BABYMETAL/SAKURA GAKUIN GENERAL 26

[Anonymous No.]

BABYMETAL World Tour ROUND 2:
November 8th - O2 Academy Brixton (London, UK)
November - venue and date TBA (New York, USA)

LEGEND 1997/1999 Seitan Sai - OUT 10/29
BD: TFXQ-78116
DVD: TFBQ-18153

>Newest song
Gimme chocolate!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

>Best song (If you want to get into Babymetal start here, Gimme Choco is not really for everyone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw


BABYMETAL appearances:
http://pastebin.com/mnvqZeQa

World Tour Footage:
http://pastebin.com/en4X5jvq

Links:
babymetal.com
https://twitter.com/BABYMETAL_JAPAN

http://www.sakuragakuin.jp/
https://twitter.com/sakura_shokuin

Translations:
http://du-metal.blogspot.de/

KAMI BAND:
Guitar – Takayoshi Ohmura/Mikio Fujioka
Guitar – Leda
Bass – BOH
Drum – Hideki Aoyama

Sakura Gakuin - Jump Up ~Chiisana Yuuki~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A56j8fGEf7w

Airi and Ayaka appear on the new GTO series.

>Ijime, Dame, Zettai at Sonisphere, Pro-shot footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qeuf9iPyI40

R.I.P cumposting and burgerposting you will not be missed

[Anonymous No.]

>legend 1997/1999 dvd
>no budokan
Why do they take so long to release the dvds

[Anonymous No.]

If all us /jp/sies go to the concert early doesn't that mean we will all see each other? That's scary.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the song where they do this in the dance?

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>>12408690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cirhQ8iLdbw

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks OP, well done!

>>12408690
Nailed it.

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>>12408711
>Thanks OP, well done!
say what now

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>>12408714
Nothing, I was thanking and praising unironically for once.

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>>12408718
What did I do that's so amazing?
I do not understand.

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>>12408723
I'm the previous OP so I'm happy to see you did justice and improved my post. Also telling the shitposters off was the right thing to do. That's about it really, I'm easy to please.

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>>12408749
Well as the one who accidentally started cumposting It kind of outstayed it's welcome. Posting about Moa's smelly burgers is something I just don't get however.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm3YqA_TDNg&feature=youtu.be&t=54m
BOH going ham

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>>12408850
I don't think I've ever seen him not going HAM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1xEmajdCf2E#t=183

Also I like how in the sonisphere video the entire babymetal entourage shows up on stage

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>>12408755
Call me a retard (I'm on 4chan, of course I'm retarded), but what exactly is a "smelly burger"?

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>>12409467
>trying to bait this hard

Just stop, honestly.

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>>12409504
>thinking I'm baiting

I don't even know what to say. I'm not down with the internet lingo, yo.

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>>12409546
retard

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>>12409571
Got it.

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>>12409467
A pejorative term for any sort of burger.

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>>12408755
She just loves to gobble down big smelly American burgers with extra portions of stinky cheese and mustard.

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>>12409878
Not that guy but now I get it. Delicious!

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>>12409467
>what exactly is a "smelly burger"?
Exactly what it sounds like.

Moa has an addiction to smelly burgers. She may be little but she gobbles them beasts up like they're tic tacs. If you read any of Babymetal's blogs, whenever they go out to eat Yui always get embarrased by how Moa always demands to the waiter that the burger be extra smelly. Su used to feel ashamed of Moa's habits too but Su is now so busy flashing her pantsu at everyone that she doesn't even notice anymore.

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>>12409467
So, as >>12410016 said, it's just a fagfiction shoved down our throats. Just ignore it from now on.

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>>12410054
What direction should a new album take?
Imagining an album with songs like Megitsune and Akuma no Rondo is making me hard.

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>>12410608
whoops didn't mean to quote

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>>12410608
It should be a rock opera

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>>12410658
Definitely.

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>>12410016
Pretty much this, it's even more embarrassing for Su and Yui when Moa isn't satisfied with the smelliness of the burger and demands that the waiter supplies takes it back and gets her a stinkier one.

>>12410608
Yui and Moa should be utilised more and hopefully it will have one or two longer songs, but that probably won't happen seeing as it's a pop album. There should be lots of variety in the types of songs like in their first album but they should maybe get rid of the slightly more questionable influences like fucking reggae in 4 no uta.

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>>12411220
>pop album
u wot m8
And how can you not like 4 no Uta

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>>12411310
oh shit! I remember those candies! It was like jelly but a little fruit thing was in the middle. fuck I loved those things.

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>>12409878
>>12410016
>>12410054
Thank you guys for the clarification, I just came to this board on a whim the other day hoping to find some BabyMetal related shit. I wasn't aware of all the faggot shit that's out there. Sadly, I am now.

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>>12411441
Good that you are aware of it, would be best if you left this place, as there's nothing to see here.

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>>12411466
what if
what
what if
what if someone started actual discussion

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>>12411481
No, no actual discussion here, so it would be best if you get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

which kami band member wud u cuddle with?

i choose boh

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>>12411511
I would suck the hell out of their dicks.
You get it? The hell..cus they're metalheads?
hehe
hehehe

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We she create an American crew and go to Babymetal concerts in Japan where we get drunk and mosh the shit out if the crowd
Maybe we can even fight what's leftover of the BiS wota
Who is with me?

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>>12411511
>>12411553
No faggotry please, all sexual discussion must relate to the enjoyment of japanese lolis' succulent young bodies.
>>12411646
try that again in english

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>>12411511
No joke, for a while I thought that like half of the kami band members were girls.

But ultimately I would want to cuddle with and brush Takayoshi's hair.

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How have you worshiped your queen on this fine day?

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>>12411511

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>>12411511
lemme cuddle you, i'll treat you gently i promise ;) boh can stroke your feet while i'm at it

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I want to get my ticket for Brixton tonight, think I'll be able to organise a meet up on here? I only know normals in real life.

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>>12411817
>implying anyone here isn't a complete autist
I'm getting dropped off by my mum and then have to wait for 7 or so hours in a line surrounded by normie scum who probably want to talk to me.

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>>12411995

I had to stand next to some fucking insufferable reddit weebs at the Forum it was totally worth it though.

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>>12411995
>wait for 7 or so hours in a line
What happens if you get sudden diarrhea?

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>>12412008
Where were you in the line?
I was next to a cool guy and some normalshits. Also saw a few weebs with dyed hair. How I am going to mentally prepare myself for this I have no idea.

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>>12412122
I have strong willpower. I can hold my piss in for 2 hours and doubt I will have to shit as I only shit once a day.

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>>12412132
>only shit once a day

Wait, do most people shit multiple times in a day? I probably only shit once every three days.

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>>12412228
Dunno, I haven't shit today and probably won't

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>>12412228
means you're constipated

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Anybody going to the Brixton we should come here closer to the date, like a week or so before the gig and organise some kind of meet up. no way I'm going to this on my own, I've got normal friends that would probably get tickets if i talked them into it but a meet up could be cool anyway.
We can form a little wotaku clique for the day away from all the normalfags and autist weebs. Damn is it gonna be possible to get an idol group gathering together without a few weirdos leaking in though?

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>>12412298
>Damn is it gonna be possible to get an idol group gathering together without a few weirdos leaking in though?
So basically you want to gather you and your normie buddies together and do normie activities.
What do you even classify as a weirdo?

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Damn talking about a cool gathering at a babymetal show and the conversation just above is about constipation. forget it.

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>>12412305
And the normalscum reveals his true nature.

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>>12412305
no one was even talking about meeting up get the fuck otu of here with that shit dumb bitch

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>>12412311
Why would we even want to leave our house
It's bad enough leaving the comfort of my home for the gig but I do it for my one true love, even though yes 2D IS superior, I feel that this will be different maybe.

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It'd be nice if janitor-kun would clean up the burgerposts, number.jpg, and literal shitposts about their bowel movements or lackthereof

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>>12412368
>wanting heavy moderation
Fuck off and if you want us to talk about something else bring up some actual discussion.

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>>12412368
>number.jpg
that's superior

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Is there a Babymetal song with a better intro than:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q

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>>12412396
>Minnaaaaaa hajimaru yo.

Gets me everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcflIKw76-Y

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>>12412396
Babymetal Death maybe, but IDZ probably has the best intro.
For those that have seen them live, what was your favourite song? Onedari Daisakusen, Megitsune, Head Bangya and Ijime Dame Zettai were the most fun in my opinion.
>>12412406
>liking the worst BBM song
tip top kek

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>>12412383
How often do you fart? Do they smell like le moaburgers? XD

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>>12412417
>liking the worst BBM song

I actually find that Baby Metal Death & Headbanger are their worst songs.

