/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Chake id eajy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451521

Those pools are adorable.

I don't think I would want a patchy though. They seem like you look at them the wrong way and BLEEEHHGG cream flying everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451530
It is the perfect companion for a NEET, both are fragile and squishy, and need someone to depend on. They like to nap and stay inside as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451523

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>>12451521
I want to facefuck a Yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451703
Mukyuu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451726
Come here, you little cream puff-flavored onahole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451521
Die easy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451859

[Anonymous No.]

I want to squash them BADLY.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

reminder yukkuris are for loving only, no bullying or squishing allowed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452157
And what If i bully them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452157
I don't think that's a yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452218
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452220
the delicious bean paste within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452220
One is a Dullahan / Rokurokubi, the other is an error of nature.
http://youtu.be/Eta7cqV33jM

[Anonymous No.]

Baby Maricha .82

http://ux.getuploader.com/ennji/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452157
reminder teasing and light bullying are appropriate if you love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452307
Are there any translated yukkuri games? Which are the best ones? I'll be honest, I only like teasing. No full on abyuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452441
>not abusing the cutest ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452672

Shitaraba translated menus/dialogue ongoing. You can just not use the abuse tools. One of the Simyu has a cute petting/playing option where they do flap/flap and get happy when petted. Also the niceheads will saying things like "rub rubbing with mister" while the shitheads will..well talk shit. Most of the games are abuse orientated. One of the Yukkurarium ones is mostly translated with light abuse, bullying..using the broom on them will make them cry and say they are not trash..you can poke them gently until they freak out..or take their accessory and dump it on the other side of the Yukkurarium. That one has only 3 or 4 Yukkuri types.

[Anonymous No.]

You don't acheive any thing by taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452717
>using the broom on them will make them cry and say they are not trash

Oh god my sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452736
Yes you do you achieve taking it easy

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>>12452749
Yes, but other than that you acheive noting. Taking it easy will not aid you in acheiving the goals that you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452756
What If my ultimate goal is to take it easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452763
That's not a goal, it's just being lazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452768
easy*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452717
Then I will try Sim Yukkuri, thank you anon! The latest version is 2.53 e, correct? I'm looking at the thread in OYP.

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>>12452780

There are so many. The current translation project is 1.12.1e Translated.

2.53e is good as well and has the pet option. I think it may be the one with the stalks that can't be cleaned after they fall off (bug)

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>>12452795

Also with 253e you have to make sure they have a bed for the kos to fall on off the stalk or they die every time. And the yus like running around and avoiding the beds when pregnant sometimes.

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>>12451521
>>12451548
What a smug piece of shit I want to kill it

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>>12452813
But with hours of abuse before right?

[Anonymous No.]

This is my Remilia. I have adopted her from the wild. She is a very easy yukkuri.

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>>12452816
Yes. Just look at how smug and fat they are. Wanting to live a happy worry-free life without having to work for it, then crying like little bitches when things don't go their way. Don't they realize how irresponsible that is? It pisses me off so much I want to kill them.

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>>12452829

BE CAREFUL WITH THAT WATER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452829
>I have adopted her from the wild
>DOMESTIC

Don't lie to us - you bought her didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452839
I don't think she'd be considered "rude" otherwise, though that may just be a bug. Maybe when they're babies they're considered domesticated since they're so young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452829
What game is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452843

I think yus from the wild show up as domestic in that status thing. Also, my Reimu just killed 5 hybrid kos by running to munch munch when they were about to be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452856
How do these things survive in the wild... oh wait they usually don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452856
I just adopted a ko Reimu, the first thing she said was that I was her shitty slave. I was about to flick her, but now she's come over to my little Remilia and started doing what looks like obscene things to her!
This will not do...

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>>12452858

Usually by accident.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/yufanfics/tr8kbrlkvpM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452865

Put her in jail!

I forgot in 253 the yukkuris don't freak the fuck out when remi or fran is around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452868
I wouldn't speak too soon anon, she's solving the problem herself! I knew I could count on my Remi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452874

whoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451548
>>12451530
is dat a benis :DDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452874
Did she do good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452965

Given that yukkuri have no way to defend themselves from attack, I'd say yes. Reimu was lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting an eternity for Eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452829
>>12452865
>>12452874
What am I looking at? Someone made a Tamagotchi game with yukkuris?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453171
Its a game called SimYukkuri, the details are in this thread:

http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum/show/6286

[Anonymous No.]

I have a nicehead family going on with Chen & Ran and their first offspring have supershitheads.

This isn't easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12454640
You know what to do.

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>>12452829
Is there a translated version?
The one linked in the OYP thread only displays in Japanese for me.

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>>12455132
There's a couple of ones linked in the OYP thread, one of them is an old version that's not translated, I guess you accidentally downloaded that one?
Both of these are (mostly) translated:

Shitaraba 1.12.1e Translated
https://www.mediafire.com/?7u0l3qamzqaa9n0

2.53e
https://www.mediafire.com/?u6bvo4bb3psc1i5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455198
>https://www.mediafire.com/?u6bvo4bb3psc1i5
That's the one I used, I even tried switching my AppLocale but that didn't help.
Got the latest version of Java, no idea what causes it.
The Shitaraba one works fine though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455198
Computer illiterate person here, how do I run the shitaraba one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455209
Oh and the terrarium selection is displayed in English, my best guess is that I'm missing a font that is used in the menu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455050
Put them into concentra- i mean nicehead camp so they can learn how to be good yukkuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455283

Yes. Prison with garbage or poo poo for food. Scold every puff puff until they stop puff puffing. Scold and flick for poo poo not on a toilet. OJ optional. If they survive and keep talking shit cut their mouth off.

It will be great once the reaction to family members/children being hurt hurt is implemented.

God fucking damnit I am talking like a Yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455256

That's weird. I know some of them have a pulldown for English/moon.

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow get a Dosmarisa in my little colony. It goes around killing the cute little ones and has killed 2 adults, one of them a cute marisa/reimu hybrid with fluffy braids.

It deserves a death suitable to the crime and not the omnipotent hammer that smashes shitheads.

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>>12455416

Dosus are the best for versions with gather/inject paste. You can make them huge with babbys and barely able to move. Dosus also go insane/spark when Alice goes on a rape spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455416
Idea: give her ~29 semen/paste injections, and then seal her. Watch as the entire screen fills with dosMaricha, and then a literal storm of shit afterward.

