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Because last one hit the bump limit.

>> No.12207041
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MY THEORY IS CORRECT

>> No.12207105

Part 3 > Part 5 > Part 2 > Part 1 > Part 4 > Part 6 > Part 8 > Part 7

my opinion is infallible

>> No.12207108

New rule.
If you have a theory on how something works, you have to present it as a haiku.
This rule will be enforced by magical fairies with the ability to cut your balls off if you don't comply.

>> No.12207213

>>12207108
Batorah did it
only made money a bit
was it worth the price?

>> No.12207269

>>12207041
>>12207108
Uhhh champs Umineko's been over for years now, there's no need to be making theories because we know how the story went.

>> No.12207281

>>12207269
It went right down the toilet.

>> No.12207961

So, how much do you think was actually written in the in game mysteries?

The first one was pretty clear, it only had the mystery. In episode 2 we also see the meta, but is this included in the bottle story that all the umineko world people got to read?

Would it be possible to solve the mystery without any of the meta and hints?

>> No.12207973

Today I made my religious trip to the 07th expansion website expecting anything about umineko, only to see more higurashi shit...

>> No.12208177

>>12207961
I think think any of the meta sequences are in the in universe stories.

There's no mention of then, you'd think that in 4 when talking about the message bottles they'd mention that weird dialogue that sometimes happened between Battler and Beatrice in one of them.

So yeah, the mystery would be a lot harder to solve without any of the other elements, and the later games must be very different.

>> No.12208190

>>12207269
But i've never even seen a correct explanation for the boat scene in the magic ending. Not once.

>> No.12208284

>>12208190
It doesn't need to be explained.

It's a prettied up version of Battler and Beatrice's final moments.

Like, why do you think that scene, which obviously exists as an emotional capstone to Battler's character arc, even exists to be solved as some kind of puzzle?

>> No.12208328

>>12208284
It doesn't need to be explained yeah, but if you wonder how umineko ended this knowledge is crucial because it shows you the true ending and final ending in and between the lines. It is very clear to read if you understood enough. Of course it doesn't help solving any riddles on that island.

I thought you people are interested in that real umineko ending?

And no, it's not a prettied up version of something... not at all

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>>12207108
UU UUU UUUU UUU UU-
UU UUU UU UUUU UUU UU UH!
UUUU UUUU Uu uuU UH!-

>> No.12208497

is it really hard
to make a haiku you fags?
why /jp/ so gay?

>> No.12208551

about 6 or 7 months ago i read up to chapter 2 but I was only half sold on it. should I keep on reading or am I just not gonna be into it?

>> No.12208552

>>12208551
Don't bother. If you're not hooked by the first chapter, Umineko's probably not your thing.

>> No.12208563

>>12208552
Not true. The most people get hooked in after the first things happen. And he will know what i mean if he goes far enough. After that he probably won't stop reading that fast.

>> No.12208569

>>12208552
I found the first chapter boring but the later chapters better.

>> No.12208654

>>12208328
>And no, it's not a prettied up version of something... not at all

Uh, yes it is.

>> No.12209740

>>12208654
Well okay. The downing scene was prettied up. But the rest totally not.

>> No.12209747

>>12209740
drowning*

>> No.12209755
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You wake up as Battler.
What do you do next?

>> No.12209914

>>12209755
Grab boobs.

>> No.12209930

What is the rule XYZ of your life? You won't be able to defeat all these meta-witches if you can't even decipher the rule XYZ of your life.

>> No.12210084

>>12209755
-Collect all the rifles on Rokkenjima and dump them into the ocean. Your family would have a hard time killing each other using sticks.
- Find and disarm the bomb.
- Now you have much more time and much less stress to solve the other problems, like finding the gold and help Yasu with her problems.

>> No.12210258

>>12210084
>- Now you have much more time and much less stress to solve the other problems, like finding the gold and help Yasu with her problems.

to find the bomb you
have to find the gold as well
your time is cut short

>> No.12210259

>>12210084
Find the Bomb and Weapons and then find the gold? Wat you haven't read the vn at all. Just talking to one person would be enough but most of you are as incompetent as battler himself. So you won't solve that much as you think.

>> No.12210412

>>12209755
Gather all the family in the parlor and then bring Shannon in. Then tear off her dress to expose her furniture status (Jooji will probably be mad, but he's a fat loser, so just tell Eva to keep him in line). Then tell the rest of them about Yasu's plans, while being sure to smear and laugh at the pathetic Yasu's miserable life while she begs me to kill her. Finally, divide the gold up evenly, give Krauss the headship, swap Rosa a few ingots for Maria, then get on Kinzo's secret subway with my new loli and my new slave and ride off into the sunset.

>> No.12210435

>>12209755
Apologize to Yasu right that instant.

Bam, problem solved.

>> No.12210437

>>12210435
But she already promised Maria.

>> No.12210459

>>12210412
You're a monster

>> No.12210460

>>12210412
implying the parents would be OK with the gold evenly distributed
implying auntie Kyrie won't gun you and everyone else down.

>> No.12210470

>>12210412
ok.. so basically Yasu having a shitty life was the main reason for everything going shit.
Your solution: humiliate Yasu even further.

I fear i have to tell you that even Krauss is a better strategist than you.

>> No.12210749 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.12210754

>>12210412
>Finally, divide the gold

You didn't even understand that the gold itself was the reason the murders happened. Even in the good future where Yasu's dick didn't break, the whole family is murdered anyway.

>> No.12210837

>>12210460
>>12210754
Get them to agree to a plan for division without guns, and only bring them a few ingots as proof instead of taking them all down there. For the most part, they are just like Kinzo's relatives pre-war. Only Eva and Natsuhi care about the headship in the slightest, but since Natsuhi is weaker and will have an aneurism if she gets too angry, just give it to Eva and toss an extra ingot to Krauss.

