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I think the janny is warming up some hotpockets,

Can we get a NEET thread going?

>> No.12592945

I've been a NEET for 4 or 5 years. I don't know what to do.

>> No.12592950

>>12592945
Become a janitor.

>> No.12592951

W-what happened to the last thread?

>> No.12592952

>>12592950
But I want to get paid.

>> No.12592953

>>12592951
This is the same thread. The post got wiped.

>> No.12592957

>>12592953
Holy shit

>> No.12592958
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>>12592951
Jannie decided to check /jp/ in between hot pocket sessions, i.e. when he was on the toilet pushing digested hot pockets out of his loose asshole.

>> No.12592960

>>12592953
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.12592967

Alright, meido's definitely fucking around now.

pls don't torture me

>> No.12592974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRnDbOwGipo

>> No.12593000

How many NEETs are persecuted on /jp/?

>> No.12593008

>>12593000
Millions.

The one who finally had enough moved to /gnfos/. It's a /jp/sie paradise over there.

>> No.12593021

Remember when....

>> No.12593021,1 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd

>> No.12593075

>>12592958
Does he eat those?

>> No.12593075,1 [INTERNAL] 

Guys I might be getting a smartphone but that means I will be part of le Jewgle botnet? I'm scared, how do I use an Android phone? Do I make a fake Google account to link to myself? I have to give my credit card info and real number for apps and stuff.

>> No.12593075,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593075,1
uh why would you get one unless you go outside (which is not what a true w-bro would do)?

>> No.12593075,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593075,1
There's no way you don't have a gmail account Use that.

>> No.12593131

What's your favorite fruit?

>> No.12593142

>>12593131
You.

>> No.12593149 [DELETED] 

NEET here, how can I get a gun for self-defense?

I heard the civilian marksman program gives you a free m1 garand, but izzat true?

>> No.12593168

>>12593149
You mean for suicide?

>> No.12593180

>>12593168
Nah, for self-defense.

I'm an anti-bully NEET and I will shoot bullies who bully me, dude!

>> No.12593182

>>12593180
Man I wish I had an anti-bully NEET friend to protect me from this world

>> No.12593185

>>12593180
Can you use your gun to shoot me too if I bully you?

>> No.12593191

>>12593185
If you bully me, dude, yeah.

But I don't have a gun right now so no.

>> No.12593192

>>12593142
Fuck you fag

>> No.12593195

>>12593180
whoa buddy, dont go around shooting people for non life-threatning bully

>> No.12593197

>>12593195
Just be a polite NEET.

>> No.12593202

>>12593182
Get a gun and be an anti-bully NEET yourself, dude!

>> No.12593309

So, what's it like being a NEET? Are you able to take it easy?

>> No.12593322

>>12593309
Every day the weight of guilt of being a parasite to everyone you know pushes down a little harder, and you tell yourself you'll do something tomorrow but you don't and you slowly go crazy knowing it this lazy lifestyle will end in some way

>> No.12593324

>>12593149
Just buy one. Save up the money just like anything else.

>> No.12593328

>>12593322
There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>> No.12593330

I stopped being a neet, sorry.
I had no choice!
I want to go back..

>> No.12593338 [DELETED] 
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where the fatneets at

>> No.12593341

>>12593338
All fatneets go to hell

>> No.12593350

>>12593328
I'm a DarkNEET

>> No.12593354

>>12593324
but free gun!

Free gun!

>> No.12593358

>>12593322
That sounds terrible. I hope you feel better someday Anon.

>> No.12593366

>>12593341
Don't you want to cuddle with a cute 23 bmi fatneet girl while pinching her plump tummy?

>> No.12593386

>>12593338
I can't get fat. I avoid low-fat stuff and cook my foods using fatty methods but I can't gain anything.

Anyway, I wanted a sundae so I went yesterday and got some ice cream and some fudge. When I got home the fudge didn't get hard when it was cold like I remembered and I was really disappointed. Tonight I'm having my second sundae and finishing the container of ice cream.