[Note: Remember to make a save before killing the dosmarisa to reload if something goes wrong!]

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>>12455426
>>12455428
And I go to save and it crashes.

Fuck.

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[Anonymous No.]

What the hell am I looking at. Why does she have 300 stalks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455504

Non Alices sometimes get stuck in horny mode and keep refreshing until either themselves or their partner die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455501
patch should eat poo-poo and nothing but poo-poo. Eat shit nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455504
from the thumbnail that looked like the cover for an animorphs book

i need sleep

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>>12455198
both those links don't work for me, have the latest java but won't run on my machine. Is there an older version that DOES work and is not so idiosyncratic?

[Anonymous No.]

I've got the first few paragraphs of this written up (doesn't reach the abuse bit yet, so it's just fairies caring for yukkuri), but the Soku thread where the suggestion was from was kill. Should I post anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12451521
The slobber and tears are too much for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456790
I know what you mean. I just want to crush it in my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456822
I don't want to hurt it, just give it sweet-sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456870
Yes! How wonderful! We can give it too many sweet-sweets and it'll die painfully! You're a genius anon.

I mean I personally would have crushed it with the sweet-sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456878
At least it will love you and think you were trying to make it happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456891
On second thoughts - that was a poorly thought out idea on your part anon.

You need to come up with something better.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12456905
How about doing rub-rub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456966
Yes, do rub-rub until they get friction burns.

Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452157
You forget "extermination."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456921
Poor little white Reimu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452157
Reminder that yukkuri are nothing but a mistake of nature, kill them easy!

[Anonymous No.]

ara ara~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457729
yufufu~

[Anonymous No.]

I typeset this short 3 page comic, tell me what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457755

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457757

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457755
>>12457757
>>12457764
I think it needs more abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457764
Seems kind of like a little shithead.

I have the sudden impulse to paddle little Reimu until it apologizes to Mr Egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457776
>>12457777
Same artist, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457755
you promised to upload bro YOU PROMISED

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457787
So is abyuse not getting deleted any more?

Please, Mr Janitor.

I just had my appendix out and I'm really bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452157
> yukkuris are for loving
...Physically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457793
Yeah my bad I just hadn't gotten around to it yet. I just uploaded this one to OYP and i'll upload the other ones I did later.

>>12457776
I got banned twice in the last thread for posting abuse comics so I thought I'd try something a bit more family friendly this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457863
Faggot mods ban you for posting guro, fuck you niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12455198
>>12455132
I get the translations, but no BG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457863
>tfw banned at least 3 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457888

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457871
Like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457901

[Anonymous No.]

;^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457914

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>>12457905
You need to select the house or field background. That happens when you leave it as the default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457925
How? Default is the only option in the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457914
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457923

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>>12457932

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>>12457929
I just tried it and for some reason the other options aren't available if I open the jar file from search results but they are if I open it from inside the folder.

No idea why but try opening it again from inside the folder which contains the mod folder and rev253e.jar file.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457958
This worked, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukkuri you can't take it easy should die!

[Anonymous No.]

Uuu~ Uuu~!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458018

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>>12458024

[Anonymous No.]

Do the yus even eat garbage? I tried putting the shitheads in a closed space with an automatic garbage dispenser and they all starved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458034
They do, but I don't know exactly how to actually make them eat it. I remember diving the room into with a wall barrier and feeding the deibus garbage. Try and remove their accessories and/or hurting them a little, eventually they might just lose their penchant for gourmet food.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this artist, he makes these bugs look really fucking disgusting and unlikeable.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

super shitheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458073
What are these things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458073
Don't let those degenerate kos live.

[Anonymous No.]

Lick it easy little ones!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458076
i wish i knew
i accidentally bred them but i kept them because i thought they looked fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458076
If you thought yukkuri were retarded and/or abominations, these are their retard spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458082
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458093
OYP is an interesting place, to say the least.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing like peeling friend yukkuri from the hot plate.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458076
buri, basically retard yukkuri

they're sorta cute 'cause they're so stupid!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458174
This is probably my favorite artist, most of his work is slightly light-hearted abyuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458190
Last post for now, gotta love that coin toss trick! It's very easy indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12456771
Please do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458249
>>12456771

After what seemed liked days of non-stop working, Sunshine's shift in the Scarlet Devil Mansion was finally over. A customary bow of respect to the head maid and a lecture about the importance of preforming work in a timely matter later, and the fairy maid found herself flying out of the dusky mansion as swiftly as her wings would take her, making haste as she noted the clouds, ready to drop rain at a moment's notice. The young fairy had taken up the job but a month prior in order to earn a source of income, an oddity among the fae, but something that would latter prove to be a necessity with the particular responsibilitys she held.
From the distance, a particularly knarlled looking tree lay partially collapsed above a large rabbit hole. It felt as if a hundred pound weight had been lifted as Sunshine neared her humble home, and the fairy maid eased in altitude until she met the ground with a light stomp. She took the moment to wipe a bead of rain that had stuck onto her medium-length, strawberry blonde locks, and stumbled inside, grateful that she made it before the weather intensified.

Fairy homes were rarely what they appeared to be from the outside. The rich aroma of maple wood and warmth of a nearby hearth caused Sunshine to smile as she stepped into the main hallway of her abode, kicking off the clumsy crimson heels she had been wearing to the side. She shouted into the building with a high strung, cheery voice, accompanied by the sound of a duster tapping against the side of a wall.

"I'm home! Sorry to keep everybody waiting!"

A faint comossion could be heard going on from a farther distance away, and soon, a group of eagerly jumping rotund figures came into view, grins laden on the face of each. The largest two, a Yukkarisa and Yukkareimu respectively, were carrying a pan and a spatula within each of their mouths, while no less then five koiyukkuri trailed behind them with hungry expressions present on their faces.

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>>12458340

"Miss Fairy come home easy! Reimu wasn't worry at all this time, especially now that she can cook for little ones! You cook for little ones please?"

The fatty lump of pastry gently placed the metal cooking implement at the feet of the maid, who had been doing just that an hour prior in the mansion proper. In all honesty, she was rather tired of cooking for the day, but something about the way the yukkuri spoke to her made her willing to do just about anything to see them smile.

"Okay mama Reimu, miss fairy will cook a delicious meal for all the little yukkuris, right after she gets a bit of rest. After all, if miss fairy tried to cook as soon as she got back, she wouldn't be able to take it easy!" Sunshine adjusted her apron so as to center it relative to her bright red dress, readying to cook once more in the near future.