>>12210470
Yes, it's sad, but completely mindbreaking Yasu might just lead to the best outcome. Presenting her as a murderous monster will unite the Ushiromiya's against a common enemy. She has also given up on life anyway. The only difference is she neither gets to kill the family or just George if she dies.

>>12210459
C'est la vie.

>> No.12210896

>>12210837
what about introducing Yasu to a competent plastic surgeon and after that to a psychologist?
If you could get Battler / George / Jessica to give her some morale backup, she might be able to life a halfway normal life... still it would be the hell to bring her and Natsuhi together.

>> No.12210986

>>12207108
It was the Gohda,
He hungered for love so much,
But settled for blood.

>> No.12211082

>>12210896
If she surrenders the gold, that might work too. Then we don't HAVE to humiliate and absolutely destroy her, but if she starts cackling or enabling Maria then her guts are getting ripped out then and there.

But really, those Ushiromiya vultures are not going to let her out with so much as a single yen, so it probably won't happen.

>> No.12211095

>>12210837
You're completely focused on Yasu even though it's been demonstrated that the slightest thing would set off a mass murder in that family. Kyrie will kill everyone and go for the gold no matter what your retarded ass comes up with, especially if they're genius ideas such as "let's bully the mentally unstable person who has access to a bomb, guns and several millions".

>> No.12211132

>>12211082
As George and Shannon talked in the Manga / VN he mentioned that she already had enough money to be able to quit and do something of her own.
As they obviously paid her two times (Kanon got money, too), Yasu probably wouldn't end up being poor.
Also, Natsuhi and Krauss would probably pay her even more money just to buy her silence about that cliff thing and the shit Kinzo did. (this becoming known would totally ruin the families reputation) And even if not, i can't imagine that Jessica and George, as much as they may be feel betrayed initially about Kanon and Shannon being one, would simply totally drop and abandon Yasu. They WOULD make it clear to her that she hurt them, but i think they would help her nonetheless.

>> No.12211136

>>12211095
Kyrie kills no one for the gold. Eva starts killing, which makes the gold impossible to keep for themselves, so Kyrie kills for the ATM card and blows up the island.

Kyrie is not a deranged serial killer. She will listen to reason.

>> No.12211140

>>12211136
This.

>> No.12211142

Pretty much the only way to stop everything from going to hell is to get everyone off the island and set the bomb to blow.

>> No.12211261

>>12207108
Kawabata is Charon
He wanted all the gold for himself
He finished it with Ange

>> No.12211394

>>12211136
I doubt that Eva starts the killing in every single scenario. In any case it doesn't really matter who shoots first because they will kill each other eventually, as soon as they find themselves in a situation where they could get away with it. I mean it's pretty explicitly shown that they will never reach a consensus on anything. They were close to killing each other over the inheritance. Once the gold is found, it cannot be stopped anymore

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So, does anyone reading any aunt doujin after last thread?

>> No.12211917

>>12211132
>i can't imagine that Jessica and George, as much as they may be feel betrayed initially about Kanon and Shannon being one

Oh man, people still haven't got this yet?
There was never any Shannon and Kanon to begin with, it was just Yasu. Do you think Genji changed costumes and put on makeup to become Ronove? No, it was just Genji the whole time.

Just like George is fat and Jessica can't get a girlfriend because she's probably ugly. The character pictures aren't true representations of the person. Yasu started to have feelings about Jessica after the constant talks they had about her wanting a boyfriend.

There is some seemingly interesting stuff in there if you go back. I think someone found out the murder of Jessica in one episode may have happened after Yasu was rejected for not having a dick.

>> No.12212030

>>12211917
>There was never any Shannon and Kanon to begin with,

Yes there was. They're two different personas Yasu put on.

>> No.12212284

>>12212030
>Yes there was. They're two different personas Yasu put on.

That's her illness. Remember that new persona on that boat scene? The one who tossed battler into the water and leaved with the gold ingot without him after a new persona picked him up later.

>> No.12212287

>>12212284
-after +and later

>> No.12212296

>>12212284
What are you even talking about

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>>12211917

>> No.12212610

>>12212284
I'm sure you could picture it all like that. Yasu and Battler feeling the "Oh our personalities are in a jinx now, better abandon them and create new ones so we can live in solitude".

So you have Battler being Tohya and Yasu being his girlfriend Ikuko. Of course this relies on Battler being allowed to lie, which is hard to tell.

>> No.12212716

Small bombs did it.

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>>12212610

>> No.12212766

>>12212610
>>12212756
It is noted by Lambdadelta that, at one point, Featherine's memory device was damaged, and as a result she suffered a change in appearance and personality. Hanyū's left horn has a distinct crack on the top, strengthening the link between the two.

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>>12212610
>>12212756
>>12212766
Ryukishi07 actually planned for him and Ikuko to get married but changed the plot due to a female staff not liking the idea

>> No.12212842

>>12212820
He should have married Ange. It's not incest if you've created a new persona for yourself.

>> No.12213046

>>12212842
>It's not incest if you've created a new persona for yourself.

That's an argument! But Battler & Beatrice have got revived at the end by Ange's magic. So it's too late

>> No.12213445

>>12210412
Please don't humiliate Yasu! Haven't you ever felt the dread and terror of having an awful secret revealed against your will, one that will make people who you admired hate you and spit at you even though they were friendly just a moment before?

If you really don't feel like trying to save her, can't you just kill her gently and let her rest in peace?

>> No.12214119

>>12213445
Do you not have a penis?

>> No.12214309

>>12214119
You on the other hand doesn't seems to need one since you're already a dick.

Bullying is so wrong. Except if it's to Erika, but that's an exception.

