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BABYMETAL appearances:
World Tour Footage




>Top 3 songs



>Akuma no Rondo

>Newest song
BABYMETAL - Gimme chocolate!!

Sakura Gakuin - Jump Up ~Chiisana Yuuki~

Airi and Ayaka appear on the new GTO series.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28217125 - BBC Interview

Sakura Gakuin performed at the Tokyo Idol Festival 2014


>August 9th - Heavy Montreal Festival (Canada)
>August 16th - Summer Sonic 2014 (Tokyo, Japan)
>August 17th - Summer Sonic 2014 (Osaka, Japan)
>September 14th - Makuhari Messe (Chiba, Japan)
>07/27/14 - Hollywood, CA - The Fonda Theatre (United States)
For more dates visit babymetal.com

http://du-metal.blogspot.de/ - translated stuff
Guitar – Takayoshi Ohmura/Mikio Fujioka
Guitar – Leda
Bass – BOH
Drum – Hideki Aoyama

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Little early but by the time people wake up the old one will be dead

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Is there a guide or a pastebin thing on how to make high quality posts in these threads?

>> No.12324868

Have nice grammar for one.
For example: i wnt to cum on su she liek cum
Would be: I want to cum on Su. She likes my cum.
When the thread is stagnating try to post a thought provoking question to bring life back into the thread.
For example: What Babymetal would you fuck and why?
Remember only YOU can combat image.jpg and the shitposting horde with high quality posts and thought provoking discussion. We look towards the man who started the generals, our lord and saviour Mr Superior who is our highest example of a great poster who saves these threads time and time again.
May Kitsune-Sama be with you.

>> No.12325108

So other than image.jpg anon, cum anon and Su-perior, who else is a regular in these threads?

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There's doutor anti-reddit, webm anon, Su-perior minion, sakugaku fag and probably a bunch of others

But honestly I think they're all the same anon.

>> No.12325192

Thanks for the tip. So which Babymetal would you cum on with the might of a thousand waterfalls?

>> No.12325292

Reminder than all serious, low-quality discussionfags should fuck off to Reddit/Hello-online, here we have fun, high quality discussions.
For example: Which Babymetal is the stinkiest? Which Babymetal did you fuck last night?

>> No.12325312

See, this is what I'm talking about. High quality post that makes you think about which Babymetal would you cum on, while also avoiding the overused term force of a thousand sun with a creative replacement. Truly an epic post. This thread is off to a great start.

>> No.12325364

>Which Babymetal is the stinkiest?
>Which Babymetal did you fuck last night?
>which Babymetal would you cum on
>high quality

>> No.12325376

Su ofc, whore was begging for it so much that she nearly did it with kitsune. Hey Su's mine back off I have a hunting rifle with your name on it. Then when we fucked omg it was great 10/10 would fuck again tonight.

>> No.12325389

>implying not 1/10 because your dick was too short and flimsy

>> No.12325541
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>mfw I made the android

This is not entirely true. I was the first one to notice that Yui doesn't sweat and made a webm showing it.

Fuck I'm looking like a redditor. Why am I even trying to take credit for this, we're all one and the same.

>> No.12325576

I'm the guy who waited 8 hours in line for the London concert. I lurk all the time and post quite often, but I don't have enough personality to get a fancy name.

No, fuck off.

>> No.12325880

Fuck off back to Reddit/Hello-online

>> No.12325969

I am. I'm the guy who vowed to never defile the babymetals with my がいじん body. I mostly lurk. I don't post unless I actually have something decent to say.

>> No.12326725

Replace Akuma no Rondo with Catch Me If You Can and you're good.

I'd say Moa is the smelliest.

>> No.12326734

Ondedari Daisakusen > Catch Me if You Can

>> No.12326759

>Moa is the smelliest
Sounds about right, since she loves those smelly hamburgers so much.

>> No.12326787

You should also mention Christian Trollstein who was running rampant in the previous thread. I hope we see his entertaining ass again.

>> No.12326798

What do you think Moa's burgers smell like haha I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell them

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>> No.12326911

Moa please can I have a whiff of your smelly burgers.

