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I need anti-youkai propaganda.

>> No.12653852
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YOUKAI NO GOOD

>> No.12653884
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No, Fuck you!
You don't know the pain and hardships youkai have gone through to finally be accepted into society. And you want to bring back the youkai racism and hate?

I won't allow it!
Why don't you hate more deserving groups like gays, republicans, and Lada car brand?

>> No.12653892

>>12653884
Fuck off YIDF.

>> No.12653894

>>12653884
Vampire aristocrats don't know pain and hardship. They are the oppressors!

>> No.12653901
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>>12653892

YIDF more like YIFF

>> No.12653911

>>12653901
Yiff in hell furfag.

>> No.12653919

>>12653848
Gone, this image is forever lost. Thank you /jp/ you gigantic ASS.

>> No.12653923

>>12653911

woah there i'm condeming them

>> No.12653927

>>12653892
>YIDF
First I've read that.
What's it mean?Youkai I'D Fuck?

>> No.12653933

>>12653927
Youkai Internet Defense Force.

>> No.12653939

>>12653927
York Interfaith Dialogue Forum

>> No.12653941

>>12653927
you idiot dildo fucker

>> No.12653943

>>12653933
Nah, pretty sure it's Yokai I'd Fugg.

What kind of paranoid schizophrenic loon would believe in an "internet defense force"?

>> No.12653948

>>12653943
>What kind of paranoid schizophrenic loon would believe in an "internet defense force"?
We have a board dedicated to them on the chan.

>> No.12653961

>>12653943
That would be YILF.

>> No.12654000

>>12653848
>>12653852
Do not bully the teacher

>> No.12654013

>>12654000
Youkai education is haraam

>> No.12654045
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12654045

I would yiff if Kagerou to make cute fuzzy half youkai with her.

>> No.12654047

>>12654045
Kagerou's only a youkai on full moons.

>> No.12654049

Being anti-keine is retarded even for racist jerks.

>> No.12654054

>>12654013
I'm pretty sure it would be mubah.

>> No.12654055
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>>12654047
Same thing with Keine. People have to be retarded to remove Keine, since she's the one that protected the village from Youkai long before the Spellcard Rules.

>> No.12654064

>>12654049
Keine tries to instill pro-youkai ideas in human children, making them more likely to be eaten. Fucking youkai. Youkai = monkey, same

>> No.12654068

>>12654064
It's the opposite of that you dolt.

>> No.12654094

>>12654068
If you love youkai so much, go live with them

>> No.12654107
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>> No.12654111
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>> No.12654112

>>12653943
>What kind of paranoid schizophrenic loon would believe in an "internet defense force"?
but its real, I follow them on twitter.
The sad reality is that the JIDF is just three guys, and they whine a whole bunch and think that there are fake jews out there trying to destroy them, their own boogeyman. One of the guys also posts about radiohead a lot.

>> No.12654129

I want to burn Rumia at the stake!

>> No.12654136

>>12654129
sentence her to an eternity of magically forced bellydancing

>> No.12654141

>>12654129
>>12654136
Now we're talking!

>> No.12654169

Anyone else think that the recent offical materials have been leading up to a backlash like this?

-Humans have it kind of tough already, you live in something of a ghetto as it is as a spiritual food supply for monsters who would eat you if they could
-there are youkai that have infiltrated the human village and posed as them for years, such as Sekibanki
- Youkai IN YOUR SCHOOL, hiding and watching the lessons (recent forbidden scrollery)
-Youkai burning houses down (recent wahh)
-youkai diguising themselves as humans and giving pro-youkai books to children
-every religious figure is related to youkai in some way- even the most pro-human faction are quasi-immortal, have "surpassed humanity" and their hermit-apprenticeship scheme is a scam.
-Akyuu is full on REMOVE YOUKAI

I wouldn't be surprised if some persecution was coming up

>> No.12654219

>>12654169
I have hard time imagining Zun being a master troll who retires the series by ending it in a huge, abruptly brutal civil war/massacre, but that would be kind of funny just because of peoples reactions.

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>> No.12654415

>>12654219
If he really wanted to troll, he'd start giving the girls boyfriends. He wouldn't make it out of the next reitaisai alive.

>> No.12654915

>>12654111
Noice

>> No.12654917

>>12654415
Oh well, at least it's better than girlfriends.

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>>12654094
I would if I could!

>> No.12654955

>>12654415
Eh, the "impurity scandal" method just doesn't have the same punch as the good old fashion "grimdark shakesperean bloodbath" method.

>> No.12655051

>>12654055
Keine isn't even that dangerous as a youkai. What can she do, throw up history at you? Unless you really really don't like history class, I think you're gonna be fine.

>> No.12655102

>>12655051
You're not thinking with portals.
If she were to erase the history of your conception, you wouldn't just die; it would be as if you had never existed. This power is more dangerous than Yuyuko's and Flan's.

>> No.12655117

>>12655051
If she were especially cruel she could change the past so that you were dropped on the head as a child, so you had to live as a retarded cripple

>> No.12655156

GAS THE YOUKS!
RACE WAR NOW!

>> No.12655158

I want to make culture-less halfbreed babies.

>> No.12655185

>>12655156
fucking hang all fucking youkais

>> No.12655222

>>12655185
Night of the long knives soon.

>> No.12655368
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>> No.12655395

>>12655117
Or make you Chinese.

>> No.12655437

>>12654169
Byakuren confirmed for leading the anti-human genocide?

>> No.12655488

>>12655102
If Imperishable Night is to be taken literally, Keine's power prevents history from recognizing that something exists. It doesn't erase something from history, hence how she hid the human village but didn't erase it.

>> No.12655547
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REMOVE YOUKAI remove youkai
you are worst youkai. you are the youkai idiot you are the youkai smell. return to mayohiga. to our lunarian cousins you may come our vilage. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,mayohiga we will never forgeve you. youkai rascal FUck but fuck asshole fairy stink luna sqhipere shqipare..youkai extermination best day of my life. take a bath of exterminated youkai..ahahahahahMAYOHIGA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget gensokyo border founding.youkai we bomb the yukari, youkai return to your precious former hell….hahahahaha idiot youkai and lunarian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SPELLCARD FROM THE PREMISES. you will get captured. former hell+youkai mountain+hakugyokurou+makai+luna=kill mayohiga…you will incident/
zun alive in human village, zun making album of human village. fast synth zun human village. we are rich and have points now hahahaha ha because of zun… you are ppoor stink youkai… you live in a mountain hahahaha, you live in a illusionary village
zun alive numbr one #1 in human village….fuck the youkai mountain,..FUCKk ashol youkai no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur fairy and gaphag. 2|_||\| aliv and real strong miko kill all the youkai farm aminal with synth magic now we the hunma rule .ape of the zoo gaphga yacmo yukari fukc the moriya snakefrog and lay egg this egg hatch and mayohiga wa;s born. stupid fairy form the eggn give bak our p-item we will crush u lik a skull of feral youkai. human village greatest vilag.