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>>12213046
Ange still has Amakusa and Mamon to choose from.

>> No.12214620

>>12214510
The Mamon part is a bit interesting. She could hardly have been walking around with a stake. What did Mamon represent in Ange's case?

>> No.12214627

>>12214620
You're a goat.

She ``summoned'' Mamon with Maria's diary. Mamon was an imaginary friend of Maria. She just wanted some company and took the same imaginary friend.

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>>12210435
Haruhi lock you up in a timeline worse than Kyon's. You can't apologize until Ryukishi07 wrote 8 episodes worth of Umineko franchise.

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umineko - aka. the VN with the inconsistent and bad story but the music is good
would you read all 8 episodes just because the music is good?

>> No.12214794

>>12214722
>would you read all 8 episodes just because the music is good?
I would. To bad I like the story too.

>> No.12214840

>>12214722
Too bad the story is good if you have a brain to use. Unless you don't like mystery or logic at all or too realistic characters.

>> No.12215109

>>12214722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBH7LYqV6o

How can you enjoy this if you can't enjoy the story with it's BGM?

>> No.12215139

>>12215109
with story you mean the part where the fat guy and the maid met up in ep2 and were brabbling 70% of the episode about love and class difference? sure was thrilling! couldn't wait until they finally die and buttler was licking beato's shoes. or the beginning of ep3 when Ryukishi07 put some pop science like Schröderinger's cat in his story - totally out of place and wrong? ten out of ten, would read again.

>> No.12215175

>>12214840
I wouldn't call dickless crossdressing maid good.

>> No.12215196

>>12215139
Tutorial level for no-brainers was too hard for you i guess.

>> No.12215226

>>12214840
Story was good if you didn't want to use your brain too. That is, if you just read it as a fantasy.

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>>12215139
Have fun in later episodes when the really complicated thing start.

>> No.12215258

>>12215228
i'm not going to waste my time anymore with this bullshit, ep3 is as far as a human being without any mental retardation can go

>> No.12215430

>>12215258
I think you mean the reverse.

Sorry you're too stupid to think things through.

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>> No.12215880

>>12213445
No, I, as Battler, can't kill anyone. Spilling blood is as good as rigging the bomb.

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Episode 6 was the 'wow' episode. People using magic everywhere, Kyrie tag team with Leviathan, Eva transform into loli Eva.

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>>12216352

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>>12215139
Ok, you didn't like it, we get it.

Nobody cares, get out.

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Man, adding pregnant to anything make it funny instead of disturbing.

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Where do all the auntfags gone?

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>> No.12219884

>>12218729
I'm reading through the manga as they are published (very fat ones in phyiscal form). I'm quite enjoying it even without the music.

Was getting late yesterday so I had to stop right after ep3 where Beatrice is about to spill some red truth but is stopped by Ronove. Made me wonder what mistake she was about to say.

Out of the six deaths, there were -

>> No.12219935

>>12219884
It's explained in the VN.

Too much red = Bad for the witch team.

>> No.12220129

>>12219935
Yes, yes, yes. That much is obvious. I was more into what she could possibly have wanted to say at that moment to prevent Battler from claiming they died from something else than the killer.

>> No.12220390

>>12220129
Well Battler was claiming they had died in an accident. Beato got mad and was about to say something to counter it, but Ronove stopped her before she could say it.

Basically Beatrice denying Battler's claim would have won the first twilight skirmish while costing her long term.

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>>12219665
For Mami.

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There was a story of a little girl who wished for magic..

>> No.12221268

>>12207028

me on the left

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>>12221249
Entirely true. Unlike Kyubei, Bern was kind enough to give magical powers free of charge. She's nice like that.

>> No.12221413

>>12221306
Bern gives magical power? To who?

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>>12221413
Dunno.

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Should I learn to read rune or waiting for 4 years?

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>> No.12222279

>>12221413
She's the one who let Ange become a witch.

Or she's the personification of Ange putting off killing herself in a desperate search for a miracle.

Both really.

>> No.12223475

Got a question here. Beato who fight with Battler from ep 1-4. When did this Beato gain magic power for the first time? 1000 years ago or 6 years before

>> No.12223580

>>12223475
Magic does not exist.

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So is holocaust.

>> No.12224723

>>12223475
Golden magic was probably very recently, since the epitath only had been around for 2 years if I remember correctly.

>> No.12225018

>>12222279
>She's the one who let Ange become a witch.

You mean after the witch eva died wich is why ange has that power now right?

>Or she's the personification of Ange putting off killing herself in a desperate search for a miracle.

Bern is a cat.

>> No.12225191

>>12225018
>Bern is a cat.

She's also a cat too, thanks for reminding me of that.

>> No.12225200

>>12225191
No. She is nothing more than a cat.

>> No.12225892

The real question is, is Lambda a cake or a drawing of a cake (on super paper, of course)?

>> No.12225939

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ1LJBTNW2A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoliXwOXzEs

May some kind anon transcribe the dialogue from the first and last tracks of Observer ~Witch who lives~? I tried to find the script/translation for these tracks on google but most of the Umineko community seems to have ignored and forgotten them.

Also, is it bad I prefer Hotarubi Kakeru over Yukari Tamura when it comes to Bern's seiyuu?

>> No.12226235

>>12225200
Wrong.

She's a cat, a witch, an abstract concept all at once because around 2/3rds of Umineko is metaphorical and the remaining 1/3rd might be something real or might not.

>> No.12227037

>>12225892
Lambda seems to be a human who helped Beatrice dealing with some mystery stuff i forgot already. But i never found any answer for Lambda sadly if there is one at all. The only thing someone could assume is that she is Satoko in the real world but that fantasy clue is not enough for that too special solution.

