/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Guten tag, meine kameraden! My name is Hans Ishii. I'm a 33 year old Japanese teutonophile (German culture fan for you foreigners). I drink beer and yodel in the Japanese Alps, and spend my days practicing the hammered dulcimer and enjoying superior German passtimes (nationalism, working, and beer consumption).

I drink with my German beer stein every day, this superior mug is capable of holding exactly one liter of the finest Bavarian stout. I earned my drinking license two years ago and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Saxonian and Bavarian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and the Wehrmacht penal code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Hamburg to attend a prestigious university to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a holocaust scholar for the University of Hamburg!

I own several lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Deutschland, so I can fit in easier. I salute my führer and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!

[Anonymous No.]

>Ishii met his wife Henriette in 1981 and proposed to her three years later at an onsen (hot spring) in Japan, where he yodeled his proposal to her.

Oh god. This man is living his dream so hard.
How did you hear about this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

[Anonymous No.]

Does he collect H&K and Walther guns?

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[Anonymous No.]

post the mexican one

[Anonymous No.]

It must be nice to have ambitions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212436
>being a passive aggressive NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212439
Who are you greening?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have Gensokyo one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212441
it's pretty clear that he's "greening" >>12212436
are you stupid or something?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212505
I see no "being a passive aggressive NEET" there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212514
you asked who he was "greening" not quoting. why don't you calm down and take your crossboarder anger back to your general thread before you get hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212518
>crossboarder

LMAO, just stop

[Anonymous No.]

good luck, Hans

[Anonymous No.]

someone get this crossie outta here before AoC wakes up and starts handing out perma's

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212528
After about 3 years /jp/-only i was hanging out on /sci/ for a week. It was horrible. Now i'm kinda glad for /jp/'s overmoderation since /sci/ has absolutely no moderation at all, which leads to extreme shitposting and makes that board worthless since there are no incentives to even try to answer or ask a question properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212562
I wonder who this could be

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212586
Is it the jews?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12212408
>bavarian stout

Heh. Amateur.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

is this you hans?

[Anonymous No.]

HELLO! Guten Morgen!