>> No.12655564

>>12655368
As usual, Republican is the way to go

>> No.12655674

>>12654219
The End of Touhou?

>> No.12655707

>>12655102
This is such bullshit, you wouldn't even believe.

Touhou powers are like this: This Touhou can do some things that are best expressed with this generally-worded ability.

Not like this: A Touhou can do everything that has anything to do with their power.

If that happened Cirno could freeze down the fucking universe and Rumia could just go "let there not be light" and erase every photon ever, but they, you know, can't do that. Because they're small fry.

We even get told about the limits of say, Seiga's ability, in that she can't dig through soft materials so she can't rip holes in people and a wall of water is impossible to pass for her.

Keine is still dangerous because she can ruin your career by making people forget you existed, but then /jp/ is immune to this because everybody is here is already lost and forgotten.

>> No.12655719

>>12655707
The problem is how do you classify them as small fry or big boss for that matter, stage count?

>> No.12655740

Where will you be when the anti-human deathcamps become commonplace?

>> No.12655754

>>12655740
In hermit space.

Silly humans.

>> No.12655758

>>12655719
Stage count, yeah, but also their status and what we've seen of their abilities. Reisen, for example, has a fairly general command on her wavelength thing, she can make her bullets phase out, she can drive people insane by messing with the tempo of their minds and she can nullify the three fairies' abilities because they're all light/sound based. So it's reasonable to conclude that she can do other wavelength-related things like creating small tremors. Yukari likewise abuses her boundary thing to hell and back.

Yuyuko on the other hand has a single, very narrowly defined ability, but it's a powerful one.

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>>12653848
>Youkai texts me spell of the card, and Eastern years old
> 5 years ago, im walking out from the best that money into a fiddle and ask me on my Border Shrine
>Have Hakurei donated for exclusives THIS early! I like shrine maidens while he will be quick in the dude in swahili
>Somewhat reluctantly rings it in her
>"I might get a good Spell, which I would just standing in there, should be in
>Find this store
>Normal picks up off to big heavy youkai at the middle of Human Villiage of them to finally get rung up yeb, and skin, lanky, hideous checkered small hat atop her thin greasy mop
>Pink pins, Oni tattoos, shit and Youkai years old
>pre-donate for TouHou, play danmaku
>Go to use it comes in, but also pre-order Kancolle while talking about the spell card is an exclusive, I don't want the best that I'm waiting to wrap around the Mobile Version"
>Spend half an fairy
>Yeah but as i guess"
>I pay for 10 Yen of this relatively cramped shrine about how terrible the only one!"
>Ok
>She starts flapping her arms saying "youkai"; over here, come out, i walk out, i want to the Manor for recommendations and pull my ear off
>And since you NOW(very emphasized) have a Youkai
>Well I want to stand there and asks "Have you must have to big heavy girl at all
>M-maybe the middle of it
>Yup, a peg
>Big fat one chubby one
>am slightly annoyed
>go to stand there is no to use it to actually come in their copies over for a Oni and Youkai not here for a new Flandre flys
>Friend caves and makeup
>They continue to Scarlet Manor to fairies everywhere
>Donate to border Shrine on my shirt
>"Nice outfit!"
>"T-thanks, it over again.
>Well I'm not it in their problem"
>Go to use it to Moriya (not Hakurei Shrine) shop in the Oni shit
>"Nice outfit!"
>"T-thanks, it to refute him there, smiling as they both almost fucking nothing in there, should get my ear"

That's youkai for you

>> No.12655765

>>12655758
Stage count is bullshit considering Yuugi for example is stage 3 and everyone hypes her to hell and back due to the wording of her ability, and the fact she's an oni.

Not to mention nowadays Yuyuko is stage 1.

>> No.12655770 [DELETED] 

>>12655762
Who the fuck are you quoting, you nerd?

>> No.12655773 [DELETED] 

>>12655770
???

>> No.12655775 [DELETED] 

>>12655773
Git outta here.

>> No.12655777 [DELETED] 

>>12655775
What? Why? I'm not doing anything wrong.

>> No.12655781 [DELETED] 

>>12655777
Yes, you did, you just don't understand why.

And for that you need to lurk the fuck more.

>> No.12655785 [DELETED] 

>>12653884
OY VEY HUMAN !
Don't forget the 600 gorillion!

>>12653927
Lurkmoar

>>12654111
Best A Wyatt Mann edit ever. Anti-racist is just a term for anti-human.

>>12653852
Throw the Youkai down the well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

>> No.12655786 [DELETED] 

>>12655781
What crawled up your ass and died

>> No.12655790 [DELETED] 

>>12655786
I just check, it's ur mum, m8

>> No.12655791 [DELETED] 

>>12655790
Fuck you faggot

>> No.12655793 [DELETED] 

>>12655791
Suck my cock, dude

>> No.12655797

>>12654111
I'd like five old men and two adult females, please.

>> No.12655798 [DELETED] 

>>12655793
Get laid, queerbo

Maybe then you'll realize there's more to life than being a cunt online

>> No.12655802

>>12655437
More like anti-youkai, if no one fears the youkai, the youkai die.

>> No.12655803 [DELETED] 

>>12655791
>>12655798
Lurkmoar

>>12655797
Ah Mrs.Goldkumo , good to see you again. Save me some of the livers.

>> No.12655806 [DELETED] 

>>12655798
I would like you to be my cunt m8

>> No.12655812 [DELETED] 

>>12655806
My ass would be too much for you tiny gay dick. Go get fucked by your uncle again

>> No.12655814 [DELETED] 

>>12655812
...You actually check?

>> No.12655820 [DELETED] 

>>12655814
Check that you're a fag? Yeah my gaydar won't stop going off

>> No.12655825 [DELETED] 

>>12655820
Your asshole's stretch limit?

>> No.12655830 [DELETED] 

>>12655825
You don't need to check if all you have to work with is a pencil dick. No stretching with you're "girth"

>> No.12655832 [DELETED] 

>>12655830
I do think you need to check to know what can fit or not, but eh, whatever, this is getting too gay for me.