The two parent yukkuri nodded, and looked to their little ones who were whimpering "I'm hungwy!" in a mildly distraught voice. "Little ones have to wait because Miss Fairy is tired! She needs to take it easy!" said the Yukkarisa, who was now holding the spatula with coils of her hair like a cane.

The koiyukkuri were still hungry, but they understood the need for her to take it easy, and staved off their compaints for the moment. The group moved into the living room, where a large sofa (relative to its owners, anyway) overgrown with vines sat among a group of living wooden furniture. Sunshine took the time to relax herself on this leafy seat, and the yukkuri with her, curling up to the left of the fairy in a large, huddled pile.

"Miss fairy taking it easy?" The Reimukurri was nesting her little ones within her long, thick braids. The petite buns occaionally chirped "Chake id eajy!". or "Chaking it eajy mama!", seemingly forgetting or ignoring the fact they were hungry for the time being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458340
>>12458373
This is all good, keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

I want some super shithead babies to catch the mold, but even though I'm keeping them as dirty as possible they seem to be fine. Is there a trick to this?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post the story about the Marisa that had a family killed by humans, but understands that she'll never be able to avenge them and instead says how yukkuri have feelings too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458411
Soaking them seems to do the trick. Try hurting them a bit too, it seems that the more damage they sustain the greater are the chances of mold. Or you could always just spawn a diffuser to produce steam, that'll get them moldy as fuck too.

[Anonymous No.]

I think my heart just broke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458695

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458695
Feel the power of Yuugi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458813
Haha, that's cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458054
I stopped enjoying abyuse, I still love this artist though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459008
Here's more of these cockroaches - courtesy of the same artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459029
Trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459038
You just want to eradicate them, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459043
Ofcourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459043
I want to see them suffer due to their own stupidity or by other shit manju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459046
>>12459054
Remember to take it easy!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I would kill to go to one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459066
What do you think marisa and reimu taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459164
Sweet bean paste, of course. I bet you could end world hunger with the rate of birth of these fucking things. Nobody would object to the massive round ups and summary executions, not even animal rights' defenders, god bless them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459185
Kill little ones or make orphans?

Which is the most cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459194
>cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459194
Do the entire family one by one, True Happiness style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459223
1/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459234

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459234
Aww yus, cute little ones getting abused time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459246
3/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459249
4/31
>>12459247
Ask and ye shall receive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459252
5/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459255
Truly, these beings are simple-minded at best.

6/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459261
Id begginz!

7/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459261
That's what makes them so perfect for abuse.

Kiriraitaa yukkuri are best yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459268
8/31

I had an issue with an embedded file or some such shit, thanks OYP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459286
9/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459292
10/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459299
11/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459307
12/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459311
This brings me such joy.

13/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459320
I like it when they're all limp, right after getting beaten to death.

It's a warm and fuzzy feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459246
Damn, how long has it been since Kiri updated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459320
That must've been some kick with some fucking boots, "father" Marisa didn't stand a chance against those hard soles.

14/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459323
Six months ago.

This was his last comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459328
Fucking pastebrains, truly they're deserving of such fate.

15/31

>>12459323
A couple years now, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459332
I love when they start slurring words, their
simple minds can't even allow them to speak properly under pressure.

16/31

>>12459329
I forgot this, what's the story behind this anko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459339
17/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459342
18/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459339
It's just a one-shot, I think.

If anyone wants to correct me, I'd like to know too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459345
19/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459261
I don't think I could abuse those little ones - far too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459350
Amazing how soon this thing forgets what that human did to the rest of its family. Imbecile.

20/31

>>12459351
You and I are on the opposite ends of the spectrum then - I couldn't possibly resist not violently murdering these pasteballs. But you're more than welcome to post some family friendly stuff, I enjoy that too.

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>>12459359
21/31

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>>12459359
Well, it had a challenge free life under ideal circumstances.

It's theory of mind isn't developed enough for it to see the other sentient organisms around it as threats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459366
21 is probably my favorite part of the entire story.

22/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459339
>>12459346

KoMarisa lives in a cardboard box behind the school sports hall, a well hidden place where the stray live safely and might even slips through a total extermination. But KoMarisa and her two younger sisters (Marisa and Reimu) goes against their parents' warning and go on "exploration"

They got caught by children and got toyed with. After being taped and stabbed and flicked and crushed under the table during lessons, Marisa is forced to show where her house is. The children said they're looking for the culprit who destroyed the flower plantings (although in the end there's no proof that Marisa's family is behind it).

The pregnant mother Reimu got kicked, and then the stalk is stabbed to KoReimu whose feet is peeled and attached to the peeled forehead of mother Reimu.

Elder sister Marisa is later stuck into mother Reimu's eye socket and their paste merged into one.

Father Marisa who just came home is put to hang on to the bar (the picture) and later the youngest Marisa is hung to her. Father Marisa holds despite being thrown with stone and stabbed with pine leaves until the children push stone into her body and she fall with KoMarisa. Both survive although weak.

Back at home, father Marisa saw her ruined wife and children. The next day when the children came to visit, father Marisa beg to be killed. But the children just laugh and say the teacher told them to "not kill living being" and that Marisa called herself living being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459372
23/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459359
I can watch them being abused - but couldn't myself.

I find the way he draws the little ones to be especially cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Kind Mother Reimu

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459377
24/31

>>12459376
Awesome, thanks man! Nothing like a good ol' kick to the pregger Reimu!

>>12459368
How is that relevant to the fact that it just watched as the human kicked her mate against the tree and subsequently murdered its spawn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459381
The best part is coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459384
It just couldn't comprehend the kind of person that would do that.

It assumed that there was something wrong with Mr Human and that Mr. Human would eventually stop when it realized what it was doing.

It's not like it could have done much to ameliorate the situation other than just go back inside and hide, and it's too fucking stupid to do that.

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>>12459384
25/31

>>12459385
Indeed it is, my friend! Brace yourselves.

>>12459381
I'm sorry this has caused you pain, I merely intended to provide entertainment.

>>12459380
Kiri certainly has a unique and well developed style, it's be pretty great to see him actively work on yukkuri comics again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459392
One of these days, I'm going to fly over to Japan and offer Kiriraitaa all of my money to direct some yu-abuse themed Japanimation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459392
Crunchy crunchy coming soon~

26/31

>>12459391
You're absolutely right in every respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459399
That face of absolute despair - delicious.

