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Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:29:06 2014 No.12544392 [Reply] [Original]

Let's say I'm a magnate and I'm willing to create the dreamy /jp/ mansion.

On which part should it be located?

Gensokyo is not an option

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:30:33 2014 No.12544395 Aokigahara

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:30:35 2014 No.12544396 Somewhere down south, preferably rural so we can apply for gun licenses (yes, farmers can own shotgun in Japan).

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:30:42 2014 No.12544397 gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:34:30 2014 No.12544405 File: 129 KB, 503x546, 1411950371948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12544396 >so we can apply for gun licenses >yes, farmers can own shotgun in Japan Nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:35:27 2014 No.12544408 File: 137 KB, 600x555, 1374784163971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] okinawa

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:36:54 2014 No.12544414 >>12544396 What native fauna does Japan have than can kill cattle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:38:32 2014 No.12544420 >>12544397 That's not Japan. Although why only on Japan? Europe is better for castles and mansions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:39:34 2014 No.12544424 File: 1.08 MB, 1240x1753, 9a4b28f513cb36c997558b06bcd5310c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12544414 Japanese goblins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:39:35 2014 No.12544425 >>12544408 Isn't stinky?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:40:09 2014 No.12544426 >>12544414 Motherfucking wolves, bears and boars, and illegal immigrants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:41:40 2014 No.12544431 File: 287 KB, 860x700, 1401049480857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12544425 Okinawa smells like feet and everyone smells like BO, especially the girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:42:35 2014 No.12544435 >>12544426 Koreans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:42:44 2014 No.12544437 >>12544392 Hmm, somewhere rural. Perhaps a nice cozy village like Sotoba. You can build a mansion on top of a cliff overlooking the village

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:46:42 2014 No.12544453 >>12544435 And chink, and SEA boat people, nigger, arab... They are all over Tokyo, but you never know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 02:59:51 2014 No.12544486 >>12544414 Wild boars are the main nuisance in the south. They can also be sold for meat, so a lot of farmers go after them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 03:13:06 2014 No.12544511 >>12544486 Sound like fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 03:18:19 2014 No.12544516 File: 347 KB, 540x380, baby-boar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12544511 But anon...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 03:35:55 2014 No.12544547 >>12544516 Cute pigs, my 12ga will show them a lot of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 03:44:42 2014 No.12544568 File: 261 KB, 500x388, L2712641[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12544516

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 03:52:54 2014 No.12544584 >>12544568 That reminds me of Mononoke.

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 03:54:08 2014 No.12544586

>Any competent person can own a shotgun or rifle. All firearms have to be registered with the local police department and when registered, a "blue book" containing information on the firearm is received. The blue book must be in possession whenever transporting or hunting with the firearm. After being a registered hunter for more than 10 years, one may use a rifle for hunting (axis deer, bear). New firearms are very expensive. For example a new model Remington shotgun may cost the local hunter over $3000.00. For many Americans, the used gun market here offers many bargains. Fully functional shotguns can be purchased from $30.00 on up. Since stationed in Japan, I’ve purchased a few Belgium A-5’s as well as SKB over/under, side by side as well as a few rifles well under the blue book prices. Bird hunting is our main focus here, Misawa being a duck hunters paradise. Redheads, spotbills and pintails abound. Three different variety of pheasants can be hunted also. Due to the high cost of hunting, crow hunting became our method of recouping some of our expenses.
http://www.crowbusters.com/begart3.htm

Old as fuck but I hope it's still true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 03:57:18 2014 No.12544591 >>12544568 Don't fuck with boars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 03:57:46 2014 No.12544593 What do you think otter meat tastes like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 04:19:13 2014 No.12544625 >>12544586 also, check one of the recent episodes of Sabagebu! . No shit, they're actively recruiting varmint hunters...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:08:38 2014 No.12544687 >>12544437 Your references would be better served on >>>/a/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:07:09 2014 No.12544758 Hokkaido

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:59:15 2014 No.12544990 Would you allow underage boys like me to live there alongside the older /jp/sies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:01:06 2014 No.12544994 >>12544990 Would you be willing to dress up like a girl, and do lewd things?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:02:18 2014 No.12544998 File: 128 KB, 316x365, 1412047945228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12544990 yeah dude but for you're safety you need to stay with the older /jp/ girls because of degenerate predators like >>12544994