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>>12412445
>Baby Metal Death
Fair enough, I like it because it's really great live and has a good opening but I can see why someone wouldn't like it because it's a little basic.
>Headbanger
Wrong opinion. Headbanger is one of their 10/10 songs and is way better than IDZ.
Megitsune > Headbanger > Akuma no Rondo > Onedari Daisakusen > Ijime Dame Zettai > Catch me if you can > Gimme Chocolate > Doki Doki Morning > Song 4 > Death > Ii ne > Akatsuki '(Su's voice too high on the album because it was recorded in what, 2012/11?)> Uki Uki Midnight

To be honest they could've re-recorded the songs so the newer more matured voice of Su would be heard but oh well.

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>>12412417

Anime Ga Mitai is one of my favourite tracks don't get all of the hate.

Especially at the end when Su sings in English.

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>>12412507
I don't really like it cause it sounds too poppy instead of metal. Songs like Akuma no Rondo are perfect in the way that they have amazing singing/lyrics + a unique sound to them and that's what they should go for in the new album.

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>>12412522
*and Megitsune

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>>12412479
>I like it because it's really great live

For sure, but unlike literally every other one of their songs that I could listen to until the end of my life, I got sick of it after a few dozen listens. Like you said it's great live and it's almost necessary live since it's the intro/warmup song.

>Headbanger

I'm still not crazy about it. It's repetitive, it has no real breakdown and no guitar solo unlike every other one of their songs

>>12412522
>don't really like it cause it sounds too poppy instead of metal

Babymetal is supposed to be pop AND metal. It is nice that they came out with heavier songs as fan service to metalheads, but I wouldn't want them to be a full-out regular metal band just like I wouldn't want to them to be a full-our idol group.

Akumu no Rondo isn't all that unique either, it really sounds like Meshuggah. It's still a great song especially with Su's vocals.

>and Megitsune

for sure, but again they mixed metal with traditional Japanese melodies & a bit of instruments.

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>>12412692
>Headbanger
>no breakdown
cmon son
>Babymetal is supposed to be pop AND metal.
Yeah but I think it's a little too pop. Gimme Chocolate is 50/50 and it's great but you go any more than that and it doesn't really work that well, you go more metal however it becomes really good. Megitsune is just a perfect song though. The thing is, they have pretty much evolved into a pure metal group as of late so there's probably going to be more metal influence than pop influence. What makes Babymetal so good is they have purely metal instrumental sound done extremely well backed by Su's angelic vocals. Songs that are more pop like Ii ne aren't gonna be as good as something heavier and with the shit from Megitsune thrown in there.
Also, Onedari Daisakusen is the most underrated song.

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>>12412739
>The thing is, they have pretty much evolved into a pure metal group as of late

Not really, I would say that they're a legitimate metal group now for sure, but they're still part-pop if only because of the girls' vocals. They're actually singing, not shouting or screaming or growling or shrieking or gurgling. That's usually the one thing that metalhead hipsters complain about what makes it "not metal".

Even musically, they still have something else going on in all of their songs besides metal, either it's some electronica like with Uki Uki Midnight or iine or even Gimme Choco, or it's traiditonal music like with Megitsune, or reggae with 4 no Uta or 4 hip-hop with Onedari Daisakusen, etc.

I like that they go back & forth between pop/other & metal

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>tfw listening to Megitsune in flac
God damn I love this feel.

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>>12413483
hell yeah

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>>12413483
Your ears cant hear high definition nerd

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casual here. How many albums do they have out? I can only find one and that one's been out for a while. Are they planning on releasing more music any time soon?

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>>12413566
>implying
Some ears can, some ears can't.
>>12413581
Only one. Also a year is not a while music standards for some bands.

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>>12408635
Hey OP(and for the other OP fags)
/r/ing to replace the Jump Up ~Chiisana Yuuki~ one with Animal Rhythm. Thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR2vawlUw2s

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>>12412368
>using Yui for anti-cumposting propaganda
I'm sorry, but she's at our side.

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>>12414689
gross!

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>>12413566
>>12413729
It's more about the equipment than ears. Basic logitech speakers sound the same on 320 mp3 and hq wav.

You need studio monitors to hear the difference.

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>>12412507
>Anime Ga Mitai is one of my favourite tracks don't get all of the hate.

same, but i think its just a case of them comparing it to other, "actual" babymetal songs. it IS just a cover song at the end of the day, and in my opinion, is superior to the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cJ4p88ivKU

surely deserves some praise for nailin' it

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>>12415010
Huh, I never heard the original before now but I like this better than Babymetal's

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>>12415048
>>12415048
Then you should hear this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSBp3r6NJU

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>>12415286
MooMoo is so cutecute

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>>12415820
loli moa even cuter!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7DjgxNjOto&index=28&list=LL4kNF5Sotg41ipUb_kENtkQ
Based white shirt guy

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>>12415870
never knew she was a fashion designer

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>>12415896
>all these pics of moa that i somehow dont have
More!

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Which 4chan boards do Babymetal browse?

>Yui
/r9k/, /b/

>Moa
/ck/, /a/

>Su
/soc/, /h/

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>>12416011
>Moa
/ck/, /a/

>Yui
>implying she has a personality to judge off of

>Suzuka
/pol/

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>>12416011
>Yui
/r9k/, /hc/, /pol, /x/

>Moa
/a/, /ck/, /toy/, /s4s/, /u/

>Su
/fa/, /sci/, /int/

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12413581
Only one album.

The album itself is a collection of their singles with a handful of new songs, if you go buy/find the singles you'll get the instrumental tracks, as well as one song that didn't make it on the album because of record label red tape, Kimi To Anime Ga Mitai.

>>12412406

Also, since Babymetal started off as a Sakura Gakuin "club" you can find an alternate version of iine on the 2011 nendo album Friends, which is better than the album version IMO.

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>>12414155
>Sensei wearing brown-face and generic Indian head-dress

What's that all about? Good song/video otherwise.

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>>12414689
If she knew what went on in the average /jp/ thread she would quit the idol/music business forever and convert to Islam.

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>>12416281
These girls aren't so innocent as you think, they their audience very well.

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>>12411817
yeah I'll meet up with you please!

[Artist-aniki No.]

>>12411995
same, except i'm gettin dropped off by my aunt because i'm not a huge lame-oid B)

[Anonymous No.]

>yui
/b/

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>moa when no one else is around
/y/

i like to believe moa is a closet fujoshi

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>>12416345
See ya there faggot

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>>12416294
Not as well as you your English.

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>>12416954

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>>12416968

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>>12416997
moa so cute i'd like to hug her and rub my hand up and down her body make her feel special haha

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>>12417010

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>>12417016
Please look at me more like that you are so beautiful

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>>12417020

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>>12417030
I want to eat lots of food with moa forever

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>>12417037
Would you loudly slurp jelly through a straw next to Yui to annoy her?

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>>12417064
I dunno all I can do when I look at that picture is admire their bodies. Their breasts are amazing, perfect little lolis in their own right, completely pure bodies. I'd like to tie Yui up though.

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>>12417074

[Anonymous No.]

need more feet pics, post em all

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>>12416011
I don't care for the London concert but damn I'm already looking at hotels for her graduation.

Fuck that's going to be a tough one.

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These are of my favourites songs of the year

best babymetal songs imho btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2c3MM3zf0Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

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I don't find Gimme Choco that good honestly. Sounds like just a cheap gimmick song thrown together with not much content.

And that rave hoover synth is abysmal.

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>>12417960
I think it's a perfect blend of pop and metal, really nice vocals by Su and some cool riffs.
>And that rave hoover synth is abysmal.
I-I like it.

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>>12417960
It's only their most popular song because "le ebin randum Japan chocolate song XD." It's still a fun song but it's basically a poppier version of Catch Me If You Can with worse songwriting.

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>>12418378
damn that's sexy

[Anonymous No.]

Before you flood me with epik may mays, i'm not actually here to troll. Please don't bully me. I just want to understand why this is a thing.
So is this just tryhard edgy idols for people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to metal? This the antithesis of metal, so it clearly isn't because they're heavy.
Are the lyrics particularly dark? I doubt it with titles like "Gimme Chocolate" and the one about fox girls.

So it it just edgy music for weebs who've never actually heard dark music or am i not getting something here? again, not trying to be a trolly asshole. I'm just at a loss for words. Is "Akumu no Rondo" supposed to be their dark song? These lyrics are like what a 14 year old would consider dark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHw5udkhtqk These lyrics aren't even particularly dark but they make babymetal's look like the barney song. Have I just gone too deep down the metal rabbit hole or is this a typical reaction a metalhead has to this?

