311
Reminder that not even the power of Sabbath can flatten a Holstaurus' chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685985
So how do you explain the freak with a flat chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>Please stop staring at my hand
>Yes, it works just like any other hand. It's just huge.
>I just want to enjoy my juice box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685995
I have no idea what that thing is but I want to pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685995

Fine. At least put some clothes on when you're outside if you don't want people staring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685985
You breach it sister!
I was saving this picture for New Year's, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686006
>breach
preach*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685991
Probably a boy made into one as part of some sick experiment. May as well be a boy, loot at that barren chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685991
a little holstaurus that hasn't grown her big boobies yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686010
>Alptaurus
Anon, please. Baphomet is more powerful than your Fat Cow Goddess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686015

>Cow Goddess Monstergirl
>Just all plump and squishy all over
>With obscenely huge breasts
>Lactates sacred milk that cures any affliction and absolves any hunger
>Preferably delicious brown

Shit nigga, that's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686015
But it's the truth. Lolification on Holsts makes oppai lolis. Flat chest a shit! Even Nature knows this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686023
Yeah, she's called Hathor, the Book of Moo describes her philosophy of health and fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686023
Been gone a while have we?

Any adherents of Hathor here that could orient this man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685995
How blunderful.

[Anonymous No.]

I see the usual monster deity praising session has begun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686035
Arachnotaur the Fluffy and Merciful gets a portrait when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686023
All of my yes.

Soft monster girls a best

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685836
Chimera, Chimera, Chimera, Chimera.

That's at least 16 different monster powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686063
In my canon, your party can have six members, including you, so that's 20.

[Anonymous No.]

Fatty cow or muscle mino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686070
Minigun Muscle Minotaurus all day ery day. With a puffy vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686058
I thought that cow was her booty for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685491
And now I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685707
Her virginity. Or the Anubis' virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685999
I'm pretty sure its a Kaiju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685671
>yandere Ushi Oni

WHAT HAVE YOU Done!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686095
Created my 2perfect4upelvis waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686095
Made a waifu.
>Hating the two best things put together
I bet you hate french toast and bacon, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685794
>multi eyed tentacle HORROR talking down to anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686098
>>12686099
>Ushi Oni
>Good
>Ever

Not even yandere can fix her. Spiders a shit. SHIIIIIIIT!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684991
Anon, that's how you pick up REAL women. Or at least, it's a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686120
Spiders are love. Spiders are life. The polls have spoken. Rach is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686120
>Not wanting to escape the harsh wilds in an oddly warm cave
>Too warm, as if this were more than a cave, and some one's cherished home.
>Not shuffling to the very back of the cave and resting against some warm furs
>Not being rocked into a gentle sleep as the furs inhale and exhale
>Wait what?
>The fur wraps its arms about your waist
>Fur shouldn't do that
>"Got you noow~"
>"Never gonna let you goo~"
>The fur reveals itself to be a Ushi-Oni twice your size.
>You cry for your pelvis, and thanks the gods for the life you've lived up until now. mother... Father... goodbye.
>She jut pulls you into a snuggle and immediately goes to sleep, warming your hypothermic body
>she mumbles in her sleep with a dopey grin on her face
>"Rape can wait, rape can waaiit~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685175
If this could get a sequel I would be happy as a clam at high-tide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685175
oh gods please do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686131
>giving a shit what nips think

>>12686133
If you're trying to scare me to death, it's working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686133
Trapdoor Ushi-Oni when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686147
>implying anyone but the nips have any say in this
Anon, please. Gaijins are irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686136
>Oni in a bar
Heh reminds me of that one greentext I did a while about SUFFERING. Something along the lines of monsters not realising that they're monsters. One oni tries to pick up a little boyslut, and pushes him against the bar when he protests. She gropes his dick through his pants as she molests his mouth. He melts into her powerful embrace and she grins around his lips until she realises he's melting a little too much. What the fuck? She takes a step back and he falls limply. In her haste she forgot that she could benchpress entire trains, and broke his back when she pushed him into the bar. She goes into shock and doesn't even move for a solid three hours as ambulance personnel and paramedics whisk him away to the nearest hospital. She ends ends up marrying him and taking responsibility for effectively ending his life, and cries whenever she rides him, her thick thighs pounding into his weak, limp waist. She cums after using him and falls back onto the legs that he'll never use again, and the tears come again. She makes to leave when he grabs her hand. He doesn't say anything. He doesn't even look at her, but in his frail grasp, he holds her heart in an iron vice. They laid together for the first time all throughout the night, crying.

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>>12686155
Did a while back**

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686152
They do when the top NY Times best sellers ever volume sale beta nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686070
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686070
Fatty mino.

>chubbygirlsfrom12beast.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686152
>MM got popular by Japan numbers alone
>no other countries are relevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686164
>popularity overseas makes a difference to where Crabman takes the story
I think you misunderstood what I was saying, you know what I'm saying?
>>12686161
>chubbygirlsfrom12beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686155
That one was cute. Very nice healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685611
>only as big as a garden snake
>ignoring that fucking anacondas and pythons exist and would produce human sized lamia waifus
>ignoring the fact that most snakes are at least double the size of a garden snake to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686168
Shut up you Niggahebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686155
>>12686175

>staying with the person who crippled you

How is this healing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686176
>ignoring the fact that garden snakes exist
Small snakes need love too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686179
I recall it ending on a high note. Was I wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686183
If you're talking about the original, I think I remember writing some healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686183
The only one I remember from when we were writing bad ends involving an oni, she killed the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Daddy! Daddy, look! We learned new things at school today! Our teacher even gave us homework, too!"
>"U-um... let's see..."
>"I-I can do it! J-Just gimme a second!"
>"Hmm...uuuh..."
>"Ssshh! D-Don't tell me the answer! I wanna show daddy what I learned!"
>"I-I'm almost there! I'll make you really proud! You'll see!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686207
I remember one of mine had healing though. Hrmm. I ripped that whole bed scene straight from my memories. M-Maybe it was that one about the abusive husband beater Amazoness/Oni. It sort of coming back to me, she beat him until the guy was bedridden. Fuck I hate forgetting stories.

[Anonymous No.]

So did the new chapter of this get translated yet or have we not yet seen papi's mum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686223
airy pls stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686223
Now what could possibly be so hard?
>>12686232
Papi's slutty, delicious brown mama has yet to be properly translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686223
Just become a stripper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686181
>Tiny garden snake
>Curls around your dick and spirals around it to get you off
>Her arms can barely reach around the head, and the sensations from her silky hair when she rubs her cheek into your tip are stimulating to say the least
>Upon your orgasm, the cum blasts up at her face, drenching her in the intoxicating semen she loves so much
>Coils around you to let as much of it splash upon her naked body as possible while she fingers herself
>Rubbing your cum into her skin, massaging it onto her breasts and plunging it within while she fingers herself
>Her tiny snake tongue is lapping up the weaker spurts from your dick
>Finally brings herself to orgasm by grinding herself against your semi-hard shaft

>When you're both finished, you pick her up and wash her off in the sink
>She loves swimming around beneath the hot water tap while it's running

>When she's done, lift her up with a finger and let her lie down on a hand towel
>Roll her up in it and call her your "pancake snake"
>Fall asleep with her nestled up in your hair, or coiled up all safe and warm in the crook of your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686226
Don't let yourself regret. Save your stories, you might become a writefag we need in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>No huge Oni GF
>The size difference between you is so massive that when she hugs you it's almost like you disappear
>Her two major sexual quirks are that she loves to wrap her body around yours and she has a strong oral fixation that most translates into deep tongue-kissing
>Will just lay on top of you and completely press your body beneath hers while violating your mouth with her tongue. She'll do this for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686242
Lewdly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686248
This works best with a mid size/normal size girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686248
This has been fantasy of mine for quite some time. Bloody awesome.
>>12686242
See, they're lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686244
>I'm already writing faggotry
>Update in a few minutes hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686248

>Finally giving you a chance to breathe. Her huge, powerful tongue slides out of your mouth as she stares down to admire her work.
>She licks her teeth as she lovingly bullies you.
>"Ha. Lookit you. All I need is my tongue to beat you into submission. It's like your throat is a sex organ. I could mouth-rape you like this all day."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686257
Who the devil are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686260
Another thing we need to address is Oni snoring and pillow drooling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686248

Why is this Oni so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686264
It's the underbite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686264
The horns are too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686248
>>12686264
>that misshapen face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686268
>misshapen
But it's damn attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686269
I like her hair, but the horns intrude to much, makes her head look like she lost a fight to Mace Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686275
I'd totally wake up next to her with a hangover, matching wedding rings on our fingers and no recollection of hat happened last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685121
I love it. I want to see her abuse him more. But do what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

'Nother Rusalka Update. This time with declaration of love. As always, I'd love some feedback, thoughts, criticisms.

>>12686262
I'm the dude writing about cannibal Mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686295
Oh, and the new shit starts at 1058, just in case you guys were getting sick of scrolling through all the other crap just to find your place.
Y'know... If you're still reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686265
Indeed.
That and the confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you met an Oni who wanted to be a Sumo wrestler?
Would you respect her wishes and help her round out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686295
>biting during sex
Muh dick.
Is the sex scene going to keep going after that or are we back to plot? Just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there were more tiny monstergirls.

I want to hold a tiny salamander in my hands to stay warm during the winter while she snuggles up between my fingers.
I want to use my forefinger to give a tummy rub to a panting, tiny werewolf.
I want to work together with a tiny ghost girl to prank people with Ghost Tricks.
I want to customise a tiny robutt girl and use Soildworks to design custom clothes and dresses for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686295

First time I've seen this. Diggin' it.

Just out of curiosity, is this concept of the Rusalka inspired by the picture in >>12685388

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686295
>All this healing
I'm scared for what will come.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys lay a Succubutt if she agreed to help boost your sexual technique and charisma in exchange for taking your life energy through other intimate means like kissing, skin contact, and hand holding?

Or would you still burn the seductress at the stake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686336
Keep goin' but I need to shower and head off to Uni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686346
Yay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686344
>taking your life energy
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686342
Yeah, Even down to the base fundaments of the personality, though I took a few liberties, because all that was really specified there was
>She cares for you after she eats you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686344
Does my life energy replenish and is she monogamous?

If yes, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686355

That makes me happy.

I wrote and made that big bad end image back when these threads were on /a/. Just now discovered they were here now. I'm keeping up with this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686354

Oh come on, Anon. It'd be more like a Wight than a Succubus, sipping at your spirit energy/life force like a lady.

>>12686356

She's your Succubutt. Your one and only. Sure, she'll let you bang other women, but the alien aching in her chest bothers her over time.

Until one day she just forces you onto the bed, blasts the lights out with dark magic and tenderly rapes you, in the dark, one hand clasped around yours while she places another on top of yours. Keeping it on her buttock as she grinds her hips into you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686355
>She cares for you after she eats you

WHAT. Is this a Mero thing? She'll keep fond memories of you after she kills you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686371
Read it >>12685388

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686344
I'm game, as long as she gives me time to recharge. Want to be at my best whenever she needs her fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686375
And that's another for the "purge with extreme hatred" List.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686389

Oh don't worry, she'll do that. But then you also have to deal with the fact that she's going to fuck your brains out on a constant basis until you can last all night with her and a sheet of sweat covers both of your sticky bodies.

Bouncing in the seated position, mewling lewdly when you suckle her nipples. Succubutts are love, Succubutts are life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686346
>>12686353
I mean, I don't wanna imply I only care about the fuckin', I'm really enjoying the story in general so far.
I was just really looking forward to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686390
>Hating the Rusalka

[Anonymous No.]

>This post is spam
I bet Grandad is behind this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686390

The only MGs who truly deserve to be purged are:

Ropers, Parasite Slimes, Matangos, Cheshires with extra equipment, and Beelzebubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686363
Not to suck your dick or anything but I think I was there when you first posted it, Or soon after. Did you post it whilst complaining about the hugbox? Any way, when I saw it I insta waifu'd her and wrote a short greentext which served as the pretext and prototype to this longass saga. so if you saw that you know the gist of where this story goes. At any rate, thank you.

>>12686392
If you're that guy who was talking about biting whilst sexing in the last update then I restructured things for you Originally the first time was going to be pretty vanilla, but then in a later thread they were talking about the full moon and the idea just stuck. I think it worked out pretty well. But then, I'm Biased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686403
Nope, just a different guy who was pretty excited by the prospect when it was brought up here. I don't think you should've restructured your story just to appease a few people though. Especially since I think the other guy too said that you should save that sort of thing for when it's appropriate.

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>>12686395
The negatives of monstergirls are the possibility of imprisonment, chemical or psychological dependence, being shunned/hunted by your fellow man, insanity, becoming anathema to the gods holy shit that's a big one *making more monsters, and in some cases some really kinky, unwanted sex. But that's not enough for you, you have to go into vore and guro territory. You piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686408
Hmm. True, but nothing I write is set in stone, I only have vague Ideas of what direction I wanna go in. More than anything I just write what feels appropriate to me and forgetting a full moon felt like the sort of thing Theinn would do. So as I was writing it all sort of just came together. Honestly, I also had nothing planned for the first time. Do you feel it was inappropriate for the first time? Didn't feel tooo bad to me, what with the ritual thingy and all, but as I say every time I post updates, I'd love to hear other people's thoughts on how this is progressing. I take em all into consideration, after all.

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>>12686414
Just think of her as a big fishy vampire Who uses more teeth she is technically a dead spirit of vengeance, so she has the undead vibe down. Kinda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686416
I don't think it was inappropriate, I enjoyed it, I just thought that you initially had very different plans and that you had to compromise the direction of your story for the sake of pandering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686401
You forgot all spiders, manticore, girtabliu, baphomet, imps and pixies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686414
>in some cases some really kinky, unwanted sex
Eh, most monster girls can't really do anything especially kinky. Kinda depends on how much of their body is still human. A Dark Elf (almost 100% human and a natural dominatrix) is gonna do all kinds of kinky stuff obviously, but something like a Yeti not so much.

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>>12686414
I don't like vore and guro, it's the fact that she loves you with all her heart but she can't stop eating you. And then she feels bad, heals you and cares for you.

Delicious healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686428
>Girtablilu
>Arachnees
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686420
Naw. All I have is story ideas. The hardest part for me is threading them together in a coherent linear fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685995
Would you let her give you a tail-handjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686418
Vampires don't tear the flesh of their prey and heal them just to do it again. It's funny, that scar on her neck, can they survive being beheaded? Am I gonna need the explosive rounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686428
>Girtabliu
Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686429
Since I was talking of monsters at large, think roper, tentacle, slimes.

>>12686431
>healing

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>12686433
I know scorpions are arachnids, I was just being thorough.

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>>12686437
>Insulting muh waifu
Actually I think that image is of a chick called shiela or something. A mermaid from a manga about the end of the world or something. I wonder if they've translated the recent pages.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't men ever want a nice lizardgirl? Why do they always go for the jerk manticores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686444
Bondage isn't THAT kinky...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686439
Will you get off my balls!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686444
>I was just being thorough.
Can you thoroughly help yourself to the encyclopedia, because you're talkin' like a retard.

Insulting my waifu, shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What're some female dominant passionate positions, anons?

I know you faggots can at least help with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686460
>What is cowgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686450
I would much prefer a lizardgirl, but not a fan of those bands myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686460
Cowgirl, my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686460
>Cowgirl
Pressing her breasts against your chest while she rides you

>Reverse
Bringing your head to hers as she kisses you tenderly

>Standing Congress
One leg wrapped around you as she kisses you tenderly

>Fucking I dunno almighty cowgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686460

I enjoy this one.

The woman's position has her assert a dominant role while still maintaining very intimate closeness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686460
I love cowgirl so much http://i.imgur.com/R0v4p3o.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686469
>Standing Congress
It's suspended congress ya nit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686470
Lotus or something like that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685355
>widowed CC
That's an oxymoron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686450
>Joy Division and Radiohead
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686470

>She wants to dominate you
>But at the same time she wants to be close to you

Hngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686450
Because there's just something about bad girls. They're so mysterious an cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686470
This is the greatest position I've ever seen in my whole entire life and I've never known the name of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685509
City Barbecue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686458
Is there something ungrammatical in my previous sentence? Because I don't see it.

Your waifu A SHIIIIT! If I see you on the street I'll beat your asses and ship her to China, so she can be made into wine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686478
No, a widowed milf is an oxymoron. A CC is just an unmarried woman past her day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686483
>>12686477

It's often called The Lotus, but I've also heard it referred to as the Face-to-Face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686487
Wait that's even less of an oxymoron. what am I saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686486
>implying she wouldn't sting you into a spasming mess first

No, anon. You're the fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686450
I'd a lizargirl. I just don't think I could avoid being arrested.

>>12686482
Enjoy your heartbreak after being fucked and chucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686492
>because I'm gonna fight fair

No, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686502
Truly humans are the real monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686499
> I just don't think I could avoid being arrested.

What?

>>12686482
How many times of getting pumped and dumped and having your heart broken is it going to take until you stop going for the 'bad girls', anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686450

This image is making me mad for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you will never tell your Undine that you hate her, that she'll never be as amazing as an Ignis or as bro as a Gnome
>That she's just a shitty watery tart with an urn
>She will never tear up, whispering "Master hates me?"
>You will never be tenderly and passionately raped by your Undine until you love her, and promise to never break her heart again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686503
And you better not forget it.

>>12686506
You know, if some asshole or uppity monbitch came up to her and started making bonnet tipping jokes. I'd glass 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>People who just mention cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in regards to sex positions with a dominant female role

You guys have no imaginations.

Try some of these next time you make OC.

The 'Reverse Unicycle' works too.

Unicycle position is typically reserved for when she wants to fuck her man like the bitch he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686513
I wish Gnome had more lewd art. I don't think I've ever seen any.
Hell, none of the elementals have any porn. It's a real bummer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686506
>tfw she never gave you back your beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686515

I just realized the ridiculous number of new sex positions that would be made possible by monstergirl physiology.

We need a Monstergirl Kama Sutra.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been considering writing a "Summoning X Elemental" story, but haven't been able to pin down anything solid.

I was the faggot who turned a Gnome into Rockbiter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686515
The art kills my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686523
>I was the faggot who turned a Gnome into Rockbiter.
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686508
Because you know its true, at least the original version is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686524
It's not meant to be pornographic or erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686322
Yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686506

You just don't understand, anon. They need help. They may act mean and vicious and controlling...but deep down I know they're hurting inside. And I can help them.

...It's gotta work eventually, I know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686515

>Unicycle

I don't know about you guys but i don't think my dick could bend back that far without hurting or damaging it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686518
There's a really bad paizuri picture of her (but she doesn't have the big earthen hands or the plants growing out of her head so she loses a lot of her flair) and a handjob pic with a really awful face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686524

It's not about the art. It's about the positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686526

>They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they?
>I always thought that's what they were.
>My little friends... The Ignis and her icy Glacie, the Undine... and even the stupid Sylph...
>I couldn't hold on to them...
>The Dark Matter... pulled them right out of my hands... I failed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686533
>Gnome handjob
That sounds... kinky but really, really dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686531
>this entire post

You stupid bitches. You deserve what you get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686541

You do realize she can make her hands as rocky or as liquid as they need to be right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686529
Does not compute.

>>12686535
You like books with shitty illustrations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686531

This is how bitchboys come to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686518
There's the Dark Gnome, who I swear is lewdness incarnate.

Other than that, nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686531
Meta knowledge is upsetting me greatly.

That aside, why not at least go for a manticore who is already a gentle girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686545
I'd be okay with somewhere around clay, really.
Although with them actually being able to move, and bits and pieces falling off, that's probably their default state anyway when it's time to be intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686551
>Leona
I'd prefer a Manticore that was always yandere, but never a beta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686550

>Dark Elementals

They're entirely too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686560
And I fuckin' love 'em for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686551

Because she doesn't need the help.,

Just look at this one. I bet she's really a gentle soul who's suffering underneath all of that bravado.

I know I can change her.

All I need is time. It'll get better. Don't worry about the bruises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685819
>You hear the school bell sound, and proceed to head to the roof
>It was always your favorite place to eat lunch, and today was no different
>You reach inside your bag to grab your boxed lunch
>And it's not there...
>You double check panickedly for your boxed lunch, to no avail
>You look in every compartment inside your bag
>Until the realization hits that you forgot your lunch at home
>You let out an irritated groan, and a pained, hungry moan, knowing you'll have to go with out lunch today
>"Why the long face," asks Petra
"I left my lunch at home," you whine
>She nods inquisitively, her chin perched on her hand as she says aloud
>"Ah...I see."
"You say it so casually..."
>"Oh, I know!" she interjects, reaching into her bag and producing her own boxed lunch
>"We can share mine! See?"
>She opens up her boxed lunch
>Revealing the whole lobster within, among other extravagant morsels
>Like rich pork cutlets and caviar
>You don't know whether to be overjoyed that she is sharing her lunch
>Or upset that you're being outdone yet again
>So you settle on a poker face instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686564
So is that stuff around her some kind of dirt, or rock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686295
Amazing. Based healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686564

The fact that there are people who don't want to get reckless with Ignis makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686566
And what will you do if you 'heal' her? Move on to the next pussy like some sort of slutty Mary Poppins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686568
Mud-pussy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686572

No, then I'll be content with having found the one I could help and love forever. I've invested too much into this to stop trying now.

Especially after that Oni broke my arm when I didn't answer one of her texts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686560
>>12686564
>>12686570
Isn't there another one of these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686567
>Liking some slut who parades around as a monster girl despite clearly being human but also who paints her nails
Pharaoh a turbo slut championship edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686564
Would a relationship with a Gnome involve mud on your dick
Because I wouldn't be too ecstatic about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686566
Anon please it doesn't have to be like this. You can get help, you don't need to suffer trying to change the worst of society. Let us deal with them and help you. It'll all be ok but you have to let us help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686583
>painting your nails makes you a slut
I thought we left your faggot ass back on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686584
She'd teach you to enjoy it. But she's an earth elemental, so expect some form of soil to be involved every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686581

Best and most lewd for last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686581
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686580
You're gonna end up dead one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686589
>so expect some form of soil to be involved every now and then
Would there really be anything like that? The profile doesn't mention anything of the sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686600
>>12686601

Welp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686600
>>12686601
Now that was fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686588
>Wasting money to color dead skin cells isn't vapid as shit
You keep wasting money on shit, I'll meanwhile have lods emone to play video games, you know, actual entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686607
Yeah. He posted first so I'll delete mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686605
The profile is a description of a monster girl's defining traits, it's not going to elaborate on all the weird sex she might have with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686610
>Wanting to make yourself more attractive makes you vapid

Anon, please. She just wants to be pretty for you. Or attract you to her so she can ensnare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686566
For some reason, I'm imagining her trying to hug me with her tail and kiss me with her tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686583
She's undead.
Also, she invokes magic through her snake.
Also she probably has sun magic.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with an anglerfish girl. I want to latch onto her and bond with her. I want to be absorbed by her, overwhelmed by endless pleasure while my mind melts. I want to feel the pleasure of dissolving into her and spurting my seed into her, over and over, her pleasure flooding my senses as they narrow down to the single, constant point of pleasure that'll be my life.

Is there something wrong with me for wanting this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686619
Don't wast your time anon I tried to reason with him but he doesn't realize he's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686627
Yes, yes there is
See your local Lich doctor asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686627
>Just a woman's torso in an angler fish's mouth
>Also most likely vore
I don't like this, boss. I gotta get outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686630
What can she prescribe me for having such heinous fetishes as absorption and melting?
A slimegirl in a jar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686633
Maybe. Slime is the answer for most things
Have a cold? Slime girl nurse.
The flu? Slime girl nurse.
Can't get it up? Slime girl nurse.
Having dreams of being absorbed and becoming one with your waifu? Slime girl nurse with a shovel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686450
because manticore waifu got her poison glands removed just for me. dat dedication gives me stiffies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686633
>"I may have to take extreme measures, my boy."
>"Here. I will attach this jar to your skin and it will cause you to feel extreme bouts of pleasure."
>"But the more you wear it, this pleasure will become unbearable pain. Much like an angler fish."
>"I'm going to leave you with it for a month. If you start seeing small dots in your vision before then, call me immediately."
>I mean it. Immediately."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686646
I wonder if there is a Lich out there that just got bored with all the heavy research material that her kind usually research. Death this, abomination that, immortality that.
What if one decided to go into commercial merchandise? Like snack cakes, or children's toys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686643

A Manticore removing her venom glands is like a Succubus not murdering you for being a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686651
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>Trans-species monstergirls

>Manticore who shaves off all of her fur and hides her hairs
>Is considering getting surgery to have her tail and wings removed

>Centaur who is deeply ashamed of her race and wants to fight the good fight to keep the human race pure, all while struggling with her sexuality and romantic feelings for a human, who she believes should marry another human

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686662

>hides her hairs

Her ears, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686662
This is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686662
>>12686666
what's even stranger is that if MGs were real, this would undoubtably happen. fetishes be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686662
So like niggers on /pol/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685660
Apologize and agree to leave. But, as I leave, I turn to the wight and say: You best be careful though, hot water is a surefire recipe for bloated corpses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686662
>>12686666
Ultra Satan stop.

[Anonymous No.]

STRONG, INDEPENDENT ONI WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN but would still like one, please respond with name and number, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686681

No, fuck you, I'm drunk as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686675

I would bitch slap a Centaur if she did that. Horse pussy may not be for everybody, but if you so much as make a Nightmare cry, hell will follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686684
pls continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686662
>12686609
>Making monstergirls tumblr tier insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rev5Z6Dg91A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686682
I would if she's like that one picture where she loves me so much she's willing to do anything to make it easier to make love to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686643

Now I'm thinking about a matango who attempts to remove her spore production organs to be with her crush. Only, when she uproots and walks into the nearest town to find a doctor, a quarantine is declared and she's forced to run and hide in the forest before the red dragons come along.
Maybe she'd slip a letter into her crush's house during the night, telling him to come to her clearing.
When he arrives, he sees the matango holding a box of matches stolen from his house, and a a knee-deep pile of dead, dried flora covering her legs.

"Anon, I'm sorry I can't be a nice monstergirl like a kitsune or a pretty succubus or a holstaurus.
"I'm sorry, sorry I'm just a stupid fuh-fucking sporeslut who doesn't deserve love! That I'm just mushroom-skinned freak who makes everyone else miserable! Everyone hates me! I don't want to- don't want to...
"Everyone says that I should just burn in a fire. I'm sorry I-I'm such a horrible thing, Anon. I'm sorry I love you. I'm sorry... I love you."

She lights the match, and drops it.

Would you catch it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686462
>>12686468
>>12686469
>a holstaurus doing all this
>a hathor initiate doing this, crying out that it's not proper to feel/act this indecent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686693
but of course. she's just wallowing in self pity. all she needs is a good slap to bring her back to her senses. you don't need to light yourself on fire, just find a logical solution to your problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686694
A cow-girl riding her love cow-girl is only natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686693
Post-retcon Matangos aren't even that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686684

You think that people would just marry them in a black sabbath setting over fucking churches, knowing that she can't be on hallowed ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686693
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686619
>Pretty
Nails are the last thing anyone with a brain would find attractive.
>>12686629
>Reason with
That would require what you're arguing for has a reason to exist.
Nail Polish has no reason to exist other than for the fashion idnustry to take more of you money because 50-100 dollar jeans and shirts wasn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686697
What about all the spraying milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686700
She can get married in a shrine, there are many instances of 'demons' getting married in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686699

Is there a link to all the post-retcon profiles? All I remember from them distinctly is Centaurs being bi-vaginal now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686699
Are you saying there's hope for her?

>>12686701
If you say so.
What was I doing wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686700

Clearly she's a convert. While her soul is pure her body is still rejected by the holy.

But it's the soul that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686707
You were doing it right, making me feel sorry for a matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686707
>Are you saying there's hope for her?
Depends, how would you feel about having a mushroom cap on your head, and otherwise looking kind of like a male matango?
Because other than that they're actually alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686679
Congrats. You managed to scare off a pair of undead girls.
Now you can enjoy your bath in peace.
Although, you're sure that she'll be back to invoke her wrath on you for tricking her, after a weary Lich tells her such things don't happen with Undead.

But you don't care right now. You simply want to sink into the relaxing springs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686704
Special bed sheets and wallpaper and carpet and anything everything else in the bedroom and the house depending how kinky you want to get. But then you could also just reach up and suck on them during.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
it hurts to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686709

>Honeymoon night with converted Succubus
>She's clearly still reluctant
>"It's okay. Don't you remember? Our faith states that husband and wife are of one flesh. It tells us to indulge in one another freely and without inhibition."
>"...I...I can do anything I want to you right now?"
>"Yes?"
>"...I can do...ANYTHING I want to you right now. Without it being a sin."
>"Y-...yes."
>And then he was lost
>Trapped and smothered in a maelstrom.
>Five years of sexual abstinence poured out from his new wife in an instant.
>That night is still talked about in hushed whispers amongst the perverted and the envious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686709
>succubi have souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686709

>A demon from the Circle of Lust
>Ever pure

You do realize that sex with her is still deadly, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686723
>Peach
one job

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686703
I dunno. I find the nails on Apophis to be mildly attractive.
Imagine those beautiful hands of hers pulling you in by the jaw for a deep, passionate kiss.
Oh, yes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686709
>Succubi
>Pure
Oh man, that's a good one. You should be a comedian

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686723
>that last line

Lauging heartily.

Fuck you /co/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686709
>Pure soul
Anon, I'm a succufag, and even I find that hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686699

Who's doing the retconning, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686709
>her soul is pure
>her soul
>pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686719
Stop reminding me, I remind myself enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686723
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686719
>Shitty Crabman Minotaur
>Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686693
moar. amazon next, with at least 30% less petty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686753
I'm too tired to write another. And too uninspired. Someone else can have a crack at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>No soft, round monstergirl mistress to give long, sensual oil massages to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686450
omg that manticore is a hottie ^_^

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686766
2/10 weak bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686766
This shit reminds of the time AOL was a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686769
sorry I only like tuff girlz : /

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686766
Like, I know, right? I bet under that bombshell guise she's really a sweet and caring woman and she'll totally want to dote on me and sweep me off my feet forever!

But check out this lizardgirl loser! So pathetic, she wants to have a committed relationship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686753

You get put into the hospital after defending the honor of your Amazon wife, ironic as it may be since she's supposed to be protecting you.

The authorities arrest the delinquent Paladins who run around like the Westboro Baptist Church and publicly harassing and ostracizing men who lay with monsters. Equating it to no less a crime than laying a beast.

As you're recuperating in the hospital, your Amazon wife begins to talk with the other women of the neighborhood, eventually teaching herself how to cook a basic meal, clean the house, and do laundry. Tasks she normally relegated to you, being her 'princess'.

After you finally come out, a little bruised but no worse for wear, you can't help but notice rose petals on the carpet of your house leading to the bedroom. The fuck was this?

She's on the bed, all wrapped and pretty with a big red bow in the center of her chest. She's been waiting quite some time for you, and as you hobble in, she can't look you in the eyes. A flush of arousal crossing her face as she stammers out "Pl-please e...e..."

Only blushing harder when you reply with "Of course i'll eat you, my lovely feast of a wife."

Followed by PASSIONATE. MISSIONARY SEX FOR THE SAKE OF PROCREATION, IN THE BACKYARD. UNDER THE MOON AND STARS, AS LOUD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686780
Why the fuck is she doing a man's work. This shit is seriously disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686784
Nod in the line, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686780
i want a full story of westpaldin baptist church shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686791

God Hates Fags sign is now "GOD HATES HORSE PUSSY"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686787
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686760

>Loyal manservant to a relentlessly hedonistic Succubus
>She sleeps only in the plushest, largest bed with the most high-quality silken sheets available
>Takes five baths a day
>Eats only gourmet food prepared by her team of personal chefs. She's especially fond of sweets.
>Her favorite food is croquembouche drizzled with dark chocolate and eaten off of your naked body
>In addition to her baths she also demands several warm oil massages a day delivered personally by you.
>She's obsessed with her skin and the constant bathing and oil treatments keep is slick, smooth, and glossy beyond imagination. Her skin alone feels better than anything else you could rub against.
>Each oil massage and each bath, naturally, also includes hedonistic, relaxed sex with you
>Also needs it before bed
>And sometimes when she wakes up during the night
>Rubbing yourself between her soft, jostling thighs is pure bliss. Her belly and pert breasts bounce rhythmically with each thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686793
God hated Dyke Pussy, for Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686723

I just read the doujin that picture came from.

Now I'm just sitting here wondering what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686779
I love a woman who takes care of her tailpussy! There's no way she could abuse me with it and treat me like human trash! Beautiful on the outside beautiful on the inside ; )

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686798
Demon King Clyde is the top fucking dog is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686797
*hates

[Anonymous No.]

Here's something completely depraved for you flaming faggots.

Succubus who's so dedicated to her husband that she converts to the Faith, having to bear the pain as spidery red welts flame up whenever she participates in Mass or handles any holy object.

Has to be doped up on twenty different kinds of painkillers to attend her own wedding, her body barely regenerating as fast as it's getting burned. Refuses to fuck husband until after they're married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686796
At least she's hygienic. Although, I don't understand why a Succubutt or certain other monstergirl species need to shower when they have magic for such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686797
Fucking paladinscum ruining everything as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686802

>That dedication

He must be very special.

