AKB General 168

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Previous Thread: >>12592142

Watanabe Miyuki is the winner of the 2014 Janken Tournament, will have a solo single.

NMB48 10th Single 11/5/14
Center: Mirurun, Fuuchan

AKB48 38th Single 11/26/14
Center: Mayuyu, Sakura

SKE48 16th Single 12/10/14

Recently started shows: NOGIBINGO!3, SKE48 Zero Position, SKE48 Ebicalcio, AKB Shirabe

SKE48 to release a documentary in 2015

NMB48 to also release a documentary in 2015

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Whats this I'm hearing about them removing the post show high five from the theatre perfs?

Going to Japan next year and if I could've gotten a ticket I would've been looking forward to that

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>>12603362
>let's visit /jp/!

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>>12603362
>let's visit /jp/!

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>>12603366
Good luck with that, it's easier to nanpa nogi girl than winning a ticket.

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>>12603366
they haven't done that ever since the attack

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>>12603366
http://ameblo.jp/akihabara48/entry-11939221098.html

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>nogizaka four six
>nogizaka for sex

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH0gRBdWp0g&t=51s

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>that feelio when no nana owada gf

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>>12603391
Well played sony

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>>12603362
>Mayuyu
>*looks to the other girl*
>"guaranteed replies"
>*smiles*

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>>12603391
>Rena is legit beautiful
>muff diver
why even live

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>>12603469
Conversely, that is something to live for.

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>>12603469
Are you the guy calling everybody a lesbian?

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>>12603570
Not even him but it's fairly obvious Rena is a dyke.

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>>12603575
Well, who knows. SKE likes to play it up but is it really true? I still would like her nonetheless. I just find it odd that some guy is acting like it's a big deal for multiple threads now.

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>>12603590
Sudatears.gif

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>>12603366
They've been planning to do it since before the nokogiri incident apparently, Togasaki said that on 755 about a month or so ago.

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Dunno why this is on my akb folder but HHNGG

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>>12603603
Because it should be in your SKE folder instead. That Kaotan kiss (not this gif) was so disturbing.

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>>12603605
>SKE folder
Who in the world has such thing

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>>12603607
/u/.

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>>12603575
They are just portraying themselves in a way to get over with the fans. Their on screen personality, what we know of them is just a small fraction of their real self, while their true personality will always be hidden from view.

There is no doubt, they are just like any regular girls that had dicks before, will eventually get dicks or are already having dicks under our very noses.

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>>12603607
Me

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>>12603613
>Churi

That's some good taste.

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>>12603612
Rena has made it very clear she doesn't do things for business. She got angry at a few handshakes with fans when they claimed her liking girls and loli's was just business and she's written about it on her blog a lot.

Could be bullshit but there's nothing to say it is. And everything to say it isn't.

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>>12603603
Saya-chan kawaii.

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>>12603617
You can always like girls lolis and dicks, liking all three is totally fine. But of course steering clear of guys is best for business and something no one should know about.

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>>12603643
>says she likes girls
>hasn't said she likes guys
>b-but she must like dicks even though she hasn't said it rite guise upboat me redshit xD
Yeah no...

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>>12603646
Who are you quoting?

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>>12603603
Pero qué rico!

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>>12603646
>believing in women
>any year

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>>12603656
Ruru literally best idol OATY. There is literally no one better.

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Survey
https://www.quicksurveys.com/s/Lm52S

Results
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Based dubai

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>>12603646
Wait this sounds familiar.
>says she likes anime
>says she like takarazuka
>says she like lolis nako miku
>huge distaste for guys on variety shows

But in reality....

[La reina del arroz con pollo !32cStkHdMw No.]

I want to fuck Watanabe Mayu in the ass.

JIJIJIJIJIJIJI

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And you anon, what's your circle

I thought i had more oshimens....

>http://gp48.net/view

>>12603694
>That nick
ayyyy

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>>12603696
Shit I forgot egochan

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>>12603694
Totally rude rice chicken queen.

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>>12603694
>La reina del arroz con pollo
>arroz con pollo
peruvian detected

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>>12603694
>arroz con pollo

u w0t m8

You couldn't even pick that knockoff dish you stole from Valencia?

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>>12603694
>Mayu-chan...

tfw you'll never fall asleep resting your head face toward that

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>>12603575
She likes muscles in guys since she saw and touch one on EbiFriday

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Fuck, the youtube channel that had furuyanagi's niconico episodes are deleted all of them, anyone knows where i can find full episodes?

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ｷﾀ━━(゜∀゜＊)━━!
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>>12603724
>http://board.sweetnote.com/blueshorn/image/20141018140826359905
I don't even know what's going on here.

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>>12603724
How many years until beer belly?

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>>12603716
>uhm I want to see what the muscle feels like
>OMG SHE HAS MUSCLE FETISH XD
Yeah no.

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K-Kuumin... You got more prettier...

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>>12603724
Thanks anon.

Btw, If there is a compassionate soul, I am still looking for these >>12600139

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>>12603736
Looking kinda Corean there...

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>>12603729
After Milky burned her hard in Ebisho, she might start working on her weight again

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>>12603731
When did tumblr get here?

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>>12603741
>Rena
>Most recognized dyke in 48g
>HUUURRR she's straight guise becuz I think she is omg stop saying she likes girls xD
When did faggots like you get here.

[La reina del arroz con pollo !32cStkHdMw No.]

Hey, /jp/, serius question. If your oshime ask to you eat her shit, would you do that? Are you that fan?

In my case, I´m capable of eat Kawaei Rina crap.

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>>12603744
I'm not even the guy you replied to but you type like a retard.

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>>12603746
And you are legitimately a retard. What's your point?

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oh man

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>>12603745
What would your oshimen think of your literal shitposting?

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>>12603748
My point is that you have PMS.

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>>12603724
She really got some additional weight.

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>>12603746
I'm not even that guy and you seem pretty butthurt right now.

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>>12603724
I kinda like thick minarun.

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>>12603755
Not really.

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>>12603756
I share that. She is cute. Don't know why they treat her as an outlier.

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>>12603764
She's fairly well integrated into K2 right now. She's VERY close with Furuyanagi and Nishishi and everyone knows Nishishi holds a lot of power in SKE.
She gets bullied on Ebisho a bit but it gets her a lot of screen time. The next EbiCalcio is basically a Minarun special so it's not all bad. Also I don't think she's that fussed about her weight. Even though she's thick for an Aidoru she's still skinny as fuck by normal standards.

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>>12603694

Ese culo es un milagro del universo.

Olé tu nick, eres un@ de l@s que votaron desde España en la thread anterior?

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I'm hearing some talk about Sayurin being insulted today at HS events, can anyone confirm this from reports on 2ch or anything?

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>>12603784
It's just common sense that it would happen. People don't like idols who date and especially those who date married men that can help you along in your career. It just makes you seem cheap. But then again, why stand in line for hours to tell an idol they're shit either? I don't particularly know how HS works. Are people allowed to just go to a different idol's lane?

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>>12603792
>just go to a different idol's lane?
No, they buy ticket for certain members, and they pay upfront, so if they're upset enough it wouldn't seem too unlikely.

But then again, I would've guessed japanese males would be too beta for this IRL. If it actually should be true, she'd deserve it though.

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>>12603774
I looking forward for EbiCalcio then. I really like Oba but I don't think she will be considered skinny by any standard.

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>>12603778
Cute uniform.

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I never got into 2ch and don't know where their AKB/Nogi threads are, so I can still only post infos I gather on twitter and the IRC

confirmed by multiple sources so far seem that:
>There were barely any fans in her line, allthough being sold out
>A few insulted her
>Her manager was standing next to her
>They had a camera at her line
Unconfirmed yet is that there was supposedly no actual handshaking.

I don't want to seem like I enjoy her suffering or anything, but you know, this sends out a great message to other members. Kind of a shame that it had to be Sayurin since I actually liked her, but she has only herself to blame.

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>>12603590

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>Spammer left
>Now we have a guy who calls every idol a dyke and /u/ fags.
From one cancer to another.

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>>12603823
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/3358326474

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>>12603842
Not every idol is a dyke. Rena, possibly Momoka are the only confirmed dykes.

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>>12603716
I find this to be a surprisingly common thing with japanese girls, randomly asking to touch your muscles. I assume it's because jap dudes are really skinny, it's not something they see much of, so they're intrigued and want to know how it feels. You've see how they get around big boobs, same deal.

>>12603774
I always felt like Oba was actually really funny, but in a very awkward deadpan way that they don't know how to fully utilize. Like she should be doing something in the style of Ricky Gervais.