27/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459404
YES

28/31

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459411

I love that the fried one is still asking for water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459411
29/31

I don't know why the yukkuri fandom overvalues these bugs so much - whether it be in pet shops or murder parks such as the one in this story. That fucking price.

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>>12459416
30/31

>>12459413
The devil is in the details.

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>>12459416
Well, the logistics could be tough.

If you want to carve out a hole, and create a perfect little ecosystem for two yukkuri to create a family and raise kids, and possibly pick goodheads/stupid yukkuri to make it more fun.

I like to think that the 900 buck price gets you more than one round of fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459419
31/31

And thus we have arrived at our destination and, unfortunately, the conclusion to this very exciting story. I hope everyone enjoyed the ride, it was certainly fun to dump and share this comic with you guys.

And remember: chake id eajy~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459422
Yeah, ~$108 probably buys you a good couple hundred frags. Before the translation I thought this guy was some sort of commissioned hunter to clear up the forest close to town or some shit akin to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459424
I think I'll dump a short series that I felt had a decent amount of abuse.

1/12

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459437

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to take this moment to thank the janitors for not deleting the abuse like they normally do.

I had my appendix out on Wednesday and abuse helps my recovery quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459446

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459451

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459461

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459461

Marisa looks hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459437
I was thinking of dumping this next too, you dashing rogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459471
I don't think this is a particularly intelligent kid we're dealing with here.

Hat balancing issues aside.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459490
Even in death they're not worth a thing.
Being a yukkuri is a pointless existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459474
Oh god that blood splurting out of Marisa's mouth as she gets crushed, that last panel is sooo good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459496
I think they just didn't suffer enough.

Or maybe just not good enough food.

Bean paste isn't actually that valuable that it would be worth giving yukkuri decent food to generate it.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I read guro sometimes but this is somehow much much worse...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459496
No truer words have been uttered in a yukkuri thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459518
I'm the opposite.

This is just like playing with food for me.

Guro grosses me out, but psychological horror and obvious pain is pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get the third panel of this. Did Alice rape them all to death? Why do they look like tar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459518
>>12459532
They are, after all, just balls of sweet bean paste. Absolutely daft and horribly annoying balls of paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459537
Alice killed the Reimu's original family by raping them all to death, and then raped her.

Now it's the new father of the household and Reimu is the mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459537
Anon's pet Awize raped the shit out of those strays he kidnapped from their nest. Part of the yukkuri fandom states that when yukkuri are killed they turn black, something to do with them being made out of paste in the first place. You can see this in the Sim game on all versions too, they all turn darker when they're squashed or simply cease to function.

[Anonymous No.]

There are some sadistic fuckers on this board. Did you guys grow up angry at the world because someone killed your puppy or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459564
What are you angry about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459564
Elfen Lied was great

[Anonymous No.]

1/4

My last dump of the evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459587
2/4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459591
3/4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459596
4/4

Goodnight guys, enjoy the real ending. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459572
I just want the Yukkuris to be happy and loved. What's with all the violence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459635
Stop your bitching and post some family friendly stuff then you dumbass, that is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't there more niceheads? All these shitheads give niceheads a bad name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459636
I remember reading one of those comics years ago that involved a Yukkuri who was happy to become a mother, but then she found out her master was using her just to eat her babies as soon as they were born. Something about baby bean paste tasting better, I think. She goes through despair and basically becomes feral from seeing so many of her babies being eaten. Then something happens were she almost dies, but a new master patches her up and gradually teaches her to love again so she can have a happy family.

I liked that story. Does anyone know what the title is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459708
It sounds familiar, but unfortunately I can't quite pinpoint this story. Do you remember if this was anko, or was it a comic? I'll try and see if I can find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459599

I like where it ties in to that other story better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459712
It was definitely a comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459720
That will definitely narrow the search, I'll see what I can find, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459564
take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459708
That sounds like a really good story

[Anonymous No.]

The story being referenced - the "master" is Yuyuko actually.

[Anonymous No.]

Small bone, small bone, small bone~♪

A strange song can be heard in the cake shop where I work.
After the previous owner was diagnosed with diabetes I’ve been running
the store alone.
Thanks to the owner's strict teaching methods, I’ve become quite
confident in the taste of my cakes.
Although I'm the only one working in this shop, all of the finest
items are sold out everyday.

Small bobobobo~ne, small bobo~ne~♪

The one singing this strange song was this, a Yukkuri the size of a
watermelon.
Sitting in her little basket bed wrapped in a cushion.

It was a Yuyuko type, which was a pretty rare type.
The previous owner picked her up from somewhere and now I'm taking
care of her inside the shop.
On her hat was a shiny golden badge.
Yuyuko loves the smell of the cakes in the store and would always sing
the song when she was in a good mood.
Some customers even come to the shop just to see Yuyuko.

Small bobone~ small bone~ small bosmallbone~♪

Yuyuko's main job was to sing this strange BGM to attract customers
and dispose of any leftovers.
Leftover jelly rolls, table scraps, unsold cakes, and even kitchen
waste, she eats them all with a smile.

Nom nom nom...small bone~♪

Because Yukkuri absolutely loved sweet things, Yuyuko would happily
eat the leftovers.
She even knows not to eat any of the store goods without permission.
If it wasn't for her smart training, I wouldn't have given her
anything to eat at all.
Whenever she was hungry she would stop singing her “Small Bone” song
and stare at me.
When I notice these signs I would take some leftover food and toss it
her way.
Then Yuyuko would skillfully use her tongue and claim her bounty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459801

Chomp chomp...small bo~ne!.........small~bone small~bonebonene~♪

When ever she finished eating she would express her gratitude with a
loud voice.
And as if nothing happened, she would continue her song.
And things like this would happen three or four times an hour.

“Yuyu! Hmm, what a good smell! This is, Mister Sweet Sweet's smell!”

“Id ish, Mwommie, sweech sweech's smwell!”

“Surely the shitty human in this place is hogging all the sweet sweet!
Mommy will go get it back!”

“Yuyu~~n! Ashu expecheced of Reimyu's Mwommie! Reimyu ish sho
hwappie!”

Some kind of commotion can be heard outside the store.
I can see some black and red moving around, so it's probably some
Reimu types.
I then call out Yuyuko's name.