On par with good ol' Yakob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686802
>Succubus who's so dedicated to her husband that she converts to the Faith, having to bear the pain as spidery red welts flame up whenever she participates in Mass or handles any holy object.
Can't a demon simply fall upwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686803

Because she's a hedonist and hot baths feel fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686807
I can roll with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686796
Dammit. Now is not the time to be popping a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686806
>>12686806

Not when their souls are as black as the pit that spawned them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686802
I could never put her through such misery.
Let's just get married in Japan. All we'd have to do is sign a few forms and done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686812
Can't Americans just goto a local government office and get married there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686796

>Sometimes she decides to 'make dessert out of you'
>Has her chefs personally construct an elaborate, beautiful piece of artwork onto your naked body using warm chocolate, caramel, raspberry sauce, and other liquid sweets
>She takes great pleasure in climbing up onto the dining table and licking every single drop off of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686814
City hall I believe, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686804
Implying it's only paladins who hate amazon.

0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686814
Maybe?
Either way, it's usually 90% expected that there be a traditional church wedding ceremony somewhere in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686821
Japanese women like both western (jesuit) and traditional weddings
If shes Japanese yer gonna have to let her pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686823
As long as she won't burst into flames at a Shinto shrine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686820
Nope. I know there are many obnoxious people with shit taste out there who aren't paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686818

>She also has an extreme fondness for wine, her favorite being vintage varieties of sweet red
>Rare are the moments where she's not at least partially inebriated
>She refuses to drink wine out of anything except her personal manservant's own mouth
>You constantly keep bottles of wine with you and, at her signal, take some into your mouth and then pass it into yours with a deep kiss
>It takes a LOT of kissing until she's satisfied and drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686799
CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S PERFECT>>12678162

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686802
>She gets looks of disgust from the other church-goers whenever she attends
>The priest always tries to "strike the sin out of her" while praying whenever she asks for a prayer from him
>It hurts even being inside the church
>She almost died getting baptized
>But she does it all with the faint hope that the Chief God will deliver her from her evil, and make her pure--a human
>Holding on to the belief that the Chief God loves all her creations
>Unsure if she is even one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686829
>AIDF accusing anyone of shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686818
I imagine after a few years you and the chefs would become good friends, and aren't even worried about your dong hanging out while you're chatting about that last episode of Missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686840
i want the good end where she is reborn as an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686840
>Rance and tentacle vines applaud.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686842

Is that motherfucking Nakaruru?

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk into Living Room
>See this
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686840
stop it, you made my boner cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686805
>Gnoll-girl
Psuedopenis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686772
I'm happy I'm young and don't remember those times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686842
Keep hating, sperg.

I've got to make dinner and don't have time for your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686849
NaKOruru, and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686703
>Nail Polish has no reason to exist other than for the fashion idnustry to take more of you money because 50-100 dollar jeans and shirts wasn't enough.
nah mate, it's because people have been wanting to decorate their hands for ages, same reason things like rings exist. in older times men used to do it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686862
>having common sense and taste makes one a sperg

Go make your dinner, maybe the extra energy will make you see how shit your whore is. I'll be here, discussing good waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686853
>Hey kiddo, that little Timmy boy is outside right now, why don't you go play with him?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686853
Daughteru or non daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686844
>reborn as an angel
>Not wanting her features to stay the same, except for color
>Not wanting a gold and white, purified risen demon

You even like succubutts, dude?
Also, seriously, is your shift key broken or something? You stick out like a sore thumb here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686869
Timmy gets all the bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686853
Give her her bottle or her pacifier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686840

On one hand, I'd get real fucking mad at the Chief God if (s)he didn't accept the faithful Succubutt as a being worthy of purity after all she's been through, but on the other, what are things like love and hatred in comparison to a God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686584
Think of it as a sensual mud-bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686872
Depends, did you fuck a snake in Monster Land?
>>12686874
It makes Jimmy upset. Jimmy gets none of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686873
>Not wanting a gold and white, purified risen demon
Huh. Not bad.
>Also, seriously, is your shift key broken or something? You stick out like a sore thumb here

see, the plan is to get past janet by doing this, it's like using a avatar but not!

Not really of course. it's just a habbit I picked up from laziness. I'm not the only one here who does that, by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686853
Wonder why I didn't marry a Shirohebi instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686844

I'm not the guy who continued it but...

>Find her one day, collapsed on the floor with a silver cross nearly melted into her hand. Her pain threshold had been reached.
>She's not regenerating. Your mind starts racing.
>Offer up the Mother's Prayer, forswearing your own salvation at the cost of allowing your wife to live on, to be molded by the Holy Mother as one of her children
>White lite engulfs you both, the shower leaving you as your wife is lifted up, her blue skin going a pearly white. The demonic taint of her wings burns away as they become like gold
>Her hair shifts to a pale wheat blonde, her once black eyes, so devoid of any light like the death of the universe fill with a golden light.
>She has irises now, two deep blue orbs with flecks of gold like seafaring ships in two oceans
>Opens her eyes as the light fades. A small scroll of exceptionally aged paper flutters down from the pocket in space.
>The penmanship is impeccable, the message reading
"Consider this a gift of good will, Ahhh. To be a young bride again... Depart with my Love, Children of the Light."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686886
You did, nerd, your daughteru just got her grandmother's genes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686825
She won't , depends on what shrine.
Most fox women marry at Fushimi Inari-taisha shrine.
Just depends on what shrine she marries at .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686886
Would you still love your shirohebi daughteru if she had a genetic defect that made her look like a lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686894
A shirohebi is a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686812
I want to have a nice Cosplay wedding in a nice Japanese Botanical Garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686894
There is a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686896
>>12686898
She was born with colored hair and dark skin and had no natural urge to be a shrine maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686889
I want a picture of a revived succubus

[LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER No.]

>>12686450
This is going to sounds crazy as fuck but I was trying to make a sea shanty styled story.

A Paladin pestered by a Lizard to marry, until one day his frustration plays into her hands, he'd marry if she defeats him, alas to her frustration, he overpowers her every time!

A mistake of challenging him amongst his comrades, and in her defeat is left alive besmirching his good name, so he gave her one last chance to fight him, to her death or marriage, in which she disappeared evermore!

The winds of war blew and the voyage was long, but now the Paladin stands at the Demon Lord's home, a vicious fight, a near mortal blow, and the Demon Lord was laid low!

Alas did his prideful moment cut short, for now the Lizard stands in the Demon's stead! A violent struggle, a desperate gamble, and the Lizard knocked him out cold!

The Demon did so thank her, asking if she desired any reward, the Lizard denied her and gathered the prize she most desired in her arms and shipped for home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686904
>A shirohebi w/ reverse vitiligo

I'd still care for my Auntie Ruckus as if she was one of my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686890
Oh yeah, the child of a subspecies will always be a member of the original race. Well, guess it's time to try for white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686904
She retains the personality traits and the red eyes I presume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686912
Excuse me, the first child of a subspecies will always be a member of the original race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686918
No. She has realistic expectations of relationships and knows how to move on if a man doesn't return her affections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686904
Well, off to medical school with her, maybe a MBA.

I'm sure she will be popular with the boys.

Knowing my luck she will have the sex drive of a dark elf, and I will need to keep her locked up for the safety of the boys in the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686760
>>12686796
I really wish we could get more art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686910
Bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686923
"Mr.Anon, your daughter was trying to rape my sons again!"

Stare at her like 'this is a problem?'

Oh the fun my life will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686910
That's the proper way a in which a monstergirl should attain a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Just to let you know, if we all had daughterus I'd make sure to raise mine to bully the shit out of yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686932
Lizardgirls are supposed to have honor. Do you really think he'll marry her when she defeated him by cheating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686939
Fucking try it. My Daughteru will give a World of Cardboard Speech and punch yours so hard it splits the Sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686939
Do not bully the Ushi-Oni
The Ushi-Oni does not like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686939
>I want the father of a bullied monstergirl to massacre my family while I watch, before severing my limbs, plucking out my eyes and tearing out my tongue, letting me live so I can regret my stupidity till death comes

Is what you said. Bully my kids, see what happens to yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686939
Don't worry I'll raise mine to beat the shit out of yours if she tries anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686944

>World of Cardboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686927
Can you elaborate anon?

Actually, listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG-HyUBmYSg first then you can reply in a good mood.

>>12686932
A Monster Girl so obsessed with getting her man she ends up becoming stronger than the Demon Lord herself would be a MG romance story. An awesome violent one, like some kind of insane reverse chick-flick.

>>12686942
Anon, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686627
Realistic Fish head is best censor.

Also Angler Fish merging story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686954
>>12686951
>>12686950
>>12686944
>>12686939

>Weaponizing your daughteru
>Involving her in needless conflicts

Fucking

Shameful

None of you deserve to have a daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686959
When the time calls for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686957
Not him but she really is. She denied him his life's goal, essentially destroying everything he has spent literally his entire life training for when it was right in front of his face. Then she expects him to marry her because 'lol I beat you after you were probably already severely weakened'? I wouldn't be surprised if he killed her or himself because of how shit she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686961
Excuse me
I did not weaponise my daughteru
You were simply warned not to bully the Ushi-Oni for the good of everyone involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686951
Your daughteru will cry all alone in her room after school, wondering why she has no friends, her self-esteem permanently damaged by my daughteru's relentless bullying.

My daughteru will go on to have a successful social life and prestigious career, and die old and happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686961
>Not using your daughteru in neopets-style battling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686961
>Not training your daughteru in case of alien invasion (unless the Aliens are qts with a head dongle) or demon uprising
Do you want her to be raped because we didn't win the war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686971

So you're openly declaring that you're incapable of protecting your own daughteru? From aliens, no less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686967
>Good Fetish wasted on bad girl.
Fuck man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686966
Kinda hard to grow old when she gonna be ash at my feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686966

Not when there's a deranged magician wandering around teaching abused daughterus a spell that makes bullies poop themselves uncontrollably.

Also use magic to turn myself into a male Erufu so all the bitches come running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686974
Nigga I'm going to die of old age, my waifu isn't some magic mcguffin dragon who gives me eternal life.
She has to fend for herself eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686964
A true Paladin stays true to his word regardless of circumstance.

He promised her a duel and he lost, only the victor is allowed to choose the fate of the loser.

More importantly what kind of loser Paladin doesn't have a Heal spell and some potions on them at all times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686976
scarcat best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686957
He was fighting the demon lord, she butts in and knocks him out. It wasn't fair, why should he marry her? I wouldn't blame him if he pretended to go along with it and then ran her through when he was healed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686962
The time is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686723
How is it that I've read the H-Manga with the loli fox going after her onii-chan, and the zombie nurse, a dozen times, and yet I don't remember this chapter at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686977
keeping crying over your NEET daughteru who refuses to go back to school, big man

realize that the fault lies not in me or my child, but in your defective, thin-skinned daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686961
Fuck of troll hippie.

>>12686983
A duel is formal combat between two challengers who are honor bound to abide by a set of rules. She basically sucker punched him in the middle of a fight. He has no obligation to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686976
She's a good girl.
It's her creator you hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686983
When did it even say she won? I can hardly understand it because of the way its written but I still don't see anywhere that she won. Also he's fighting the fucking demon lord and her royal guard, nobody is going to be perfectly fine after that shit because of a potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686989
Can't hear you over the roar of my flammen werfer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686986
If that's true, then some brave writefag or drawfag will surely take up the call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686996
Well then, which one of you writefags is a bad enough dude to write a story about absorbing into an Angler Fish girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686991
Would you give her the tender loving she deserves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686990

>Fuck of troll hippie.

At least I don't put my daughteru in jeopardy because of stupid shit like bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

i FUCKED you're DAUGHTERU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687005
At least my daughteru is not a filthy tree hugger who doesn't shave and has huge man hands and feet.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Mini Rapes daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686991
We've been over-saturated with stuff featuring her.

.Less could've replaced Laska with a generic Werecat, and it would've been a 10/10 picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687022
Frosted Rapes a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687022
That is adorable.
Also, is she eating a brain?
It's still adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687022

[Anonymous No.]

>These posts about not understanding the wording of Sea Shanty Anon

I shall decipher it! I'll be the Hero this day!

>a vicious fight, a near mortal blow, and the Demon Lord was laid low!

Paladin and Demon lord get into a fight, he gives her a near fatal blow, and the Demon Lord was basically struck down / stricken.

>Alas did his prideful moment cut short, for now the Lizard stands in the Demon's stead!

He doesn't get a chance to finish the job because the Lizard takes the Demon Lord's place and (likely) challenges him to a duel. He probably accepts expecting to just finish the job after.

>A violent struggle, a desperate gamble, and the Lizard knocked him out cold!

Implies the Lizard knocked the Paladin the fuck out.

>The Demon did so thank her, asking if she desired any reward,

This implies the Demon Lord was (probably) no longer bleeding profusely and in danger of dying. Which only makes sense if it was a legit duel and the Lizard Girl gave the Paladin time to recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687026
Yeah I also am tired of that character being forced on us, them and ushi-oni.
Always the same art over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687025
She looks like she'd make a good Neesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687025
Seems like an odd reason to dislike art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687034
I don't really mind the art thing, it's just that I like my pelvis and jugular way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687033
>backpedalling this hard

He was fighting DL, she coldcocked him, and took him away. It's plain to see, she a shit lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685819
>>12685824
>not またく

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687044
>not まったく

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687037
Indeed, especially if she entices her otouto after entering estrus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687051
> if

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687055
when*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687043
If you want to read it wrong and interpret it that way more power to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686843
After a few years maybe.
>I was a cook in a five star restaurant
>I understand why she offered double my salary just to hire me
>So she could put pressure on my contacts and now I can't get a job at anything higher than a 3 star
>Now I'm here slathering chocolate onto the cock of some dude that seems like he's run out of fucks to give long ago
>I wonder how long until I'm the same
>Fuck everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687051
Oh man.

She gets home from school, looking miserable. Flushed cheeks, clothes sticking to her with sweat. Otouto sitting in the living room floor playing vydia gives her an enthusiastic "Hi!" before going back to his game. She gets some food and sits behind him on the couch, watching him intently, every bite slow and deliberate like she's making a life of death decision. The shota rages, throwing his controller because it's the fifteenth time he's died on that stage. Neesan offers to take his place, but if she wins he'll have to do something for her, he agrees, and she actually manages to beat the stage. She turns off the console and carries him over her shoulder to her room, him laughing all the while. She sets him down on the bed and locks the door, then goes to goes closet and digs op a thin scarf. She blindfolds him and tells him to lie still. After a while he's startled by a weight settling on him, but Neesans voice is there to soothe him, though she sounds a little choked, ragged. She guides his hands and tells him what to do as she grinds on him, telling him it's just a game, not to be afraid, Neesan is right here with you. She keeps going until she cums, drenching his crotch. After some time just listening to her pant he asks if she's okay. She plants a kiss on his forehead and one on his mouth before suggesting he take a bath with her.

In the tub, his back to her, he relaxes nestled against her boson and listening to her hum. He turns his head towards her to ask if he won the game. She tells him not this time, but he can try again in two weeks.

TFW this will never happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687086
>tfw this will never happen to you

Thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687086
>That spoiler
Such is the fate of being an only child

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687095
You gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687102
I hate cats.

They're fucking assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687104
Depends on how high and mighty they regard themselves. Cats can be bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687104
Oh. I...okay, what if she was a Wolf girl who loves doting on you and showing you off to her friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687086
Catgirls in general would make the most superb older sisters, and waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687118
>Wolf girl
Now we are talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687118
>being a prized pet

Fuck that, even worse than dealing with cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687125
You're very picky, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687129
Why wouldn't I be picky with what monster I'll be forced to spend the rest of my life with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687125
No, no, not a pet. Just a big sister showing off her cute little brother.

Doesn't anyone else know this delicious feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687135
Did little Mittens break into your house and kill your family or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687129

A slave obeys. A free man chooses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687118
W-would she introduce me to her friends as her "little puppy"?

What if she made me wear embarrassing outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687135
Anon, she's your sister not your life long partner.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the best nee-san?

I nominate arachnes since they'd make fantastic jealous nee-samas who wrap you up in their web and refuse to let you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687143
Like that red riding hood costume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687138
Cat sliced my left eye open when I was a kid.

Now I can only see really close things out of it, everything else is all blurred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687148
Any type of lamia and werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687148
I'd say Dragons of any variety, or the puffballs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687143
She'd affectionatelly call you her runt, but only she can do that. As for embarrassing outfits, why would she do that? She wouldn't want her cute little brother to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you imagine how weird that would be.
Your Dad tells you he has this woman he would like to marry and become your mother.
It is a woman he knew from work and has been dating her for a while.
He really hope you approve of her as he really loves her.

He has a MG fiancee , the weirder part is she has a daughter close to your own age.

Not only are you going to have an MG mom, but a sister as well.

The species of MG is irrelevant , but how would you react?

[Anonymous No.]

If you were a wizard and could magically enslave shit, what MG would make a good familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687148
Werecats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687148
Shirobei duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687156
>She makes him wear embarrassing outfits that gets him bullied
>Years later he goes Alp
>I always wanted a little sister!
>justasplanned.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687162
The Familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687158
I'd be a mixture of ecstatic and super shy, since I've never had siblings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687149
With the short shorts and everything? In front of her giant wolfu friends? While they all snicker and mutter to each other and lick their lips?

>>12687156
Sometimes big sisters make their brothers do embarassing things in front of their friends, just to see him squirm and stutter and blush.

At least she didn't make me put on the wolf ears/collar/tail getup this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687158

I'd just roll with it. If the old man's happy, why fight it? I just hope it doesn't change my daily routine too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687158
"But my real mom's still alive, Dad. And you're still married to her. Take your pills for Christ's sake."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687162
Cheshire. Seriously, just think about it. Invisibility and teleporting and she's easily go along with wizard shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687162
Dragons.

but I wouldn't bind her mind, just her body.

I'd enjoy waking up to her defiant face and haughty attitude as she promises that she'll kill me a thousand times over without being able to move even a claw without my permission.

As the years go by her defiant eyes and spiteful expression slowly warps into simple hatred, then annoyance, and finally just a dull numb look as she accepts that she is completely my slave in body and now in mind.

Then I release her but keep her around as she's grown so used to the routine that she can longer imagine being prideful or arrogant, simply serving is all she can do now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684689
>tfw 5'6
>tfw everyone taller than me

I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687178
For the record, I do not know this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687171
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687162
MAYBE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687162

Undine.

Bully-able as shit and will fuck you senseless to try and get you to love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687178
> gradually mindbreaking haughty misanthropic mgs through rapeslavery
I commend you on your refined taste, anon
I like it even more when on the recieving end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687162
Kikimora, just because
or an astarot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687200
What stage of ALP are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687143
Tell me, anon. Would you like to read about such things?

Not a sister, of course - but the big bad wolfu could have 'you' dress up in a red riding hood outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687200
>You will never be some magical MG's human familiar.
>She will never slowly break your proud and haughty attitude, until you can only beg for her to have her way with you.

>>12687206
I was actually thinking about writing this too, what are your ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687205
>Wanting to be her familiar makes you an alp

maledom fag please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687209
>My ideas
Just thinking of things for the third and fourth installments of a series.
A bit of roleplay, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687162
A lizard or salamander, get them to teach their swordplay with no drawbacks, become spellsword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687215
Just to make sure: you're not bob, are you?

Yes, I would love a bit of roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687214
Subfag pleasa, PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687221
Pleasa squeesa mah teets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687178
Be better if you made her love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687223
Jar Jar please exit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687214
>>12687214
>>12687221
Shut the fuck up, both of you.

We are having a nice, calm thread here, don't try to shit it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687205
You don't need to capitalize Alp every time you type it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687214
Where does it say woman?

If you were a wizard and could magically enslave shit......

[Anonymous No.]

How much of a degenerate am I for wanting to lick and fuck an Alp until a thin sheet of it covers us both in the mid-morning sun, with seed dripping out of her once virgin sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687216
In a world of monstergirls, there is not much point in swinging a sword yourself. Why be a spell sword when you can use your magic to buff a minotaur or a wurm and let it fight for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687227
Hey, he was the one going around calling people alps.

That shit don't fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687230
It's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687148
Imagine having a buch of wererabbit neesans, holy crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687217
So you wouldn't read it based on who someone is?
That's kind of a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687229
Do I care about your original scenario? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687232
You wanted to be a familiar for a wizard

[Anonymous No.]

Have you praised Hathor today?

Or alternatively Arachnotaur / Khorna if that's your type of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687227
You wanna take this outside faggot? Don't tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687232
Well stop talking with him then.

Don't turn this shit into a kindergarten

>>12687237
You.

Shush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687235
No, I was just wondering. I happen to love that Big Bad Wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687238
Hey, when did this get done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687223
Oh Megassa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687231
Well this is when it comes down to preference.
I wouldn't find that as fun as someone else might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687239
Well stop behaving like a child and act your fucking age.

Then maybe I'll stop telling you what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687231
>not being a muscle wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687205
No homo.
I wish to be the unfortunate trainee paladin carried off by p'orcs on my first mission. Then physically and mentally broken down by months of femdom reverse rape, until my faith and personality lies shattered and broken. And all I can do is shudder underneath a rampant orc's bouncing, ample asscheeks; eyes glassy, barely even twitching as rope after rope of sperm gushes out to fill her sow womb up with yet another litter of lewd piglet daughterus. But there's no respite, as the rest of the p'orc warren is waiting to take their turn, tormenting their broken toy without mercy or respite, night after day after night after day...

There are no cuddles. There are no waifus. There is only the endless churning of flesh on flesh. It's all I can do. It's all I remember how to do. No more a man; just a toy to slake the monster's endless, predatory lusts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687251

[Anonymous No.]

Red Mage for the win
White mage Shirobei
Black mage Dark elf
Assassin Kitsune
Holt / minotaur Tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687253
Swap out a P'orc for an oni and we have a deal.

Nice taste brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687242
Well, I hope you're looking forward to more, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687145
why can't I have both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687260

Hype and enthusiasm: Gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687260
Are you going to add a little hunting play to this one?

Like, she drops him in the woods while she and her friends compete to find him. Or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687260
this is the 2nd time this image has been posted in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687254
Excuse me, sir, you're being awfully rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687264
I've been tricked.

>>12687266
Has it? I wonder why the duplicate image detection didn't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687260
That Dire Wolf is a total cuckquean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687260
Fuck off bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687269
Some MGs just love little dirty boysluts. But he is her boyslut at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687268

I already knew it was Bob when you first engaged him, because not even Ovaries is that forward about shit.

He's too busy masturbating to Succubi killing people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687271
Yep, sloppy 201st's and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687271
She fucks other guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687272
Ovaries is a murderfag? Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687269
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687274
You know how some people have fetishes for seeing women raped by faceless old men?

Well, some MGs like the reverse of that. It's the joy of watching him being degraded into some public use cumpump. Watching his pride slowly drain away as he realizes how good he as at eating V. It's the purity-soiling, get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687281

You faggots are the ones that broke him. Now he's trying to find his way. While masturbating to Succubi killing people with their vaginas.

Or fucking Alps.

But mostly masturbating to Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

You are walking home from work in the little MG town when you see that CC shriobei again.

She seems very happy to see you again after you took a nap with her and she made you a home cooked dinner.

She asks if you have a few minutes to talk about something that's been on her mind.

She leads you to a somewhat quiet area and puts her hand on your side and looks right into your eyes and asks in a somewhat quiet voice "Would you like to get closer with an older lady like myself?
She pauses for a moment and says " I wouldn't mind if you did,"

What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687287
I also masturbate to Succubi, what of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687288
IRUMATE IRUMATTE!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about chubby MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687288
I wonder why someone has an aneurysm whenever they try to spell "Shirohebi."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687290

Yeah but ever since people in the IRC introduced him to Manyeyedhydra the faggot's been on a non-stop wank-a-thon to shit like a Succubus draining some poor student's life force out of his dick during class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687288
"Would you also like to get closer with a young boy like myself? I wouldn't mind if you did"

>>12687292
If you mean healthy type and not fat, they're great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687284
>losing your pride over being good at sex

I don't think MGs know how male minds work.

>>12687288
Move her robe to the side and stick it in her, right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Its a dark room, just the light of the TV is on, windows are blocked off, door is locked, protection magic cast everywhere to insure privacy.
The Succubus slides in the DVD into the player and leans back
The video starts out nice and simple.
It is a man, being totally vanilla to a demon woman, holding hands, kissing, gentle sex.
snuggling afterwards

The succubus is slicking so furiously to this .

Yes even succubi have dark secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687292
Bob you fat piece of shit no one wants your landwhale kitsunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687297
>Manyeyedhydra
I'm not into murder porn, but goddammit if that motherfucker doesn't make it appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687293
Damn spellchecker . Fixed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687238
I do everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687301
>This nerd's never been to MGC.

It's cute how innocent you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687301
>Move her robe to the side and stick it in her, right there.
Man, you are all romanticism and subtlety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687288
Go have dinner and that chat. What's her life like? And how close does she want us to become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687306
>Murderporn, nope
>Murderporn, nope
>Murderporn, nope
>Hey this one is about a slime girl
>It's murder porn
Fuck OFF with that shit godDAM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687252
Intellect and intelligence and therefore maybe magic, are the only things where humans are on even footing with monsters. You COULD be a muscle wizard, but what is the point when you could have a wurm in the party? It would take so much time effort and power to even stand equal to the natural abilities of some monsters, you should just go full mage and be far more valuable/useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687306

Nurse Honey is the best Succubutt, all years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687310
You don't me faggot. Even if my body is to be used by countless MGs, I'M fucking THEM, I'm the one using.

>>12687311
Thank you. You have to make your intentions known outright, or some faggot will swipe her away.

Implying making her womb match her scales is not the most romantic thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687265
Maybe

I'm planning on moving the story towards more of a... story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687292
no fat chics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687310
Who in their right mind would live in the monster girl version of Detroit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687314
Like I would have a fucking wurm in my party. Rather have a matango to chuck at enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687321
Golemcop?

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies in uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687319
Personally I'd prefer if it stays pure smut. If any kind of story developed out of this it would be awful melodramatic crap, it's too much of a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687325
Girls on film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687325
I love her design but that game was literally horrifying and i could not stand to play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687323
Wurm/minotaur/dragon/salamander whatever. The point is, physically MGs completely outclass humans, and the tank in your party is going to be a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687318
Uh huh, sure. Better get back to eating that V, you dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687327
Nah, no melodrama.

Just a little bit of plot to go with the PLOT. Development and the like.

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>>12687299
>>12687301
>>12687312
See
>>12684486
>>12685385
>>12687288

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>>12687331
Bah, there is really no reason a determined human couldn't outclass monsters in this setting. There's magical gear and relics from the previous era everywhere. The rub is getting to them before you're raped senseless by some MG, but hey, can't win if you don't try!

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>>12687325
>>12687330
Some bits went too far.
But some bits were fucking great.
my favourite was gummy elf at the start

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>>12687336
You forgot

>>12684524

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>>12687331
>The point is, physically MGs completely outclass humans
They don't though, because Heroes exist.
Hero is an actual occupation/'class' of human that exists in the MGE; they have vastly increased strength and stamina due to blessings from the Chief God. They are why anti-monster forces are able to stand up to monsters reliably.

>>12687340
Hated it. That scene followed by the gun barrel caused me to immediately stop playing.

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>>12687333
I'm not a filthy sub, no thanks, bitch.

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>>12687321
If you get a decent government stipend to live there, I would.

Just avoid the manticore ghettos.

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>>12687342
Don't forget the rest: Knights, Paladins, Clerics, Lancers, Priests, Warlocks, Fighters and Assassins.

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>>12687346
Do you get it if you're already married?

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>>12687342
Me too. The protagonist was insufferable and deserved all the shit that happened to him. Lilith once again fails to make a good game from good art alone. Fucking needs to get quality writers and not chuuni shit.

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>murderporn
http://exhentai.org/g/749343/cb7487280e/

I don't like that she kills them, but goddamn if that artist doesn't know how to draw a hot succubus.

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>>12687342
>They don't though, because Heroes exist.
That's like saying necrons don't outclass humans in 40K because Spess Muhrins exist.

Heroes in MGE are filled with the holy power of the Chief God and totally outclass your regular Order trooper like a spark next to a lightning bolt. Sure, THEY can bear monsters one-on-one, but 'normies' can't. 'Normie' humans fight monsters, they get #rekt.

You can't conflate heroes and regular humans. It's like comparing apples and oranges.

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>>12687349
If you're married to a human girl, yes.

You also get a bonus on that if you have shota sons.

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>>12687346
>Manticore Ghettos
Anon, manticores are intelligent, aggressive, and confident. They'd go far in society, especially seeing as how they wouldn't have some sort of persecution complex where they blame everyone else for their problems.

It'd be shit like the centipede girls and horsepussy living in the ghettos.

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Humans get a living allowance, free housing and basic supplies just for living in MGC?

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>>12687354
It's a good thing we weren't doing that and were instead discussing a JRPG-style party's potential makeup, then.
A hero would be just as viable as a monstergirl in that situation, so saying NO MONSTERGIRLS ARE ALL STRONGER PHYSICALLY THAN ALL HUMANS SO THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO COULD BE YOUR FRONTLINE CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT is dumb.

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>>12687346
I like the idea of becoming bros with the local ghetto inhabitants. Like being the one non-racist police officer in the city.

Imagine if one day you got kidnapped, thinking the manticores who kidnapped you were going to slit your throat, but they really just wanted to protect you because they had heard a anti-police riot was going to break out, and would release you afterwords.

Eventually you might be able to bring stability to the once-volatile mg minority groups and would become idolized (and remain unraped) by the ushi-onis and manticores who would eventually come to respect you and heed to your word.

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>>12687358
Now you're making me think of Monster Girl version of Freedom Wars

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>>12687350
You're right that the protaganist was a shit, but at least he was BLATANTLY a shit.
I get more rustled when games *try* to portray the protaganist as a nice guy, but then they have him act like a sociopath but insist on pretending that he isn't.
Lookin' at you, Kamidori

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>>12687358
Sounds like a dream, right?

Don't hesitate, apply for the MGC Repopulation Program today!

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>>12687355
>sacrificing your children

Truly, that place is hell.

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>>12687362
That's a nice fantasy, anon.

You should tell that one to the manticore you meet in a dark alley on the way home from work.

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>>12687370
"Sacrificing" is a cynical way of putting it.

It's more like you're "realizing their potential to thrive in a racially diverse community"

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>>12687342
>>12687340
Do tell. Who do you play as, what are your goals and what horrible stuff happens? What happens when you win?

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>Host monstergirl family in MGC
Would you?

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>>12687376
What? MGC is the one hosting you.

If you mean hosting a MG family outside MGC in your own neighborhood, then no, I wouldn't.

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>>12687358
>Monstergirls bring about the socialist utopian state in MGC.
>Demon Realms are only maligned by state and church because in reality, they're communist paradises where all are equal and all needs are met and scarcity of resources is a thing of the past.
>Which is easy when the only resource you really need is "sex"

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>>12687366
Well, I'm a bit confused about the form. It says it'll provide the housing, but doesn't say anything about choosing where you're housed. You're not going to have a monster girl family host me there, right?
Not that I'd mind, I just like having time alone sometimes.

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>>12687373
You're funny anon.

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>>12687374
The protaganist is some sort of sociopathic general for hire who gets #rekt by these two titty monster elf generals in a war.

So he makes it his personal mission to sabotage a peace conference they're both attending, capture them, and rape them into his personal cumdumps.

There's a *lot* of elf rape, needless to say. Dog bowls full of semen. Do-as-I-say-or-I'll-execute-your-subordinates. Yadda, yadda.
When you win, they... err... successfully become your personal cumdumps.

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>>12687376
Only if there's an understanding they'll be the only ones fucking you.

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>>12687384
Hey, don't worry about the small stuff. We'll find the perfect place for you.

Want to live on your own, under your own terms? Just apply for our innercity apartment complexes! These are highly in demand though, so act now before someone takes your spot!

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>>12687389
Oh, I have no problem with that. What's the gun barrel thing?

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>>12687365
Melodiana was too good for his shit, I agree.

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MGC is a place where sex is open and freely discussed and performed. "Parlors" exist where anyone can enter and join with a partner that pleases them and fuck. Or join orgies or groupsex or whatever strikes their fancy. Kinkier parlors exist for those that like to be tied up or what have you.

Taxes are indeed high in MGC, but it's to support a socialist system. Free healthcare for all, and due to an efficient and competent system, attracts doctors and medical staff and minimizes waiting times for treatment.

Food costs are significantly reduced - almost free for basic items - with more luxury items at a comparable price to what you'd find else where.

Public transportation is very affordable, as is basic housing, allowing even those working the lowest paying jobs in the city to afford to live a decent life.

The goal in MGC is not equality, but to ensure every man, woman, and monster has the chance for a good life.

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>>12687393
Also, be careful not to check off the "Virgin Shota" box if you're not a virgin shota! Embellishing your documents will not be tolerated.

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If Maslow's hierarchy holds true,
Wouldn't ending up as an incubus in a demon realm permanently stunt your growth as a person?
Inasmuch as, your libido will never be satisfied, and certainly not your wife's; leading you to constantly try and sate that need.
Thus, dating a monstergirl is a one way ticket to crippling your personality, would you not agree?

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>>12687398
The only catch is, humans are second class citizens.

Sign me up

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>>12687398
Nice bait. So, what kind of job can a man get there?

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>>12687330
>Horrifying
Frankly, I like games like that and Kuroinu, where you play as the big-dicked evil mercenary who just wants to revenge-rape all the bitches.

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>>12687360
I suppose a lich vs human wizard as no different than a minotaur vs human warrior.

If you had an epic adventure to go on, and an ancient evil to stop, what MG would you want in your party filling what roles?