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i stop browsing for a week and jurina fag gets banned
but gets replaced by tumblrfags and /u/tards
didn't think these threads could get any worse

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>>12603856

Are you seriously this new? We're all yurifags here.

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>>12603856
>>12603842
You fags are even worse, you think your constant complaining will make it better? For fuck's sake.

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>>12603862
If you don't complain, how will the shitty people know they're shit?

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>>12603823
>>There were barely any fans in her line, allthough being sold out

Based

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>>12603853
Oba is in a ton of skits like that. She was in AKBshow in the starting segments where she pretends that SKE hates her because she's too cute but in fact she's just being egotistical. But in an entirely deadpan comedy way.

She gets a ton of time on ebisho as well. I think Okubo likes her a lot.

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>>12603870
Good for her. As I remember from the lie detector game a lot time ago... wasn't she supposed to be the replacement of Miichan regarding variety?

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>>12603724
http://board.sweetnote.com/blueshorn/image/20141018141001051868
ah, boob mole, how I've missed you

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>>12603843
What is this?

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10月18日土＞日 23:30～0:00

AKB48SHOW「#46」(NHKBSプレミアム)
removed from schedule due to baseball extra time causing program overlap

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>>12603894
a yoshimoto comedian with a giant stack of handshake tickets

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http://youtu.be/5XCMJDisu1U
Minarun has had a hard life

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>>12603911
Huh? I just watched it.

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>>12603916

Slut

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>>12603995
Where did you watched? I'm in Japan with a TV but can't understand the order of the channels.

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>>12603916
Atleast she didn't fuck him

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>>12604004
On a live stream online. HKT48 opened with 控えめ！ＩＬＯＶＥＹＯＵ and they did some sketch and the second half is them doing concerts where the damage was caused by the tsunami.

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>>12604008
Well it's over, I'm just scanning TV channels and found Bananaman and Ariyoshi with Okubo in non-AKB related shows.

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>>12604006

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>>12603966
This is great, that's why i love Minarun.

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>>12603966
Poor Minarun...

She is funny because she is so dour. But I think SKE has helped her lighten up a lot. She gets a lot more of the spotlight in SKE and her personality fits in well with the other members.

I hope Suzuran also finds her place. She's gone under the radar a lot recently so I'm a bit worried.

Sumire is doing very well in SKE at the moment which is cute. As is Tani.

I think SKE is a bit more laid back than AKB. But I hear because they often have money problems at the theatre the girls often go without food and proper things when working.

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>>12604103
>But I hear because they often have money problems at the theatre the girls often go without food and proper things when working.
Well, since 2011 SKE is being mostly sponsored by the AKS

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That girl face in the crowd

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>>12604123
At least she's cute.

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Dem Mio thick legs

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>>12604136
I swear to god, idols can give you more fetishes than all doujins

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>>12604139
I remember when I first got into AKB and I got really goddamn excited because I thought I spotted the pantsu of some girl at a performance. Only found out months later that they wear these spats or whatever you call them.

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>>12604123
Is dat cutie a maimai oshi?

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>>12604157
I would say yes

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>>12604123
This dude tho

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>>12604157
I find it astonishing that these girls even go to events like this without an extra space for the female crowd. I imagine they must feel really creepy amongst guys like us/them.

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>>12604165
literally（´・ω・｀）

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>>12604171
You're just assuming she's less of a creep than the other guys just because of her look: you're quite superficial.

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>>12604184
You're actually making a good point.

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>>12604171
>>12604171
Not at all. After going to a few SKE concerts and stages you see people of all ages and a mix of men and women attending. Often the women are more vocal and more creepy than the men.
See some female only stages if you want to confirm that.
Honestly it was a very family like atmosphere. Everyone was friendly and there were people from all walks of life. There were some obvious ultra WOTAs but they weren't the majority by any means.

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>>12604136
Mio is getting kinda chub... It's adorable.

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>>12604171
The guy on her right looks pretty normal.

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SHIGE BIG! SHIGE HEAVY!

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>>12604284
Also Haruu

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>>12604192
Her body reminds me of Minegishi kind of.

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>>12604284
>>12604284
Shige got 2chub

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>>12604291
>teasing shimachan over her weight even more
Man I feel bad for her because she's genuinely a really nice funny person who everyone in the group loves but tv shows rarely show that part

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>>12604309
Muh dick got 2chub :)

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>>12604313
Maybe you should actually watch the episode. She volunteered and was talking about how that's her character. She came to defend her title.

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She's so perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljaqjuWV5rQ

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http://youtu.be/5tx6jYnIJFk

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>>12604427
Okubo is a bad person [SPOILER]and a lesbian[/SPOILER]

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>>12604400
remember when miyu and shimada were the original faces of 9th gen?

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>>12604454
They still are, in my heart. ;-;

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>>12604427
Egochan is a good girl badly influenced by the sexual harassment of milky

egochan kennin to hkt when

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>>12604466
She's still the safest in KII

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>>12604284
Rena

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>>12604284
>>12604291
Sorry to ask, but what show is this?

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>>12604521
SKE48 Ebi Calcio ep02

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>>12604556
Thanks.

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Posting this here just to skip the fucking "jump" page of 2ch

Get in here Uha oshis

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>>12604454
I think that more than any of the other generations, all of the girls from the 9th generation have had chances to be heavily pushed.

Yui had one of the strongest/fastest continued pushes of any girl in the group.

Paruru and Mori Anna were originally heavily pushed together, but then there was the weird thing with Paruru autisming out during a photoshoot during her first big push.

Oba was of course pushed heavily into the captain of Team 4, until it was revealed that she was a total bitch. Past boyfriend, underaged drinking, talks of compensated dating. I don't understand why she was let back into the group. When Oba had her scandal, Mori Anna was also revealed to have a boyfriend and graduated.

This leads to a very interesting question of why Paruru was promoted within the group again. There's the weird instance of her autisming out during the photoshoot in early 2011, I really want to know the truth behind that incident. She lost any push after that, and was aimless within the group. Then Mori Anna graduated and she was nowhere and has even talked about how she wanted to graduate and didn't put any effort into the group at the time. I really wonder why management decided to push her into the front from there.

Shimada had her push, but no one ever liked her. Suzuran also has had many chances, but fans never came to like her.

Nakamura has been given a plethora of variety chances, even though absolutely no one likes her.

Nagao Mariya and Takeuchi are the two members that have probably had the least chances within 9th gen. Nagao I assume was never pushed due to her being insanely rich, and management not seeing the need to push a rich girl that is just playing around.

That just leaves Takeuchi. I can't remember if it was her or Ishida Haruka that was rumored to be a HUGE bitch to staff. If it's her, that explains a lot.

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>>12604427
>bullying Naochan

ABSOLUTELY HARRAAAMMM

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>>12604592
>There's the weird instance of her autisming out during the photoshoot in early 2011
>Paruru autisming out during a photoshoot during her first big push.
Could you explain please? I started following AKB and the threads here in the beginning of 2012 and wasn't quite heavily involved with it back then. I always thought the autism thing would be just kind of a joke.

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>>12604427
Ego a cutie. But she's also a slut. The rivalry between Nao and Egochan stems back to here - 120329 KKS Stage MC

It's /u/ so don't watch it if you don't like it. Both girls were fucking soaked for Iguchi Shiori for some reason. Nao confesses on stage. Egochan then comes on and is playful with Shiori. Nao almost runs off the stage in tears.

Ego a slut. Nao purest most lovely girl who needs to be spoiled and taken care of.

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>>12604599
I wrote 2011 instead of 2010 on accident. In the beginning of 2010 she was in a Weekly Playboy shoot (other girls in the shoot Maeda Atsuko, Oshima Yuko, Kojima Haruna, Itano Tomomi, Watanabe Mayu, Matsui Jurina). She was a nobody KKS at the time, and given a huge photoshoot. Something weird happened, and management stopped pushing her entirely. She went from being the highest ranked KKS ever in 2010's election, to not ranking at all in 2011.

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>>12604592
Wasn't the Oba thing a old blog of her? I mean, if she was not even in the group at the time i don't see why she would be punished, the suspension for underage drinking was to not give bad examples i believe.

Don't know about that thing about being a bitch to staff but Miyu looks like a nice girl, Harukyan has more of a bitch aura than her, i think Miyu is just too boring, she's cute and sings well and all but i don't see her being good at variety or other tv related things.