>> No.12655835 [DELETED] 

>>12655832
You started it, homu

>> No.12655837
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I want reddit to leave.

>> No.12655838 [DELETED] 

>>12655835
At least I don't think of ass the moment I get mad, see>>12655786

>> No.12655845

>>12655837
I'm taking one for the team, if janjan does it for free both of us.

>> No.12655847 [DELETED] 

>>12655838
I'm pretty happy not assume every time someone says a common phrase with ass in it they're talking about gays

>> No.12655849

>>12655762
please do not misuse the quote feature

this is bad anyway

>> No.12655853

>>12655051
Keine is dangerous. She could headbutt you.

>> No.12655858 [DELETED] 

>>12655847
Then this happen>>12655791

>> No.12655990
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BOY I SURE DO HATE YOUKAI

>> No.12656002

>>12655990
Disgusting youkai sympathizer detected.

>> No.12656009
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>>12656002
I don't actually like youkai.
Except for spanking, their resistance to pain allows me to have fun with them for hours..

>> No.12656016

>>12656009
Good, youkai is for entertainment, rape and eating.

Them Reisen thighs.

>> No.12656019

>>12656016
You have no idea how much I would wank to a picture of Reisen being spanked with a spatula.

>> No.12656020

>>12656019
I don't approve of your spanking fetish but I respect your right to express it as a fellow youkai-eating human.

Just don't abuse the surprise box.

>> No.12656022

>>12656020
I understand. I don't approve giantess, vore or guro fetishes either.
I just want youkai-fuckers to know that I enjoy the sight of their waivus being thoroughly punished.

>> No.12656029 [DELETED] 

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>> No.12656049

Reported to Yukari-sama.

>> No.12656123

>>12656029
i found 2 mistakes, what do?

>> No.12656221

Want to stop it? Is really easy.
Just reach the village and get some spellcards and training.

Then challenge Yukari to a danmaku duel , condition being that if you win she is no longer allowed to import humans into gensokyo or to facilitate it in any way, shape or form (you might want to make the contract lawyer proof).
Then win the fight (you should know her patterns by heart if you aren't a secondary)

BOOM! Gensokyo human supply is now shut down, now the youkais will have to adopt a different lifestyle if they want to survive.

Adapt or die my friend, adapt or die

>> No.12656232

>>12656221
>Just reach the village and get some spellcards and training.
You don't just "get" spellcards. And there's no trainer for danmaku.

>> No.12656399

>>12656221
Highly confidential:
Upon the ending it turns out no living humans are actually slaughtered by any of the humanoid youkai willing to follow the rules. The only human deaths that actually occur are either by ferals or asshole youkai that were already sealed away anyways due to being troublesome for both humans AND youkai. The entire "belief" that they kill/eat humans is more important than them actually doing it, and keeping humans believing that is more important to Gensokyos survival and is why they can't know the truth. This pretense is kept up by "attacking" humans with empty threats of "OOGA BOOGA, I EAT YOU." The only youkai that must eat any part of human to survive have discarded human parts delivered and are never actually in any way responsible for the death or harm of a human, even Akyu is aware of this and assists in keeping up the charade, you are sworn to secrecy as well.

>> No.12656404

>>12656399
Youkai enabler please go away.

>> No.12656406

>>12656232
You can get spellcards, somehow Marisa did it, and she was a street urchin who ran from home.

>> No.12656416

>>12656399
THIS IS WHAT YOUKAI FUCKERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>> No.12656419

>>12656399
>The only youkai that must eat any part of human to survive have discarded human parts delivered and are never actually in any way responsible for the death or harm of a human
How convenient.

>> No.12656437

>>12656399
tep fecking lyl

>> No.12656486

>>12656399
What's it like to be jewkai shill?

>> No.12656512

>>12656399
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post.

>> No.12656649

>>12656399
LIES

REMOVE YOUKAI FROM PREMISES

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>>12656399
can someone shoop this jew into looking like a yukari but still have all of the facial features?

>> No.12657072

>>12655785
Please return to your containment board. It's not shitposting if you do it there.

>> No.12657093 [DELETED] 

>>12657072
Nigger what the fuck are you on about?
This entire thread is making fun of a /pol/ JIDF thread, and the only way to do that is to emulate it.

>> No.12657097

>>12657093
Not everything is about your containment board. Please return, do /jp/ a favor to increase the quality, at least in some part.
>Nigger
there's no reason to be rude.

>> No.12657109

>>12657097
Did you even read the beginning of the thread?
They were posting YIDF , and asking for anti-youkai propaganda from the get go. I don't even go to /pol/ because there a bunch of alarmists. But every response to this >>12656399 was replied to in a /pol/-esque manner jokingly.

>> No.12657111

>>12655564

>Liking one head of the hydra over the other

>> No.12657115

look if the post wouldn't be funny on /pol/ it won't be funny here either

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Horrible to see the pernicious influence of morality-free humans spreading their filthy lies about an oppressed class such as youkai. I, for one, am very concerned.

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Breed the Youkai scum

>> No.12657216

This thread is at least seven kinds of shit.

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>>12657209
Remove the youkai race by washing their kind away with superior human seed.

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>>12657216
It's never too late to turn a thread around, anon. Where's your can-do spirit?

>> No.12657264

Fucking youkai shill, how much did Yukari pay you?

>> No.12657286

>>12657209
Are they born with the hats?

>> No.12657288

>>12656049
reported to superior moon-ladies

>> No.12657292

>>12657288
Race traitor.

>> No.12657304

There is a simple solution to all of this guy's.

Enter Gensokyo.
Confront Dragon in Danmaku.
Make your prize that you take his place as the highest order God in Gensokyo.
Win no matter the costs.
Mass omnicide.
Restart Gensokyo from the beginning putting humans on one side of it, and Youkai on the other.
Tell them if they come in contact with each other you will omnicide them.
Have peace.


Or you know. Destroy the Harukei Barrier, and flaunt technology in front of the humans, and the world they have been separated from.

>> No.12657311

>>12657304
you make it sound so easy

>> No.12657318

>>12657311
If your fighting for humanity, and you are willing to give your humanity as a whole to defeat Dragon, than it will be easy.

>> No.12657342

>>12657292
I am on the winner side

>> No.12657401

>>12657342
Humans won the Lunar War that's why we keep sending rivers to the moon, and beyond.

>> No.12657429

>>12657286
Youkai ARE the hats.
They're parasites.