>> No.12327081

This is my theory about Babymetal. I think the lyrics and songs itself are actually quite innocent because it was written by Yuyoyuppe who is a Vocaloid composer. The real problems is the choreography which has a lot of occult symbolism especially the newer songs. It may have something to do with their dance instructor who is also the dance instructor for Perfume and we all know Perfume has a lot of occult referrences on their dance moves while when Perfume first started out all their songs are very innocent but when they become popular the old Perfume songs that has no occult symbolism was no where to be found nor is being promoted this is the same case with Babymetal with dance moves from Mini Pati sub group are very innocent and yet that sub group turned out to be a failure. Their dance instructor name is Mikiko. It is highly possible that she has connections with those Western promoters who likes to inject countless occult related crap on typical Western Pop music videos and it has been present on J-pop with the likes of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and Perfume. I'm pretty sure there are always going to be morons who are going to argue based on suspension of disbelief and is going to disregard the occult symbols being spotted on music videos as mere coincidence without any real arguments as a comeback. But you know what? Even if Babymetal has to use occult symbols so those filthy Jews can promote them if that is what it takes for Babymetal to become popular and promote J-pop music and Metal while overthrowing the K-pop Gooks that has been plaguing the music industry for the past 8 years then so be it. As long as the musical arrangement is being done by Yuyoyuppe then it's still quality music in my book. Lastly, I'm pretty sure the girls are innocent on this whole thing.

>> No.12327101

Normalfag detected back to Reddit faggot.

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The 3 girls are literally pure maidens

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Top meme my friend

>> No.12327165

do they

>> No.12327177

Anyone going to the Chiba shows?

>> No.12327191

baby fakin metal!!!!!!

>> No.12327224

Please refer to

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>> No.12327292

WHICh babyMETAl eatS THE mOST Ice CreAM?

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>> No.12327365

Hail Satan and his messengers: Babymetal

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Most of us here ARE regulars, but we're here to talk about babymetal, not to be namefags and make the thread about ourselves and our deluded fantasies. We keep that shit under wrap.

However, I think that I now have to be known as picture.anon, just to counter-balance all of the shitposting from the yui & su fags.

>> No.12327383

i hope she turns into fat moa again. <3

>> No.12327386

do you think that Moa gets embarrassed when she eats her smelly burgers in front of Su and Yui

sorry if this offends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

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never, she wasn't even fat to begin with, a bit of extra cheese on the burger but not much compared to other members of certain idol groups that won't be named.

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I wouldn't mind putting a bit of extra cheese on Moa's burger if you get what I mean.

>> No.12327407

her bangs make it look like she has hueg eyebrows.

>> No.12327409

fatties gonna fat <3

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Remember when Moa was the most popular? Everyone used to talk about her strong personality and stuff, now she's only known for her sluttiness and fatass. Only picture.gif still worships her


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>> No.12327425

That's not how you use fork and knife !

>> No.12327426

and I would like to know if any of you have any pics of Moa eating a smelly burger while she looks nervous or embarassed

i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

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I think you're confusing Moa for Yui.

Her "talent" is "LOL I HAVE FAT CHEEKS XD"

>> No.12327436


This fucker is worse than rekt anon

Get the fuck out of here

>> No.12327443

>that small piece of icing on Yui's upper lip

So cute

>implying you wouldn't smell Moa's burger

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This is just her most kawaii talent, she was polite enough to not overshadow her colleagues and show off her dancing

>> No.12327465

I think I understand the whole "robot" thing now

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>her dancing

You mean the thing that literally everyone in babymetal and Sakura Gakuin knows how to do?

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There's a huge difference. Yui dancing is professional, ethereal and gracious. The other girls are just too amateurish and lazy, you can see they all praising Yui moves in interviews.

The only reason Moa is part of Babymetal is because she was about the same size as Yui.

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>never, she wasn't even fat to begin with
surely you jest

>> No.12327551

>Yui dancing is professional, ethereal and gracious.



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Like I said, that's just a bit of extra cheese on the burger, that came and went, she's not even anywhere near Yui's constant critical mass

>> No.12327619

fatmoa kwaee~

>> No.12327627

I think you are all forgetting that Yui can cross her eyes and that is something Moa can't do.


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Good, that'll be something to help push her career forward post-Babymetal.

>> No.12327652

Why do you even bother making a webm if it's only two seconds? Waste of time.

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Is there a lot of money in crossing your eyes and letting people pinch your cheeks?

>> No.12327668

too bad there was no meet & greet for the LA concert, I would've seriously considered giving Moa some koha merchandise and her autograph. :~

>> No.12327675

I'd pay maxdollars for that!

>> No.12327681

Eye crossing is one of the sexiest thing any girl could do.

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Huh I see nothing wrong in this making off, she's just being cute. She only fucked up live once whereas Moa fucks up in every show.

Just stop it already, this is futile. Moa is the fat one everybody knows it

I'm capturing Yui's highlights, she's the only one that matters.