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>>12687342
>>12687347

There are also more underhanded methods for regular guys to defeat or tame monster girls. See: >>12684662 and even >>12684205

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>>12687395
There's an innocent young orphan girl from a rare tribe who follows one of the elf girls into battle even though she's terrified of fighting because her family adopted her when she was on the brink of death, so she loves her a lot as kind of her big sister.
After her tank gets blown up and she's dazedly stumbling out of the wreckage, the protagonist fires his gun next to her ears and tells her he's refusing her surrender until she's reduced to tears, then reveals he was mainly firing his gun to make the barrel red hot, then presses it against her vagina to horribly burn her.

It's that kind of game. There's lots of bodily torture and mutilation as well as the horrible rape. Oh, and there's some NTR with the white elf too, if I remember right.

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>>12687401
So don't live in a demon realm.

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>>12687404
Prostitute, stripper, daycare worker, food 'n' fuck delivery guy. Take your pick~

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>>12687362
You sound like an idealist who has never actually had to deal with ghetto inhabitants. You would get a healthy dose of reality pretty quickly. You try to be their friend? They still gonna rape you.

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>>12687409
Wow, that type of sadism is not my thing. I mean, I could get off to it, but no thanks.

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>>12687404
"Prostitute."
"Pool boy."
I hear there's a really good market for "under dressed members of essentially services who wear uniforms."

The fireman's union's complained about their male member having to wear assless chaps in firefighting situations, but their monster coworkers always just tell them they'll kiss their booboos better

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>>12687395
I don't even remember a gun barrel thing, so it can't have been that traumatic.
I have a vague recollection that the protaganist gets one of his hands blasted off during the aforementioned elf general #reking, so maybe it's that. Doesn't come up much in the rest of the game, though.
>>12687409
...oh, OK. I still don't remember it.
All I need to remember about Noa is the blowjob scene in the tank where he forces her to admit through the tears she loves swallowing man-milk. DIAMONDS.

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>>12687409
>NTR
Just a little bit.
Something like, she's attracted to the Prince of the Elves who's staging a revolution against the Elf Senate who's been running their country ragged or something like that.

Said Senators then turn around and help contribute to 'your' campaign to rape her and her rival silly.

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>>12687410
Well, fuck your wife enough and it'll happen regardless.

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>>12687403
Negative.
>>12687404
Whatever you want to be. Policeman, teacher, engineering, doctor. MGC realizes the value of education and offers free K-12 education and vocational training.

'Universities' are limited to research, and as such, only offer degrees in fields pertaining to their branch of research.

MGC leaders recognized the corrupt system and as such have ensured there will be no one saddled with debt for something like an "English Degree."

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>>12687411
>Prostitute
Even if you're married?
>Stripper
I can't dance
>Daycare worker
>Food n fuck delivery
Tell me more

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>>12687418
Didn't Noa also get raped by a giant orc dick as a stage show at one point?

Goddamn that girl was too adorable. Watching her suffering was just...

I do wish there was a route where you just could've kept her as an obedient little pet leashed by your seat all the time or something.

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>>12687417
>I hear there's a really good market for "under dressed members of essentially services who wear uniforms."
You can be a slutty mail man, a slutty male nurse, a slutty secretary in a MG office building, etc

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>>12687430
A slutty sanitation worker!

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>>12687423
But demon realms fuel lust. Just live somewhere else, where your lust won't be infinite. Get a job, lake some babies, you know, the usual. Or fuck that, I'd rather live off the land with the wife in a grotto somewhere. just us, heading to town only for certain goods.

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>>12687350
I've never played any MG games but from all the talk of them in these threads they all sound horrible.

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>>12687362
>Walking through the streets of the ghetto, night fell about an hour ago but you feel safe since you know the locals.

>The smell of sex is heavier than usual, and the screams of 'consenting' husbands fills the air like some cricket tune.

>It was strange how your married manticore friends always had their husbands gagged, but they insisted it was a fetish. It felt good to know they were so open.

>"YO YO YOOOO!" The voice from up ahead breaks you out of your thoughts and you smile as you see three of your local friends.

>The trio is dressed in skin tight jean shorts and tops that might as well be bras. You learned to be open minded to their culture and not judge them for their style like an old racist.

>"Hello friends, how goes the evening!?" You smile innocently as you jog up to the smirking trio. They seem very happy to see you as a tail immediately wraps around your torso and pricks you. Accidentally no doubt.

>"Eyy man wassup yous goin somwhere dis tyme o night my lil fuckboi?" The tallest, a red haired manticore named Rapequisha leans forward until her tongue is inches from your face.

>You feel a little uncomfortable, but remember that it's important to respect other cultures. You do your best to smile and answer. "J-Just enjoying a walk. Where might you fine ladies be going?"

>The two background manticores laugh loudly at this and their tail mouths gently suckle on your crotch. The stimulation feels weird but you don't want to offend them.

>"U kno we be lookin for dem qt3.14s like you, unowhamseiyin?" Her claws grab a hold of your khakis and tears them down, ripping the fabric as well as your underwear underneath. You jump and screech but maintain composure.

>"O-Oh. I'm sorry but I'm not looking for a date. Though I'm sure there's a guy out there for each of you!" You try to adjust yourself as the other two crowd around your helpless body.

>Their smirks become smug smiles. "Yea." The night goes dark as a tailpussy snaps onto your face.

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>>12687433
What will you do when your energy hits critical mass?

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>>12687424
>MGC leaders recognized the corrupt system and as such have ensured there will be no one saddled with debt for something like an "English Degree."
You mean to tell me that I can't be an English tutor to a trio of wide-eyed Khepri sisters, come to MGC from the desert realm to try and learn the human tongue and its great literature, so they can one day speak to their dreamed-of husband-king about matters of culture as well as sweet bedroom nothings?
Well that's just cruel.

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>>12687424
That's rather pointless. Just make university free, diversify degrees but improve cross field communication and collaboration to facilitate research and learning.

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>>12687426
>Even if you're married?
ESPECIALLY if you're married, that's a highly demanded fetish for some MGs. As long as she consents to it of course!
>I can't dance
You can learn. Everyone starts out that way.

>tell me more
Well, you could take care of our proud city's future upstanding citizens as a daycare worker. The only thing men can do besides sex is raise the daughterus, obviously!

Or, you could get a very lucrative position at any one of our food delivery establishments under the umbrella of "Food 'N' Fuck". This could be Zipangu food, pizza, etc. Once your customer recieves her food, it would be your responsibility to give her a FNF Quickie (TM), which is our patented cunnilingus or fingerjob service. Of course, if she pays for the deluxe option, you will even get to stay a few more hours with her, with an expanded set of services like bondage or roleplay sex!

This is a very popular option, as you get to explore our beautiful city as you make deliveries to sketchy apartment complexes and bars all over.

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>>12687443
If you wanted to be an English tutor you'd get a language degree, not an 'English' degree.

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>>12687447
English isn't a language?

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>>12687438
sheeeeit

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>>12687448
Nah, an 'English' degree consists mostly of reading books and poetry and writing reports on them.

There isn't anything about language itself in those degrees.

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>>12687434
Black Lilith games are notorious for being super-dark and rapey.
It's a niche thing, and certainly not all there is.
There's at least as many cutesy cuddlesex MG games as there are turborape ones.
But I only like the turborape ones so can't really give you much in the way of reccomendations

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>>12687440
I doubt a lone couple could make a demon realm on their own, unless your waifu was an elder succubus or a lilim.

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>>12687454
And that's the problem with monster girls in general. There's almost no middle ground.

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>>12687438
I laughed. What nice ladies!

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>>12687445
Well, how do you handle employee safety for delivery men? How do you keep track of them? Can I be 'claimed' by a customer?

[Anonymous No.]

So here's a question: How widespread would the drug problem be in MGC?

Since there are such a large number of MGs that have addictive chemicals to capture guys (Alarune, Bubble Slimes, Cockatrice, Lillirune, Ookukade, Girtablilu, Honeybees, Mothgirls, Mandragora, Manticores,etc ), it seems likely that anyone who escapes or is saved from a kidnapping would have to live with a drug addiction. How widespread do you guys think this would be? Would there be a black market where some MGs just attack and addict men then flee, just so they can push their product as a dealer?

What about magical addictions? (Succubi, Yuki-onna, Shirohebi, Wights, Baphomets, Devils, Dormice, Gazers, Inari, Living Dolls, Liches). How would those be "treated"? Or are those folks just doomed to suffer addiction or surrender to their attacker?

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>>12687461
>Manticores
>Nice ladies.

Whew anon, what a good laugh that was!

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>>12687438
What is Captain Carrot doing in MGC?

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>>12687466
Chip implanted in the neck, so they can find you
The special Rape an recovery squad of the MGCPD is on duty 24hrs a day protecting human males !

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>>12687006
But I got to her first.

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>>12687470
Is the idea of potentially addictive natural MG drugs not a bad one for anyone else?

I like to drink, and smoke, and occasionally smoke pot, and back in the day I was all about harder drugs too. If I could get high off waifu kisses that would be awesome and I wouldn't care that much that I was addicted.

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>>12687470
Goddammit, human kids adopted to MG families wealthy Cakes must have the best life in that place, and they probably aren't aware of it.

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>>12687470
They just need some good blessed Hathor milk which they can pick up for free at their local Church of Hathor. Cures all ailments and addictions.

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>>12687484

Remember, many of these types use addictive chemicals BECAUSE the guy doesn't want to be with her. Otherwise they'd just use romance. Many could fall in love over time, but given almost everyone initially addicted would be against their will, there is likely many who still want to escape it.

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>>12685121
>Sequel
>To edgiest of all edge fics
nah

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>>12687478
Okay. How's the pay?

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>>12687466
Of course, our FNF Uniforms (TM) come planted with locating devices so we will always know where you are at any given time. We also have an oni security squad on call the customer ever keeps the merchandise without paying.

If that fails we are always in constant contact with MGCPD, as >>12687478 said.

>Can I be "claimed" by a customer?

We don't offer such options but we do have Extended Rental services for Gold Club members. You may spend weeks in a "delivery relationship" with a customer, where you will only deliver to her address, while maintaining the Deluxe Delivery options previously described.

Of course, these are just the official options. Whatever you do in your private life is up to you!

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>>12687470
I dabbled in this idea a bit myself, and I really like it. I imagined kesaran pasaran spores as medieval cocaine, which unscrupulous drug dealers cut with matango spores. So you end up with run-down drug dens where the particularly hard users start to fuse to the walls with fungal filaments.

So yeah, it's a big underclass problem as in IRL, just... err... sexier. Anons turning to burglary just to scrape together the cash for vials of oomukade venom. Upstanding parents who can't concieve venturing anxiously into the seedy underworld to try and find a dealer of fertility-boosting mothgirl dust. There's a bunch of cool scenarios that are ripe for writefaggotry.

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>>12687478
Heh, wonder what happens if you quit.

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>>12687494
Your tanuki line manager and her two oni assistants come have a 'chat' with you.

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>>12687494
>>12687491

I think I recall reading in one of the translated worldguides that there are hotsprings that "assign" a personal attendant to male visitors, which normally leave when he does since they inevitably all end up in permanent relationships. So it's the price of doing business I guess.

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>>12687484
>needing a crutch
No thanks. I'd rather keep my mind and stay single than turn into a useless sack of filth who gets 'loved.'

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>>12687331
Not in Encyclopedia. Sure the combat oriented ones, like salamander or amazoness, but a lilith for all their power has no more physical strength then a normal dude.
Monster girl quest is what youre thinking of, thats the one where the average mg is stronger then the average human regardless of species

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>>12687417
>Fire is fucking hot bitch so you certainly can kiss my well protected ass
>Just let us get the fucking job done then you can ogle us undressing back at the station
I imagine that men would generally be the straight man in a lot of serious professions.
>Construction foreman
>Constantly dealing with monster bitches not taking things seriously
>Like the Dryad that "speaks" with the lumber whenever you send her out to pick up more and always ends up coming back with half the load having enough bow to shoot a fuckin arrow because they were "nice"
>Like that fucking wurm that kept refusing to wear safety gear because it's "umcomfortable."
>It took a nasty goose egg from a goddam I beam to change her min- God fucking dammit apparently not.
>"Susan, we've been over this. If you're going to be doing the digging and clearing you need safety goggles. Where are yours?"
>"I dunno, I lost um. Sorrie."
>This is where I deflate with a sigh
>"Christ, here, use mine for today. Doesn't matter how tough the rest of you is, your eyes are just as squishy as mine and a hell of a lot prettier, you gotta keep them safe okay?"
>"O-okay."
>At least my girls are professional enough not to snap back at me when I put them in line, don't think they can help it when they get a little red in the face though

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>>12687470
>Yuki-Onna

>There's a part of the city where there's a constant blizzard going on due to the high amounts of yuki-onna keeping their husbands captive until they voluntarily love them.

>Very easy to go inside and find one of the snowy residents, almost impossible to leave unless your wife accompanies you out held together by your hands

>shotas often get lost in that area when they go to play in the snow during the holiday season and the few that have returned do so decades later with their wife and kids and an awesome beard.

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>>12687489
8/per hour and whatever you get stuffed in the waist band of your teeny weeny shorts.

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>>12687470
What about males attacking MG for a hit. Like, a guy hides in an alley and throws a strobelight in the hope of attracting a mothgirl so he can rub his face on her wings?

Could you make a bong out of your living doll wife?

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>>12687493
Now even monstergirls are keeping the proletariat down!

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>>12687493

>fungal filaments

that sounds terrifying Anon.

Can you imagine finding a friend of yours half pasted to the wall and covered in pus with mushroom spores slowly hazing out of his mouth. When you try to get him off the wall his hands literally fall off in a puff of spores and his legs crumble to reveal a hollow interior after having been completely turned into a mushroom.

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>>12687487
Say one was actually into that shit, which MG would grant the best natural high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687494
>quit

We reserve the right to uphold the conditions of service laid out in your employment contract at any time.

This means that any actions which could constitute serious harm to a MGC backed company (including but not limited to "quitting" during high business times, like Christmas and New Years) will result in compensatory work for said company without pay.

However, you may always transfer to any of our sister divisions, like Bang Boys (TM).

We don't recommend this however, we do encourage developing relationships at your work!

[Anonymous No.]

>Move into MGC, can live comfy and work however I want
>Get moved into a small house surrounded by families of different were-cats
>Love cats, guess those multiple choice forms were good for something after all
>They're coyly curious about the man that's moved in
>All their kids are trying to spy on me
>The older ones even try asking me out
>Tell them I just want to write my book for now
>It's driving them nuts
>They start getting more aggressive
>Force me to help them out when they go in heat
>I just press down at the base of the tail and either pet or spank them till they're satisfied
>This is only making it worse
>Cheshire panty raids, more inventive sphinx riddles, two tailed cats staring at me through my windows
I'm getting nervous about the next full moon guys, it'll be my first one and I'm a bit outnumbered here. How do I fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/JrzYA6y8

Anyone interested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687503
>He says wearing the shortest of shorts and the skimpiest of singlets.
>Gotta dress appropriately.

If you've ever heard of Jim's (x business (Like Mowing, Window Cleaning, Mobile Euthanasia Centre)) then I can imagine that the Chippendales are responsible for most of the male workers in the city. Like a giant union for strippers who are also competent at the jobs they're costumed at.
It'll be like seeing the YMCA and having the builder stop mid Y-M, then turning around to the audience and saying "...This here stage... I built this stage."

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>>12687508
Like in trueblood, rednecks abducting vampires to chain them up in their basement dungeons and drain them of narcotic magic blood.

I would totally make a bong out of a living doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687518
You signed up for this. Accept your responsibilities to MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687513
Poppy Alarune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687518
A spray bottle filled with water and lemon juice.
But make sure they don't see you with it, cats keep grudges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687520
It's hard to say with what little you've written, just write more.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW can't think of anything outside of three basic MG scenarios
>TFW the dreams have started again

Send a Nightmare, this shit is getting weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687520
mantis girl all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687526
Oh god. I used to be an opiate addict. Years after kicking the habit I still long for that feeling.

Opium smells like flowers when you smoke it. I would a poppy Alarune.

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>>12687524
A-alright

>>12687529
I'll give it a try, doubt it'll do much. It's hard enough going outside for groceries, I always get followed by a group of them.
And shouldn't they be trying to compete?
Oh god I'm gonna end up the crazy were-cat guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687506
Guess I'm a delivery man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687371
>>12687413
well no shit I'm gonna get raped; this is not only the MG world but also the ghetto mg world. Getting raped goes without saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687541
>Buy Roomba online.
>Buy Catnip online.
>Carefully put catnip inside roomba.
>Let roomba loose in house.
>Escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687511
Well, I can imagine that NOW. Thanks, asshole.

Anyway, matango spores don't kill you. Although depending on your proclivities the fate may be one worse than death. You;d find your friend covered in mushrooms and babbling about wanting to walk into the forbidden forest on the outskirts of MGC from which no man ever returns, as the spores in his brain command him to deliver his semen to their matango originator. You drag him home to your flat, you lock him up, you try to keep him inside as you try to call doctors, exorcists, anyone who might be able to help. You can hear him, thump-thump-thumping against the walls with fungus-form hands that have lost all human feeling. But they still bleed, a grotesque mix of plant pus and human blood, leaving hideous handprints all over the walls of the room as he tries zombie-like to hammer his way out...

...and then you hear the sound of shattering glass, as his nerve-less body finally pushes through the window of your third floor apartment. You see the vaguely human-shaped splatter-pattern against the concrete below; see it gloop itself back together like a slime mould; watch in horror as the broken monstrosity that was your friend shambles bonelessly away into the night, desperate to make his way to the matango he thinks is his waifu...

Worse than death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687518
Are they mean? i mean i dont get why you dont just ask one on a date here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687548
And then you wake up one morning with a shroom growing out your ear. Should have had some hazmat gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687554
Not really, but I feel like if I do pick one all the others will start getting jealous or something. Though, do have a thing for the second eldest cheshire girl. Think I'll try asking her out and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Punaldin still updating Lich Encounter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687554
He's allergic.
Also a dog person.

>He manages to slip away and have a walk to himself.
>A werewolf follows him home.
>Massive fight.
>Werewolf isn't allowed inside but she can sleep in the backyard.
>For some reason she seems content with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687511
>>12687548

Jesus Christ! I like discussing the darker aspect of this setting but fuck all if this didn't freak me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687559
>RP

Anon... Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687513
Based on MGE descriptions, either the Ookumade ("They have extremely potent poison within their bodies") or the Girtuablu ("Out of all the monsters, the poison they possess is by far the most potent").

Girtuablu's claims its more powerful, but it may only say this because it paralyzes instead of makes muscles unusable as with Ookumade. Also, Girtuablu seems to have more strength/weapons, while Ookumade seems to use toxins alone, so it seems Ookumade's would be more powerful/addictive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687292
I like them

I also like /fit/ monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687559
Cringeworthy/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687547
>"alright Anon, enough if enough! We've had enough of your culkholding, and we're going to rape the... ever.. loving shit... what is that?"
>"Oh that? That's a roomba?"
>"A roomba?"
>"Yeah. bought it the other day. funny thing about the Roomba; it cleans your house without you actually getting up. Coll shit, right?"
>"y-Yeah... I mean, forget the stupid roomba! We came her f-f-for... W-Why am I so drawn by it?"
>"Hypnotizing, right? Or are you being drawn by the blissful aroma in which is the bag of cat nip on the top of the roomba there?"
>"W-Wha? C-C-Cah?"
>"Cat-Nip. Two syllables. Caht Nihp."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687565
Not him, shut up, we're having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687454
Vanadis games are generally quite soft and loving. Never translated, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687535
Really should try writing that Inception story sometime.

So much potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687576
>Anon! You're barely in my vulva!
>WE MUST GO DEEPER!

NON RIEN DE RIEN, NON JE NE REGRETTE DE RIEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687574
Fun isn't an excuse to act autistic.

Either write a story, or pose the question.

At the very least avoid reaching Facebook naruto OC levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687545
Life in mg ghettos would be pretty trashy. I used to walk around Detroit's used to be ghettos, the ghettos that were so shit the inhabitants left to form other, slightly better ghettos. I figure if you wound up in a mg ghetto you might be a war vet who just got off a morphine addiction and was short on cash. You'd spend your days bouncing between jobs and exchanging either curious or annoyed glances with your manticore and ushi oni "neighbors". They probably wouldn't try to rape you because of your military experience and the fact that the police only care about humans due to the mg riots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687580
>Anon! You're fucking me so hard your actually not just fucking me in my dream, but in real life!
>You mean, I'm fucking a vagina within a vagina!?
>WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
Cue the Inception horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687582
Who gives a shit, at least they're not pretending to BE monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687585
It must suck for HBs to be around when a riot happens.

You're just shopping at your ghetto convenience store when BAM some onis and ushi-onis come crashing through, stealing you along with all the money in the register. Then you get vigorously gang-raped in the streets while some passersby film it with a phone camera until it goes viral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687576

What inception story.

Or rather, who the fuck do you think I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687505
>shotas often get lost in that area when they go to play in the snow during the holiday season and the few that have returned do so decades later with their wife and kids and an awesome beard.

Literally Finn the Human in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687600
Either that or it's one of the really nasty riots where both wind up fighting each other. Humans get raped, mg's get tortured. I figure you'd wind up seeing videos of humans getting raped, along with revenge videos of manticores getting their tails cut off or oni's being doused in kerosene and set alight. that shit happens in the really rough areas of mexico.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687604
...Kamina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687604
I was talking to myself.

A while ago I figured that, with their powers, Nightmares could make good money going into people's dreams, manipulating them on request, much like in the film Inception. Plethora of applications and options. Business interests, subconscious manipulations of love, unearthing secrets, or just giving people with chronic nightmares good dreams.

So I figured I should write such a story sometime.
I've a lot of ideas. I don't do much with 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687572
>Catnip works like catnip rather than some catgirl only aphrodisiac
My nigga

>Full moon, trying to get home
>Start seeing some flot tuffs of purple fur
>Aww shit, a Cheshire's about
>Giggling, little invisibly brushes
>Girl is good
>She finally does the eyes and grin combo
>Her mistake
>You start staring her straight in the eyes and straighten out your posture
>You know cats, this actually freaks them right the fuck out
>Her grin shrinks at bit and stops moving
>Instead, you start walking towards where she must be
>Right before you get within arms reach the eyes and small grin dart back
>Now wearing a shit eating grin thrice the size of hers you break eye contact and blink your drying eyes
>The moment you do she's back to full invisibility
>"T-that wasn't very nice, looks like I need to p-punish you."
>Apparently your grin can split your face even more
>"I'm actually looking forward too it, you have such nice eyes."

[Anonymous No.]

I need a drawing or something using this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687518
During the last bloodmoon I invited my favorite fox woman over, since then they have left me alone.
Even on the full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687560

I'll probably have something up in the next couple of weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687625

Isn't that stealth guro? Since chocolate is poisonous to dogs, after all. It'd be like drawing a wolf-girl ODing on crack or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687625
Holy shit that's awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687630
Half dog half human none of the lethality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687627
Oh god, bad idea, they're all fighting and arguing now! I mean the cheshire is clinging to me but I think I need to call the cops! It's one big catfight outside!
I'll stop now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687639
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687612

Yeah okay.

>>12687613

The last time I did Nightmare shit it was Childhood friend dream invasion sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687641
I'm just imagining an overweight weeaboo with the monitor light hitting his acne covered face, one hand in his baggy shorts as his other hand writes out this scenario. Grunting unintelligibly as he slowly brings himself to orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687642
Please show me your peer-reviewed studies on how chocolate affects dog girls.

It's a citation needed from either side, so I'll choose to believe that they're cool with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687652
>Please provide me with a citation.
>Give me a citation to prove my argument for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687652

Not that guy, but most MGs are still weak to what their monster half was. Slug girls are weak to salt, dhampirs are weak to sunlight (or it hurts their mamono energy, or something), at least according to MGE lore.

Of course, maybe it's okay in your headcanon. Whatever floats your boat. But don't expect others to agree given MGE tends to say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687520
I am. Where you going with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687649
This could be the biggest plea for getting gay sex I have ever read in 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687659
Hopefully not with rape and blackmail pictures like Nyanon's highschool CYOA and this >>12684205

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687654
>Give me a citation to prove my argument for me.

Can you disprove the argument? No? Why should I believe you then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687556
Damn you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687649
I really don't think you should talk about that kind of fantasy here, This is a MG thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687667

Not him, but does this count?

>>12687655

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687646
>Spoiler
I think I remember that.
I think I might have a screencap of it...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Penguin girl?

>Always nervous around humans
>Bullied by polar bear girls
>Cute as fuck daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687682
>Constantly tries to steal all of her neighbour werebat's stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687682
>Penguin
>Polar bears
>Interacting
On what planet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687682

Now that you mention it, it's a bit odd KC hasn't done any aquatic birds yet. No ducks, geese, penguins, flamingos, or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687523
Load whatever you're going to smoke in her pussy, use DE to fire it up and take hits from her mouth. Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687682
Nah, penguin girls must all be fat as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687688
Oh wait, I was thinking of leopard seals.

I still want to see a polar bear girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687688
The one with dragons and succubi and chimera running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687692
That's just so that they can keep warm anon.

They'd be so cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687693
Wouldn't they just be Yeti's but bigger, pudge but also muscle, and a red scarf instead of a blue one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687665
Well, do you have an idea? What monsters will be present? Is it straight story, smut or no? Happy, sad. healing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687689
What about a certain type of Geese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687699
They also might be stalkers as well.

I don't know about the Yeti part, probably more like a Grizzly but white and maybe more fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687702
I'll club, gut, and mount your skull on my wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687703
>They hunt by staying right beside a seal hole for hours and hours
>Can't go outside, Polar bear girl will rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687682
Dood, would you do a prinny girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687700
I'm not the author if that's what you think.

That being said, I would like to see more bad ends for MGs. Not because I hate them, but so far the overwhelming majority have been either guy mindbreak (femdom) or everyone-lived-happily-ever-after true love stories.

I like some variety myself. Good with the bad, and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687617
What does catnip act like?

I've never owned a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687712
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687702
Anon, shut up. Just shut up right now. Just shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687715
It generally acts like a plant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687699
Pudgy yetis.

I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687717
HONK

HISS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687715

IRL, cat's just love rubbing against stuff that smells like catnip and rolling around in it. That's mostly it. Then they get bored after 15 minutes and become immune to it for another half hour (sort of like people do with sex). Then it's awesome once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687715
Catnip turns cats into liquid on contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687729
Cats have always been a liquid though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687733
Well it turns them into an even more liquid. Think of cats like a Slime. They're always soft and liquidly and flexible and such, right?
but then you toss catnip at them and they just melt. It's like putting a snowball on a Yeti's chest. it'll just melt because of all that body heat
That's what happens to cats

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2981682

Kind of curious about your guy's preferences.

Want to know before I go out of my way to write something in alternating first person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687677

Yeah it's right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687740
Yup. That's the one.

Love it. More Nightmare stuff is always good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687715
>>12687723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Xrcp6k8VE
If something smells like catnip cats go after it then buzz off when they realize they aren't getting their fix, half an hour later they forget that it's not real catnip and the cycle continues.

Real catnip draws cats like moths to a flame, makes them all happy and playful for a bit then they really trip out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687714
I agree. I would also like to see some stories focusing on how humans see MGs, in fantasy or contemporary settings and where the relationships are more equal and the guy takes initiative in approaching the Mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687740
The first two were great.

Last one, not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687715
Like heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Xrcp6k8VE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687760
Horse pussy will always be shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687759
There are quite a few of those, All I write are those types of stories .
They don't get much attention here since depending on the time of day its Maledom, or femdom.
I like my equal relationships

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact, even tigers like catnip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tklx3j7kgJY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687760

Yeah I can't into writing sex scenes or dialogue during them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687769
I like maledom as well. Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687770
>The panther that just fucking loses it
This shit is more funny than it is adorable. And it totally is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687630
chocolate is only dangerous to dogs in very large quantities. My dog loves chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687784
I found myself smiling too, but then I had to stop and ask myself if there was anything morally wrong about watching cats trip balls. Then they kept being so goddamn cute and I ceased to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687790
You asshole, just give him carob. And don't feed him macadamia nuts either, those are HIGHLY poisonous to dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687778
They called me Commercial-Kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687770
>You weren't sure how you felt about your parents adopting the young jinko girl. Apparently she had been smuggled in to the country as some rich guy's pet. Long story short she was rescued and our family ended up taking her in.
>Don't get me wrong, I was a couple years older than her, but I was still a kid when she arrived, so I may not've been the best big brother.
>Which could be the reason she grew up to be such a loud, abrasive, smartass tomboy. Of course I love her, but you know, sometimes you've got to hurt the ones you love to teach them a lesson. The lesson being you can't beat big brothers at prank wars.
>Now, she had done and got me good. Real good. I won't elaborate on it too much, but it involved my clothes disappearing after gym, her old, too small, tiger striped underwear set, school assembly, and Dio's classic hit "Holy Diver."
>So I was looking in to ways of getting her back, hopefully whilst I was away on the last school trip of my education, because alibis are always useful.
>I hit pay dirt. Now, I'll admit it, I've heard my littler sister going at it with her dildos. I can't blame her, she's around most of the male sports teams all day, and she's too damn proud to ask any of them out. Wait. Maybe I can blame her?
>Anyways. I was looking on the internet and I found just the perfect thing. "Catnip extract lube. WARNING: Contains real catnip."
>Night before I left, all I had to do was sneak in to her room, swap her old bottle of lube out with an identical branded bottle, but with the catnip lube in it instead; and then have discussion be so unsexy that she won't even consider having a rub tonight.
>Mid way through my school's camping trip, I got an emergency phone call from home.
>It was mum. She was *not* pleased. Apparently my sweet little sister had absolutely trashed the house.
>I could hear her screaming "I'LL NEVER LISTEN TO DIO AGAIN, FOR AS LONG AS I -AHN- LIVE!" over the phone.
>I decided to spend the rest of my life camping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687797
Do you have a pastebin? I like your stuff. That guy can go fuck himself with a cactus made out of sandpaper and coated in ghost chili pepper juice.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! A wizard appears in front of you and says he can transport you into Monster Girl city! Your chance to have a Monster Waifu is in your grasp! However, there are two conditions.

1. You will be teleported into the home of a Monster Girl. Since you have no ID, money, home, etc. in this new world, you'll have to bunk with her, though odds are she wouldn't let a free man who appeared in her house escape so easily. How your life will be, if you ever are able to get paperwork showing your existence in said realm, and all that fun stuff will be in her hands.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Roll for species.

http://www.rangen.co.uk/chars/pergen.php

Generate Detailed Personality to determine her's.

Other minor details not determined, such as whether she's a CC, Loli, Wealth, House Location, or whatever can be left to you to fill the blanks.

2. You must recite the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises. Failure to do so at-least near-perfectly will result in a fiery death.

How does it all fare for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>Wurm

I'm gonna stop right there and just skip to the end.

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>spoiler
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687848
You don't like Wurms? Are you Hitler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
I meet a content, outspoken and aloof dryad and then promptly burst into flames, possibly killing both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
Energetic but down to earth and traditional Ryu. Popular, people-oriented and very responsible. Has a strong moral code and seeks to bring out the best in others.
Current emotional state: Disgusted
I flubbed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>Basing a perquisite on memorizing a scene in of hundreds of possible hollywood action movies among thousands of possible films worldwide in recent years.

99.9% of /mgt/ fails. Well, except those who pick a salamander. So, 99.8%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687870
The wizard browses /tv/ and doesn't want hotheads to have waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687875
>Doesn't want hotheads.
>Must watch action films with such an obsession they memorize the dialogue verbatim.

Now you just trollin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687870
If the wizard said to recite the plane scene then most of mgt would have gotten their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
Outgoing but assertive Medusa. Good at generating ideas but bad at following through. May be seen as dishonest or unethical, but is sensitive and has little empathy. Intuitive and rational.
Current emotional status: Joyful
Well, other from the fact that she almost sounds exactly like me, at least I didn't scare her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687860
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687885
Good luck exterminating Wurms, they're #1 in indestructibility.

Ushi onis heal, wurms just don't take damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
Can I try and recite the Joker's Breaking Speech to Harvey Dent instead?

[Anonymous No.]

I gave translating a doujin a shot. It's a succubus one from C86.
http://imgur.com/a/tuat5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687886
That's when you destroy the earth.

If I can't have this earth, nobody can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
I burst into fiery treats in the home of a silly, unenthusiastic and self-sufficient kunoichi.
Thanks Obama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687866
>Perfect waifu, but disgusted with you.
Probably worse than the being burned alive part. Unless you into S.

>>12687881
>Dishonest, unethical, no empathy. Joyful.
Hope you into femdom. And crazy-happy serial killers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687900
>May seem dishonest, unethical
She seems that way, Anon. But she isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687900
On the plus side, I have motivation to get off my ass and make myself useful.
But this way I can choose who I try and court instead either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
I believe I can survive and get my Dependable, Kind-heated, Superior Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>Yuki Onna

Goddamnit I'll never be with my waifu

perception: Intelligent

Self-discipline: Very dependable

Lifestyle: Enthusiastic, Energetic, Down-to-earth
Social attitude: Extroverted. Likes to be in control and Understanding

Honesty and honour: Selfless and Follows a strong moral code

Emotional capacity: Does not understand unkindness

Current emotional state: Delighted

Could be worse I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
A selfless lich who is practical and thorough who loves being the center of attention but does not understand kindness and is prone to being insecure

Current emotional state: Malicious

what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

I appear in the home of a mature and teasing Ignis...Only to burst into flames as I badly describe the opening of the movie.

At least she will be unharmed and may be able to put me out somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687912
It means you have an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
An intelligent and Objectively critical Sandworm.