All of these songs are drowning out these pathetic excuses for guitarists with generic synths any drunken producer could whip together in trackmaster in about .3 of a femtosecond. It's like a snare and a kick. Holy shit, so deep.
Take something as melodically complex as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8EC_PG-dkg and the bassist alone vastly outplays the entire band.

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>>12418527
You're taking this way too seriously, and this is why nobody ever takes metalheads seriously.

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>>12418527
It all boils down to fun music fronted by cute idols. The tracks are catchy, the actual band is at least competent. And trust me, they absolutely destroy when experienced live.

I'm speaking from some 20 years experience of being a metalhead. And yes, your reaction is just typical. That's not to shoot you down or anything, but try being more open-minded, take them at the face value, and just enjoy it.

It's Japanese entertainment, it does not pretend to be anything else. They embrace all the metal cliches and turn them up to 11 and have a great laugh in doing so. The only difference between them and scary trv norsk black metal bands in corpsepaint is that Babymetal knows that you know it's all just part of the show. The Kitsune-sama lore is also no more and no less stupid than the actual satanic ramblings of true satanic metalheads.

As I said, I've been a metalhead for more than half of my life. I picked up J-pop and idols as something mindless, relaxing, and not giving a fuck about pretending that the facade is the trvest thing out there. When Babymetal appeared, putting one and the other together, it was like the best thing ever, mixing the best of both worlds. At first as a gimmick off-shoot of an idol group, but soon turning into a thing of its own.

Judging them by composition or production is a bad approach. You can do this for every band, and for every band you can find arguments that that band sucks. I'm sure Babymetal sucks compared to many other bands. Many other bands also suck compared to Babymetal. They point is, they are fun, they are having fun playing their thing, their lyrics are not grimdark serious but shit-ton-full-of-puns fun, see the du-metal translation site in OP for in-depth studies of each song by a native Japanese, you'll be amazed how much there actually is to them.

I rambled, but tl;dr: they're fun, nothing else matters.

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>>12418527
I listen to loads of metal and I also like j-pop so I enjoy Babymetal, I think most people in these threads mainly just listen to j-pop though. They aren't supposed to be some super technical band with deep lyrics, they're just a fun band to listen to for people looking for something different. That Dissection album is really good by the way.

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>>12408635

Another turd dropped by the japanese idol making machine... shock.

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>>12418527
they're self-proclaimed "kawaiimetal", combining the poppy melodies, cuteness, innocent lyrics, choreographed dances etc from jpop, and the instrumentals of typical metal, and then shoved into a blender.

like >>12418556 said, they're not pretending to be anything else. they're not, and never will, try to be a "srs big boy dark death metal band", that will be remembered and treated in the same respect as shit like Tool or Metallica or whatever. they're just a fun little quirky act that shouldn't be taken too seriously at all. exactly what kind of deep profoundness were you expecting out of a metal band fronted by three 15/16 year old japanese girls who'd never even listened to metal prior to Babymetals formation?

>is this a typical reaction a metalhead has to this?
certainly not in every case. Babymetal have went down great at various heavy metal festivals, playing to crowds who'd never heard of them before and were more accustomed to listening to Megadeth - mainly because the people at those festivals had fun with it and took it for what it is - silly and fun.

they may sing about chocolate and shit, but i think i'll take that over them trying to be tr00 deathmetal and sing about pain n suffering n sorrow ;__;

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>>12418552
Where do you think we are?

>>12418556
>The Kitsune-sama lore is also no more and no less stupid than the actual satanic ramblings of true satanic metalheads.
There's a difference between lyrics that use dark imagery to discuss very real things and "gimme chocolate". There's a difference between lyrics like

>Waking up on the other side of the sunrise
>My diolation will stay the same
>I've grown accustomed to these cold winds
>Sending shivers down my back

and

>Straight. Straight. My bangs end makes a straight line.
>It's a cutie style.
>After all, a really straight line shall get the first prize.
>It's super-awesome.
>Today's lip-gloss shall be that? This? That? Which?
>Which? Wait! Watch! What time is it now?

This is pop, not metal. There is no metal here aside from the vaguely grungy guitars.

>>12418558
>something different
That's one way to put it.

And as of late, I find myself listening to Reflections works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJuBfX2GSZk

>>12418601
>same respect as shit like Tool or Metallica
Those groups are openly mocked by any person who respects their taste in metal.
thanks anon, that gave me a good chuckle.
>tr00 deathmetal and sing about pain n suffering n sorrow ;__;
Woah, calm down there sparky. I came in here peacefully. Being a disrespectful cunt was total unwarranted. Dark themes =/= hot topic-tier edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418616
>it has to be dark and deep and serious and edgy to be metal
Babymetal is just an extremely fun band with top tier waifus. Their live performances are god-tier. I don't get why you take everything so seriously, they're just a really good metal band with a fresh take on the whole thing.

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>>12411722
>Ohmura
wait what

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>>12418527
if the music is so simple to make and based on the fa t that you've figured te formula out, why aren't you putting together something similar for profit?

Oh, that's right, because you haven't figured anything out. You're just spouting out general statements in order to pin a negative emotion to Babymetal.

Plz, gb2gaia

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>>12418616
genres are not defined by lyrical content

you could write a song about uniform star polyhedra or the features of a perfect vibrator, but if it sounds like metal, it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418616
Uhhh, what true fan of metal mocks Tool? Sorry, but the only people that I have ever come across that mock Tool are either people that don't really listen to music and lump them together with mallgoth fandom or kids that knew Tool by name while they were in school and skipped over them while they got into terrible deathcore and metalcore bands. The latter being the only "true" metal to them that they will not badmouth because that is what got them into the "scene"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418616
>There's a difference between lyrics that use dark imagery to discuss very real things and "gimme chocolate". There's a difference between lyrics like
>This is pop, not metal. There is no metal here aside from the vaguely grungy guitars.

I was referring to the Kitsune-sama "legend" they uncover as intros to their lives and whatnot, not to the actual song lyrics.

But if you're truly not trolling here, then please read this whole page of notes for Gimme Choco and tell me this is not talking about the very real things:

http://du-metal.blogspot.ie/2014/02/gimichoko.html

If you say that this is laughable or somehow makes the music not metal because it's not talking about Satan, pain and suffering, but about things very real and important to teenage girls, then I don't think we can find understanding here.

The DokiMo lyric also has real merit on close reading. Again, just because the lyric is not a piece of grimdark and often pretentious poetry does not mean it's without merit or meaning. Also what >>12418656 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418648
>they're just a really good metal band with a fresh take on the whole thing

That is objectively untrue. From a technical perspective, they fail at metal in every aspect. Their lyrics are generally devoid of any meaning and the guitars and bass lack any refinement. The drums are simplistic but passable. A 500$ machine would play it better. The drummer's kit is acceptable but it gets no awards. They use about 2 or 3 synths max and can't decide their tone.

>>12418655
Wow, the salt is so real your ability to type a coherent sentence utterly collapsed. My venomous statement aside, what the actual fuck are you attempting to say aside from making ad hominem attacks?

>>12418656
I agree. My issue is the tuning of the guitars is too high to call them metal and the addition of the techno-esque synths dilutes what little metal there was so greatly that it's not metal. Sorry for not being more clear with that.
>>12418673
Well for one, Tool is closer to heavy alternative rock than it is metal. For two, Tool is the very definition of mallgoth music, short of Evanescence or Cradle of Filth. For three, they're entry level and a person who "respects their taste in metal" generally avoids entry level content.
>>12418720
Those lyrics are fine. They're by no means great but I think they're fine.

Also, you people seem keen on pinning edgy grimdark poetry/Satan worship/edge for edge's sake/SUFFERING style music on me when I have never made that even remotely a subject or reference point. Are you just projecting your poor understanding of metal onto me or do you actually have such little experience with the genre, all you associate with it is edgy trash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418774
I don't know why you care about lyrics so much because metal really isn't a genre where lyrics are very important. There are some bands like Death (their later stuff) and maudlin of the Well who have lyrics I really like, but let's not delude ourselves, most metal bands have lyrics about shit like vikings fighting dragons or having sex with corpses, not to mention how the lyrics in metal are more often than not unintelligible harsh vocals / in Swedish so it doesn't really matter anyway. Again with Babymetal their lyrics are all in Japanese so it shouldn't matter whether they're singing about chocolate or Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418774
what a bunch of overwrought dribble
criticisms like "lack[ing] any refinement" are just a cloak for your bare opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418774
>Their lyrics are generally devoid of any meaning
>Those lyrics are fine. They're by no means great but I think they're fine.

