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Anonymous Mon Jul 14 10:06:42 2014 No.12268084 [Reply] [Original]

I have 419 volumes of manga and 230 volumes of doujinshi and I'm suppose to leave Japan to go back home in 3 weeks.

I don't want to go back, /jp/. I like it here. I don't want to have to leave any of my collection behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 10:09:24 2014 No.12268089 dude, ship it back home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 10:16:48 2014 No.12268100 >>12268089 How about you ship it back, up your ass!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 10:27:48 2014 No.12268107 >>12268100 WOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:00:48 2014 No.12268139 >>12268089 But that's not the point. What's the point of going back if I'll just want to come back here and buy more things anyways? Can't you see? My shallow life has no meaning if I go back. I need to stay so that I can become the Otaku Master.

Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:16:46 2014 No.12268152

>>12268139
Consider killing yourself. Bonus points for arranging some open porn comics around your soon-to-be-dead body, preferably the loli or guro kind. This basically guarantees that you will at least get a small newspaper article dedicated to your passing, which will grant you fame and otaku creds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:20:15 2014 No.12268156 >>12268152 Don't you feel bad saying those things? What if he does that and you find out about it in the news or something? It will likely show up on /jp/ if it does get in the news. Won't you feel guilty?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:22:18 2014 No.12268159 >>12268156 Not in the slightest. In fact, I would feel rather proud of myself for having successfully and permanently removed subhuman DNA from the gene pool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:22:51 2014 No.12268161 What's it like being gaijin in Japan? Do not care that you took all that time to become full weeaboo? Or should I just stay in Tokyo or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:25:45 2014 No.12268166 File: 291 KB, 1440x810, 1284523200441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12268084 Marry a japanese girl. Or just stay illegally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:27:47 2014 No.12268168 >>12268166 Get that slut out of MY FACE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:29:42 2014 No.12268173 >>12268161 I have no idea what you are trying to say, but if you are asking whether or not you will get strange looks and stared at a lot, then the answer is yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:37:29 2014 No.12268189 >>12268173 Oh my, how do you survive, don't tell me you're used to it from home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:40:16 2014 No.12268192 >>12268189 Being a little girl in college does turn some heads..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:50:16 2014 No.12268204 How long have you been in Japan? I went for only a month in march/april and I've probably dreamed about being there a dozen times since.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:52:59 2014 No.12268207 >>12268204 10 months, although I've been staying in my room doing nothing since around last February and lost track of time. Only just now did I realize that my trip is almost over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 11:55:12 2014 No.12268210 >>12268192 youre a girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 12:08:46 2014 No.12268225 Can't I stab you to death with my penis. PLEEEEEAAAAASE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 12:10:51 2014 No.12268232 >>12268225 Haven't you stabbed enough people with your penis already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 12:14:10 2014 No.12268238 >>12268232 Well, at least he used his needle dick instead of a dick needle! Guess you'll need at least some German to “get” it…

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 12:48:50 2014 No.12268311 >>12268238 I don't get it. Could you please explain your epic joke to me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 14:28:49 2014 No.12268519 >>12268084 Why do you have to leave OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 14:35:03 2014 No.12268523 >>12268084 >230 volumes of doujinshi Did you at least scan all that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 14:38:08 2014 No.12268528 >>12268519 School and don't have a job. >>12268523 I don't have a scanner, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 18:55:22 2014 No.12268884 >>12268528 Just head on over to your local library!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 19:57:21 2014 No.12268960 Ship that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 21:38:23 2014 No.12269083 >>12268238 Nunja, wenigstens hat er seinen Nadelschwanz anstatt einer Schwanznadel benutzt! Seriously, I still don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 21:42:15 2014 No.12269087 >>12268210 I thought all of us here were cute little girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 22:14:29 2014 No.12269120 20kg box was about 12000 yen, by boat to Europe, when shipped my shit back in the year dot. ゆうパック, check that shit out at your local post office.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 14 22:19:53 2014 No.12269127 >>12269120 Seems like a pretty good way to ship back your stuff

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 18:54:39 2014 No.12270996 >>12270974 That font is just plain disgusting. Please reconsider.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 19:23:36 2014 No.12271046 Isn't Sarasvati better too than Kirin too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 20:11:09 2014 No.12271134 >>12268089 >ship back 650 books yeah just mortgage your house to pay for shipping nbd

Anonymous Tue Jul 15 20:27:11 2014 No.12271174

>>12268159
>I would feel rather proud of myself for having successfully and permanently removed subhuman DNA from the gene pool.
Why do people say this? Do you realize people like this aren't going to reproduce anyway for multiple reasons? Just let them live their mildly hedonistic dream and die alone.

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