>>12226235
She is a cat. If you make her your fantasy onahole, it's your thing but in reality she stays a cat.

>> No.12227565

>>12227037
Lambda's the personification of achieving your goals through work and Bern is all the various memories of Rika's unhappy days from Higurashi.

Bernkatsel isn't part of Beatrice's fantasy created by the Rokkenjima incident.

>> No.12227593

>>12227565
Bern is the cat of..... wait you didn't read umineko at all. You almost fooled me haha.

>> No.12228084

>>12227593
Yes she's Ikuko's cat, as well.

She's also Rika, and also the personification of unlikely events happening, and also Tohya's thoughts of revealing the truth and also The Witch of Miracles.

She's all of them at once because meta world gonna meta.

>> No.12228287

Lambda is Gohda's witch form. That's why she's so delighted by sweets, and she is so powerful because the cook ultimately has control over what goes into everyone's bodies, a very powerful position.

>> No.12228489

>>12214510
Ange and Mammon is such a cute ship, but it's kind of depressing when you consider what it actually is (Ange loving an imaginary friend, aka waifu).

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[ERROR]

Witches are actually fairies.

>>12207041
Who the hell are you?

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>>12228489
Which one have it rougher then. Calvin or Ange?

>> No.12228624

>>12228590
considering that nobody killed Calvins family when he was six and that he is on fairly OK terms with his mother, i would clearly tend to Ange.

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[ERROR]

>>12228489
same goes for Battler / Beatrice, George / Shannon and Jessica / Kanon, which won't end all too well neither.
The best thing they could accomplish is a "let's stay friends."

>> No.12228656

>>12228566
Gensokyo is the site of the next gameboard between everyone's favorite cute witch and everyone's least favorite cunt witch. Maribel and Renko are drawn into meta by the witches and are forced to finally reach agreement on Maribel's dreams. Are they truly just dreams that don't really exist? The fate of Genkosyo hangs in the balance.

But in a suprise meta-meta-meta-meta twist, Ikuko has been pulling the strings all along! ZUN must take back his gameboard with only the help of Bern, who he gets drunk with. An epic battle between Gaap and Yukari. Reisen punished by the Chiesta Imperial Memorial Troops, but will her madness powers be enough to blue screen them? Quadrillions of fairies swarm against an equal number of goats. Takano and Erika ally and go on a rampage to discredit all the gods. Rika locked in Flandre's basement until she solves the mystery.

The violence spreads to neighboring kakeras. On an even higher meta plane, ZUN's son is tossed off a cliff, transforming it into a girl. Just when all hope seems to be lost, Nitori invents a device to allow Kinzo to teleport in and out of his study. Dlanor's red is destroyed, discrediting the value of red truth and placing the fundamental rules into a state of logic error.

The battle continues.

>> No.12228940

>>12228566
Man, I want to FUCK a fairy.
Especially Lambda

>> No.12229083

The manga is really breathing new life into umineko with so much more pictures than the anime or game managed to squeeze in.

I can't wait for more furniture action.

>> No.12229104

>>12228084
Bern is a cat if you would face reality.

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>>12229104
And she is an angel if you would face Christiany.

>> No.12229368

>>12228656
You have good ideas. I like your ideas.

>> No.12229480

>>12229104
You're the one who doesn't seem to get that there's a difference between the fantasy on Beatrice's gameboard and the "Metaworld"

Battler never concidered the events of that place as not real or fantasy, it was only the magic stuff on Rokkenjima that he opposed.

>> No.12229523

>>12229480
Lambda a cake.

Battler never considered Lambda not a cake. She is cake-like, sweet and full of candy. Lambda is the cakeiest.

Bern ate the Lambda cake but the Lambda cake had chocolate and Bern was sick. Thus Lambda was winning against Bern, but then Bern vomited and she wasn't sick anymore, so she wined. Also Bern loves/hates the Lambda cake and the Lambda cake has a vore fetish so she love Bern too.

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>>12221306
But same as Kyubey, she is also the one who drive her into despair.

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>>12230423
Not to mention the similiarity of witches. Here Battler become Madokami.

>> No.12230521

Need more Rosa abuse. I'm not into guro, but seeing Beato and MARIA have the stakes pin her through the joints to a wall and raped and eaten by goats repeatedly is something I might enjoy.

>> No.12230613

>>12230423
Bern did nothing wrong. She just gave some magical powers to Ange. Not her fault if Ange couldn't handle it. It's not Bern's job to babysit all the children she comes across.

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I wonder if , would a someone other than Eva have survived and raised Ange, would her life have been different? Or wouldn't that have made any difference?

>> No.12231169

>>12230667
Rosa would have left her with the Sumaderas. Maria could not have gotten custody of her. Natsuhi or Krauss might be fine, but they wouldn't have the skills to deflect guilt and would likely end up in jail. Jessica would not know how to raise a child. Hideyoshi would have raised her to be even fatter. George would end up molesting her and killing himself. The servants would, of course, have no right to her. Dead Kinzo would make a better father than Live Kinzo, but not by much.

Also, everyone except maybe Hideyoshi and George (who have Okanogi to hire the Yamainu to protect them) would be assassinated for Ange's money.

>> No.12231241

>>12229480
>You're the one who doesn't seem to get that there's a difference between the fantasy on Beatrice's gameboard and the "Metaworld"

Who cares for that. Bern is a cat. Fantasy and Metaworld are not relevant. Bern is a cat.

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>> No.12231523

So, there is one thing that I somehow never really understood.
Battler is, after the first arc, seen in the Meta-World with Beatrice, right? Then during the next arc he is there and also on Rokkenjima. In which way are those two Battlers connected? Are there "two" Battlers during a game? If not, can Battler 'control' the one in Rokkenjima?

>> No.12231675

>>12231523
Just read it for yourself.