I don't have time to write more right now, but you seem to be contradicting yourself here.

Also you sound like a Encylopedia Metallum mod (try that for an ad hominem, hah!) in your attempts to separate metal from non-metal based on strict technical criteria. While I can kinda see the point of those criteria for something aspiring to be a reference guide - because a line has to be drawn somewhere - then if this is your main mode of deciding whether to enjoy one band and diss another then I feel genuinely sorry for you.

And pinning the grimdark poetry etc. is a kneejerk reaction to your dissing of Babymetal lyrics and of course it's a simplification. Two facts remain though, Babymetal lyrical subjects are different than those of most metal pieces, and two, that does not make them any less valid if you just allow yourself to be more openminded and read into them more than just skimming the lipgloss-painted surface.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are trumetalheads like this guy so obnoxious and annoying. Every single time, every band that they don't like has to go through the usual "look at me, I'm a serious metal expert with refined taste, this is not metal, it's crap and should not be called metal because it disgraces the (un)holy name of metal" lecture. Drag your ass back to the YouTube comments if you're so desperate for people to agree with you and like your comments on how this is not true metal and is therefore shit. You've already stated your opinion, and received the same response as to why people like this music ("fun," look it up in the dictionary). Any reason for you to prolong your presence here serves no purpose other than to stir shit up, which was probably your intent in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418774
what an autistic turbonerd
they play good music and su's vocals are amazing and they have glorious waifus which is something no other metal band can achieve
you are nothing more than a heretic who fails to see the glory of babymetal and because of that you will forever have
shit
taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418828
fuck metal, because that shit sounds like garbage anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418828
Better than discussing how we want to cum on Yui's feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418838
no one is discussing that stop trying to bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418828
let's not be over-hasty with the generalizations

there are plenty of true metalheads who either like babymetal or are lukewarm but without looking down on other people for liking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418846
Yeah we're discussing how we want to cum on Su's ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418846
Maybe we should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418848
I'm well aware. I did mention "like this guy" because I know there are many metalheads out there that aren't as obnoxious and are openminded and can appreciate various genres.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting true metal song with true metal lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTjGshJXFw0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418388
They're children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418897
that's what makes it so hot man, you fuck a girl your age and you're dealing with a used goods slut with the brain of a child since all women have the mentality of one
you date a nice young pure girl and you get a tight virgin cunny to pump full of love honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418915
>>12418388
The fuck, man? They're around 12 at oldest. This is already full of edgy weeb br00tal metal, the last thing needed here is pedo bullshit.

Suddenly the reason why some people love Babbymettle is making more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418924
>They're around 12 at oldest
They were 12 when they debuted 2-3 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418938
That still makes them well underage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418924
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418816
>I don't know why you care about lyrics so much because metal really isn't a genre where lyrics are very important.
I don't know why you care about the crescendo so much becasue classical is a genre where crescendos aren't very important.
That's the exact same argument you made. Notice how it sounds completely retarded? That's because it is.
>>12418822
What exactly does
>just a cloak for your bare opinion
mean? That i'm somehow hiding my actual opinion on the subject or that my opinion on the subject is poorly educated? It sounds like pseudo-intellectual attempt at an insult. I think that's becasue you're bad at replies.
>>12418823
I'm writing these as a read the posts, so sorry about that. And I'll admit, I had a change of heart. I went from thinking they completely lack lyrical depth to thinking that there's minor interactions from one line to the next.
>Also you sound like a Encylopedia Metallum mod (try that for an ad hominem, hah!)
that's a strawman, in addition to being an ad hominem.
>separate metal from non-metal based on strict technical criteria.
Then how exactly should I define the genre lines then? By how much light it refracts when placed in a vessel of water?
>then if this is your main mode of deciding whether to enjoy one band and diss another
again with the strawmans and ad hominem attacks.

You clearly seem to be fishing for this so I generally like music that shows the skill of the artist in question. I mostly listen to Math rock, IDM, Trip hop, and melodic black metal.
>Babymetal lyrical subjects are different than those of most metal pieces, and two, that does not make them any less valid...
The lyrics are by far not my only gripe. The chords are repetitive and weak. The synths are poorly chosen and clash with each other and the guitars. Even if I ignore the piss poor lyrics, I'm still left with a technically defunct band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418924
No, you don't understand. 11-15 is great and the primetime for a woman. It's actually Hebephilia because they are pubescent. Fucking a 9 year old is bad because they don't really know what's going on but a nice 11 year old is ready. Girls in western countries already have sex at 14 so why should I miss out on prime teen pussy just because of a few laws? There's not THAT much difference between a 14 year old Asian girl and a 16 year old (legal in all civilized countries). In conclusion, if you don't want to bone all 3 in pic related you are a glorious winged faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418941
True, but they won't stay that way for long.
Also it's not classified as a mental illness to be attracted to girls over the age of 12, just not a good idea to act on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418954
>16 year old (legal in all civilized countries)
...But the age of consent in like 90% of Japan is 18...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418950
It's about the vocals m8, the vocals and the cunny. You see them live and THEN you're blown away by how good the Kami band is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418960
90% is uncivilized. My penis shall not be restrained by legalities for my lust is the law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418774
Tool existed way before the "mallgoth" fad of the the mid to late 90s and early 00s. The default mallgoth band that you are looking for is Slipknot. Also, these misconceptions of yours coupled with the fact that you call Tool an "entry-level" band are strongly hinting at you being in your teens and not having much experience in the metal "scene". Oh, well, just means you have more knowledge to take in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418985
>Slipknot
>mallgoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418954
>girls at 17 are used goods
>girls at 14 are pure
>guys you need to get with them pure 14yr olds

Do you realize you contradicted yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418985
Tool always reminds me of a friend I had in high school who thought if he smoked weed it'd make him play music like Tool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419005
Yeah but undoubtedly all girls at 17 have had sex, whereas at 14 only some do. The fact that 14 year olds are doing it just means I should be able to legally bone them, not that I won't do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418969
Right, let me just spend several thousand dollars to visit Japan to see a band I dislike. What a fantastic use of money.
>>12418985
Right, and mallgoths listen to tool to get more street cred. They're entry level. That's all I'm saying. It's dad-rock.

And I'm 20. Stop being a crusty old dragon who's angry at the kids these days and their rap music. Also what does not liking 90's psudo-metal music have to do with my age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419016

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419021
Except they don't just play in Japan, they just did their round tour and in November are playing in the UK and at another date playing in NYC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419031
You're missing the point. I don't want to spend money on a group I hate. That makes absolutely no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419033
Then you need to stop preaching your shit taste in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419021
> but ima #tryhard
Uhh, who is targetting you for not liking 90s music? If anything they pointed out your lack of knowledge on the subject, not your lack of enjoyment of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419033
> a group I hate
lol what are you even doing here anymore, homeboy? if you've tryly given babymetal a chance, and legitimately don't like them, why are you wasting time trying to explain why BABYMETAL ARE SHIT OK GUYS in a babymetal thread? like what is the point of all this, apart from you getting to reassure yourself that you listen to superior, sophisticated metal because the guitar parts are more complex, and they're tuned lower, and there's no synth, and the lyrics have deep meaning!!!!!

who cares about songs being catchy and fun anymore anyways, right? i'm starting to get those tingly "metal elitist" vibes off you, my friendo :o)

so how about we enjoy our metal and you enjoy yours? you're rants here are literally achieving nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418938

That statement is invalid, for two reasons. The first, the post was saying those girls were sexy, not that they grew up to be sexy. A basic understanding of the English language lets us know that he just called 12 year old girls sexually attractive. The second, >>12418954 proves their own pedo creepiness. >>12418941 Also makes a valid point, that even if you were to use broken logic that it would still be pedo bullshit.

>>12418945
Actually I'm not from /v/, I just love that reaction image. I'm a /d/ic/k/.

You guys don't mind if I make and post some lewd drawings of babymetal, do you?

>>12418954

Couple of things wrong here:
1. 12 is not "teen pussy", it's a prepubescent girl.

2. Right now roughly %50 of the world is 18 and %50 is 16. The only places that really allow legal sex at 14 is Eastern Europe, China and South America. So basically you have to be a Slav or a coca farmer to legally fuck a 14 year old girl. Even the civilized/non-rural areas of Africa is 18 with the lowest being 16. By the way, in Japan the AoC is 18, not 12.

3.Countries with higher populous, higher GDP and more cities (See: Civilization) have higher Age of Consent. Your argument that uncivilized countries only fuck women over 12 is not only historically backwards but statistically invalid.

