BABYMETAL WOTA GENERAL 23: YUI A ROBOT EDITION

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BABYMETAL appearances:
http://pastebin.com/mnvqZeQa
World Tour Footage
http://pastebin.com/en4X5jvq


Links:
http://babymetal.com
https://twitter.com/BABYMETAL_JAPAN

http://www.sakuragakuin.jp/

https://twitter.com/sakura_shokuin

>Top 3 songs

>Megitsune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw [Embed]

>Headbanger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzR_ClTE8Y [Embed]

>Akuma no Rondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpAHL155Lew [Embed]

>Newest song
BABYMETAL - Gimme chocolate!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY [Embed]

Sakura Gakuin - Jump Up ~Chiisana Yuuki~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A56j8fGEf7w [Embed]

Airi and Ayaka appear on the new GTO series.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28217125 - BBC Interview

Sakura Gakuin performed at the Tokyo Idol Festival 2014

BABYMETAL World Tour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6cC01au1RY [Embed]

>August 9th - Heavy Montreal Festival (Canada)
>August 16th - Summer Sonic 2014 (Tokyo, Japan)
>August 17th - Summer Sonic 2014 (Osaka, Japan)
>September 14th - Makuhari Messe (Chiba, Japan)
>07/27/14 - Hollywood, CA - The Fonda Theatre (United States)
For more dates visit babymetal.com

http://du-metal.blogspot.de/ - translated stuff
Guitar – Takayoshi Ohmura/Mikio Fujioka
Guitar – Leda
Bass – BOH
Drum – Hideki Aoyama

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>>12340851
bloody brilliant!

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>not a Su-perior thread
not posting

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So what happened with ne of them going to the ER??

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>>12340851
Stop picking on Yui you fucker

And delete the [Embed] when you're copypasting you stupid cunt

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Do not post in this shitpost thread.
You have been warned.

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>>12340851
>image.jpg

Well, things are off to a rocky start

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Xth for Moa's smelly burgers

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>>12340876
Nothing really, just dehydration and heat exhaustion after the air condition crapped out at the venue they were playing at.

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Crazy DJ ;-)　
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxJ9M3fRN8w

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>>12340978
She can't get enough!

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>>12340870
>>12340889
>>12340908
>>12340966
>>12340978
>>12341149
The festival of butthurt and autism starts early in this thread. Why don't you all get trips so others can filter you out, you act like gigantic faggots anyway.

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>>12341675
Your post made my cock hard. Take responsibility for your actions

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>>12341980
Is she crying? Please don't hurt my waifu.

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>>12340870
>>12340908
>>12340966
>Su-perior minion I,II,III
Does Su-perior pay with homo sex?. If so count me in.

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>>12341149
Get me an American burger and make it smelly!

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>>12342241
god damn i want to eat something in a bun tomorrow

time to buy some buns and frozen chicken patties
fuck yes

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I want to feed Moa so much smelly food that she becomes smelly.

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I want to put so many energy cells into Yui that she overheats and shuts herself down.

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>>12342884
I want to install Gentoo in her

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>>12343100
My Gent will oo her if you catch my drift.

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Join the Su-perior army today

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>>12341675
>getting this mad people don't want to post in your shitpostfest
enjoy talking to yourself lmao

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>>12343409
I would if you weren't such cockbags.

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>>12343409
Yes Su-perior the best image.jpg the worst I lick Su-perior feet every day

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God bless you image.jpg

[ヘンリエッタ !b.iTP1Qti. No.]

Will Moa ever step out of her big sister's shadow?

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>>12343504
She will in JAV.

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OFFICIAL WAIFU POWER RANKINGS:

Su = Moa > babybones > shit > Yui

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>>12344250
UNOFFICIAL CUM RANKINGS

Deserve cum - Yui, Su, Moa
Don't deserve cum - You

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Imma resume shitposting just so this thread reach bump limit quick.

Su family is piss poor and idols are pretty much slaves here is proof

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That's it for now I'll be back later with more Babymetal news

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Has Yui ever made a statement in regards to online gags of her? How do you think she feels? Does she feel?

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>>12344579
Each of the members have a personality based on the metal music mythos
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5xZFUq04w

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I'd prefer be an eternal loli than a fat blob or a radiated mutant with a giraffe neck, fucked up joints and dumbo ears

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>>12344742
Enjoy your shit tier waifu I guess

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this thread sucks so hard, I prefer it when superior makes them

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>>12345042
oh come on, the thread is no better when superior, image.jpg, or whoever makes them! they all achieve the same high quality level, dingus

anyways on to serious discussion, which will be the first to become a stinky cock craving cum slut when they're older? my money's on moa!