>> No.12593387

I've masturbated 5 times in the past 2 days! Woah!

>> No.12593391

>>12593386
Oh and also, anyone had the pulled pork stuff from Wendy's? I don't know if it's limited time or what, but it's pretty damn good. I had the fries earlier tonight to go with my 20 nuggets and they made me wish that I had gotten just the pulled pork instead of the nuggets.

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>>12593391
feel when there's a pumpkin pie in the fridge and you want to eat it

>> No.12593409
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>>12593403
feel when i just enjoyed a slice of pumkin pie in the fridge

>> No.12593408

>>12593386
eat fast food like hamburgers and pizza more.

>> No.12593413

>>12593409
wow it must be hard to life in a fridge...

>> No.12593415
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>>12593413
all my desserts are in the fridge

>> No.12593419

>>12593415
oh i thought you ate the pie while you were in the fridge

>> No.12593420

>>12593387

y?

>> No.12593428
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>>12593420
Because I can't control my horny level...

>> No.12593432

>>12593428
>tumblr
Fuck off

>> No.12593433

I want jp to just do me in boypussy while crossdressing. Its to bad it wont happen.

>> No.12593437

>>12593428

But why?

How old are you?

>> No.12593439

>>12593437
I'm 22. And constantly horny.

>> No.12593440

>>12593439
get a gf before you hurt yourself dude

>> No.12593441

>>12593440
I don't need a GF, I have porn.

>> No.12593444

>>12593441
use me instead dude

>> No.12593446

>>12593440
>>12593441

A gf is about relationship mainly.

What he needs is a fuckbuddy.
As do I ;_;

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>>12593446
Wow you queers are fuggin pathetic.

>> No.12593455

Janitor, please delete this thread now. It's strayed from its original intention.

>> No.12593459

>>12592945

I don't either. I've been a neet for 3-4 years too. Nothing I do seems to work and I can't make any breakthroughs. It's driving me crazy. I might just do what my friend did and blow my brains out.

>> No.12593460 [DELETED] 

>>12593446
I said you could fuck me dude. What the hell?

>> No.12593461 [DELETED] 

>>12593455
This was nice while it lasted though. We should have a NEET thread every now and then

>> No.12593462

>>12593444
>>12593446
Sorry, I'm not a gay faggot.

>> No.12593465

>>12593459
Your friend shot himself?

>> No.12593468

>>12593465

Yeah. He wasn't a neet though.

>> No.12593470

>>12593468
Oh... Damn

>> No.12593472 [DELETED] 

im also a neet for over 6 years and fuck my life is so miserable...always watching the computer screen, watch porn all day sometimes watch chinese cartoons but not a much since they are shit anyway but mainly i was obsessed playing video games mainly the classics of ps2 and PS since im a poorfag. and manage of save some money i just pocketed from my mother and buy a vita but sadly this country has no love for vita games and rarely has one. and i dont have a credit card ;_;

and no my mother dont have a credit card too

>> No.12593474

>>12593462
ok ;_;

>> No.12593479

>>12593462
>not being pansexual master race

>> No.12593480 [DELETED] 

who gnfos here

>> No.12593481 [DELETED] 

>>12593454
>>12593460
>>12593462

What?

When I meant fuckbuddy I meant a female...

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>>12593481
Females on /jp/ are on short supply, dude.

>> No.12593490

>>12593481
Why do you want a 3d pig slut over at passable trap?

>> No.12593494

>>12593490
bc hes not a fag? lol

>> No.12593496 [DELETED] 

I've been NEET for 9 years and it's every bit as enjoyable as it was back when I started. I don't know how you guys get bored or feel miserable.

There's something wrong with you guys if you cannot enjoy life.

>> No.12593504 [DELETED] 

>>12593496

Well I am not miserable because I am a NEET. It just happens that I am a NEET. I'm sure I'd be just as miserable working if not more so. Being a NEET is a nice environment to be in if you can have it.

>> No.12593509 [DELETED] 

>>12593496
What do you do all day?

