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If I tell the doctor I have no friends and all I do is play video games and watch chinese cartoons can I get diagnosed?

>> No.12187216

>>12187205
Anon, wouldn't you like to travel and see the rest of the world instead of staying inside of your room for years on end?

>> No.12187219
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>>12187205
He just told me that I'm a verily introverted person, and it seems that it's almost useless to socialize, therefore you should spend more time with nature.

>> No.12187220

>>12187216
>travel
Only rich people can do that. Is op rich?

>> No.12187232

>>12187219
Wanna go on a hiking trip out in the mountains with me this summer?
There's nothing like being one with nature and adventure.

>> No.12187236

I got diagnosed, but I still can't figure out how to make bucks. In fact, all the diagnosis has done for me is make me pay for expensive meds and therapy, so I stopped.

>> No.12187237

>>12187216
Why do people say this?
It's so expensive to travel the world.

>> No.12187240

>>12187220
If he was rich he wouldn't be asking for autismbux, dork.

>> No.12187243

>>12187240

DUH exactly my point, dumbbell.

>> No.12187250 [DELETED] 

I wanted to get autismbux, but my mom told my therapist I don't show any signs of burgers (even though I do) because she's in denial and wants to pretend I'm normal.

>> No.12187252

>>12187250
It's okay, not everyone can be a special snowflake.

>> No.12187252,1 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/6SuvG7t.png

>/jp/

>> No.12187259

>>12187216
Why go through all the stress and hassle of making money, using airports, dealing with secruity and all that shit, when I can watch ray mears or david attenborough on youtube and go on safari from the comfort of my chair

>> No.12187265

>>12187259
David Attenborough on youtube?
Disgusting, that's an injustice.

>> No.12187265,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187252,1
I don't get the fad with these big nerd glasses.
I like the ones that make a person look older and wiser.

>> No.12187265,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187265,1
i dont like glasses in general because i cant afford them

>> No.12187269

>>12187259
Just watch PBS.

>> No.12187269,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187265,2
They're free

>> No.12187269,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187252,1
I don't know what to make of people like this.
You'd think that they exist only in fiction.
They are unironically making a parody of themselves.

>> No.12187269,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187269,1
fuck you dude i told you theyre like $150

>> No.12187269,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187252,1
Those aren't even "computer glasses".

>> No.12187269,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187269,4
Shut your fucking mouth kid.

>> No.12187269,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187269,5
Don't call me "kid".
I have 2 of my own, something a permavirg like you would know nothing about.

>> No.12187318

>>12187236
What kind of meds?

>> No.12187318,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187269,6
Can I go out with your daughter?

>> No.12187318,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187269,6
i heard that when wearing diapers girls poop goes into her vagina and you need to get it out with your finger

did you ever do that
how slippery was she
please describe how it felt inside of her vagina

>> No.12187336

>>12187318
I forgot because I stopped paying for them. That being said, I'm pretty sure autismbucks are just a myth.

>> No.12187336,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187269,6
im going to gut your children

>> No.12187336,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187269,6
You must make a very bad parent.

>> No.12187336,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187318,2
please respond

>> No.12187336,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187318,2
Girls don't poop, moron.

>> No.12187336,5 [INTERNAL] 

How do I get a daughter gf?

>> No.12187360

>>12187205
You have to explain that you can't socialize very well because you fail at forming relationships with people for various reasons.

>> No.12187363

>>12187236
>Therapy for autism
You were deceived.
>>12187336
>autismbucks are just a myth.
You have to have autism so severe that you can't work.

>> No.12187363,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why hasn't this thread been deleted yet?

>> No.12187363,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187336,5
Hop the fence at your local daycare center.

>> No.12187363,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363
Which is also a lie, because you can only get autismbux for like 6 month before they say get off and get a job. You have to be like in a home retarded autism to get paid for life.

>> No.12187363,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,3
No

>> No.12187363,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,3
in the US you can get them for life as long as you don't pursue a job after receiving them

you have to prove that you absolutely cannot work to receive them, which is pretty much impossible for spergs but is possible for depression and some other mental illnesses

you also have to take all kinds of drugs that will fuck your head

>> No.12187363,6 [INTERNAL] 

Couldn't you just fake a mental illness. I mean depression isn't really hard to fake? How are they even able to tell if your are telling the truth?

>> No.12187363,7 [INTERNAL] 

Just fake going to university if you can get in, which I'd hope all jaypees are smart enough for at least that. After you get in apply for student loans then never go to class. This will give you a year or two to just bum around before you totally run out of cash at which point just kill yourself.

>> No.12187363,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,6
I heard a story about a guy who was institutionalized because he faked insanity to avoid prison time.

He didn't like the mental hospital so he told the doctors about it, but they kept him in because lying about being insane seemed like something a sociopath would do.

I think he ended up staying in there for much longer than the prison sentence would have been.

>> No.12187363,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,7
Why not just study something you like and a do a job you enjoy?

I'd hope jaypees are smart enough for that.

>> No.12187363,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,9
Because fuck you normie, go the fuck back to /jp/ you piece of shit gook.

>> No.12187363,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,7
I'm fucking retarded, stop assuming shit about what I'm capable of. It takes an extreme amount of motivation to even put in enough effort to fill things out.

>> No.12187363,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,11
Fucking literal retards, you people are the problem with modern 4chan, as opposed to the smart people acting like retards of the past.

>> No.12187363,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,9
>"why not just b urself like me"
fuck off normallord

>> No.12187363,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,7
Can I do this without leaving the house

>> No.12187363,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,12
I miss those days where /jp/ was full of neurosurgeons and venture capitalists pretending to be hikikomori little girls.

>> No.12187363,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12187363,12
Even a retard like me wouldn't still waste time on 4chan, retard.

>> No.12187363,17 [INTERNAL] 

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