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Fanbase, from best to worst.

Moa (moa-anons know to worship Babymetal's true queen in silent humility)
Su (Su-perior trying to makes threads about himself)
Yui (she is responsible for image.jpg & cum-anons)

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>>12344579
If you're asking if Yui reads fluent English and visits 4chan's /jp/ board during whatever little spare time she has to see if people involve her in epic shitposting memes, the answer is maybe.

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>>12345681
what do they say about her on 2chan and the lije?

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http://twitter.com/BassistBOH/status/497908159256612864

https://twitter.com/BassistBOH/status/497735182200225792

google translate:
Mr. Omura rehearsal, Mr. Maeda, only three of me. Sound to play without also issued sequence only three people (^ ν ^) sensation like Bandoriha of school days was revived in the studio of Canada also was good fresh! And, everyone rhythm was good also a sense of urgency only because of a tight player

God band team, Puchiriha Mr. Omura, Mr. Maeda, only three of my future. In the studio


>studio

Su, Moa & Yui also met Ted Jensen in his studio when they were in NYC earlier this year.

Second Babymetal album confirmed.

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>>12344547
Sup shitperior
Fuck off

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>tfw you will never share a cup of smelly ramen with Moa

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>>12345669
This is also an accurate list of how much their JAVs would sell.

Moa: Sex demon with perfect body and personality. 100/10
Su: Somewhat good, but alien neck and shitty ears ruin it. 4/10
Yui: Emotionless, dead fish robot. 0/10 into the trash it goes.

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>>12348293
>Yui: Emotionless, dead fish robot.
>not installing "Sex Behaviour: 10 000 lifelike sex reactions, kamasutra knowledge and emotion enhancement for your Girl Android (supported versions: 2.0, 2.1, 2.1 "Guardian")"
Enjoying you're Cleanator 3000, pleb?

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hnnnnnnggg moa

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>>12348326
Thanks faggot, now my Yui got virus.

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>>12348293
Su is literally perfect

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>>12348656
>big ears
>long neck
>perfect
Do you really know the word "perfect" anon-kun?

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>>12348797
i love Yui's Have A Nice Cat shirt!

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>>12348623
How about you BUY it instead of downloading it from some shady software sites?
Damn pirates...

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>>12348797
>implying that doesn't make her even cuter

Suzuka is a goddess.

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they are little girls, you guys are strange
i can understand being a fan, but not this
ew

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Yui is not a robot.

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Yui can be cute too

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>>12349418
She's no Suzuka.

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>>12349418
Yes, Yui is uber cute, but you're missing the point on why we call her a robot.

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HAHA!
It reached 2ch!
http://babymetal.nurumayu.jp/2ch/morningcoffee/1407592054/#res-morningcoffee-1407592054-193

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>>12349069
Are you from 2ch?

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>>12349771
>Japan
>Not being a pedo

It's just a reddit/tumblr SJW

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>>12349849
is she kill?

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>>12349849
What is that and where did you find it?

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>>12349849
Is that sweat or vomit?

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dat moa smile melts my heart

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Babymetal Heavy MTL setlist:
Babymetal Death.
Gimme Chocolate
Catch Me If You Can.
Megitsune.
Ijime Dame Zettai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xEmajdCf2E

https://www.flickr.com/photos/heavymtl/sets/72157646299425441/

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>>12349873
overheated, she's a pretty lousy android tbh

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>>12350087
It's moa you pleb

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>>12350097
No, it's Yui. You can tell from the glove on the right hand. Compare to >>12350064

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>>12350064


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGSv_sMdtWc&feature=youtu.be

moshushu.avi

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>>12350128
Really? The hairstyle gave it dude.

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>>12350064
Plenty of good pictures in those albums

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>>12350064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_5w2W-FFfA

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How can you not like Su's mimi?

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>>12350152
Moa's isn't always completely straight, the glove is a better ID.

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>>12350064
That smile though

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>>12349892
It's cum, stupid whore didn't swallow when I told her to.

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Do you think they gave them chocolate? :^)
http://instagram.com/p/rfgmP2Ks4l/

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i want to give moa the burg...

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>>12350293
Where'd you get that picture from?

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>>12350378
http://imgur.com/a/4jPT0

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>>12350388
Wow, thanks. I completely missed that, that reddit is a mess.

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>>12350064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wcli2983Fc

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I would cum inside Moa or Yui so fucking hard.

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Moa is fat again lel

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>>12350425
cum-anon, welcome back. Shitposting just hasn't been the same without you,

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>>12350459
She's perfect.