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>>12604626
>Something weird happened
So there's no details in public about it? Too bad, "autisming out" sounded like there was some kind of incident everyone knows about. Still, thanks.

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>>12604622
http://vimeo.com/76360110
Vimeo link from archive doesn't seem to work anymore, have you downloaded it by any chance?

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I always learn something new here, AKB should be studied in college

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>>12604664
>Hey son, what are you gonna study in the college?
>Idols

Fuck, i wish i could do it.

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https://plus.google.com/107910364578005352567/posts/bt1K8ZFYhq3

She might actually have aspergers.

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>>12604707
Because she likes... nanoblocks?

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>>12604707
she mentally grades idols on a 100 point scale

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>>12604707
Please don't bully her, I think it's lovely.

While we're on the subject of Paruru, I hate though how little photos she posted. Her instagram is shit and g+ is practically ignored by her. Guess that's the flow of things once they become too popular.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8O3kQGoPJQ

>Paruru
>not a pile of aspergers

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>>12604728
Oh fuck she's so adorable, how can they let this be the final cut? The ganbare was so fucking awkward.

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>>12604728
I don't get it. She's reading it just right.

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>>12604734sage
Well I guess she's supposed to look more at the camera and not just "read it off". I think it's just fine too though, and fuck YouTube fags for all the negative ratings.

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I want a regular g+ show of this, taking questions from fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLH9eAyAmWQ

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>>12604728
>A woman reading
HARAM

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Why couldn't I have been born a cute girl? I hate myself so much. I was clearly an accident also, I should have never been born. Why didn't my mom abort my pathetic existence. Especially since my parents didn't ever give any effort into attempting to raise me. My father was too busy being an in and out of jail alcoholic wife beater, and my mother was too busy being an insane schizophrenic. Maybe if I ran away into child protection services I could have made something of my life.

I can't even get a fucking job. I'm too scared to actually go to places and ask about jobs, so I can only apply to stores that have online applications. I try my best to pretend to be a good normie during job interviews, but it doesn't work I guess. I just sit here doing nothing all day long but fantasizing about being a cute idol. I also am too afraid to drive a car, I feel like I'll get in a car accident by not braking in time.

And the janny is probably going to ban me for 3 days for this shit blog post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604792
Feels

Remember you are not alone

[Anonymous No.]

Since there's been some talk about Oba Mina, she's in the latest issue of Young Gangan.

Also what the hell is Meru holding here? It looks like a turd, I guess it's some kind of food, but I have a hard time figuring out what it says there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604868
its a sweet potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604868
It's a Yam. Sweet potato that's usually heated and sold by street vendors in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604886
>>12604896
Thanks for the clarification, never seen them around here, just knew that americans like to eat them for thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Hillary
post a selfie while holding a shoe over your head

[Anonymous No.]

What's the deal with the team surprise? is a unit with their own singles or what, I see a new video of them almost every day but aren't on akb singles....also they are sponsored by pachinkos? (which 90% of them are propriety of koreans)

[Anonymous No.]

well Hillary woke up this morning and blocked me on facebook :(

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't warm up to NMB48. Is this normal? All I see are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604959
Did you say something to her or was it just out of the blue? You might now as well cop/paste the whole chatlog on pastebin since it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604959
Probably because you've practically been stalking her for weeks and posting all about it here dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604755
TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604971
I just invited her to this thread and told her we were sad about her not being on the next single and told her we were supporting her. She didn't reply and just blocked me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604986
Rude bitch.

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>>12604725
Being so lazy with her social networking stuff seems to suit her personality.

Recently it seems like she is trying harder to give better reactions. Like on the recent akbingo when she had those wavy hair twintails. Felt like I was gonna have a heart attack.

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>>12604986
>she takes a look
>a bunch of posts saying how this idol is a slut and that one is a lesbian and the other is autistic

Yeah, she would stay here for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604932
yeah, it's a sponsorship deal with kyoraku, there are akb pachinko machines where they play akb videos on the screen.
it's basically a pachinko senbatsu, from which they come up with random units using that set of girls. yuko, mariko, and tomo are still part of it, probably because kyoraku wants them and it's good money.

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>>12605019
You wanna tell me that any of these statemens are wrong?

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>>12605023
No but i don't think she wants to have anything to do with a place that say shit about the other members even if it's true or not.

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>>12605038
i bet that 2ch guy lurking in these threads is now frantically trying to find her on fb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605059
lol 2ch is like 3 months late

[Anonymous No.]

Wish this guy creeping on Hillary would leave. Leave her alone you fucking weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605079
ok hillary

[Anonymous No.]

>Be hillary
>Be invited to this thread
>The first post you see is a guy asking what to do if your oshimen asks you to eat her shit
>I want to fuck mayu's ass
>LOL rena is a lesbian
>Fuck sayuringo she deserves be insulted
>hillary has a horse face
>"Random member" a shit

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>>12605083
I actually laughed

[Anonymous No.]

Man, Haruppi's facial work is so obvious. What was she thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605083
To be fair i think she would understand why someone would want to fuck mayuyu's ass, maybe even her would want to.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys don't actually fap to idols do you? How could you not be ashamed of yourself every time you see her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605101
I fap to idols I don't really care about, like Sumire

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605101
>You guys don't actually fap to idols do you?
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605111
>not caring about Sumire

But she's so cute, how can you not care about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605101
If you've never fapped to an idol then you're missing out. The best feeling is when you find a new member to fap to. I look forward to finding all the hidden gems. My dick was so excited when I saw Tani in a swimsuit for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605121
>swimsuit
I've never understood this, is gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604932
It's part of a partnership with Kyouraku, technically these songs are to be used on the pachinko machines they produce but you can buy each individual single (w/ music videos), namashashins and stuff off the official site anyway.

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>>12604932
It's part of a partnership with Kyouraku, technically these songs are to be used on the pachinko machines they produce but you can buy each individual single (w/ music videos), namashashins and stuff off the official site like its a normal goods anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Kyoraku has like half ownership of AKBG. Which is why a lot of antis (haropro wotas) keep trying to find evidence of korean/yakuza connections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605138
better than being a footfag

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you people hate Jurina?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12605169
There was this shitposter for a long time. He killed the AKB threads for a few months. Things are slowly going back to normal though. Soon it will be alright to openly be a Jurina-oshi again. Like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605169
She seems to have a really entitled personality. It feels like no one has ever told her no, and she has a really warped, shitty personality as a result.

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>>12605189

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggga;lsdkfjadspoifuapoisudfioasduf

omg ringo isn't there #justiceformatsumura

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>>12605169
She's favoured to a ridiculous degree and I think she comes off as kind of insincere and spoiled. Most people are just sick of seeing her face thanks to the spammer though, I don't really hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605121
I'm almost over this but for the longest time I've always felt embarrassed for looking at AKBs in swimsuits.
I think of them as friends and I felt it's kinda like catching them while they're changing.

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>>12605158
Technically, it's the Don Quixote management that claimed that they owned AKB's image royalties, purportedly because they signed some sort of mutual contract with AKS back when the group was just formed.
I remember that Kyoraku and Don Quixote even got into a litigation a few months ago because the latter expected the former to share a part of their profit on account of that. Of course that's the first time anyone ever heard that such an agreement was signed and I doubt it ever came into effect at any point in time, so I wonder how it turned out in the end.

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>>12605190
While we are at it, can we just use the time at hand to call the janitor and tell him to do something about that next time the spammer returns? I'd hate to see the discussion disrupted again for an indefinite amount of time just because of one dipshit troll.

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>>12605250
This.

One thing that I don't like about her is the way she acts in serious drama roles. MG for example. I didn't find her nearly as annoying in majiraji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605296
Forgot to say something about her puns.
They are boring, unfunny, and leave an awkward atmosphere after she says them. Honestly she should just give it up already.

[Anonymous No.]

Jurina says she drinks delicious protein shakes before sleeping every day.

Protein shakes, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605312
god, her facial structure is so ugly. It's so korean looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605326

I'd still let her drink my protein shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605284
Kyoraku has actual equity invested in AKS. They have a say on how things are managed since they are part owners. Some of their company directors are also directors in Kyoraku. Hell, Sunshine City is owned by Kyoraku. And NMB was created from a Kyoraku-Yoshimoto partnership.

