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i am sick of this world.
what do i have to do to open a portal?

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>>12344607

>> No.12344620

>>12344607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch1ti1VMzXU

>> No.12344701

>>12344607
Go to Japan.

>> No.12344729

world is sick. how do i have fun? what is the meaning of our misery? i have no future, past and present suck dick. FUCK this shit

>> No.12344739

I think no matter how miserable your life is, if there is someone like a friend in your life you can be the biggest loser without feeling like killing yourself.

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>>12344739
tfw no friend

>> No.12344795

>>12344739
i'd rather not be a loser than have friends. they are fucking annoying

>> No.12344847

I went to a store I never went to before today. It was a computer and game store, so it had stuff like Warhammer 40k and M:TG.
There was a really nice senior man who was excited to show me his Black Powder Napoleonic miniatures and stuff. It was pretty nice, but on the other hand were a couple of young adults screaming about something and My Little Pony dolls.

It was a nice experience and friendly workers, but I don't think I will be coming back any time soon.

>> No.12344874

>>12344795
Then you're the problem, not the world.
Fucking retarded subhumans. You have to realize that you're the fucking problem, not the world, and maybe you'll be able to live with yourself. Otherwise just kill yourself but stop blaming others for your faults.

>> No.12344931

Rabbit rabbit

>> No.12344932

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

>> No.12344967

wanna go on a trip and jump of a cliff together? are you cute? I'll only jump of a cliff with someone cute though.

>> No.12344968

>>12344932
LMAOOOO

>> No.12344995

exit bag

>> No.12345223

>>12344607
The only way we know of getting into Gensokyo is by going to a specific forest in Japan with the intention of killing yourself and then accidentally getting lost in it.

>> No.12345795

>>12344847
I had a similar experience but it was an authentic Japanese variety store. They had all sorts of neat little things like bento boxes and different kinds of rice bowls with tea pots. The owner was a very kind old man who greeted me and gave me some advice on various things. I bought a big bag of good quality rice from there as well as a bento and some ingredients for gyoza.

The store took a while to get to without a car, but I enjoyed my time there and want to go again.

>> No.12345807

>>12344759
I'll be your friend

>> No.12345825

Ask portalanon, he will provide you with the neccesary informations.


Oh wait, he already went to the other site years ago.

Well too bad

>> No.12346395

>>12345223

Does everyone who commits suicide in aokigahara find a portal? What if they've never even heard of Gensokyo?

>> No.12346418

>>12346395
Its actually the opposite. If they actually commit suicide then they just die and would go straight to Higan as a ghost (Higan is not Gensokyo). To get in they need to just happen to wander in and slip through the barrier. I don't think anyone who has went in had heard of it before unless they entered some other way (like however the youkai find it). Its also possible that aokigahara is not the correct location. Even though it is known as a place to go to commit suicide, there is some other location which has more appropriate geography, but is not known as a suicide spot. Hope this helps.

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!!

>> No.12346598

Youkai eat people.
Don't fall for Yukari's lies.

>> No.12346608

First step you need a huge amount of menstrual blood from virgins only.

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