Self-discipline: Enthusiastic and Sceptical

Lifestyle: Unconventional, Hates routine, Flexible

Social attitude: The centre of attention. Hates to lead or control others and Shy

Honesty and honour: Honest

Emotional capacity: Inadvertently apathetic

Current emotional state: Confident

Fucking jackpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12686485

Super late reply because I just got home from work and saw this, but no. Zarda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687912
>Narcissistic, insecure, does not understand kindness. Malicious. AND A NECROMANCER.

You gunna get tortured, killed, brought back to life. Again and again. Like Sisyphus, and Prometheus before him, you are bound to an eternal hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687706
>>12687717
If he makes any time of aquatic girls or other types of avian girls its only natural he would start will well known ones. Such as national birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
A bright, sensitive, warm, non-controlling, enthusiastic Sahuagin, who's successful and at the center of an active social life with great people skills, and yet has trouble with follow-through, and is frustrated when I appear.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687921
>It's even worse than that
>She reenacts looney tunes gags in real life
>Anvil
>Safe
>Piano
>Dynamite candles in a cake
>Rocket skates
>Falling off a very tall cliff
>Speeding into a black hole painted on a cliff at 100mph

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687931
*toons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687931
>>12687935

>Tosses you off a building with only a tiny umbrella to break your fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687941
>Dresses you up in a wig and a dress before telling you to seduce a paladin that's been hounding you two
Dammit Bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>Werewolf
>Strategic (aka, the planner)
>long distance thinking in terms of discipline
>orderly, hates messes
>Outgoing, arrogant, yet misunderstood
>tells it like it is
>no empathy; incapable of praise
>crazy

Well...fuck. I'm dating myself here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687966
I forsee lots of angry sex followed by happy cuddling for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839

>A lamia who is inconsiderate, selfish, blunt, wants to be the center of attention, is outspoken and likes to debate, and is quick at thinking up ideas but bad at following through with them.

Someone just kill me please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687968
>for you
Wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687924

Relieve her "frustration." WINK WINK.

Live happily ever after with your petite suku-mizu Murlock girl.

>>12687966
>Kuudere, crazy, apathetic, OCD.
Hope you enjoy suffering.

>>12687971
>Clumsy Tsundere

Man, at least you have it better than werewolf and lich anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839

>>12687839

> Were-Rabbit

Already off to a great start.

>Psychology and perception: Average intelligence
>Self-discipline: Effective and Irresponsible
>Lifestyle: Abuses drugs, Has no life plan
>Social attitude: The centre of attention. Has great people skills
>Honesty and honour: Deceitful and Rebellious (when rules get in the way)
>Emotional capacity: Does not use or understand emotion when making decisions
>Current emotional state: Cowardly

So a hedonistic trickster rabbit who's the life of the party and can get shit done to get her way?

Can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687985
>Junkie, deceitful, rebellious, cowardly.
Expect her to like you, but then constantly lie to you and drag you down as she spirals out of control from her drug abuse, growing increasingly erratic and hawking your belongings for drug money. If you finally get fed up and leave her, she dies of either OD or lonliness, after a few months of living on the street giving furry footjobs for cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
I haven't seen the movie so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>http://www.rangen.co.uk/chars/pergen.php
>Cheshire
Psychology and perception: Creative
Self-discipline: Good at generating ideas, bad at following through and Unfocused
Lifestyle: Resourceful, Flexible, Excitable
Social attitude: Dislikes being alone. Outspoken
Honesty and honour: Somewhat selfish
Emotional capacity: Sensitive and Neutral
Current emotional state: Pleased

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688005
She sounds adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688005
>Slightly clingy but otherwise perfectly sane and pleasant.
Given what's come up so far, you've basically hit the jackpot, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688007
Imma tape catnip to the exhaust vents of the room and watch her zap around trying to catch where the scent is comeing from

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>Lizardman
>Quick-thinking and Long-range thinker, is Decisive, Tireless, extroverted, intimidating, forceful, lives a life that's career focused and effective, has control issues, doesn't take people's feelings into account, and the moment I arrive is needy

Wonderful, I get to be the house husband of a dominant Lizard girl who gets shit done and is kuudere. Femdom here I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688015
She sounds like a general of an army. I think you bumped into a war vets house

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
Sylph
>Psychology and perception:
Fails to learn from experience
>Self-discipline:
Feels above the law and Vain
>Lifestyle:
Impulsive, Hates to live alone
>Social attitude:
Extroverted. Seductive
>Honesty and honour:
Malicious and Remorseless
>Emotional capacity:
Cruel and Extremely critical
>Current emotional state:
Bored

[Anonymous No.]

Chapter 14 of grand hope http://pastebin.com/VWjjm41Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839

This will never be translated ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>Lich
>Competent and Intelligent
>Enthusiastic
>Orderly, Lively, Action-oriented
>Gracious and Very loyal
>Sensitive
>Temperamental

[Anonymous No.]

Inari
Devoted, lustful

[Anonymous No.]

I need more pouting, chibi Monster Girls. Or I might die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688057
I want chibi Pharaoh.
Or Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688043
I still want to see more art of that
>Deviant
>Gentle
catgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688057
I could always cut off those wings and horns and butcher up an alligator. I assume that would upset some people though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688029
You sir, hit the jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839

>Goblin
>Quick-thinking and struggles to see things outside their own perspective.
>Tireless and Low patience
>Outgoing. Assertive and Natural leaders
>Unfair
>Does not take people's feelings into account and can be sentimental though sees this as a weakness.
>Grouchy

Hmm..

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be in the middle of a love triangle between an innocent, polite Pharaoh princess and a haughty ojou-sama Wight noble

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839

Am I the only one who things these /roll type posts tend to flood the thread worse than CYOA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688116
>Pharoah's anubis adviser sets you and the pharoah up into romantic or lewd situations in secret
>It never works due to pharoah's innocence.
>Wight can just get you flustered at the dinner table without anyone else noticing
>Does everything to tease you when it strikes her fancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688116
You're right, because I'd choose the Pharaoh over the bitch Wight any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688128
>flood
I don't understand, how is it a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688128
They do, but it seems people are starved for things to do at the moment anyways.
But we don't need them becoming too common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688128
Eh, it's not really a big deal. Thread's dead at the moment anyhow.
You're blowing it out of proportion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688057
>>12688061
And I want a pouting Alpollo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688142
You're really pushing Apollo, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688147
>pushing Alpollo
I didn't come up with her, I wasn't the one who drew her, I wasn't the one who came up with beer and Cheetos with her. But pouting Alps are always cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688150
I didn't mean it in a bad way, I'm just fascinated seeing people go through lengths to get it created. Call it curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688156
>go through lengths to get it created
But she exists already, silly-buns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688160
True, but clearly incomplete. To gain more Apollo art, one must have the full picture of what Apollo looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688165
>Apollo
But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688171
Semantics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688174
No. Puns are matter of life and death. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688177
There's probably a witty pun I could say here and you're probably just waiting for it, but I can't do puns to save my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688182
Just try to look lively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688185
I'm actually serious. I can't do puns. If I was faced in a life or death situation and the only way of living was to make a pun I'd probably be already on Charon's wild ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688165
As someone who was there when the idea was floating around:

http://puu dot sh/cbFSm/6e2556896e.jpg
"Something like this, except more flamingly homosexual"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688189
What's wrong? Mental block? Deathly fear of jokes?

>>12688190
>"Something like this, except more flamingly homosexual"
Can you get more flamingly homosexual than that? The guy looked less feminine as a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688191
Original Apollo looked gayer than that. Praise the Sun Daddy-O!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688191
I just can't do puns. I have a scholar degree in sarcasm to the point that no one knows if I'm lying or being sarcastic, but puns end up being forced. I guess mental block or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688191
It's Alpollo, I imagine it's possible.
>>12688193
Something like this but with FABULOUS feathery hair (that's on fire, or some shit)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688195
>Something like this but with FABULOUS feathery hair (that's on fire, or some shit)
That'd be interesting. I want to see Alpollo and Fabio having some sort of harp jam session under a cherry blossom in a gentle breeze now. Maybe with actual not-horsepussy unicorns in the background. And rainbows. Lots of rainbows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688190
I thought the general consensus was that Apollo would be a phase 2 Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688202
Apollo is 100% male. Alpollo on the other hand, is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688202
not sure what the threadcanon is, I'm just going by the picture >>12688160

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688207
That's what I meant. That -I'm not going to get used to this name- Alpollo was a phase 2, like >>12688160

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688208
That looks more Stage 3 to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688150
Beer and nachos was my fault, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688227
>sorry
Don't apologize for doing good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688227
I used to have this girl I knew who was so much like a guy it scared some poeple.
we would tease them into thinking she was a tg .
Her big thing was beer and nachos.

So i figured for Alpollo being a Bro this would be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

Alpollo uses summon feast.

5 cases of beer and 5 kilos of nachos appear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688234
>I used to have this girl I knew who
I used to know this girl

Not native English are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688189
Maybe he is afraid of being punny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688241
That's perfectly fine for spoken American English. He's not emoting or the like and there's no need to write like he's in English class.

[Anonymous No.]

So, it's about the hour for infomercials.

Think of one that monster girls would try and sell to each other.
Hard mode: No rape-related things.
Deruella must die mode: No sex-related things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688250
This looks like a job for......
Commercial-Kun!
<insert dramatic music here>

[Anonymous No.]

I have done:
The book of the reverse scale
The book on how to talk to lamias
The wonderbrush
Kiki maid service
and a lot of others....
but MG to MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688258
>>12688250
Easy mode: Only monster girl related, anything goes

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore tail vagina feminine products.

"Has your tail ever felt, you know, not fresh?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688250
Druella Must Die Mode doesn't sound like it'd be all that hard, actually.

>Lamia doormats
>Manticore spine polishers
>Scythe sharpeners for the on-the-go mantis, baphomet and nightmare
>Reverse scale covers
>GPS monitoring equipment
>Hats
>Fur/Feather support supplements

And let's not even get into the other specialty assorted beauty products.

>>12688261
>"Has your tail ever felt, you know, not fresh?"
>"Yeah, usually after I run a train or two."
>"No, I mean like when you haven't just gotten done having sex."
>"Huh?"

[Anonymous No.]

eggs only restaurant , also serves breakfast food : done

Huntress: perfume for hunters : done

wow, I am not coming up with anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688265
>Huntress: perfume for hunters
HB in heat urine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688262
>>GPS monitoring equipment
did that one already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688250

Cookware.
The ads show stock footage of an audience of men enjoying food from an inari chef and the "testimonials" are paid actresses. The entire thing is funded by danukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688266
The scene starts out showing a dark alleyway poorly lit, you see a human male running down the alley towards the camera.

He keeps looking over his shoulder, running and running.

He suddenly stops and sniff the air saying "Hmm, that smells nice'

He is then full body slammed by a Manticore

The screen cuts to black, and white letters appear on the screen

Huntress


Perfume by Noir

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688250
>Flashlights for Gazer eyestalks. Helps Gazers see in the dark from all angles
>Lamia-sized kotatsu. Keeps lamias warm throughout the entire tail without risk of burning
>Manticore tailbags. Keeps the tail covered in 10 beautiful designs
>Heated Jacket. Helps Lamias and Undead alike stay warm in the chill of night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688280
>>Heated Jacket. Helps Lamias and Undead alike stay warm in the chill of night.


That's a good idea, extra long to cover a bit of the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688250
Liches would probably be selling Apophis girls all kinds of lab equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688280
>Heated Jacket
Oh, that gives me an idea
>Vagina warmers: reheats intimate parts of undead monsters to "warm as the day you died (TM)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688262
Y'know, mai waifu and all, and I love how it looks, but I still question WHY exactly Nightmares carry scythes.

[Anonymous No.]

The scene opens with a backyard type set up. there is snow everywhere.
Playing in the snow is a Wurm and a Ryuu, They are clearing slow, and making a small snowman.
Camera pans and shows standing on the porch is a shirobei watching them.
She looks cold.

The 2 in the snow tell her "Come and play with us!"

She replies "I can't I am cold blooded"

The Ryuu wanders over to her and mysteriously has this huge yet oddly tasteful coat in her hands and hands it to the shirobei.

"Try this" she says

You guys can see the rest of this I think.

and of course
<She changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688250

Synthetic MG chemicals to help with addictions. You know, like e-cigarattes or nicotine patches, but for the things here >>12687470

Also maybe synthetic semen energy drinks. And synthetic blood for vampire types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688303
>Shirobei
>Not Shirohebi
I've been seeing this a lot lately.

Otherwise heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688306
>Cumspurt for succubi
>Get the oral creampie to get you through the day
>Now in shota flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688283
a voice over starts while the screen is black
"Are you worried your Man will not like having sex with you because your body is room temperature?"

"Well fear no more!!!"

With the new hidden Lady implant you can adjust the temperature of your body to his enjoyment .....

<She changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688307
It is my damn spell checker, I thought I fixed it

Shirohebi

There fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688306

Flavored energy plasma drinks for vampires!

Same for mana packs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688322
Yumyum brand mana packs!
For when you just can't get enough!

Cut to a scene of happy little mgs sipping them.

"Mmmm, Yum Yum!"

Voice over starts : Available in many different flavors!
Try one today!

[Anonymous No.]

>In the dark depths of MGC. Midnight.
>A crusty Dark Elf gang shows up in an abandoned factory, faces covered. Only moon light illuminates the industrial park they are operating in.
>From the shadows of the factory, a Vampire, a Manticore and their leader, a Succubus, appear.
>The trio are clad in the latest fashions, gold hammered into the fabric, glimmering in the moonlight. Clearly they are from the highest points of MGC society.
>The leader of the Dark Elves speaks in a strong, but paranoid voice
>"You got the money?! Well?!"
>The Succubus giggles a little
>"Why of course dear~ So long as you have what we desirrre~"
>The Elf Leader looks behind her. "Show 'er the goods!"
>A chain-gang of 20 school boys, taken in a kidnapping that left two police officers and a teacher dead, are forced into the light on their knees. Another Elf brings out several suitcases of drugs, and plants them next to the kids
>The Trio grin hungrily, the vampire in particular salivating over the thought of fresh blood.
>The succubus snaps her fingers.
>A large Oni emerges, with two massive sacks of money, placing them near the drugs and kids.
>These kids will probably never be seen by their family and friends ever again, slaves to the untouchable.
>Suddenly, a window crashes
>A dark figure wearing a cowboy hat recovers
"You're all under arrest!"

And the criminal MGs never saw freedom again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688300
They aren't supposed to have one.
Someone added those to them, I do not know why

The original concept behind them was they were once Reapers, hence the scythes.
Nightmares are NOT reapers so, they should not have one.
.
Only Shinigami are supposed to have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688335
Eh, I'd rather see a Mantis SWAT Team.
That'd be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688347
>Mantis SWAT Team.
>Everyone up in arms about no knock raids
>They do knock
>They also shouted "POLICE DEPARTMENT" the entire time they stormed anything
>No one ever hears them because mantis
Such is life as a kuudere.

I think a beelzebub SWAT team would be fun just for the puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688335
Not Detective Inspector Kikikora?

She loves to clean up crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688341
>This much stupid in one post.
>JackieChan.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688359
I was kind of hoping we could ignore it and it would go away

[Anonymous No.]

What about a story about a MGCPD SWAT team that deals with rape and kidnapping

Sex and Recovery Dept?

They handle the cases of serious rape and abductions.

I wonder if this department would even exist for that matter, and it would be handled by the regular police force

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688370
Well, the television show would start putting too much focus on the drama between the main cast instead of providing exciting cases each episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688375
Law and Order did okay, didn't it? Or does. That series is never going off the air.

>>12688354
Something that large sounds like it'd call for MG judge Dredd or at least a few Rangers, not one very stern beat cop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688378
The bike rolls up, its a Judge

Not any Judge, a MG Judge

Judge Kikimora!

sorry couldn't resist

[Anonymous No.]

Is it me or are posts disappearing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688388
Just two.
Both of which seemingly by the poster, attempting to hide their embarrassment at a stupid post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688388
I'm seeing it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688388
Yes.
3 of the last 11 posts were deleted. Which is odd, since they weren't delete-worthy (no drama, off-topic, or any problems with 'em).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688398
I think it's just a dumb kid posting ideas, getting embarrassed at any perceived stupidity, and deleting them to cover his 'mistakes'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>Amazoness
> Practical and Irrational Spontaneous
Over-indulgent, Optimistic, Flexible
Extroverted. Excellent entertainers and Team player Enjoys the finer things in life and Loves new experiences. Caring


Guess I won't be able to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
I meet an Ignis.
She is analytical and logical, but takes risks.
She is adventurous and loves extreme sports.
Is always the center of attention. Dutiful and quiet.
Trusting, and can be rebellious when rules get in the way.
Detached and non-judgmental.

She is currently angry.

Nice knowing you, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how comfy it would be to live with a Monstergirl stepsister that, despite being a little older than you, still acts as if she were your imouto, always coming to you for advice and answers for her curious questions about things she doesn't know about, often yanking you into tight hugs in gratitute whenever you do something nice for her, switching to Protective Onee-san Mode whenif she finds you getting too friendly with other girls at college and so on.

I think it'd be kinda fun to look after a childish older sister who, while never letting go of her admiring and slightly dependant behavior towards you, can pretty much take care of herself when the time calls for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688202
Why stage 2? She's the alp god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688605
Stage 2 a best for bullying and healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688605
Can someone explain these Alp stage things? I don't recall any reference to specific stages in the MGE entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688623
Thar she blows... literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688623
Stage 1 is a boy, stage 2 is already a female but not developed, stage 3 is a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

Trader Anon here, just giving a heads up.
I'm going to be continuing our adventure later today after I update the recap and write up the next part.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be a guy hat lives off the government in his mansions to keep your monster girl harem happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688643
>guy hat
Monsterboy pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688643
*guy that
>>12688646
>mosterboy
are you dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Also, when they are young, they visit human villages in a child form called “yukiwarashi.” It is said that they mix in and play with human children. The yukiwarashi themselves are not particularly dangerous, but when a young boy has interacted with one of them and caught her interest, she will likely return back to the village after becoming a “yuki-onna” to come get him and make him her husband"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688658
>childhood marriage promise
>the guy probably doesn't even remember it
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you all do to get around writer's block? Been stuck for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688683
Write something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688683
If I knew that, I'd be writing.

[Anonymous No.]

So how is everyone preparing for winter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688709
My next chapter is in the North, so hopefully there weather will help inspire something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688717
>next chapter is in the North
How North?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688709
I check how other generators work on this site. Pregnancy generator appears to work correctly.
>1 baby will be born on the 15th of May
>Boy, 8lb, Autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688720
Think Iceland, but more Svalbard-y, and not an island.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688738
Skål to that.

[Anonymous No.]

Most frequently rented pornographic films in Monster Girl City for the past four weeks.

>Virgin Destroyers starring Suzy Slammer and Miss Zipangu
>Ride, Stallion, Ride starring the Centaur Facial Destruction Crew
>Dolly Dormouse's Sleepy Sunday: The Squeakquel
>I Literally Just Picked Up a Video Camera, Went Outside, Found a Guy, and Raped Him in Public
>Poor Little Knight Boy in Manticore Town
>Cindy and Stacey Scales in Double Dippin'
>How to Train Your Husband: Director's Cut
>Live at the 2014 Sabbath Orgy: Unrated and Uncut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688755
>Centaur Facial Destruction Crew
Tell me, for the love of Hathor that THAT isn't Centaurs facesitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688760

What? No. Of course not. That'd be way too heavy.

...Just standard, vanilla forced cunnilingus until the guy passes out repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688764
>forced cunnilingus
>on horse pussy
I no longer want to be a porn star in MGC. I'll just stay as a waiter/tress at Uncle Alp's and pray to Lady Luck no fat, faceless salarymen come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688769

Hey man, you gotta know your audience. Every star needs a gimmick.

For some? It's being powerfucked by muscular Onis. For others? Manticore gangbang.

For all you know you might be really good at eating horse pussy and crying on camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688773
>But I don't wanna~!
- The shota who was sentenced to become the new "stable boy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688755
>I Literally Just Picked Up a Video Camera, Went Outside, Found a Guy, and Raped Him in Public
Now in 3D! Right in front of the cinema!

[Anonymous No.]

>What? No! I'm not a little girl!
>I'm just closely related to your miniature ponies.
>I'm 28-years-old! I have a government-issued ID!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688755
>Dolly Dormouse's Sleepy Sunday: The Squeakquel

This is either the most 'innocent' one on the list or the most hardcore porn in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up in a forest and see this. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688837
That's a male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688839
Pretend it's a loli. I mean come on, it's an Elf, it's not like it could use its dick even if it had one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688843
There are tons of loli elf pics out there, why would you need to post this one then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688845
Because nowhere on that picture is there any indication it's a male. How was I supposed to know that? It was in my Monster Girl folder because I saved it from a Monster Girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688850
it has a flat chest, that's a good indication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688837
Hit it in the face and run.

Never trust elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688850
There's a fucking bulge you moron. Or are you upset nobody fell for the bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688850
Can't you see the bulge?

[Anonymous No.]

So while we're waiting for Trader to continue... would you actually buy stuff from a Tanuki merchant?

[Anonymous No.]

Loli elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688880
No! Mature Elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688884
What about both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688880
>>12688884
>>12688888

>All Vanilla elves
>They're not delicious chocolate or blueberry

But that's heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688413
You lucky bastard.

I keep getting a fucking devil bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688893
>blueberry
I've never seen an Elf like that. Unless...
>Warcraft Night Elves
Meh. Brown a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688893
I want to cuddle with Charon while I play with her braid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688893
Dark > Blue > Vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688908
>dark
I'd prefer not to be locked up in a rape dungeon, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688908
Shit stinks no matter what color it has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688911
More room for me in there then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688911

But Dark Elf rape dungeons are the best. Especially when you flip the table on her one day and nibble her ears. Caressing those dagger points and folds on top with your tongue tenderly. Watching raptly as she squirms and a Vanilla Elf collapses from the lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688911
>Implying all of them are like that
Generalizations are not good, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688878
Maybe. Depends how sketchy she is. Are tanukis straight up liars and cheaters or are they just selfish and intelligent like jews?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688922
She totally has a leather corset under that. Don't be fooled. That chain around her neck probably has the key to the tiny penis cage with spikes in it she's going to put on you after she uses the chloroform to take you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688911
>hey I'm married to a very pure Dark Elf
>our foreplay includes: going out to dinner
>then we go to a movie
>then we hold hands all the way walking home telling each other that we love the other the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688928
She tortured you so badly you fell into a coma where you live out an alternate reality? That's effed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688888
Why is she mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688755
>Relax, She's My Stepmom: Young clueless virgins get milked by elder holes. Starring Jake Doe and Electra Scales.
>Extreme Cuddle Puddle 2: Featuring a variety of hot teen on MG cuddling. Watch as boys shoot their love juice from just getting hugged by shirohebis.
>Sweet Dreams, Human Boy: Follow an award-winning dark elf adult actress as she molests sleeping HBs on trains.
>Bath Time Excursions: Candid camera fucking with the juiciest teen dick and one very horny slime girl. Watch as she invades public bath houses and leaves a trail of milked cumpumps in her wake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688934
Tangles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688922
Stereotypes exist for a reason. Half dark elves a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688922
Yeah, that's why I don't "generalize" when I see a dark elf in a trench coat follow me around in a van with tinted windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688922
>>12688908

Goddamn I don't think I can imagine anything lewder than a Dark Elf straddling her human male lover. The contrast of dark on light skin made all the most glaring as she grinds her hips into him in a seated position, kissing him deeply with her breasts pressed to his chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688935
> Extreme Cuddling

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688941
It's okay anon! After the first 11 years, the dungeon will feel like home!
>>12688943
There truly is no room for shame in your wicked heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688941
That's perfectly normal. I think you are paranoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688935
God these all sound like garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688953
I bet you only watch porn with plot, you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688943
Fucking coal burners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688924
I can assure those are not her intentions. They are just a bit more lewd than the vanilla ones. But that's good right? They want you as much as you want them. Nothing wrong with that.

>>12688928
This guy gets it. They are into that stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688955
The porn I watch is at least better than those pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688959
What, like Moby Cunt, the hunt for the Albino Whale Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688963
No.

Porn with only humans in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688951

Should I be ashamed Anon?

All I want to do is show a Dark Elf that there's more to love than trying to exsanguinate me. Such as ear nibbling her while slowly fucking her from behind, a hand on her nice firm derriere.

Or holding her hand in public, laughing as she tries to hide the flush in her brown ears from the public display of affection. Or how about this. Are you ready?

Missionary sex in the dark, no condom. Suckling on her choclate nipple while going for the Gold and pumping load after load into her fertile womb with the intents on giving her a Half-Elf daughteru that she and I can fawn over. To raise, to love. To teach to become a better person than we were.

To watch as we teach her practical sex techniques using our own bodies as practical models, having her watch as my fair skinned rod wetly slides in and out of her mother's wanton Elf pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688948
Hey, niche fetishes sell.

>Monster... Boyz?: Another amazingly kinky cosplay vid from the twisted mind of director Mandy Spikes. Ever wanted to see a boy dress up like you as you pound him? Now you can! Watch as some desperate V-addicted teens don fake bulb tails and nekomata ears and recieve furious pussyings for their efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688955
> he doesn't watch porn with plot

You pitiful soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688935
>Extreme Cuddle Puddle 2: Featuring a variety of hot teen on MG cuddling. Watch as boys shoot their love juice from just getting hugged by shirohebis.
So, where can I buy this one? Is for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688965
Fucking disgusting.
>>12688969
Emphasis on "only".

[Anonymous No.]

Next chapter of Karen's horse pussy manga will be ACTUAL HORSE DICK NTR
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47026391
Muh suffering radar is going off the charts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688965
You are a good man, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Where all these nigger elves coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
Futa Tentacle Armor wasn't enough? Did the man have a psychotic break or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688970
It should be on the Monster's Lair pay-per-view channel.

Or you could just stop by your local Dungeon Playtime retailers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
For fucks sake.

This fucking guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688967

I mean truly, you people are the prudes here. There's nothing wrong with wanting to fill a Dark Elf with your love juice and have multiple daughters with.

Her whipping is a form of affection, just like a Manticore's tailpussy is how she shows her love. The more erratic and less precise the technique, the more she's trying to fight admitting to loving your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688982
But she already knows she loves your dick, she's really just making admit you love and can't live without her V.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688982
>>12688986
Bitchboys V2 pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688968
That's plain narcissism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
>NTR

No, really. Why are japs so obsessed with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688986

I can live without her V.

But she can't live without my tongue and the practiced brush stroke laps at her slickened labia, or the gentle strokes that know exactly where to press inside of her sticky love tunnel to make her legs turn into jelly.

It's the magic of knowing every nook and cranny of your Elf's body that makes them amazing lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
I remember when he used to do things like a story between a blind guy and a batgirl, or a squid tender raping the childhood friend she loves. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
She's gonna get raped by a male horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688993
>blind guy and a batgirl
Greatest love story ever told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688994
Yep.

We doing this now.
I'll get the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688992
>I can live without her V.

Famous last words.

See you in a few months, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688990
You really have to ask? They're the betaest of the betas, second only to Sweden maybe, and nothing says dominance more than taking some dude's woman. What they wish they could do irl. Have you seen a nip up close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688993
>>12688995
>Chapter 2 never
Just kill me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689004
Oh you don't want Chapter 2 anymore.

Fucker would NTR the fuck outta the poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688935

>Cat-tastrophe 7: Watch the continuing adventurers of actress Felicity "Fe-line" Fine as our heroine and her friends discover the wonders of catnip.

>Snakes on a Plane 2: Lamia on the Loose: The riveting tale of a US Air Martial as he tracks down the elusive serpent who is raping the passengers on the plane before she strikes the most important passenger of all....The US President.

>Good Cop, Better Cop: A series of publicly released clips from MGCPD cameras showing some of their more...personal....calls.

>Night of the Sexy Dead: Watch a brave band of human boy scouts try and discover the secret of an abandoned mansion filled with the undead. Warning! Contains Man on Man hand holding.

Ernest Goes to the City: Watch the simple hero Ernest P. Worrell as he visits Monster Girl City to meet his long lost half sister. Little does Ernest know is that his sister is a Tanuki who's shop is being harassed by a vicious gang of monsters. Can Ernest bring justice to Monster Girl City?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689005
She's too pure for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689006
>Ernest
Ow, right in the childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689005
>>12689008
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689004
>make fanart of this
>tag referring to it gets deleted
fuck you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689008
You're forgetting who we are dealing with, who pulls the strings.

Guy would dump NTR all over that Chapter 2, and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
When will he stop this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689006
Can you do a Kill Bill one?

[Anonymous No.]

Bat is love. Bat is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689023
Bat is love life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689023
>>12689024
Bat is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689028
How does it feel to not be loved by anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689028
For people that like to suckle on smelly horse dicks like you? I guess so

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689028
And then there's this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689030
At least my waifu isn't a blood sucking leech.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel indifferent towards Bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689046
Maybe your parents aren't dead enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689044
Most bats eat insects and stuff. Also bad news, if you have an MG waifu you've got a leech. It just drains semen in lieu of blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689050

Joe Chill was an ice wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689008
>>12689004
>>12689023

> Schizanthus NTR
>blind guy gets blind again and can't see shit
>batpussy is getting rekt by a bunch of faceless fat men right next to the blind guy
>why are you panting, dear?
>oh, sorry, looks like I caught cold. I will cuuum to the bed later
Oh yeah.
I want this so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689056

>>12689013

[Anonymous No.]

Is there no more room for pure love in this world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689062
Loving a monster is never pure, but that doesn't negate it's beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
So Z-Ton went full Ahobaka?
I like it
I hope there will be suicide ending like picrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689006
I sure do love MG movies on demand.

>No Country for Old MGs: An aphrodisiac deal gone wrong leaves behind a mountain of cash for one everywoman Jane Plain jinko to find. Enter sadistic dark elf hitwoman Antonette Chigelf, hired by the offending parties to retrieve the money at all costs. A tense chase through the deserts of the MGC outskirts ensues. "Call it, Heads or Tails. Heads, I rape you and let you go. Tails, I rape you and enslave you." -- Antonette. An intense action thriller for the ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689066
>Loving a monster is never pure
This guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689066
>not pure
>beauty
Does not compare
If I wanted used sluts I would go for 3DPD
2D supposed to be pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689066
>loving a monster is never pure, but that doesn't negate it's beauty
Fair enough.
>>12689070
I'd watch the hell out of that.
Especially because I know Antonette gets away with everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689024

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689076
Until NTR sequel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689071
They're monsters for a reason. Manifestations of the supernatural, things that have oppressed and preyed on humanity.

>>12689074
No one said they couldn't be virgins. But sticking your dick in a monster is impure as it violates the purity of your humanity and it stains your soul. Not that you should care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689080
That will never happen. If it does, we're taking Z-ton out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689080

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689024
>>12689023

Bats get no love on here it kind of makes me sad. Outside of Schizanthus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689080
>Zton
>not drawing horse sex
Bwahaha
its pretty obvious that he didn't continue because anything that isn't a filthy disgusting farm beast involved in NTR doesn't interest him the slighest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689086
The huge handfeets kinda ruined that for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689084
It already happened with super vanilla horse pussy. He can do it with batgirl too
Can't wait for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689086
That doujin was heart-warming, but I don't like her design too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689092
Why do you hate all that is good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689094
he just want to make people mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689094
Because I love seeing people butthurting
Usually I don't even read NTR chapters. I just drink delicious tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689091
>>12689093
I liked that bat girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689099
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689102
>>12689099
Aren't you a miserable creature, feasting on people disappointment like if it was a grand banquet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689062
Maybe we're all just sick of romantics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
I'm pretty sure Karen is the only centaur who's horse part doesn't turn me off of her.

And now this happens.

Jee, thanks Z-Ton. Guess I'll just go back to not liking any centaurs, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689109

Nah man. It's just like anything with shitty sequels. You just pretend they don't exist. Parts 1-3 are good enough. You could even stop at 2 if you want vanilla happiness forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689105
Yes. And?.jpg
Don't tell me you really think fantasizing about monster girls is any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689108
They're not mutually exclusive. You could be romantic with an ushi-oni who threatens rape, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s
had to post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689118

Best scene in the whole movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689113
Foolish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689105
No, it's called shadenfreude and it's absolutely normal. Some people just find a bit too much pleasure in seeing others in pain, like this guy.

As for me, I'd like to see NTR in this story. Why? Because destruction of beauty is worth at least as much as beauty itself. Think about beautiful gothic building. Now set it on fire in the middle of starry night. Sure, you have destroyed something beautiful and it was painful, but the act of destruction was even more beautiful. So it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689111
Hey, I didn't ask you to bring reason and common sense into this.

I'll continue disliking centaurs in general by day, while wishing that I could own that Karen dakimakura at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689099
Muh nigga
Last 2 weeks were just a giant feast for tear drinkers. That ending of one certain 15 year running manga created so much assblast it's still going on right now.
So fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689126

>Not wanting the other two best horse pussies of the trifecta as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689118
>>12689120

>There are other people who know of Ralph Bakshi's Wizards

Jesus Christ do I feel like a hipster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689124
This guy gets it
10/10 would share a cup of tears with

[Anonymous No.]

