The one disease Yamame can't give you is erectile dysfunction.

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Anonymous Wed Jun 11 17:54:22 2014 No.12189201 [Reply] [Original]

The one disease Yamame can't give you is erectile dysfunction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 18:02:13 2014 No.12189216 File: 1.86 MB, 1650x1900, 42835261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If anything, the venom of phoneutria fera does the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 18:05:29 2014 No.12189221 File: 134 KB, 900x1440, 1138fb57614c9c2b9949ed2ad254d279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 18:27:10 2014 No.12189242 File: 369 KB, 700x990, 41758275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Erectile dysfunction isn't a disease. But I get your point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 19:37:58 2014 No.12189310 File: 355 KB, 800x1075, 43218700_big_p0 censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this scanned anywhere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 19:43:37 2014 No.12189315 Because it's a neurological disorder, isn't it? It could be aggravated by disease or sickness, but not caused by it also, she is a gross fatbody spider

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 20:53:05 2014 No.12189382 >>12189310 No, but it's on melonbooks dl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 21:04:47 2014 No.12189393 File: 1.17 MB, 1608x2394, 42862138.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12189382 If the artist drew her with hair downstairs I might have bought it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 22:03:44 2014 No.12189477 >>12189393 >>12189310 >>12189382 If it's not her and Kisume raping other Touhous then I don't want it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 22:22:54 2014 No.12189510 >>12189242 She'll be getting your point soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 09:10:59 2014 No.12190255 >>12189315 She's not fat, she's just hiding some legs.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Thu Jun 12 13:31:25 2014 No.12190639 File: 382 KB, 800x1067, 1323392049469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 14:21:46 2014 No.12190759 File: 256 KB, 600x800, 28005315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12189201 >>12190639 I love this artist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 20:44:21 2014 No.12193851 File: 452 KB, 710x918, 636f4bb92d936c83b26bfed2e119efd4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12189201 I wanna get mono from Yamame!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 20:56:51 2014 No.12193873 I have nothing against spiders as long as they are not invading my space. I just wanted to let you guys know.

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Anonymous Fri Jun 13 22:13:06 2014 No.12194040
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>>12193873
Spiders can be pretty cool at times and I usually let them hang around as long as they don't get in anyone's way. They keep to themselves and kill the really annoying bugs like flies or mosquitoes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 22:17:54 2014 No.12194050 >>12194040 >They keep to themselves and kill the really annoying bugs like flies or mosquitoes. Yeah, this is why I like spiders. They cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 22:39:20 2014 No.12194109 File: 489 KB, 550x400, arachnophobia.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12194040 They used to spook me when I was younger, now the worst I'll do to a spider is catch it and put it outside if it's getting into high traffic areas of the house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 01:53:47 2014 No.12194525 File: 313 KB, 800x600, 14694745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12193851 From kissing? You want to kiss a diseased spider? She'll give you more than just mono.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:28:07 2014 No.12194585 File: 712 KB, 900x1200, af96f7cffb8eec23fbe9ebf7eeee6d64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12194525 >She'll give you more than just mono. I hope it's lots of love and eventually children.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:30:48 2014 No.12194589 File: 448 KB, 1000x823, 10a8ffcea63bcc732a0102ef2e9d6549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12194525 She can control diseases, right? Then she could ensure a loved one would be disease-free for as long as she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:34:17 2014 No.12194592 File: 494 KB, 990x700, 31f65a70149a4195e06fc6609ccdd0f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12193873 What if she decided to invade your space while you're in bed?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:37:08 2014 No.12194597 >>12189201 its a condition, not a disease learn the diff, it could save your life lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:48:12 2014 No.12194614 File: 583 KB, 1085x700, ffdfe4c29778b7af41b80d307fa4d3a9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yamamamers is such a cute.

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Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:13:04 2014 No.12194649
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>>12194585
What do you have that would make Yamame want to make you the father of her children? Some male spiders give gifts to the female. Some do dances. Some spiders have their sexual organ torn off and inserted inside the female. Some even willingly get eaten by the female and try to impale themselves on her fangs.

What about you?

Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:19:21 2014 No.12194661
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>>12194649

- Love and affection in return.
- I, too, enjoy warm, dark places and can offer this.
- Steady job to afford continual gifts.
- Sex toys if she really wants to simulate that torn off sex organ thing.
- Endless supplies of feeding crickets from pet stores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:20:33 2014 No.12194663 >>12194661 Oh, and I promise not to eat our young if she promises the same. Although we may need to avoid being eaten by our young.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:21:22 2014 No.12194665 >>12194649 I'd dance for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:24:18 2014 No.12194667 File: 165 KB, 393x394, 39898932_big_p18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12194661 Sounds normal. >>12194665 What type of dance?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 04:08:53 2014 No.12194705 >>12194667 >What type of dance? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNjCQO4IupI

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 05:19:16 2014 No.12194773 I'd like a thousand and one nights style story with a captured human and yamame, with each night her interest in conversation and story proving greater than her hunger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 08:40:40 2014 No.12195008 >>12194705 >Not tarantella

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 08:43:25 2014 No.12195011 >>12189201 fattest 2hu next to letty die spider.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 09:06:28 2014 No.12195031 >>12189201 Joke's on you, I already have ED from antidepressants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 09:41:49 2014 No.12195071 >>12194773 woah, nice idea, dude

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Jun 14 15:43:26 2014 No.12195973
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>>12194040
I let them hang around as long as they aren't poisonous, like brown recluses.

>>12194592
Inject my sticky, white poison inside her womb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:00:48 2014 No.12196037 File: 722 KB, 700x990, 1d07ab30cdfc229b594c592a65bc8878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Show me the goods!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:13:55 2014 No.12196064 File: 32 KB, 650x436, 603297_The-NBC-gear-used-by-the-Belgian-Army.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12194589 I like to think that she can't help it and if a human wants to hang out with her he'd need a full NBC suit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:54:15 2014 No.12196336 File: 766 KB, 950x1000, 08b10bbe5bc628acf678eaeeddbfe82d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lewd

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 18:28:58 2014 No.12196415 File: 873 KB, 1300x1400, 1371225183678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12196408 Subtle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:49:03 2014 No.12196733 File: 251 KB, 588x882, Yamame of Izalith.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you put an end to her curse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 21:31:08 2014 No.12196841 >>12196733 I'd feed her souls until we became friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 04:05:45 2014 No.12197957 >>12196415 >Subtle What is it if not a penis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 10:23:24 2014 No.12200482 >>12196352 Goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 10:31:58 2014 No.12200501 File: 272 KB, 600x848, 1401549099994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewdest spider.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 10:38:52 2014 No.12200513 File: 1.10 MB, 1217x900, scary yamame.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12196733

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 10:39:40 2014 No.12200516 >>12196733 >Would you put an end to her? Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 10:40:39 2014 No.12200519 File: 369 KB, 800x553, 1393246263365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12200516 Rude!

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:43:55 2014 No.12201255
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People like to point out how her outfit resembles a spider. It' also really practical though: not only can her dress accommodate an abdomen without tearing if she goes spider mode, it also has straps to avoid flipping up when she's hanging upside-down! Such clever little creatures...

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:04:25 2014 No.12201280

>Arachnophobic
>Have a cute girl over for dinner one night
>See a cockroach in the kitchen
>Oh god the girl I brought home is going to think I'm disgusting
>Spiderbro darts out from under the cabinets and grabs it
>I freak out and go to stomp on him
>He looks up at me
>I hesitate
>He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me
>Alright, fine, he can stay
>He killed bugs for me all year. Hell, he killed other spiders for me too
>I would drop bits of meat on the floor for him to eat
>We became fast friends
>Dark and stormy night
>Burglars break into my flat
>Tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun and points it at my face
>Prepared to die
>Look up
>Spiderbro is on the ceiling
>Drops onto burglar's face, bites his eye
>Burglar freaks out and starts flailing around
>I grab the gun
>Girlfriend calls the cops
>Police come, arrest burglars
>I spend the next day looking for spiderbro
>No sign of him
>Check his home, see a pile of roaches he killed and wrapped up, never ate them just killed them for me
>Spiderbro gave his life for me
>Never forget

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:17:33 2014 No.12201305 >>12201280 This never fails to make me really sad. Stop posting it, damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:29:58 2014 No.12201319 File: 79 KB, 560x504, 1370899276849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4u6SEZlbPs /jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:48:21 2014 No.12201992 File: 182 KB, 1038x870, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12201319 Just leave the background white you twat.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 04:19:55 2014 No.12202051

>>12200516
Be careful with that. Sometimes spider monsters are full of smaller spider monsters.

/jp/, would you still love Yamame if you knew there were dozens of chibi Yamames crawling around inside her, waiting to burst free upon her death or grievous injury?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 04:21:04 2014 No.12202054 >>12202051 Set her on fire. Problem solved.

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