>> No.12327694

Yui is a shallow bitch who hates metal. Moa is a future lead guitarist.

>> No.12327696

Yui confirmed for future camwhore and/or gamer grrrrrrrl

>> No.12327711

Normalfag pls, if you're trying to fit in you're doing it wrong.

This kind of thing is called "circlejerking", which is something normalfags do, and which is what we on 4chan consider as anything but high quality posts.

>> No.12327736

hey I need these shorter webms as I cannot post things over 1mb because of shitty internet
webm anon is doing god's work

>> No.12327743

Is that her mom?

>> No.12327745

So I'm guessing you weren't around when DESU spamming is considered as quality post.

>> No.12327748

I guess extremely low standards was rampant on /jp/ during that time.

>> No.12327775 [DELETED] 


I guess you pretty much shot yourself on the foot when you thought it's a /jp/ thing when it's actually a /b/ thing and /a/ and /v/ does it as well. Circle jerking has always been a part early 4chan and YTMND especially when memes weren't exposed to the public at that time and was treated as some sort of inside joke. But I understand where you're comming from and is merely implying that is no longer the case these days but you won't be able to deny that early 4chan is the epitome of circle jerking.

>> No.12327778 [DELETED] 

I guess you pretty much shot yourself on the foot when you thought it's a /jp/ thing when it's actually a /b/ thing and /a/ and /v/ does it as well. Circle jerking has always been a part of early 4chan and YTMND especially when memes weren't exposed to the public at that time and was treated as some sort of inside joke. But I understand where you're comming from and is merely implying that is no longer the case these days but you won't be able to deny that early 4chan is the epitome of circle jerking.

>> No.12327780

I guess you pretty much shot yourself on the foot when you thought it's a /jp/ thing when it's actually a /b/ thing and /a/ and /v/ does it as well. Circle jerking has always been a part of early 4chan and YTMND especially when memes weren't exposed to the public at that time and was treated as some sort of inside joke. But I understand where you're coming from and is merely implying that is no longer the case these days but you won't be able to deny that early 4chan is the epitome of circle jerking.

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oh my

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>> No.12327792 [DELETED] 

Man, early 4chan was THAT bad? I'm sure glad I wasn't around during that time.

That aside, it's also true that standards that held back then no longer hold now. Most of the posts made during early 4chan days would now net replies like "go back to tumblr/reddit/etc". And that includes your precious circlejerking.

In other words, it's you who's behind the times, and you've got to keep up. No one on 4chan has to adapt to the 4chan of old, like you're trying to do, and make everyone do. Instead, everyone on 4chan has to adapt to the 4chan now.

>> No.12327798

Man, early 4chan was THAT bad? I'm sure glad I wasn't around during that time.

That aside, it's also true that standards that held back then no longer hold now. Most of the posts made during early 4chan days would now net replies like "go back to tumblr/reddit/etc". And that includes your precious circlejerking.

In other words, it's you who's behind the times, and you've got to keep up. No one here has to adapt to the 4chan of old, like you're trying to do, and make everyone do. Instead, everyone here has to adapt to the 4chan now.

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>> No.12327832

>bringing the kimonos back

Hopefully there aren't any wardrobe malfunctions.

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Yui is not a robot.

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>> No.12327846

cutest metal

>> No.12327851

I have no idea what they're saying but it's from this vid:

>> No.12327864

iirc they were talking about how they zone out during their show and how "god" taks them over and they often don't remember their performances, and then not even a few seconds later Yui fucks it all up by saying that she remembered something that happened during their performance and the hosts is all "but I thought you said you don't remember?"

>> No.12327881

What the fuck are you talking about? Early 4chan was fun as fuck. When TTGL first came out GAR was the biggest thing on /a/ and almost everyone on /a/ made a thread where their favorite animu gets photoshopped with Kamina's glasses or when people would make a Jojo thread and the next poster would know what's the next thing going to happen on the The World combo. 4chan has always been as some sort of like a hivemind place until the normalfags and moralfags came and ruined it and the whole replying with endless implying seems to be the thing now. Sorry, I don't have to act according to your bullshit beliefs and your so called standards of quality post doesn't fly here especially since it's /jp/ and you know that this is a place for otakus, weeaboos, wotas, neets, netouyos, hikkikomoris, etc and seeing how you reacted on their posts you are obviously a normalfag or at least not a regular /jp/ poster hence why I asked you to go back to reddit this also happens in /a/ when posters would ask the obnoxious posters to go back to MAL. I'm pretty sure the oldfags who went to the other chan boards feels the same way on how 4chan turned out.

