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What would you do in this situation?

>> No.12180493

This picture always depresses me.

>> No.12180497

What situation? I'm already in it.

>> No.12180503

Whip out my deck and play Magic with her

>> No.12180509

People stop going to parties once they turn into an adult. Thankfully. Truth is, I haven't heard anyone around me mention going to a party in years. Only stupid children do.

>> No.12180512

I have friends but I don't go to parties or have sex.

It's weird if Cirno mentions that since it's only what murrikan or yuroop do.

>> No.12180514

I have the internet so everything is okay.

>> No.12180515
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D-did Cirno say she'll be my friend?

>> No.12180519

>tfw i try to grab her hand
>tfw i realize i can't

>> No.12180523

>>12180509
>Truth is, I haven't heard anyone around me mention going to a party in years. Only stupid children do.

Maybe it's just that no one invites you because of that attitude.

>> No.12180534

I don't really know, dude.

Everything is rather meaningless at the end.

>> No.12180543

Report her to the authorities for breaking the rules of reality.

>> No.12180583

>>12180543
Who are the authorities?

>> No.12180618

>>12180491
I wonder what being friends with cirno is like.

I'd be her friend.

>> No.12180619

>>12180583
The mighty ZUN and alcoholic beveragr overlords.

>> No.12180622

>>12180491
Whip out my dick and place it in Cirno's hand.

>> No.12180625

>>12180622
Who'd put his dick into a freezer?!

>> No.12180628

>>12180625
icy hand jobs feel great. Give it a try sometime.

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>>12180534

Innately, yes. This is why we create our own meanings. The same thing goes for miracles, we can't just wait for them to happen. We have to make our own. Like Sanae.

>> No.12180665

I don't want her pity.

>> No.12180669

Cirno is a baka!

>> No.12180688
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>>12180669

>> No.12180717

>>12180491
If this actually happened to me: immediate suicide.

>> No.12180765

>>12180717
Suicide does not lead to Gensokyo.

>> No.12180766

>>12180765
Who are you to say it doesn't?

>> No.12180770

>>12180766
No one. Go ahead and prove me wrong.

>> No.12180774

>>12180770
Fuck you douchebag, maybe I will.

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>>12180774
send me a postcard and cirno's panties back

>> No.12180850

>>12180841
Yeah right dude, like I'll have time to do that.

>> No.12180870
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>>12180850
you totally will since the only work you could get would be helping that silly miko and her drunk friend

>> No.12180871

>>12180870
You wish man, anyway I'll be on my way, don't be too jealous.

>> No.12180876

>>12180871
Cirno won't even like you

>> No.12180880

>>12180876
We'll see about that but I'll definitely be doing better than you, my trains here though - express trip to the big G.

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>>12180870

that looks like it could cause a really terrible splinter

>> No.12181085

>>12180491
Immediately turn off the computer, unplug it from the power outlet, cover the screen and do the same for the router before something worse manage to sneak out

>> No.12181160

>>12180491
Tell me about 妖精.
How do they have sex with each other?

>> No.12181169

>>12181160
In the same way humans do, if humans could float in the air that is

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>>12181169
So, you mean to tell me there's a race consisting entirely of lolis who do nothing but having cute funsex mid-air while having no obligations whatsoever, never saying "no", or "gross, not with you", or "who are you even"?

>> No.12181189

>>12181184
Err... May-be?

>> No.12181200

>>12181189
I wish I were a fairy.

>> No.12181214

>>12181200

you are a fairy. a real poofter.

>> No.12181228

>>12181214
So Cirno is actually a gay crossdressing midget, is what you're saying?
I can't fly, either.

>> No.12181243

I'd pull her from my screen, just like in my dreams, I want to feel her touch -mainly on my crouch.

>> No.12181248

>>12181228
Cirno is a crossdressing shota.

>> No.12181266

>>12180491
She assumes degeneracy is the norm, so she's obviously an archon trying to take me off the path of enlightenment and gnosis and turn me into a hedonistic degenerate. So I'd tell that wicked servant of the demiurge to be gone.

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>>12181248
I would suck Cirno's dick.

>> No.12181275
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>>12181248
There seems to be a lot of those in Gensokyo.

>> No.12181302

>>12181275
Wriggle is such a cute boy

I would have sex with him alot

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>>12181302
We should dp his anus.

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>>12181270
>>12181275
I had nothing better to do today, so here is a tiny tiny genderswap collection :

http://www.mediafire.com/download/lq3sm64sdy7sb7e/touhou+yaoi+genderswap+192+pics.zip

Enjoyee

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>>12181381
Thanks man, I can touch myself to that.

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>>12180491

>> No.12181872

>>12181381
Kill yourself you god damn freak.

>> No.12181923

You know it's funny as I'm getting older people are getting significantly worried about my solitary lifestyle. I wonder if I should just give up and find some nice sow to impregnate just to make my family happy.

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>>12181872
Finally a good occasion to post this.

>> No.12181939

>>12181381
I'm enjoying this thoroughly.

>> No.12181947

>>12180509
how old are you?

>> No.12181956
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>>12181923
It's not about getting worried but wanting to share things with at least one person, human or machine.

>> No.12181988

>>12180509

You do know all your friends are probably at a party right now going "Gee, good thing we didn't invite anon. That guys a total cunt".

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>>12181266

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>>12182050

Brown Pill is easily the best.

>> No.12182094

>>12182078
Yeah, Brown Pill is easily the most enlightened out of any of them

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>>12182050
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>>12182096
you have much to learn, friend

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>>12180491
this

>> No.12182134

>>12181947
Gonna be 29 this year, so really not that old. I still have my 30s but after all these years of having no interest in it I guess family members think they should start trying to push me into it. Guess I've still got my Jesus Year coming up at least.

>>12181956
I guess I understand that. It'd be nice to share things with people and I don't want to come off edgy here but I look at people and all I can think is how I can't possibly relate to them. So while it would be nice to have someone to share things with I can't help but feel totally alienated from them. I don't even 'like' my family that much and mostly spend time with them out of obligation.

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