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>>12605190
It wasn't a few months, dude. It was over a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605310
That's the same for almost every girl that tries to do gags, puns or jokes really. If they're actually funny they don't need to rely on that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605409
Maachun is the funniest to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605158
What's even more ironical is that many of the arguments that Harowotas like to bring up to "prove" that "AKB member X is actually a zainichi" are just shit that they used against their own Momusu members back in the heydays.
If you look at this page you'll notice it right at a glance:
http://yoshizawasouka.webuda.com/kone/kone.html
For example, Harowotas legitimately believe that Uchida is a zainichi because her parents own a yakiniku restaurant, not surprisingly this is strikingly similar to the arguments that they used against Rika Ishikawa here in this list. In other words, they're just recycling their own retarded crap, but now it's at someone's else expenses.
At least the conspiratards shut up about their Dentsu theories when it became evident to everyone that H!P sold their soul to them in hopes of some push (too bad Momusu right now is just another nameless third-rate idol group that's beyond salvation), which goes to show who was actually spamming 2ch with copypasta until 1 year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Dat Sasshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605442
For some reason, Sasshi has that effect on me where, while she's the center, her presence isn't all that noticeable. In that pic, I'm paying more attention to Haruppi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605442
Two gross plastic monsters to her left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604664
>>12604684
>Do Arts
>Asian Studies
>Major in Japanese Culture
>take as many Japanese culture and language electives as you can
>Always focus on akb for culture assignments
>do postgrad and gain tenure
>plaster the walls of your office with posters of akb and your oshi
>do thesis work on akb
>become focus of hate from your peers
>they're just jelly
>become professor once finished phd in akb48ism
>teach the world's first akb48 and idol culture class
>someone mentions your oshi in an essay
>yfw

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>>12604968

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>>12605466
>Arts
>Not Anthropology

Stay pleb

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, amigos. Can anyone tell me who the dame on the right is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605664
Reverse image search chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605670
Where's your sense of goodwill, Passiveagressive-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605664
ishida ayumi. she's from morning musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605681
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605664
>>12605681
>>12605689
What, no. It's Yamauchi Yuna from HKT48. Wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605694
Are you autistic? Also

>wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605694
Thanks, man. I searched Ishida Ayumi and was like, "what?" Also, Seriinu was referring to a Yuna-chan in her g+ post.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12605708
I thought this was really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605702
Why are you such a bitter little scrote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605442
>the artist formerly known as kodama haruka

[Anonymous No.]

Cheating involves 3 people. 2:1 ratio, more people are on matsumura's side, how can you deny my mathematics. Justice for matsumura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605808
an idol's love life is between her and the talent agency who tells her who to have sex with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605808
Yea! Justice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605808
Seems like sayuringo is getting a lot of support from a few celebrities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605910
Did she date them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605916
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12605916
Nah, they probably just talked about anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>no one in AKB likes the plastic monster

[Anonymous No.]

I pray for all our sake that all idols who are dating secretly be able to safely graduate without being discovered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606036
But talking shit about scandals is the best part of following AKB. If I wanted a boring group without scandals, I would stick to Momoclo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606018
>Deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

At last some footage of Natsu Matsuri on this week's AKBShow.
What the fug, they even brought that Yukirin robot at the venue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606104
Doesn't matter. They are gonna show the whole thing next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604630
Miyu actually has talent tho.
She is attending and majoring in Music.
She wants to be a better singer, song writer and composer.

She is no joke when it comes to that.
Even after she grads. which won't be any time soon. She will have a lot of exp. being in the idol world and what it takes to produce songs as well.
Miyu will be alright...

If you want to know whom were real bitches in the group.
-Matsubara Natsumi: She has a banging ass body, but her attitude towards staff was meh. You can also see it in video on the 1st or 2nd janken they had.
-Oota Aika: She seemed ok, but she was known to throw her tantrums. There was even an AKBingo or Shukan where she and harugon were doing some tel. thing. She didn't want to do shit even while they were filming.
-Oku Manami : Same as Matsubara

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604123
yup. wrong neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606018
No one liked Maeda either yet she turned out fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606402
Maeda Ami, right? She's in a bad place right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606405
What's up with Aamin?

[Anonymous No.]

Rabutan is dieting, don't really thenk she needs to, but can't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606483
Is that so? I'm watching the stream in between Korea blowing China the fuck out between games in this shitty video game.

Can't wait to see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606524
And just as I said that the next song started.

What the shit, I barely even recognized her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606524
She said so at the introduction part. I'm not sure whether she already lost 3 kilo or plans on doing so.

I haven't watched random stages that often so far, good opportunity to get to know different girls better. Already found at least 3 - Yuutan, Asuka and Erena - which seem lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606419
Not that guy but she sounds depressed in some of her blog posts, like she feels like she's going nowhere or something. She's not always down though, like it's not like she's on suicide watch or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Leave the shitpost to me

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I download majisuka gakuen season 1 without hard coded subs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604742
You mean something like this? Perhaps if someone puts pressure on Yasusu over at 755 maybe she'll get to do it again at the next Fuyu Matsuri.
http://youtu.be/cv2GnY2e6SQ?t=15m45s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606559
Try Hello!Online if you haven't already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606546
I see thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Now I'm in the mood for another seitansei. Will rewatch Merus after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606596
I like Paruru because she has autism

[Anonymous No.]

■HKT48 栄光のラビリンス CM選抜メンバー最終結果
*1位　宮脇咲良＿　　　52,428 枚
*2位　指原莉乃＿　　　39,471 枚
*3位　朝長美桜＿　　　39,172 枚
*4位　熊沢世莉奈　　　36,523 枚
*5位　井上由莉耶　　　35,950 枚
-------------------------------------
*6位　渕上舞＿＿　　　32,814 枚
*7位　穴井千尋＿　　　27,026 枚
*8位　本村碧唯＿　　　26,833 枚
*9位　松岡菜摘＿　　　25,780 枚
10位　森保まどか__　　 25,694 枚
11位　兒玉遥＿＿　　　24,156 枚
12位　駒田京伽＿　　　23,330 枚
13位　田島芽瑠＿　　　22,392 枚
14位　上野遥＿＿　　　21,662 枚
15位　梅本泉＿＿　　　21,391 枚
16位　山田麻莉奈　　　19,107 枚
※1位：CMセンター
※2～5位：CM内で優先してカメラに抜かれるフォーカスポジション

>tfw no Meru
I don't think this semen slurping commercial is for me guys, at least Mio is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604284
DEBU BUTA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604427
#JusticeForNao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604968
completely normal, I don't really care about NMB (and HKT) either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12604968
>>12606658
I think most people only follow or care for a few groups really. For me it'd be AKB and HKT and occasionally Nogizaka. The small interest in SKE I had got lost when Kuumin graduated and NMB, well, NMB is the Milky group and I don't like sluts.

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>>12606658
NMB are a lot of fun, they have a large concentration of strange members, but if you don't like that kind of thing (I love NMB because of this), then it's understandable that you don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606018
You're a bad liar Mayuyu.

[Anonymous No.]

AKB/Nogizaka > HKT >>NMB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SKE

But ske makes good music

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606018
Ikoma ruined the episode for me. I really fucking hate Ikoma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606675
JKT >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nogizaka > NMB > AKB > SKE > HKT

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606677
Best nogi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606683

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606688
I'd even prefer Slutringo over her. Her voice is annoying her whole attitude is shit, she's ugly. I don't think I ever hated a girl with a burning passion like I hate her. It's especially bad since she gets so much attention.

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>>12606675
Sasshi > Rena/Paruru/Milky > HKT > Gudetama > everything else in Japan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest of the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606692
My opinion > your opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606690
Her voice is great, I want to hug her everytime i hear it

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a high density of lesbians in Nagoya? I know 2 people personally who lives in Nagoya and they're both lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606700
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gay_villages#Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606690
Her voice is the one thing I like about her, I just wish she ever said things worthy of it though :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606703
>España
>Si

[Anonymous No.]

Plastic, not even once

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people want a medal for not liking a girl. Theres so many and people dont know, dont care about most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606713
It's like she's becoming un-gremlin. Nothing wrong with gremlin :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606713
Hey! I was wondering where the hell did I leave that pic, now that it's canon. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606716
I just mentioned Ikoma because she barged into something which she ruined for me. which isn't the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606694
Like I give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606596
Some of the most adorable stuff I've seen

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate how everyone is so neutral on Mayuyu. I met her once (worked as an apprentice for a cinematographer) and she was a fucking prima donna. Can't even look at her in the eyes. I saw her demanding stuff to her manager and I just wanted to kick her ass.

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>>12606752
0/10

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>>12606752
Face it you're jealous of Mayuyu.

[Anonymous No.]

Talking about rankings, which team have the best stages songs and why is team B?