>> No.12327887

>I don't have to act according to your bullshit beliefs
>this is a place for otakus, weeaboos, wotas, neets, netouyos, hikkikomoris, etc

>> No.12327891

>implying implying implying

>> No.12327910

>post-Babymetal career
Oh yeah, the JAV will be furry glorious

>> No.12327913

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company." —René Descartes

4chan has only itself to blame for the state it's in now.

>> No.12327920

Kitsune is that you, rape the sidekicks but if you touch Su it's game over man, you're dead meat

>> No.12327975

No one would like to touch a girl with crooked teeth and huge ugly ears.

>> No.12328070

That's why I do her with fox mask on, her vag is so heavenly

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>implying the jaypers isn't still just as fun as it ever was

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She's fucking hot what are you talking about?

>> No.12328138

Nice drawing, did you do that?
Cause if so then we're gonna need some rule 34 right NOW

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Where's all the Yui & Su fanart?

>> No.12328146

Holy shit thank you

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>you took the b8 anon

>> No.12328175

Actually, it's a lot less fun here than it used to be.

>> No.12328290

>Early 4chan was fun as fuck. When TTGL first came out

When TTGL first came out was actually after I've already given up hope on 4chan ever being as fun as in the old day

>mfw, or something

>> No.12328308

Please don't, Cowharu Kusomi merch belongs in the trash bin. I forgive Moa liking Kirarin as a mistake of the youth, but it's best for everyone if she stays away from slut musume's influence.

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>> No.12328359

with some cum in it? right anon? right?

>> No.12328434

seriously this is so hot, i can just imagine Moa gobbling down her smelly American burger and getting all sticky when smelly mustard and ketchup squirts out all over her

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The front seats were all empty when Babymetal was on stage. Too bad Yui and Moa couldn't attend TIF.

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Yeah and then she squeezes the burger onto her naked body and rubs the grease that spills out all over her, making her body oily while licking her mustard and ketchup covered face with childlike glee as she rubs her wet pussy that twitches with every stroke, each time she rubs her clit she jumps with excitement. She messily grabs whatever is near her to stick into her tight wet cunt and after causing several items of food to fall on the floor, she grabs; while staring straight at you, a hotdog and bits her lip and gives you a stare from those big dilated eyes that can only be described by the words 'FUCK ME'.
She twists her oily nipples with one hand as she slowly fucks herself with the hotdog in the other hand, our little Moa-chan conducting an orchestra an orchestra of ecstasy upon her body. She moans and moans as you can do nothing but stare like a dog wanting the leftovers of today's dinner, but to your excitement she gestures with her finger for you to come to her! Moa fucks herself with a hotdog in one hand and pulls you with the other like a puppet on a string as you crawl and crawl and crawl towards her, every pace you take while you crawl like a baby she nears closer and closer to orgasm. you arrive an inch away from your destination when all you hear is a scream! A wail! Moa-chan bites her lip and unleashes a tsunami of pussy juice like a fountain that streams right onto your face. And then licks it all off.

>> No.12328679

I might have to save that comment for... personal use

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Top loli

>> No.12328730

Mustard AND Ketchup

gross dude.

>> No.12328749

Just imagine her, eyes rolled back, lying down munching on 2 burgers at once in her mouth creating some meaty mush as she squirts her oily naked loli body with burger sauce while having a hotdog her tight snatch and another in her little butt.

Hmmmm perhaps I should prepare another Superior Story™

>> No.12328754

Do one about Yui and stickers

>> No.12328765

Please do one about Su as well

>> No.12328776

kk when I get another burst of chakra in my mind ima write a story

>> No.12328848

Nice, I'll look forward to it

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>> No.12328961

i'll draw them tomorrow when i'm less dead tired

we need to combine forces and kickstart the official Babymetal doujin™

>> No.12328986

damn straight
It is our duty to provide fap material for Babymetal fans everywhere!

>> No.12329041

Please make them all futas fucking among themselves. No self-insert faceless male, this shit isn't hot at all.

>> No.12329043

Su with the mic stand please

>> No.12329085

>No self-insert faceless male, this shit isn't hot at all.
for you
I got ideas for these 2 now
How are we gonna plan the first issue of our doujin though it would be a spoiler to post what's gonna happen in this thread

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>> No.12329346

Anyone can upload the TIF2014 hotstage vid of SakuGaku?
Uploader made the video private

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Fuck off sakugaku fag

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Last bump before bed. Look at this technology, It's Moa and Yui on TIF!