Okay Guys, Trader Anon here, just wrapped up the recap (sans our current Gold count because I hate math)
I'm going to start writing the battle with the Boner Dagon after I grab a quick meal so expect us to continue here at 1-1:30
http://pastebin.com/16GqUKYe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689128
Which one?
Naruto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689099
>>12689124
>>12689128
I bet you all drive trucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689118
I have no idea what's going on but the short guy is basically Kiritsugu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689124
Not him, but normal doesn't always mean good. It's normal for life to take a dump on people, doesn't mean it should be. I'm not even a romancefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689123

BOLD AND FOOLISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689129
They're nice too. I just like Karen's design because her horse half seems more... petite? I want to use words like "lithe" to describe it, but the girl herself, her personality and the clothes are all near perfect. I think I'd feel just as comfortable getting cosy with her horse half as I would with her human half, which is kind of surprising to me.
I've never disliked centaurs outright, but they've never been one of my choice monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689144

That's because Karen's horse half is undersized if you look at her height. She's only as tall as the MC. She's a pony. It's those short nip genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689138

Long story short, the evil brother was using Nazi propaganda to wage war against the elves and fairies.

Avatar shot him, even though his mother didn't really believe in using human technology after their nuclear fallout extinction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689136
Yeap.
The best thing is that 1/3 of those tears are SJW literal faggots accusing author in homophobia.
SJW tears are the best tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689136
Yup, they cried so much I couldn't drink all these tears, so I took a bath in them.

>>12689137
Yup, and we drive over people thinking about all the pain we have caused to families of the victims.

>>12689140
So we are supposed to grieve over every single bad thing that has happened to someone we don't even care about? What's wrong in smiling at others misfortune? They do it as well. For the sake of your concept of "good", you would exchange happiness and good mood for depression. Is it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689150
Perhaps, but it's not a bad thing for me. Just means better accessibility for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689158
> What's wrong at smiling at other's misfortune?

If you have to ask, I've nothing more to say to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689156
He shot a wizard. It's what Kerry would have done. That's what matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689137
Of course.
Truck is the best kind of vehicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
I'm so upset right now.

>>12689001
I'm so fucking upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689137
>>12689173
SEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689166
I'm not talking about reading obituaries every morning and thinking about all these grieving families to have a good mood for the rest of the day.

But little misfortunes they will forget after a week or maybe even tomorrow? Laugh to your heart's content. They will do the same when you are surprised by sudden heavy rain or you hit those suspiciously placed object with your toe and almost cry in pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689178
Last week he said he is going to kill her daughter with the truck again.
That guy is just pure gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689173

Why do japs draw always trucks as big as a fucking house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689197
So you can hit more children at once and reduce the chances they will escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689197
They are small people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689197
Because everyone in Nippon are so small to them it's like a house coming at them at 88mph

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Vampire, Wight, and Pharaoh get together often and have sleepovers often?
Do you think that they sleep in their coffins together and share stories about the humans who have caught their eyes?

Do you think that they'd invite you to the sleepover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689210
>casket slumber party
No boys allowed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689210
I'd love to see a group of Vampires, Wights, and Pharaohs all having a sleepover and losing their superiority complex and regalness and just unwinding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689214
>Lots of banging noises coming from the coffin of a teenaged vampire
>Her father storms up the stairs and opens her door
>Coffin's even moving a fair bit
>Father demands to know if she has a boy in there
>awkward silence followed by "...N-no?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689218
>no Dragon
Hmph, it's not like she wanted to do girly stuff like that anyway! She'll just schlick to Dark Elf and P'Orc torturing some shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689226
Well, go buy a coffin and then ask.
And yes, you have to be able to fit in it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689226
>Dragon end up blackmailing them all by threatening to spread pictures and videos of them doing un-regal and un-ladylike things because she wasn't invited
I like it, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689230
Do treasure vaults count?

[Anonymous No.]

>Shota is invited to a party in a famous mansion in the old part of the city
>He's very happy about it, and thinks he will have a lot of fun
>When he reached the mansion and the doors opened, he found dozens of eyes looking at him
>Vampires, Wights, Liches everywhere. Some of them have a grin in their faces
>There are not more boys
>Maybe he arrived too soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689239
Can you fit in it and sleep comfortably?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689243
She's a Dragon. Treasure vault is basically her non-sex bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689242

What would happen if he where to turn around and leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689210
They share spooky stories about vampire hunters, paladins and treasure hunters. Maybe watch a horror movie, like one of India Jones movies, so Pharaoh is so scared of being looted she can't sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689242
>just one shota
>all that ara ara~
I'd marathon every Twilight movie to switch places with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689242
Don't worry, all the other boys are downstairs, in the basement. Playing fun games. Don't you want to play fun games with them, Anon-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689250
>"That Indiana Jones guy seems to be afraid of snakes!"
>"Hmm. Note to self: Add more snake traps.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689242
>Only one shota at a high society mansion bang
Knigga that's as bad as using pollock in your hors d'oeuvres

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689257
>Add more snake traps
Cure Grapesnake disguising herself as a normal Lamia to sneak into the palace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689255
>basement
>Playing fun games
If the other boys are Butters, Pip and Dougie I swear to god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689262
>Cure Grapesnake
You mean like... like Precure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689262
>Cure
Cue*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689242
>liking pedoshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689275
It's okay if it's hot girl on young boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689276
It's the same shit as loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689275
It's cool if you self-insert as the shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689248
They release the werewolves.

>>12689255
Downstairs they have THAT room.

>>12689259
Maybe the mansion is not in MGC. You know, you can't kidnap a lot of little boys and go unnoticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689282
>THAT
W-what's "THAT"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689237
"How dare that wench! This is blackmail!"
"LOOK AT ME! I can't be seen with my hair down like this! Bedhead isn't regal!"
>"Sorry about your misfortune, girls. She has nothing on me."
>Cue picture of Pharaoh very discretely digging in her ear
>"I WILL DESTROY HER!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689262
>Applies for the job as a guard for her palace
>Pharaoh thinks its a great idea, since snakes scare treasure hunters
>Lamia Grapesnake then suggests that maybe they should ecorate the palace with snake statues and sandstorm molding. Make it more menacing
>Pharaoh agress, even saying that some Lamia statues will make the palace seem like it belongs to a Lamia, thus making adventurers thing it belongs to one, thus the billions of snake
>Grapesnake also suggests to give it a more purplish colour, like purple fabric and such, to make adventurers and treasure hunters know that the place is poisonous
>Anibis starts to get suspicious, but Pharaoh agrees, saying that she is a very trustworthy and wise Lamia, even making her the advisor of the palace
>As time progresses, the pyramids and palace begins to look more belonging to a Lamia then to a Pharaoh
>Nobody would even dare tresspass while her majesty the Pharaoh was asleep
>The Pharaoh agrees and thanks her advisor for being so wise. she even says she was lucky to find such a wise and noble Lamia such as herself
>Little did she know that Grapesnake was taking over from the inside, and her plan was almost complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689282
Unless their parents are scumbags and the MGs pay them a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689284
That's where they have the newest video games and candy and all the other things shotas like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689295
>newest video games
What is even good nowadays? I mean I'm totally getting Black Flag 2 because reasons but what would the common shota be playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689075
>>12689066

>Succubi pictures
>Pure love

Yeah because getting your soul sucked out of your dick is totally pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689284
>>12689295
Yes. And a camera. and a sound-proofed room

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689302
Or, you know, one could choose NOT to suck out your soul. You know, be perfectly fine with getting their power through your semen.

Have you been fapping to too much shiki g2 girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689286
And she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689302
Son I said it wasn't pure. It is however, still love. Just with a lot of lust mixed in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689310
But that's the thing, anon. I purposefully left it that way to not reveal if she successfully took over or not
Some things that happen in the desert stay in the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689320
>Some things that happen in the desert stay in the desert
Except for the holes from the snake bites. Those stay with you.

I hope she calls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689320
But news travel. All those trade caravans that go to the Desert Region to gather crystallized Sandworm pussy-juices for aphrodisiacs must pay some attention to who the slaves build monuments to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689303
>"U-um, Miss Vampire lady? W-when are we going to go home?"
>What do you mean, shota? Haven't you been having so much fun with your new Mario game? Or maybe you don't like hanging out with nee-san?
>"No, it's not that..."
>Then what is it? We're going to have a sleepover, remember? We're going to sleep in my room, on my super soft bed, you'll love it.
>Just stay here with me, shota. Of course, we can only play at night time when I can play the neck-licking game with you.
>Nee-san gets so hungry, you see.
>She also gets really tired during the day, so she has to sleep a lot.
>But that's ok, right? You'll just have to stay inside and wait for nee-san to wake up~
>"O-ok..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689329
Does nee-san let him bounce on the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689320
It's not like we don't know that Grapesnake sold sleeping Pharaoh to the nearest passing treasure hunter, who took her far away across the seas. Fucking advisors, trusting them will bring your demise, not trusting them will bring same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689329
>Just to be sure, I'm going to put these cameras here, just so you can be safe.
>Oh, and make sure to leave your clothes off. This is fun, right? Do your parents ever let you walk around without any clothes? I didn't think so!
>Also, you can scream as loud as you want in this room, and no one will ever get mad!
>Don't you love it here, shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689329
>>12689335
I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689334
>sold sleeping Pharaoh to the nearest passing treasure hunter
Sounds like he found something far more precious than gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689334
Always know the golden rule when being in the jungle of the desert
Trust no one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689332
>"Can I... bounce on the bed?"
>You can do whatever you want, shota. This is your new home, after all.
>"Wow Miss Vampire lady, you're so nice!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689340
>Trust no one
Mulder, please. The jungle follows the rules of Sherry Khan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689329

... Stop making me want to write Vampire Seductress and Shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689335
Calling someone "shota" is creepy. Way too fucking creepy. It also fits, which is disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689347
Write it already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689329
Oh god I can see the vampire kid attacking the boy for blood.

It'd be like a kid screaming while getting shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689351

It'd be like he's sleeping, wakes up to the fluttering of the curtains in his bedroom in the winter air. Sees a pale women with red eyes dressed in nothing but a negligee.

Her eyes smouldering as he notices the crop of silvery hair just above her sex, enticing him with unspoken words of "Do you find me attractive? Do you want my love? Give into desire, embrace me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689359
>"Aren't you going to invite me in? I've got licorice..."
>"M-my daddy says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers..."
>"Very wise of your dad, Georgie, very wise indeed..."
And then I realized I need to go watch IT again.
captcha: Wightman. A sign we're forgetting something?
>"That's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689278
>>12689276

I still find it uninteresting, but if you like it, then I won't start a shitstorm over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689356
>"Nee-san... I'm scared..."
>Shhh. Let nee-san have her meal now. Just read your head on my shoulder, like a good, obedient boy. Now just pull your shirt collar down.
>"It feels weird... I'm getting dizzy..."
>Mmmmhm. It's going to start feeling really good in a minute.
>If you can stay like this for a few more minutes, soon you'll be mine forever.
>...Good. Now that wasn't so bad, was it?
>Do you want to come sleep with nee-san now?
>...Yes, mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689335
>>12689329
>>12689255
This is why we need A Special Task Force for MGC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrN0izKLz-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689359
And then she raises him into a proper husband, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689363
Oh fuck, now I'm stuck with a vision of sexy vampire lady with head of Pennywise, holding a balloon and asking shota "Do you find me attractive?". That's wrong anon. You must take responsibility. Do something about it, I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689349
>"Nee-san, my name isn't shota, it's..."
>"I can't... remember..."
>Don't worry, shota. You don't need a name now. Just be happy, you're my servant forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689363

>Wightman

The system's onto me. Goddamnit.

>>12689367

More like she moves over to him, breathing onto his neck as he's confused to what's going on. Pumps his pubescent cock with a silky smooth hand and sucks on his neck with a love-bite that's more like a kiss.

Lays him on the bed and takes him to heaven, the velvety folds of her vampire pussy caressing and stroking his cock as she milks orgasm after orgasm out of him. Finally ending when the boy's father comes to investigate, finding his son being straddled by a Vampire who proceeds to fly off with him cradled in her arms like a babe in it's mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689372
You're start experiencing latent homosexual feelings towards Tim Curry. This is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689378
That's what I call a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689380
>start
That's not supposed to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

So is Pharaoh, Wight and Vampire having a casket slumber party a thing? Recap anon, make note of this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689378
Would the father then seek revenge for the loss of his son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689380
You just reminded me it was Tim Curry who played Pennywise. Now I know it's absolutely normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689389
>oh no! My son has a devoted lover who can ensure his financial security! This is awful!
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689338
You want to be the shota and get pounced on by a Vampire nee-chan. Embrace the boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689389
He wish he were his son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689394
>She even gave us a mansion of our own, complete with maids and a chef! Oh the horror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689382

The best kind of end is the kid waking up as a young man, the full bosom of his vampire Lady pressed into his arm. The soft moonlight dancing off her blonde hair and making it glow.

Only to her waking up and seeing how her inhumanly voluptuous form has made him pitch a tent under the covers. Only for her to in one motion straddle and sink her hips down onto him with a little coquettish "I see we're feeling hungry this morning. Even after I indulged your insatiable lust last night".

To which he replies, and i'm going maximum fucking Limburger cheese with this.

"Nothing could satisfy the bottomless love I feel for you, ever since that night."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689394
But this was not his son's choice! His child was kidnapped and brainwashed!

What if your daughter was taken by a Drug Lord. Sure, he may be devoted and can ensure financial security, but he doped up your child into submission. Would you stand idle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689389
Yes, and in the end the son, who has truly fallen in love with vampire, has to fight with father who dedicated the rest of his life for vampire-hunting...

No, wait, we had story like this already. It was about guy and lizard girl oppressed by vampire noble. Vampire took the guy against his will and lizard girl wanted revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689394
>>12689399
There's only the minor thing of, you know, being her cumpump mindslave for ever. No big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689399
So she bribed the parents. She bought a husband.

That's pretty sick, but it certainly makes the universe more realistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689402
>Drug Lord
Not a Monster Girl. Would go Law Abiding Citizen on his ass.
>>12689404
And what would he do with that freedom she took? Be a miserable, basement dwelling neckbeard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689409
How do you think Vampires make their wealth? Investments? HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689404
>being her cumpump mindslave for ever
>Implying she won't make him her husband and love him with all her cold heart
Don't believe the vampire hunters' propaganda, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you stop with that pedoshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689388
I feel like someone should write a one-shot on this, yeah.

Also a story of a Pharaoh helping a Zombie ascend to Wighthood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689412
this please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689410
>How do you think Vampires make their wealth?
Interest on their bank accounts over several centuries.
>>12689412
>pedoshit
If the boy is old enough to get hard, he's old enough to bang a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689411

>We will never in our lifetime make Dhampir children with a Vampire before becoming Incubi

Such a shitty world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689412
A guy can't even like CC x shota now?
Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689412
Normie please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689419
>If the boy is old enough to get hard, he's old enough to bang a woman.
Yeah, sure.
Fuck off, pedoscum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689412
>>12689417
people are discussing what they like. fuck off and stop whining

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689420
What's so great about Dumphirs anyway?
>>12689424
>pedoscum
But I don't want to have sex with children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689427
>What's so great about Dumphirs anyway?
Nothing. Vampires are superior in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689427

Rebellious. Angry at the world. Less tsundere than their mothers.

Perfectly willing to get into threesomes with her parents (NO DICKING ONLY LICKING) in order to get her mother to admit she loves her husband more than even herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689422
neo-/mgg/, ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for the delay! It's time Anon we fight the Bone Dragon Under Da Sea in Arn.
It's a long fight that makes no sense unless you use Jojo logic, but that's okay because It's Magic I don't have to explain shit. Also Mermaid CPR
http://pastebin.com/qvZxhCT0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689425
So why loli, bob, futa are not allowed?
Loli and shota is literally the same shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689427
>What's so great about Dumphirs anyway?
Smiles worth protecting?

And seriously, they are usually badass vampire slayers. I don't know why, technically they are vampires without weaknesses. A race for people who hate vampires, but like them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

So if /ss/ is not up /mgg/ posting standards anymore, how about a bunch of manly men competing for the right to marry and impregnate an Echnida?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689434
Loli is not disallowed either.
Futa is because shitstorms.

The only person who thinks loli and shota is disallowed is you, and that's because STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689433
>It's Time Anon we fight
I wrote too much and now my brain farted.
Also here's the poll right here for those who don't want to sift through words words words
http://strawpoll.me/2984204

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689435
>loli not allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689434

>Loli not allowed
>Dicking Kitsch is a bad thing

It's like you don't even rum flavored fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689436
>So if /ss/ is not up /mgg/ posting standards anymore
It is, don't fucking follow their game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689434
Since when have loli NOT been allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689436
Nah, manly man shit is dumb. If we can't have shota I'll just have to self-insert as the effeminate pseudo-trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689448
>effeminate pseudo-trap
That IS second best rape material for MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying anyone here wants to fuck the shota.

That's not how pedo works, faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689448
>Implying we can't have both
Stop being a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689448
>manly man shit is dumb
But HnK was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689427
>But I don't want to have sex with children.
You want to see children being raped
Literally no difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689452
>Implying anyone here wants to fuck the shota.
You're not wrong. But here's the thing:
That's the point. The MGs are the ones fucking the shota. We just watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689460
>Literally no difference
Don't use words you don't know the meanings of.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if these guys are baiting or are just normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689466
Probably baiting.
Pay him no mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689460
>You want to see children being raped

No, I want to BE the shota getting raped

big difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689456
That's the only exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689444
Since now. Lolis aren't allowed, milfs aren't allowed, cosplay-tiers aren't allowed, almost-furry-tiers aren't allowed, /ss/ isn't allowed, fun isn't allowed, monster girls aren't allowed and posting isn't allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689473
This guy knows what real fun is all about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689471
Oyaji disagrees with you.
>>12689473
FIGHT THE POWER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689469

>You will never be the shota for the CC Echidna
>You will never be the Herrenvolk
>You will never be the Vampire's Little Husband

Just kill me now and end this torment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689473
And thus the great war began

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689469
>getting raped
Proactive dated, anon. It's almost tender love but a bit more dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689480
But you have already lost, monster filth. You aren't allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689489
Let's see you try and stop us, Killjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689473
Based Lolias

But seriously, everytime a lewd loli is posted everyone is going >hurr durr sabathshit, pedo etc etc
But shotas have a pass for some hypocrisy reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689493
That's because we don't want to have sex with little girls, we want to be little boys having sex with women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689493
That guy doesn't like loli either, it's probably him too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689494
But what about loli x shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689487
Ah, right. I tend to get confused after being borderline tenderly loved and left in a dumpster in a dark alley by a manticore.

>>12689493
Because you actually want to fuck a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689499

Even more haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689499
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

You people are fucking pedophiles. Literally. How does it feel knowing that the Monster Girl you want to dick is attracted to little boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689499
The Four Mountain Bandits x Luka forever and ever and ever is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689503
That.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689494
>getting off from self-inserting as a molested child
Fuck, this is worse that I thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689503
>>12689504
G-Guys, it's a beautiful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

'Nother Rusalka update. The lewd continues and shit hits the fan in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689511
>worse
How is that worse? Nobody gets harmed in that instance. Come on, are you telling me you didn't want to have sex with women much older than you when you were like 14?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689511
Sure it's messed up like masochism in general. But at least it's not disgusting pedo.

>>12689505
Women can't be pedos anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689515
>Women can't be pedos anon!
Now I know this whole argument is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689482
>You will never be Little Red Riding Shota.
>You will never be the wolf girl's little puppy.
>You will never be the sacrificial shota for some goddess MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689515
>Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger
Nope, it's the same shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689505
You're not making any sense. How does our waifu liking shota make us pedophiles?
I don't get this whole argument you guys are having here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689521
It was bait from>>12689412 onwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689521
>>12689523

sarcasm, anon. the rest was serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689524
No Anon, it's not 'You're fucking(adj) pedophiles' it's 'You are fucking(verb) pedophiles'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689511

>getting off from self-inserting as a molested child

I'll never understand the appeal of this. I not going to judge anyone who has this this fetish, nor am I going to tell them to stop talking about it, I just find it boring and uninteresting.

I just wanted to get that out of my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689528
Then what is interesting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689531

Different tastes, different opinions, yada yada and all that.

Let's just stop here before the fire starts spreading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689527
MGs happen to be into a lot of mean shit, like raping men unconcious and mindbreaking them. I still love them in spite of their flaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689535
No, that is not okay. You have to say what you think is interesting. What if we all like it? What if it really is better than /ss/? Or at least less rage inducing for the normalfags? The truth must out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689522

>Little Red Riding Shota

Doesn't Bob's shit fetish Dire Wolf thing count as that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689535
>Let's just stop here before the fire starts spreading
I think you are late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689542
He's (presumably) not a shota, and there's not reference to LRRH.

Also that story is absolutely fine aside from the pseudopenis and pegging.

[Anonymous No.]

I was just thinking... what if, instead of bitching all the time, we tried to have a fun for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689539
Those are huge flaws man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689546

That's where the "shit fetish" came in.

Aside from that part, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689550
Perfection disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689550
I'm sure you're a very flawed person too. And you know what? You're waifu still loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689548
We have fun sometimes. You can tell, because we make OC.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the perfect movie for a Monster Girl to take her human boy to on their first date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689560
Something absolutely terrifying to HBs to make him hold on to her for protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689556
I make OC and I still feel there's too much bitching... there's always something, you know?
>>12689560
Notting Hill, to show them that love between a horrible cunt and a nice guy can work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689513
Time for war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689560
The Baneposting is getting creative. Or maybe I'm just tired. But I'm laughing. Hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689565
>I make OC
I meant thread OC, during which time bitching is at a minimum. If you want happy fun quiet everyone-gets-along time you're on the wrong site entirely though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689596
But must there be so much evil here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689572
Soon.jpg. Theinn won't get involved for a long while and I'm not entirely sure if he'll get involved in the capacity of anything more than a sort of mercenary. He'll have his own personal quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687892
That nigga dead.

That nigga deader than dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689619
Never trust a succubutt.

Even if they seem nice, it's better to just be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687892

The best kind of Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689610
>But must there be so much evil here?
Yeah. We perform a vital service by existing: we concentrate your shitposters, your sperglords, your autists. We collect them here so they have less energy to devote to other threads. We are the dark protectors of the internet.

But seriously, it's a fetish thread. This kind of shit always happens in those because >opinions are at their highest when it comes to our dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689631
Always trust the succubutt. They have your best interests at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689637
But there's way more shitposting here than on /d/...

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno guys.

I'm torn between a Vampire short and Succubutt Not Killing A Guy, But Teaching Him A Lesson short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689639
No, they have their interests at heart.

They just want cum, that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689644
What kind of lesson? Does it involve differential equations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689548
Radical thoughts like these must be purged. They cannot be allowed to spread to the minds of the Pharaoh's workforce.

Throw him to the 'gator pit! And get our Anubis taskmaster a massage! A competent one this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689642
/d/ is a fetish board, they've learned to deal with strange shit. All of them know they're strange and they've accepted it. It's the other places where it matters, where people still cling to that tiny raft of superiority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689646

It involves a wallflower and a guy who thinks he's the biggest lady's man on the planet. Wonder who the Succubutt is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689656
Oh so a story with a setting I've read about like 5-6 times already?

Whatever, do what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689652
Well I wish people here would stop pretending they're somehow not degenerate perverts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689667
I'm not a degenerate pervert! I've only stuck my dick in a bowl of jello once! And I don't plan on doing it again until at least a month from now!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689667
That horn looks so dumb.

I wanna slap it.
Would I die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689671
Oh, I remember you. Science and Wurmina Johnson thank you!
>>12689672
Itwouldbeextremelypainful etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689667
There's absolutely nothing perverted about wanting to be ravaged by a hulking oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689635
I dunno, I like devious succubi as much as the next guy, but completely killing her victims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689672
It would be extremely hotheaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689679

I was more referring to the red hair and not being a blueberry. But killing pervert teachers is nice as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689664

Originality isn't one of my strong suits, and I apologize for that.

I even had the dumb brainfart idea of an Elementalist fed up with the seemingly mundane utility of an Undine that he hates her right to her face. Only for her to go full yandere water orb/breathplay rape on him. Because that is how an Undine do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689672
TELL ME ABOUT THE HORN. WHY DOES SHE WEAR IT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689433
Despite the few votes for it let's continue the adventure proper
1/2
You moved Argyle's arm of yours and walked into the city, turning into an alley you began to try and track down Caius, something had been bothering you about him, and since the trip you felt your suspiscions grown. You found the man walking along the 'streets' of town, and tried your best to follow him as he went into an alley. You ran after him and turned a corner, a dead end. You wondered where he went when you turned to see him there smiling. "Hello newbie. Is there something I can help you with?"
"As a matter of fact there is something I wanted to ask. This morning I asked if anyone on your crew saw a frog girl. You said something that bothered me. 'I haven't see any green gals'. I find that odd because I didn't specify her color."
"Well why is that so odd? Most frog species are green aren't they?"
"Of course, that would cause suspicion but what I find odd is what happened after that. When we went to excavate the Dragon's Bone the dragon came to life. The Captain told me that something like this had never happened before. It seems odd that on my first outing with your team something like that happened." The air began to fill with an odd tension as you spoke.
"Now even if I was to call this a mere coincidence there's still more that seems off about the issue. The creature attacked my air hose in my suit. Now how would a Dragon know about a man made device that's possible not from it's time? Why target that?" You began to feel a creeping sensation growing around you.
"Lastly the Frog I'm looking for said she was going to join your team, and if she ran into trouble I told her she should come to me, she wasn't a part of your team and she hasn't come to see me. So that leaves two theories, one she found another job despite her young age. Or two. She's hiding from something, or someone. So tell me, are these all one long string of coincidences?" There was silence between you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689672
It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689677
>>12689681
>>12689699
4u.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689699
She is a huge girl

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Elementalfag Anons;

Gnome - Tender, slow sex filled with dirt and soil and shit

Undine - Lotionplay, Breathplay, Yandere as fuck

Sylph -
>STRETCHING

Ignis - Rough sex with fire crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689698
2/2
Caius suddenly began clapping his hands and laughing. "You're quite the story teller! You should take up writing a book or something. Okay, okay I'll admit it. I did see that frog of yours, I told her she was too young to join and she went off, I don't know why she didn't see you. I didn't feel like it was that big a deal."
"If it was no big deal why hide it?"
"Like I said I didn't think it was that big a deal, sure I'm guilty of lying, doesn't prove I was the one controlling that dragon."
"Hmm. I don't recall mentioning 'controlling' the Dragon in our conversation." Caius's smile turned crooked as he lowered his hand, you drew your staff.
"I think you know something Caius." You cast Light Empower and charged at the man.
"AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME!" You strike his face with your strengthened fist but the man didn't even flinch. You jumped back and fired a fireball at him and he swatted it away.
"I've got to say, you're a bit too smart for your own good." Before you could even think Caius lifted you into the air with one hand and threw your against a wall, then began to choke your with his arm.
"I'm going to give you a little warning. Stay away from that little froggy if you know what's good for your health."
He let go and began to walk away, he turned and smiled.
"See ya." He turned the corner as you got up and ran after him, he was gone.
Who was he? What did he know? Something was going on and you needed to act fast.
http://strawpoll.me/2984885

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689725
Mermaidmanevil.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a shota and what is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12684077

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689719
I like them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689412
Fuck off newfaggot scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689719

I read that as

>Tender, slow sex with dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689719
>Undine
>Yandere

U wot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689719
Undine > Gnome > Ignis > Sylph

[Anonymous No.]

Remember The Sex And Recovery Department of the MGCPD can save those poor Shotas.

If you see someone picking up Shotas , Please take a pic with your cell, and send it to the MGCPD.

Help prevent the wanton waste of Shotas, and do your part to protect a valuable natural resource of MGC.

<She changes the channel>

"Oh loving Husband of mine?"

"Yes, o sexy dragon wife of mine?"

"Are you sure Human world TV isn't better?"

"Maybe you should go read some more?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689736
Get back in your cage shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689742
Pedophile pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689412
See >>12687086

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689742
I love this picture, if only the girl was a Wight, Echidna or Dhamphir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689751
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689751
Go away normie, /ss/ and loli have always had a presence here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689763
Exactly, pedos can go to /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689748
>You will never be picked up off the streets by a nice jinko policewoman when you get separated from your parents.
>Onee-chan needs to take you back to the station now, ok?
>Oh, and put on these handcuffs, since you've been a very bad boy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689776
And you can go tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689777
There is a Dark Elf waiting for you in the police car with a lollipop, and a big smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689742
For some reason, I find his work strangely fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'm not gonna get anywhere with the thread like this. Forget about me writing for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689776
My sister fucked as a shota, and I like /ss/, what now faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689776
I suppose "pedos" are here to stay, especially if that means you get keester crippled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689783
>M-mommy told me never to talk to knife ears...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689777
Jinkos have standards, she wouldn't take advantage of a shota, she's at least wait until he was in his teens.

>>12689786
You some kind of pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689786
Just ignore them like I do.
Like the doctor said to the guy with constipation .

This will soon pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689786
The shitflinging is still at manageable levels, compared to what's happened around here in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689787
*fucked me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689791
"It is alright, See my uniform, I am a nice Policewoman." Says the Dark Elf

"Didn't your Mommy tell you police women are alright? " Asks the Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689793
>>12689794
It's not me, it's everyone else.
Can't do a CYOA when everyone is too busy fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689803
Should use pastebin anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689803
It'll pass. You're blowing it out of proportion

[Anonymous No.]

Would an Ushi Oni take good care of a shota?

[Anonymous No.]

I now have this visual of a Shota ward at the MGCPD station.

I better stop now while I am ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689810
I am a bit upset, but still the mood in the thread is too sour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689820
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689820
No.

Do I need to get mu cousins cat scans?

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2985206

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689821
Add loli ward

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689719
>onahole monstergirls

It's okay, they don't break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689820
"OHH LOOK AT YOU!< YOU ARE SO CUTE!"
Massive bone breaking hugs and snuggles.
"You are gonna be suuuuch a cutie when you get older.....Can I be your big sister til then?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689820
What makes you think she wouldn't break young, underdeveloped pelvises twice as hard?

[Anonymous No.]

Discluding holstauri, what is the best/your favourite healthy monstergirl?

Discluding baphomets, what is the best/your favourite loli monstergirl?

Discluding onis, what is the best/your favourite stronk monstergirl?

Of the three chosen monstergirls, which one looks the best in a sweeping ballgown dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689837
Never really liked Healthy.

Loli as in a daughter I wouldn't have sex with: my own MG daughter.

Strong: Dragon

Dragon in that outfit would be boner inducing .

[Candlewick No.]

>>12689837
Lilim, Goblin, Ushi-Oni, Lilim again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689837
Wight
Devil
Wurm
Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689837

Holstaur
Baphomet
Tsurupettan Suika
Suika

[Anonymous No.]

healthy means FAT right?
Moooo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689837
>Ballgowns

But those suck!

There aren't that many healthy girls in MGE, unless you're saying we make them healthy. Yeti, then.

Sabbath a shit but I like Alice and Sahuagin.

Onis a shit, Jinko best stronk girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689837
P'Orc
I don't really have one. Do Himezumi count?
Wurm
Eh, I never liked ballgowns anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689837
Hobgoblin
Familiar
Jinko

...and Jinko for the win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689837
>>12689837
Wight
I don't know
Jinko
Never liked ballgowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688973
I might be 5 hours late but god damn it I don't care, Z-Ton what the fuck happened to you?

You made best girl and now you're doing...doing this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689856
Just the right amount of plumpness, not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689835
I know she's a rape machine but cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689889
Has anyone checked the numbers? Does NTR sell well?

You have no one to blame but yourselves for this, want more vanilla, support the artists.

Inb4 buying porn
Inb4 shill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12688755

Starting this week, award-winning Two Tanuki Studios announces an array of brand new niche fetish films to satisfy even the pickiest of perverted souls!

>Meaningful Relationship Simulator 17 - The latest in the critically acclaimed and controversial series explores the ins and outs of loving, consensual relationships! Not for the squeamish, especially when the mild-mannered men start talking about wedding bells!

>Holding Hands in Public 12 - The gloves are off in this shamefully intimate reality series! Nowhere is off-limits! The subway? The bus? In-line at the zoo? The elevator? No fingers left unlaced!

>Muscular Guys with Sensitive Sides - These buff, swollen studs just can't get enough of talking about their feelings! Filmed in Two Tanuki's signature POV style, watch these mildly conservative muscle men cry openly at emotional family films! See them blush and stutter in response to how pretty you are! Things get REALLY extreme when he stops you in the middle of consensual sex to ask if you'll be more gentle!

>He Cooks for Her 5 - Just as raw, just as real, just as softcore! No actors allowed in this completely legitimate footage of men cooking meals for their loving monster-wives! It's sure to whet your appetite.

>Guys Doing Things With Each Other 6 - What are a bunch of cute fellas to do when there's no monsters to put them in their place? Why, strengthen their friendship platonically, of course! No sex is allowed as these crazy rebels go on long car rides, build outdoor grills, and just hang around the house watching TV and talking about things! The ultimate taboo fantasy film series is back and badder than ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689820
I can see it now:
>Settlers navigating a mountain range.
>Get caught in a Snow Storm
>It pretty much goes full Donner party, except the part where the snow ends. asshole yuki-onas and their snow
>A freezing mother holds her only baby close to her. Her bosoms are dry from lack of food and water
>The baby has cried so must it's voice is horse.
>As a final sacrifice, hoping to keep the child alive just a moment longer than her, She takes her coat off and wraps the child in it. Her tears freezing to her face.
>The baby snuggles in the warm of the coat, and stopped crying
>She rests the child in her lap, jitteringly singing a lullaby until she expires.
>Her head falls back, hits a small tree, which knocks off just enough snow to out-weigh the strength of an ice covered, wooden man-hole cover in the ground nearby.
>A terrible Roar vibrates from the inside
"WHO THE FUCK BROKE MY COVER! ITS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO CLEAN THIS SNOW UP!
>A Ushi Oni swiftly emerges from her burrow, panting in anger.
>When she looks around, all she can see are frozen, half-eaten corpses
>Anger turns to frustrated confusion
>Suddenly she hears a cracked cry from behind her
>She 180 turns, only to see a frozen woman and a furry blob in her lap
>The ushi oni creeps closer to investigate.
>It's a baby. Malnourished at that
>"Oh shit. HELLOO? HELLOOOOOO? ANYONE THERE? ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THIS THING?"
>her voice and the baby's wailing is the only sound there
>From annoyance to nervous, she picks the baby up, and carries the child into her den.