Small-bo-ne-

Yuyuko stopped singing and looked at my face in response.
She then hopped from her basket and slowly crawled to the front of the
store.
When she reached the front of the store she stretched out flat on her
back horizontally and did what was called, the “Yuyuko Hole.”
The last owner was the one who came up with the name.
Since the store's opening there has been a zero tolerence of Yukkuri,
besides Yuyuko.

“Yuyu? A strange Yukkuri came out! That scum must be hogging all the
sweet sweet!”

“Yuyu? Ich chacnh chake id eajy ach aww...Go ged id mwommie!”

Small bone-

“Yuyu? Whea did Mwommie gwo? Wad's dish stwanje...”

Small bone-

Small bone-small bone- gosu gosu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459778
That reminds me of a story where Yuyuko was the master and she would take in random yukkuri and eat them later. Youmu would take care of the yukkuri before Yuyuko ate them and she eventually became attached to them. She tried to help them escape, but Yuyuko foiled her plan. I remember Youmu did help an almost dead Marisa escape by leaving it in front of the Hakurei Shrine, and Reimu being a yukkuri lover, nursed it back to health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459809

Yuyuko attacked something at the entrance.
I don't really understand what she did, but it looks like its over.
I opened the entrance to let Yuyuko back in.
Around two to three times a day, Yuyuko has to deal with stray Yukkuri
by swallowing them whole.
Since stray Yukkuri are filthy, customers don't want to go near a
store with them around.
No matter how many times they are exterminated, the sweet smell of the
shop always brings them back.
By the way, Yuyuko is a pet Yukkuri in case you didn't know.
To this store, Yuyuko is a big help.

Small bo~ne bo~ne♪ small bobo~ne♪

By the way, the name of this store is “Small Bone.”
I don't really understand the naming sense of the old owners.

Small bo~ne bonene~ small bobo~ne~♪

A strange song together with a nice sweet smell..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459778
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/177

Found it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458373

After a half of an our of taking it easy, Sunshine carefully lifted the nesting yukkuri from her side and moved towards the cooking area, carrying with her the pan and spatula. A wood-burning oven and stove crafted by humans and refurbished by kappa awaited, on them sitting an array of bronze cooking instruments, gleaming with a deep golden sheen. The curious creatures stood behind here, standing in amazment at the fairie's ability to create food from ingridents both eddible and inedible.

"Miss fairy make easy stir-fry? Little ones like it." The Yukkareimu mother asked, pointing at a bag of rice and vegetables purchaed from the other day and sitting in sacks. It generally took a lot of will power for the Yukkuri to not simply eat the food out of their containers while Sunshine was away, but they knew that mister food was generally better when prepared by miss fairy, especially mister rice.

"A big stir-fry for all the little ones comeing right up! Extra easy!" Sunshine took pride in her ability to cook, as that was a skill not many fairies possed. In fact, one could say that most fairies didn't possess an skills at all, living out lives as simple as the yukkuri she was feeding out of good will. She noted how before she met the couple that would eventually come to live with her, she could hardly remember doing anything at all, but just looking at them reminded her of her role and why she was working a job like some human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12460630

The maid rubbed her violet eyes and ran her hands through a small natural fountain sprouting from the side of the cavernous room before moving off to prepare the food, starting off with putting rice and water into a large pot and heaving it onto the stove with some difficulty. She then grabbed some cooking oil and poured it onto the pan, starting up the heater bellow with a single pellet of fire danmaku in order to start the heating process. A large steel knife borrowed from the mansion was used to slice the vegetables, dissessembling them into smaller sections capable of fitting into a koyukkuri's mouth with minimal chewing. As she worked, Sunshine hummed a cheery, melodic tune.

She placed the sliced veggies into the now simmering cooking oil and mixed them up with the spatula, the scent of the dish soon filling the air and causing the pastries to wet their mouthes in anticipation. seeing the food being prepared was on one hand one of the most exillerating expereinces the yukkuri could ever feel, yet on the other hand tested their rather low patience threshold greatly. One of the koyukareimus started to leap towards the stove, only to be held back by Mama Reimu. "No, little ones have to wait."

"But mama," the little one cried "Widdle won ish hungwy! Widdle won find id hard to chake ij eajy!" Sunshine smiled and exclaimed "Almost finished little Rei. Just a few more minutes!" The quantities at which the food was being cooked meant that it took less time then it would for a human to usually make a dish, which was great, as yukkuri and fairies alike had short attention spans.

[ANON X No.]

>>12455198
Shitaraba 1.12.1e Translated : I tried downloading it, no game there I'm afraid.

Are you folks using anything besides java or flash to run it? If not could you convert it to 'something a monkey, ie the masses could understand please!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh well - it seems like its the appropriate time to contact Moot about this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12459708
Its on oyp, search for yuyuko

[Anonymous No.]

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>he can't take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452813
That's not Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>he will never take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you fed a yukkuri a bag of these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461898

Paste everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461905
They aren't THAT spicy. If a Patchouli had them there would definitely be trouble though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461905
>>12461939
Give them some ghost peppers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12461898
Confirmed for not having eaten these unspicy chips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12458054
>>12461979
If it is marketed as extremely spicy well enough a Yukkuri will believe it and react the same as if it actually was

[Anonymous No.]

Been avoiding these yukkuri threads so I can stop my PTSD from resurfacing due to all the yukkuri abuse. I've been one month free and I've been experiencing signs of recovery

[Anonymous No.]

>>12462884
janny pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12462884
Thank mister mod, can take it very easy here!

[Anonymous No.]

How do I bring my yukkuri back into the 3rd dimension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12457776
I thought the yolk was going to burst and pour scolding hot orange death onto 'Weimu.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12463589
Use the hammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12453195
>linking to that shithole
Don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12464753
Don't abuse the quote feature, degenerate. We're trying to live in a society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12464816
Posters who can't take it easy should die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12464753
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12467062
Because some people lose their shit when you like things they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

I've uploaded my edits of kiriraitaa's shell comic and machiyu aki's yu-tube comic to OYP if anyone's interested. I've still got to upload that back alley beating comic which will be a pain with the upload limit but if anyone has any comics that have been translated but not typeset/hard translated they'd like me to try next just say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470341
Perhaps http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/354 ? Either way, thank you for what you've done so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470341
Do that short seija one that just got translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470341
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1202
New, short, translated, good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470341
Looks good, thanks for your work man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470341
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1157

[Anonymous No.]

