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12296698 No.12296698 [Reply] [Original]

I absolutely can *NOT* take it easy without my allotment of one (1!) NEET thread!

Let us begin...!!!

>> No.12296708

We don't really like fakeNEET over here. Why don't you try >>>/a/ instead, normie?

>> No.12296892
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I just want to make something very clear to those who usually misunderstand NEETs and depression. I am a depressed NEET but I am not depressed about BEING a NEET. In fact, being a NEET is what keeps my depression at bay. As a truhikkiNEET I do not long for friends or social interactions or money or a job. So why am I depressed, you might ask? You need to understand that depression isn't what normies usually believe as "times when I feel sad" but rather an ongoing physical(in the brain)-mental(in the mind) illness that the victim suffers from. Everynormie feels sad from time to time for various reasons but people who suffer from depression don't just feel sad, they have very strong negative feelings for just about anything, even something most would view as positive like "getting fit at the gym". This can be anything from sadness, anger, frustration, pessimism, etc.

I'll stop my lecture here, thank you for taking your time to read.

>> No.12296897

>>12296892
thank you for your hard work

>> No.12296981
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these peanut butter cup oreos are delicious

>> No.12296989

>>12296892
I'm sure anyone who has actually been a NEET for longer than their summer break would understand this.

>> No.12297022

Do you parents know you browse imageboards? I was eating with my mom today and she asked me

>Did you like your burger, anon? Was it "epic"?

She must have recognized the site layout in a news report or something.

I didn't know how to respond

>> No.12297025

>>12297022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8

Like this.

>> No.12297029

What does it feel like to kiss a loli?

>> No.12297033

>>12297029
It feels like kissing a bag of sand.

>> No.12297045
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>>12296989
I remember when I dropped out of school. During the entire first week of the next school year I would wake up in terror after having a nightmare I was back there again. I would wake up in a sweat, realize I'm still at home, and go back to sleep, protected by the fact that I have nowhere to go later. It felt great.

>> No.12297048

>NEET thread !!!!
>living with their parents
Why am I not surprised?

>> No.12297051

>>12297048
Probably because it's stupid to think that people with little or no income would live alone.

>> No.12297063

>>12297051
Then you really don't know what a real NEET is.

>> No.12297074

>>12297029
Probably really good. Her lips would feel so small and squishy and they might even taste sweet. Whenever I think about a cute loli closing her eyes to kiss somebody I start to blush.

I want to kiss a loli.

>> No.12297077

>>12297063
There's not much to it

>> No.12297080

>>12297022
next time punch your mom in the arm and say "haha you said ``epic'' that means you get punched once"

>> No.12297083

FUG I want something to eat.

>> No.12297086
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12297086

Anyone remember this game? I still play it once in a while. My goal each playthrough is to find a sustainable routine that allows me to watch anime, play games, browse textboards, and never leave the apartment without dying of health/suicide.

I've been considering making a NEET simulator that would be heavily inspired by this. Would anyone be interested in something like this?

>> No.12297086,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why is the janitor such a cunt? How is this not Otaku Culture?

>> No.12297086,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12297086,1
because of >>12297086

>> No.12297086,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12296981
>>12296981

holy fuck i'm going to buy some of these

>> No.12297086,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12297086,3
they're super tasty. it's actual peanut butter too not just some peanut butter tasting oreo cream. it's kind of crumbly and not overly sweet and delicious

>> No.12297086,5 [INTERNAL] 

Milk blocked my twitter I really don't need this in my life right now

Why can't she just love me a fraction of how much I love her

>> No.12297086,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12297086,5
That was probably Brad, he loves to block people on her twitter while milk gives him a milky bj

>> No.12297086,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12296981
Reese's AND Oreo? I wish i lived in the U.S.

>> No.12297086,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12297086,7
Oreo has been putting out some weird stuff in the US lately.

>> No.12297086,9 [INTERNAL] 

https://userstyles.org/styles/85639/warosu-black

update this shit, trevboy

>> No.12297086,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12297086,9
It's working for me.

>> No.12297086,11 [INTERNAL] 

Nevermind, I figured it out.

>> No.12297086,12 [INTERNAL] 

It's not working for me too

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