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12320127 No.12320127 [Reply] [Original]

The only defense against a satori is a mental pollution skill of rank C or above. If you intend to fight one, prepare yourself by cultivating a mental illness.

>> No.12320142

what's the point of reading my mind, it's basically a huge clusterfuck filled with paradoxa, even i don't understand my own mind

>> No.12320146

>>12320142

Sounds like you're all set on the mental pollution front.

>> No.12320158
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Can Udonge change her own wavelength to mask her thinking?

>> No.12320161

>>12320158

Only if she has a mirror.

>> No.12320164

>>12320158
Why do that when Udonge can change Satori's wavelength and literally slow it down to the point where Satori can't think?

>> No.12320168

>>12320158
that would mean she turns herself banana

>> No.12320173

>>12320164
Because her power has limits.

Like say, I have the ability to the extent of lifting up rocks, but I can't just up and chuck around tectonic plates just because I have the power to carry rocks.

See for example Reimu, who has a really shitty power (flight) but can use it to do ridiculous things (float away from reality) because her power cap is very high.

>> No.12320175

>>12320173
she has shrine maiden powers and to seal youkai away, not just "flight", dude

>> No.12320180

My mind is pretty fucked up so I may as well have some sort of effect on psychics whether it's them getting the hell out of there or continuing out of morbid curiosity.

>> No.12320181

Just think lewd thoughts.

>> No.12320188

>>12320173
That just means Udonge needs to train more.

>> No.12320192

I thought it was to chant Buddhist mantras in your mind. I don't know any Buddhist mantras though, I wonder if I could beat one by just thinking "DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS" over and over.

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>>12320127
Is furry a mental illness?

>> No.12320208

>>12320194

No, but being gay is, so you're covered.

>> No.12320224

"Kekkon shite kudasai!!"
Anyone know the satori video, i can't find it anymore on the internet

>> No.12320323
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>>12320224
I don't have the one you're talking about, but you can have the one where Satori speaks to you softly in bed after you pull her onto it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq5T1torTcc

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>>12320323
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6346898
i finally found it after 2 hours

>> No.12320371

I have a tulpa, she can punch the satori in the mind.

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>> No.12320412

well then I hope satorin likes cock vore

>> No.12320502
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12320502

What if I've mastered the technique of the empty mind, and there's nothing to read?

>> No.12320533

>>12320360
>>12320502
Can you remove the white part?

>> No.12320556
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>>12320533
Be master of the mind, rather than mastered by the mind.

From the withered tree, a flower blooms.
One moon shows in every pool; in every pool, the one moon.

Knowing others is wisdom.
Knowing yourself is enlightenment.

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>>12320556
Deep.

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>>12320127

Or you can take advantage of the fact that her mind-reading ability is involuntary and thus she can't filter/ignore specific thoughts or individuals. This allows you and your buddies to overwhelm Satori by bombarding her mind with perverted thoughts involving her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBf0QADTSiQ

Just picture Satori naked, with you running a train on her (and Koishi) with your friends.

>> No.12320619

>>12320597
And then actually run a train on her, right?

>> No.12320634

>>12320619

Once she's subdued, yes.

>> No.12320645
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>>12320634
Oh good, thought there was going to be some youkai slaying involved. Sign me up!

>> No.12320708

>>12320158

Why would Udonge bother to change her own wavelength to mask her thinking to defeat Satori, or even bother fighting Satori when she could be using her powers to seduce guys to fufill her mating urges as a rabbit?

>> No.12320709

>>12320173
This.
People tend to exaggerate vague description of 2hu's abilities.

Just because Remi is said to be capable of manipulating fate doesn't mean her power is at omnipotent level.

>> No.12320751

>>12320127
I'd rather wait until she's not looking and bash her head in with a brick.

>> No.12320784

>>12320158
Why doesn't Udonge change the length of the actual waves in the ocean to reach across Gensyoko and drown Satori?

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>>12320784
I kinda want to watch Satori drown.

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>>12320502
reminds me of this

>> No.12321295

>>12320868
That's a nice image but do you think you could remove the background? preferably the water too

>> No.12321316

>>12320868
Can you remove the black part and make the water blue? It would look really good like that

>> No.12321561
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>>12320751
Take the mind reader by surprise. What a brilliant plan.

>> No.12321668
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>>12320556
Are you actually a Zen Buddhist?

>> No.12321675

>>12321561
CUTE PIC DUDE THANKS FOR NOT HAVING A BACKGROUND!!

>> No.12321680

>>12321675
He should add one. It looks empty without a background.

>> No.12322153
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>>12320597
This guy gets it.
Turn off your lewdness limiter.

I want to terrorize Satorin!

>> No.12322222

>>12320597
>>12322153
I'm almost all the more certain that would only give Satori all the more motivation to disembowel you.

>> No.12322412

I want to cuddle Satorin and Koishi!

>> No.12322553
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>>12322153
I knew it! You were just another rapist all along!

>You're going to make me your fuck pet, aren't you!!
>Like some situation in a porn doujin!

>> No.12322681

>>12320709
Uh, manipulating the mind is kind of Udonge's thing, even when her ability allows her to be much more.

>> No.12322702

>>12320127
>The only defense against a satori is a mental pollution skill of rank C or above. If you intend to fight one, prepare yourself by cultivating a mental illness.

There's easier solution, is so obvious that it has a song named after it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE

>> No.12322884

Don't bother taking precautions. Anyone that reads your mind deserves what they get.

>> No.12322911

Satori is illuminati

>> No.12322945
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12322945

I want to be Satorin's pet and/or boyfriend

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>>12320597
>with you running a train on her with your friends (and Koishi).
There, fixed.

>> No.12323125

>>12323087
The full version of that picture is way too erotic. And it doesn't even have nudity!

>> No.12323298
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>>12323087
Fixed indeed. Good to have someone on hand who personally knows Satori and her weaknesses.

>> No.12323826

What if I have actually achieved satori?

Trying to invade an enlightened mind is like trying to lay siege on a on an empty plain.

>> No.12323902

>>12323125
I want Koishi to sit on my face

>> No.12323913

>>12320371
Is it a 2hu tulpa ? Have you ever had tulpa sex with it ?

>> No.12324076

I feel like if I spent even a moment around Satori, I would probably be slapped

>> No.12324178

>>12324076
You'd probably be slapped no matter which touhou it was.

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>>12324076
If you immediately think lewd stuff she probably wouldn't be amused, but she's not the physical type.

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>>12323913
I didn't actually know about Touhou when I made it, I just thought this picture was cute. And no, she'd get angry at me for even trying.

>> No.12324200

How does Satori deal with schizoids and the like? Is it possible to be such a damaged individual that she wouldn't be able to effectively read your mind?

/jp/ could be like her natural enemy.

>> No.12324208

I could just put on my tinfoil helmet, it's the most effective defense for mind reading, It's why I lined out the interior of my rooftops and windows with tinfoil

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We're making it seem like Satori would be shocked by lewdness, but sex is fundamental to our psychology. The only thing a satori does is read minds; Satori probably knows all there is to know about sexuality.

If anything, the things she thinks about would shock us.

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>>12320127
>The only defense against a satori is a mental pollution skill of rank C or above.
Get on my level.

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>> No.12325030,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12322222

2 and a half dubs nice

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What kind of monster would want to fight a Satori?

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dude that pic is so friggin' trippy

>> No.12330179

>>12320142
When I manage to quiet my mind, all I can hear is incoherent screaming.

>> No.12330190
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Playing Pazaak in your head confirmed for best defense from mind reading.

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