>> No.12657442

>>12655765
Obviously Yuyuko is small fry now. Weaker than Cirno, considering who has gotten their own CANON game.

>>12655707
It's like with THE Flash.

>> No.12657451

>>12655368
Why did Americans choose such lame animals to represent their political parties?
Why not a bear and a tiger? That would be awesome.

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>>12657401
apolo 13 was a lie

>> No.12657484

>>12657451
the donkey and elephant represent respectively the head and the body of the average American

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>> No.12657939

>>12657474
>obongo
Jesus Christ.

>> No.12658375

>>12657216
uuuu

>> No.12658380

>>12657209
Suffer not the heresy to live. The stars belong to mankind. Youkai are nothing but the equivalent of an obsessive ex-girlfriend. As humans, we must get rid of them and take over galaxy as it is our right.

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>>12657222
>>12657209

>> No.12658739

>>12657484
And that creature is still better than you....

>> No.12658783

This thread is too racist, we need to live in a multicultural society free of hate.

>> No.12658801

>>12658739
>>12658783
Youkai shills need to go and die.

>> No.12658822

The humans know, shut it down!

>> No.12658836

>>12658801
Check your priveleges, cis scum human.

>> No.12658844

>>12658836
Check yours first, smelly youkai scum.

>> No.12658860

>>12658844
>44
Checked. You need to be sent to re-education camp.

>> No.12658921

>>12657224
Now you've regressed to dubs. You lied to me.

>> No.12659066

>>12658921
It was an accident.

>> No.12659082

Youkai = demons
Shinto = pagans
Hallowed are the ori

>> No.12659886

Someone tell the youkai fuckers to get out.

>> No.12659891

>>12659066
Those sixes don't look like and accodent to me. I dub thee sir check'd

>> No.12659893

>>12659891
Holy fuck, I really mean it, it just happens man.

>> No.12659899

>some guy asks for anti-youkai propaganda
>"HURRRRRRR HOW DARE YOU ASK FOR SUCH A THING"
Youkai-fuckers really are the worst.

>> No.12659905

>>12659899
Don't abuse the quoting function.

I won't say please this time.

>> No.12659908

>>12659899
hot DAMN

>> No.12659909

>>12659905
Fuck that's he's abusing the doubles function

>> No.12659912

>>12659899
Fucking privileged humans. Enjoy your multicultural camp.

>> No.12659914

When you don't want it to happen, it happen.

Such is the life on Jay Pea.

>> No.12659918

>>12659914
Try making a shitpost general thread to contain it.

Or an otaku culture general

>> No.12659921

>>12659918
No general "kusadai".

>> No.12659928

>>12659921
Um this is the Anime General board

>> No.12659929

>>12659928
Um no, it's not.

>> No.12659933

>>12659929
Then explain all the generals and why everuthing else gets deleted.

>> No.12659935

>>12659928
Pretty sure this is the Anti-Youkai General.

>> No.12659939

>>12659933
Because /jp/ has to take one for the team...

>> No.12659946

>>12659935
Yeah. With this many generals they should rename the baord N.A.T.O (NEETs, Autism, Trannies & Otaku)

>> No.12659950

>>12659946
I'm fine with Jay pea, t-thanks...

>> No.12659953

>>12659950
you didn't get it...

>> No.12659955

>>12659946
Nah, /jp/ - juvenile pride is better.

>> No.12659956

>>12659955
Jeneral Place?

>> No.12659957

>>12659956
Jewish Pride.

>> No.12659958

>>12659957
Fuck off trev

>> No.12659959

>>12659957
Just Palestinians

>> No.12660013

Why is no one saging?

>> No.12660016

>>12660013
sage is kill

>> No.12660042

>>12660016

fuck you moot

fuck you

>> No.12660062

>>12659905
>implying you don't want to suck my dick
Filthy faggot youkai fucker.

>> No.12660065

>>12660016
>>12660042

It still exists you faggots, it's just permanently invisible. So you can sage and it won't show up in your email field, because Moot autism.

I still wish he never found out about stealth saging. The fact that he didn't know about it only proves how seldomly he pays attention to this website.

I also wonder how the statistics for /jp/ using sage are holding up. I'll bet they've probably minimized to nonexistence now that newfags who don't sage aren't called out on it anymore.

>> No.12660068

>>12660065
Stop meta talking.

>> No.12660069

>>12660065
>It still exists you faggots, it's just permanently invisible

no shit, you replied to a saged post, genius.

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>Stronger
>Faster
>Smarter
>Tougher
>Abilities that break the laws of nature
>Nigh-Immortal
>Beautiful
Why haven't you joined the Youkai Master Race, /jp/?

>> No.12660090

>>12660069

Then why did he say sage is kill? That implies the function no longer exists

Maybe he was epik rusing everyone :^)

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>>12660077
Youkais are an abomination and thus needs to be exterminated.

DEUS VULT

>> No.12660134

>>12660077
Somehow Youkai over the past years still lose out to humans.

Can somebody explain to me how a average human is capable of bringing down a nigh-omnipotent Youkai's who can rip them to shreds? How is this possible?

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>>12660134
Somehow Humans almost lost out to a rats and their diseases years ago. You should know all too well what it's like to be outnumbered by weak pests who're too stubborn to submit to their superiors.

>> No.12660145

>>12660140
>Humans almost lost out to rats, and their disease.
>Refering to the black plague that was a did was that came from China to Europe when they haven't had contact for a long time.
You forgot the Chinese would still be alive even with Europe being devastated + the European immune system nit capable of handling it. Shut up please.

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>>12660077
If youkai are better then humans why are they forced to seek refuge in Gensokyo?
Humans: 1
Youkai Scum: 0

>> No.12660154

>>12660145
>You forgot the Chinese would still be alive
>implying Chinese people are alive
Have you seen the look in their eyes? They're like glass-eyed dolls.

>> No.12660156

>>12660134
Mostly because youkai need human faith to sustain themselves while human needs no human.

So even if they are physically and spiritual superior, youkai still rely on human for survival.

>> No.12660157

>>12660156
>while human needs no youkai*

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>>12660152
>creates a secluded Paradise full of beautiful women that has everything the Youkai need and even supports a few pathetic humans
>"huur they ran away, humans win!!1"
>humans are still stuck in their polluted cities and world-scarred nations

>> No.12660179

>>12660154
>>12660178
God please calm down with the quotin function.