You sure the only reason why you like 12-14 year old girls isn't because they're innocent and don't understand your implications? Or because they're smaller and easier to fit in your van?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419065
Then head off back to /ic/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419065
>1. 12 is not "teen pussy", it's a prepubescent girl.
They are ready.
>2. Right now roughly %50 of the world is 18 and %50 is 16. The only places that really allow legal sex at 14 is Eastern Europe, China and South America. So basically you have to be a Slav or a coca farmer to legally fuck a 14 year old girl. Even the civilized/non-rural areas of Africa is 18 with the lowest being 16. By the way, in Japan the AoC is 18, not 12.
Fuck the law, I bone what I want. And I said 16.
>Countries with higher populous, higher GDP and more cities (See: Civilization) have higher Age of Consent.
16 is the norm for civilized countries actually.
>Your argument that uncivilized countries only fuck women over 12 is not only historically backwards but statistically invalid.
wat
Try rephrasing that in english.
>You sure the only reason why you like 12-14 year old girls isn't because they're innocent and don't understand your implications? Or because they're smaller and easier to fit in your van?
You can't seriously be implying that 14 year olds who regularly have sex are innocent.
TLDR; I want to tap cute loli virgins with underdeveloped breasts and nothing shall stand in my path.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching/listening to babymetal on youtube
>decide to read comments
>bunch of teenage metalheads complaining that Babymetal isn't real metal
>lists a bunch of metal bands and claims them as "real"
>desperately trying to convince everyone that metal is some special exclusive club that only certain bands qualify for
>thinking that liking those metal bands makes them a part of that exclusive club
>mfw they're only browsing youtube because they got grounded by their mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419098
Godspeed, compatriot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419065
>browsing boards just to make an unfunny word when you join them ogether
>>>/out/

[ヘンリエッタ !b.iTP1Qti. No.]

>>12419098
The best girls are the ones whose age doesn't have a tens column.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419113
Indeed man cannot live off money alone. I need a nice young girlfriend! An onee-san! An imouto!
>>12419118
I dunno man, I like em a bit taller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419109
Metal listeners are some of the most close minded people you'll meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419127
Which is funny because Metal is supposed to be against that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419065

Age of Consent is a contemporary invention.

From Victorian feminists butthurt that child prostitutes were taking all the work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419085

In due time, I want to watch this thread and see what happens. I've heard babymetal a while back and want to better understand it. Also I lurk /jp/ as well as the others, just because I do more than stay on one board doesn't mean I can't be here too. Crazy how that works, right?

>>12419098

4/10, made me reply all this time, but try harder. There's no way someone can be this sexually and mentally retarded.

>>12419117

>Getting defensive when someone states an opinion in a discussion thread that contradicts your own
So you're saying this isn't a place to talk about the band's merits equally? Is this just a circlejerk then?

>>12419154

It also helps to prevent young girls without a concept of sex from being fucked, too. But then again those that would actually follow through with the idea of fucking a young girl probably don't care about the law enough to abide by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419173

>young girls
>without a concept of sex

Someone has never interacted with a young girl before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418650
"wait what" what?

He's Marty Friedman's(ex-Megadeth) guitarist and on top of that he also played with local japanese bands and was eventually drafted into paying live for Babymetal and has been one of the regular band members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419173
You should stick to lurking, because most of your posts are asinine. It's to the point that you are arguing for the sake of arguing..it's pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418774
>From a technical perspective, they fail at metal in every aspect

Then how come they successfully played the biggest metal festivals in the world and all of the Big 4 have supported them?

[Anonymous No.]

We need more cute Moa pics to calm everyone down.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Babymetal has the smelliest farts?

[Anonymous No.]

>In interviews, Moa lists learning guitar as one of her hobbies.
How can anyone say she's not metal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419280
Duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419280
Come on, anon. You should know this by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419109
I did this a few months ago and most of the comments were positive. In the time since then, the tryhards have "circled the wagons" and solidified their opinion that Babymetal cannot be tolerated. Now the comments are mostly negative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419294
Àbility to play guitar != playing Heavy Metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Babymetal will never visit Australia

Someone lend me a few thousand bucks so I can fly somewhere less shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419299
>>12419304
I'm guessing those smelly burgers of hers are responsible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419280
>>12419299
>>12419304
>>12419313

The correct answer is actually BOH

>リハから帰宅して、今夜はビーフシチューを作る♪(´ε｀ )

>因みにビーフシチューは灰汁を取る必要は無し！灰汁にも旨味が入ってるのと、色が濃いので色味を気にする必要はない。シチューの素とかではなく、ハインツの業務用デミ缶（味無し）を使用o(^_-)O

>ということで、ビーフシチュー完成＼(^o^)／

http://p.twipple.jp/BdPuy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419306

What makes you say that they never will?

A year ago I wouldn't have ever thought that they would go on a world tour and play in my city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418774
>you people seem keen on pinning edgy grimdark poetry/Satan worship/edge for edge's sake/SUFFERING style music on me when I have never made that even remotely a subject or reference point.
I don't know about that:
>Are the lyrics particularly dark?
>So it it just edgy music for weebs who've never actually heard dark music or am i not getting something here?
>These lyrics aren't even particularly dark but they make babymetal's look like the barney song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419353
'Never' was a bit of an exaggeration, but Australia is a bit of a nightmare for anything metal related. Big costs and low turnouts for anything that isn't Soundwave makes for very few tours of any kind, let alone comparatively niche Japanese little girl metal.
I suppose there's always the chance AJ is a closet pedophile and will book BM for Soundwave next year but I'm sure I recall some other Japanese bands jerking him around so I doubt that'll happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419380
Hell worse bands with smaller followings have played Soundwave.

Plus it's right next door to Japan, sort of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419388
That's a very big 'sort of'. I think it's possible, as there's always some more adventurous bands on the lineup, and AJ did make a possible implication in their favor on his twitter, but he does that for a lot of bands. I'm certainly not going to hold my breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419294
cause she uses acoustic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12418950
It's clear you're trolling but I'll grace you with one last reply.

>Then how exactly should I define the genre lines then?
The answer is "what the fuck does that matter". Will you not listen to a band because they're 79% on General Metal Aptitude Scale and your standard is 80%? Will you not listen to a band because it has 4% power influence and you only listen to 100% technical death? Really, what's your point?

>I generally like music that shows the skill of the artist in question.
How is Suzuka not skilled? She doesn't need to get any handicap points for being 16, but imagine what her level will be in a few years. She already beats the hell out of most of beauty and the beast divas.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20qyun
(acoustic ver on purpose to show off the vocal)

Is Kami Band not skilled? Check the duet solo at 4:10 in IDZ for one example. And the band solos they play at concerts, just don't cry if you become BOH's bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WCD7AxSUyw#t=249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNHujktWNuU

Still not skilled enough? Can't help you then mate, but I think you better go listen to Malmsteen masturbate his guitar for 30 minutes straight and fawn at his technique. In the meantime I'll be moshing the fuck out to Babymetal and having the best fun I had in all my years as a metalhead.

>The lyrics are by far not my only gripe.
The lyrics should never have been a factor to begin with. Do you speak perfect Moon to understand them? I'd wager you don't. And even if you did then see above, what the fuck does that matter? Do you judge metal music based on the lyrics? Can you understand Norwegian too, and how would you judge Gorgoroth all with their stupid shtick of not allowing to print the song lyrics anywhere ever because they're 2deep4u?

>The chords are repetitive and weak. The synths are poorly chosen and clash with each other and the guitars.
>I'm still left with a technically defunct band.
That's just, like, your opinion man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419401
I'd love to hear BBM acoustic set. Hopefully someone can rearrange their songs to that.

[Anonymous No.]

if i pray to kami sama enough, will yasutaka nakata produce a song for babymetals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419577
But he can't into metal. Only j-pop and overcompressed electropop.

[Artist-aniki No.]

>>12419577
considering the closest thing he's done to rock was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0e0SG06srs
i wouldn't count on it.
unless they did some weird metal/electropop mixture with someone else on board to co-write the song, that could be kinda' cool but very unlikely :(

[Anti Yutaka-chan league No.]

This guy right here showed me his erect penis 2011 in a workplace and his boss punished me and not him. Yutaka Yoshikawa is the ugliest pervert in the whole world.

[Anti Yutaka-chan league No.]

Yutaka Yoshikawa is currently 30 year old; lives in Sendai, Miyagi, Japan. He showed his erect penis in 2011 before the earthquake. He only got away with it because of the tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419806
it's just a penis, everyone knows what a penis looks like. please, get over it, dachi-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

Japan, crucifying teenage girls, since 2010.

[NEVER FORGIVE No.]

>>12419818
Why did you call me dachi-kun? I'm not some gay bro. I'm a girl and I am traumatized by men.

