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The girl of knowledge and shadow.

>> No.12628293
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Those socks are cute.

>> No.12628294

Condense your patche threads

>> No.12628425
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Patchouli is also good without socks.

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>> No.12628498

>>12628270
I wish to smell the tract of skin between Patchy's anus and vagina.

>> No.12628506
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I'd like to be Patche's little foot boy, taking care of all her cute feet needs.

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>> No.12628553

>>12628425
that's a lot of mukyuu

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>>12628553

>> No.12628604
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Patchy

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>> No.12628667

>>12628498
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum

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>> No.12628799
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What is Patchouli-sama's best feature?

Butt
Oppai
Feet

>> No.12628802
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Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

>> No.12628879

>>12628799
Affiliation with Remilia.

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>>12628799
Feet, her delicious flat chest (or breasts because there could be anything under these robes), and then her cunny.

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>> No.12629013

>>12628972
Which is best?
skinny flatchouli, busty fatchouli, muscly fitchouli, or regular pache?

>> No.12629021
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>>12629013
Barefoot Patchy with massive lewd knockers

>> No.12629031
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Patchouli is a foreigner

>> No.12629034

>>12629013
Skinny to regular. The excess weight will give her a casting penalty.

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>>12629013
Loli but then again I would say the same thing for every 2hu ever.

>> No.12629060
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disgusting fat pig

>> No.12629098

I love Patchouli.

>> No.12629101

>>12629056
Even Rinnosuke?

>> No.12629104

>>12629101
Why not?

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>>12629013
Define regular.

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>>12629109
"Regular" Patchouli has large rude breasts

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>>12629156
Regular Patchy could be large or flat. Clothes are baggy enough.

>> No.12629219
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patchy's huge boobies!

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Fatchouli Knowledge

>> No.12629282
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Patchouli

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Patchouli is an intellectual!

Intelligence is beauty!

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Patchouli is inflatable

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>>12629663
Bodies don't work that way.

>> No.12629746

>>12629668
Magic? Anything's possible in Gensokyo.

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>>12628799
tight manko

>> No.12629776

>>12628799
Big areolas

>> No.12629790

>>12628799
It's her milky complexion, man.

>> No.12629797

>>12629013
I like fat Patchouli. Otherwise she doesn't really stand out as a 2hu to me.

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>>12628802
You better learn my name 'cause I'm Ashley!

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>>12628802
You better learn my name 'cause I'm Patchy

>> No.12629883

>>12629104
Genderswapped Rin-chan both confuses and arouses me.

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>>12628799
her squishyness

>> No.12630181
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I like koakuma
Why dont more people like her?

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>>12630181
She's pretty much a nobody.

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>>12630181
I like her. She's my waifu.

>> No.12630736

>>12630725

Your waifu is a literal slut, dude.

>> No.12630738
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>> No.12630747

>>12628270
Crapuli borage

Snatchuli Snorage

>> No.12630753

>>12629668
actually they do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtBgeGrKZsI

>> No.12630877
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>>12630181
Patchouli-sama likes her.

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>>12628799

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Patchouli's feet

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Patchouli is a cutehu not a lewdhu

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>>12629021
>>12629034
>>12629056
>>12629109
>>12629797
All these plebs

>> No.12631905
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Patchouli is mostly known for her knowledge.

>> No.12631909

>>12631419
Oh nice, I really like patchy in genius of sapheiros.

>> No.12631926

>>12631905
Her... CARNAL knowledge!

She's got encyclopedic knowledge of every penis in Gensokyo! First-hand experience, from refractory period to curve angle!

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>>12631926
Naw. Patchy's all book smart when it comes to that.

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FACT: indecent activities do not occur in the library!

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>>12632037
They do sometimes.

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Patches has a large chest.

>> No.12632146

Please do not sexualize Patchouli.

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>>12632146
Just because she's an intellectual doesn't mean she can't have a sexy side as well.

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Patchouli is an adult.

She's a sexual being.

>> No.12632269
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Patchouli is lovely!

>> No.12632271

>>12632238
Yes, it does. Intellectuals by definition are less-prone to animalistic desires. Go flourish your pseudo-progressive ideology elsewhere.

