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Okay /jp/, you've been teleported to the library and you see a beautiful 2D girl reading, the kind you've always dreamed of marrying.
What do you do?

Picture unrelated.

>> No.1218253

Fuck, Goddamn, what is that name still doing there.

>> No.1218262

COREAN PIGS

>> No.1218265

Take out the book with the reading girl.

>> No.1218275

>>1218265
Sorry, you can't rent people from the library.

>> No.1218282

LHC?

I'd rape her.

>> No.1218290

>>1218275
2D girls don't count as people.

>> No.1218292
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>>1218247

>> No.1218314

wonder wtf i'm doing at a library, gb/2 my loving waifu

>> No.1218322

not much. what are you going to do with a 2-d girl?

>> No.1218328

Fucking koreans

>> No.1218333
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>>1218314
>w
>wtf
>i'm
>gb/2

>> No.1218344

>>1218247
>beautiful 2D girl reading
Take photographs, call the media.

>> No.1218340

>>1218322

[x] Genuflect

>> No.1218348

>>1218322
Get papercuts?

>> No.1218353

So you faggots don't like 2D anymore? Do you like anything?

>> No.1218359

>>1218353

We don't feel the need for such lowly desires.

>> No.1218358

>>1218353
Don't you realize that a 2D girl in the real world would look like a cardboard?

Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.1218364

>>1218358
I have no problems with a cardboard waifu.

>> No.1218368

>>1218314
Leave.

>> No.1218370

>>1218353

Yeah I do. For anime, I like Giant Robo, Simoun, Macross. For games, I like Street Fighter, Castlevania, Wild Arms, and Silent Hill.

Not sure if I like anything else, though. Oh, I also like The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. That's my favorite movie.

>> No.1218379

>>1218358
>the real world

But 2D is the real world.

>> No.1218382

>>1218370
You have good tastes, ZUN. I like you.

>> No.1218383

>>1218358

You do realize that cardboard cut-outs are as 3D as you and me. Right?

Then again, we should rethink our use of 2D women. Perhaps we should just replace it with 'cartoon women'. Life would be awesome if I was a cartoon.

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>>1218382
>ZUN
>good tastes

>> No.1218439

>>1218247
I see where it takes me until I wake up and tell /jp/ about it.

>> No.1218448

>>1218344
I giggled.

>> No.1218450

>>1218383
You do realize cartoon means "cardboard cut-out," right?

>> No.1218457

Fuck you, guys.

>> No.1218459
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>>1218247
I wouldn't know what to do in such a situation.

>> No.1218466

>>1218450

Originally, yes. Now stop trying to be clever.

>> No.1218496

Scream in agony as my body is crushed into two dimensions.

>> No.1218649

It would give new meaning to DFC.

>> No.1218703

Nervously stand around.

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