>> No.12232111

>>12209755
Fuck Yasu, crisis averted.

>> No.12232275

The real story of how Rollenjima really went down:

Battler: "Holy shit, six people just got killed! We need to stick together! Alright, where is everybody? Maria, Jessica, Krauss, Eva, Rosa... Wait a minute, where the fuck is Kanon?"
Shannon: "umm, he's... Doing laundry..."
Genji: "Yes, Kanon is dealing with the issue of clothing at the moment."
Battler: "What the hell is he doing laundry for at a time like this?! Alright, let's move as a group to go find him."
Eva: "Waaa, my Jooji and his negro father! I'm going to go throw myself down a well in despair"

After failing to find Kanon, Battler and Rosa keep the entire remaining family and servants (except Eva, who jumped down the well) in a single room. The listen to Kumasawa tell bullshit ghost stories, Maria do that creepy laugh thing, and Shannon talk about Beatrice until the bomb went off.

A day later, Miyo Takano (retired from the military and domestc terrorism) hit a deranged crackpot homeless guy with her car. He reminded her of a similar boy she hit with her car three years prior and decided to keep him as a pet and use him to tear the delusion of the witch off we pedestal in a bizarre way that involved glorifying her the destroying her.

>> No.12232278

Next time when there's a mansion mystery incident, just remember, the maid/servant/butler is always the one behind it, especially seemingly twin maids.

>> No.12232332
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>>12232275
Alternate view.

>>12231495
wtf?

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the many uses of duct tape:

>> No.12232952

>>12232626
What's going on there? Is Yasu using duct tape to strap his massive balls back so and keep his fake tits aligned in a bikini?

>> No.12233762
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It's obvious that what happened was that Battler solved the Epitaph, got Shannon to love him again and George tried to kill Battler but ended up killing the entire family by accident. He kept going from room to room trying to find Battler with a large knife, but scared whomever was in the room and then had to kill that person to shut him up.

George kept killing until he got to his mother, he was unable to bet her as she gave him a roundhouse kick and ran away through Okonogi's helicopter.

When Battler found out what happened after he finished having his two day long sex session with Shannon, he found Maria dressed as Beatrice telling him that the bomb will explode.He ran away with one of the gold he left at the underground submarine where he fucked Shannon, which explains why George was unable to find Battler, and ran away. Due to Battler's incompetent driving abilities, he drowned in the water.

The end.

Years later, Ange fucked her teacher after hearing about Shion's gossip and got kicked out of St. Lucia so she could become a pirate. She spent the rest of her days solving crime with Pirate Erika.

>> No.12233926

>>12232275
That's what would have happened if Yasu hadn't recruited accomplices.

>> No.12234054
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>>12233762
Implying Shannon let Battler score..

>> No.12234450

>>12229480
Magic is not real

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>>12234450

>> No.12234780
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>>12230457
Madoka Battler.

>> No.12238936

>>12231523
That was strange to me too. Meta-Battler exerted much less influence in subsequent games. Maybe Beato lessened his control after he pulled that `it's not my turn, so imma just sleep on the couch until someone gets killed so I can cry under the meta table.'

>> No.12239021

Help /jp/! I have a week to live and my only regret is not having solved Umineko. I need a definate answer immediately or I will die miserable!

>> No.12239054

>>12239021
It was his sled!

If you want a more complete answer, as the faggot Yasu yourself when you get to hell.

>> No.12239060

Don't you guys ever get tired of talking about shit?

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>>12239021
It was the same people who killed 2Pac, Biggie, JFK, and Micheal Jackson.

>> No.12239144

>>12239060
/jp/: Kancolle, idols and Touhou.

The answer is of course, no.

>> No.12239917

>>12239021
I'll only tell you if you are NOT dying due to killing yourself.

>> No.12240153

>>12239021
You only die if you pick trick.

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>>12239021
I will tell you after you take picture of Halley comet.

>> No.12240830

>>12240805
>Halley last appeared in 1986
Coincidence?

>> No.12241340

The tale of the most impassioned fanfiction flame war to ever disgrace the internet.

>> No.12241389

>>12231523
Yasu present Battler with EP1 and challenged him to solve it. He failed, so she showed another. After he failed that one, she forced him at gun point into the ocean on the boat to die and let the bomb go off. This is shown in EP2 meta as Battler becoming furniture and dying.

>> No.12242431

>>12240830
...

>> No.12244031
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Does Ryukishi07 put any other Touhou reference other than Jessica?

>> No.12244112

>>12244031
Gaap says that Lambda's mess in EP5 cousin's room could only be done by a 495 year old witch, implicating Flandre.

Can't think of any more.

>> No.12244134

>>12244031
>>12244112
Yes, I think that's all.

It tends to reference stuff besides just the Japanese doujin scene, like Agatha Christie novels, Divine Comedy, Magic: the Gathering, etc.

>> No.12244864

>>12244112
I don't remember that.

>> No.12244937

>>12244112
I think Gaap might be based on Yukari.

>> No.12244973

>>12244134
So, it took 169 replies and 47 image replies for a post end in 34 to appear.
169 = ((4*4)-3) * ((4*4)-3)
47 = 4 and (4+3)
Fucking Lamda at work.

>> No.12245039

>>12244973
Hold you ass:

1+2+(2*4)+4+9+7+3 = 34

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>>12245039
1+2*2/4+5+0+3*9 = 34
That bitch is laughing somewhere

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>>12234054
smoking in bed
what if Natsuhi sees this
that's not how the heir of the family should behave.

>> No.12247330

>>12224446
Hittler : Million of human of specific race can't be died of coincidence. Acknowledge me as Fuhrer and Holocaust as my doing
Battler : [blue] lighning struck and roast million of Jews. It was a coincidental work of nature!