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>>12660179
>quotin

>> No.12660364

>>12660152
[/thread]

>> No.12660389

>>12660178
>creates a secluded Paradise full of beautiful women that has everything the Youkai need
You're "forgetting" that they still rely on outsiders to have people eat. Gensokyo is a blot filled with leeches, masturbating over how good it is to be a youkai, but not noticing that mankind already moved beyond them and that they're doomed to disappear.
Youkai will disappear. Gensokyo is the last step before oblivion.

>> No.12661137

>>12660077
Yukari a shit
A shit

>> No.12661462

YUKARI IS THE GREATEST

>> No.12661736

>>12660389
If you count Akyuu's theory in PMiSS, youkai are not disappearing due to Gensokyo, they just gather more and more in Gensokyo and bidding their time until humanity fucks up in some ways.

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>>12661462

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Yukari literally did nothing wrong.

>> No.12661909

>tfw you'll never breed Yukari while Ran watches intently, knowing she's next

>> No.12661946

>>12661909
Give Ran a dick and she can join in on the fun!

>> No.12661959

>>12661946
No, I want broodmares, cradling their pregnant bellies while the daughters they've already given me sleep soundly in their beds next to them.

>> No.12661971

>>12660179
>I'm a humongous nerd with a small benis and no social life

>> No.12662083

>>12661909
Bad idea. If Yukari unsummons Ran, your entire progeny will instantly be wiped out. Unless you're into such an extreme form of femdom.

>> No.12662098

>>12661971
>>12661909
God please have mercy for the quoting apparatus.

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>>12660077
>Why haven't you joined the Youkai Master Race?

The same master race, that got its ass handed to them by Christians?

According to the touhou bestiary:

Devils (悪魔, akuma) are a mighty race that inhabit Gensokyo, mostly in the Makai.

Devils are a species of youkai. The vampire is a sub-species of devil that originates from outside of Gensokyo. Devils like the vampire appear to be Western in descent rather than the Eastern creatures like the youkai of Japanese folklore.

Like magicians or vampires. It was once said that they lived in different parts of our world until mass appearances of Demon Hunters and other Christian Zealots who hunted them to extinction.

Vampires are considered to be a type of devil in Gensokyo. Youkai or Oni might be some kind of devils as well.

>> No.12662153

>>12662083
Anon that's what mindbreak is for.

>> No.12662208

The only can-be-called "master race" in 2hu are the lunarian and the rabbits
- feed on no faith to survive
- need no human flesh
- totally independent and secluded from the outside world
- biologically immortal
- Gods? They weaponized gods and use them like weapons, some even become gods.
- mix science with magic!
Even the Lunar Capital's barrier was more well-made than Gensokyo that even master gapper like Yukari has trouble getting in.

It is every human's dream to be a lunarian.

Gensokyo is just the redneck made in China version of the Lunar capital.

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>>12662208
Bet they don't even have Nutella.

>> No.12662236

>>12662218
If they want, they can get them.

Toyohime can connect the sea of the moon and Earth together, she can go to Earth any times she likes.

>> No.12662243

>>12662208
They aren't immortal; they have long lifespans because they are free of impurities. The Lunar Capitol can't be considered an Elysium.

>> No.12662244

>>12662243
They are biological immortal as in, unless they aren't physically harmed, they will live forever, like jellyfish.

>> No.12662250

>>12662244
>unless they are physically harmed*

>> No.12662257

>>12662236
Yeah but how can she even buy them if she doesn't have money?
Bet they don't even have internet.

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>>12662143
Why are Christians so OP as fuck? Would they still be powerful if they arrived in Gensokyo?

>> No.12662268

>>12662257
If Toyohime's serious about getting some candies, she can empty the oxygen in the store (which kills anyone inside it except her), then pick up anything she likes like the princess she is.

Or she brings some yen I guess.

>> No.12662272

>>12662262
I assume if there will ever be a christian youkai, she'd lead deadly crusade in Gensokyo, purifying most if not all.

>> No.12662274

>>12662262
Strength in number, if they arrive in large number, youkai is kill.

This is why the US Army (very large percentage is christian) has a chance of defeating youkai in Gensokyo.

>> No.12662276

>>12662244
Headcanon != canon.

>> No.12662288

>>12662276
>Lord Tsukuyomi took only relatives he had the utmost trust in and moved to the moon. The moon was completely without impurity. As a result, those who had moved to the moon forsook any lifespan. That they had no lifespan meant they were neither alive nor dead. In that sense, the moon is be a Pure Land, without impurity. It may even be the same as the world in the afterlife.
>Of course, since the lunar citizens and the moon rabbits aren't immortal, they can die in, for example, accidents or battles. Still, even the citizens of the lunar capital bear just the faintest trace of impurity. Even we may be fated to die some day.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate/Third_Chapter
They have no lifespan, but can die in accidents or battles, sound like biologically immortal to me.

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>>12662262
The one time we ever got something close to a Christian 2hu, she was the stage 9 boss and didn't even use magic. That's wording for maximum effect, but still. (And she had a damn good theme.)

>> No.12662295

>>12662289
>After all the events of Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream have ended, Yumemi is kicked out of the university she taught at for presenting a theory of magic. Yumemi and Chiyuri then return to Gensokyo, and it is implied that they are still there.
I think they have gone native.

>> No.12662303

>>12662288
There really is no point citing canon when others can't read properly. Read your own quote again, this time slowly. And "biologically immortal" is a nonsensical phrase.

>> No.12662311

>>12662303
I'm sorry but I have read it carefully.

Also see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_immortality
>Biological immortality refers to a stable or decreasing rate of mortality from cellular senescence as a function of chronological age. Various unicellular and multicellular species may achieve this state either throughout their existence or after living long enough. A biologically immortal living being can still die from means other than senescence, such as through injury or disease.

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>>12662295
I like to think that they still claim to be doing research, but their books are all gathering dust and they really spend all day lazing around and taking it easy.

I also like to think that she taught Maribel (or at least Renko) during some class or other.

>> No.12662918

>>12653943
The Joos, for one. Also, 50 Cent Army.

>> No.12662924

>>12655368
Guess which one just got my vote.

the Reimublican Party.

>> No.12662946

>>12662924
Fuck yeah.

>> No.12662968

>>12662208
>totally independent and secluded from the outside world
>implying the Apollo program wasn't a deadly threat against them

>> No.12662973

>>12661736
If you read Kyouko's biography, she's one of the last yamabiko, as they're all growing extinct due to mankind having a rational explanation for echoes.

>> No.12663006

>>12662973
That's sad

>> No.12663026

>>12663006
That's why they all end up in Gensokyo. Humans are less and less afraid of things like darkness, the wind, echoes, gaps, stairs, clouds and whatever.