>> No.12330072

Oh, god. I must resist this evil.

>> No.12330086

14 is a number

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Do Yui and the frog next anon.
>bestiality plx

>> No.12330411

This, for the love of fox futa god.

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We need more 2014 Su

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yea. here's a drawing of yui completely naked (very NSFW)

>> No.12330651

don't you understand, writer-san? every one needs to see and contribute so it can be the best possible doujin of all! then we can publish copies of it for fans to bring to their shows, then ask them to sign the doujins afterwards and see their reactions. you just know moa will love them

>> No.12330775
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Oh no I'm jizzzzziiiinnnggg

>> No.12330811
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I came up with a plot that revolves around the battle between the Metal Resistance and the Idols. Like it's based off of the IDZ concerts in that an assassin is hired by the idols to defile Suzuka and so he captures Moa and Yui and tells Suzuka to come alone if she wants to save them. So she does and she gets slashed by the assassin all anime style and he goes 'psssh nothin personnel kid :^)' while she's like 'Hah! Your attack didn't even faze me! It'll take more than that to take down a prophet of the fox god, prepare to di-' and then she finds out she's been poisioned and can't move. Then begins the rapin

>> No.12330818

I'm throwing money at my screen but nothing is happening

>> No.12330901

That sounds pretty amazing

>> No.12330944

so good

>> No.12330992

Artist-san pls

>> No.12331010
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>> No.12331044

How generic.

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Ah but you see I have planned out a whole saga that relates to the songs. Next issues will be Yui with stickers and getting her pussy on a commercial message and then Moa getting fucked by hotdogs, after that a Black Babymetal gangbang and then Su comes back Akatsuki style to defeat the assassin. Next issue after that the assassin goes into his final form, Super Saiyan Wota and fucks them all before being destroyed by the combined might of all 3 girls orgasming him to death.

>> No.12331154

wow spoilers asshole

>> No.12331156
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this is my duty.

the assassin, sent by Hello! Project has stopped Suzuka right in her tracks and is preparing his seed! how will she get out of this one?!

>> No.12331235

And then her top is cut open and she is forced to her knees......

>> No.12331244

knowing that anakin betrays the jedi and becomes darth vader didnt spoil the prequels did it

>> No.12331315

dude, that's awesome

>> No.12331342

There was no prequels, shut up.

>> No.12331384

Episode 3 was good

>> No.12331406

1: 1/10
2: 3/10
3: 6/10
4: 10/10
5: 10/10
6: 9/10

>> No.12331425

i loled at the hp shirt.

>> No.12331519
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>Lord Superior returns to making threads
>best thread of all time, tons of OC
Venerate the immortal Lord Superior.

>> No.12331564

>talking about having smelly hamburger sex with a Japanese teenager
>quality thread

In all honesty though this thread has been pretty fun

>> No.12331676

What the fuck is that thing

>> No.12331754

an american woman

>> No.12331957
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She is quite hot

>> No.12331976

pls tell me where this story is from, I need to know this. link?

>> No.12332005

This thread. Mods/janitor deleted it

>> No.12332129

I'm amazed at what they'll delete and what they'll let go, not that I'm mourning the loss of shitty fanfic. I just think that if that was worth deleting, so are at least half the regular posts especally from namefags.

>> No.12332417

>the ones who do it for free
>making sense or abiding to the rules of the site instead of deleting and banning users as they see fit

>> No.12332429

Fanfic is hated by everyone from the top to the bottom of 4chan.

>> No.12332466

But that's wrong. In many threads you see people posting fapfic

>> No.12332507

>Then begins the rapin
Please no. At least make it consensual and not with some neckbeard wota.

>> No.12332567

Look at this redditor trying so hard to fit in.

>> No.12332606

This is truly the worst BM thread ever. I'm so glad I'm on holiday right now so I only have to bear it with very limited access.

>> No.12332689

>tfw you will never share a smelly American burger with Moa and rub the smelly, greasy cheese all over each other while you cuddle

>> No.12332698
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>not having a rape fetish
but this is the best thread yet
artist-aniki when will the porn commence?

>> No.12332749

>but this is the best thread yet
No it's not, your masturbatory fanfic fantasies is the worst kind of garbage. Please kindly die in a fire.

>> No.12332766

Well you're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong.

>> No.12332803

Unfortunately the worst pushes the better away so very soon you and your vocal minority of sexually frustrated retards will be the only people left in the thread. I wouldn't be surprised if you were just one samefag gratifying himself by fucking up yet another once good thread, because just having the millionth wank of your life is not satisfying enough. Either way, I wish you and your kind the worst possible luck in your already worthless life.