[Anonymous No.]

I know what penis looks like, but then there is this whole proper social context thing and there is this whole proper relationship thing. EVERYTHING GOT RAPED. EVERYTHING. MY WORLD ENDED THERE. MY TRUST FOR JAPANESE SOCIETY DIED RIGHT THERE. YOU HEAR ME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419854
Are you that girl from that women's car train video? That shit was funny as fuck man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6xLpPmzlE

[Anti yutaka-chan league No.]

MORE SERIOUS BUSINESS THAN SOME SELL OUT CRAP METAL

[Anti yutaka-chan league No.]

>>12419872
No, but I totally started that shit. Everyone is accusing men on internet, which is wonderful.

Japan is no longer an island of submissive women.

woo GIRL POWER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419881
bullshit. I was there early this year. Them bitches still crawl on their hands and knees to males.

IF you are some beta bitch then yeah they'll run over you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419878
>sell out
Can't sell out if you were made to make money.

[Anti yutaka-chan league No.]

>>12419886
No, Japanese women are strong, and they won't make sammitch. MEN will make sammitch at factory from dust to dawn.

GIRL POWER.

[Anti yutaka-chan league No.]

>>12419892
Well at least I'm not paying to get into crappy mainstream rock concert

[Anonymous No.]

Are you the same person that was posting the JIDF Hazing pics the other day?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you the same person that was posting the JSDF Hazing pics the other day?

[Anti yutaka-chan league No.]

>>12419906
YEP. I got banned for that.

[Anonymous No.]

You're probably just a butthurt hello project or momoclo fan.

[Anti yutaka-chan league No.]

>>12419921
Stop trying to sell some fake metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419939
Like it fucking matters if some weebs like a band that you don't.

[Cannot trust MEN No.]

Yutaka chan showed his penis in 2011 and got away with it because he was a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419947
Because girls have penises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419945
Because weaboos think Japanese culture is subculture. Here, babymetal is mainstream. It's lame, it's just advertisement after advertisement, and It offends Japanese metal fans who import Western indies and things that people have never heard of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419955
I don't like Babymetal because I think it's subculture. That's fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419953
I think men can keep their jobs when they show their penises and women will get social stigma if they show anything remotely sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419959
It's not subculture. Lower-middle class used to buy shit when TVs and magazines said things were popular in the West, but nobody gets fooled anymore thanks to the internets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419955
It's a gateway to "real" Japanese metal and great exposure for those bands.

[Anonymous No.]

If you dislike babymetal for not being "authentic metal" how do you feel about some one like Marty Friedman that continually collaborates with idol groups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419872
if she wanted the d so badly she could have just whispere softly
this is why i dont associate with train otaku
they take their shit way too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419955
babymetal is definitely not as mainstream as you make them sound in japan, especially in the only part that matters, tokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419967
I don't listen to mainstream things that you can easily find on youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no fucking idea what is going on in this thread any more. Is this next level trolling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419976
Babymetal was on Music Station, they're mainstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419976
It's not selling well but it's targeted towards lower middle class who can't search the web in foreign languages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419978
I think he and I could become good friends.
Please use an image of us together in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't listen to J-pop. Corporate music is not rock. Corporate music is not punk Corporate music isn't anything at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419985
SINCE WHEN DOES THAT MAKE YOU MAINSTREAM??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419991
Are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419997
Since forever? Music Station is a pop music program.

[Anonymous No.]

Mainstream media is anything that can be bought with money, right? The producer of babymetal himself did compare the whole babymetal to Disney. I mean, come on. Disney.

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with it being mainstream?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate guys who like idolm@ster because that's also too mainstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420000
Nothing gay about revealing yourself to girls with a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420013
Nothing, unless you're a neckbeard invested in wanting to be a unique snowflake that only likes subculture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420013
Mainstream is lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420015
That's how mainstream homosociality is created. That's so mainstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419577
Nakata's already got enough shit on his plate juggling between Kyary and Perfume. There's even a new capsule album this year I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420028
Stop talking about mainstream bullshit music. Their money will go to some lame mainstream religious group anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420008
In the sense that they're not "real", not in the sense that they have amusement parks all over the world and own Lucasarts and Marvel Comics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420043
It's just crap with marketing with a lot of stock holders

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you have anything personal to talk about? Since when is internet about belonging to lame fan groups created by mass-media?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419577
>will yasutaka nakata produce a song for babymetals?
>yasutaka nakata
>literally who

At first I was like eh whatever,

but then,
>>12420028
>Nakata's already got enough shit on his plate juggling between Kyary and Perfume.
>Kyary and Perfume

OH DEAR FUCKING GOD NO KEEP THIS GARBAGE THE FUCK AWAY FROM BABYMETAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420050
So what if it has marketing and stock holders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420060
That's why I said shit :^)

I do like perfume, though, I have all of their albums/most of their singles. Their quality is just going downhill because Nakata's hit a creative wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420068
Then it's not music for the weak, and thus it's not real?

[Anonymous No.]

こっちにも工作員湧いて来てるな

必死だな

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420075
more like he's allocating more time to the younger girl than old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420076
No. In fact it's better than shitty Norwegian death-garage bands since they have a whole team of seasoned professionals at their disposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420089
Are you trying to make yourself better by saying
crappy japanese girl bands is better then Western bands? Are you trying to be ironic or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420094
The girls don't play the instruments you dunderfuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420089
Norway sounds less mainstream than Japan.
I mean Japan? Kawaii Anime Otaku mainstream Japan??

Cool Japan is no longer cool because Japanese government is using tax to promote mainstream otaku bullcrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420097
Yes? So are you saying non-professional sell-outs are better than professional rock players?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420117
His post cited Norwegian Death Garage Bands, which implies that they are not professional. The instrumentals for Babymetal are, in fact, played by professionals. If you don't like the band, then fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420121
"If you don't like BABYMETAL fuck off"
that does not sound gar at all...

That sounds gay

[Anonymous No.]

this is an impressive display of retardation even for the babymetal threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420131
is this your best impression of a twelve-year old or are you actually twelve

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420131
I'm not a fish because I like Babymetal in a Babymetal thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420094
>>12420097
This.

Also the fact that they're not even trying to be another generic brutal metal band

Calling them "music for the weak" is hilariously pathetic. I don't validate my strength or willpower through music, I listen to music for the sake of enjoying music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420105
Well I personally don't give a shit if it's cool or not.

Why do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420143
you are paid to like babymetal right? because some people are paid to like babymetal and people who pay to like babymetal are just ripped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420153
Wow that woman is ugly no wonder she is mainstream in japan among lower middle class

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420164
>woman
teehee, oh you, flattery will get you everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420145
Then you don't know what music scene is?
You only know music through radio and MTV and stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420168
So ugly. I bet your mom looks like her. Are you JAP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420172
moa is literally my mom, she had me at ten and i'm five

[Anonymous No.]

Even Yutaka-chan is more kawaii than babymetal and your mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420180
Wow that's disgusting
Is that some pedo dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420169
>radio and MTV

Babymetal hasn't been played on either of those, at least not in North America

But to answer your silly question, yes I do, and people discover music scenes through usually the most mainstream bands of that scene.

Someone who is into EDM probably first heard of Basement Jaxx or Deadmau5 or something. Someone who is into punk probably first heard of The Clash or Blink 182. Someone who is into metal probably first heard of Marilyn Manson or Slipknot, etc.

As I'm typing this now I realise that this is dating me as someone who is in their late 20s, so feel free to replace those bands with Skrillex and whatever.

My point is, Babymetal will undoubetly be people first metal band or at least their first Japanese metal band, and from there they discover less-popular bands. That's what a gateway band is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420197
i don't appreciate being called a liar over the internet

please be more considerate of people's feelings in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420199
TL;DR

You are so lame and mainstream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420200
NEVER.
You are lying right?
Like you are paid to like BABYMETAL.
I know it because it's always the same cliche praises.

How many posts do you have to do before you can afford a sex doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420200
Plus you have no feeling because you sold your soul to some crappy ass advertising company

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420217
Try again you goth-mall poser, I listen to parrot-core

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXKR9EWhXo

[Anonymous No.]

VICTORY

Here, have a Yoshikawa Yutaka-chan

wall-paper guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420239
Did you just say "poser"?

Please take care of your wrist, emo-kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420244
>2014
>Not emo
Wow, what a total wop

[Anonymous No.]

You want more Yutaka-chan because even a sex offender is better than BABYMETAL and your mom

[Anonymous No.]

More yutaka-chan wallpaper because you asked for it

[Anonymous No.]

more yutaka-chan wall paper

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420199
wat im in my 20s and me nor my friends got into those genres because of those bands. do you even music?