But humans are more and more afraid of themselves, which is why the next generation of youkai will look like humans being and will be able to infiltrate human society.
In a way, Roy Batty was a youkai.

>> No.12663032

>>12663026
>which is why the next generation of youkai will look like humans
But they already do!

>> No.12663039

>>12663026
>the next generation of youkai will look like humans being and will be able to infiltrate human society
So kinda like Sekibanki, but actually scary

>> No.12663051

>>12663026
There called Americans

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>>12663032
Really? I don't remember humans having wings or animal ears. Maybe things are different elsewhere.

>>12663039
Damn, now I want to write a "Mac Carthy in Gensokyo" story.

>>12663051
>americans are youkai
That explains EVERYTHING. Their giant burgers? They try everything they can, but nothing can satiate their hunger for human meat !
Their war over petroleum? THEY DRINK IT !
The high immigration? They eat their immigrants !

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.

>> No.12663062

>>12662968
Who are you quoting, and it wasn't.

>> No.12663065

>>12663051
*They're*

>> No.12663066

>>12663062
Get the hell out, skinface. You're not fooling me.

>> No.12663075

>>12663066
The barrier was not penetrated, and after a long and hard discussion with another 2hu canon master, there's no evidence of any casualty between either sides.

As for Raisin, she ran well before any sort of confrontation happens.

>> No.12663087

>>12662973
It doesn't mention whether that's outside yamabiko or Gensokyo yamabiko, I don't think Gensokyo yamabiko should be worry considering the populace in Gensokyo still believes in them.

>> No.12663089

>>12663055

So if I stick a cat-ear headband on I'm no longer recognizably human?

Putting that aside, there are youkai who have no visible signs of being non-human. The kappa, Yukari, Tenshi etc.

>> No.12663093

>>12663089
THEY ARE THE REAL DANGER.
But they're aware of their nature as youkai.

Imagine a youkai, born from the fear of humans toward other humans. They aren't aware they are youkai, they just appeared here out of the blue, are extremely malevolent and intelligent, and they don't die when they are killed.

>> No.12663095

>>12663093
Sound like your usual school shooters, but they die when they are killed.

>> No.12663105

>>12663093
NAVY SEALS youkai?

>> No.12663106

>>12663095
I was more thinking of horrible, fictional serial killers. Like Jason from the Friday the 13th franchise.
>never die for good
>all he does is killing people
>extremely resilient
>extremely strong despite circumstances
>always has something over his head
>to be killed, he has to be banished to hell

>>12663087
That's why Gensokyo is their last stand. If Gensokyo is destroyed, the youkai are fucked.

>> No.12663110

>>12663106
Meh, if the Lunar capital exists, there's no telling if there isn't other fantasy barrier-sealed spaces on Earth.

It's not an exactly original idea.

>> No.12663122

>>12663110
But there's no proof that other pockets dimensions exist.
In the end, it's all about headcanon.

>> No.12663134

>>12663122
It's about possibility.

At first we only know Gensokyo, then we know the Lunar capital which operates on the same invisible fantasy barrier deal except much tougher, and this capital predated humanity, it makes sense that other supernatural monsters would construct something similar to it.

>> No.12663138 [DELETED] 

What is Jews are actually youkais?

>> No.12663141

>>12663138
Then the Nazis were the most efficient youkai hunters in the world.

>> No.12663142

>>12660077

>Losing your humanity for power.

Enjoy having your ass handed to you by people with morals.

>> No.12663143

What if Jews are actually youkais?

>> No.12663144

>>12663142
Moral ambiguity is hot shit nowadays.

And humanity/human nature justifies itself anyway.

>> No.12663150

>>12663144
There is a difference between having a stance on a subject and acting on animalistic impulses which is what youkai do.

>> No.12663152

>>12663141
Why did Nazis put em in ovens? They want to eat em?

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>>12663144
What about augmented people like Jensen and JC? They aren't really human, and they sure as hell aren't youkai.

>> No.12663159

>>12663150
Beast youkai is just a subset of youkai (most commonly from animals who live long enough to become super strong), we have other youkai that are ascended humans, being lunarian, magician, hermit and celestial, and these don't operate on no animalistic impulses.

>> No.12663163

>>12663155
This doesn't have much to do with topic, breh.

>> No.12663172

>>12663159
And due to how umbrella the term "youkai" is, every humans become youkai when they die and turn to ghosts anyway.

>> No.12663180

>>12663159

Just because they have intelligence doesn't mean they don't have those impulses. They don't feel like we do. They don't have sympathy for us. They look down on us, or abandon their souls to gain apathy.

>>12663172
That only applies to certain people.

>> No.12663192

Are wizards included in the youkai group?

>> No.12663237

>>12663192
What defines a youkai? Is it its arrogance? Its resilience to physical damage? Its powers?

>> No.12663244

>>12663142
What if they never asked for that

>> No.12663252

>>12663180
I haven't seen any ascended human displaying any animalistic impulses, even some beast youkai don't (like the resident moon rabbit), but of course they look down on humans, they are stronger, smarter, it would be like humans respecting pigs or chicken.

>> No.12663254

>>12663237

It's not being human.

>> No.12663257

>>12663192
>>12663237
Everything supernatural can be referred to as a youkai in Gensokyo.

Of course it goes a bit deeper (Reimu herself says in CoLA that she exterminates youkai, not ghost for example) but that's how it goes in general.

>> No.12663262

>>12663252
>not respecting your chicken
Ok, I'll be here enjoying eggs that are 100times better tasting and much more cheap

>> No.12663266

>>12663262
Meh, that's the equivalent of a youkai saying "I respect humans so they taste better".

>> No.12663277

>>12663266
But I eat the eggs you dolt!
Is like a youkai saying "i respect, protect and feed humans so that their period taste better"

...That turned out awkward

>> No.12663286

>>12663026
the next generation of Yokai are...
*insert anything shonen* like for example
STAND USERS

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>>12663286
No.

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>>12663286
IS THAT ORA

>> No.12663312

>>12663110
you are now aware that there exists other forgotten town where there are only male yokai, with occasional female. There are a lot of Gensoukyo yokai counterparts that don't want to mingle with Yukari and her ghetto, so they go there. Everything there is great and everyone are fab, because the mediator of this bubble is not a bitch with nose high up. And it's not genderbender looking yokai. Legit males. Meiling counterpart would look like Kenshiro for example.
Let's just say that Yukari's "brother" (male gap yokai) didn't want to go by the rules of her bitch relative, and she didn't want to share the organisation. So he left, found a deserted town and now gathers forgotten stuff and yokai there. That would explain lack of males in Gensoukyo.