>http://youtu.be/uiG0CGsBs-E
>http://youtu.be/pnz_EgiExMI
>http://youtu.be/dq4jFWZKLUE
>http://youtu.be/kMWdcrIwYcM
>http://youtu.be/6Xr7qx2p298

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606752
gr8 b8 m8 r u mad¿

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606757
>>12606758
>>12606761
It's appaling how easily people take the bait. That's what you get when Tumblr spillovers and summerfriends stay for two months and think they're oldfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606761
>>12606758
>>12606757
>responding this much to most retarded bait of the century

Any Jo fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606759
I agree with you mate, but not with the particular songs.

Team B oshi is basically GOAT tier, but the rest of the great songs in my opinion are the the multitude of great songs. Pajama Drive might just have the greatest amount of great songs of any stage ever.

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>>12606789
err...

*multitude of unit songs
jeez I'm too out of it right now to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606179
I love Miyu, i'm the one that posted >>12604400, i said she's boring but it's just that she's always kinda invisible in TV shows and i think that's why they never pushed her, i really hope she starts doing solo works soon, i just want to hear more of her voice.

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>>12606770
I'd say I'm neutral on Jo, bordering on liking her, but in the end it comes down to not really being exposed to her enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606599
I have.

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>>12606805
She graduated for a year and came back, and has been sticking around in kenkyuusei ever since. So unless you keep an eye out for her you probably won't be seeing much of her for a while unfortunately. Her G+ is a lot of fun though, she posts a lot of silly stuff.

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>>12606770
I find her silliness really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606758

No. And not trolling but I really did work for her. I'm just amazed how you people are so in denial. Go on ask me anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606928
I don't know man, if she was really a bitch, someone would have leaked something to the public. But I'll bite, what were you doing with Mayuyu?

[Anonymous No.]

>Bump limit reached

wow this thread worth it again

[Anonymous No.]

i miss Yuko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607001
go hard or go home

>>12606928
>>12606980
Okay but if we're gonna be indulging in fanfic then at least make it good. At the very least make it end with something like Rena NTRing you with Mayu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606980

I work for a cinematogpraher from the US. He worked for a director (I can't say) but basically the team (including him) flew to Japan to shoot for something. (I can't tell again.) Though I'm pretty sure you have an idea what video I am talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607012
At least entertain the possibility that he might actually have done it. It's infinitesimally unlikely, but stranger shit has happened on here in the past.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12607017
Not really, no.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607016
>I can't say

C'mon atleast try and make this interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607029

No. Go fuck yourself newfag. You all know what video I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607029
He's about to provide either prime pasta or an actual interesting story. Shut up and listen, summerfriend. Just because you read on KYM that "4channers" are often abrasive doesn't mean that you don't have to lurk and learn.

[Anonymous No.]

We in too deep already, gimme something good.

But if things get too tough, I'm ready for Rena NTR anytime, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607021
That is too funny. Where from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607035
If we all know, then it doesn't matter if you say it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607035
So you come here, say things about something, can't even prove anything and expect us to believe what you're saying? Yeah, ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607070
I did Mayu in the ass. She was real bitchy about it, complained to her manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607021
I can recognize the bully but who's the victim?

[Anonymous No.]

Uha has seen some shit in ske

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607112
forgot the pic, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607115
Only the graduate can know peace from this evil.

[Anonymous No.]

R8 m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607016
Just say UZA already. Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607252
this is made so fucking badly that I can't help but laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607270
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard. He slipped on his fucking arse. He gave it to Demba Ba. Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

[Anonymous No.]

Haruppi gives me the same vibes as Jurina. Where they think they're so above everyone else. Anyone else feels this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607315
Nope. Haruppi is known to be a depressed idol.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone knows what band this is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607328
Oh I already got it, didn't think google would actually suggest the proper result just by "Ramon". It's Ramones, some kind of punk band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607315
Why you say that? I think she's the kind of idol who will never be accepted into the fandom despite all the push like Ikoma and (this hurt me so much) Meru

>>12607328
Ramones?

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>>12607318
Nope Harupii is a Purasuchikku Monsuta Aidoru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607328
Plastic Ramones?

[Anonymous No.]

time to fap on Tani's vag and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607330
>It's Ramones, some kind of punk band.

in this thread this shouldn't surprise me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607356
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

1year anniversary
2nd single when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf_NXLusUdA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607356
It can be a bait, that's why i ignored, you should have done the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607364
Wait, you expect me to know them? They're not The Beatles for fuck's sake, why would I give two shits about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607368
The Beatles make terrible music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607370
I don't disagree, but they were widely successful and so kinda everbody knows them. I guess if you care about rock then you probably know The Ramones as well, but I don't and so I've never heard of them.

Also I doubt Sakura knows them, wouldn't be the first idol running around with a shirt she has no idea about the origins of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607370
they pioneered the japanese waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607330
>some kind of punk band
Nigga, The Ramones were THE punk band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607370
a fucking idol fan of all people should understand the immense enjoyment that can come from technically underwhelming songs, and that that's not all that defines a band

[Anonymous No.]

are you guys still want to worship mayu after all she done to us ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607380
It's one thing to know a song is bad but still enjoy it. It's another to know a song is bad but tell everybody it's a work of genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607368
I don't expect, that's why i ignore, someone from the late 80s/early 90s should have heard of Ramones. Saying "some kind of punk band" means it's a bait or you're very young, either way there is no reason for me to be replying to any of your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607386
I'm 23. Guess it depends on your age whether you consider that very young or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607383
Wait, who here said the beatles' music were works of genius? Someone just said "They're not The Beatles for fuck's sake" obviously meaning to invoke comparison of popularity in the context. Nothing was said about how good their music was.

[Anonymous No.]

chillax y'all need some cheerios

[Anonymous No.]

Haruppi looks different again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607361
Seems the cover of some AV

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVcBMWDPG2zk&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdnzzMZWsx9w&start2=30&authorName=

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607400
holy shit, is that really haruppi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607400
This is scary, I can barely recognise her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607400
It's like looking at Amina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607400
An OL in her late 20's, after another unsuccessful husband hunting night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607400
Did she fixed the one eye bigger than the other? Doesn't looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

What the HELL is 懸賞生活?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607466
http://www.tofugu.com/2014/01/07/nasubi-the-naked-eggplant-man-who-lived-off-sweepstakes/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607466
Living off of only items you can get for free from magazine/internet free sweepstakes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607400
Damn, you never go full plastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607400
I still love haruppi. She's a lovely little cutie pie. But I love her new hair style. It looks pretty sexy. Did she really have surgery? I don't understand. She is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607492
Justice for kodama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607476
>>12607485
Any idea how far they plan on going? I mean they can't just stay in the room for months, they got, at the very least, their theater performances to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607518
I think its a 24 hour period once a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607518
What, are they planning this for an akb member?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607381

But I don't worship her. She's not very interesting. Sometimes when I want to rub one out I watch one of her bikini videos, that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpLi63FnW2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZez5GMHpmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYqGJ4pqs6A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607666


>Mayuyu's 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607666

Best news source

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607016
was it Joseph Kahn and gingham check?

[Anonymous No.]

Just got this code from Steam. Gabe is watching

[Anonymous No.]

Was sayuringo on tonight's doko? I don't saw her but i only was able to see the last 10-15min so probably appeared before

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone watched Sailor zombi? Is it good/funny?

[Anonymous No.]

Inb4: The miyuki solo will be a mirukii PV

[Anonymous No.]

Wanted to post the webm

[Anonymous No.]

Late but Milky is the center? What the shit is this? Fucking slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607789
Not the center. She gets a solo debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607784
moe moe moe moe moe moe moe MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607789
She won janken and the reward this year is a solo debut, and the rest of senbatsu (2-16) will be the b-side in the mentioned solo single with kojiharu center of the b-side because lost the final againt miyuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607784
>implying that isn't the cutest shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607779
Juri and Kawaei weren't bad, but MC's acting was awkward as hell, zombies looked like shit and the story wasn't best. If you like shows so bad they're actually funny then go ahead and watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607799
She used to be cute, seems like she ages bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607528
Tani and Kaotan are doing it on Ebicalcio.