[Anonymous No.]

iPhone wallpaper

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno guys this really reminds me of Crotchduster's Big Fat Box of Shit album.
Seriously, wtf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420316
So what bands got you into their music genres?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, does anyone know the best place to keep your ear to the ground for their appearance in New York? They don't seem to update their twitter very often and requesting time off from my job around this time of year is a bitch so the earlier I can do it, the better.

Sorry if this has been answered, a casual ctrl f for New York did not produce results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420398
As far as actual information goes you're better of visiting the babymetal subreddit.

[Anonymous No.]

HHHNGGGG
Damn, the armpit fetish is strong in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12416281
there is literally nothing wrong with being a Revert, anon-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420941
no stubble is the best...just weird seeing girls with stubble in the armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12421069
dude, stubble are what makes the armpits hot.
and robotoyui must show stubble so people will not suspect a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12421099
nah you're just weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419237
'cuz nip pussy feels pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12421130
This. They're basically just lining up to cum inside Moa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419346

[Anonymous No.]

That's what happens when normies express their useless opinions and ledditseriousdiscussion masters reply.
Tons of posts when one doesn't understand what other meant, so they reply to explain what they meant but they still don't understand each other and then shitty trolling begins.
That's why you all should listen when tru jaypees tell you to git the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12421827
>shitty trolling begins
Exactly. Now leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419299
>>12419304
>>12419313
Which Babymetal has the best smelling farts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422017
which one has the least popular anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422017
>>12422021
ugh. stop. I had diarrhea earlier and now you are making me feel sick again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422029
>tfw Moa will never tie you up and unleash revolting eggy farts into your face

[Anonymous No.]

You know its true

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422411
I hope that BOH never leaves, he fits the live show perfectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422411
Why do people scale images so badly they get stretched?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422411
Please back up your claims.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422411
>bone
>best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422411

>The best one is a wiiu
>best
>wiiu

I almost believed you for a second here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422411
I can't wait to play with Moa in halo Anniversary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12422852
Airi's done now. She started doing handshake events. Sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420941
>>12421069
>>12421099
Which babymetal has the smelliest armpits?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be going to the Brixton gig. I live 5 mins away from the Academy so I'm really looking forward to it. Having been to a Morning Musume gig back in 2008 and a Hangry Angry gig in 2010... can't wait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12425803
Icht me you idychiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12425919
Do they smell of stinky American whoppers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12425919
man, i feel sorry for moa sometimes, she always comes out on top of these "smelliest ______" questions. maybe she smells nice, you guys!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12425972
As soon as she gets over that smelly burger addiction of hers the smell should go back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12420153
Moa's nose is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12426013
>you'll never get to cuddle with moa and have to tolerate her gross, greasy stank

why even bother living anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12426086
>tfw Moa will never enthusiastically bite into a big smelly American burger, squirting smelly mustard into your face and then apologise and get all embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12426192
>tfw this maymay doesn't know when to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Babymetal is turning you into a weeaboo
I'm scared jay pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12426665
I'm also going down that path.

>in b4 I am le normie

Moa mentioned a couple of animes & films, Nausicaa of the valley of the wind as well as Kirarin revolution. I watched Nausicaa the other day and it was by far one of the best movies I've seen in decades. Kirarin Revolution is also pretty good for a little girl's show, seemingly there's going to be some plot twists involving amnesia or something but I haven't gotten that far into the episodes and they''re not easy to find.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is happening to this thread, everytime I check it there's less posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12426812
She doesn't like Kirarin Revolution, she only mentioned it because this anime put money on Amuse's pockets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12426853
I've only been here for a week and I've noticed it's basically troll posts with almost no actual discussion.

It's starting to get as bad as /vg/. hell most of the pictures are reposted over and over

[Anonymous No.]

>>12426853
>>12427203
We used to get a lot of good discussion and content and still do, sadly the price for Babymetal's popularity has been an influx of shitposters who scared a lot of good posters away.

A few of us still persevere and so should you. Report shitposts, ignore shitposts, hide shitposts.

It's reassuring to see we have a janitor/mod on our side. Coming back to the thread and seeing a few pages of shitposts pruned feels really satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12419037
Other anon here, holy fuck he's just asking why this band is popular. I mean really let's be honest here, the only real appeal is the girls. A gimmick if you would. If the girls we're say, in there 30's, no one would give a shit and we wouldn't have generals on /jp/ about it. And It's fine if you like it. You don't have to justify it. People are probably going to call you fagets for it but hey if you like it go for it. You like what you like, don't have to defend it. It just makes you dumb and makes the other person think the fanbase is full of idiots Which is pretty fair for babymetal. So please, for everyone here, shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427401
He is not being any better because music boils down to personal taste. Don't like it, don't listen to it.
If you're so closeminded about music that you need to tell other people their taste is wrong you should really think about what the hell is wrong with you.
This doesn't apply only to music but nearly everything. It's literally 'stop liking things I don't like'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427415
At-least he asked a fair question. And really Babymetal is just a mediocre metal band but with teenage girls. And I'd be fine if people just said they like it because of the girls, but they had to go so fucking far out of there way. Though I think the whole "Metal has to be dark" is pretty unfair. Metal doesn't have to be dark, it has to be powerful. Also metal lyrics is like story in video games, It isn't really important since the main focus is the music. (Though it can be REALLY FUCKING GOOD if the band wants it to.)

[Anonymous No.]

i had a dream that i had a lot of money and bought capcom
and my first order of business was to make a babymetal game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427466
The very first post was loaded with assumptions that metal had to be dark and if you expect to get a post like that taken seriously, you're in the wrong place.
I've listened to metal for most of my life and I can still enjoy Babymetal. Does this make them one of the best bands of all time? No. Does this make my taste in metal invalid? No, unless you're a /mu/core shithead.
I've seen Ronnie James Dio live before he died and am really happy about that because he was involvved in a lot of good music.
I'm not closeminded about this because I don't need my music to fit the stereotype to be able to enjoy it.
Tastes are tastes are tastes. I might actually take a fucking plane to london to see them because one of my mates wants to see them and he's a britbong.
As long as you have fun, who the fuck cares

[Artist-aniki No.]

>>12427472
i wanna help i wanna help

so what are you thinking, RPG? maybe character action? can't be one of those generic idol rhythm games, this has to be a Su-based hack 'n slash involving her killing demons and sacrificing their blood to the Fox God. its the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427501
I should of really made my posts clearer, but really yeah you just pretty much got the words out of my mouth. Babymetal is just a fun band. Really as a guy coming from /mu/, there's a lot of fagets who think that if there simple there just shit, which I disagree a lot. Sorry for not wording my posts too well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427274
Dude, what?
These threads exist like for a month or two. The only influx we have if influx of normies-crossboarders.
Jesus, where you all come from...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427466
>And really Babymetal is just a mediocre metal band

What would you say qualifies them as being mediocre?

The actual band consists of a roster of a dozen musicians pooled from the local Japanese metal, rock & punk scene as well as international bands, this doesn't even include the other dozen studio musicians from their album.

>>12427401
>If the girls we're say, in there 30's, no one would give a shit and we wouldn't have generals on /jp/ about it.

Well that's totally not true considering how the AKB 96 are all well in their 20s & 30s.

If anything, the girls from Babymetal were in their 30s I think that would be even more fucked up. It makes sense to have teenage girls in front of a metal band since the target audience is mostly teenagers anyways.

>mean really let's be honest here, the only real appeal is the girls
>And I'd be fine if people just said they like it because of the girls

No.... we actually like the music, despite what this thread and the few ones before that might seem like.

>>12427466
>Metal doesn't have to be dark, it has to be powerful. Also metal lyrics is like story in video games, It isn't really important since the main focus is the music. (Though it can be REALLY FUCKING GOOD if the band wants it to.)

Actually if a vocalist/lyricist is good enough, and doesn't use the gimmick of sounding like Cookier Monster choking on his own, a lot of times lyrics are the star of the song.

>Metal doesn't have to be dark, it has to be powerful

Yeah but those are the only two acceptable emotions in metal, as per hipster metalhead rules. Absolutely no fun allowed, that's really what bothers hipster metalheads.

It's not the fact that they're little girls, if they were little girls who were all dark and brutal then they would love that shit. Instead they're offended because "HOW DARE THEY smile and have fun and DANCE to metal music? Metal music is meant to be violently spazzed about to with the meanest mean-mug one can muster"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427517
No grudges man, enjoy what you enjoy and everything is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427560
WELP
>What would you say qualifies them as being mediocre?