>>12467062
Because its users are retarded and will call you a nazi if you DARE trying to set standards about fonts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472914
Go away FRien2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472914
Sounds like something I don't care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472914
That's such an awful and unbelievable thing to do, it must be hard for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12472914
If you arbitrarily decide on something and tell everybody else they have to do the same thing it's not a standard, it's just you being a dick.

janny deletes abyuse but not shitposting like what we're doing now

[Anonymous No.]

Ooh

[Anonymous No.]

So what are Yukkuri for?

Trick question; they're good for nothing. And pests like them should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474636
They're for companionship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474636
I disagree, they're excellent stress-relief tools and should be kept around for abuse purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474724
Also, food.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Yukkuri were real.
Genetically engineered bean paste pets when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12470341
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/652
This one here is long overdue for typesetting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474629
nhoO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12452145
I love this artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474629
KIMEEMARU
A
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474629
what are you plotting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12474664
I'd befriend a patchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12476469
I'd abuse a Patchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12476502
I'd bully a Marisa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12476502
Abusing a Patchy isn't fun though, it'd probably die if you just gave it a mean look, those things are fragile as fuck.
Now this >>12476510 is a much better idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477300
>It'd probably die if you just gave it a mean look

How exactly do these things survive in the wild?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477613
They don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477300
A tenko would be ideal, since they're built to be abused.

Then again, they also get off of that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12475070
Get into genetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477300
The best way to abuse patchy would be to make it force read absolute drivel.

[Anonymous No.]

One day I was walking through the forest.

It was a fine, clear autumn day. The air was brisk, but not too cold.

I stopped in a small clearing for a snack.

I’d barely started eating when out the corner of my eye, I spotted a small yukuri.

It was a Reimu, and it was looking right at me.

They’re harmless enough, so I intended to ignore it.

But the little creature spoke.

“Umm… mister human?”

I turned to face it. “What do you want?” I asked.

It backed away a little. “I… umm…”

“You’re not getting any of my food.”

It looked shocked. “No, that’s not what Reimu wants at all!”

Strange. I waited for it to speak.

The little creature took in a deep breath before speaking.

“Reimu lived in the forest with her mother, father and older sister. Everything used to be perfect until…”

“… until Reimu’s younger sister was born.”

I interjected. “I didn’t think yukuris had sibling rivalry,” I said.

“Oh no, Reimu was very excited to have another sister!”

I narrowed my eyes. “But…?”

Another sigh. “But… this new sister was very uneasy.”

“She was broken.”

“She can’t do stretch-stretch or roll-roll, she can’t play or do anything a normal yukuri can do.”

“All she does is eat, and do pee-pee and poo-poo.”

I suppressed a snort. “Doesn’t sound much different to normal yukuris. What’s the problem?”

“The problem is…” Reimu paused. “Mother has also become very uneasy.”

This sounded interesting. “How so?” I asked.

“Mother spends all her day with younger sister doing lick-lick and rub-rub, never playing with Reimu or her older sister.”

“Father left us because of mother’s uneasiness.”

“Now Reimu and her older sister do all the work, cleaning up after uneasy sister, collecting food…”

“Sounds tough,” I said, popping another morsel in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477765
“And soon the cold will come. Without mother’s help, Reimu and older sister will never be able to gather enough food to last through the cold!”

“Oh no you don’t,” I said, holding up a finger. “I told you I’m not giving you any food, no matter how sad your little story is.”

“Reimu doesn’t want mister human’s food!” she protested.

“Alright then,” I said as I took the last bite of my snack. “What does Reimu want?”

“Reimu wants…”

A pause, and her brow furrowed.

“… Reimu wants mister human to make broken sister take it easy forever.”

What was this? Was I hearing correctly?

This little ball of dough and paste wanted a hitman? An assassin? A quietus?

Considering the tremendous difference in size, this would be like a human hiring a ten-storey giant to do his dirty work. Overkill, but effective.

I dropped down to my stomach and faced the little manjuu up close. It recoiled in fright.

“You want me to kill your sister?”

Reimu stared at the ground and shuffled.

“… yes.”

Normally I would have laughed and walked away. But this… this was all too fascinating for me.

“I’ll do it,” I grinned.

Reimu showed something vaguely approaching a smile.

“Follow Reimu to her home!”

And with that, the little yukuri took off, and I behind it.

I must admit, I was shocked at the speed with which the creature darted through the woods.

A single misstep on a rock or a branch could gash it open and kill it instantly, yet the yukuri navigated through the undergrowth with incredible dexterity.

I can’t deny I was impressed. These forest-born yukuri were most certainly well adapted to their environment.

More than once I feared I’d almost lost track of it, but I managed to keep up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477769
Finally we came to a tiny clearing, not far from the walking track. Nearby I could hear the sounds of a river. I had a feeling I’d walked past this very spot only a few hours ago. I wondered how many other yukuri burrows lay hidden and invisible in the forest.

Reimu looked up at me.

“In there, under the tree. Older sister is out collecting berries and won’t return for a long time.”

I lied on my stomach and peered in the hole. Sure enough, inside I spotted a large Reimu — the mother I assumed — and a… what I can only describe as a potato with a wig.

As little as I knew about yukuris, I knew this one was most certainly badly deformed; even its ribbon was lopsided. It sat, asleep with its mother, in a puddle of its own filth.

I turned to Reimu. “I see them. So then… are you sure you really want this?”

Reimu stared at the ground and nodded, but said nothing.

“Very well. This should only take a second…”

Although it was a tight fit, I managed to get my hand into the hole where I could reach around for the yukuris inside.

As expected, they awoke instantly in terror, screaming and shouting. The potato one made a shrill yet guttural squeal that jarred every bone in my body.

Just a little more and…

Ouch!

I pulled my hand from the hole. Although I had no way to know which one did it, I had received a nasty bite. The skin was broken and starting to bleed.

I looked at Reimu. Her face showed terror, though whether it was in sympathy for her family or fear for her own life I did not know.

I was lax to risk my hand again, so I picked up a nearby stick and started poking around the burrow. Surely this would…

… with a thud, and a horrible, piercing screech, I had found my mark.

I drew the stick out of the burrow. Stuck on the end like a hellish marshmallow was the potato sister.