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>>12350499
this is a fact

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>>12350425
I'd kill to cum in Su

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>>12350425
>>12350553
I would like to cum in Takayoshi Ohmura

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Can't spell Montreal without Moa

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i want to shove my face in moas smelly burgs

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>>12350567
finally, someone with decent taste

>>12350799
is "smelly burgs" supposed to be a euphemism in this case, or are you actually just wanting to put your face in some burgers?

i present you with a scenario, anon. so you're somehow back in the dressing rooms with the band and a few other people, moa has just ordered some smelly burgers and has taken a couple bites out of them. she and everyone else must leave for whatever reason, and you are left alone with her half eaten burgers for about 10 minutes. what do, anon?

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>>12350487
oh, no. I am new. I just felt the need to exclaim this.

Like seriously, how could you not want to cum inside this?

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>>12350361
You'd better make sure your burgers are smelly if you want to attract Moa

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Babymetal with The Vandals, whose songs include Anarchy Burger, no doubt one of Moa's favourites.

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>>12350978
have we any definite proof that these burgers she enjoys are indeed smelly? they're messy, yes, but smelly?

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Yuropean anons confirmed the alpha males of /jp/

We haven't got any first hand impression from the north american shows. I am disappoint.

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>>12351077
Montreal anon here.

I didn't go because tickets were like 150$ and most of the bands playing besides Babymetal were just bands I had already seen at the Warped Tour 10 years ago (Pennywise, The Offpsring, Dropkick Murphys, etc.) or that I really just don't care about. Also I'm fucking broke.

If there are any other anons in Montreal, I'm assuming they want to get the most worth out of their ticket and are still at the show right now.

Personally I'm going to hang out at burger shops downtown tomorrow and see if I can't bump into them there.

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>>12351077
>someone actually saved that picture
hyuk hyuk

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>>12351097
>Personally I'm going to hang out at burger shops downtown tomorrow and see if I can't bump into them there.
Creepy fuck

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>>12351137
What's wrong with wanting to meet members of a band that you enjoy?

At least I'm one of the rare few people in this thread that doesn't talk about their cum all the time.

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>>12351048

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>>12351175
>At least I'm one of the rare few people in this thread that doesn't talk about their cum all the time.
Please post more Anon, this and the last few threads have been utter shite with all the cumposting.

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>>12351204
this is not what i desire

i expect video evidence of moa digging into a big, sloppy burger, yui and su by her side gag and recoil at the horrid smell of it, calling moa a fat disgusting pig all the while. her face red with embarrassment and tears welling in her eyes, moa knows they're right but she just can't stop enjoying the nasty, stinky burger! she waits for the 2 to leave before secretly ordering a second...

>to be continue

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>>12351204

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>>12351204
>>12351262
maybe I should make a part 2

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>>12351269
No, that's okay, thanks.

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Doesn't anyone else want to talk about the music? Sick of seeing spunkposts.

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>>12351269
Get on it weeb

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>>12351271
So you want a part 2 AND a part 3? Jeez that's asking a lot but okay.

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>>12351292
get hype I'll release a trailer soon
it's officially in production

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>>12351291
Not too many music-related news to talk about lately, though I'd prefer if there were no threads at all than threads the way they are now.

Anyway, I hope Amuse will draw correct conclusions from their world tour experience:
- festivals are ok, generally neutral to positive reception, but few true fans.
- London audience best audience, French and German audiences slightly behind, American audience meh to all right. Should have played at least one more London date.
- avoid associating with even the biggest name pop stars, at the heart of it they're shit, their audience is shit, and the association will serve only to tarnish the image.

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>>12351337
Montreal went absolutely nuts for them, for sure the majority of the people there didn't know about them but the crowd reaction was universally positive and energetic, especially considering the fact that they were literally the first band to play and most of the time people just stand there with their arms crossed while waiting for better to play later in the day.

Also festivals are actually crucial for a band to expand its fanbase. For a 2 year-old band Babymetal might be relatively popular but there's so much potential for growth. They could be playing at the end of festivals rather than the beginning of them in a couple of years.

I do agree with the pop star thing, even though they are 30-40% pop, they could maybe instead play everything-festivals like coachella, lollapalooza or osheaga.

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>>12351337
>avoid associating with even the biggest name pop stars, at the heart of it they're shit, their audience is shit, and the association will serve only to tarnish the image

I'm wondering if the new wave of shitposters are gaga freaks in disguise. The last couple of threads were horrible.

Babymetal might get a boost on sales yeah, but overall I think the impact is negative. Gaga is the weirdest pop icon that there is, and not even her fans embraced Yui & Co.