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>> No.12332903

i'll draw it when i know that everyone else is comfortable with me drawing yui taking moa from behind with her robot drill penis

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I may as well be posting on reddit. RIP babymetal threads in /jp/

>> No.12333071

the fuck you talkin about

>> No.12333125

babymetal threads were never good

>> No.12333310
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our dick demands it

>> No.12333693

New album when and what would you like to hear from it?

>> No.12333701

There won't be one with current lineup. I'll take any new song though.

>> No.12333756

>There won't be one with current lineup
what makes you say that?

>> No.12334295
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The fuck kind of faggot ass shit is this. You fuckers always ruin everything.

Like Yui would become impure even if it is with qt Moa.

>> No.12334499

Which means never. Now gtfo.

>> No.12334934

This please, also include a TTGL reference too thank you

>> No.12335112

Don't listen them
and draw Babyfutas like there's no tomorrow!

>> No.12335246

Probably some time next year if they make one. It won't happen but I think it would be cool if they had a reasonably long song on it, like 8 minutes plus. In terms of the music I hope it has as large a variety of genres as possible, what made me like the s/t so much was how varied it sounded.

>> No.12335251

>sitting here with dick in hand
>no much needed babymetal rule34
Please Artist-aniki!

>> No.12335253

They have a year before they disband, they'll come out with a greatest that will have a few new songs and mainly old songs with the voices re-recorded
Su will be fronting Perfume's future replacement
Get hyped

>> No.12335285

But that's bullshit anon.

>> No.12335306

Su will go solo idiot.
The 2 girls will look like a bunch of back up dancers when both of them realized that they can't handle Su's amazing vocal talent

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>> No.12335816

i'm glad my humors not lost on anyone.

i-i'm still bored enough to draw any requests or whatever but i t-think yui is just too innocent to depict that way! and smelly burger eating is as lewd as i can get with moa, for she's my metalfu of choice. i'm sorry everyone, maybe another artist-aniki-san will rise and fulfill the r34 requests, but i am not it. aka im fucking useless now bye

>> No.12335834

But you wanted to draw it you'reself, anon!
You were the chosen one!

There's nothing impure in doing a favor for your band mate that isn't allowed the dick and thus providing her with your artificial one. That's what friends do! And Yui is great friend and helpful person.

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>tfw no suzuka rule34
might as well neck myself now anon

>> No.12335927

Epic quad + dub

>> No.12335967
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>Babymetal Twitter, facebook and video says august 10th
>Heavy MTL page says august 9th

Well I'm glad that I didn't buy a one-day ticket, I didn't buy a ticket at all. Somehow I knew there would be some last-minute fuck-up and I'd be throwing 150$ into the wind.

Now my best bet is to maybe hang out downtown with a plate of hamburgers and see if kistune-sama favours me.

>> No.12335970

dafuqs a kistune-sammy

>> No.12336012
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The Fox God that controls Babymetal.

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>> No.12336767

Yui will likely leave the group because she said on an interview that she wanted to be a Nurse. Moa will definitely stay but she's learning to play guitar so she might replace one of the Kami band members in the future. Su would have to be a complete iditot if she leaves the group so I don't think that will happen. In case Yui leave I don't mind if she gets replaced by Hana. I really feel sorry for that girl.

>> No.12336801

what is wrong with this girl named hana

>> No.12336825

One of the original Mini Pati members. Also stop typing like a retard.


>> No.12336843
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Not him, but I feel as though she's under-appreciated in Sakura Gakuin and it feels like she isn't fully in love with the whole idol thing. She's a Japanese Pro Wrestling fan, which is often really brutal, so she has a natural edge which would make her a natural for Babymetal.


Also she shares the stage with both Yui and Moa as part of Mini-Pati, Sakura Gakuin's cooking club, so she may or may not feel upstaged.

>> No.12336856
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Also, hamburger music

>> No.12336881

Hana's the hottest SG member.

>> No.12336904

Happy Birthday is still by far the best Mini Pati song. Amuse took down the live video when it was just the 3 of them singing the song while wearing pastry chef uniform.

>> No.12336907

She's actually the least attractive because of the crooked teeth which reminds me of Kozue Aikawa. Yui is definitely the hottest but the bitchiest one and Moa is best girl overall.

>> No.12336957

Make sure your burgers are smelly if you want to attract Babymetals.