But it's way more relaxed than the original. For starters they got a computer. And as someone above me said, it's probably not full time either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607801
>shows so bad they're actually funny

I actually like it but is it the right kind of bad good? I mean, does is acknowledge it's bad and silly or does it tries to be serious? I guess i'll take a look because of Juri and Kawaei anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not lolicon
yeah sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607381

So she's a slut after all. I bet she's not a virgin anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607808
It's fun and silly. There were some scenes where I laughed. But yeah, Owada Nana is awkward as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607825
>It's in the internet, must be true

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607400
Is Haruppi dying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606623
I like how fans have been using these things to give Seriinu some attention. It's just a shame she wasn't first though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607808
I think it doesn't try to be too serious, Aki-P knows that wotas are going to buy BD boxes anyway so it's not like he have to try too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607853
Yeah! Justice for Seriinu!
She is so talented and cute, also she can sing better than the plastic monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607315
>Anyone else feels this way?
Not really no. Haruppi is favoured by management like any other front girl but not to the same level as Jurina. She wasn't particuarly popular at the start and had to work towards where she is now. She seems really humble when talking about other older or more popular members as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607902
AND she pretty much got BTFO by the arrival of Meru.

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad Haruppi decided to become a plastic monster. No respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607952
I feel bad for Meru sometimes. She got treated like she was the second coming of Idol Jesus when they started to push her and now she's essentially being dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606752
u mad hillary

[Anonymous No.]

Don't underestimate Meru, she'll back stronger than ever to be the future ace of akb, or at least kami-7 i believe in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608019
I like how that was posted halfway between Hillary's two G+ posts this morning.

>be Hillary
>Come home from a day at the safari park
>make a post about it on G+
>video upload taking awhile
>go to the link the guy on fb gave me
>shitpost on /jp/ about mayu
>video upload finished, post it on G+ too
>Make some replies on 7gogo
>shitpost on /jp/ some more
>Go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

What is this deal about Hilary and /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608068
Nothing. Some creeper likes to pretend he can talk to hillary on facebook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608068
Literally nothing, some people really believed that hillary would come here to shitpost with us

[Anonymous No.]

Kek

http://mastiff.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/akb/1413719751/

How can someone fap to this, what's the difference with fap directly to her?

[Anonymous No.]

Plastic appreciation post

http://tvcap.info/2014/9/19/140919-0151460908a.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Vgu7z0P.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PFHEd7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9172ikz.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607252
>making a Slippy G edit months after both events happened
And it's still always gonna be hilarious.

>>12607400
Are you sure she didn't get kidnapped and replaced by someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608284
It is obviously meant for those degenerates who would have no qualms about either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607784
100x better than original

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608284

How the fuck are there so many people looking for Ryoha-lookalikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607784

Plastic monster! Devourer of cocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607811
And what's wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608494
Because she's gorgeous m8

[Anonymous No.]

>polarizing
fuck this word. More then 80% of votes weren't for your favorite girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Why subbers don't just sub the last content instead three years ago shows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608562
I wonder that sometimes but I'd feel bad complaining seeing as it's my fault for not learning Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608562
Because they do it for free. Don't complain or they'll stop. Unless they're freaks or communists, motivation would be paper thin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608582
>they do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608582

Subber here and this is quite true. I'm actually a freak when it comes to accuracy and formatting, but overall I would consider myself a lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608582
I'm not complaining just saying that could be better put all that effor on the last episodes instead shows with 90% of graduated members

>>12608580
Yeah i'm learning but too fucking slow so I probably give up because when I'll be able to understand something probably I will be tired of akb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608630
I wouldn't give up, assuming you have other weeb interests outside of AKB learning Japanese is the best thing you can do for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608634
I don't like anime/manga if is that what are you guessing but yeah I'll keep learning because don't want to lose all the learned even if it's just a 0.5% of N5, also I like to learn other languages despite I'm a fucking neet, I would be happy if someday my japanese knowledge is barely similar to my english, which is poor but enough to shitpost through the internet and these things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608670

What's your native language? Mine's Chinese so learning Japanese was like learning a weird dialect with a bunch of English words mixed in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608630
the graduated members are the best though

akb has too many nobodies nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608697
>the graduated members are the best though

AKB being popular is a given so I'm not so sure current members are trying as hard. Also, there are way too many members nowadays and each person is getting less attention.

http://youtu.be/jnFrTxwNq4A?t=8m20s

I still love Yuko.

[Anonymous No.]

So fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608688
Spanish, I think english is pretty easy for us but for some reason we aren't able to speak it properly perhaps because we're a bunch of lazy asses, so for you the japanese is like for us the italian-portuguese-french for example? fuck I envy you

>>12608697
>akb has too many nobodies nowadays
What's your definition of "nobodies", that you don't know how are called doesn't mean they are nobodies, are you one of these who lives in the past?

[Anonymous No.]

If you're complaining about old akbingos only being subbed it's because:
1. nobody wants to sub the shitty new akbingos unless they're special eps
2. they're going in order for completeness sake
3. i think one group claimed akbingo and nobody else wants to do it due to the unwritten subber's code of not doing other group's shows
4. since subbers know japanese(lol) they probably started following akb earlier than most of the fanbase and therefore, probably like the graduated members

there are random groups subbing ske, nmb, hkt, and nogizaka stuff though. you might have to go through tumblr to find them

[Anonymous No.]

寝

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608751
But all of the "golden age" of AKBINGO episodes have been long since subbed. Groups just sub random episodes from a year or two ago, which are all shit anyway.

I don't really care though, I'd rather watch the shows raw, understand 40-50% of it, and move on instead of having to suck on some ego tripping fansubbers teet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608751
>there are random groups subbing ske, nmb, hkt, and nogizaka stuff though. you might have to go through tumblr to find them
The whole fansubbing situation is such a freaking mess, thank god for people maintaining the master list(s) on Google Doc. Trying to dig through tumblr, Facebook, and such was a nightmare before.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I transition from a kpop fag to a jpop fag?

Fapping to AKB, NMB is way easier than kwhores these days.

Best songs? Best idols?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608837
watch all the documentaries
then start watching the variety shows and stages
start browzing G+ and 7gogo profiles
then choose your oshimen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608837
Fuck off plastic lover. You aren't supposed to fap to idols. Best stick to your plastic toys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608860
What about Sakura and Haruppi? kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608848
where to watch all that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608870
Most of the docs and variety shows are on Dailymotion

Didn't the OP used to have a link to an FAQ?
Whatever happened to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608848
>Suggesting watching the documentaries first

Documentaries are boring if you don't already care about the subject matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608848
no, watch akbingo first

[Anonymous No.]

>>12606669
I watched NMB grow when they were just debuting (which was also a day before my oshimen Yokoyama got promoted), so it really cemented my attachment and emotional investment on them. Sure there were bad times, but this group is lovely and full of soul. I also love that they're funny and take owarai seriously, Such pride.

[Anonymous No.]

The problem with NMB is that thier TV shows are pretty shitty, they've only had one that I'd consider watchable. I don't know how that happened, being part of Yoshimoto should've given them an advantage in that area, but apparently not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609081
What's your definition of shitty? I thought most of their shows were enjoyable, but that's because I also enjoy them interacting with Yoshimoto Geinin. Star Hime introduced me to them and it had a bit of SKE in it too, Naniwa Nadeshiko was one great variety show for them that helped me get to know them (first gen/Team N) and their quirks, Docking48 was hilarious despite them not doing much there (they made up for all of that because or all the Challenge48 stuff and again, I enjoy the other comedians), Geinin made showcase of their comedic progress, Manabu-kun is like the trivia show with NMB as guests (the random challenges they do to is like a reincarnation of Challenge48), YNN is like the best show they have as it showcases all of them in situations that they themselves chose (Riichan 24H, I want to be a model, Animal episodes, Nandeyanen Camp was incredible if just for that Fuuko-Beyonce monomane but there were tons more or fun), then there's the Meccha Baito thing recently which is also enjoyable.

Then they have other shows (there's a lot of those really) where several members are random guests and they make the most of it.

I don't know what kind you're looking for in this sense. Would you rather it be something like Ebi Show or AKBINGO?

[Anonymous No.]

Paruru has such autism body language

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609081
>>12609116

Manabu-kun is actually really, really good right now despite it being awful at the start. It'll never get subbed though because a weekly hour-long show is too much for any sub group to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609116
>YNN is like the best show
This so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609126
I agree. You get to learn interesting stuff and find out who the baka is and stuff (Milky is smart, who'd have thought).

I miss Maachun in the group and I see this picture in Sayaka's G+. A mixture of happiness and sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

I think that Geinin is an awful show (at least the beginning of the first season was), and most people's first exposure when they look into NMB is Geinin. They watch boring Geinin, and lose any interest in following NMB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609151
I guess that's true, for the international fans, there's already the language barrier but with NMB material, there's also the cultural barrier (owarai) hence the disconnect. It's a common occurrence and I can't really blame them for being put off by it. But giving it a chance would probably change some people's minds (especially since all three seasons are subbed).

