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I fucking dare you to post your waifu in this thread

if you get dubs I will print out her rule 34 and jizz on her face, thus turning her into a slut

>> No.12327954

>>12327951
>waifu
You missed /a/ by a mile.

>> No.12327953

ah yeah the mother fuck /jp/ laying doqwn the law l ol

>> No.12327957

would you suck it?
y/n

>> No.12327960

>>12327954
scared pussy? or is your waifu already a slut

>> No.12327962
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Don't do it, anon-kun!

>> No.12327964
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Do your worst

>> No.12327965 [SPOILER] 
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btw i'm a fisherman IRL

>> No.12327972

>>12327951
Is that a camera trick, or is that the actual size of your willy in proportion to your thumb? That is some serious God-cruelty, there.

>> No.12327984

>>12327972
it's well above *average you stupid fuck

*average based on 2010 US National Census

>> No.12327984,1 [INTERNAL] 

lol

>> No.12327984,2 [INTERNAL] 

lol what a fuckin babydick

>> No.12327991

>>12327972
Not everyone can avoid the scalpel of circumcision. Luckily there are ways to naturally grow most of it back. I pity him.

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Youmu

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>> No.12328002

>>12327951
You're circumcised?
Ew.

>> No.12328004

>>12328000
trips dont count

>> No.12328008

>>12327951
>Seohyun
>implying she's still pure
>implying she isn't getting pounded by Yonghwa
>at this very moment
Was great waifu material up till WGM

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>>12327964
please tell me there's more of this angel

>> No.12328011,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12327994
The fact that Asuka's got pubes and an ass is just mindblowing.

>> No.12328011,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328000
>>12328000
>>12328000
>>12328000
Deliver

>> No.12328011,3 [INTERNAL] 

Uhm.. that's a really nice cock sir. Mind if I suck it?

>> No.12328011,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328008
what the fuck is with gook names anyway why they sound like variants of wyoming or some shit

>> No.12328011,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,3
are you fucking blind that cock isn't nice it's fucking terrible man

>> No.12328011,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,5
The length is alright although it may be lacking in girth the shape of the glans is perfect it is wud sug/10 at best d00d lrn 2 penile aesthetics

>> No.12328011,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,3
Not if I suck it first!

>> No.12328011,8 [INTERNAL] 

LMAOOOOOOOO even i have a bigger dick than that

>> No.12328011,9 [INTERNAL] 

It looks like a nice dick in the thumbnail but it's actually pretty short, yeah. And I'm not even a size queen :x

>> No.12328011,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,9
want to go out with me? where are you from?

>> No.12328011,11 [INTERNAL] 

a warosu will never go out with me and howl as he cums in my throat because I'm a mudskin monkey boy with a cut dick.

>> No.12328011,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,11
...

are you the one I asked out?

>> No.12328011,13 [INTERNAL] 

No I'm a different guy. I tried to not confuse you by not quoting you, I'm so sorry.

>> No.12328011,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,11
what is a mudskin monkey boy?

>> No.12328011,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,14
Hairy boy with south-east asian heritage.

>> No.12328011,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,15
hairy boy is a trigger word

>> No.12328011,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,10
I'm from France. Post your le coq.

>> No.12328011,18 [INTERNAL] 

plastic gook and circumcised cock

one of the most concise summaries of international jewery i've ever seen in a single image

>> No.12328011,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,18
What's with racism against corean beauties on W? Wouldn't you want a sweet gf like her?

>> No.12328011,20 [INTERNAL] 

Voice like catfight, ugly as puke...

Who could ever marry a female gook?

>> No.12328011,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,20
Which one is a gook? Chinese? I get them mixed up.

>> No.12328011,22 [INTERNAL] 

>Koreaboos
>Not degenerates

>> No.12328011,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,21
all of them are gook, actually

>> No.12328011,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,19
corean girls have been mean to me

>> No.12328011,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12328011,24
same there was an asian family down with two sons and a daughter down the block from my old house and i would go over to hang out with the boys and the sister would always be really mean to me and tell me to get out of chairs or move out of her way even though i was never blocking her she was really rude

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