TO BEE CONTINUED probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689913
>buying jap porn
Enjoy your prison
And ntr is fun. Female ntr especially. Too bad its too fucking rare
vanilla is boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689924
I meam girls getting ntr'ed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689742
Those tits are entirely out of proportion, yet they work so well. How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689932
Because Kloah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689924
>female ntr

You mean when females steal the male, or have hers taken away? I agree, I love me some bitch tears?

>going to prison for buying hentai

Enjoy your feminism and darkies britbong. Or everything trying to kill you, aussie.

Feels good to live in AMERICA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689935
Mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people here who wouldn't want to see their monstergirl waifu dressed in an elegant gown on a ballroom floor just for two, her beauty putting all other sights to shame
>People who don't want to see a blushing, tomboyish thunderbird reluctantly twirl around for you, showing off her dress of electric blue that gleams and shimmers with silver filigree like sparks of white lightning. And when she spreads her wings, the shifting hue of her wings blend flawlessly into the feathered ruffles that line the slender waist.
>People who don't want to see a holstaurus smile meekly and earnestly as she admires her own pure white dress of liquid fabric, somehow clinging to every curve of her body while flowing like Hathor's own pure milk.
>People who don't want to see a dragon shining more brightly than the sun in a truly regal dress of emerald flames, scattering green prominence onto the polished floor below her claws

You're all a bunch of fucking reasonable people with your own opinions, which I'll respect, even though the idea of monstergirls wearing elaborate gowns made especially for them really appeals to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689915

>Guys asks her to be more gentle
>She obliges

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689822
Something tells me you weren't around for futacat. and "posting standards" if this drizzle is enough to dampen your spirits.

>>12689834
I would shit myself in terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689932
a strong back no doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689719
>you will never have a sylph waifu who lets you turn her into a cock puppet to practice ventriloquism

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689820
Well at least no one will dare to bully him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689945
I just prefer night dresses for the classy look. Ballgowns are super cumbersome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689920
I smell adorableness coming up, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689915
>MGWSS

What, is your pelvis made of cotton candy?

>GDTWEO 6

I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689953
>you will never make her cry tears of cum as you flood her with your seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689945
>see a dragon shining more brightly than the sun in a truly regal dress of emerald flames, scattering green prominence onto the polished floor below her claws.

Sold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689915
Reported for illegal content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689992

>Yet another monstergirl purist upset about Two Tanuki's unique fetish style

People buy it. It makes money. It doesn't stop you from raping as much as you like. Deal with it.

We'll keep making them as long as people keep buying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689957
Actually, that's pretty good too. I like the whole ballgown thing just because of the elegance, I suppose. In my head, I'm thinking up ideas for dresses which work thematically with each monstergirl to make them look as stunning as possible.
But something like a night dress could work really well as well. I don't think it'd be able to get away with the level of eleborate design that I'm thinking up with the ballgowns, but something more free and subtle could work really well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689997
It's wholesome and sickening, and ruining Monster Girl culture by promoting the idea that human boys can be for more than semen pumps. The idea of a Monster Girl in a relationship with a small cute human boy and having a tender loving relationship with mild femdom, handholding, and mutual companionship... It's sick and you should be ashamed. There should be a registry of Monster Girls who possess such materials, like hell I'll let my daughterus near such pure maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monstergirl stories either set in feudal Japan, high fantasy medieval Europe, or modern day
>None set in the wild west
>None with young cowboy protagonist equipped with a mare's leg rifle and a pair of Colt single actions
>Horsepussy as far as the eye can see
>Girtablilu bandits
>Desert lizardgirls who fire blood from their eyes
>Rattlesnake lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007
There was that one with the thunderbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007
Here's your western Monster Girl hentai

http://exhentai.org/g/726527/082e658758/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007

>Hey hoss, how's yer horse?
>Her? She's doin' fine. Got her up in the stables gettin' rested up after the ride.
>Ah. 'N how's yer wife?
>Same as my horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007
>Wild west
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690011
>those tags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689920
More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007
http://pastebin.com/4f0BP4TF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007
Suddenly recalling Three Caballeros all of a sudden...

...Would you a cactus girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689968
>>12690027
alright. For you

>Descending down the tunnel, the walls of frozen dirt become covered in furs of various animals. The tunnel also becomes pitch black, but the Ushi Oni and her inhuman eyes can still navigate with ease.
>Her mind is racing with questions, but adjusts to the more comfortable question: How to repair the cover?
>Stepping over the pile of tree branches and snow, the remnants of her hole cover, the Ushi Oni sets the crying baby down on a crude table
Now wait here you. I need to fix the door. Please sit tight okay?
>The baby keeps wailing in is crackling voice.
>The ushi oni only grows more nervous, and her nervousness tells her to leave to repair the door
>She hurriedly scoops up the debris and crams it in the hole
There! Fixed!
>What was a brief moment of relief turned back unto a scalding worry, as the baby continues to moan
Fuck! STOP IT ALREADY! What do you want?!
>The baby cries
Ah! Thats right! Your hungry aren't you? Ummm what can I give you, lets see, lets see, lets seeeeeeeeee. Wait. Why do I have to share anything with you?
>The baby cries
Well, I killed and scavenged for all this food for me! And pop! here you come around! Your lucky enough that I brought you in here!
>The baby's cries leave, replaced by a grotesque moan
OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY! What the fuck do you things eat anyway? Meat right? You like meat. HERE!
>She tries to place a chunk of bear meat in the baby's mouth. But has she unsuccessfully tries to cram it in, she feels no teeth in the child's mouth.
You've got to be kidding me! You can't bite?! What the fuck are you supposed to eat damn it!
>No teeth = No eating
>To live = eating+drinking
>Drink
Well shit! You wont live off of water! And I'll bet you cant hold Oni booze for shit. What else is there to dri-
>A memory of the ushi's mother hoisting her out of her egg holding her up to the sun from their family cave, then cradling her next to-
>The ushi oni's face fills with boiling blood

brb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690032
That would be a thorny decision. One I wouldn't want to get the point of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007
>Rattlesnake Lamias

I have one of those actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007
Wild west is a boring setting.

Oh wow, the bandit has fucking pistols who woulda thought?

Oh shit, look at those angry mexicans, aaaaamazing...

Whooooie, the protag has a dark past? fuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690050
You can make fun of westerns , but NEVER dis the Duke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690042
Would Ushi's hatch from eggs, or are they live births? The fact that they're bovine spider-rapetrains makes it a little confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690057
No idea there is only like 12 of them in the world anyway.
Don't ask about their home planet. no one been there is forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690057
Well, personally i'd think eggs, but everyones headcannon is different

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690050

Medieval fantasy is a boring setting.

Oh wow, the Dragon is guarding a treasure who woulda thought.

Oh shit, look at those angry Orcs, aaaaamazing...

Whoooie, the protag is a chivalrous knight? fuuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690062
Woah those elves want orc cock,

Seriously why is it EVERY damn elf game has orc rape?
I sure as hell don't want to see that.
Nasty crap I tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690062
Now, why would an Orc be angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690062
>>12690050
Medieval Western is a boring setting.

Oh wow, the Dragon has fucking pistols who woulda thought.

Oh shit, look at those mexican orcs, aaaaaamazing...

Whooie the chivalrous knight has a dark past? fuuuck.

Actually that last one does sound pretty boring...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690068

ORCS ARE ANGRY

ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690062
Sci fi is a boring setting.

Oh wow, the aliens are hostile who woulda thought.

Oh shit a massive black hole, aaaaamazing...

Whoooie, the protag is somebadass fleet commander? fuuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690068
Because no one wants to dick them, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690062
Scifi spacefaring is a boring setting.

Oh wow, the big bad is using a dimensional rift to flood whole planets with demonic energy.

Oh shit, look at those angry space krakens, aaaaamazing...

Whoooie, the protag has cybernetic implants? fuuuuck.

I've actually had two of those three things as plot points in a story I've had planned for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690071
Medieval Science fiction Western is a boring setting.

Oh wow, the Dragon has fucking laser pistols who woulda thought.


Oh shit, look at those mexican orcs, aaaaaamazing...

Whooie the chivalrous knight has a space ship AND a dark past? fuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690068
You wouldn't sproink her tail in public.
You called her a fatty.
You didn't stick it in her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690072
Because they are better at seducing husbandos than they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690081
OK guys, come clean.

Who Wouldn't dick an elf, be it Dark, high, wood, etc?
I would!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690081
Orc's look way cuddlier than elves.

Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690082
I know I wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690077
You realize you could say something similar about pretty much any setting, right? Everything's been done, everything is stale. How interesting things turn out is all a matter of execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690082
After watching Elven Bride, I wouldn't. It would be like trying to stick a hot dog through a fruit loop.

Not that I wouldn't try or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12689746

An Undine, if told that their Master hates them, will go full yandere and rape him until he loves her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690077
Comedy thriller is a boring setting.

Oh wow, the ghost is haunting a ruined mansion who woulda thought.

Oh shit, look at those dancing zombies, aaaaamazing...

Whoooie, the protag has an inherited sixth sense that lets him see ghosts? fuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690083
I dunno, I'd cuddle the shit out of that elf. I mean, it'd probably go lewd eventually, but wouldn't that happen with a p'orc, too? It's just a matter of whether you're working with tsun or a chubby sub.

>>12690084
Charon, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690086
I haven't seen this but it sounds amusing

[Anonymous No.]

Okay guys Trader Anon here.
Since the fighting, and myself, has calmed down do you feel we can continue the adventure for real this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690087
Bite your tongue and say you never loved her.

It's the only choice left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690092
Told you it'll pass. Knock yourself out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690087
So I better be nice to Athena Alicia then?

Wait, better yet, I am going to start bullying them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690093
Not in that order, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690093

Hope you like Waterworld and lotionplay, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690098
>not biting your tongue then saying you hate someone while chocking on blood

Ya'll niggas don't even smoke crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690093
She won't let you drown, even if it is in your own blood.

You wake up several hours later with a gauze inside your mouth and your undine lovingly riding you to orgasm. Any attempt to speak is interrupted as she covers your already wounded mouth "I know you love me, you don't need to tell me." she whispers while her empty eyes gaze lovingly at your crying form.

[Anonymous No.]

Hot dark elf girl always pestering you to go out with her.
Rumors about of how cruel and sadistic they are.
Finally agree to go out with her.

Turns out shes very nice and kind.

Yes Anon, not all Dark Elves are sadistic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690092
yes lets adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690101
choking*

Fucking off by one letter, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/724834/c07762c9aa/
>you will never be a shota and raped by a youkai with your favorite magical girls voice
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690101
>"ai ever ove ooh!"
>"Oh God, you're bleeding so much! What did you say?! I think you bit off part of that organ you use to talk!"
>"Ai ed ai ever ove ooh!"
>"Save your strength darling, I'll use the powerful water magic I clearly have to stop you from bleeding whether you like it or not!"

And then you continue getting raped anyway, only now with no tongue. Fuckin' crack addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690111
Hey man, selling crack to monster girl daughterus has made my life amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690111
This is starting to sound like a bad Gundam LN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690007
I'm trying to find a Native American snake goddess so I can justify announcing that we need a Native American lamia girl.

Not to be confused with an Indian Lamia, which we also desperately need.

[Anonymous No.]

Poll time!

Favorite MG:
What is your wife if not above:
Type of relationship:
What do you hate the most?:
Least favorite MG:

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690096
>>12690106
Well okay then let's-
>Check Poll
>Poll is a tie
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690116
Quetzalcoatl, she was posted earlier .
scroll up some

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690116
>Indian Lamia
Are nagas in any way curry Indian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
Favorite: Shirohebi
Alt Wife: Oomukade
Type: Equality with slight dom at times
Hate: Rapists who don't love their targets
Least favorite: Manticores and cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690120
Well, yeah, but she's Mayan.
No delicious brown lamias wearing feathers in their hair, or tight leather tops and midriff-exposing leather skirts to be found.

>>12690121
Maybe?
Indian Lamia ought to be delicious blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690121
More eastern than India I think.

The thought of a Naga talking like someone from India really bothers me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690101

>Biting your tongue then saying you hate someone while choking on your own blood

Dude, that's actually pretty fucking metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690124
>p
Nayehi is an Indian coyote goddess. I don't know of a snake one. I think the Hopi tribes had one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
-Holstaurus
-No MG waifu yet...
-Switch
-Belittling
- Gazer or any monster who'd make me feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690125
>The thought of a Naga talking like someone from India really bothers me.
The thought of pretty much anything talking like someone from India should bother you. That accent is annoying all around, especially when it's thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690126
That's the way I plan to go out if I get cornered by a yandere.

If I'm dying, I'm going out in the most metal way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690130
"Ohh, would you like a slurpee with this rape?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690104
But is she a masochist? That way I know how much duct tape, rope and wax candles to bring

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690133
"I shall rape you very hard, thank you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690130
It is even worse when you are ESL.
You get one of them on the phone, and you are like "what the fuk did you just say?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690130
Just think of her like an Indian who speaks in Japanese. You know, like in the Chinese cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690134
Date her, and find out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117

Favourite: Werewolf
Waifu: Werewolf
Relationship: Equal, with some kink and teasing sprinkled on top
Most hated thing: People forcing things upon other people
Least favourite: Probably waspgirls. Even with matangos, I think "they're not great, but tragic healing with one might work". I'm just apathetic and slightly averse to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
>Favorite MG:
Shirohebi
>What is your wife if not above:
Shirohebi
>Type of relationship:
Switch I suppose, I'm fine with both femdom and maledom as long as they are light.
>What do you hate the most?:
Monster girls suffering
>Least favorite MG:
Parasite slime and roper

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to Brothel
>Decide to bed that pretty Indian Lamia this time
>This is awesome, she is awesome, my dick is feeling awesome
>Cum deep inside her and it looks like we both had a good time
>"Tank you cum again!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690068
Nemesis system

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690042

>If her blushing could light a room...
No. No. NONONO. Nuh-uh. Fuck that. It's not happening.
>She twirls around, arms crossed as if to pout at the suggestion she made up
>The child ever still whined. And this Ushi Oni was stubborn about it. 'That' action was for family. It was a symbolic as it was sustaining, and not to be handed out to strangers. Not Human, Not Ushi Oni, Not anyone BUT family. Her mother said so, and that was one of the few things she ever said to her
>The Ushi Oni noticed that the moans had stopped.
Fucking finally! Damn. Guess you finally took a piece of someone else's mind and-
>Wait
>What the fuck? That doesn't make any sense...
>The baby was hungry. Maybe it took a nap?
>An eternal nap
OOH SHITSHITSHIT
>She rushed toward the baby and pressed her ear next to it
>A soft, slow and labored breathing could be heard
FINE!
>Tears welling up in her eyes, she broke one of the only traditions her mother taught her, and cradled the baby.
Y-y-you bubububrush the cheek against the Ah!-
>The human child latched on almost instantly, but its mouth was too weak to hold on
Okay. Okay How do you get the ~stuff~ out?? Maybe...Maybe...
>Baby sucks milk out of tit
>Ushi Oni Sucked blood out of deer before
>Squeezed deer to get more blood
>Squeeze-
Oh my goodness the shit you're making me do! You better be worth it!
>She tried to kneed herself, finding it too sensitive a matter at first, but slowly gets the hang of it
>After about an hour of tinkering and feeding, She runs dry.
>The Ushi Oni brings the baby to her ear again
>It's fast asleep
>Her eight legs give way, she slumps against the matted wall out of exhaustion. Sleepily, she lifts her head up
ah..ha..ha..Thank you....Thank you....ah. Now... what to call you?
>She undoes the bundling
>it's a boy
Well. We'll start from there. Fuck. All I know are girl names....

[Anonymous No.]

Who is this faggot? What does he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690150
He looks like he wants to be an original Bayonetta character.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily Reminder that human boys will never be real and you will never tenderly dominate a cute human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690153
He's like Balders evil donuststeel twin brother from Inferno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690157
>RP
pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690157
Daily reminder that RP is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690157
Shotas a shit.
CC bishounen is objectively the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay guys Trader Anon again, my internet is currently shitting itself
So while I try and make it stop doing that I need you all to break this tie then we can REALLY get back to Adventure
http://strawpoll.me/2984885

[Anonymous No.]

guys the cc shirohebi next door to me keep trying to rape me i told her i wasn't into older women and no she wont stop banging on my wall and masturbating loudly what should i do im scared shes gonna break my door down soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690169

Be glad it's not a CC Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690169
Ask her to teach you proper grammar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
Fav: Ushi Oni
Alt: Jinko
Rel: Bro-teir Equal
Hate: Succubus/Devil/Beezebub types
Least fav: Lillim/Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
Holstaurus
Equal
About half of the people in these threads if not more
Mantango/Parasite Slime/Baphomet/shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690169

Try writing a presentable RP post for starters. The lack of punctuation is horrendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690169
Shh shhhh. Just accept it, it's going to happen one way or another.
And don't post more about it.

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>>12690169
1) You need to learn better MG recognition
a shirohebi being aggressive like this never happens, unless you dicked her and said you love her, so we have ruled out that she is one.
2 call the landlord, or file a noise cpmplaint with MGCPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690169
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690169
get a bag of ice, and as much salt as you can carry. Here's what you do.
1) Toss salt towards her face, eyes specifically
2) wail on her with the bag of ice
3) should all of this fail, grab whatever blunt object you have, and make sure to aim around the tip of the tail (within vicinity of the cloaca, as this will be very painful)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690181
Egads, his bad spelling has affected me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117

Favorite MG: Wight
Alt Wife: Kraken
Relationship: Equals, doting lovers.
Most hated: Matango, Roper, Parasite Slime, Beelzebub
Least Favorite MG: Claire

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't seen .less post here in a while. At least two threads, actually.

Has he been quiet recently, or am I just selectively blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690184

If I hit the tip of her tail, will she die?

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>>12690187
I think he gets banned cause of posting his naughty artwork.
Someone mentioned this last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
-Vampire
-Equal, but she loves to tease me from time to time
-People who think vampires are cold-hearted monsters who can't feel love and don't care about their husbands
-Matango, parasite slime and roper

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>>12690187

You're selectively blind. He posted BlazBlue's Bullet as a Jinko a thread or two ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690187
He's been doing things behind the scenes, according to that whiskey pic and that white Jinko pic he made a while ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690136
"Thank you, cum again."

>>12690138
The Chinese accent is cute in animu until it's actually translated into broken English because they speak in broken Japanese. That gets annoying too.

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>>12690189
She'll probably cry.

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>>12690184
>this will be very painful
She's a big snake

You guys with Lamia Waifus know this right? Since they never stop growing they'll get pretty big once thy hit CC age. Enjoy your amazonian-sized snake girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
Jinko
Hinezumi
Equal, relaxed, playful teasing on both ends
Thick-headed idiots with their heads up their ass
Slug or hornet

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>>12690191
I thought that was just his dA.

>>12690193
>>12690194
Ah, okay. It just feels to me like there's less known people, posting less frequently in the threads. Probably not true, but I do get that feeling.

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>>12690195
No, no. Japanese accent, through and through.
The same way JoJo and his kin speak Japanese despite being British.

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>>12690189
No, but it's the equivalent of being bludgeoned in the genitals.
I also should mention, the tip of the tail isn't entirely correct. The cloaca is usually around the last 2-3 feet of a lamia-type monmusu.

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>>12690205
Oh, the whole "you hear them speaking in perfect English even though they're actually speaking in one of India's myriad languages" schtick, Hollywood style? I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
>Favorite MG:
Slimegirl
>What is your wife if not above:
Froggirl
>Type of relationship:
Cumpump
>What do you hate the most?:
Mg-wise? Killer succubi. Rape-you-into-unconsciousness is fine, but me dieing is not sexy
>Least favorite MG:
I like lizardgirl's aesthetic, but her whole "gotta beat me to fuck me" schtick annoys the shit out of me. Lump Hinezumi in there as well I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690148
How has she not crushed that child in her big, meaty, claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690166
Sorry about that ladies and gents go, FOR REALS THIS TIME
1/2
You didn't know how much time you had, but something in your gut said you needed to find Fran FAST. You cast Light Heal and Light Rejuvenate on yourself to get some quick energy and bolted as fast as you could to search for Fran. You checked your place first to see if she did show up, you checked every nook, cranny and underwater pocket. Nothing, you moved onto the streets and began asking random pedestrians if they saw Fran, giving a more details description. Your search became more and more frantic by the minute until you finally got some form of lead. "Yeah I saw her."
"WHERE!?" You grabbed the man as he backed off.
"She was talking to some guy whose eyes were closed shut down by the pier, well his back anyway, moments she saw his face she bolted."
"Did you see where she went?!"
"N-No." You ran into the city, looking around some more, it was clear now that Caius was probably a part of Fran's past, perhaps worked for her Step-Father she ran away from.
You kept looking around before you ran out of breath in front of a somewhat large build.
"DAMN IT! Where is she!?" You took deep breaths wondering why you were doing this for a near stranger? What if she stole something from her Stepdad, what if she wasn't innocent. You wondered if it was worth it when you were approached from behind.
"Is there a problem my child?" You looked to see a Frog girl Nun standing in the doorway of what seemed to be a Church.
"Forgive me Sister, I didn't realize I was in front of a chur...hey have you see a Frog Girl? Green, White stomach, still has her tail?"
"Sister, is there something going on outside?" A familiar head peeked around the corner.
"Fran!"
"A-Anon?" The Frog girl was shocked as you walked up and kneel in front of her.
"Are you okay? I heard you ran into that asshole Caius. Is everything..." The second you mentioned his name he pupils shrank and she began to tremble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690222
I don't really care for frogs or slimes, but I like everything else you've written there. nice taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690230
2/2
"Fran?"
"Go away..." You were taken about by her words as she began to cry.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME! DON'T GET CLOSE!" The Frog girl hopped deeper into the Church.
"FRAN!" You called out as she ran into a back room of the Church.
"Oh Dear, whatever has gotten into her?"
"Sister, please did Fran say anything when she came here?" You asked as the Nun tilted her head.
"She simply said she was being chased and needed sanctuary, and this was the only place she felt safe. Is something the matter?"
"Fran might be being chased by someone and I'm...a friend so to speak. I told her to find me if anything got rough, but it seems rougher than I thought."
"Well come inside at least." The Nun offered you in an you accepted the offer. Stepping inside you saw the place. At the back was a Statue of a very round Toad woman surrounded by fountains filled with Lilly Pads.
"What is this place?"
"This is a church of Cana Tal, the Goddess of Fertility. Cana Tal is a Cane Toad Toad girl, who gave birth to over 100,000 Frogs and Toads to prevent our races from going extinct. When she was near death the Dragon Goddess allowed her to ascend to Godhood where she blesses all those who worship her with fertility and life."
You looked the statue over before walking up to the door Fran ran into.
"There is no exit from that room besides that door, she should still be in there."
You stared at the door for a good minute.
http://strawpoll.me/2985970

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690128
>>12690124
Okay. I found something.

Atosis, the Serpent.

The basic story goes that there was a rich, powerful couple in an Indian tribe. But they were unhappy and had no children, so they called upon several doctors and medicine men to remedy her infertility, but to no avail.

Until they consulted an old doctress, a witch she had heard tales of. The witch gave her some herbs which she could use to cure her ailment should she do what the witch described. The wife did so, and she was soon to have a child.
However, the wife was a very proud woman. Too proud. and when the witch came to visit them, the wife was mortified to find the witch was dirty, poor, and unkempt. The wife drove her from her home, bidding her begone with her rags. The witch later bestowed upon her a curse.

And so, when she gave birth, it was two a pair of large serpents, with white rings round their necks and red stripes down their sides. The wife came to be known as the Mother of Serpents.

There's another tale I'll share as well.

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>>12690236
Another story somewhat connected to it is a story of two girls who turned into water snakes.

In the story, there is a pair of girls who would leave their village every Sunday, and would travel several miles down a lake, where at the end of their journey stood a great ledge and sixty feet of water. There they would play and swim and run about naked. They were strange, witch-like girls who liked eccentric and forbidden things. No one knew for a long time where they went or what they did, only that they made themselves absent every Sunday.

One man, who had been hunting at the time they had visited the lake again, saw the girls, and spied on their activities. He came to find that the girls would go in and out of the water and sit on the shore, growing longer and longer each time until they became snakes.

I think I know where we can go with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Well.
It took a while, but its 95+% complete
enjoy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures_from_Japan

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/mL6fkzPB

Sequel about masochistsune's desires for abuse growing from spanking to dental gags and full body latex outfits, invariably followed by tender vanilla cuddling never ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690250
>>12690236
So Atosis could be the name for these girls.

It could be that they would have a curious yet timid nature, choosing to hide their lamian form from humans, and hide away from the human populace when they cannot keep up their guise, much like the Doppelganger.

When a man finds out their true appearance, these girls immediately seek to set upon them. Either out of the expression to silence the man and make him her own, or out of the hope that the man actually loves her for who she really is: a monster with the body of a serpent.

Either way, in typical lamia fashion, she will follow him wherever he goes thereafter, and will grow a great sense of affection towards the man after having spotted him and/or made love to him.

They'd most likely be rattlesnakes, and live where water is abundant, and would most likely be seen wearing garbs like >>12690048. Only without the artstyle of a guy who makes abominations.

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>>12690256
>Kirin - The Qilin of China is part dragon and part ox. It is sometimes called the "Chinese unicorn"
Y'know, if KC intends to do any more tauric MGs in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

Its snowing here /mg/, how would you react to your waifu serenading you to 'its cold outside'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690235
You knocked at the door. "Fran?"
You opened it up to see her in a fetal position on a bed sobbing. You could only look as the energetic Frog girl was turned into sobbing mess.
"Fran listen to me. I don't know what's going on with you and that bastard, but I know it's something terrible if this is what just hearing his name does to you. Let me help you."
"...Just go away, you don't know what's going on with my family. Caius isn't some sahagin on the road, or some random thug. You can't stop him. Once he has me he'll tell my step-father where I am and that's it. I don't want you getting involved in this."
"Involved with WHAT!?" You shouted.
"Please Anon. Just don't get to close to me, it'll only end badly for you."
"Fran! Listen to me! I WILL help you if you want me too or not. That's the kind of guy I am, I see a pretty lady I need to help her out. So please, just tell me SOMETHING!" There was silence as the Nun began to pull you back as you were starting a commotion.
"Anon, Caius is the kind of person who can see anything coming, that's all I can tell you." Fran said as the Nun closed the door.
"Forgive me Sister."
"No no it's fine. I just didn't realize how much trouble the little one was in."
"Same here, but I won't let that stop me." You said walking out.
You began to suspect Caius was much more than what he appeared even when he showed off his power. Something was sinister about him and you needed something to fight back.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>12689837
Orc.
Dark Angel.
Dragon.
Dragon.

Dragons in fancy dresses when?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

http://pastebin.com/9ygfZrcR
I did a thing. Criticism is always open, it's the first time I've written solo. And in first person perspective.
Chapter 2 soonish?
And tell me what you think!

[Anonymous No.]

So guys, about that Vampire short.

You want any plot or just pure Tender CC on shota action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690269

I'd be most captivated by her singing. Too bad it never snows where I live and it's hot as fuck here right now.

Goddamn I hate hot weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
>Favorite MG & waifu:
Amazoness!
I also like onis, minotaurs & wolf girls.

>Type of relationship:
Cherished househusband. I'm her emotional support structure and occasional stress toy, and in return she lovingly protects me and helps me try out new experiences. Even though she could crush me with her pinky, she needs me on a deeper emotional level. I know it's cheesy.
I like the idea of being her occasional cumpump but I don't think I would ever want a relationship based on that.
>What do hate most?
"Amazon a shit" fags and sadistic douchebags. Really anyone who has to go out of their way to complain about someone liking something.
>Least favorite MG
Besides the usual matangos and devil bugs? Anything insect-based, really. I'm really squeamish of insects, maybe excepting ushi-oni. And horse pussy, which just grosses me out. And zombies, and skeletons, and ghosts. I'm not so good with the undead.
And although I don't hate them, I dislike Kikimoras. All other vanilla-ish MGs I like to some degree.

>>12690269
Make her hot chocolate and warm cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690279
Do whatever you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690279
The latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690279
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690279
A little bit of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690280
>>12690269

See >>12685473

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690279
Tiny bit of the former.
Lots of the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690269
Imagine your wife singing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SDCv8Mt6wY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690269
It's takes two to sing that, you know.
The only option is to sing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, it's winter time!
Time to snuggle under the blanket with your sexy dragon wife and watch movies on tv.

depressed yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690301

Yeah kind of hard thinking of a plot involving a Vampire, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690311
>depressed yet?
Not really, since a dragon is not my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690117
>Favorite MG?
Dark Angels.
>Waifu?
A Nightmare. Or Anubis. I have trouble choosing...
>Type of Relationship?
More-or-Less Equal. Switch in bed.
>What do you hate the most?
People who hate things due to misunderstanding them.
>Least Favorite MG?
Red Oni as LEAST favorite.
Matango as the only one I don't at least like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
lamia first roll. not bad, i can work with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690313
Know why it's hard to write about Vampires??


They Suck!

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>>12690311

>depressed yet
>yet

You're late.

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>>12690318
That pun bites.

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>>12690313
I've actually got one that I've been planning to write, but haven't done so yet.

"Young" Vampire who feels like she's getting towards CC-Territory, has a birthday part with some Undead High Society-types, and said friends give her a garlic-laced dildo as a joke-gift. She winds up using it in a lust-haze later that night.

Not sure where I'd go after that though, if anything beyond just a one-shot masturbation story.

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>>12690313
Lonely rich businesswoman CC Vampire develops an attachment to a boy after a terrible day, where she desires "warmth" for her heart, from him or some shit.

I don't fucking know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690321
>Her gift isn't a giant ribboned box containing a shota.

Come on anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690321
I always like the vampire types in chibi vampire.

I claim Anjuu as my will never dick daughter though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690277
I liked it. Continue.

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>>12690269
Pff snow? I go out and shovel the driveway in sandals and a windbreaker like a man so my Waifu knows how much of a bear I am.

Then she serenades me after I'm trapped in bed from the cold I got while nursing me back to health with chicken noodle soup and blo- love!

[Anonymous No.]

Pfft, make the local Yuki-onna clear my driveway. she made this mess, she can clean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690335
Only if you promise to plow her driveway afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690272
You went home as soon as you left the Church, you knew that you needed more magic in order to fight Caius. Sitting down and lighting a lamp you cracked open the books and began to read through them carefully. If Caius was really behind the Bone Dragon you needed new spells, something he wouldn't expect. Page by page you studied into the night, casting Light Rejuvenate over and over to give yourself bursts of energy, each hour your staff glowed less and less. Soon all that was keeping you up was that crying Frog girl hiding away in a church. Why a Church though? That thought rang through your mind as you switched over to the book on basic holy magic. Soon all sounds vanished from the city as it became the graveyard shift. The lamp flickered as you kept your eyes open as hard as you could. You stood up and walked around to try and get the blood flowing. You passed by your things and began to wonder about what Captain Argus said. Was this the kind of thing he was talking about? You had no money to gain from this, what you were doing was because you felt it was 'right'. So many thoughts filled you head. Including inspiration. You took out a blank book, and a pen and began writing down your idea. You figured it out, something that could beat Caius no matter what he threw at you. You continued your study until you heard the noise of the city starting up. It was a new day. With bags under you eyes you shut you books and got dressed. You made last minute checks before you walked out the door, today you were going to wake Fran from whatever nightmare she has.
http://strawpoll.me/2986177

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>>12690338
Somehow that doesn't sound too sexy. You're not being literal, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Say what you will about Polt's fur level.
She'd be great for winter cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690343

But the question is, does Polt kick her legs involuntarily when you ruffle her stomach bush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690321

I could always do that night visit shit in prose.

Full of "ufufufu ara ara ara"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690327
But triggering her garlic reaction is the entire point anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Dark Priests.

I hate them so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690350
Then just lace the shota with garlic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690351
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690351
A dark priest has been sent to your location to fix this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12685337
Pffft.
OC is nice, but the satisfaction of creating a piece of work deserving of praise is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690353
>Garlic breath shota
Your move miss vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690351
Explain yourself, anon.
What did these semen demons ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690351
I also dislike Dark Priests. There are better succubi out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690355
They're getting sent back after getting a hard spanking
With no dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690357
What are/have you been working on, Sloth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690363
She's just going to keep coming back each day for that then
How long can you resist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690362
Faggot.

>>12690360
I know what I want her to do to me.

>>12690363
Mega faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690360
I don't trust them.

That face brings bad news to me.

>>12690367
I'll last as long as it takes
No dicking for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690366
Evading would be Liam Neesons and writing like three chapters at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690372
You've set yourself up with a game
Who will give up first?
You, or the dark priest
Oh what fun this game will be
For her

[Anonymous No.]