>> No.12247332

>>12244973
>>12245039
>>12245094
>>12247330
what the fuck is wrong with you people

>> No.12248046
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Seems like a happily married couple to me. Why is Beatrice so perfect?
Also, how does the manga compare to the VN? Seems to have nice art, better than the anime at least.

>> No.12248062

>>12248046
How many chapters remain to finish the entire seacats mango?

>> No.12248283

>>12248062
See
>>12221602

>> No.12248452

>>12221602
The waiting's not so bad. I've been reading the Yen Press release of Higurashi for 6 years.

>> No.12248630

Battler against this kid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakakibara_Seito

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>>12248630
Forgot pic

>> No.12249274

>>12248630
It's cool that he was not only released almost immediately but also nobody even knows his real name so theres absolutely no way to defend against him when he inevitably beheads some kid again

>> No.12249413

I wish we'd gotten to see Yasu plotting the murders. I liked the part in Higurashi where Keiichi plots the fat brute's death.

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>>12244031

>> No.12250661

Call me an idiot if you will but like half the riddles in episode 8 are fucking hard as shit.
How do they expect a six year old to do this?

>> No.12250710

>>12250661
she has eva helping her

(tl note eva is the most intelligent sibling)

>> No.12252918
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"It is not safe being in Rokkenjima. Take this"

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>>12252918

>> No.12253266

Cumming in Bernkastel's mouth!

>> No.12255064

>>12253266
I read that doujin even before watching the animu. At that point, I only know about Umineko from a manga article in a newspaper.

>> No.12255077

>>12255064
>>12253266
I don't remember that doujin, what was the cover?

>> No.12255522

The best Umineko doujin is the one where Beato teaches Maria about sex by summoning a penis for herself and fucking both Maria and Asmodeus.

>> No.12256334

Finally finished this shit, god damn.
Episode 8 had a happy ending. It wasn't the best ending for sure, but at least it's a happy one. About god damn time Ange realized that sometimes the truth isn't worth knowing.
If there's one thing my experience with this series taught me it's that Violet/dark blue-haired girls are pure evil and blonde is best.

>> No.12256903

>>12255077
There is to few Umineko dj in sadpanda. Looking at all of them won't hurt.

>> No.12257856

>>12207028
THE STORY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

>> No.12257915

Is Bern secretly support Germany? I mean, there was 1954 and on Tuesday we have that massacre.

>> No.12257923
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>>12228940
Lambdadelta is the sexiest witch.

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>>12228287
It's scary how that almost makes sense..

>> No.12258040

>>12257923
I wish there were more art of Lambda.

Also I wish there were doujins. Like maybe one with Lambda getting impregnated over and over again by pigs. And Lambda starts liking it and then worships the pig as his master. Also, Lambda and Battler making love on top of dead Beatrice/dead Ange.

Lambda fills the whole room with sweets, even his dick and then she eats dick. Needless to say she becomes sexy

>> No.12258086

>>12257923
Cumming in Lambdadelta's ass!

>>12258040
Disgusting.

>> No.12258139

>>12258086
Lambda is so cute, lovely and sexy.

10/10 witch.

Her womb must taste delicious.

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>>12258086
>Cumming in Lambdadelta's ass!
I still have two copies of that one doujinshi, if someone want to buy it.

>>12258040
Hot

>> No.12258449
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If real-world Beatric is nerly killed by Battler in end of episode 4, does it mean piece-Beatrice in episode 5( in this picture) is semi-controlled by Lambda?

Also, that doujin where Jessica get mind broken in 2 panel because she protect the doujin itself from turning into yaoi. Well, granted she was fucked by Asmodeus of Lust.

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Also, isn't 'chicken and egg' problem needs to follow a pattern that is 'a is needed for b to occur but b is also needed for a to occur'? Could somebody explain why mackerel call this a 'chicken and egg' problem?

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>>12258494
Chicken is 'confessing your love'
Egg is 'find that they love you'

It goes like this : One won't confess their love if they are not sure the other party love thy. But how could you know wheter they love you or not if you don't confess?

>> No.12259401

>>12258533
Reminds me of my school days. Girl I have a crush on was doing a survey about love and asked me if I had a crush on anyone, and then followed up with "Oh really? Who? Come on tell me!".

Shame I was such a wuss back then that I just refused to say anything. It was a perfect time to actually confess.

>> No.12259892

>>12259401
I was the opposite. I confessed to my crush and she said "maybe I'll go out with you when you lose some weight and get plastic surgery, hahaha, loser". Lolies are crueler than many think.

I empathize with Yasu's fear of brutal rejection.

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>>12259892

>> No.12262294

Maria did it with magic.

>> No.12262635

>>12262294
No, Maria did it with boyfriend.

(Her boyfriend is me.)

>> No.12262667
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Finished Chiru not long ago.

Rosa is awesome!

>> No.12262754

So, is Hideyoshi the most combat-less among those who get trapped in Rokkenjima?

>> No.12263513

>>12262635
Stop posting this shit.

>> No.12263592

>>12212820
This image is completely crap.

All the servants have grey pendants. Not just Shannon and Kanon.

Does that mean *all* servants can't have relationships?
No, it's just that they are furniture, bellow humans in status and rank.

>> No.12264591

>>12263592

Show other servants with that pendant. No fantasy personas or anything like that.

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>>12264591
Here's Runon, a character mentioned in ep 1 and in ep 4 as she and other servants talk to the press about what happened on the island.
Shannon and Kanon were basically the only servants on the island at the time. Everyone one was off duty or on vacation, as mentioned in ep 4.

All the servants have grey pendant.

>> No.12265194

>>12264993
But Runon is furniture. That's why she's Lucifier's vessel. Kinzo made all the servants into nullos and trapped their souls. This was stated very early on. Did you even read Umineko?