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>>12632271
Patchouli believes in social justice!

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>>12632271
Less-prone doesn't mean immune.

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>>12632271
Patchouli's desires aren't "animalistic".

She's an adult.

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>> No.12632421

I want to fuck a Patchouli!

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>>12632421
There's only one Patchouli. Or did you mean the plant?

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>>12632356
I want to smell her slippers.

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>>12631905
Those shiny thighs are godly. Please tell me that doujin is yuri/anything but vanilla and not "faceless fat mexican-looking man inserts his dick into your're favrit 2hu".

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>>12632083

I want to squeeze them

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>>12635883
You must not.

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>>12635897

But she's so soft and delicious!

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>>12636100
Must not.

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Dark Patchouli.

>> No.12640652
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Patchouli is cute cute cute!

>> No.12641906

>>12629013
Busty meganekko.

Can't be a bookworm otherwise.

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>>12641906

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>>12636995

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>>12636995
A doppelganger? It's not a very good one.

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>>12642259
I think it's kind of cute.

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I would massage Patchy-sama's feet and toes while she reads.

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>>12642303
I disagree. It looks like bad news.
...and regular Patchouli is cuter.

>> No.12649229
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Don't mind me, just bumping with another image of my waifu

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Bathing with Patchouli!

>> No.12649505
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The SDM has a new maid?

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I want a healthy patchy

>> No.12649673 [DELETED] 

>>12649229
>waifu
Go back to /a/.

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Patchouli is an intellectual. She wants to be respected for her knowledge, not her body.

>> No.12649786

>>12649748
Patchouli is a woman. Her body is the only thing of value.
Also, the mind is part of the body. If you don't take care of your body, it literally makes you dumber.

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>>12649786
This isn't reddit.

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>>12649786

>> No.12651230
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Patchouli is good with children!

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>>12651230
So I can impregnate her without taking responsibility?

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Library girls.

>> No.12652707

>>12630181
Koakuma a cute

>> No.12652716
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>>12630181

she doesn't even have a real sprite

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>>12648325
Don't be greedy, you massage and I'll massage the other.

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>>12649505
It'll never work. She's to weak and there'll be to much dust.

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The girl is a witch

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>>12653358
What is /jp/'s favorite Koa/Patchy relationship?
Master and servant? Lovers? Friends? Coworkers? One's a toy of the other? One's serious, one's not?

>> No.12654488

>>12654416
Koa is a little resentful of being summoned just to be an assistant librarian, but the pay is good and the work is light, so she doesn't mind too much.

>> No.12654526

>>12654416
She lived a troubled life before being tamed by Patchouli and feeling love for the first time. Years later, she gets killed by Reimu as a warning to Remilia. That kind of relationship.

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>>12654526
Sounds like some awful tumblr fanfiction.

>> No.12654923

>>12654762
It came from nnd, actually.

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>>12652878
Both feet getting massaged at once? She'll be in heaven.

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>>12654416

flan x patchu > koa x patchu

>> No.12656993

>>12656960
Why is patch the bottom bitch in both? In any case, patch and flan is a bad pairing no matter which way you set it. It's too creepy incesty, like aunt and niece.

>> No.12657028

>>12656993

except there's no blood between them so its not incestuous

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>>12654416
When Koakuma was about to graduate with her master's degree from the Makai University School of Information Science, she went to a job fair. There, a representative of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Inc. met with her about an open position in the Library.

After discussing salary requirements, benefits (including unlimited hot chocolate), and career growth opportunities, Koakuma aced the job interview and accepted the position as assistant librarian. It's a salary position with profit sharing incentives. Being a librarian is something Koakuma has wanted to do ever since she was a small devil.

>> No.12657052

>>12641906
>Can't be a bookworm otherwise.
Every other bookworm in existence would like a word with you.

>> No.12657229

>>12657052
Sorry, it's how things work around here. You can't like books without wearing glasses and having a huge rack. If you don't have prescribed glasses, or throw yours away, they will appear next to your bed anyway. If you're a man and become a librarian, you'll turn into a busty girl by the end of your first day.