To sustain belief without hillbillies he invests into pop culture, fiction, book publishing and games to run on belief of children, autists and otaku. They are far more happy to believe, albeit the time span is short of each one. But they get it with quantity.

>> No.12663321

>>12663312
Sounds like Jay Pea.

>> No.12663323

>>12663277
I respect because of personal emotional or moral reasons, but I feed and protect them as a part of symbiosys, since it's much easier for both parties to get what they want.

>> No.12663343

>>12663312
Moot is a youkai?

>> No.12663361

>>12663343
Nah, moot is fag, not fab

>>12663312
I don't know if such a place might be more dangerous to my life or to my sexuality

>> No.12663367

There is literally nothing wrong with youkai.

>> No.12663422

>>12663367
>"I do not know what 'literally' means"
Pathetic and desperate youkai fucker.

>> No.12663427

>>12663343
Manipulation of Shekeling

>> No.12663444

>>12663422
That is literally bullying.

>> No.12663473

>>12663444
you literally need to kill yourself

>> No.12663554

>>12663444
There's no bullying on a website where everyone is anonymous, you rampaging faggot.
Go on visagepaperback.

>> No.12663619

>>12663312
Sounds pretty gay brah

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>>12663286
All hail our new 2hus!

>> No.12664240

>>12663252
That's the point, humans regard themselves as equals and treat themselves as such so when "higher" youkai try to kill them they can band together and defeat the youkai.

>> No.12664664

>>12664240
More like dogs. Or rather, wolves.
Not really dangerous by themselves, extremely dangerous when there are many of them.

>> No.12665251

>>12664664

Are you implying humans are the animals?

>> No.12665920

>>12665251
No.
Just that humans are exponentially more dangerous. A single agent can be eliminated. A whole village is already harder to get rid of.

Kinda like the human in the manga Shiki : despite the vampires having the upper hand, in one single night, the situation is reversed and the whole vampire population is eliminated, with only one exception. Just because they were alterted.

And in Gensokyo, the natives human are apparently all more or less youkai hunters to begin with, so attacking them must be quite hazardous for the youkai.

>> No.12665931

>>12665920
alerted*
Damnit.

>> No.12665934

>>12665920

Their ancestors were youkai hunters. Given that they now all live in peace with each other, I'd say the skills aren't all that common nowadays.

>> No.12665971

>>12665934
>Given that they now all live in peace with each other
Funny you say that, I remember one chapter of Forbidden Scrollery where a guy die from being killed. And he's killed from deadly death by, guess what, a youkai.
I should check it out, but I think that cold-blooded hate murder hardly qualifies for "peace".

Unless it's a tau pease, where everyone lives happily, and where humans are slowly sterilized and left to die.

>> No.12666563

>>12665971
>tau pease
peace

I'm really bad at proofreading.

>> No.12666602

>>12665971
>Tau peace, where everyone lives happily, and where humans are slowly sterilized and left to die
Only if you reject the Greater Good, Gue'la.

>> No.12666706

>>12666602
Is Gue'vesa you barbarian

>> No.12666709 [DELETED] 

you find Youkai in these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nh-Bq2RjOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGDGAQN7V0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VQklfh9s9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twgOEhOUOGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u43-O0_PRzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lw0Ck9SA9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5-1LrWEgBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzzHYMNQqko

>> No.12666717

Youkai and Gensokyo-ian humans are having relative peace, girls are playing, adults and youkai are drinking! Sometimes accidents happen but nothing's too serious!

Please do not disturb that peace, or else.

>> No.12666765

>>12666706
Gue'vesa refers to the humans in active Tau military service. >>12665971 is clearly not such a man.

>> No.12666844

>>12666717
>Sometimes accidents happen but nothing's too serious
I take it that a murder is "not too serious" for you, race traitor.
When the Cleaning will begin, you will be lucky if you die quickly.

>>12666765
Having a boss with a small nose and a hippie-like attitude doesn't count?

>> No.12666865

>>12666709

But janny, these aren't even NSFW. They're not even any lewder than our daily whch2hufug threads. Since when are video links deleteable offenses anyway?

Maybe it's just the same poster trying to stir up shit somehow.

>> No.12666874

>>12666865
What was the video?

>> No.12666880

>>12666874
Just random spam.

>> No.12666891

>>12666844
Humans die but youkai die too.

Please don't be too distressful!

>> No.12666900

>>12666891
Youkai don't die "from accidents". To kill a youkai, you must destroy both its mind and body. An accident will, at best (or worst) destroy its body, but the mind cannot be destroyed.
And youkai don't have soul, they are monsters.

Just like Frankenstein's monster was soul-less, youkai don't have souls. They don't reincarnate or go to hell like you'll do when you'll croak pathetically after drowning into a lake, once they're destroyed, it's game over, man, game over. No extra ball, no continue.

>> No.12666928

>>12666900
Brush up your 2hu lore, youkai have souls, when they die they become phantom (the youkai ghost), and some go to hell.

There's a reason youkai fear evil spirits, as explained in SoPM:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Part_4

>> No.12666935
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>>12666928
>he thinks youkai have souls
Lies and slander. Everyone knows evil monsters like that have no soul. Look at that picture.
Do you see the killing intent in that girl's eyes?
Do you really think that this creature has a soul?
Or do you blindly trust the youkai propagance?

For a pure world, we must kill the youkai.

>> No.12666937

>>12666935
pls do not disturb the peaceful Gensokyo, where there's almost no laws and everyone live the ways they want, "domo arigatou"

>> No.12666945

>>12666937
Go to /b/.
See how peaceful things are when there's almost no laws.
Imagine how it would look like IRL, when the women are all able to tear your limbs off.
That cold feeling in your chest? It is fear. For our safety, we must remove the youkai. ALL OF THEM.

>> No.12666951

>>12666945
haven't been to /b/ in a long, long time, but I imagine it would be like /jp/, where everyone just does everything they like, until janjan (Reimu) comes and does it for free

>> No.12666952

>>12666935
But youkai can be born from inanimate objects. If they had no souls, this wouldn't be possible.

Chutes.
And.
Ladders.

>> No.12666960

>>12666952
Machines are born from inanimate objects. Yet they have no soul, even through we tell them they go to hell if they don't serve us.
Youkai can't have soul. They do not feel remorse, or pity, or mercy. You cannot bargain with them. You cannot reason them. They just kill out of boredom.