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All this Moa favoritism is sickening

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>>12351458
hey man, I said I wanted to cum inside yui.

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>>12351458
The Superior Empire has declared that it will not show it's presence in image.jpg threads.

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Look they did it again.

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>>12351530
Kirk is a really nice guy. Would drink a beer with.

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Holy fucking shit, it seems the Gaga deal was even a worse case of throwing pearls before swine than letting 4chan learn about Babymetal.

>The metal Japanese girl who was the first opener also really annoyed me. I would have had a much better experience of the whole concert if she had better opening acts.
>Opening act(s): Both opening acts, Lady Metal and Lady Starlight were awful. It sounded like Lady Metal were singing in an Asian language.
>The two opening acts were as bad as could be.
> I don't know where she found the whiny Asian group, but they were BAD.
>Opening act(s): Some Japanese girls who made my ears hurt
>did not care for the opening act. too loud and shrill.
>Opening acts were terrible and way too long.
>Opening act(s): BAD. A waste of time. I could have had dinner later and still gotten to the show on time.
>The concert opened with a band of adolescent girls with guitars screaming and dancing around the stage, performing a very "heavy metal" sequence of songs that actually gave me a pounding headache. I am a very young, vibrant person so this really shocked me and I had to get up and actually leave the arena at one point because I could no longer tolerate being yelled at. I thought it was actually a joke at first, but it turns out they were a legitimate opening act. How is this possible for a star as huge as Lady Gaga? This was no expression of "art" either (as the artRAVE theme would like you to believe).

That last one killed me. And that's only a few select quotes I cared to copy.

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>>12351608
What kind of people do you think enjoy Lady Gaga?

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>>12351642
people who love novelty

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>>12351642
The kind of people who should never be let close to Babymetal. Just like the general /jp/ population.

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>>12351608
I died inside by 0.4 percent reading that.

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>>12350253
Wait, Moa's hair is supposed to be usually straight?

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>>12351337
>>12351376
>avoid associating with even the biggest name pop stars
Depends on the language, actually. Mandopop's Jay Chou for example is someone definitely worth associating with.

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>>12351990
It's Moa, the guy who tweeted it said so.

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Sakugaku had the worst uniforms at TIF,I feel bad for the girls.

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>>12352226
those fucking legs.....

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Did jayee know that Babymetal's boyfriends are also musicians?

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>>12352282
hunny on the far right? yeah

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>>12352411
I want to lick them up and down fuck them and eat them hnnnng
What was the SG lineup?

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>>12352438
Whoa. Uh, I'm not sure. I'm only marginally aware of the girls outside of BM.

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>>12352303
Where is this place?

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>>12352518
Heavy Montreal
Just checked out that negro band they are literally 12 year olds trying to be metal

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>>12352477
I don't really know about TIF but sakugaku started to become shit after they started kicking members out. Once Moa and Yui leave at the start of next year it'll be pretty much dead to me.

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>>12352282
The girl with the thunder thighs isn't even from sakugaku, she is from Idoling. Sakugaku was faded to fail when they kicked out Ayami & co.

This model of 10-14 girls in 11-15 years old max doesn't work. You either rotate 100 girls so there's a bunch to pick like AKB or keep the same lineup forever like momoclo.

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>>12352655
it's not pedo if they're japanese right?
cause i'd fuck em

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>>12352782
she'll tear her hymen if she's not careful

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>>12352782
>no cute pink tight-fitted panties
Moa pls

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>>12352807
I've already tore through her hymen nerd.

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>mfw babymetal is on spotify now
>mfw babymetal popularity is skyrocketing
>mfw babymetal is now a serious band and no longer a gimmick
>mfw those related artists

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yuimetal > moametal > su-metal

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>>12351034
Whose songs also include Fourteen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi7DGs8QaMg

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>>12352942
Still not as popular as AKB48. Though yes, Babymetal's popularity does have a potential to skyrocket since they're not limited to Asia only.

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Fuck all your thoughts. Babymetal rules the world. You wish that you could have the talent that those 3 little girls in babymetal have. BABYMETAL = GOD..............YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

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>>12353041
babymetal = satan's cock, you know it's the actual truth

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>>12353046
Wouldn't mind getting cummed inside by Satan if it means getting a threesome with Babymetal afterward.

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>>12353056
>not foursome
You what, bitch?

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>>12353093
>yui lying on her back with legs spread
>moa on top of yui, kissing her neck and fingering her
>me behind moa, fucking and cumming inside her
>dumbo works the camera

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>>12353093
I don't like old hags

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mquym7tymA8

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>>12350922
See motherfuckers?
Expressing you're need to cum inside cute girls while among other males is something that healthy males do all the time.