It's like how being wealthy will invariably turn your hair blonde, form it into ringlets and eventually turn you into a haughty little girl. You can't resist fate.

>> No.12657244

>>12657229
Please tell me you have some sort of fanfics with these plots.

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>>12649748
Can't I do both?

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>>12657504
Put some clothes on, Patchy.

>> No.12658024

>>12657047
>something Koakuma has wanted to do ever since she was a small devil.
But she still is!

>> No.12658051
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>>12658024
Smaller.

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>>12657361

neat picture dude

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>>12658114
Thank you.

>> No.12658652

>>12654416
Koakuma was summoned from the demon relm by Patchouli when Patchy was still a child. Wanting a bad ass servant who could make up for her physical weakness caused by her chronic ill health Patchouli tried to learn how to summon demons. However the spell proved to be more physically demanding than she anticipated and all she managed to accomplish was to abduct a toddler demon.
It being too hazardous to send the infant back, Patchouli kept her, first as a pet but as she proved too intelligent for that, Patchy made Koa her servant. Since Patchy was born in the late Victorian era and probably in Europe like the rest of the SDM crew, having a personal servant would be a natural idea. Over time though they have become friends, and perhaps even friends with benefits, although in that last regard whatever sexual relationship Patchy has with Koa has not been enough to keep her from trysting with Marisa

>> No.12664832

Reading upside down means the words go to your head faster because of gravity

>> No.12665159

Patchy decided to read SS, so she's just bulking right now, not fat.

>> No.12665267

>>12631905
[X] Touch Patchouli butt!

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>>12665267
[X] Spurt lots of hot, thick and sticky cum deep inside Patchy's innards!

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>>12665345
Press [F] to pay respect.

>> No.12665413
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>>12665345
Don't.

>> No.12665441

>>12665379
Nice danbooru translation boxes

>> No.12671070
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Patchouli is a librarian. She isn't a lewd girl.

>> No.12671097

>>12665345
Her innards? What, have I cut her stomach open?

>> No.12671113
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>>12671070

librarians are hella lewd

>> No.12671153

>>12665379
Isn't this the one where everyone dies excluding Sakuya?

>> No.12671252

>>12628667
Now this is truly a patchy thread! Great wiki, teaching turbonerds to be better lovers since 14 October, 2002‎!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erogenous_zone
>Many are gently aroused when their eyelids, eyebrows, temples, shoulders, hands, arms and hair are subtly touched. Gently touching or stroking of these zones stimulates a partner during foreplay and increases the arousal level. Also, the gentle massage or stroke of the abdominal area along with kissing or simply touching the navel can be a type of stimulation.

>> No.12671260

>>12671113
>librarians
this is my fetish

>> No.12671299
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>>12671260
But they're only interested in books.

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>>12671097
What are you talking about?
>innards
>n. the internal organs of a human or animal; especially viscera, intestines.
And the rectum is just the last part of the large intestine.

[X] Prodding Patchy's sigmoid colon with your glans!

>> No.12671550
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Patchouli-sama is not indecent. She's a good girl who likes books and her BFF Remilia.

She saved Gensokyo during the hot springs incident.

Please respect Patchouli-sama.

>> No.12671612

>>12671550
But I respect her.
And so does my dick.

>> No.12671625

>>12628270
I'm gonna tell Flan on her 4 stealing her toe socks

>> No.12671649

>>12632431
chair looks comfy

>> No.12671684

>>12658652
Wait... I thought Marisa was tight w/ Alice?
TF is this shit, One Life to Touhou?

>> No.12671791

>>12632431
When i was working in japan I sniffed a girls slippers

It was really disappointing, just smelled of fabric, no foot smell what so ever.

Same for panties really, unless theyre really worn in and gross they smell of nothing.

>> No.12671831

>>12671791
I'm not quite sure what you were expecting from clean clothes.

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>>12671550
Patchouli is a Satanist?
Now I love her even more.

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>>12671550
She's not indecent, but she's still sexy. It's plenty possible to be attracted to someone and still respect them, you know.

>> No.12672319

>>12671831
They weren't clean, just not worn for a month day after day.