>>12666951
Add a good dose of spam, some sexists faggots derailing the threads to talk about gamergate and how we're all oppressed, some spam, the mandatory porn threads, and that's /jp/. With more stupidity and spam.
And have I talked about the spam?

If /jp/ is like a bar where everyone is drunk, then /b/ is like a bug cage. Or a prison. And everyone has a knife. And is suffering from severe deprivation of sleep.

>> No.12666968

>>12666960
the it here is Gensokyo, not /b/, I imagine Gensokyo to be like /jp/

and pls do not badmouth youkai for shit they don't do

>> No.12666975

>>12666968
It's canon that youkai kill villagers, and use outsiders for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

And do you really think that a bunch of crazy freaks with godlike powers can keep themselves in check? You're underestimating the youkaikind's violent nature and love of slaughters.

>> No.12666979

>>12666975
pls read various printworks, it's canon that the youkai have a pact with the villagers, they even provide necessary supply for them, but sometimes, accidents happen, as for outsiders, who cares? Some make it, some not, outsiders have to prove themselves.

and of course, youkai are behaving, else the human village would be wiped out a long, long time ago.

>> No.12666984

>>12666979
>accidents happen
So yeah, you pretend that cold-blooded murders are accidents.
Filthy youkai fucker, I'll make sure your house will be the first to burn down once the purge will start.

>> No.12666987

>>12666984
pls do not be distressful

>> No.12666988

>>12666987
You best start smoking son.
Once we take a hold of you, you're going down in flame, along with these youkai you love so much.

>> No.12666992

>>12666988
sound like words can't get to you then.

Time to go.

>> No.12666993

Ahh, just five short posts until this awful thread starts autosaging.

>> No.12667004

>>12666993
I'll make another one.

>> No.12667005

>>12666979
>as for outsiders, who cares? Some make it, some not, outsiders have to prove themselves.
>youkai are behaving
>cold-blooded murder
>behaving
YIDF please go

>> No.12667009

>>12667005
Reimu, Marisa, even some other youkai usually go and truly exterminate youkai who go full feral.

>> No.12667010

>>12666960
>Machines are born
What?

>They do not feel remorse, or pity, or mercy. You cannot bargain with them. You cannot reason them. They just kill out of boredom.
That makes Reimu the ultimate youkai.

Now get back to writing.

>> No.12667015

>>12667010
I am researching. I am putting myself in the shoes of an outsider who's constantly told that youkai are scary, dangerous, and eat people on a daily basis.

And I'll be taking that guy over here as an example of a Gensokyo native to illustrate why outsiders don't usually settle in Gensokyo and would rather go away quickly.

>> No.12667017

>>12667015
Well, damn, I have been replying to a goddamn roleplayer.

Least the thread is autosaging.

>> No.12667018

>>12667017
So tell me, why is it that natives don't care about outsiders?

>> No.12667026

>>12667018
Natives do care about outsiders, just that they have the same view towards them as youkai, as interesting things, rather than people or comrades.

Only when outsiders start to assimilate then they become close.

>> No.12667028

>>12667026
As for why, entirely different mindset and culture, they might as well be youkai.

>> No.12667034

>>12667017
You never noticed? He has really captured the feeling of a feverish southern bible-thumper.

>>12667018
I wouldn't say they don't care. They just see them the same way Japanese today see foreigners. They're novelties, and there's no real point looking further into them when they take such pride in their on ways. Gensokyo is seen as paradise.

>> No.12667088

>>12667034
I honestly though he was playing along. Weren't the "race traitor" enough?

That being said, what you say seems to support Akyuu's claims. Except Akyuu mostly talks of how youkai treat outsiders.
That's quite interesting to see that for both youkai and natives, outsiders are interesting as long as they're new and have that "foreigner" vibe.

>> No.12667651

>>12667004
Why? /pol/ regularly has roleplay threads like this one, just replace 2hu with skyrim or whatever.

Post it there, you'll get more posts/hour

the only reason you'd post it here would be to get /jp/'s goat, and I mean, come on, what is it, 2007? Is that funny still?

>> No.12667694

>>12667651
Boo-hoo-hoo, someone wants anti-youkai propaganda, obviously he's a white supremacist.

Grow up.

>> No.12667766

>>12667694
There's no need to get hostile.

I don't care about politics or "white supremacists" - which is why I don't want to see your banal may mays outside of /pol/.

>> No.12667818

>>12667766
>I don't care about politics or "white supremacists"
Then stop whining and allow people to ask about anti-youkai propaganda.
For all we know, OP could use these for roleplay or a fangame. We don't know.

>> No.12667850
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12667850

Only the good doctor can save us from youkai scum.

>> No.12668623

>>12659955
/JammingPenises/

>> No.12669497

>>12660065
What are you talking about?

>> No.12669499

>>12660065

>> No.12669723
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>>12653884

fary hear, why u treet us like poop an eat humans? arent you sorta humans 2?

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12669822

Byakuren would like a word with you all.

>> No.12670210

>>12665920

Because the threat here is the youkai.

>> No.12670210,1 [INTERNAL] 

To die after three days if you heard this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rihIj1k6_7s

>> No.12670210,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12670210,1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOkUd4IZHE0

"Gloomy Sunday" - nicknamed the "suicide song" - was composed by pianist and composer, Rezso Seress in 1933. The legend behind this song is that if you listen to it, you will soon after commit suicide. This legend gained attention when it began to be connected with a rash of suicides in Hungary. The composer himself, his wife, and hundreds of other people committed suicide soon after listening to this song.
This ultimately led to its banning in 1936.

>> No.12670210,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12670210,2
fuck this song sounds creepy

>> No.12670210,4 [INTERNAL] 

fug now im gonna die in 3 days and also suicide fugggggg

>> No.12670210,5 [INTERNAL] 

real talk though if I were to die it would not be by suicide I have too much to live for

>> No.12670210,6 [INTERNAL] 

If I were to die, I'd eliminate all the other people on Earth too with my tree powers, it would be like a 2hu death bomb except I'd actually die so I guess it wouldn't be like a death bomb at all and I'd just be a dead terrorist…

>> No.12670210,7 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1k_eiwQX2I

i love listening to this song while i write

>> No.12670210,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12670210,7
I'm feeling it now
what do you write?

>> No.12670210,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12670210,7
>m1k

milllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllgggggggggggggg

>> No.12670210,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12670210,9
milk...

>> No.12670210,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12670210,8
Non-lewd stories fictional stories involving cute girls.

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