>> No.12593511 [DELETED] 

>>12593496
I've deduced that i'm only miserable because i could end up in the streets at any moment, if i could have a steady, sustainable NEET lifestyle, i wouldn't feel so bad. The dread is preventing me from enjoying anything.

>> No.12593512

>>12593487

Who said it had to be from /jp/?

>> No.12593515 [DELETED] 

>>12593496
This guy knows how to live life.

I've gotten pretty used to ignoring all of my family's expectations of me, but sometimes I slip up and end up giving a shit. Do you have any tips?

>> No.12593516

>>12593504

Because the future.

99% of Neets' future is pretty bleak and the constant worry about this future really downcasts everything

>> No.12593518

>>12593512
where do we import females from?

>> No.12593518,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593515
WWTD?

Please respond

>> No.12593518,2 [INTERNAL] 

If you've already concluded that your life is bleak, why worry about it? Don't worry about stuff you can't control. If you think you can still control your life, then there's no reason to worry.

The only thing I unironically worry about is getting a loli girlfriend.

>> No.12593518,3 [INTERNAL] 

Fell when youre still alive...

>> No.12593518,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593511
please respond

>> No.12593518,5 [INTERNAL] 

Well for posting in this thread I just got banned by the janny again

>> No.12593518,6 [INTERNAL] 

https://soundcloud.com/fjomje/xfactor-intergalactic

Theme music for this thread, courtesy of reddit

>> No.12593518,7 [INTERNAL] 

My mom said she'd give me $500 when we move. What should I spend it on?

>> No.12593518,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,7
a dick

>> No.12593518,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,8
I already have a dick that I think some people would be envious of but I'll never get to use it. Can I buy a loli girlfriend with $500?

>> No.12593518,10 [INTERNAL] 

Uh... My w key was having chattering problems so I looked to see if I could take apart the switch to fix it. I decided to try to take apart a switch that I never used, so I picked the scroll lock key to train on. These keys are soldered onto the board so I thought I could maybe just open it, but I was wrong. I completely destroyed it. At first it lost its clickiness, then actuations didn't register, and then the key would randomly press itself and cause problems. I eventually just pried the whole switch out and removed the metal prongs that were soldered into the board. Now there's just the plastic peg that holds it into the board, and it's easy to remove. The key also no longer turns itself on, which I guess is a solution.

The good news is that I tried blowing air in the w key and pressing it a ton, and it seems to have fixed the chattering problem.

I hope I never have to use scroll lock.

>> No.12593518,11 [INTERNAL] 

So what the fuck my posts were deleted and I was muted but I wasn't banned, or at least I'm not banned yet.

>> No.12593518,12 [INTERNAL] 

whoa i accidentally found out where that age old reactional image was from

http://2.p.mpcdn.net/5119/86258/16.jpg

>> No.12593518,13 [INTERNAL] 

Dear diary, today I bought some new chain lube.

Thank you.

>> No.12593518,14 [INTERNAL] 

i think the neighbors across the street are all on vacation except for the daughter. usually they always take in their trash can from the curb on the same day that the garbage is taken by the garbage truck, but for the past week its been left out until its time to put out the other trash type (recycle and yard waste on saturday, non-recycle on tuesday). the daughter used to park her car in front of the house but for the past week she's been parking in the driveway and thats the only reason why i think she's the only one there

after 10 years of thinking she was some uptight proper religious girl it's kind of nice to know that she's just as lazy as i am about the garbage cans.

>> No.12593518,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,14
what does she look like

>> No.12593518,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,15
uh, well she's not fat and has brown hair they moved in when she was like 9 and all of the sudden her only ass and thighs got really big and her chest stayed pretty flat

>> No.12593518,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,16
is she nice and white or some shitskin

>> No.12593518,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,17
very white

her family is mormon if it helps

>> No.12593518,19 [INTERNAL] 

so she's a shitskin?

