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12243084 No.12243084[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Stretching with Marisa!

>> No.12243096

What are we stretching?

>> No.12243098
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>>12243084
>stretching with Marisa
>picture of Alice being chained up

Are you implying something?

>> No.12243100

love it

>> No.12243102

>>12243098
Look at the shadows.

>> No.12243104

really turned on by these pantyhose and bondage. Love it.

>> No.12243109

>>12243104
Glad you like it, Tommy.

>> No.12243111

>>12243102
That is clearly a banana being peeled.
And Patchouli.

>> No.12243115

I'd help Alice stretch if you know what I mean.

Just kidding, my dick is so small it wouldn't even stretch a teenager.

>> No.12243119

>>12243115
show

>> No.12243134
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12243134

so is this a bond thread or stretch thread?

>> No.12243137

>>12243119
I'm not gonna post my dick on /jp/, are you kidding?

>> No.12243141

>>12243137
what are you, gay?

>> No.12243144

>>12243137
To be fair, you do sound like the kind of person who wouldn't have the self-respect to refuse.

>> No.12243154

>>12243144
>implying any of you have self-respect

>> No.12243159

>>12243154
You don't need self-respect when you have a big dick.

>> No.12243161

>>12243141
It's embarrassing.

>>12243144
Gee, thanks.

>> No.12243166 [DELETED] 

So, /jp/, how big are your dicks?
Fully erect, of course.

>> No.12243183
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12243183

What is this thread about?

>> No.12243185
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>>12243183

>> No.12243189

now someone post alice in chains

>> No.12243193 [DELETED] 
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>>12243166
5in. :(

>> No.12243194
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>> No.12243195

>>12243189
Down in her hole , feeling so small

>> No.12243199

>>12243098
Sounds like a shitty band name to me

>> No.12243200

>>12243189
Would you break me, and be my master
and teach me, on child of love thereafter?

>> No.12243201

>>12243199
Waifu in chimney

>> No.12243204 [DELETED] 

>>12243166
13cm long
11cm around in the thickest part.
When flaccid looks like a prepubescent boy's.

>> No.12243208

>>12243204
That sounds adorable. Would you let me put a ribbon on it and kiss it?

>> No.12243210 [DELETED] 
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>>12243166
~17cm

>> No.12243212 [DELETED] 

>>12243166
6 inches.

>> No.12243217

>>12243208
Depends. Are you a cute little girl?

>> No.12243221

>>12243217
>>12243208
Actually no, you can be an onee-san type as well.

>> No.12243224

>>12243221
>>12243217
What if I'm a doting little girl?

>> No.12243237

>>12243224
just as good

>> No.12243247 [DELETED] 
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>>12243166
17cm

>>12243193
>>12243204
You guys are lucky, it's the perfect size for fucking fairies or Shangai.

>> No.12243250

>>12243224
As long as it doesn't turn into some SM pet play or some shit.

>>12243247
Is it? I think that's still too big for that.

>> No.12243254 [DELETED] 

>>12243166
18cm - slightly above average, I think.

>> No.12243256 [DELETED] 

>>12243166
A miserable 12cm.

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>>12243250
Maybe too big for Shangai or the inchling, but touhou fairies aren't that small.

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>>12243254
でかい! これはでかい!

>> No.12243269 [DELETED] 
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12243269

It's okay, Okuu still loves you.

>> No.12243287

>>12243269
But I can't get a boner with drawings as shit as this!

>> No.12243296

>>12243260
I like to think it would be perfect for Satori or Remilia.

>> No.12243310

>>12243269
Wouldn't the pressure and volume of blood required to erect Penises with length < 25cm result in stuff like anemia?

>> No.12243314

>>12243310
I recall hearing somewhere that people with massive dongs are more likely to have erectile problems, so perhaps.

>> No.12243316

>>12243310
length > 25cm I mean, and I'm not even drunk.

>> No.12243317

>>12243265
あなたの肛門を準備!

>> No.12243320 [DELETED] 
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>>12243194
Dis nigga

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>>12243296
Don't speak such vulgar things about Milady.

