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Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:10:49 2008 No.1218394 [Reply] [Original]

So today I went outside on the sidewalk next to my house to go smoke a cig. When all of a sudden a Chinese girl about 7 or 8 riding a bike came my way. She stopped and she honked her horn. I HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGED because she was wearing a red dress and kinda had a haircut like Chen. I ended up giving her my Twix in my pocket. WHAT HAS /jp/ DONE TO ME?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:12:11 2008 No.1218401 You've done well

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:12:14 2008 No.1218404 File: 59 KB, 300x216, 1220047934963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:12:29 2008 No.1218405 I think I missed the part where you raped her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:12:53 2008 No.1218409 In b4 cool story bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:13:37 2008 No.1218412 You should've followed her for another mile and entered the gap back into Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:13:37 2008 No.1218413 i think you left out the part about realizing that you gave candy to a small child and the FBI showed up

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:13:46 2008 No.1218416 File: 290 KB, 301x1833, 1220048026011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did she honk twice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:13:48 2008 No.1218418 You also took pics, didn't you. You're holding out on us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:13:59 2008 No.1218419 she will come back

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:14:22 2008 No.1218421 This tale is pretty marvelous I must say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:14:46 2008 No.1218425 This is true ? FFFFFfffcuk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:16:11 2008 No.1218431 Is this fukken true? did you really see chen? where do you live? TELL ME

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:16:53 2008 No.1218436 This must be because 2012 is getting closer. The border between worlds is breaking down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:18:15 2008 No.1218438 Shit her mom just knocked on my door and asked why I gave her candy. I just said something about buying a costco pack and getting sick of them. She liked that answer and went back to her house. I guess that girl is my neighbor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:22:04 2008 No.1218462 >>1218438 That's pretty funny. Enjoy having everyone in your neighborhood think that you are a paedophile. Oh, wait-

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:22:04 2008 No.1218463 >>1218438 I'm sad because I just realized you were trolling us all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:22:46 2008 No.1218470 File: 499 KB, 1044x1500, 1220048566280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did she look like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:23:36 2008 No.1218478 >>1218438 Damn, you've only seen the kid for half a moment and the mom already thinks your a pedophile. You should be proud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:23:53 2008 No.1218481 >>1218438 Cool story bro. TAP THAT SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:24:28 2008 No.1218485 >>1218438 You got /jp/'s hopes up over nothing. Are you happy with yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:26:47 2008 No.1218506 >>1218438 Holy fuck, I can't believe that when you act like a decent person to a kid, everyone else assumes you must be a pedo nowadays. People sicken me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:28:53 2008 No.1218527 >>1218506 The real pedos ruined it for the rest of us. OP was just overwhelmed at the coincidence of meeting someone like Chen and gave her candy. What is wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:28:55 2008 No.1218528 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:30:12 2008 No.1218538 >>1218438 What do you look like OP? Are you fat/forty or are you a skinny teenager? This is relevant. And don't worry about the mother, moms do that sort of shit nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:31:02 2008 No.1218543 >>1218538 Skinny Asian guy with a fob haircut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:44:02 2008 No.1218629 >>1218543 Eh, you should be fine then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:47:33 2008 No.1218645 The closest thing I've ever happen like this was back in 2nd grade there was this girl named Marisa that was a witch for Halloween. I look back on it and feel nostalgia...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:52:30 2008 No.1218676 Rent a van next time you give her candy, then the both of you can drive to touhou land forever

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:55:24 2008 No.1218697 >She liked that answer and went back to her house. Her mother approves of the relationship that the two of you have. I think you know what to do.

>>	Anonymous of Galveston !Bm.Tn9x0jE Fri Aug 29 22:57:36 2008 No.1218710 >>1218538 100 bucks says you are a Canadian with a personal worth hovering around 1.7 million USD. I know you Seed, I can spot you anywhere. Now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:02:15 2008 No.1218750 >>1218697 You have just been engaged to her daughter. Shape up; you'll have to be able to support a wife within a few years' time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:03:28 2008 No.1218755 >>1218394 A Twix! D:

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:03:47 2008 No.1218759 If you take her as your wife rename her Chen. And get your name changed to Ran. Happiness will ensue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:04:14 2008 No.1218761 >>1218755 Twixs are good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:07:00 2008 No.1218771 >>1218755 >D:

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