NMB is a real hit or miss. I personally liked them initially because of their performance level (pls watch Harucon) and then the shows mentioned above made me love them more,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608925
atleast watch the kin sma special documentary
its a good intro to the group and how they started

also show must go on and no flower without rain are really fucking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607330
>some kind of punk band.
. . .
this world is so wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609177
Wait. Somebody subbed the third season already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609234

http://teppensubteam.tumblr.com/tagged/geinin%21-3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609293
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Paruru like plastic monsters so much? She was friends with Tomochin, and in this month''s AKB to XX Sakura said that Paruru was the member she had the best relationship with in AKB.

Also toplel at Sakura saying she wants to have a better relationship with Mayuyu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609360
Don't talk shit about Tomochin m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609360
Paruru is a nice girl.
She likes to be friends with plastic monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

So basically the entirety of NMB decided to suddenly all get Twitters at the same time, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Since when has Murashige been such a fatty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609481
Yeah, everyone was like "why only Sayanee?" so Milky tried and pestered for them to let her have one too and then everyone else was like me too! And then everyone got twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609481
AKB has that exclusivity deal with G+ that I guess either ended or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609560
was it really exclusive? I thought it was just some weird agreement rather than a proper deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609530
Turns out being a cumdumster for a male idol makes you fat? Who da thunk it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609562
I don't know but a bunch of members got 755 and twitter accounts recently and when they members graduate they instantly delete their G+ for some reason. Its a clusterfuck at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609530
since this year akbingo luck ranking ep predicted her to become fat by the end of the year

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609481
Ripopo's tweets is funny as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609618
Everything that comes out of Ripopo's mouth is comedy gold. It's gotta be the delivery, because she is literally the funniest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608837
did the same transition

for me it was from just watching variety shows, mostily akbingo, because it doesn't really matter who's in it since the shows are cut to be generally entertaining and you get to see recurring character bits that lead you into getting to know the members

[Anonymous No.]

http://48pedia.org/%E4%B8%AD%E8%A5%BF%E6%99%BA%E4%BB%A3%E6%A2%A8

How come this girl hasn't ever ranked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12608837
Step 1: Learn Japanese

If you can't do step one you will never be a true fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609725
Can't stand Chiyori. Not sure why.

I love Hilary though. Hilary is my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609725
because she's in akb and they dont have to get fans. She just has to get a talent agency who can get jobs for her by dropping the akb name which the popular members keep relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609731
>I love Hilary though. Hilary is my waifu.
Who cares? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609733
>being this upset
do you dislike freedom faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609735
XD usa ftw

[Anonymous No.]

AKB48 38thシングル「希望的リフレイン」劇場盤　2次

山本彩　25/25
松井玲　25/25
渡辺美　24/24
柏木由　21/25(1)
松井珠　19/25(2)
渡辺麻　18/25
宮脇咲　16/25(2)
須田亜　16/25
向井地　15/20(1)
高橋み　13/25(1)
山田菜　11/25(1)
小嶋陽　11/25?
指原莉　04/25(2)
横山由　03/20(1)
宮澤佐　02/25
高柳明　02/20(1)
島崎遥　01/25
小嶋真　01/25
岡田奈　01/25
木﨑ゆ　01/25
白間美　01/25
込山榛　01/20
渋谷凪　01/20
川本紗　01/15

[Anonymous No.]

Mayu is a beacon of hope in this plastic world

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Lemon legs

Is she healthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609764
Poor queen has to deal with these 2 fuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609771
Lemon is just loli healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609742
wow Sayanee and Rena already sold out? Milky coming at 3rd

[Anonymous No.]

Team Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609754
Did this already air? I can't find it anywhere, and even on the official fuji terebi website it isn't listed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609837
Never mind I found it. It's airing on the 28th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609837
Airs 10/28 as far I know

[Anonymous No.]

Merrica is talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609851
Find the seven diferences

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know what the oldest AKB48 show is? AKBINGO started in early 2008, and AKB48+10 started in late 2007. Are there any that predate this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609861
AKB48+10! started in 2007

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609885
I just said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609885
Let's not forget 2007's AKB48+10 guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609481
https://twitter.com/yamada7dayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609861
AKB48+10 is earlier than AKBingo!... 2007 I think.

Dunno if there's anything earlier than that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609564
>Mio
>Fat

Fuck off, she's adorable

[Anonymous No.]

Is kitarie plastic, half chinese or just ugly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610016
rie is beautiful, lovely, and pure

[La reina del arroz con pollo !32cStkHdMw No.]

Sure this girl needs some plastic in her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610004
>jumping to the conclusion that fat is an insult instead of a neutral describing adjective

Having fun living in the retard liberal west?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610032
I find girls with flat asses so unatractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610032
>>12610058
A shame too, since she's so pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609861
Probably the AKB48 48 Minutes shorts, I think it aired somewhere around the beginning of 2007. It's just a collection of episodes lasting a few minutes each where the members compete in some small challenges (jumprope, speed eating, etc...), I guess it would still be interesting to check if you want to see each individual member doing a little self-presentation at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610150
who's the one in the bottom-right panel? Looks familiar but can't identify her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610171
Umeda Ayaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610173
Churi2pure
She's also fucking nuts and like all crazy chicks is probably fucking incredible in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610177
Churi is perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610203
>Keicchi says that Churi's butt is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

about what percentage of tomochins body weight is made up of her improved breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12607784
According to the wiki she performed Miyawakii at Kagoshima in the Kyushu 7 Tour, but on Hello-Online I only find Fukuoka and Oita. Could you help me out, where can I find her performing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610204
Stupid sexy bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610204

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows Keicchi prefers pettanko though. She likes tits to be small but have good form. None of this oppai monster bullshit like momoka 'huuur big tits are great xD' shit.
Keicchi has class.
She says Churi's butt is first class. Not big but perfectly formed with a little firmness and good handfuls. None of this fat ass bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610228
>She says Churi's butt is first class. Not big but perfectly formed with a little firmness and good handfuls. None of this fat ass bullshit.
Rena said something like that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610032
Don't bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610216
So, I researched it a bit more, according to the comments on H!O on one of the releases only Fukuoka(Day/Evening) and Oita were recorded. What the hell management?! So I guess his webm is just from the short clip that has been floating around for a while?
How can they not release this, goddamn. Hope she performs it at some other event soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610265
Yes the clip is from some news program, I'm not a sakura oshi but I've read time ago that her performance wasn't included on the dvds but I can be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Is Shimada getting prettier? She was pretty cute in Ebicalcio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610294
She was always cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610173
>>12610203
Stop it, i think about Churi all day for some reason since last week, i'm going crazy, she's not even my ske oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12609725
I suppose it's my fault. I'm her fan and all member I fancy don't rank or considerably drop in ranks year by year.

>>12610016
>just ugly
consider optic surgery

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw I wonder if rena is actually a major bully
I keep hearing that she's a nightmare to the other girls and often teases and bullies them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12610212
>nail "art" on the toes
disgusting

i like tomochin but this is going too far

[Anonymous No.]

>watch ebicalcio
>Jurina saying how much she loves protein
I know exactly why I have this boner.jpg

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>>12610265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXv5i3aRQk4

(まこきー) > (みやわきー) >>>>> (わるきー)
Kojimako the cutest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z20C0YGUSMQ

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>>12610333
Akimoto pls

And don't get too close with Sasshi!

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Can someone explain why Tani and Kaotan are in a white room with porn mags dressed in one piece swimsuits and looking like they've just been hired for a jav.

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>>12610351
I agree

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>>12610365
As far I know seems like they are recreating some 24h reality for ebicalcio

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>>12610173
>>12610177
>>12610203

>tfw Churi will never stand over your bed perched like a bird and stare at you while you sleep

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>>12610365
They have to win a certain amount of money through magazine and internet sweepstakes. They are not allowed to leave until they do, and they cannot survive on anything except what they win.

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>>12610388
>winning through sweepstakes
w-wut
but you never win shit on internet sweepstakes
>kaotan applies for some shoddy chinese site promising money for surveys
>chinese faggots hack webcam

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>>12610117
>>12610240
Reading subs with no sound is hard to follow.

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>>12610351
Thanks. I always thought that Sakura is hot, but since she has done all of these gravure shoots my dick can't hep it but go diamond, especially when they put her in a skirt that short. I still don't fap to idols, but man, if someone would make me cross that line it'd be her.