It writhed in agony, making a nightmarish cacophony of sounds, the cries of a dying creature forsaken by nature itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477772
The stick plugged the holes in its front and back, but thin watery bean paste flowed freely from its behind.

I had no wish to prolong the creature’s suffering. Tossing the wretched manjuu to the ground, I picked up a rock and…

*THUMP*

… all was silent.

The silence didn’t last for long though, as another slightly larger Reimu emerged from the bushes into the clearing. In tow it dragged a large leaf it was using as a sled to carry berries.

“Get lost easy mister human!”

It rushed in front of Reimu and puffed at me. Clearly it was the older sister.

“Go away! Right now is okay!”

I was about to leave when I heard a moaning from inside the burrow. I leaned in to take a peek.

The mother was still there. In her side, a massive leaking gash. This explained why the mother hadn’t dashed out after her child.

Though I hadn’t meant to harm her, it was obvious I’d cut her very badly as I poked around with my stick. I knew little about yukuri anatomy, but it was a safe guess that she wouldn’t last very long with that wound.

I turned to look at the two sisters. The older of the pair was still doing her “puff-puff”.

“I suppose I had best go. You are a very scary little yukuri.”

As I stood up to leave, I looked at the younger Reimu. She returned my gaze for only an instant, before looking away.

I’d expected to enjoy the whole episode, but I felt empty inside. I was quite happy to leave that place.

The following winter was mild by local standards, but still brought a strong chill and plenty of snow.

On one of the warmer days, I took a walk through the forest.

Quite by accident I walked past a familiar spot. A bundle of sticks and leaves protected the entrance, keeping out the snow and helping keep in the warmth.

I pushed the makeshift gate aside and peered into the burrow.

Inside were four ribbons. Next to the biggest sat a tiny lopsided one. Two others sat silently nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477774
Winter would be over soon; the snow was already light and would cease its falling within the month, but it appeared the little yukuri family had barely survived half way through.

What had happened in the few days after my attack? What had happened in the last few days of the family’s existence?

I wondered how it had all ended for the family. Had their deaths been swift ones of conflict, or slow ones of desperation?

Most importantly, had I been the ultimate cause of their demise? What would have happened if I’d refused Reimu’s request?

I knew I’d never have answers.

But I knew Reimu’s wish had been granted with a terrible irony — she’d sought a quietus in a human, and she had received exactly that.

Story: Pukyugu
Picture: ayayaya

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477779
What a nice story. Thank you for sharing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477765

Ayayaya does incredible stuff.

Pic not related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477682
It's still a yukkuri, I bet they consider any old trashy magazine as the most sagacious of literature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12477779
>>12477774
>>12477772
>>12477769
>>12477765
This was a good read, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12478278
Then purposely feed them lies - ensure that they take it as sage advice and then put them into situations where the advice harms them.

Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

What a pain, I've finished doing these two comics
>>12475421
>>12471234
but I can't post it here because janny can't take it easy and I can't post it to OYP because the mods are taking it too easy and still haven't approved my last submissions.

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>>12478584
You are a motherfucking hero to us lazy people who can only wait and hope someone will go through the effort to do things for us.

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>>12475070
We already have animated Yukkuri pictures, so not far now. I'm estimating October 2014

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>>12479151
One of these days, I'm going to dump millions of dollars into proper yukkurimation.

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>>12479265
I wonder if it would be easier to turn humans into Yukkuri than starting with bean paste.

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here we go easy~

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>>12478639
Lol thanks and no problem. I was just annoyed that it would take so little time and effort for anyone to edit the already translated comics but no-one had done it, so I thought I might as well give it a try.

Anyway I've uploaded the Reimu and Remilia and the rapers attack comics. I'll do the clumsy anon one next, I don't know if I'll do the Seija one because I thought it was pretty boring. Any other comics people want doing?

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>>12475421
>http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/652
I love this one so much, fantastic.

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>>12483007
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1081
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/1043
This one's hilarious: http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/810
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/945
A few suggestions.

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>>12483155

Aya's Discipline. Dear lawd that is fucking funny. Someone I managed to never read that before.

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>>12483212

-Somehow

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>New game
>30seconds in while i'm still setting things up alice turns into a rapist and kills chen

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>>12483254
>Think "oh well, that's a bit unluckly
>Start a new game
>Alice turns into a rapist
>It's children turn into a rapist

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>>12483264
>Time and Time again it's always alice

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>>12483269

Fast growth diffuser?

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>>12483276
No, just anti fungal.

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>>12483328
What's up with all the grown stalk babies then?

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http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/56278

Will this series ever get translated?

It was so good.

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>>12483269
Are those grey things Yukari yukkuri?

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>>12484813

Diffusers.

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>>12484794
Doubt it, it's so long and wordy, not to mention that it hasn't been finished. But yeah, it's a pity, I looked at it yesterday myself and thought it'd be nice if it was translated

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>>12483269

Alice is the only one who can naturally be a rapist. Any can be made a rapist with viagyra food, and I think children rapist Alice fathers have the potential to be rapists themselves, regardless of species. They're borked at the moment anyway, as they don't stop raping until death. It should really be that they stop after several refreshes or after suffering a certain amount of damage or something.

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>>12485272

I have taken to pruning any Alice children from stalks. It gets a good reaction.

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One of the things that I really hate about some translations on the yukkuri place is how they sometimes use "WRYYYYY" instead of simply "WHYYY". "Wry" is not a slurring of "why", it makes no sense.

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>>12485456
>WHRYYY

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>>12485456
I think the intent is for you to pronounce it as "rye", but they spell it as "wry" so the spelling stays close enough that you can more easily figure out what they're saying.
WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>12475070
You could start developing a yukkuri tulpa right away.

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Remember

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>>12480308
That's kind of scary.

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>>12486661

Yeah I remember laughing the first time I tested that diffuser to see what it actually did.

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>>12486272
If there is one thing /x/ has taught me then it's not to mess with that kinda shit. Pic related.

I don't want to be followed by some evil spirit that constantly poops and slurs insults at me.

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>You will never take it easy

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>>12487437
Who are you quoting?

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Where is your easy place, /jp/? I have many in different places, so I never feel uneasy!

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>>12487594
This place!
Is!
Jaypee's easy place!

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>>12488138
But uneasy Mr Janitor is here.

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Who is the cutest koyukkuri and why is it Patchouli?

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>>12488328
Because mukyuuuuu

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>>12488328
Tiny little books.