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>>12351228
Tfw you will never share a smelly burger with Moa and cuddle her as you rub the smelly, greasy burger fillings on each other and lick the stinky mustard and ketchup off each others faces.

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Moa is literally, L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y perfect. Yui and Su are dogs in comparison.

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>>12353563

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>>12353563
>>12353638
Su and Moa are both perfect

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>>12353666

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>>12353681
Thanks, that's much better

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>>12351269
shit, i missed writer-kun's part 2.
Did someone screencap it? Share plx ty.

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>>12354316
No, kill yourself.

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>>12354359
>k den
Fuck off dude.

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Fuck you all. Moa is innocent and pure.

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>>12354384
>that's what they want you to believe
Purity
Su>Yui>Prost>Moa

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>>12354421
>everyone picking on Moa
>Moa's face when

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>>12350518
that filename

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>>12353563

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>>12351397
>Gaga is the weirdest pop icon that there is, and not even her fans embraced Yui & Co.

A lot of her fans are very obnoxious people and not openminded as the artist they follow.

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Man....
>HHNNNNGGGG

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>>12354475
Moa is a top tier waifu but she's definitely not as pure as Su. Many smelly American burgers have defiled Moa's body.

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>>12351458
>>12354421
>>12354924

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>>12355069
>The things I'd do to her

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>>12355072
You think those American waiters put some extra sauce on Moa's burgers?

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>>12355081
>implying she wouldn't just send it back if they didn't, saying it wasn't smelly enough

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>>12355081
Oh yes of course, Moa always demands extra portions of smelly mustard, ketchup and mayonnaise on every American burger she gleefully gobbles down.

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>come into this thread to talk about the Montreal show, share pictures and footage

>"eheheheh cum smelly cheeseburgers muh waifu su muh waifu yui"

NOPE. I'm fucking off back to 9gag. This is place is beyond redemption.

I bet you don't even know about the Kistune mask incident. Fucking plebs.

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THE NEW OFFICIAL WAIFU POWER RANKINGS:

Su: 10/10
Literally perfect, the most beautiful, talented and pure Babymetal

Moa: 8/10
Extremely cute and with a great personality, Moa is an amazing waifu. However, she isn't completely pure as she has had lesbian orgies with multiple SG members in the past. Also, if you end up living with her she will almost certainly spend all of your money to fuel her smelly burger addiction.

Yui: 3/10
Her cheeks are the only things she has going for her, Yui has no personality, hates metal and probably hates music in general. Her batteries constantly need replacing and she will often overheat and need to be taken to the hospital. Why bother.

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>>12355198
So were you there? How was it?

I bet Moa isn't getting back to Japan alive, at this rate their plane will be blown up by ukranians or something. Poor girl, this World Tour wasn't easy for her.

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>>12355198
Please don't leave, we need more posters like you to chase the shitcumfaggots away. Post good content, talk about the band and concerts, report and ignore shitposters, and we'll be good.

Anyway, how was Heavy MTL?

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Did anyone ever figure out who the girl sent to hospital after the Los Angeles show was?

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>>12355521
It was Moa obviously

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>>12354316
mr superior didnt write it yet
when he does it'll be in a pastebin link

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>>12355521
Yui I think

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>tfw listening to kiss from a rose while viewing every pic you have with su in it (about 850) while running your finger down your computer screen monitor
soon we'll be together, my love
I saw you in London and we stared at each other for 5 seconds, that was one of the best moments in my life. When you come back I will be waiting for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12355521
One of the lesbian loli groupies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12355570
>>12355607
>>12355624
...never mind.

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>>12355622
Please stop writing your fanfics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12355198
I want to cum in one of Moa's burgers and when she complains about the smell I say it's just a regular smelly burger and then she gobbles the burger down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12355521
>tfw you care more about Moa's well-being than your own families'

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>>12355655
it happened
we saw each other and she stared at me during the show
it's destiny

[Anonymous No.]

>According to OC Weekly, a spokeswoman for the L.A. City Fire Department confirmed that paramedics responded to a call for a 15-year-old female unconscious at the venue shortly before 10 p.m. The girl — who is believed to be Moametal — was transported to an area hospital for observation and is said be resting and feeling better. The incident is not expected to affect any of the other dates on the band's tour.

too many smelly american cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12355375
>>12355389
It was great.