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>>12610240
Is Akarin a slut?

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>>12610390
I'm not sure but I think you have to win the money. It's based off of some show from the 90s where it took some guy a year to make the money and back then he only had magazines, so I would assume surveys for cash wouldn't count.

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>>12610393
I've never actually seen AKB subs before, that looks so awkward to read. It just makes everything so stiff.

"怪しい" is like a normal thing to hear in Japanese but "so suspicious" just sounds stupid in English.

I can't imagine what a mess it would be when they're doing their cute one-liners and stuff. Unfortunately you can't actually sound cute in English, at least not to the extent that you can in Japanese. Very strange.

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>>12610427
I just watched the other clip, it's not even accurate. "Have you broken up with him for today?" isn't even right. It should be "WILL you break up with your boyfriend?"

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>>12610427
>>12610431
They are fansubs so it's expected that they are not always going to be completely accurate

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>>12610427
I'm just saying it sucks having to either watch or read the thing. I can't do both at the same time.

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>>12610436
Yeah I know, I was just commenting on how weird it is to see Japanese phrased in English. How can you even have an oshi if you're seeing her with this language barrier? I know many of them are just playing a character anyway, but it just seems even more disconnected and lonely to not even understand them speak.

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>>12610365
http://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/akb48/news/p-et-tp0-20141004-1377128.html

It's a remake of a reality show that a comedian did back in 1998, for the record it's the same guy they pull into the room at the beginning to give some advice to the girls. Google 進ぬ！電波少年 and you'll probably find some videos of the original version.
The challenge was to live only off free stuffs obtained by sending coupons and participating in magazine sweepstakes. The goal was to obtain a total of 1,000,000 yen worth of goods (in Kaotan and Tani's case it's 1/10 of that), until then he had to stay confined inside his apartment completely naked.

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>>12610447
>it's the same guy
Oh shit! Was that why he was so shit scared about going back into the room? The fucker must have been having PTSD

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>>12610351
Just for completeness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCHWHlOD9wM

The song doesn't suit her I think but she has a hot body.

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Who has the most hardcore wotas?

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>>12607024
These kids versus those kids

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Here's Paruru

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Has Haruna Kojima undergone plastic surgery ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gh8gJgtfv0

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WTF I'm watching? 1/?

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>>12610525

2/?

Is this where idols end when their career is over?

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>>12610525
Paruru's segment was the only reason to watch that show..
I'll never understand why they made it like a kids show. Maybe if it aired sometime in the morning I could see it, but no.

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>>12610546
That show was great for asmr.

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>>12610546
Paruru's segment is brilliant, one of the best things i ever watched, they should give her a solo show where she has no idea what she's doing at all.

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>>12610543
What kind of kids' show has a shit as mascot?

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>>12610525
>>12610543
It's a typical production by Yuichi Fukuda, if you have watched any of his movies it's easy to pick up and get used to his kind of surreal humor. The whole show is supposed to be a big send-up of child-oriented shows but those two segments in particular are pretty straight about which kids shows they're spoofing, namely Tsukutte Asobou and Anpaman.

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>>12610613
It's Yuichi Fukuda's work? That's why i find it so good, his work is great.

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Dafug :DD

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>>12610351
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ha63d_aidol-kagoshima-midnight-miyawaki-sakura-140205_people also

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Why can't they make another show like bimyo?
Yui was funny back then, but now after she went to NMB I bet it would be even better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do3VA8KeaPA

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Sakura doesn't look pure anymore ;_;

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>>12610496
Naochan 2 cute. Naochan is literally the cutest and lovliest in 48g bar none. Look at her there. Doting on her senpai's and holding the menu like a good girl. What a good cutie.

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>>12610715
Who wants to be pure when you can get more attention in this way

>dat tiny bra
Sakura pls

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>>12610717
http://vimeo.com/108675846

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>>12610613
What was the joke with yukarin's segment exactly? Just that she was "sexy" or whatever?

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>>12610737
It's a bedtime story with a twist ending.

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>>12610734
>doing a kungfu takedown on the cutest aidoru that ever existed
I love you Churi but bullying Naochan is HARAM

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>>12610666
Yuihan is so fucking hilarious in Bimyo.

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>>12610740
She was just overwhelmed by the Nao's love

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>>12609742
>Paruru
Can't believe there are still people who wants HS with her

>Rena
My waifu is doing it well

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Where is that FAQ and why is it not in the OP?

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>mfw an idol ate something and didn't say oishii near me

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>>12609742
It's baffling me how popular Sakura is. I don't want to hate her, I actually like her, but she's not really good at anything, besides gravure maybe. But then again, I also didn't expect Milky to do that good after the 2nd scandal, so my opinion probably means shit.

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>>12610845
The most important thing to being popular is being visible. She got some visibility and management has chosen to run with it, which leads to more visibility, which leads to popularity by simply throwing her at as many people as possible and seeing what sticks.

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>>12610845
It's probably Japan shit taste in action as always.

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I used to like sakura but since this heavy push and see almost a daily gravure of her I start to dislike her, it's normal?

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>>12610870
It's normal to start disliking someone if their identity or character starts to shift in a direction you don't like, yes.

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>>12610351
How could they not record the best performances imo to have graced the earth.
I want... nay, need videos of Sakura performing Miyawakii and Rappa Renshuchu. I also wouldn't mind Yamamoto Mao's performance of Nagisa no Cherry.

At least there's Makokii.

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>>12610870
I get what you mean, I feel a bit hipster for it, but I just think she was more charming around girls like Chihiro, Murashige, Rabutan and such, the girls she started out with. She feels so misplaced in AKB, it feels so fake.

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>>12610240
I don't really follow NMB. What show is this?

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>>12609742
Why is Mion so popular

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>>12610900
Geinin

>>12610870
I still like her, but yeah, I liked the hilarious awkward Sakura more

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I thought the sexy janken was going to be a serious thing and was just a weird way to promote the book of some old lady, would be great a sexiness tournament with yukirin, rino and kojiharu.....

I'm talking about the last ariyoshi btw

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It feels good to not have an oshi. I like girls that I like and that's it. I don't have to blindly defend someone when they do something I dislike, or force myself to like it in order to keep up this oshi/waifu meme that people do. It's just a stupid marketing gimmick to get people invested and to make more money at sousenkyo. Akibuta is now trying to make oshi groups. He already said he wants to make it like baseball where you have a home team that you route for. It's fucking retarded.

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Joker push when

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>>12610986
>He already said he wants to make it like baseball where you have a home team that you route for. It's fucking retarded.
Didn't they've axed the whole thing ~month ago?

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>>12610993
What do you mean? Isn't he making a hokkaidou team?

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>>12610987
When she turns heel.

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>>12610995
>Isn't he making a hokkaidou team?
Same situation as TPE48

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>>12610443

The language barrier actually makes them seem more tolerable.

Personally, the more Japanese I learned, the more awkward and embarrassing these idols started to become.

But when they're completely foreign to you, you get this feel of "what's different must be good", "this is so much less embarrassing than the likes of Miley Cyrus". It's the old story about how the grass is always greener.

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>>12610987
Why do people call her Joker? I doubt she uses that nickname herself.

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>>12611187
Dat smile tho'

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>>12611187
Not all the ppl call her joker though, is only in this thread I guess, and is for her weird (but lovely at the same time) smile of course

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Last Nogidoko so good.

Any idea if it was shot pre- or post-scandal?

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>>12611187

She is known by a different name in non-murrika areas.

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HAPPENING

First gravure of hillary

>https://plus.google.com/+%E5%B9%B3%E7%94%B0%E6%A2%A8%E5%A5%88/posts/LABPaTJGNWJ
>http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B00HA1384C/

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>>12611263
Nice.
Also, I really like her english videos, allthough I think her translation this time is kinda shit. Or do people in the US actually commonly say "I'm in a real fix"? It sounds so unnatural.
I remember the one with her brother, damn I'm jealous of him, she mentioned once that the other members wanted to meet him.

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>>12611211
>>12611210
Ok, so it's a nickname some English-speaking fan made up because of her smile. Got it. I found it odd because I've haven't seen the Japanese call her Joker.

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>>12611280
>I'm in a real fix
I wouldn't call it "common" but it's not weird.

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>>12611263

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New thread
>>12611608

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>>12611280
it was a common phrase in the past but that was decades ago

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>>12610004
Is she scandal free? Thinking of oshihening.

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>>12607779
I actually liked it.
Some parts of it were kind of fucked up for an AKB drama