>> No.12672361 [DELETED] 

you can find Sakuya in these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGDGAQN7V0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VQklfh9s9E

>> No.12672364 [DELETED] 

sorry i missed
Sakuya in these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfUHZl3tKsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA7LIg_pwH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmD8-AjAWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1qUCMCaa0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSJoKzmpoG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HginB5bpy40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk9Vk3uI4os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4bt1YRWaa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAa51yAZHUU

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>>12629013
Fat, heaving, waddling, megabusty, wheezing, obese Patchouli is best.

Unfortunately no artist has properly encaptured the sheer grandoise form I require out of Patchouli. She must feel her armfat press against her sides, her breasts must rise like dough with each breath, and she must constantly, always be snacking as she reads, yet ever-so-careful to not get her books dirty.

The only Patchouli is one so fat that when I hug her, my limbs sink in and I could hear her tummy quietly churning and her breath in my ear.

She is truly the best Touhou that way. None else.

Bless my corpulent, fertile, overfed, fattened, adipose-stuffed, puffing Patchouli.

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>>12673367
Fatchouli is the best.

Especially FATchouli.

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>>12673367
Also her butt has to be huge!

>> No.12673917

>>12673703
I want to smell the stale morning air lingering around Patchy's butt.

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Youkai witches canonically don't have to eat.

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>>12673840
>>12673869
>>12673367

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>>12673971
I love all kinds of Patchys, but I think chubby Patchouli is the best.

>> No.12674040
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Purple beanstalk

>> No.12674108
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>>12673996
I don't love ridiculously obese Patchy. Not one bit.

>> No.12674545
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my waifu isn't fat.

>> No.12674699
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>>12674501
I don't think you want to see what ridiculously obese Patchouli would look like.

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>>12674699
Was that a threat?

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>>12674775
No, because I don't want to see it either.

>> No.12674798

How can you say you love her if you can't stomach her rolls?

>> No.12674815
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>>12674790
Hm.
Regular obese is no good either, you know. Or whatever you want to call what you've been posting.

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>>12674815
Some of it might be a biiit bigger than I really like, but I still think chubby Patchouli is pretty great.

Then again, I like most Patchys.

>> No.12674843
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Fat, fertile Patchy
Fit only for breeding

>> No.12674877
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>>12674821
This goes beyond chubby. This is obese.
I've seen to many fat, disgusting tubs of lard in my life to see any appeal in it. Sorry.

>>12674843
No. Patchy is to weak for pregnancy and child birth, and has no desire for children.

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>>12674877
>has no desire for children
Absolutely incorrect
Patchy may not be healthy enough just yet, but she is canonically researching magic for her own health.
Probably so she can one day carry child

>> No.12674905

>>12674843
I hate that someone stop translating that on Danbooru

>> No.12674912
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>>12674877
Everyone should be allowed to have their own kind of Patchy.

Win-win.

>> No.12674970
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>>12674903
Unlikely.

>>12674912
...I suppose.

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Please don't bully the library girl.

>> No.12676711

I like Patchy because she's an asthmatic nerd like me.

>> No.12677056
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Would you watch a magical girl show starring Patchouli Knowledge?

>> No.12677787
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>>12677056
All day, everyday.

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>>12677787
>>12677056
Will she get lewdly defeated sometimes? Is it that sort of magical girl show?

>> No.12677830
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every episode would just be a transformation scene followed by patchy wheezing for ten minutes

>> No.12677848
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>>12677830
And then...!

>> No.12677904

I want to put it in

>> No.12678306
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>>12677830
I'd still watch it.

>> No.12678315 [DELETED] 

>>12678306
Is the advair hfa more common over in japan? I usually see more of the albuterol variants like proair, ventolin or proventil.

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>>12678306

well, yeah

>> No.12682305
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Everyone loves Patche!

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>>12629663
Patchouli is a water balloon

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>>12677830
Why is Patche wrapped in bacon?

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>>12683100

Because she needs meat.

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>>12683399
Patchouli is a hippie. She only consumes tea and coffee.

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>>12678306
Of course. Sick, weak girls are cute.