Despite a couple of fuck-ups like Moa getting hit in the face with the kitsune mask, leda having to fix his guitar through like half of Ijime Dame Zettai and them playing a relatively short set, it really couldn't have gone any better. I was half-expecting people to throw literal shit on stage like what happened at the gathering of the jugggalos a few years ago.

I would say that maybe a few dozen people, like 50-75, were actual Babymetal fans. The rest of the crowd were either generic teenage metalhead/punks who were there just to mosh as well as older people who were there for bands like Metallica or Bad Religion. Oh and there was one guy in a banana suit, don't know why.

The reaction that they got from the overall crowd, considering how most people didn't know them, was absolutely positive. I've been going to punk/metal festivals in Montreal for years and 100% of the time the opening bands get a lukewarm reception at most and a mosh pit of like 8 people.

As much as I don't really like the song Babymetal Death, it really is the best way to break the ice and introduce Babymetal to a crowd that knows nothing about them. By the time of Gimme Choco, their second song, literally everyone within earshot was into it; everyone was cheering and clapping,the generic punks & metalheads were crowdsurfing and moshing in a sizeable pit while Moa & Yui were going ATATATATATA ZUKKYUN and that's not something you see everyday.

The energy went for the rest of their set, from what I can tell there was two walls of desu for IDZ, but both shot their loads prematurely and just ran off as soon as the first guitar notes were hit (cum joke so I can be cool with the rest of the shitposters).

One thing that I could criticise was the fact that whoever operating the cameras for the screens on stage didn't know what to focus on.

They definitely won new fans and silenced whatever few haters they have left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12355663
She was staring at ur mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12355819
Thanks. Glad to hear it went well. From the fan vids I saw the crowd was way better than at the LA concert. It seems metal fests are the way to go, surprisingly.

I didn't hear about the kitsune mask incident, is there a vid of it? There are retards everywhere, apparently in London some dumb twat tossed a chocolate bar on stage and Yui slipped on it later.

Post pics if you have pls.

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>>12356039
>I didn't hear about the kitsune mask incident, is there a vid of it?

>>12355375
aftermath
>>12349849
The girls are real professionals.

>>12355819
Thanks for the news, I'm eager to see what'll be the next step for world domination.

[Anonymous No.]

Need a new album soon or the steam for the train runs out.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Su throw the mask and it flew back and hit her or did some faggit launch it? Can't really tell from the clip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356172
Su threw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356039
>>12356172

Su threw the mask kind of just up in the air, I'm not sure if she was aiming for the crowd or the stage, but it went high up and landed on Moa's face mid-dance but Moa didn't even blink.

http://instagram.com/p/rgXV-FvzyW/

Leda, on the other hand, was kind of having a laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyKas8banig&t=141

picture kind of related, he last shot has nothing to do with the mask they were just cooling off during Kami band's solo.

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>>12356197
>Su threw it.
What a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356212
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356242
Is that a cochlear implant in her ear? Has she gone partially deaf due to performing loud music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356212
Please don't talk about my wife like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356281
That is an ear monitor, literally everyone on stage has one, it's used by singers/musicians to hear themselves sing/play individually and be better at it & pick up on any mistakes or problems rather than having to try to hear themselves in a sea of noise.

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>>12356208
>Su threw the mask kind of just up in the air
Ah I see it now, guess I should take my anger back. I honestly don't remember when the mask went in London, I must have been staring at Moa all the time.

>>12356281
It's a stage monitor, we talked about them two or three threads ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking of going to the Chiba shows, but tickets are £80 for the 13th and £180 for the 14th plus shipping.

It won't be as intimate as London was anyway, especially considering I was right in front of Suzuka.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356406
>100 lbs difference in price range

Why's that? Was it also like that for their Budoka show where the first date is the discount rehearsal show or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356498

Think it's just because the 14th was the first date announced and there's fewer tickets left.

They're both sold out anyway just resellers are gouging the prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356513
Count your blessings, I guess. Some of the Lady Gaga tickets were reselling for 800$

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356498
>lbs
Lol.
lbs is weight pound.
British currency pound is GBP.

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>>12350064

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xEmajdCf2E

I think that next to Ginger Seth Rogen from Sonisphere, the random offscreen Quebecer who was probably tripping on mushrooms yelling JAHJAHJAHJOHJOHJOH at 2:27 has to be my favourite Babymetal crowd member from this world tour.

[Anonymous No.]

muh sides

[Anonymous No.]

Su is a cold bitch

[Anonymous No.]

time to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350064
Full Montreal set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAodLTLZVyg

[Anonymous No.]

>>1235663
Fair play though Moa's a trooper she took one in the kisser then just carried on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356625
>>12356630
>>12356636

Curse? Or a blessing?