>> No.12593518,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,18
I thought you weren't replying so I assumed the worst

>> No.12593518,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,14
Take her trash out for her and she'll fall in love with you

>> No.12593518,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,21
uh, i dont touch other peoples garbage. its annoying because that family often rolls back my trash cans into the driveway

>> No.12593518,23 [INTERNAL] 

and sometimes somebody cuts the grass in the front yard when it gets too long

probably the same people and its fucking annoying

>> No.12593518,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,23
that's hilarious as heck

>> No.12593518,25 [INTERNAL] 

What the fuck was he doing, I reported this thread like two minutes after it got posted.

>> No.12593518,26 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV3PhvCf_Jg

>> No.12593518,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-q5BfMIE6M

>> No.12593518,28 [INTERNAL] 

shit guys i need help mom wants arby for dinner but i dont know what to get fatneets please help me i was thinking of getting the brisket sandwich and a reuben and maybe some fries

>> No.12593518,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,28
Real food, fatass

>> No.12593518,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,29
she doesnt want to go to mcdonalds though

>> No.12593518,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,28
Good choices, enjoy

>> No.12593518,32 [INTERNAL] 

I've got a 500 word essay due 4 hours ago :|

>> No.12593518,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,2
rofl youre fucking retarded bro

>> No.12593518,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,32
I remember this maym
Please do not bring it back

>> No.12593518,35 [INTERNAL] 

Any NEET otaku?

That is, otaku whose hobby is the study of NEETs?

>> No.12593518,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,35
i have a neet friend i used to stalk ama

>> No.12593518,37 [INTERNAL] 

>We're testing CAPTCHA-less posting on /pol/—feel free to give it a whirl.
>EDIT: Now with legacy timers!

shitpost party
get in here :-DDDDDD

>> No.12593518,38 [INTERNAL] 

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/39754159

ebin

>> No.12593518,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,37
I bet this has something to do with Google's new CAPTCHA.

>> No.12593518,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,36
do you wanna have sex with me?

>> No.12593518,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,39
no, there's a bunch of word filters too. pol was just being actual teenbros and racist so much so that a political cartoonist threatened to sue moot because /pol/ kept photoshopping his stuff.

>> No.12593518,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,39
Nah, it's just moot shitting on /pol/ because they called him a cuck.

>> No.12593518,43 [INTERNAL] 

is this going to be permanent for all boards?

>> No.12593518,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,43
No, moot's just doing this to fuck with /pol/.

>> No.12593518,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,44
fuck

>> No.12593518,46 [INTERNAL] 

Watching Dragon Ball has made me appreciate Dragon Ball Z even more. Seeing where all the characters actually came from is really interesting. My favorite parts throughout all of the Dragon Ball series are how Goku interacts with gods, deties, and death. To me it's pretty badass that this guy gets to train with Korin and Mr Popo as a kid, then when he dies a few years later he's given the privilege to keep his body and train with King Kai. Then when he dies again he's allowed to come back for one day and then after that Old Kai gives him another life because Buu is such a threat. Seeing the check in station at Otherworld crowded and in panic and asking Vegeta to help was great too. Even after Majin Buu is defeated Goku just pretty much can do whatever he wants. He even teleports to Otherworld to train.

Plus if you want to count GT, leaving with Shenron and popping up here and there in the future makes it seem like he himself became a god of sorts or at least something more than just a normal mortal.

But then canonically in Z he literally does become a god for 15 minutes and retains enough power afterwards to make the god of destruction impressed. Then of course there's that part when he's offered the god of destruction position.

Goku is one cool motherfucker. I wonder what the next movie is going to be like.

>> No.12593518,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>12593518,46
Seeing Goku start kicking Beerus' ass after he got pissed about Beerus using energy waves was great too. I really wish there were more scenes that showed Goku using instant transmission during a fight though. Even before the instant kamehameha, the scene in the cave was awesome because of how he used instant transmission. Just think of how crazy fighting someone like that would be.

Some of the scenes throughout the series also make me tear up more than should be acceptable for a 25 year old man, but I like it. Dragon Ball is awesome and I love it.

>> No.12593518,48 [INTERNAL] 

8chan.co/jp

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