>> No.12243340

>>12243287
you aren't trying hard enough

>> No.12243344

? So is 5 in. average?
I guess for metric it'd be ~12.5 cm?

>> No.12243348

>>12243333
What lewd things? That I want to make sweet sweet love to her in the moonlight under full moon?

>> No.12243350

>>12243269
So 15 cm (Which, without actually knowing, I'm going to guess is average or maybe slightly below) is the perfect length?

Awesome.

>> No.12243351

>>12243333
I want to fit my large penis inside her.

>> No.12243353
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>>12243344
I think I've read somewhere that 12-15cm are considered "average". Don't pin me down on this, though.
On second thought, please do.

>> No.12243354

>>12243353
14cm is the world average.

>> No.12243426

>>12243354
>>12243353
That includes all the chinks though.

>> No.12243438 [DELETED] 

>>12243166
Just under 7in. I'm a grower, not a show er.

>> No.12243443 [DELETED] 

so /jp/ do you like big or small dicks?

>> No.12243477

>>12243443
Big ones.

>> No.12243480

This thread is HELLA GAY.

>> No.12243482
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>>12243443
That depends on the person to which it is attached to.

>> No.12243483

>>12243443
Medium ones

>> No.12243484

why is marisa so much better than reimu?

>> No.12243487

dicks are gross

>> No.12243489
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>>12243480

>> No.12243492
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>>12243443
Big dicks all the way. Why aren't there more shotas with disproportionately large sized dicks?

>> No.12243494
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>>12243484

>> No.12243497

>>12243487
But so are vaginae.

>> No.12243503

>>12243494
based

>> No.12243513
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>>12243443
I like tiny little dicks that stay locked up in a chastity cage and never get to cum.

>> No.12243534

>>12243513
I like you the most.

>> No.12243542

>>12243513
Are you a female?

>> No.12243545

>>12243480
Go back /cm/ you, faggot.

>> No.12243552
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>>12243513
Hey dude, me too.

>> No.12243556

>>12243552
Whoa cute pic dude

>> No.12243566

>>12243556
cover up her left eye and it looks like she's in pain

so what images are we supposed to be posting anyway

>> No.12243570

>>12243566
It just looks like she's angry and pleased to not be abusing the ``black bar'' function.

>> No.12243576

>>12243570
is
that
so?

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>>12243556
Thanks, dude!

>> No.12243584

spike dies in cowboy bebop

>> No.12243591
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Alright /jp/, the sexual tension in this thread is starting to become unbearable, time to fess up.
If you were to fall in love with another human, would it matter to you what's going on between the legs?
I mean, of course it does, but would one option be a deal breaker for you? Be honest!

I'll start. Imo, love knows no gender.

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>>12243591
Sucking a dick is gay, dude.

>> No.12243599

>>12243591
Fucking queer piece of shit.

>> No.12243610
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>>12243594
>>12243599
That wasn't even the question, but I'll jot you two down as "sucking cocks 24/7" anyways!

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>>12243591
To be honest, I've been exposed to so many traps, I really don't care anymore at this point.

>> No.12243623

>>12243591
I too think love knows no gender, but I only feel attracted to feminine bodies.

>> No.12243626

>>12243614
More like STEINS;GAY

>> No.12243640
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>>12243610
Well it's not like love is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, so I think I'll pass on sucking a dick, thanks.

>> No.12243645

>>12243584
you shit I had just started watching that
>>12243591
I prefer the female form - I don't mind if (s)he identifies as a (fe)male or not. You get what I'm saying? Because I'm not sure I do. My dick likes what it likes.

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>>12243614
>>12243623
I can relate. My idea of beauty are men that look like women and vice versa.
>>12243640
>love is a once-in-a-lifetime thing
Don't you want to believe that one day, you might find that single one person that'll make you feel at home, no matter where you are?

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>>12243646
>one person that'll make you feel at home, no matter where you are?
That's my mom, dude.

>> No.12243654

>>12243649

I agree with this guy.

I want my mother to fuck me as well.

>> No.12243665
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>>12243654

>> No.12243672

>>12243665
I've got a really hot mother, that's why.