Moa confirmed for next leader of Babymetal, she was chosen by Kitsune-sama zimself.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAodLTLZVyg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356208
Look at Su's eyes at 2:10.

Su was clearly aiming for Moa.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs more cumposting.
I wanna see Yui's reaction to a cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356039
I was at the LA show and the crowd I was in was insane, even left some battles cars on me. We kept the circle pit going the entire show and everyone was going nuts. shit was so cash moa made eye contact with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12356208
>>12356625
>>12356630
>>12356636
It was only a matter of time before Yui and Su turned against Moa. Because Moa gets all the attention and is more beautiful than Yui and Su combined.

[Anonymous No.]

So no pic with Bad Religion? Punks are the cunts of rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>12357935
How can they wear such revealing clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12357112
Moa accidentally dropped one of the smelly burgers she was smuggling out of the country then the pilot slipped on it and banged his head and became unconscious then the plane crashed and all the Babymetals died.

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>>12357618
Honestly I thought the circle pit was rather weak and silly looking, at least compared to the all-out madness that we had going on in London. Though I'm sure videos don't really convey the experience of being in the middle of it very well.

[Anonymous No.]

Important poll:

http://strawpoll.me/2316578

[Anonymous No.]

>>12355819
>but both shot their loads prematurely
A-Anon-kun no BAKA!

[Anonymous No.]

Now tell me that Moa is not worthy of being a waifu. Tell me motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359076
Moa is indisputably the best Babymetal, but the whole waifu concept is so utterly retarded that I don't even. I wish promoting it was grounds for permaban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359108
I second this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359108
Dude, you're in jaypee. What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS3tb6ZzS4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359108
THOSE FUCKING NORMIES OH MY GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359214
>2 radiated girls talking.
My life is complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359200
>What do you expect?
A bullshit-free environment to appreciate the group. Waifuism is just replacing one bullshit with another. It's no less retarded or obnoxious than cute avatars and signatures, fanfics, karma whoring, SJWs, etc. And just because you're Anonymous it doesn't make you any less retarded and obnoxious than lebbit or h!o posters when you try so hard to outdo the other guy in your masturbatory fantasies. You're just on the opposite extreme of the scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359374
>4chan
>bullshit-free environment
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>12358636
>only 4 votes for sharing a smelly burger with moa

this disgusts me

[Anonymous No.]

Here's official, 4chan approved poll:

http://strawpoll.me/2318142

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359492
I want to have a bath with Moa in a bath filled with liquidised burger patty so we can cuddle each other and rub the liquidised burger all over each other and get all smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359374

[Anonymous No.]

>>12358636
>>12359514
>there are people on this board who voluntarily voted for Yui or Su over Moa
i just cannot understand this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359374
>>12359374
>>12359374

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359637
i-if you keep saying things like that, i'm gonna'... i'm gonna'!!!! ~

[Anonymous No.]

Moa + Yui

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359637
Okay I think this forced smelly cumburger maymay has overstayed its welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359765
Would buy and choose "bodyguard" mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359108
>>12359774
This. So much this. People in this thread aren't even talking about Babymetal in real life anymore, a show just happened and these idiots are too fuckin dense to even acknowledge it. Babymetal could break up tomorrow or go on tour with Justin Bieber and the same 3 shitposters would still be talking about nothing but their cum and burger memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359914
gb2reddit/hello-online

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum into Yui's daily cup of milk and watch how she drinks it in one go after the breakfast, then thanks me for the meal, grabs her backpack and goes to school.

[Anonymous No.]

Ever notice how popular japanese idols look halfu?

I think there is a conspiracy going on, japanese talent companies are using "idol" farms to great idols, taking western men and letting them impregnate retired japanese pornstars, the following result is a halfu with western features appealing to the japanese public

The girls become idols and the boy end up johnnies or something. point is there is an underground business dedicated to genetically creating the next idol, you think they have a japanese family? yeah right, thats their adoptive parents.

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently it's too difficult for some people to understand that not all 4chan boards behave like /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359945
All Yuis with Yui OS v4 and higher come with a built in cum sensor so you might have difficulty pulling that off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359929
gb2/b/

[Anonymous No.]

Who let Babymetal fags into our cumposting thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359974
Su-chan: wife
Moa: daughter
YUI: robot maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359995
Who let cumposting fags into our Babymetal thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359974
Yeah, you nailed it basically.

>>12359965
You're not deceiving anyone with your subtle self-insert as the impregnator of retired japanese pornstars.