What's the one qt thing that your monster waifu does that makes your heart go doki-doki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690378
Can someone translate what he just said?
That was way too much Otaku for me to understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690380
how did you even find this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690380
Nigga what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690382
Can you use a shift key?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690378
You have gotten a little too Weeaboo for us there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690386
any reason you're being a douchebag right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690339
Before challenging Caius you decided you should check on Fran to make sure he hadn't gotten to her yet. You walked back to the church and knocked on the door once getting there. "Hello?"
The door was opened to a sight you were not expecting at all. The Nun from last night, stark naked and men plowing various human and monster girls into the night, your mouth was left wide open. "Hello again, are you here to see Fran?"
"Y-Yeah, uhm."
"Oh don't worry this is just our morning sermon. The goddess of fertility encourages healthy sexual relations between lovers here under her gaze and will bless those with the miracle of life."
"I see..." You only read small passages about the religion when studying in your books last night but you never imagined an orgy in a church.
"Fran is in the back if you want, but I'm also here if you wish to join us, I'd love to have another child." The Nun said in a blunt way to imply she had too many kids.
You passed by the scene and knocked on Fran's door and opened it, seeing her eat a large breakfast of toast, eggs, bacon, an orange and a banana. "Anon."
"Feeling better?" She looked down at the food as you sat down on a desk.
"I'm going to fight him today, what will happen when I win?"
"I don't know. I never imagined it would happen. Anon, why are you doing this? I'm just some runaway, one who tried to steal from you, gero."
"Cause it feels like the right thing to do. Besides haven't you ever imagined a dashing knight coming to your rescue? Well this time it's a wizard." You smiled as she looked you in the eye, the sounds of orgasms ruined the moment but Fran smiled nontheless.
"Anon, if you do win...can I come work at your shop?"
"Of course." You nodded and walked over patting her head.
"HEY!" You chuckled as you walked out of the church. The moment you closed the door you saw a figure standing across the street.
"Yo, Anon. See you didn't listen to my warning. Now you lead me to that little frog."
http://strawpoll.me/2986314

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690380
What is an adorable action your significant other of the monstrous variety does that makes your cardiac muscles move at a fast rate?

[Anonymous No.]

Just think, in an alternate universe your waifu is posting on rapechan how she wishes human boys were real.
And getting told that boys with your hair color a shit
Before a shitstorm starts due to someone mentioning handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690391
>Church that encourages sex
That's MY kind of church

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690378
Nibbling my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a shitty update. The vampire short is probably gonna be less than 2k words. But plenty of snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690392
Oh I get it now!
Thanks!

It's just Weeaboo speak annoys the crap out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690392
She always squeals in excitement over boiled eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690398
I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690392
Existing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690393
>Hair color
That really the best you can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690408
'Yeah, everyone knows the best human boys all have the same blonde hair'

I think we did this like 4-5 threads ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690393
>Rape the HB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690412
No. They are for tender love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690411
I'd rather think they classify us by stereotypes rather than hair color.

>lel, she likes jocks. Pleb. Everybody knows labcoat-scientists a best.
>Your husbando a shit I like hikers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690392
When she thinks I'm sleeping and she gets into bed doing her best to wrap her tail around me without waking me up from my sleep.

Or when we're already in bed and she sort of places her lips against my neck and does these half kisses until she falls asleep.

But the best is when I get home from work and she doesn't hear the door open, she sings very loudly and then goes dead silent as soon as she hears the stairs creak.

I'm so lonely please kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690418
Would a older single man still be called a CC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690416
>They are literally built for sex, they can't think of anything else but the V, this is canon. Pump those poles dry and make them beg for it. Rape the HB.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I want a man to totally dominate me, just borderline rape dominate, that would be so sexy, be used as a sex toy"

> "You succubi are really weird with those fantasies"

>"Vanilla sex a shit"

Help us all if this were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690426
No, they'd be called Wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

Human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690434
>There are MGs in this thead RIGHT NOW who wouldn't want to see they're husbando in a naked apron.

[Anonymous No.]

> 'Wizards would be nasty old men with inkstained wrinkled penors , Gross. keep that crap to yourself. I go for a younger boy thank you'

Yeah I think I will stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690441
I only like the 2D ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690441
>Vaginaboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690443
Cut it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690391
(Things are starting to slow down so probably going to call it a night with this)
"Caius. Tell me, why are you after Fran?"
"What does it matter? I'm going to take her here and now."
"Answer me!"
"Heh fine, you won't be alive soon anyway. See I was given some orders by her Step-pops. I was to join the Underwater Exploration team to search for some 'useful' things to our leader. He recently gave me a second order to return her to him."
"Why, who is her Step-father?"
"That I can't tell you, but it's not him that makes her important it's her mother. She never told you her full name did she? She isn't 'Fran' She's Francesca Tadel the 12th. Her mother was a Duchess."
"Fran's, a noble?"
"WAS, until she ran away from home 2 years ago. Now that I found her, I'm going to be given a huge ransom for her head."
"Like Hell you will." Caius began laughing hard.
"Like Hell I will? What do YOU know about Hell. I'll tell you what it is." Suddenly Caius' entire body began to have eyes opening up all over his body and horns began to grow from his forehead.
"Allow me to properly introduce myself, while I am 'Caius' I have my Demon name. 'Seeker'. Pleased to meet you. Now, will you let me kill you?"
(that's all till next time.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690443
> There are MGs in this thread who don't want the fluffy touched.
>I bet anything a man touching the tail would be such a turn on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690451
Why did you reply to me and not the guy after me?

[Anonymous No.]

>They don't want a shota to raise him into a proper husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690455
I'm too tired to get mad correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690448
>Don't get me started on .less and his Vaginaboy.! drawing.


OK, I am done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690461
>his

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690444
Being centipede is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLwsd3i6v0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690452
Demons? Just another life in the day of a Pirate Wizard

[Anonymous No.]

Right now there is an alternate universe where your waifu is hunched over a computer with a hand down her pants and another furiously typing on a keyboard as she writes out a fantasy where the two of you have passionate wild sex and then you propose to her. She has a custom daki of you which she stitched with love in every fiber. She frequently talks about her husbando in the human boy threads and never fails to get in a fight when someone accuses you of being shit. She frequently takes drawing classes because she knows that with enough practice she'll be good enough to draw decent art of you and her holding hands and being together. At night she frequently cries because deep down she knows the two of you can never be together, but that doesn't stop her from doing her best to lucid dream about it. She has dedicated herself to commemorating you because she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690465
I laughed, haven't seen that one before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690472
You are not helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690472
She also theorizes about alternate universes where human boys discuss her and waifu her.

This often prompts joyless sperg MGs to whine about RPing and thread quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690472
And then there's the witch girls and other miscellaneous MGs who sit by and watch the arguing take place for an hour straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690472
Somehow i feel like a bonnet tipper is sperging out on how harems are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839

>Thunderbird
>Psychology and perception: Perceptive
>Self-discipline: Adaptable
>Lifestyle: Energetic, Fun-loving, Hates to theorise
>Social attitude: Extroverted. Outgoing and Friendly
>Honesty and honour: Loyal
>Emotional capacity: Apathetic
>Current emotional state: Dopey


I think I'll be just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you're waifu has already grown weary of the crushing loneliness and - hoping to be united with you in another life - an-heroed while thinking peacefully of you with a smile on her face?
What if she's out there -waiting- for you, Anon-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

Trader Anon here.
For those wondering when the high sea adventures start, it will be soon. After that things will start to speed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690504
>You think human boys WANT five of you sluts hovering over him, wearing him out all the time?! No! All he wants and all he needs is one loyal waifu who would never pressure him into having sex, like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690504
No matter how obnoxious they may be, don't forget that bonnets need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687839
>warerabbit
Psychology and perception: Ingenious
Self-discipline: Struggles to follow through
Lifestyle: Successful, Enthusiastic
Social attitude: Extroverted. Intuitive and May be insincere
Honesty and honour: Will not control others
Emotional capacity: Sensitive and Generous
Current emotional state: Hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690523
If it were a proper bonnet tipper she'd be complaining about a single monstergirl having five human boys going crazy for her but the monstergirl doesn't want to fuck them.

>Fucking shitty protags not fucking the everloving brains out of their human boys. If I had a single human boy he wouldn't be able to walk after I milked him for all he's worth. Fuck this I'm going to watch some hunter x hunter, at least togashi knows how to make decent shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690516

Did this end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690523
I think you mean
>five HBs hovering around

MGs still hate being NTRed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690536
I feel bad now since that reminds me of fit and its betas. Seems like i can never leave that horrible place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690546
I'm sure one wouldn't mind if the other did the cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690581
Yeah, just like how some anons here wouldn't mind cleaning out each others cum from their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>Thats gross, you would take a penor AFTER it has been inside someone else?
What the hell is wrong with you. MGs these days I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>I have a dark secret
>I want a nice hb to hold hands with and take strolls with me and tell me I am the prettiest Shirohebi he has ever seen.
Then I can take him home for a nice meal

Oh and he would help me around the shrine.
The thought of being with someone who is good with his hands.

Since he gets dirty we can bathe together and then he will Snuggle with me in bed!!!!!

I know I am such a pervert.

I can only hope he actually asks to share my inner flame with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690536
wait what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690602
>Haha, what a fucking beta.
>It's like you want to be the man in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Wolfu daughterus to make a lap blanket out of their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Succubus waifu who loves you dearly
>She will never dote on you and pour her love into you every day
>While you pour your love into her every night
>She will never give you mind-blowing sex every night, being ever cautious not to overwork you at times
>She will never be approached by a Lilim, looking down on your waifu
>The Lilim will never tell her that she has yet to reach her potential as a true demon, and that she will help her do so
>She will never do this by hypnotizing your waifu to raping you viciously against her own will, milking you dry and to near death
>Before giving you a deep, passionate kiss that takes your breath away
>Too much of your breath, in fact
>You will never feel the life fade from your body as she continues to kiss you
>You will never hear her last words to you, "I love you, dear Husband," before you fade away
>She will never shriek in horror when she regains consciousness to find you a hollow, dead husk
>All because of that Lilim
>She will never go on a quest to kill the Lilim in order to avenge you
>You will never appear before her, your soul having been inside her all along, as a last minute assist to help her deal the final blow against the harlot who tore the two of you apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690602
I want a business man, like a middle manager, a nice CC, works alot,, but not too much, responsible, respected at work, wears nice suits.

I think that would go so well with my being a Dragon.
II imagine him being as good with money as I am, and even helping me make even more.

I guess we aren't alone in our Vanilla fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690602
I like these stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690472
Here's a hypothetical for ya /mgg/.

Scientists have successfully experimented using Anti-Matter Bubbling, and combined with Quantum Teleportation, have unearthed the technology to craft an interdimensional portal!

But, the resources needed to build and turn it on mean that only one person will be allowed to step through it, and only once. Whatever dimension you step into, you're stuck. No take-backs, no retries. One go.

What would you do to get the chance to step through it?
Would you take the chance if you made it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12687438
>Rapequisha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690602
>>12690610
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690610
You Dragons are horrible spellers, I know this is your second language but please learn to type better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690613
Depends are you the robot devil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690610
>>12690602

>pretending to be monstergirls

This is a whole new level of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690277
>http://pastebin.com/9ygfZrcR

Nyanon, you live! Good to see more of your writing.

I like what you have so far. Just curious, is this something you have the general plot already in your head for, or are you just winging it chapter-to-chapter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690609
Fuck off ovaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690619
It's more like storytelling. You've never heard of bizarro /jp/? You want autism? Go to MGR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690621

>Thinking that was Ovaries

But i'm right here you fucking faggot and I didn't even greentext that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690620
It is moar rapemouse, or new stuff?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12690620
I really just have an idea of what direction I want it to go and the endpoint, but besides that it'll be winging it. Still thinking of what to do with the next chapter besides how I'll be starting it.

>>12690628
New stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690621
I'm sorry, I...I can't explain myself.
I found the tragedy of the situation too much to ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690610
>>12690602
Salamander here.
I want someone who's headstrong and funny, not an idiot but they don't have to be a genius. Someone who's willing to adapt, and not afraid to stand up for himself. Preferably someone who's good with their hands and likes getting out in nature. Someone who can make me laugh. I guess vanilla is the best flavor of ice cream after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690618
Worse. I'm a realist.

One who very well knows that the chances are infinitely higher that the portal will dump you in a world that has one tiny, minute difference from ours, than one that has monster girls.

And also that there are higher odds of there being a planet of MGs somewhere that fit the description of having an internet-like communication system on which they talk about strange, masculine creatures lacking obvious animal traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690630
Kewl, I'll go read it.

WB by the way.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12690636
I've been here all along.
But thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690634
>>12690610
>>12690602

Vanilladykes are the cancer that is killing /hbg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690614
It's pronounced rah-peh-cui-shay you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690627
Oh, my apologies. Fuck off murder fetishist.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a large mouse and I like chubby boys.
COME AT ME SIS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690635
Well if you're not gonna live to see space travel and FTL travel than might as well step through the portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690642

Except i'm not a murder fetishist you flaming homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690630
I have to admit, it's a bold move to start out with cannibalism (or liver-cannibalism, as per Kumiho(sp?) nature). It's a pretty dark start, and I suspect a lot of weaker-willed anons won't be able to handle it (given how some of /mgt/ tends to avoid nitty, gritty reality topics). So I have to wonder, are we going to descend into the Heart of Darkness as a horror story, or is this going to be a healing story that makes folks teary-eyed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690646
But you do anon. Anti-Matter Bubbling is a key component for FTL Travel as currently theorized. So really, one comes before the other.

Would you still step through?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12690652
It's going to be a healing story, though I don't want to give too much away right now. May have moments that remind you of the danger involved, but I don't plan to make it get too dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690635
You reminded me of this but I'm not sure why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690677
I want a continuation of this so fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never catch the attention of a yandere Pharaoh
>She will never not stalk you personally, instead choosing to have her cobra stalk you unbeknownst to you, allowing her to see everything her pet sees
>It will never follow you home at times, spying on you while you masturbate
>Relaying everything it sees to the Pharaoh, who in turn plays with herself to the image of you fapping
>She will never invite you to her home one day, inviting you to enjoy the feast she has her subjects prepare for the both of you
>You will never begin to feel sleepy after stuffing yourself with so much food
>She will never invite you to sleep in the special sarcophagus she has in her room
>Not realizing it has space for two
>Until she gets inside with you, locking the both of you inside
>She will never make out with your tired self until you fall asleep
>She will never cuddle with you and whisper in your ear, "You know I love you, Anon. I'll love you always."

>Your HP and MP have been restored

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690687

Yeah. We need some MG suffering and despair like >>12687714 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690693
Do I get a buff from the food I just ate too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690693
>20x20 foot long sandbox in the playground
>It's big enough to accommodate all the girls that want to play in it
>Little Pharaoh girl gets her friends together to build a sand chair
>Her Anubis friend is especially good at making one, as she is eager to help the others in building it when they have trouble
>Near the end of recess, they manage to complete the chair for the Pharaoh to sit in
>Everybody is happy
>Until the Apophis girl comes and pushes her out of her chair
>Pharaoh girl cries because she was pushed down
>A timid boy comes from behind the lamia child
"Ophy, come on, l-let's go play something else."
>"nnNOO! I wanna sit in the sand chair!"
>Taking a closer look, the sand chair has collapsed, having been knocked down along with the Pharaoh
>Her chance to sit in the chair gone, the lamia cries too
>Recess ends, everyone is called back inside
>Pharaoh is crying
>Apophis is crying
>The little boy didn't get to play Duck, Duck, Goose with Ophy
>Nobody is happy

[MGPolice No.]

MGPolice here. Let me tell you about a story I experienced during my tour of duty.

>Be MGPolice recruit
>Recently graduated from the academy, product of a recent Monster/Human co-operation plan
>About half the graduates in your class are monsters, the rest are humans
>Most monster recruits are salamanders, lizard-men, centaurs, things of that nature. High class guys.
>Recently had a project to get manticores, ushi-onis and other generally anti-establishment monsters into the force to tone down species riots.
>Last year there was a severe species riots that kicked off when a kid was kidnapped and raped by a centipede girl.
>Turns out the kid was a member of a gang. A BIG gang.
>He was a lieutenant of the "Aten Angels" street gang, with it's roots in Chicago.
>A 300+ person riot broke out, MGs associated with the centipede were tortured and killed, shops were broken, looting everywhere.
>The centipede didn't last.
>Within a week the kid had been rescued. The leader of the AA had the centipede captured, tortured, then decapitated.
>He had her head stuffed and put on his desk.
>Her body was draped from a highway bridge.
fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690698
I remember posting that.
I still want drawfaggotry of Pharaoh and Apophis being BFFs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690699
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690697
+50% Max HP for the next day.
She hooked you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690699
Oh great. It's /ss/ again.
Remember when /ss/ used to be a pretty cool guy?

I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690699
Leave and never come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690699
I think it's kind of cool to imagine the politics stuff that would happen if mgs were real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690714
Yeah. I think it'd be fun to have a story that didn't revolve around getting your dick wet.

Too bad it would definitely be reported off the thread by the waifufags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690695
I think I remember why we can't have bad ends for MGs. Some anons have a kneejerk reaction to mature themes, sex aside.

>>12690705
>>12690712

I blame KC for instilling a they-all-lived-happily-ever-after expectancy in much of the /mgt/ fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690677
>what kind of fathomless evil sends men to fight?

the kind of fathomless evil that doesn't like being enslaved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690721
>>12690717
>>12690714
That wasn't even a bad end that was just an end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690699
So is this Mexico's MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people who ACTUALLY think Shoshana and Rose aren't best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690717
Surely you jest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690452
C'mon Anon. Do what Avatar did to his asshole Brother >>12689118
its the best way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690699
At least describe the brutal ways in which the men who participated in the riot were raped. You could at least do that instead of describing decapitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690693
Drawfaggotry of Yandere Pharaoh locking Anon in a sarcophagus when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690721
Write what you want, fuck the sunshinefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690755
..... No, I'm not going to edit a story just so you can jerk off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690755
>Why doesn't everything cater to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690734
Its very small, the only income is the Centaur and dog show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690613
For the advancement of Mankind, I'd do it

once my parents have passed away and my brother is well landed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690734
HEY ESE I'M BREAKING INTO YOUR CAR!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, we have touched on MGC life here and there.
General consensus is there are good and bad areas.
Humans get a stipend for moving there, as well as free housing and basic supplies (welfare).

Well equipped police department
The good areas are well policed and quiet.
The bad areas are well , Detroit!
I think It would be out in the midwest somewhere like Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma,Texas area .
Plenty of farmland nearby, and warm enough for most MGs.
Perhaps there are 2 -3 more of them, say 1 up north for the colder climate ones , perhaps canuckstan?
One in Japan for the Japanese ones
And one in Europe, I see that one being small perhaps maybe being in Poland?

This is a quick summary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690721
It's not even about 'le happy end', MGPolice has been a shitposter in these threads for a while. One time he went on this long autistic RP with caplocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690784
>breaking into a car that i already stripped parts from.

Git gud son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690786
>living in MGC
>any year before the war

I'll just ask the ryuu templemaster if she minds giving me a corner on the floor in exchange for whatever service I can offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690790
This is after the war of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690786

Don't forget the large seedy underworld because of >>12687470

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690786
>Oklahoma and Texas
>Midwest

It's South/Southwest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690792
well, then like any war nowadays, there's an insurgency

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690788
That was simply a joke, and no where near the quality of shitposting we usually see here. Might as well be thankful it was easy to deduce as a joke, as well as being short

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690761
I can see you're very attached to your teenage-level "gritty and realistic" gore fantasies. I'm just saying, if you have to write about something stupid that no one will read you could at least have done smut and make some people happy. What you've written there is no better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690803
>Since you won't cater to me you must be an autistic edgelord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690798
Except it was completely unfunny and amused no one except yourself. This is how cancer behaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690795
If your city's census shows a 25% blindness rate, that's a good sign that there's Black Eye going around the neighborhood.

It's also a good sign that you need to get the fuck out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690803

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690805
>MGs tortured, killed, decapitated and stuffed
>not edgy

Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690809
I just figure worse things could've happened.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/UpjsZC3U

Like it or hate it, tried to deliver. Fuck you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690803
I have yet to see a grimdark setting be defucked in a story.

I mean grimdark can mean more than bloodthirst or war. But some people insist on making stories that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690810
>Implying they'd need to actually make drugs when something like 1/5th of all MGs already produce addictive chemicals naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690815
>I'm going to make sure to shit up this board.
>Because I know something worse could have shit it up.

Shitposter logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690814
Looks like you're going out of your way to find the edge. Look, it even ended on "fun stuff". It's sarcastic as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690819
What can I say? Some people just don't know when enough is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690814
>its like that stuff totally doesn't happen at all anywhere around the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690822
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. When will you dumbfucks learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690828
>writes a story that isn't smut
>"hurr durr, I can't fap so it's shitposting!!!"
fucking cretins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690828
>>12690805
Whelp, good or bad that story's here to stay gentlemen. Whether you think it's a tasteless edgefest or a welcome departure from the normal smut is up to you to determine, but I think you'll be seeing more of it later.
For better and worse, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690830
Do you remember the things we don't talk about here?

Futa, monster boys, scat, gore, etc. The issue isn't whether somthing is smut or not but that he wrote something fucking disgusting. Being a "le funny joke" doesn't excuse it.

Fucking newfag scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690828
>>12690803

>If it isn't smut it's shitposting

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690843
Is it really that bad? I have read worse reading the news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690837
Next time stick to the pastebin instead of shoving it in everyone's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690843
>since it doesn't cater to me I'll just censor it!

Fuck off. You can't criminalize something just because you didn't get hard off of it fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690843
It's a setting wherein there are beings that can launch fireballs, crush boulders, move at hypersonic speeds, shoot lightning, etc. Given that, gore and death is pretty unavoidable if there are ever fights. Hell, it's strange there isn't MORE gore as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690848
>less than 10 lines long
>"hurr durr, pastebin it!"
fools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690845
Nice strawman. Read >>12690843.

>>12690849
Futafags used this exact same rhetoric.

If many people find it disgusting you have no right to push it into other people's faces. Gore is an example of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690852
What he means to say is that it offends him and therefore he shouldn't need to look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690854
>If many people find it disgusting you have no right to push it into other people's faces. Gore is an example of that.

So you're going to hold the thread hostage by shitposting until it becomes a crime to post content you don't like?

You're even worse than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690816
I like it.
>ThorDemandsAnother.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690857

Kind of wish we had a tagging system in /mgt/ like there is for most other forms of text/video/graphic smut. Everyone could have their fetish, no one would have to read things they don't like, and no one could ever complain about anything other than having to take 2 more seconds to read the fetihs tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690859
>>12690857
>>12690854
That wasn't gore nor shitposting. You can call it tasteless but it wasn't gore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690699
>What MGC would be like IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if a foreign evil possessed and corrupted your waifu into a heartless demon?

Would you have the strength to stop her?
Would you have the knowhow to turn her back to normal without killing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690857
Well then, I'm sure you won't mind if I post my NTR futa scat.

You could just ignore it after all.

>>12690859
>I'm the only one who doesn't like gore

No, really. Listen to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what'd be really tragic?

Wurms accidentally strangling their lovers without realizing how strong they are.

Can you imagine being the paramedic trying to get a crying wurm to let go of the body before rigor mortis sets in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690870
>>I'm the only one who doesn't like gore

>No, really. Listen to yourself.

You're the only one posting against it while several posters are telling you to let it go. Can you even afford a mirror to see how ridiculous you're being?

[Anonymous No.]

I know you faggots are victims of ebic trells so i come bearing a gift.

cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm


Remember if it reads like bait then it probably is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690875
Wasn't there a story about that earlier? Had a detective.= and read like noir kind of.

[MGParamedic No.]

>>12690875
I don't have to imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690875
>trying to get a crying wurm to let go of the body before rigor mortis sets in
That'd be a terrible experience for all parties involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690881
Could you stop with the namefagging? You're just being obnoxious now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690862

That's not a bad idea. Would anyone be violently opposed -- wait, of course they would, this is 4chan.

Would any *significant* number be violently opposed to allowing the normally "forbidden" topics in /mgt/ stories so long as they were tagged and spoilered properly? Or is taking the extra 3 seconds to glimpse at the top line of tags really too much to ask of reactionaries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690854
>strawman

>if you have to write about something stupid that no one will read you could at least have done smut and make some people happy

Just get out you baby.

>muh gore
>muh feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690875
>Distraught by the consequences of her actions, she went to a place far away from human life, and dug herself a cave where she would live the rest of her days in solitude
>That's why they call this cave The Dragon's Maw
>Some say that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of the Wurm weeping, to this very day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690887
Do remember the shitstorms we had over people simply mentioning "forbidden" topics?

Just keep it to the pastebin, it's not so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690866
My fuking gods man is that the only pic you own, I have seen her posted 10 times in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690896
I mean, you know...I have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690870
>The answer to shitposting-
>Is more shitposting!

Oh wait, 4chan, right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690893
Problem is that many brief greentexts are only a paragraph long, or even only a few lines. It's a bit absurd to require pastebin and links for those.

Tagging + spoilering is fair to everyone, not just those who only enjoy vanilla/mainstream MG themes. It only takes a few more seconds for authors and readers alike to properly use, as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690900
You clearly didn't understand the point of that example, did you.

"Just ignore it" isn't a valid argument, it was a reductio ad absurdum. That was never a serious proposal to post futa.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Janet when you need her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690899
I've got a fever. And the only cure is posting desert girls.
Somebody put me out of my misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690677
>>12690687

>The news spread like wildfire from servant's whispers in the castle
>Strangers, a new enemy from beyond any known land
>The captain of the guard herself locked in the dungeons, gone mad, screaming about dead men; her knights mysteriously vanished from their posts
>Illusions
>Deceptions
>Mirages
>Lies
>It had to be
>The gamekeeper had lived her whole life in the forest. She'd seen many strange things but she couldn't believe what people said happened in the forest, HER forest
>The hind heard the unearthly echoes of war thunderbolts that day, but without the light or crackling that came with casting them
>Only they came too fast for any sorceress or thunderbird
>She sent the guards there herself. She's there to look after the game, not run off interlopers leagues out of her paygrade
>She walks now in the direction of the sounds that day, hooves clopping on the hard dirt trail
>She'll find out the truth of things
>A golden glimmer catches the light and she stoops to pick it up, a hollow cylinder, polished and smelling of something burnt
>Symbols are stamped on the back, obviously foreign
>She pockets it and continues on until the faint scent of decay invades her delicate nostrils, following it to the source
>A large mound of freshly turned earth in the middle of a clearing
>A grave
>She reaches back to her pack, past the well-worn axe to her spade
>You've come this far old girl, you really want to know the truth or not?
>She suspects already even as her shovel bites into the soft dirt
>Trespassers would never have been buried, they would've been burned.
>A silent sweaty hour in the hot sun later and the doe confirms it.
>She can barely look at one before she starts to cover it all up again, tears streaming down her face
>The mound is so big, there's got to be so many inside
>It's all true
>She lays a daisy on the earth and whispers a prayer
>In the silence her ears pick up something moving in the grass behind her, and she knows she's not alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690891
>decades pass, the weeping disappears and slowly cave explorers become interested in mapping out the new cave formation
>It stretches and twists as well as diverting into several dozen paths. Weeks turn into months as mapping the entire cave becomes a group activity
>several hundred meters deep they come across the final chamber of the cave. A giant dome with a garden of statues dotting the ground
>All of them are of the same nondescript average guy. He's doing everything ranging from smiling to holding a sword and fighting against invisible dragons
>In the center of the dome they discovered the dried skeleton of some type of lamia. Large skeletal claws mangled from constantly working the stone.
>She's still nestling the carved head of one of the statues in her arms as if it were a precious thing .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690927
You have my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690908
And you clearly missed the more overarching point of "You're still shitposting".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690931
This hurts. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690931
I don't need it.
I DON'T NEED IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690927
>The hind heard the unearthly echoes of war thunderbolts that day, but without the light or crackling that came with casting them
>The hind
>hind
Yes, oh boy yes she sure did hear the echoes of war

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690916
Drunkenly singing sea shanties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690941

>Mi-24 combined with an A-10
need this. I need this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690941
I thought hinds were helicopters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690952
they are. This was the only pic I had on hand resembling a hind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690941
The biggest mechanical abomination i have ever seen. It looks like a fucking ork made it.

Il take ten please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690957

I've got you covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690957

Why? That's like having only one cheshire picture and it being a futacat.

>>12690958
Enjoy your aerodynmaically unstable airframe and horrid center of mass.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the biggest insult to call a monster?

Dyke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690961

>implying it wouldn't be perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
Gaping V?

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine that the construction of MGC was especially tricky. But it would have been a nice challenge for people to build.
All the doors need to be HUGE to allow even the bulkiest of MGs through.
Ceilings very high up, each floor of a building would be taller than outside of MGC.
Elevators would be beefed up by tons to handle heavier loads.
Infrastructure to guide flying MGs through the city without crashing into each other, like stop lights with perches and the like. Having them fly in three dimensions in an orderly fashion would be another task altogether.
Roads would need to be made larger to allow the larger vehicles of some MGs to move around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
Kissless virgin. It would even bite for unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
A friend. Or a heretical abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
Yeah, that. Also

"Fatherfucker"
"Cuntlicker"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
Infertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
Probably sexually impotent. Except for the Japanese. Being called a fish (woman who just lays there) is apparently some sort of compliment?

>>12690971
One of the MGE articles said that incest is legit, so it wouldn't really bother most, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690972
Echidnas would kill you for that.
They'd need their Ushi-Oni friends to hold them back saying "It's not worth it, it's not worth it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
Barren womb.

>>12690971
What's wrong with fucking your father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690970
Scratch that calling them a "good friend" would break bonnet tippers.

Doing the inquisitor act would be a one way trip to struggle cuddle town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
How has no one mentioned old?

Yes, yes, I understand CC is popular. But lets be honest, age is the one (almost) universal weakspot for all single women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
Dick shrinker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690982
Because MGs don't age like human women do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690982
>Calling an MG an old hag
Say it to her face, anon. Say it to her face.
No, but seriously, don't. Your life is worth more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>One late night, little Timmy was browsing /mgt/ and came upon other anons making up insults for monsters
>"Oh man, these are great, I'll use them on that Oni bully, this will show her for taking my lunch money!"


Poor little Timmy never recovered

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690987
Like actual age has anything to do with it. Women can age at various rates, get wrinkled pretty young, etc. But the perception of being old is almost universally despised regardless of any factual basis on how aging works.

I still say that being called old (or at least old looking) is the ultimate insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690990
I wish I didn't have to say this, given the circumstance that little Timmy was being bullied, but...

That boy should've known better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
A widow in training.

That would break a kitsunes heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690947
Is this new?

Also I'd let her touch me in weird places.
Not my anus, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690993
All he did was call her mother a alcoholic rapist cunt.

Now he can never walk again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690964
alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690991

It's also a universal insult in that getting a man is the ultimate goal for MGs. So being relatively old and still not having one means they're terribly unskilled (for hunter-type MGs) or terribly unappealing (for seduction-type MGs). An insult no matter which one it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690927
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690927
I'm unsure what is going on.

The first post is a DragonGirl and her retinue discovering that they have killed a bunch of men, much to their horror

This story, Is it in the perspective of a DeerGirl or the Dragon? I understood the gun reference, but who's graves are being dug up? Is the 'gamekeeper' finding out about human on human genocide? Or is the Dragon getting her shit #rekt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691004
I thought she found the soldiers killed in part 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690968
Gosh it'd be soooooo expensive to build/operate there.

Just imagine the amount of food consumed? Especially with a exponentially growing population? You'd need a car to get from one side of the city to the next, world record breaking plumbing, a massive water source, power, etc.

This would be an awesome project

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690999
What he should've done was got a bag of soy beans.
But no throw them at her by the handful. It's messy, Oni's especially don't like soybeans, and also you'll run out of ammo quickly, and you don't want that.
Instead, throw one soybean at her every time she does something unfavorable. She'll soon associate the idea of bullying you with the feeling of being pelted with soybeans one my one. Kind of like the Chinese water torture trick.

Only do it when she acts up. And then reward her with melon bread when she starts being nice to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691009
Actually I see a lot of rapid transit, railways, streetcars , buses.
Specially built vehicles for legless MGs
Yes MGC would be a sprawling city spread over a large area

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691007

This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691012
Time for a Sim City mod

[Anonymous No.]

Since it was assumed the 'convergence' or whatever you call it happens, perhaps the city would be something rebuilt on the remains of an older one, and as such they would build specifically for certain types of MGs and over time adopt building codes that permit most types.
I can see a lot of planning going on, and the city constantly being reworked/rebuilt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691020
Perhaps something like a china town for certain MGs at first, only say Foxtown as they slowly start mixing together. Human zones may also be a possibility , not exclusively human, but human oriented.
Yes there is a lot of ideas about the formation of MGC that could be done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691030
Foxgirls, catgirls, bunnygitlrls and probably 10% monstergirls would spread like a plague.

Sirens and mermaids would be popular since those are babby tier monstergirls for normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691035
Probably the sexual predator ones would grow fastest. Take whatever the normal rape figures are for any city and... let's say, triple them? (to account for MG superpowers + male false security).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691035
This would require water areas, perhaps a Venice type area for them and some canals for them to move in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691035
>aquatic MGs
Shit, this city is going to either need a massive river running through it, or have a beach/water front

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691041
Or be Venice. Rivers on literally every street. They might have to add smaller offshoots from the canals that lead into stores and such though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691035
I like this canon. Where MGs like Slimes, Wererabbits and P'Orcs are goddamn everywhere, but you can beat them in a fight easily.

But things like Dragons, Vampires and Ushi-Oni would wreck your shit, but are thankfully rare enough that they're not a problem. Unless you live in one of those villages that has to pay tribute to one of the fore-mentioned Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691039
Makes you think how mankind would co evolved with monsters.

Only the fastest, strongest,cunning humans would reproduce while normal dumb men would get snatched up.

Give it a couple of centuries and a outsider would think humanity went under a eugenics program.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets say MGC was created to be a 'test' to see if humans and MGs could live together, yet ended up becoming permanent.