>> No.12336960

my name Yui

>> No.12336974
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I dunno I like her teeth, they're cute. Those legs though, mmmmmm...

>> No.12337075

>crooked teeth

u 何 m8?

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>you will never ever watch wwe with hana

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>> No.12337163
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She doesn't watch that gaijin garbage, it's New Japan Pro Wrestling or nothing.

>> No.12337166

who the fuck is that?

>> No.12337174
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One of Lady Gaga's managers I think
I dunno WWE gets good every now and then, but I lost interest a while ago. Dunno how to get into NJPW.

>> No.12337184
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WWE was good until 2008/9

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I thought it was off-brand Selena Gomez

>Dunno how to get into NJPW.

Same as you would with WWE or any other wrasslin league, just watch it in chronological order and take note of who's good/bad. Understanding Japanese obviously would help.

>> No.12337190

No, it went down the shitter, never to come back again in 2003. Don't be a liar.

>> No.12337202
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More like 1998/1999

>> No.12337209

It was good till like 06. I miss watching old Raw and seeing people get hit in the head with chairs and bleed. Randy Orton was the best

>> No.12337270
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Yep, I stopped watching after the oldfags like HBK retired. Shit was intense

>> No.12337312

These were the days....

>> No.12337334

No, edge and christian feuding with the hardyz and the dudley boyz while crash holly was hardcore champion were the days

>> No.12337656
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Look at these amerifags talking about their wrestling

I'm outta here and Hana is a horrible abomination

>> No.12337749

>implying I'm americuck
>implying Hana isn't a beautiful nippon maiden with the sexiest legs in SG

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>> No.12337785

ya'll niggas saw Babymetal at the Fonda?
was pretty good

say what you will, Babymetal is known by shitloads of people. even my metalhead coworkers knew of them

>> No.12337796

benis in bagina

>> No.12337802

next beatles

>> No.12337809

More like nextAV cumstars

>> No.12337814

Yeah, Moa.
I do want to see Yui's tight cunny get wrecked though.

>> No.12337821

They don't call them black babymetal for nothing

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>> No.12337944
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Well, fuck me.

>> No.12338001


Protip: 2nd gen isn't original. Original was the best.

>> No.12338021

Aw mannn I miss marina ;_;

>> No.12338025

What's she up to now?

>> No.12338026

who is this

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>> No.12338034

Ayaka. She's looks like a bitch though. Perfect character for rape JAV.

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>> No.12338044

holy shit

>> No.12338050
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I wish Raura would accept my proposal then we could raise every sakugaku and be a big family with some harem benefits.

>> No.12338051

not much right now i think, she and Raura just stood in for Moa and Yui and TIF

I actually miss all of the 98s. They were great..

>> No.12338104
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She hosted a talk show thingy with Hinata

>> No.12338115

The videos are in this channel

>> No.12338129


those videos look real cute. Makes me wish I knew some japanese.

>> No.12338135

I stopped watching WWE after 2008 and only watch Wrestlemania once a year but after Taker lost his treak to Lesnar I'm never going to watch this garbage ever again.

>> No.12338142

Damn, I had no idea Ayaka became such a slut.

>> No.12338218

Anyone know where I can find the HDTV/DVD versions of music videos besides jpopsuki? I already have everything on jpopsuki, but unfortunately there's still quite a bit missing. I've seen clips and really low quality versions, but nothing DVD quality or better on youtube.

I guess I should say everything DVD quality or better on youtube, I've already gotten from JPS, but JPS seems to be missing quite a bit as well.

>> No.12338699

dat Yui face

>> No.12338884

Yui is the most conventionally attractive, kind of makes me surprised that she's so unpopular here, Su will always be my waifu though

>> No.12338908

amazon.co.jp. You're welcome.

>> No.12338985

TK from LTS will be collaborating with them!

>> No.12339008


>> No.12339115

This band?
Maaaan, I really wish that FALILV can do a collab with them

>> No.12339302

Why do all the albums say 1 disc, but list the contents for 2 discs?

>> No.12339384

Yui said she hates metal and is scared of it so it's no surprise people hate her for being a hypocrite and a poser.

>> No.12339411
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>tfw you will never listen to Mutiilation and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu with Yui

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As if someone gives a fuck whether they like metal or not.

You are really delusional if you believe Su or Moa listen to Cannibal Corpse in their free time.

>> No.12339642

Moa is a tomboy so why not? And why the hell would Moa even bother playing guitar and attempt to learn string bending? She's not a poser like your precious Yui.