Really the instrumentals just seem basic to me. Which is fine but to me there's nothing really stand out. I'd would talk about the lyrics but you know, cant speak chex mix letters.

>Well that's totally not true considering how the AKB 96 are all well in their 20s & 30s.

That's because there's like, 30 people in there. I mean that's a HUGE fucking number for a idol group.

>No.... we actually like the music, despite what this thread and the few ones before that might seem like.

Oh, sorry about that mane.

>Actually if a vocalist/lyricist is good enough, and doesn't use the gimmick of sounding like Cookier Monster choking on his own, a lot of times lyrics are the star of the song.

Eh, I'd disagree. But hey, it seems more of an opinion based argument really.

>Yeah but those are the only two acceptable emotions in metal, as per hipster metalhead rules. Absolutely no fun allowed, that's really what bothers hipster metalheads.

Well I should have worded my shit. Really I do like babymetal. Really the instrumentals are really basic but really It's just a fun band to listen to. I don't want to be those fagets who are like "I ONLY LISTEN TO BLACK DEATH AND THRASH METAL, I HATE DIS BABBY SHIT!) Because really those are the worst kind of people. Really It's pretty basic for me but really It's more of a guilty pleasure for me. THOUGH IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM SO I'LL EXPLAIN WHY IN MY NEXT POST KTHXBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427624
>That's because there's like, 30 people in there. I mean that's a HUGE fucking number for a idol group.

140 people, technically. My point wasn't so much that there's a lot of them, it's that they're much older than Babymetal; the oldest one is 37 and they still receive most attention than Babymetal back home in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427655
>140 PEOPLE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
Though there just straight up pop which is more acceptable in the mainstream in general. while metal is rarely get's mainstream attention though it has a good size fan base.

OH AND I SHOULD PROBABLY SAY WHY BABYMETAL IS A GUILTY PLEASURE BUT I PRETTY MUCH EXPLAINED IT, THERE JUST A FUN BAND TO LISTEN TO AND TO MAKE HIPSTER METALHEADS MAD OVER KTHXBI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427472
I can see this being a Lollipop Chainsaw game with a baby metal skin.

How about feudal Jpn an Baby Metal actually fighting the fox demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12408635
Not shitposting guys but is the reason this band is so popular because they act like anime girls in their dance and costume and because most people who like anime also like metal? Put the two together and it's not hard to imagine commercial success, just asking if there is something else to it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427857
I-I only like them because of the m-music, you b-baka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427857
>most people who like anime also like metal

That's a pretty big stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427466
as a matter of fact, it makes less embarassing to admit that you, me or she is a Baymetal fan now that Moa & Yui do look like teenagers instead of children

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the discerning metalheads who diss Babymetal think about vocaloid metal, since that's arguably Babymetal's stylistic precursor.

Is shit like this "real metal"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uAkYeQH_s

[Anonymous No.]

>Caring about musical genres, particularly 'metal'

Christ how boring.

Yui's my favourite Babymetal member now, obviously I used to like Su and even Moa but I dunno Yui's pretty sweet and shy. She seems the bastard stepchild of Babymetal sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427857
Metal and anime are something from the distant past for me. I stopped following the metal scene after my 16th bday and stopped watching anime back on 2006 when moeblob took over, I didn't even know /jp/ existed until I found Babymetal. Also I am strongly against the traditional Idol business management.
But Babymetal put a smile on my face. I don't know, I feel something really good when I'm watching them perform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428557
She doesn't belong, she just came because she's super friends with Moa and Suzu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428705
IMO she's the cutest of the three

[Anonymous No.]

>>12428571
>against the traditional Idol business management
I bet a hundred bucks that if Babymetal would hold a handshake event, you'll be in the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427519
>These threads exist like for a month or two
Protip: you're the normie-crossboarder you're talking about. Lurk moar faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427519
>These threads exist like for a month or two.
Used to. Now with these shitposters posting, that's no longer the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429244
Ok, I knew that I lost my track of time, bit longer than 2 months, but still, fairly young when looking at H!P threads.
And wait, what? What can we see here? Was first thread made by SHITPOSTER?! Did Su-perior league took their part in creation of this threads? Well it hell looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429279
>he think that's the first thread
Back to /mu/ with you crossboarding scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429290
Show me the first thread then, faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429305
oooh tellem

[Anonymous No.]

>>12427472
>i had a dream that i had a lot of money and bought capcom
>and my first order of business was to make a babymetal game
You fool, translate and release all Ace Attorney games first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429206
Nope. Akushukai is very awkward and embarassing for both parties. It's one of those cultural things that I just can't comprehend why people spend money on it, like lap dances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429858
>giving autographs is cool
>no no handshakes it's weird

Shit if it meant my fans would spend more money on my product thus making my fame last longer I'd do handshake events

[Anonymous No.]

>>12429206
>>12429858
>>12430152
I wouldn't mind going to a Babymetal cuddle event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430387
>Imagine hugging them and they would giggle and blush.
Fuck my life, why do I even bother living?

[Artist-aniki No.]

>>12430470
>they would giggle and blush
maybe for the first 1 or 2 people, then that giggle and blush would progressively turn into an uncomfortable grimace with each hug

but one can dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430524
Man, seeing their humanity slowly fading, 13/10 would laugh again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430524

[Anonymous No.]

hey /jp/.
i'm 20 years old and basically studying nihongo now and i was thinking to work to japan after i've graduated(probably i'm 24 or 25 yrs old by then). So what are my chances to meet Su and to be her partner because she'll be 22 years old by then and probably out of babymetal rightt? This idea is always in my head before i sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430601
Very low.

Source: she's my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430618
please, i'm serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430601
get back to sharpening your katana ken-sama su is mine
>>12430618
su is mine not yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430601
>>12430653
Easiest way...have money specifically "American," Money. I don't know why but they think money is different over here but it's probably just the currency exchange. Other than that you'd need connections...besides that 1/1,000,000 chance on the street and she falls in love with you at first sight

source; I met mine earlier this year due to having money and connections....it was dissapointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430601
Your chances are slim to none if you keep on being a nobody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430703
>>12430723
thank you for replying seriously to me. well, first thing i'd do is to stay at hiroshima because i'm sure she's gonna live there after being inactive in the idol world, and of course she's known there so if i'd just ask around, i would definitely find her.....aaaaaaand i haven't planned out the rest yet lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430747
Then you have no plan.

Seems to me more like a fantasy than an actual plan. I don't have faith in you being able to do this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430747
well, i have this plan, but i think it's not gonna work, stalk her, then plan our first encounter by bumping into her and me getting a little pissed, then do it again maybe 2 to 3 times. then say (a little bitchy) "aren't you the same girl i always bumped into?" and then stalk her again and find an opening where she's in a trouble(doesn't necessarily mean that she's being sexually harassed, maybe being attacked/chased by a dog.) then get along on each other, and the rest is... you know

is it a bit too childish? is it impossible? if it is, i'll try to make another plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430747

>>12430792
oh, i meant to reply to you lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430820
what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430837
nothing. why? i mean it's not impossible.
and if it didn't worked out, then i would get to meet another japanese woman and marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

new thread required. someone pls im too lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430854
Crap I forgot it

I only had one job

sigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430849
what the fcuk

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys actually pedos or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430938
I only fap to them to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12430820
Are you serious?
Face the facts, your probably never going to meet any of them.
I've never heard of someone that ended up in a relationship as a result of stalking and being bumped into on multiple occasions. The closest form of contact you are likely to ever have with her is a signed restraining order from her.
Sorry, it's not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12431005
I'm not judging. I'm attracted to them(and others), but I'm probably much closer to their age than you guys are.

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>>12430820
That sounds just like my Cambodian comics.

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>>12431059
IT'S A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA

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>>12430820
this reminds me so much of Sailor Moon the old school series..to a tee.
>Serena keeps bumping into Tuxedo Mask
>he acts like a douche
>somehow she falls for him

It won't work bro

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>>12430703

Wait, you've meet Su?

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>>12430703
Wait.
You've actually met Su?

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>>12431840
I said waifu, Suzu isn't my waifu. Also they were in Singapore when I went over.

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>>12411369
they were in fucking Singapore!?

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>>12431973
>AFA 2012
>AFA 2013
>Singapore concert in 28 Dec 2013
Three times, in fact.

Filename said 2012 so I presume that's when they were there for AFA 2012.

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I just wanted to point out that they use the Nausicaa Requiem live and I think that is cool.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h-xbOo8kOY&list=UUlhhLSyCwqN_5skO-8q83dA

>you'll never be this frog
no point in living anymore, really

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>>12433860
If you decide to murderize yourself, please stream it.

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New thread when

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