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>>12263592
What is that [] thingy?

>> No.12265528

>>12265517
Invisibility powers.
Funny that you can see it for some reason.

>> No.12265650

>>12264993
If you have read Umineko, you should'nt ignore the color topic about furniture and stuff.

>> No.12266168

>>12263513
I am Maria's boyfriend.

>> No.12266218

I read Umineko for the occultism. Are there any other occult VNs without moe stuff?

>> No.12266996

>>12266218
Demonbane
Muv Luv
G Senjou no Maou
Mirai Nikki

>> No.12267006

>>12266996
Stop spoonfeeding.

>> No.12267028

>>12266996
>>12266218
divi dead is the most realistic occult VN i've played so far

>> No.12267031

>>12265517
alt 0173

>> No.12267033

>>12267028
Stop spoonfeeding.

>> No.12267069

>>12266996
I don't think you know what occult means. Just because it has a few characters that have the names of goetic demons in it does not mean it is occult. At least Umineko touches upon some basic magical stuff (thoughtforms and their creation, synchronicities, etc.) and other series like Shin Megami Tensei go even further.

>> No.12267082 [DELETED] 

>>12267069
shhhh, he's trolling dumbass, but that newfag probably already saved this list and left so it's ok

how do you think muv luv is remotely occult lol?

the other "spoonfeeding" guy is trolling too

damn jp is meta

>> No.12267086

>>12267082
Stop explaining the joke, retard.

>> No.12267088

>>12267086
ok ^_^

>> No.12267093

>>12267086
I already knew he was trolling, faggot, I just wanted to wank outside of /x/ ;_;

>> No.12267096

>>12267093
Cover's blown, nobody cares, go away.

Keep occultism occult.

>> No.12267112

>>12267096
>>12267093
there's really no good occult books, movies, or visual novels

you'd think they could at least make something semi realistic, like a slow burn thriller, that isn't blown out of proportion hollywood style, but no.

>> No.12267119

>>12267112
Nobody cares you chuu2 faggot, this is a Umineko thread.

Go post in /x/ muh alium thread.

>> No.12267124

>>12267119
what the hell is chuu2

>> No.12267126

>>12266996
05ra5 n5225
06e
Sorry, trying >>12267031 kept my numlock on.

>> No.12267132

>>12267119
Jeez. Be kind to other board visitor.

>>12267093
That sticky in /x/ is awfully lot. I gain some crazy things like >>12248630

>> No.12267135

>>12267132
No, that goes against the Jay spirit. I won't listen to you.

>> No.12267140

>>12267119
dude I'm not even from /x/, I was trolling him too

>> No.12267983

>>12258040
>Lambda fills the whole room with sweets, even his dick
>his duck
>dick

>> No.12268245

>>12267983
Lambda needs to lick my dick, because she's so cute.

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Someone explain me what is happening here?

>> No.12269798

>>12269129
The chess theme in Umineko didn't even make sense. I thought it was supposed to be metaphorical but they were literally playing chess and Lambda's panties are on me

>> No.12269802

>>12269129
Different series bub. Also Schneizel can't play chess for shit and Lelouche was too much of a pussy to call him out on it or die

>> No.12269804

>>12269802
>Lelouche
The extra 'e' makes it doubly western.

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>you walk to your living room and see this

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>>12269129
Sometimes you've gotta...

flip the chessboard

>> No.12269809

>>12269805
I ask her who she is quoting.

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>you walk in your house and see this person

>> No.12269835

>>12269831
I ask her again who she is quoting.

>> No.12269846

>>12269805
>>12269831
[x] rape the witch

>> No.12269855

>>12269831
Why are you so WEIRD?

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>this person walks in your room

>> No.12269866

>>12269862
Feed her my candy.

>> No.12269894

>>12269862
Hide my boner.

>> No.12269910

>>12269894
In her vagina?

>> No.12269918

>>12269910
Exactly!

>> No.12269927

>>12269918
She's still too young for that.

>> No.12269957
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>>12269927
Daijobu, I will be gentle. I don't want to ruin her perfect tiny pussy

>> No.12270030

>>12269957
Rosa brings boyfriends over and passes out so often that Maria's vagina is as loose as a common whore's.

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>>12270030
Great, I can fuck her rough then! I will even ravage her anus.

But the best would be a mother-daughter threesome

>> No.12270221

>>12269129
Try look in wiki articles on chess variation. There are things like this:

Fairy" Chess — Chess with a bigger board and additional pieces, such as an Archbishop (a Knight/Bishop combo), and a Chancellor (a Knight/Rook combo)

Cold War Chess: Played on a standard board in standard configuration. No captures are allowed until one of the kings has been placed in check.

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>>12269807
I bet 2 internets that witches are behind these mind screw chess variations.

From wiki : Parallel Worlds Chess: a 3D variant using three boards, each player commands two armies, capturing either enemy king wins. The middle board is a sort of "twilight zone" obeying its own rules.

Reincarnation Chess: by Philip M. Cohen; a captured piece can turn into a zombie, then reincarnate back into the game as a normal piece if captured again.

>> No.12270278

/jp/ - chess and 34s

>> No.12270470
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Balls deep inside 34's slimy witch pussy!

>> No.12271154

>>12270470
Do you think Auau~ and Tohya write erotica of their witches?

>> No.12271628
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>you're having a nice day and then this person starts talking to you

>> No.12272227

>>12271628
I hate it. Lion is such an irritating, arrogant little shithead. I'm glad it's dead and never existed.

>> No.12272238

>>12271154
I want to do erotic things with my sweet Auau~

>> No.12272363

>>12269809
>>12269835
She's using the Green Truth, idiot.