>> No.12683423

>>12682919
Please stop hurting her.

>> No.12683424

>>12683410
And drugs

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>>12683410

Well, she needs wood, too, of course.

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>>12683435
She's got that covered.
I can't find any pictures of her Wood Sign spells...

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>>12683450

I mean she requires a sturdy pole every now and again.

>> No.12683487

>>12683423
It's only a LITTLE painful!

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>>12683481
The shelves are quite stable already.

>> No.12683514

>>12683487
It still looks real bad, and it's going to get a lot worse. Stop it.

>> No.12683519
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>>12683491

No, the library is fine, she just wants some rods.

>> No.12683526
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>>12683519
Oh! No, Patchouli's not the rods and staves sort of magician. Hands and books are all she needs for casting.

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>>12683526

Well speaking of hands, she's looking for somebody to flick her bean.

>> No.12683555
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>>12683549
Sakuya handles the cooking. Patchouli can't cook.

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>>12683555

But she's looking for some hot sausage now.

>> No.12683573

>>12683563
Eh, I doubt that. She's a frail, fragile thing; probably not into spicy, meaty foods.

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mah pics

>> No.12683599
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>>12683573
>>12683577

Well, she can wash it down with some nice protein-rich milk.

>> No.12683605
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Please do not sexualize Patchouli

>> No.12683644
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>>12683599
I'd still doubt it. Milk I could see, but sausages just don't suit her.

>> No.12683660
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>>12683644

AT LAST WE AGREE. TIME TO GIVE HER A THOROUGH FILLING OF DELICIOUS 'MILK'!

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>>12683660
Nah. Patchy will seek out milk if she wants milk.
Getting her some tea would be nice, though. Always time for that.

>> No.12683740

>>12683514
If I made her explode, would she die?

>> No.12683767

>>12683740
Probably. Would be incredibly painful, at best.
Please don't hurt Patchy.

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>>12683767
She's a big balloon

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>>12683879
No.

>> No.12683929

>>12683879
This crazy mage just digs this tune

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>>12683879
>>12683694
>>12683660
>>12683599

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>>12683936
No tea?

>> No.12686201

Glasses Patchu is the best, no arguments.

>> No.12686309

>>12683660
Source?

>> No.12686326
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>>12686201
They're quite nice, but not all the time.

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>> No.12689987
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I want to be in a Master/Slave relationship with Patchouli. Or to be her guinea pig.

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with special guest.

>> No.12700452

My Hard Fucking Dick: The Musical

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Patchy isn't just some sexualized object you know

>> No.12715596

>>12709470
uhhhhh

>> No.12715690

>>12709470
Yes she is a sexualized object and a whole to more than you will ever be.

>> No.12718878

>>12629668
Not so grotesque but work.

>> No.12719190

Why has big titty Patchy taken over? You never see small to flat anymore. Was it because of the shota boom?

>> No.12719205

>>12709470

what's wrong with her nose

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>>12719190
It's because Patchouli naturally has large, rude knockers.

>> No.12719391

>>12629013
Fat as fuck a best

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patche is dead

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Patchouli's sexy body sometimes embarasses her.

>> No.12719727

Masturbate to Patchouli or masturbate Patchouli?

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>>12719435
Sauce please?

>> No.12720179
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Then again, would you patchu your patchu inside Patchu?

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>>12720179
Only if Patchu patchus while I patchu her patchu.

>> No.12720211

>>12719795
Go to sadpanda and search "itoi life"

>> No.12720214

>>12719795
Wow, really?
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/665377/5123d19366/

>> No.12720620
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Patchouli might not show it, but she needs hugs too

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>> No.12720632

>>12720196
are those fart clouds?

>> No.12720717

>>12720632
She's unwashed, covered in food, sweat and grime.
The artist says these are charm points, personally I agree with him, but convincing her other fans may not be so easy.

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>>12720620
...not very often.

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>>12720620
Patchouli will never hug me like this ;-;

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>>12628506
I want to explore every inch of her feet and massage all her most sensitive spots until she melts with pleasure. Pache-sama's feet need love.

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>>12722653
I like you.

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