Perhaps some will be set up like "living with'
where you are matched up with an MG, the rest are free to pick whom they like.

The city would constantly grow as MGs are encouraged to move there. not forced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691043
But then where would the cars, buses, and subways go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691044
Nigga good luck to you if a rabbitgirl leaps up and uses her weight to give her kick more force.


Gotta account for abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

So now you have:
'venice' area with aquatic MGs
General areas with the 10-40% groupings
Special areas for the massive beasties.

A law zone and an unofficial 'free' zone, but I see MGC being very efficient like uhh Appleseed.
Minus the andrios and crazy humans admin ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691055
True, but I reckon Rabbit Girls aren't too bright and smaller than the average Human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691053
Not him but you'd just replace them with ferries. That being said, aquatics would never have a main city built like that which they shared with all the other monstergirls. You'd either have a full aquatic city (unlikely since they don't have much of a native infrastructure to their civilization) or the mermaids and stuff would just live by the docks and marinas and the guys married to them would live in boathouses and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690947
>TFW hope Bob to write some Kraken so we can get Less to draw more Kraken

I love Kraken and it's the only girl Less will draw in Femdom situations. Got fucking burnt when Less drew Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691053
It would be a part of the city, not the whole city, canals can be built so they can get around some more.


New this year the 2037 Lorelei sport car for Mermaids!

this 387 HP beauty is ready for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691063
Depends on the setting.

The rabbit women fron that gate manga were more like watership down mixed with germanic tribes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691065
>Replace everything with ferries
What about medical emergencies? On top of that, you were late to work because you couldn't row fast enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691065
I've had this as a head canon too.

Aquatic MGs have their own schools and other facilities in an underwater section of MGC.

Schools would be attended by Shark Girls, Mermaids, Kraken and so on. With the rare man attending by wearing a Merrow's hat or something. Not gonna lie though, having a hat that stupid would get you bullied by the Shark Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691070
Whynot use a cablecar system that directly leads to the hospitalbor emergency center?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691070
No reason cars couldn't be replaced with motorboats (speedboats). Roughly the same size and capacity, similar mechanical complexity. Although unless you're in a major urban center, you probably don't "need" motorized transport within the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691069
Clearly we're talking MGE rabbitgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691045

So basically all of us here are fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691070
>What about medical emergencies? On top of that, you were late to work because you couldn't row fast enough.

Medivac copter just like modern emergencies. You think an ambulance can get anywhere in rush hour traffic? And ferries are all motorized in the modern world. Most of them are built to haul cars after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691079
That is our objective right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691077
If we're talking MGE, everything would be OP and humanity would be doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691075
>>12691070
>>12691079
>>12691080


So, MGC will have a small area set up like Venice for the aquatics to live,

Before you guys go too deep on this, read on Venice medical/fire rescue. amazing stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691081

Absolutely. The only question is, by what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691082

Assuming pre-modern contact, MGE would be the rulers and humans second-class citizens if not slaves. Women were subservient to men, the main difference just being strength. How much more if the difference was superpowers, magic, immortality, etc? We all know what happened to Africa and Asia when they met with the "magic-like" technological supremacy of Europe. Colonies, slaves, and workshops.

Any nations that treat men as more than slaves would likely do so more out of benevolence or liberal rights movements than any actual political necessity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691087
Probably mousegirls or vermin.

Monstergirls that swarm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691082
Anything that isn't a dragon, sandworm, lilim, or Ushi could be faced by a man. Everything else, learn magic. But you wouldn't actually use magic, right anon? You aren't CASUL, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

I can see having a pool in the back yard and in the house for a Lara wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691086
>So, MGC will have a small area set up like Venice for the aquatics to live,

Nah. MGC is built on the ruins of Detroit. This is stuff about what a city that catered to aquatics would be like. And considering they natively don't even live in houses in their home environment, there's really no way in hell anybody would spend all the money on that infrastructure. They'd more live anywhere that naturally had water people, like fishing towns and lakes, marinas, coastal and swamp towns and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690970
Looks like Justin Timberlake.

[Anonymous No.]

We are the last men of medicine, who this city wants to take down. They will bleed us dry, unless we do unto them what they did to ours. If they want us, we'll come. With syringe and scalpel we answer the call, to cure their condition until they are human once again. On this oath we swear to heal this city, of the plague of abomination:

Nil nocere homini. Corrige impurim.

Trust us, for we are Doctors.

http://i.imgur.com/x8Ty5UH.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691095
>Learn Magic
Can I cast lead?

[Anonymous No.]

So, I'm playing FFXIV, and there's something I think that would make an interesting hypothetical for /mgg/.

>Be fucking Alchemist Extraordinaire
>Master of goddamn national Guild.
>Everybody loves you, thinks you're a cool guy.
>Have catgirl waifu
>Life is good.
>Dragon comes up and wrecks everybody's shit.
>Waifu a ded
>Throw yourself into Alchemical research and experiments.
>Forsake friends, family and loved ones.
>Fuck Guildmaster duties.
>Spend all your time, 24/7, researching and experimenting to revive your waifu.

Would you do it, anons? Would you let your life rot away in the pursuit of such magnificent elixirs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691095
No, my go to plan is to wrestle MGs. Getting into awkward positions and making hot, sweaty, body contact.

I'll try my best to conquer a tribe of P'Orcs by wrestling the alpha P'Orc or P'Orc chieftain and have them as my private army and servants. If that fails I become the tribe bicycle. Everything or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691106
>Medical themed Paladins butchering surgeries on MGs, either killing them, mentally/physically impairing them, or just sterilizing them

That's fucked up, but that's a smart and gritty fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691093

Despite spending most of my time on 4chan, I'm confident the army has given me the ability to fend off weaker and swarm MG's. As for the stronger ones, I'll just hope I can outsmart them long enough to find myself a waifu. Because ultimately I believe best safety against getting raped by your less favoured MG's is to find yourself a monstergirl that you at least find more preferable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691115
Have you had your check-up today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691095
I would probably use exaustion and apathy magic.

Turn every single agressuve fucker i meet into a neet. That is the true way to world peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691107
Better cast sleep, if you get what I mean. What kind of man would just wantonly kill innocent MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691110
If the rules of FF are in place, then no, the dead should rest. We'll see each other again someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691120
>If they get captured, they try to eat a lethal dose of painkiller they legally acquired with their medical license.
>>12691119
You Army? US? What MOS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691121
>Every mg on MGC becomes a neet

The city dies in two years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691098

Not necessarily. Like actual cities, the higher the density, the more expensive it is to live there. Land OR sea. But what lets cities thrive despite the illogical nature of its higher living costs is that it brings highly-sought-after talents all together in one convenient place.

So besides your standard intellectual talents (artists, engineers, lawyers, etc) it would also be viable to have special areas for other aquatic MG-only trades. Maybe ship maintenance without drydocks, or underwater farming and mining, underwater oil drilling, research, search-and-rescue, etc.

Basically any task that would require full-time scuba staff (and normally be cost-ineffective to do) could be delegated to underwater types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691110
They say that love can drive a man insane. And judging by the many fantasy stories I've read of a man doing everything he could, locking himself in his own laboratory to revive his wife, cutting off any contact with the outside world, just so he could hold her hand one last time and tell her that he loves her before doing the wise thing and sending her back to being dead, I've learned one thing
No good comes from reviving those who die. Only heartbreak awaits the fools who doubt the rules of nature. The dead belong dead, moving on with their lives. Awakening those who are put to rest is desecration of a grave. T'is why the saying goes: Rest in peace.
We will see each other some day, but in another life. But for now, we move on with a spunk in out step, knowing that out there, someone waits for us on the other side

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691129
For a few hours man. Im no monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691127

Canadian Forces Signaler. So not exactly tough shit since I'm a non-combat trade. To make it worse, I'm also only a Reservist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691130
Shit you could also start Underwater Mining operations with all the water types. Get a refinery on the dry side to boot, maybe even a foundry, get a whole indigenous economy rolling from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691142
Rapeture becomes a reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691139
Eh. Your still trained. You should do fine. Reservists are still part of the fight

Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691146

Please don't, I honestly haven't done anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691144
The Water MGs/Husbandos provide raw materials from the "Wet City" to the ''Dry City" to refine and process into goods for both "Wet" and "Dry" parts of the city. It'd be perfect

Only problem would be preventing a Tanuki Monopoly/Trust on the industries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691144
>>... a city where shotacon and lolicon would not fear the censor, where the succubi need not be bound by petty morality, where great would not be constrained by the small!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691093
>Be a humble villager in a small village.
>Your son comes to you with the pail of water you got him to fetch.
>You smile and rub his head.
>All of a sudden, ripples form in the water pail.
>You frown as it splashes too and fro, seemingly by itself.
>You then feel the ground shake a little.
>You hear a scream and you turn to the northern hills, your mouth hangs open in a noiseless scream.
>Wererabbits, hundreds of them, descending down the slopes.
>This isn't right, it's not their breeding season yet.
>You yell at your son to get inside.
>You grab what planks you have lying around and begin barricading.
>Just as you hit the last nail, the screams and panic giving haste to your hammering, there's a loud 'WHUMP' at the door.
>Several others follow. You can hear the word: "Husband" being yelled out by multiple, girlish voices.
>Your door starts buckling and your son goes to the window to look out, out of curiosity.
>You yell at him to come back, but you're too late.
>The window bursts open and they grab him.
>You rush and grab his legs as he's halfway out the window.
>He screams a scream that will echo in your very being until you die.
>You hold on for as long as you can, but they're simply too strong.
>Your grip slips and he's pulled away.
>The rabbit girls hastily escape with their prize before you can retaliate. You run out after them, but they're already pulling out.
>"MY BOY!" You yell "MY SON!"

Such is village life in an MG setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691150
Make it company owned industry.
only workers and bosses within those companies decide on what to do.

Sort of like car shops and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691150
But the physical administrative divide between the two "Sides" would also completely sever the cities in the first place.

They may have to be separate cities altogether because thinkit: How is a Jinko Mine Worker safety inspector going to inspect an Extensive underwater mine in a timely fashion and not mysteriously die due to a "freak diving accident" upon reaching some of the deeper sectors of the mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691144
"Is not a man entitled to the seed of his loins?"

"'No!' says the Lillith of the Demon World, it belongs to me!"
"'No!' says the human supremacist, it belongs to humankind!"
"No!' says the priest, it belongs in wedlock!"

"I rejected those answers..."

>>12691159
The same way you had the mine in the first place. Get an underwater MG to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691142
>>12691150
There's no good underwater mining except gold dredging of alluvial fans off the coast of West Africa.

Oil isn't helped either because it's all subsurface geophysics.

The only thing underwater types would be useful for is underwater welding, salvage and ship maintenance because you could hire mermaids like Mexicans for day labor in the Home Depot parking lot instead of needing all the training that goes with scuba. And that only works at fairly shallow depths. Hard suit human divers would still be needed in the deep off the edge of the shelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691164

Not sure you taking economics into account. Even relatively low-value resources become economical to mine when you don't need super-deep pressure rigs, scuba-trained staff to get at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691164
Thats why you use deep sea krakens man. There fucking huge could get rid of costs for production too since multiple appendages. They can also move heavier objects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691152
>Samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691164
could scyllia and strong Shark girls do deep see work as well? Maybe even a few Angler Girls and Giant Squid Girls. But how do we get them husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691164

>Mermaids all gathered at the end of a dock
>"Okay I need two pipe welders, and five on barnacle duty."
>"Girl who lays the most pipe gets a date with my son."
>"Any takers?"

[Turt No.]

>>12685660
"Thou dares to usher me challenge?"
>shed glorious armour of the sun.
>don towel with honourable crest of the sun.
>draw foam sword and shield
"Allow me entrance at once or suffer a raid vile wenches!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691176
It takes upwards of thousands of hours and hundreds of thousands of dollars to raise your first-world kid.

I'd see it more as a gameshow-type prize if they're even given away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691176
>And then his son went on a date with a mermaid version of Rosie the Riveter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691177
That actually seems like fun for all parties involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691152
Shotas seem to have a very low chance of remaining a virgin for long.

It's almost like they are trying to get raped at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691169
>>12691170

You boys don't know geology. All the good minerals are on the granitic continents which "float" on the aesthenosphere. The ocean floor is just plain old calcic basaltic with nothing of value. The sediment basin infill from the continent is what gives you the traps for conversion of ocean organics to hydrocarbons as they pile up and make the basin sink and heat due to the weight.

Even that gold mining is relatively shallow water that just happens to be runoff from the continent. Metals are in mountains. That's just how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691184

Nah, it's just /ss/-fags writing a lot. Realistically there's no reason that there wouldn't be the same social movements to move male age of consent back just as there was with girls in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691183

Such is the nature of a true warrior of the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691184
Usually only the ones born into wealth or royalty avoid it.

That or the smart ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691180

It's just a date, man. Nobody said marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691186
I only suggested the kraken for underwater citybuilding purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691181
>Musclemaid underwater welders
I would a drydockfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691192
>Implying that men don't easily perma-imprint on KC-style MGs.
>Implying most MGs wouldn't be super-slutty on a first date to "capture" a guy ASAP, basically resulting in marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691198

These are mermaids, not onis or manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691196
You can if you start working at that seaside 'boy-house'. MGs come in looking for D after spending days and weeks at sea.

I hear you can make good tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691186
What about near underwater volcanoes, like the one that make islands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691202
Yeah, I don't think having pimps that basically have superpowers would result in a fair cut or being treated well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691205
You're just jealous that you're not Big Tammy's bottom bitch and that I am.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyms for working out in MGC would be rather odd. Think like Polt's place, but with gear for the HEAVY lifting MGs that could throw cars around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691213
Swole Onis being swole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691213
>All those Oni's and Mino's bench-pressing over 2000lb, sweat dripping off their toned abs and firm muscles
>And here you are, barely going over 100
Man, bullying must be rampant in the gyms.

[Anonymous No.]

So while I was minding my own business as I rest in the driver seat of my truck in the sun,something rather odd happened to me.

Someone in a cloak like what a neckbeard wears,reached through the lowered window and punched me in the face really hard. The punch put me in a daze.

The person dropped an envelope on my lap that gives me directions to "the church of the smug".

What could it ever mean? I just don't want to show up to some random place and get raped by a hobo or nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691219
Well, you could always go join that bunny girl in the corner. You're lifting about the same weight as her anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691219
God help you if they catch you mirin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691204
Those are just thin spots in the crust with deep basaltic magma chemistries. That's why there's nothing in Hawaii or the Solomon's or the Galapagos. Any magma or xenoliths that come from the deep earth got jack shit but olivine and Ca-Fe feldspar. Just look at Killborne hole or any similar structure that's punched completely through a continent from the mantle.

The only exceptions are the ones that form under continental crust like pretty much anything in the Mediterranean because that's the Eurasian plate under there, not. But ryolitic volcanoes tend to actually explode like Santorini or Mt. St. Helens or Pompeii at best. And you need long slow cooling (on the order of hundreds of thousands of years) for proper differentiation of the magma so volcanic anything except for a few oddballs like Italian sulfur is completely useless. Good soil though.

Good metal deposits are like good barbeque, cooked low and slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691219
Nah... that would be like guys bullying women for being able to lift less. It'd probably be more, "Here, let me spot you. And totally not stare at your crotch."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691219
>Man, bullying must be rampant in the gyms.
I'd want to see some of those Crunch Fitness or another "not a gym" gym commercials in MGC.
>Bigass minotaur, nose ring and all walks up to a poor little cyclops doing curls.
>"You tryin' a lift?"
>"Y-yes?"
>"Gotta lift big to get big. Try this."
>The minotaur casually tosses another bar at the cyclops with one hand
>She falls flat on her back and is clearly trapped under the bar
>The minotaur leans against a mirror chewing a gigantic protein bar
>"Ass to grass is for squats, bruh."
>A tiny "help" can barely be heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691216
>>12691219
>Anon doing his squats, struggling to do 5 reps of 180lbs
>Oni and her Ushi Oni friend are giggling at you.
>Oni is clearly trying to show you up, racks another 2000 lbs on each side of her deadlift bar
>Damn that's fucking 10k total
>Oh shit she's going to do a straight leg dead lift
>As she rises, you can see her face turning redder than her skin
>She shrieks, drops the weight and falls back
>She's tearing up as she tryies not to hyperventilate
>Her Ushi friend has no idea how to help
Can you help her Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691230
>Implying there wouldn't be a bunch of jock Ushi Oni, Mino, and Oni that hang out at the gym lifting all day everyday and bullying the weak males that can't even lift a pop can
>Implying they wouldn't gather around a man who thinks he's the toughest shit, taughting him and watching as he squirms to lift a bar up, just to burt out laughing when he drops it
No, they would bully you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691230
But I'm pretty sure no one here has been to a gym. So don't shatter their dreams of femdom fantasy, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691115
What we are is the cure for ailing men; to he whose pelvis no longer bears weight, to he whose loins were long spent. Yet our call, most dire, is to that of the plight of women, overcome with a plague most insidious. To believe themselves well, blinded from their abhorrent form.

We do what none will for the betterment of mankind, and treat the disease (no matter how severe) as the best we can. Know that for each lost on the table, in death, they shall serve for the greater good.

Know too that we are among the crowd, observing this contagion as our fight continues. For this is one task no lone hospital will complete. We will too make house calls as we see fit, and be sure to watch for our ambulances on every street.

Ave medicum.

http://i.imgur.com/YwO5Lcb.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691239
>But I'm pretty sure no one here has been to a gym.

Weightlifting was required in my school if you didn't pick a sport. I also took it as one of my sports electives in undergrad. I rather like school gyms more than commercial ones. There's a lot less "gym culture" if you know what I mean.

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>>12691238

I imagine it to be more analgous to how guys can act around women. Maybe trying to subtly work nearby and lift extra large amounts to show-off, offering to spot to start-up a conversation, maybe sneaking a glance at you. Only if they're a complete asshole would they pull the "weak human" card.

Plus, it's not like gyms would tolerate it. Bullying is bad for business since it drives away customers to other establishments.

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>>12691240
How deep does it go? Is that sweet pediatrician in town and the multimillionaire plastic surgeon in the big city connected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691247
We are among you. Know this and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691247
>http://i.imgur.com/YwO5Lcb.png

It's a nice idea, but any terrorist organization that requires 10+ years of training to enter isn't going to get many members. Particularly since spending many years in higher academia tenders to foster the non-fanatical/aggressive personalities that radicalism requires.

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>>12691239
Anon, we could all be spiders for all you know.
>>12691251
This spook is not good for my hypertension
>>12691252
It could work by going after those in financial/familial/emotional desperation, finding those at their weakest state, and warping their perceptions to direct their talents in malicious ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691252
Who is to say being licensed is a requirement among our kind? A scalpel is just as sharp in an unskilled hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691256
>Anon, we could all be spiders for all you know.

You mean there's anons here, right now, that aren't Ushi Onis?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ushi-Onis with Australian accents

Consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691265
Ye-NO!
There can't be anyone here that isn't an Ushi-Oni!
So, how about that rape? Don't you just love sex through the wall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691265
I'm a skeleton encased in regenerative biofuel. Fucking spiders thinking they're the only ones here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691268
>through the wall!

Anon, we all know the floor is the only acceptable thing to break through.

You're not not an Ushi, are you?

>>12691269
Lich pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691269
>I'm a skeleton encased in regenerative biofuel

>Glob Herman in muh /mgt/
On a scale of yes to no, FUCK YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691271
Right, right, that was a joke! Ahahahaha!
I'll just go and do Ushi-Oni stuff in my cave now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691265
>>12691271

Fuck off RP fags.

Everyone knows Ushi-Oni claws are too big for keyboards. Anyone who RPs is probably a shitty undead-tier monster

[Anonymous No.]

A HB sits in an old fashioned type of doctors office and in walks a dragon doctor (cleric/healer)
She looks at him and asks 'HIV mmn'

She performs an elaborate magical ritual and then looks at him and says "Wait here, I will get you your treatment'

She goes out and then comes back 5 minutes later with a rather large vial and hands it to him.
"I need you to put your penis in here 3 times a day for a week" she says " This will cure you"

She sends him on his way.

The nurse looks at her and asks "You cured him with your magic, what was with the vial?"

The dragon grins and says "oh, you know how it is, if they think the cure is easy, they won't think twice about going out and getting it again, right?"

The nurse nods slowly

"The vial is just water with some special hot sauce mixed in, should burn like no tomorrow, but that will teach him to think.before he has sex again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691277

> Implying big meaty claws don't have special keyboards

[Anonymous No.]

"And over here was have special keyboards for the larger Mg hands , this one is a favorite, designed for Wurms and is quite popular, try it out, notice the shape allows for the clawtips to move with ease..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691293
Do they make one for Wyverns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691297

Titanium Mechanical Keyboards come in various sizes for different MGs.

But they aren't water-proof, so too bad for you if you're CryingWyvren-fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691297
"Why of course we do, and get this, unbreakable too, so you never have to worry about the little lady crying, its set up to allow the hunt and peck style of typing they do, I am certain she will like it.This one is higher end and it goes for around ¤49,99 and we can throw in a 1 year warranty , you know, just in case."

[Anonymous No.]

"We also offer the optical display keyboard as well, that way there is no need for an actual keyboard.
Notice how it displays a keyboard onto the surface.

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>>12691300

I get the feeling that a lot of the muscle-type MGs would end up being much poorer since they need much stronger versions (titanium, steel) of stuff like furniture. That would lead to stereotypes of them being dumb and poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691309
Or they could control their strenght?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691309
Union wages + Muscle girl MG
I am sure money won't really be a problem for them.

"Frick, I gotta cut back on drinking or get a new couch!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691314
>"Frick, I gotta cut back on drinking or I wont be able to get a new couch!"


Fixed, sorry, no idea how a part was cut out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/9wiC0m6Z

Have this before I take my leave.

Ave Medicum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691309

Nah. Steel garbage is cheap anyway. Now quality oversized stylish wooden and custom made furniture would be pricey. Isn't that how centaur mom makes her living in Vengeance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691313

Maybe, but if they're analogous to humans, they'll have lots of problems controlling their strength during puberty, and also when they're very emotional or not level-headed. And god knows what any kids would do running around or roughousing.

Particularly since strong/predator type MGs tend to be more aggressive and less cool-headed than other types. I imagine they'd have esspecially high insurance rates for furniture and housing.

[Anonymous No.]

Word gets out amongst the Muscle MGs that if you don't drink you can build even more muscle mass.

Suddenly lots of Oni are having DTs , and withdrawal problems.

Wonder what asshole would start a rumor like that.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691320
Hm true if all else fails they could make furniture from junked cars.

Now imagine those monsterwoman become greasers and car enthusiasts after learning the joys of restoring cars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691324
"Yo, You Like it?"
She rolls up in a massive old Cadillac with the monster fins on the back.

"I fixed this baby up from junk, and got him purring like a kitten" she says proudly " Hop in, lets go for a spin!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691327
It really is a monster truck now with her riding on it and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691327

My grandad had one of those he bought when it was brand-spanking new. Always wanted one. But then I always loved the monster engine brick cars. My first car was a 1980 Lebaron in pretty much mint shape.

>>12691330
>Sweet 50's caddy
>truck
Shamfur dispray

[Anonymous No.]

Rat bikes built around automobile engines.

Biker Onis become a new thing.
They are so road polite it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691330
>>12691330
Truck?

No, the Wurm has a truck
she calls it the Green Dragon

"M is for monster truck , Vrooom! Vroom!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691342
>"B is for BERSERCAR BARRAGE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691324
If people catch wind that they make scrap/recycled furniture, it'll only added to the stereotype of them being poor, like hillbilleys or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691332
I know im wrong i just couldnt ressist.

I wonder if a vamp would recreate the dragula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691347
Or sanfran hipsters since all they use and spew is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691347
They would fucking love hillbillies.
>Men that love being outside
>Make their own liquor
>Passionate
>Poorly educated and easily roped into being house husbands

[Anonymous No.]

I am sure there will be a niche market for them, but than as I think about it, you know those massive fat asses you see, I am pretty certain they weigh more than most MGs and they can still use human furniture, albeit not all of it . so it might just be a matter of picking the right kind of furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691352
Ork like vehicles and tractors as far as the eye can see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691352
You forgot to add:
>Used to abusive relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691357
Now thats just considered foreplay now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691347
You are now imagining the movie Deliverance but with strong-type MGs.


"Now let's you just drop them pants." The Ushi-Oni in cover-alls grins at the man trapped between her and the cliff-face. Behind her stands her friend, an Ogre.

"Drop?" He asks.

"Just take them right off." The Ushi-Oni takes a large step forward, causing the man to raise his arms in fear.

"I-I m-mean, what's this all about?" He asks as he hurriedly strips.

"Don't say anything, just do it boy..." The Ogre nearby crosses her arms.

"...and them panties, take 'em off." The Ushi-Oni adds.

After stripping down to just his underwear, the Ushi-Oni lunges forward, causing the man to try and scramble up the hill in fear. He only gets a few feet before he's knocked back down by a few swift slaps to his bottom by the Ushi-Oni's claw. She then sits on top of him, pinning him on his back.

"Looks like we got us a piggy here. I bet you can squeal like a piggy, too. C'mon boy, squeal now!" She grabs him by the hair and yanks down his underwear. The boy begins sobbing and making squeals...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691357
Now that just being stereotypical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691355
Mad max vehicles for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691357
>My wife is such a sweetheart. She only slaps me when I step out of line
>Momma used to hit me with a fryin' pan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691364
This man knows the rednecks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691364
"Boy, whars mah food?"
"It's on the damn table bitch!"
"What did you just say?!"
"Fer gawds sakes BITCH , ON THE TABLE"
"OH, I found it"
"Dumbass"
Smack
"Don't ever call me a dumbass again boy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691375
I bet they had a shotgun wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

Forgive me for what I am about to write
Imagine if you can
Oni bowling teams

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691383
Will it have crying bowling alley owners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691383
So The Big Lebowski, but with Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691383
Itvwill be like battletoads breaking through walls but with balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691386
Two words
beer sales

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691390
And what of the damages from bowling balls making holes in tha walls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691388
>>12691383
You see what happens Lara, when you find an alp in the Alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691383
>>12691388

>Play against a human team
>Oni goes over the line when she racks up the final roll of her Turkey
>Old paladin gets miffed
>Your toe went over the line
>Pulls out his smite stick "DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT THE RULES?"
>The wizard in the bathrobe is just like "chill man"

[Anonymous No.]

Strict rules exist for bowling
I am guessing they do obey rules .
if the ball leaves the lane, the shot is lost
If the pin breaks the tally is reduced
they have to master bowling without damaging anything

true skill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691401
>Eight year olds, Dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691353
Well, fatasses often don't have issues controlling strength since they don't have any. It's just a matter of sitting down slowly. The same can't be said of MG and MG children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691410
Actually they do have strength, just not much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691410
OK, can a fat ass even sit down slowly?
laws of physics here, can their bodies even support that weight to permit slow downwards placement?
I thought fat asses just plopped into furniture .
the one I have had the displeasure of seeing seemed to have trouble even standing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691423
Actually, don't answer that , hopefully janet will remove that, lets get back to MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691420
The same, in practice.

>>12691423
It's a controlled plop. Imagine what you look like after a long day standing when you finally get to sit down.

This is why you don't overfeed your p'orc or at least slim them down with plenty of dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691420

Considering they're literally walking around with an extra hundred pounds of pure fat all day, that's pretty strong. There's just not much left over for doing things beyond moving that loaded down body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691429
But I like watching the parts of her body that make bacon jiggle slightly about as I pound into her healthy body....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691426

>Was the anon who originally suggested strong-type MGs would be poor due to needing titanium/steel furniture, or having to replace regular furniture.
>Sees how long the discussion has continued
>Now feels slightly guilty that he may have started a new threadcanon about strong MGs being poor and hillbillys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691433
Yes. Their punches also have extra wight behind them, so they can actually hit hard, provided you sit there long enough to be hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691435
So? You can have a buisness oni that runs her own car shop and makes mad bucks.

Custom jobs menge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691434
There's only one part, and it's the belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691435
Don't worry anon, in my headcanon MGs live in socialist paradises and don't need to worry about silly things like that. Besides, stronk is beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691445
>Oni is tired of having to make new furniture everytime she breaks it
>Eventually, she becomes good at it
>REALLY GOOD
>Open up her own shop
>Business is booming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691448
Commercial-anon, where are you when you're needed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691447
>socialism
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691452
Red Onis anon. RED. It should be obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691451
I am right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691451
Personally, I don't care for him.
Though I do wonder where Teacher-Anon went...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691458
Well then make a commercial about furniture for stronk girls!
>>12691459
>Teacher
He followed the path of Onizuka and ended up in prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691447
>You will never travel through space with a swole Ctarl Ctarl girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691459

Me too. I was looking forward to his new series. He was going to start writing Teacher-anon has a full length series in pastebin rather than just greentext shorts.

Only wrote the intro, didn't even get to any MGs yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691457
I hope she's ready to make her followers live in falling apart houses, give everyone equal wages regardless of what they do, and force them to ration out bread for a few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691451
I have been here, if you closely, you can tell , just haven't had any good commercial ideas lately

>>12691293
>>12691300
>>12691308

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691447
>>12691462
>Season 2 never
>Aisha in heat never
You just had to go there, didn't you?
>>12691464
But we don't do that here and we're socialists. Did you know failed communism and successful socialism are different from one another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691463
Bah, people keep vanishing.
It won't be long now, till others follow Captain and TA's footsteps, and Moose followers Miura's footsteps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691469
But socialism is communism under a different name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691469
Yeah I too would have liked a season 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691472
China begs to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691472
These words are counter-revolutionary. Stand by for re-education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691469
>You just had to go there, didn't you?
It's okay anon. Sometime, someday in the future, there will be an anime set in space that's similar to Outlaw Star with Monster Girls, or at least a token Cat Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691478
Who cares about what China has to say about anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691480
That's not the same at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691478

Technically, China's excuse is that's not "communism" but "communism with Chinese characteristics". Which apparently is a carte blanche to make it whatever the hell they want.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there even any kemonomimi or MGs this seasons anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691481
>not caring about the people who will take over the world soon
Anon, you're just asking to be recycled.
>>12691493
Ronja has harpies in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691495
>take over the world
They may have the numbers, but they lack the technology and proper building ethics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691499
>technology
>ethics
I didn't say they're going to stay in power for long. India and Brasil will take over after China.
...but I'm not telling you that.

[Anonymous No.]

You do know Denmark (home of legos) is a socialist state right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691499
I remember when some weird sludge came up out of the sewer in one of their cities and they just hosed it down the drain again.
Really.
They'd be crawling with the foulest of slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691504
All the Nordic countries are. But 'murricans don't understand that. So shh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691503
England would get China more hooked on Opium, just like the last time they tried to take over the world.

>>12691506
They also force people to only have one kid per family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691510
>England
>a nation that actually allows Sharia law to be enforced
>ever being relevant again
You havin' a giggle? I'll club you mate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691515
They have the right to make stupid decisions too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691515
>You will never be mugged by a gang of cockney Goblins and their Hobgoblin ringleader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691515
What's with that oppai-loli goblin with the asymmetrical horns I keep seeing? Is that originally from moose's story, or did he copy it from something else?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, despite writing SOBER, and in freezing temperatures, here's another story update.
http://pastebin.com/a8aS4NrB

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make out with a radiator girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691530
You're not from around here, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691531
Fry, there are no radiator girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691530
Filenames. That girl is among the easiest lays you can get with a little ingenuity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691532
Maybe hes been under a rock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691536
Then I hope there's a burn ward nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691531
Why am I thinking or Ornstein and Smough when I read this?
>>12691542
It seems you have outwitted us all. Especially me, Bender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691547
Because you've played too much Dark Souls? Not that it;s a bad thong, mango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691550
>too much Dark Souls
Is there such a thing? Bloodborne got delayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691555
Somewhat.
Well that sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691555
I prefer delays to a buggy mess.
It'll still be a buggy mess, because that's the world we live in, but hopefully the delay will mean LESS of a buggy mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691602
>It turns out it's being delayed because they managed to open a portal into the monster world, and are fucking countless MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691615
One day, portals like that will open. Will you be going HFY and killing everything that comes through, eventually raiding the other side for oil or something, or will you sneak through the army blockades around the portals, go through, and start looking for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691629
I'd go through, find a way to close of the portal, and become an alcoholic Dragoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691638
>Wyvern's alcoholic Dragoon husband is drunk again
>and then she cries
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691629
I still think space travel is more promising than magic portals.

Universe is a big place, might as while search it before we start peeking into other ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691643
>Fall down a flight of stairs
>Waifu and daughteru cry
>Jump back up, as if nothing happened
>They kick me in the shin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12690970
>A friend
Poor Jen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691648
>magic portals
They're not magic, they're SCIENCE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691661
Still the same odds of winding up in a shitty or not even different dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691688
>not even different
But wouldn't that be swell? A portal that lead to a different portion of our universe, preferably one inhabited by Monster Girls looking to spread the message of peace & love to uncivilized brutes like us?
...just let me dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691701
I actually meant an Alternate Dimension that has only a single, minute difference, so that it seems entirely the same.

But sure, Trans-Space Portals sound good too. Easier to make even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691629
>Will you be going HFY and killing everything that comes through
That's not HFY you nigga, literally every screencap from /tg/ involves humans retaliating.

>We try to be cautiously nice
>They aren't nice
>We're better at not being nice than they are
>They stop being not nice
>We stop being not nice
>We're better at being nice too
There we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691743
>m-muh HFY is being misrepresented!
Nobody cares. Embrace the love already! Submit to your evil, healthy overlords!