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>you're walking down the street and you see this

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>>12272525
Beat the shit outta the witch and DP her with my nigga Battler.

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>>12272532
but Beato did nothing wrong

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>>12272535
Why is Gaap so ugly?
She could have been cute without those stupid clothes.

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>>12272544
Gaap is not ugly. She is a pure maiden with an angelic smile

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>>12272525
Who are you quoting?

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>you're walking down the hallway and suddenly..

>> No.12273127

>>12273124
Reverse gangbang?

>> No.12273138

>>12273124
Kill Gertrude, fuck Dlanor, marry Cornelia.

>> No.12273215

>MUH TRUTH
Why is Ange so annoying

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>>12273215
First half of Umineko
>ONLY THE REAL TRUTH MATTERS!
Second half of Umineko
>IT'S OKAY TO BE A DELUSIONAL FUCKWIPE JUST B URSELF :)

>> No.12273264

Few realized this, but Beatrice is actually Jessica and Jessica is Yasu's twin sister.

There are a few obvious hints, like Jessica dressing up as a witch in her band. Not to mention how clear it is both are blonde and Battler want her boobs.

You can also see it in how in the meta world it is always Beatrice and Battler and some trash monsters, which mirrors the real world where it usually was Jessica and Battler in the same room with some extra unimportant people. We can all agree on George = Goat at least.

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>>12273264
>We can all agree on George = Goat at least.

How's that?

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I am NOT going to read through this whole thread, I can tell without even looking that it's going to be nothing but shitflinging at theories

I just came here to tell you all how hard Erika makes my dick

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>>12273409
Your hard dick is allegorical.

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>>12273422
My boner is a symbol of how much I want to fuck a restrained Erika

>> No.12273432

>>12273429
In which hole?

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>>12273432
Vagina
Gotta leave her mouth free so that I can hear her bitch at me the whole time.
Besides, she'd probably bite, and whilst that's pretty kinky, it'd also be damn painful

>> No.12273473

>>12271628
In manga Lion look more like male.

>> No.12273481

>>12273473
The manga is generally more straight forward with everything intentionally. Lion looks more male because Lion IS male

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>you're going to the bathroom and run into this person

>> No.12273865 [DELETED] 

>>12273843
Who are you quoting?

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Why is George always naked in these comics?

>> No.12274475

>>12273898
Georgee is a good guy

>> No.12274622

>>12273843
Hug her and make her sit on my lap.
Feel her sweet ass rubbing against my boner as I caress her meaty thighs

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>>12274622
She just wants the truth. Someone give her the truth

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>>12274697
I will give her the T.
Lot of sticky hot cum pouring inside her womb

>> No.12274749

Ange with the Paperweight of Mammon inside her!

>> No.12274971

>>12274697
The truth is she's a dumb bitch for even listening to anything Bern has to say in the first place

>> No.12275139

>>12274971
>>12274749
>>12274727
/jp/ loves Ange

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>>12275139
I love her boobs, her meaty ass and thighs. She looks so soft...

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ange is love

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>>12275184
>feelio when I haven't seen my step-sister in 15 years.
Maybe she's as hot as Ange, now.

>> No.12275193

>>12275139
Loves her body, maybe. Everything else about her is insufferable.

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Bump limit again.
Should we make a new thread to talk about Ange's ass some more?

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>>12275228
Go ahead.

>> No.12275240

>>12275233
Alrighty
>>12275238

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>>12270470

>>12212842
http://www.mangawindow.com/manga/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni-omeshiage-battler-san-doujinshi/v1/c0/16

>> No.12278007

I will take this from another thread

Welp.
Waste too fucking much time on this garbage

accident happens, childs genitals are mutilated. Genji raises the boy as a girl. Kinzo dies, then Genji gave a bunch of bombs to the batshit insane tranny with imaginary friends. Tranny then decides to kill everyone and blow up the island, becuase 3 personas love 3 different people, rather than choose (or even let them know), Yasu just opts to kill everyone. Then with a catbox, where these people apparently all exist together. Everyone is happy.

That was such a interesting premise, went straight to confusing shit after chapter 4, but even 4ep was pretty weak and full of filler.

Don't tell me that this is actually considered good here.

>> No.12278010

>>12278007
Also if someone want to defend this plot, then please tell me Yasu "true motive".
They said at the end of 4ep, that it is a Battler sin, that people are dying on this island.

What Battler done? Made a silly promise to Shannon/Kanon/Beatrice/Whatever but she/he/it stick to this like a deadly serious marriage proposal?
Wasn't this Natsuhi sin, for fucking pushing child from the cliff?
Wasn't this Kinzou sin for literally fucking his daughter?
And yet they said that everything is Battler fault?

Also there are plot holes on every corner, I cant accept, that George is just a beta faggot and never realised, that something is wrong with Shanon. But how Natsuhi and Krauss never realised THAT ONE OF THEY SERVANTS IS NOT EXISTING?
Well fuck, for years there was never moment when they said "hey all servants, I have instructions for all of you, please come here"? How they hired Kanon in the first place, when he is Shanon?

And characters motives are so silly inconsistent. I don't know how Battler could even accept what Yasu done and went "ah ok s-sorry for what I dont, I am perfect ok with you killing my family".
Or for example, Shannon suffered because of false hope, that Battler remember his promise.
On the other hand Battler is telling Ange, that it's better for her to live with false hope, that maybe some of family survived so she should not learn the truth.

tl;dr
this story is fucking mess

>> No.12279431

>>12278010
>What Battler done? Made a silly promise to Shannon/Kanon/Beatrice/Whatever but she/he/it stick to this like a deadly serious marriage proposal?
What's surprising about this? Yasu was as crazy as her father and grandafther combined.

>> No.12279918

>>12274697

Well she found out the truth

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