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:02:18 2014 No.12544999 >>12544994 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:03:50 2014 No.12545002 >>12544998 Understood!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:03:58 2014 No.12545004 >>12544392 Fukuoka

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:12:11 2014 No.12545015
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Hokkaido
I like the cold and find summer with bright, warm, and sunny weather unpleasant
Winter is beautiful and we get to stay comfy in kotatsu instead of being humid and uncomfortable like elsewhere in Japan

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:17:48 2014 No.12545018 >>12544994 Obviously. What would be the point in going to jp otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:21:57 2014 No.12545022 >>12544453 Fucking racist. This is /jp/, dammit. Can't you read?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:52:20 2014 No.12545057 Fukushima ground zero

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:56:32 2014 No.12545070 But the /jp/ mansion is already built. It was built through years of fun and friendship and it exists within each of our hearts!

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Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:03:54 2014 No.12545082
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>>12545015
>>12544758
This. Make it happen, OP.
In turn, I'll personally lead the negotiations to ensure that we aren't getting deported to Siberia when WW3 finally starts (or, in this case, WW2 resumes).

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:09:22 2014 No.12545091 >>12545022 This is otaku culture, newfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:10:29 2014 No.12545094 >>12545091 /pol/ pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:11:24 2014 No.12545096 >>12545094 You do that first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:18:10 2014 No.12545118 >>12545096 I'm not going anywhere, /jp/ is my home board. The one who doesn't belong here is you. Not that we don't have enough crossies around already, but your type is even worse than /a/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:43:34 2014 No.12545253 Today I woke up right after my mom left for work, so now I have all day to enjoy being NEET! It would be nice if I was in a mansion drinking tea with /jp/sies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:06:48 2014 No.12545301 File: 19 KB, 332x335, 1370700579901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12545253 nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:11:10 2014 No.12545306 >>12544516 Is it just me or does things, in this case, floras and faunas looks prettier and cleaner in Japan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:11:40 2014 No.12545307 Hokkaido. It isn't even that cold if you're used to living in Canada or Northern Europe. Everywhere else is too warm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:11:48 2014 No.12545308 >>12544516 photography tricks

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:14:30 2014 No.12545310 >>12545307 Is there anywhere in Japan that isn't humid? That would be the dealbreaker in the warmer parts. Kagoshima isn't that hot but it would be horrible with that dampness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:13:49 2014 No.12546399 >>12545306 That's your inner weeb talking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 20:03:26 2014 No.12546743 >>12545307 At this point I don't even care if it's inside a volcano, as long as it's in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 21:02:48 2014 No.12546910 >>12545022 Suck my cock dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 21:06:12 2014 No.12546922 >>12545310 Kagoshima's cooler than Tokyo and Kansai during the summer. Lovely city.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 22:24:40 2014 No.12547075 Reminder that underaged /jp/sies are allowed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 23:16:46 2014 No.12547201 >>12547075 For rape and harem forming?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 07:36:57 2014 No.12548494 >>12547201 For befriending, and loving gently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 07:37:45 2014 No.12548497 >>12548494 Sound like good ol rape to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 08:05:44 2014 No.12548583 >>12548497 Why would you rape /jp/sies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 08:06:39 2014 No.12548587 >>12548583 Because we're all little girls here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 08:57:10 2014 No.12548662 Probably on the outskirts of some large town. This to ensure proper facilities such as internet. Something the average /jp/ probably couldn't live without.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 09:04:35 2014 No.12548669 >>12548583 they've tight buttholes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 09:12:51 2014 No.12548680 >>12544392 I like Kochi. Build it on Kochi. Kochi is nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 10:04:32 2014 No.12548775 >>12548680 NO

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 10:08:32 2014 No.12548783 >>12548775 What happened in Kochi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 10:10:34 2014 No.12548787 >>12548583 I really want to rape a /jp/sie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 10:20:32 2014 No.12548813 What happened to the anon who went living in a farm workhouse?

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