>> No.12339669
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Yui is the definition of beauty. Too bad she has a shite personality. This is why Su is best and Moa is second in terms of wifemaking.

>> No.12339703

I'd be happy to introduce Yui to some old industrial, Norwegian black metal, doom and drone metal.

>> No.12339705

Su used to have a disgusting mole near her mouth back when she's with Karen Girl's. I'm so fucking glad she got that mole removed. Now the only thing she needs is an ear surgery and she would be perfect waifu material.


>> No.12339715

Moa can be more or less as attractive as Yui depending on her facial expressions. Moa usually looks very beautiful if she's trying to raise her eyebrows like she usually does or that provoking facial expression she does on Catch Me If You Can. Yui has better smile than Moa but when Moa raises her eyebrows then she definitely has the edge on Yui.

>> No.12339723

Su was paralyzed! She may be unable to move!

>> No.12339736

Obviously they don't really listen to metal in their spare time but they are at least interested in it to some degree unlike Yui

>implying her ears don't make her extra cute

>> No.12339762

She looks like a potato with those ears.

>> No.12339773
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She looks.... kind of generic.

I don't think anyone from Sakura Gakuin will ever be able to top Su and Moa & Yui's careers. Unless one of them becomes a scientist and reverses the effects of climate change.

>> No.12339787

yui a cute and all but i think she looks way too childish.. when i see things like >>12327835 she looks barely a day over 12.

now >>12327648 on the other hand has the slightly more mature look, will be definite 10/10 when grown up

>> No.12339789

>Yui is definitely the hottest
>Yui is the most conventionally attractive

Yui looks like a Chinese grandmother.

>> No.12339829

>too childlish
>barely a day over 12
>somehow that's bad
git the fug out of my jaypee

>> No.12339849

Except that she's fifteen, she might make fun of Moa for being an "old man", but at least Moa is mature enough to develop a personality. Yui will be 25, 35, 45, etc years old and still be like "LOL I HAVE CHEEKS XD"

>> No.12339861

Yui confirmed shit waifu

>> No.12339878

It depends what you want out of a waifu. She's essentially already a soccer mom and some people are into that I guess.

>> No.12339881

Sorry, I didn't know you can see into future.
Now git the fug out of my jaypee.

Moa-fag, pls.

>> No.12339882

More like Yui confirmed for generic moeblob.

>> No.12339914

i like em young

>> No.12340040

I'm a Su-fag but Moa is also a much better waifu than Yui.

>> No.12340130

This waifu shit is old and retarded. Please get a life and cut it out.

I think of them more as my daughters or something, if anything at all.

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Fucking retard, I make the threads around here. Anyone else gets banned, faggot.

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>> No.12340178

Your edges are poking me shitperior, go away

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I AM the Babymetal General.

>> No.12340261
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what the fuck is going on in here

>> No.12340271

Autists being austists.

>> No.12340285
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nothing but quality shitposts and namefags seeking attention for themselves

>> No.12340292

But Mr Superior started these generals and brought order to them after the shitposters tried to destroy our glorious threads.

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Mr Superior is an edgy faggot that tries to make the thread about himself and his cum.

>> No.12340363

Crossies don't know bout muh funposts

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no me

>> No.12340370

Are you fucking blind, shitperior IS the shitposter that tried to destroy the thread. See it even rhymes, shitperior, shitposter.

>> No.12340372

Mr Su-perior should commit su-icide

>> No.12340378

How so? He makes a lot of quality posts and has saved us from image.jpg's shitpost crew many times.

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Stop talking about yourself in the third person while pretending that you're not the other namefag sockpuppet.

>> No.12340385

>All these ignorant heathens
What, pray tell, is there in your pathetic lives that stops you from worshiping me and my mate right now? Kneel before me, for I am Su-perior, lord and master of Babymetal wotas, husbando of Su, and I DEMAND RESPECT!

>> No.12340391

stop pretending you're me
You can me my minion but not my clone.

>> No.12340401

which one went to see babymetal with his mom because he was afraid of getting lost?

>> No.12340410

Look, a pretender, a mere shameful copy. What a disgrace upon my fine thread.

>> No.12340417

It's ok actually. You can be my successor so I can escape bans/image.jpg assassinations and rule with an eternal Iron fist. Make sure you do my supervillain franchise well. I hereby name you Mr Superior II

>> No.12340486

Sorry but Suzuka is my wife, you can't have her.

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>tfw now you kind of hate Su because she spawns clinically retarded spergs like these

>> No.12340714

She is my wife though

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>> No.12341038

Crazy American DJ

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