>> No.12243674
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>>12243649
Well, do I have to solution for you!

Jokes aside and no offense. Maybe I've been wording it awkwardly. What I mean is, don't you think there's the possibility that you might find someone you'd want to settle with for the rest of your life?

>>12243645
I think I do. See >>12243646.

>> No.12243676

>>12243665
sanae has a BIG mouth

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>>12243674
Yeah, but it's not gonna be someone with a dick, dude. That's just gross. I'm the one with the dick here.

>> No.12243682

>>12243591
in fact i'd prefer a trap at this point

>> No.12243683
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>>12243676
All the better to suck dick with.

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>>12243679
That wasn't even the part I was quoting originally. I'm not posting with some kind of hidden agenda. I was just curious, so I thought we could talk about it. I'm not biased towards any kind of sex or sexual organ, as you may derive from my first post.

>> No.12243708

so people
for the 4th time
what is this thread even about?

>> No.12243718
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>>12243700
All right, I guess that's made clear. Yeah, sure, till-death-do-us-part isn't some fairytale thing; I'm a sucker for that sort of thing, even.

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>>12243708

SEX!

>> No.12243743
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>>12243719
Kinda hard to do on a WS board. For every 1 SFW 2hu img, there are 1000+ NSFW imgs.

Honestly at this point I don't even remember if echii is allowed on work safe boards. Isn't /jp/ unofficially exempt because we're /jp/?

>> No.12244801

>>12243591
I don't care. Not because I'm so romantic that I'll accept a girl regardless of her body. It's just that when you spend browsing places with weird porn, your turn ons become more and more flexible. A cute sujimanko would be nice, a grotesque slutty vagina has its own appeal, a cute little shota penis with foreskin is always adorable, a gigantic, bulgy, veiny dick turns me on, big, floppy, soft dicks are quite underrated, and even something totally unexpected like a dolphin vagina or a tentacle dick would be lovely.

Being a pervert is pretty nice.

>> No.12244847

>>12243492
I know right ;_;

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>>12243591
Yes. Sorry, but I find male homosexuality repulsive.

>>12243743
I bet sex with Satori would be the most amazing thing ever.

>> No.12245050

I have never felt such frustration
Or lack of self control

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>>12244801
This nigga know what's up.

>> No.12245121

>>12243591

Absolutely. I'm not interested in other men whatsoever, and trannies are right out. It's very important that my spouse actually be a woman. Some mutilated faggot with mental issues simply won't do because I want to have kids someday.

>> No.12245129

>>12245121
What if she has some kind of freakish ovipositor organ that can plant eggs inside you? If you love her and you can have children with her, that's all that matters, right?

>> No.12245137

>>12245129

That's a pretty outlandish hypothetical, dood.

>> No.12245138

>>12245137
Not any more outlandish than you finding a woman to have children with.

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>>12244801
Well, your stomach sure is stronger than mine. I admit that I have standards that would rule some configurations out.

>>12245121
>spoiler
I understand that; it's what would bother me the most if I were to fall in love with a man, too.

>> No.12245147

>>12245139
>Well, your stomach sure is stronger than mine.
It has nothing to do with that. If it was something disgusting that isn't usually fetishized in porn, like a vagina with yeast infection or something, I'd naturally be just as disgusted as anyone else.

>> No.12245153

>>12245138

You seem to be rather booty bothered. Are you a trannie?

>> No.12245161

>>12245153
I'm a tentacle monster loli, obviously.

>> No.12245164

>>12245161

Well, reconsider those hormones Anon. They won't change your chromosomes.

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>>12245147
That's not what I meant. My fetishes do not transgress vanilla territory, I really can't deal with vore, for example.

>> No.12245198 [DELETED] 

>>12243708
Filthy normie crossie FAGGOTS.

>> No.12245235

>>12243482
C-cute...

>> No.12245235,1 [INTERNAL] 

thanks based janny

>> No.12245235,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12245235,1
*battlefield vaults over the jan and kicks you in the face*

>> No.12245235,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12245164
killing blow; gay-slayed

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