I want to get one and then boil it in orange juice with duct tape over it's mouth to keep it from puking out.

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>>12488462
What if its skin melts, or the heat causes it to expand and explode? Orange juice can't bring back a crushed/exploded yukkuri.

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Always remember to play fun games with your Yukkuris to keep them happy and fit!

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Do your best Reimu!

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>>12483254
>start a game with 50 baby Alices
>do nothing
>within minutes the entire room is dead

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>>12488474
>>12488479
>>12488484
What version has these easy Mister Stretching features?

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>>12488466
I'd try having a mother Patchy, using half of it's kids for experimentation, and then telling it point blank that if it dies or otherwise stops producing children exactly when I want them, I'll torture the other half to death too.

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>>12485456
ZA WARUDO

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>>12488479
Utter fucking shit to the very end, eh Reimu?

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>>12483007
Can you do a quick translation of this short series?
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/726

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>>12488542
That would be shittarba or however you spell it.

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>>12488627

Right after that she screamed that she was sorry and begged me to stop and as soon as I stopped stretching I got a mouthful..Shitty geezer..she is gonna kill me .. shitty slave, puff puff etc.

Typical shithead.

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>>12488632
Sorry, I can't read Japanese, I'm just editing ones that have already been translated.

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Ah just saw 1.13 hiatus.

Thanks Eternity.

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>Have two yukkuri
>Go to work and leave it running
>come home to find it full of shitlets
I should have separated you two, you betrayed my trust.

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>>12489511
Ahh, a story about a prudish schoolgirl that gets in touch with her sexuality by abyusing a horny shithead. I love it.

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>>12490632
Love this one.

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Why do yukkuri posts get deleted? It's just beanpaste. Can't Mr. Janitor just take it easy?

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http://yukkuri-futaba.sakura.ne.jp/game/mwbtd/

Marisa Wanna Be the Dos (a flash platformer)
About everything you touch kills you.

d: jump
s: attack
v: return to the stage select area
g: self-destruct
r: restart level

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>>12493413
>slippery as fucking movement
>slow as hell jumping
Is trying to handicap me supposed to be difficult?

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>>12493413
I am stuck!

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>>12493413

This game is rage inducing.

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>>12493718
>>12493751
>>12493764
I can't even play it, I just die intentionally. I don't want Marisa to be Dosu. I want Marisa to suffer.

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>>12493927
W-woah, dude, that's a little too edgy for me, I'm gonna ask you to tone it down!

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>>12497953
>too edgy
>in a yukkuri thread

Pls.

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>>12497643
Absolutely adorable.

But wait, is that a skull and a bone on her clothes?

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>>12497968

You know..I didn't even notice that easy.


Not sure.

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>>12497953
I don't think you realize what thread you're in or what "edgy" means.

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>>12493927
Too bad for you, the music when you clear a stage is nice.
Anyone know the source?

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>>12498015
Killing and maiming stuff and enjoying the suffering of anything is edgy.

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>>12501756
Are you by any chance upset? :^)

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>>12501756
Then go someplace less edgy.

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I'm in a bit of a pinch /jp/!
It began about a few hours ago. Everything was going fine until Chen was murdered. I don't know why, but I decided to not clean her corpse. All my yukkuri were uneasy, and then Remilia killed Patchy. This was the turning point for me, where I kinda broke and removed all the beds and toilets, replacing them with blenders and hot plates. In the end everyone died except for Sakuya, who is a super shithead.
Anyways, is it possible to get her to stop raping everyone to death or will I have to just kill her?
I feel bad about what I've done and want to atone for my sins ;_;

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>>12502318
You can stick an orange ampule on her and put her on a hot plate, that way she'll never get into rape mode. Only burning her feet won't suffice, because when she gets into rape mode she'll endlessly frighten the other yukkuri so that they don't eat. But I wouldn't worry at all, because it's not a sin to make yukkuri suffer.

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>>12502318
Is that sakuya-patchulo hybrid or just sakuya?
Do the right thing anon.

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>>12502318
>and want to atone for my sins

Use the chosen Tool. Use the hammer.

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>>12502318
>Sale Value: $ 2137
>complacency: 0 Rebellious +
Is this a new thing that was added? Was there anything else added in the HIATUS version?

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ohhh~

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>>12502318

buggy buggy sui

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I got a Deibu instead of a Reimu. Do I kill it or let it live?

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>>12504765

Have stalk babies and then feed the stalk to Deibu and give the babies none.

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Finally edited a family-friendly one that I can post here without getting banned...

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>>12505630
After the first panel I though it'd separate the yukkuri from the accessory, meaning that their uneasiness would stop them from venturing further away.

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>>12505630
Even after reading "family friendly", I still expected her to be cut in half by the leash. Yukkuri abuse has ruined me easy ;_;

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>>12505717
That's pretty good. We need to get you on the yukkuri marketing team.

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>>12505630
Also this one still needs neatening up but I'll post it anyway and you guys can proofread it.

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>>12505854

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>>12505857

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>>12505859

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>>12505859
>>12505863
Wrong page, 4 goes between them obviously.

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>>12505868
End.

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>>12505846
Another idea is "scareyu's", toy yukkuri in uneasy situations, or plain uneasy yukkuri like predators and such, meant to be put in hallways and under windows to frighten would-be invaders away.

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>>12505868
>shweet sheets
>sheets
Typo?
>>12505875
The last "Alice" has a box instead of an A. Great job overall.

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>>12505880
Good catch on the typo.

The box instead of the A is intentional, the original had it censored with an O but Olice would look stupid so I used a box.

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>>12505923
Any idea why it was censored?

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>>12505938
Sometimes when Japanese TV shows are referencing real people or organisations they'll censor a couple of letters of their name, I don't know if its to protect themselves from lawsuits or whatever, I guess it was done here ironically or something.

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>>12505973
Oh, like they'll put a tiny black bar on penises. Got it.

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>>12505859

Adorable Reimu puff puff.

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I guess I should also neaten this up before I upload it to OYP but I think its readable at least.

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>>12507272
You're doing the Lord's work.

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>>12507272
I want to abuse them

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>>12507272
Disgustingly adorable.

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>>12507272
So fucking repulsive.

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I'm not entirely sure how a spider of similar size would have been less unfortunate.

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>>12509494
Aw, the Marisa had such an innocent, inoffensive expression. I feel bad for it.

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>>12510117
That's nature.

Shit don't like being eaten.