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Anonymous Mon Nov 3 05:57:31 2014 No.12656348 [Reply] [Original]

We all know what happens when a youkai eat human, it's natural.

But what happens if a human eats a youkai?

For mythical example, I think eating mermaid's guts make you immortal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 05:59:38 2014 No.12656352 You get heartburn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:00:06 2014 No.12656355 File: 40 KB, 467x400, 1398136054900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:02:10 2014 No.12656356 >>12656355 The question is perfectly clear, Sherlock.

Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:16:12 2014 No.12656385
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Maybe you become a yokai yourself. Or you become a magician or something.
I'm pretty sure i've seen some shit about that in canon litterature, but i'm to tired to search that today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:20:16 2014 No.12656392 What happens when you impregnate a youkai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:26:15 2014 No.12656402 >>12656392 A disgusting half-breed is born.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:29:04 2014 No.12656407 >>12656402 But will the mommy youkai take care of them or will they be abandoned?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:30:59 2014 No.12656415 >>12656407 Depends on the specific youkai that is impregnated. If it's nice and loving, sure. If it's not, tough luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:33:31 2014 No.12656421 >>12656415 Will I be eaten?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:34:50 2014 No.12656426 >>12656421 As said, depends on the specific youkai, and the context and mood helps too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:36:42 2014 No.12656434 >>12656426 Hehe, time to increase Gensokyou birthrate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:42:01 2014 No.12656449 Now can we get back to eating youkai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:45:24 2014 No.12656461 Anon 'youkai eater' anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:50:33 2014 No.12656468 >>12656461 Ben 'Youkai Eater' Garrison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:51:53 2014 No.12656470 >>12656461 >anon Go away nerd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:54:56 2014 No.12656481 >>12656470 I have eaten nerds before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 06:57:29 2014 No.12656489 I figure humans eating youkai would send chill down youkai spines. Hell, we should capture some bird youkai and make some delicious yakiyoukai. We follow the Yuyuko's way, if we can't beat them, eat them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:03:05 2014 No.12656500 File: 862 KB, 1280x1008, 1395973020909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to capture Mystia, and have her lay eggs to make delicious night sparrow eggs omelette.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:03:21 2014 No.12656501 >>12656481 How did they taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:05:43 2014 No.12656509 >>12656501 Bitter and salty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:06:56 2014 No.12656513 File: 107 KB, 750x700, Mommy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12656392 It creates ugly hell spawns that need to be exterminated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:11:07 2014 No.12656524 >>12656513 I would eat her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:18:16 2014 No.12656549 Damn I want some Keine meat, bet she tastes like cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:18:23 2014 No.12656550 >>12656348 Just like eating any other meat. The human gets sated for a while. Nothing special. >>12656392 http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Half-youkai

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:20:24 2014 No.12656557 File: 659 KB, 708x1000, Bikini Mysti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12656524 I would "eat" her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:22:35 2014 No.12656561 File: 208 KB, 1166x1654, Haku Taku Feeding on Victim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12656549 It's Keine that do the feeding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:23:35 2014 No.12656565 >>12656550 >Just like eating any other meat. The human gets sated for a while. Nothing special. Source?

Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:25:51 2014 No.12656571
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There are questions to ask. If an youkai marries a human (happened a lot in Japanese folk tales). Can she lives without attacking humans, since her husband and possible childrens could give her enough belief / spirituality powers to keep on living.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:29:06 2014 No.12656588 >>12656565 My ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:29:51 2014 No.12656592 >>12656571 What do you want, to marry a dirty dumb smelly youkai or something? God I just want to eat them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 07:34:37 2014 No.12656606 File: 240 KB, 850x1202, Eirin open wide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin knows some of dat emergency ration rabbit meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 08:02:03 2014 No.12656682 >>12656588 Sound like you are just another youkai sympathizer trying to discourage people from eating youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 08:14:17 2014 No.12656720 >>12656606 I wonder how moon rabbits taste like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 08:34:35 2014 No.12656745 >>12656720 I'm afraid it's a one-bite and you want to eat the whole thing kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 08:47:11 2014 No.12656757 >>12656745 Well, does it taste like metal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 08:56:48 2014 No.12656767 >>12656757 Only if you got trick, damn moon rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 09:02:08 2014 No.12656774 >>12656767 Fucking moon rabbit, so which youkai is the most delicious?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 09:05:13 2014 No.12656776 >>12656774 I'm still betting on that damn moon rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 09:11:45 2014 No.12656787 >>12656776 Gotta flush them out from the rabbit hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 10:07:02 2014 No.12656787,1 >>12656481 >>12656501 Man I want a box of nerds now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 10:09:13 2014 No.12656901 File: 473 KB, 1426x2000, 1412134996879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I rather eat an earth rabbit. We actually know what they taste like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 11:00:01 2014 No.12656998 File: 51 KB, 240x240, reactionyukkuri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12656348 reimu ate rabbit stew once. in front of reisen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 11:01:08 2014 No.12656999 File: 272 KB, 1000x795, Rinnosuke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12656402 Yeah that's why he has all the touhous on his dick right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 11:02:03 2014 No.12657002 >>12656998 Touhou Silence of the Lambs when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 11:02:49 2014 No.12657005 >>12656999 That is because he is author insert.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 11:03:31 2014 No.12657008 >>12657005 That'd be Mamizou. She even looks like ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 13:13:39 2014 No.12657269 >>12657008 I thought Futatsuiwa is a homage to his wife?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 16:22:32 2014 No.12657802 >>12656999 he lives alone and dislikes non-business disruptors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 17:30:35 2014 No.12658073 >>12656348 What happens when human eats human in Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 17:40:17 2014 No.12658096 The youkai eventually respawns inside the stomach and rips its way out

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 17:45:00 2014 No.12658107 File: 98 KB, 901x1214, www34.atwiki.jp4[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >But what happens if a human eats a youkai? They would quite literally explode. The human stomach can't possibly hold an entire youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 18:14:03 2014 No.12658208 File: 109 KB, 496x675, 1204901436432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12658107 It was done in canon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 18:15:30 2014 No.12658211 >>12658208 Yuyuko is a ghost. A bottomless pit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 20:15:41 2014 No.12658556 >>12658073 Said human becomes Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 20:17:14 2014 No.12658562 >>12658556 I thought that was a human fucking many youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 20:18:13 2014 No.12658565 >>12658562 Nah, in one of the doujins, she eats a human meat soup. She's now half goddess half cannibal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 20:19:16 2014 No.12658571 >>12658211 So if I become a ghost, I can eat youkai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 20:20:13 2014 No.12658574 >>12658107 Not all at once - freeze or smoke it to preserve it.

Anonymous Mon Nov 3 20:28:27 2014 No.12658604
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Forest-dwelling youkai taste best if braised in a searing hot pan with just a little oil. Eating the meat of a forest-dwelling youkai causes night vision, temporary paralysis, or becoming a youkai themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 3 20:33:28 2014 No.12658622 >>12658604 Sounds worth it. The worst is just temporary paralysis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 05:52:04 2014 No.12659833 >>12658565 the pillar begins it's ascend link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 05:57:29 2014 No.12659848 >>12659833 I will halfway spoonfeed you, and then I expect that you leave. It's one of Zounose/Yakumi Sarai's doujinshi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 06:14:20 2014 No.12659881 >>12658096 That's only fairy, you secondary. When youkai die, they become ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 06:18:13 2014 No.12659888 >>12659881 So I can eat their flesh and finish them off with a improvised particle generator and blasting them with a proton beam? >who're you gonna call?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 06:22:14 2014 No.12659895 >>12659888 And who're you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 06:31:48 2014 No.12659915 >>12659888 >who're gonna call? Quotebuster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 10:12:46 2014 No.12660270 File: 602 KB, 1535x1085, donmai.us 1713244 animalization bird blush_stickers boots bow bubble_skirt cape earmuffs hata_no_kokoro full.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12656348 delicious 2hu bird

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 10:20:56 2014 No.12660302 >>12659915 Well done, I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 11:00:14 2014 No.12660371 File: 155 KB, 691x977, 44176828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12658107 But what if you ate the tiny 2hu who loves you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 12:47:15 2014 No.12660696 >>12660371 I don't trust her to do anything underhanded, like smacking herself with a miracle mallet to make herself bigger while she's in a stomach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 4 13:16:22 2014 No.12660797 >>12660696 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX0RsN4WUsE

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