[Anonymous No.]

dont worry, im saving and sending cumpost anons posts and sending them to his local internet provider as well as the nearby child safety task force :D
ur ip is saved when you post!

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you based Janitor-kun. (Couldn't find a maid outfit pic but you get the idea.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12359765
Babymetal tie-in anime featuring Mech Yui coming soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12358382
There were two walls of death at the montreal show and there was a consistent pit at the front through all of their set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IEKwug8vAE

Wasn't there another guy in a banana suit at the London show? What's up with that? I wonder if it's the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12360211
I don't remember a banana guy, but there was a Pikachu guy. And Superman and Spiderman. The costumes were dumb but they were pretty chill dudes, we hung out a bit while waiting in the line.

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[Anonymous No.]

No matter how hard you try this smelly burger shit will never be a part of Babymetal canon

[Anonymous No.]

>ay gurl you want sum o dis dik bbe cum here or i rape you
They should've hired me as a security guard, i wouldn't let a single one of them touch my waifu Suzuka, just what the fuck do these damn urban youths think they're playing at even thinking they're in the same realm as my girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362029
Please don't make fun of people with disabilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362029
So um what is going on here? "They are asian, therefore they know kung fu"!

Yui is so kawaii she just can't hide her uncomfortableness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362029
This picture makes me more upset than I thought it would.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think moa or suzuka likes fat guys?
Yui wouldn't cause she's a dumb ho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362608
Nobody likes fat people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362029
Yui and Su look like they don't want to be there, I bet Moa took 3 BBCs though

[Anonymous No.]

His hand
>OH NO NIGGA YOU DIDN'T

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362892
I bet he cummed.
Twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362849
if they don't like fat people then why do they still keep moa in the band?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363039
meant for >>12362691 aw man i fucked it all up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362608
Moa probably does, and even if you weren't fat she would soon fatten you up with her smelly burgers. Not sure about Yui, I don't know what kinds of sexual preferences robots have. Su is my wife and she isn't interested in anyone else whether they're fat or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363061
So smellyfag and su-perior is the same person? I should have guessed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363375
I'm not su-perior, he is a false pretender to my wife. Also there are quite a few smellyfags, I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363384
Yeah whatever, just go away with your forced meymays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363394
>forced meymay
Moa likes smelly burgers whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM_E-GTYuLs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363466
Oh shit, I thought it was Yui. Must have been those smelly burgers that did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363466
its the girls that appeared from 0:00-0:25 right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363384
>smellyfag
Aww come on, why not call ourselves the Burgerbros? Ya know, like the Finebros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363466
>11 minutes of nothing

wow this is even better than le smelly burger meme XD

[Anonymous No.]

does BOH play for any other bands or is he strictly a session bassist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363741
GTFO we're trying to talk about epic cumburger memes here.

Just kidding, he's played in a ton of bands.

Binecks has been the major band that he's a part of for the last several years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzn72hJ0Sdk

赤飯ロマン横丁 aka seki-roma have an album coming out tomorrow I believe
http://tmbox.net/pl/611182
http://tmbox.net/pl/611183

something called MICHAEL which I'm having a hard time googling, and a bunch more according to his twitter bio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363818
thanks!
i also came across this:

http://www.m-bank.jp/bohlesson.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363880
Oh yeah, him and Takayoshi often stream lessons and whatnot on niconico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n2Iquv0Tbc
This is a more recent video he talks about babymetal and Summer Sonic 13.

[Anonymous No.]

What hotel in Japan is /jp/ going to stay at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12364220
I always stay at Hotel Monterey Hanzomon
The prices are fair, theres a subway entrance right across the street, several conbinis next to it, and it's in a nice part of Tokyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12364245

Looks really nice but I don't want to spend that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12363818
He's also the one consistent member of Babymetal's Kami band. I think at first for the legend I & D shows they had Ryo from Blood Stain Child on bass but ever since it's been nothing but BOH.

[Anonymous No.]

New thread when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12364979
This one hasn't even reached 300 posts yet you crossboarding faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12364984
298 now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12362892
Kudos for not hover-handing at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12365006
wait till page 5, don't spam the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>12365006
>tfw you will never teach Su how to use a knife and fork

[Anonymous No.]

>>12365044

It's pretty cute she's trying to use them like a pair of chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12329607
NEW THREAD
>>12329607

[Anonymous No.]

>>12365215
top kek
>>12365250
get the fuck in here lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12365253
How about no, get in the thread that isn't an exact copypasta of this one, old tour dates and all

>>12365256

[Anonymous No.]

>>12365262
Fuck off, the other one was made first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12365250