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You wouldn't tease patchy for being a bit hefty would you?

>> No.12179651

>>12179646
OK this needs to stop. Patchy is not fat. Patchy does not have big boobs. Patchy does not exercise. She stays inside all day. She is thin and asthmatic and unhealthy.

>> No.12179661

>>12179651
patcho is a chumbo wumbo

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>>12179651
NOPE! Patchy has a big soft squishy tummy from sitting around and eating snacks while she reads.

>> No.12179669
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Would you hug this patchouli?

>> No.12179675

>>12179661
>>12179667
>>12179669
No, no, no. You're all wrong. Go look at the official profiles. She's not fat.

>> No.12179687

>>12179667
I want to mock patchy in a pushups contest.

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>>12179675
She can only do so much anon. Aren't you okay with her just the way she is? I'm sure she'd be alright with you.

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>> No.12179728
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It's really rude to call girls fat you know! Especially an anaemic one like Patchy-sama.

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>>12179728
Patchy is soft and made for cuddling.

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>>12179737
Patchouli is a sickly girl who finds her self to busy reading to remember to eat and take care of herself!

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>>12179753
anon some girls like patchy just cant help having problems with their weight, are you telling me you wouldn't give her a hug even if she was a huskier than she should be? are you trying to hurt her feeling?

>> No.12179769

thanks guys, just jacked it to this chubslut

>> No.12179780

can you be sickly and anemic and have big breasts?

>> No.12179782 [DELETED] 

Shit thread award.
Del.

>> No.12179784

>>12179780
Yes, get implants.

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It's not fat, she's pure muscle.

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>>12179791
>patchouli does ss

>> No.12179847

>>12179795
What does Patchouli's ass taste like?

>> No.12179856

>>12179847
salt

>> No.12179859

>>12179847
Like pork that is high in fat.

>> No.12179862

>>12179859
That sounds like a delicious taste despite not liking the taste of pork.

I'd eat the insides of her ass just for that sweet taste every day.

>> No.12179872

>>12179862
>I'd eat the insides of her ass just for that sweet taste every day.
But if you eat her ass the first time she dies. How would you eat her ass every single day?

>> No.12179891

>>12179872
When I said I'd eat the insides of her ass, I don't mean it as in biting a chunk out of her ass. I mean as in getting my tongue inside her anus and licking every inch of her sweet spotless rectum wanting to taste that sweet pork.

Besides, she's a youkai no? She'll be fine.

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>>12179753
I would tease a malnourished Patchy anyways. I'd tap her collarbone and ribs with my fingers.

And, as it is easier to get fat than to lose weight, I just need to bring her delicious snacks to fatten her up slowly.


>>12179791
She needs to stop skipping leg day.

>> No.12179900

>>12179891
Oh, well it wont taste like pork at all.
Human meat tastes like pork.
Her ass will just taste like shit unless you clean it, and then it would taste like the rest of your skin.

>> No.12179908

>>12179900
I'll clean it everyday before I even venture her ass with my tongue. Wouldn't want to catch an infection.

Although is it true that even if the ass is clean, there will STILL be tiny spots of shit?

>> No.12179910

>>12179908
>Although is it true that even if the ass is clean, there will STILL be tiny spots of shit?

I doubt it.
There is plenty of assplay porn like girls drinking stuff out of the ass of another girl.

>> No.12179916

I love Patchouli.

>> No.12179920

>>12179910
I think the thought of drinking stuff out of the ass of another girl is vile. But I'm one to talk since I have a terrible ass fetish and want to devour the anus with my tongue.

>> No.12179929

>>12179920
you girl!?

>> No.12179931

>>12179929
No I'm a man.

>> No.12179941

>>12179931
but you said *another* girl...

<sigh>

>> No.12179942

>>12179941
Move along nerd.

>> No.12179944

>>12179941
He meant another girl besides his mom.

>> No.12179945

>>12179944
No I simply meant it as in the thought of one girl drinking something out of another girls ass.

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>>12179753
>holocaust victim patchy
Don't do that.

>> No.12180061

>>12180059
wat

>> No.12180193
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Why does fat patchy even exist outside of porn?
There are no fat 2hus.

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Fatty Patty!

>> No.12180199

>>12180193
because of the filthy fatneets.

>> No.12180200

>>12180193
Extreme sexual frustration leads to extreme fetishism.

>> No.12180226

what do you think it feels like to hug a patchy

>> No.12180228

>>12180199
this
fatNEETs are projectors.

>> No.12180230

>>12180226
Soft, warm and squishy, especially if you lean into her breasts! Hugging Patchy feels very satisfying.

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>>12180228
I actually lift and am quiet buff. I just love the idea of teasing then comforting a pudgy patchy. I want to squeeze her and feel her squish in my arms.

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>anon whats that face you're making, is there something you want to tell me?

>> No.12180358

>>12180283
okay tubby

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>>12180358
If I was I'd just squish her even more~

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>> No.12180457

What does Patchouli smell like?

>> No.12180458

>>12180393
I'd like to tease Patchy about her chub, but only if it didn't make her feel bad. I'd have to let her know that I like it!

>> No.12180478

>>12179675
patchy is super fat!

>> No.12180489

>>12180478
Oh, please. She just has a bit of a jiggly, slappable belly. There's nothing wrong with that!

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>>12180457
What does Patchouli smell?

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>> No.12180564

>>12180489
I want to slap patchy's belly.

>> No.12180595

>>12179669
Hug? Yes.
Molest? Probably.
Fug? No.

>> No.12180689

>>12180595
would you let her lay ontop of you and crush you with her weight?

>> No.12180704

>>12180689
Yes. Especially with her butt on my face

>> No.12180722

>>12180595
>Fug
Epic. Simply epic.

>> No.12181457
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I love all Patchy's!

>>12180689

Yes, then I want her to bully me with her feet.

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I want to be the biggest Patchy's toy.

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>>12179675
Who is fat, then?

>> No.12181627

>>12179646
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

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>>12181457
>third eye on a sneering slant

>> No.12181684

>>12181511
your MOM!!!!!111!!!11!

>> No.12181687

>>12181684
OH SHIT

>> No.12181953

>>12181684
#rekt

>> No.12181967
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would you let patchouli be your mommy?

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Patchy is dirty and smelly and does not wash. Please check in on the Patchy bi-weekly to make sure she is taking care of herself.

>> No.12182021

>>12182002
I want to give her a bath and wash her hair.

>> No.12182026

>>12181967
Oh dude, that's lewd with extra hot sauce

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>>12182002
Nope.

>> No.12182104

>>12181967
Yes. I want to snuggle with Mama Patchouli.

>> No.12183797

Do you think Patchouli ever gets embarrassed for having such a big fat belly?

>> No.12185080
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It's Patchouli day! Why aren't you celebrating!?

>> No.12185083

>>12185080
Because she has not been relevant in any official media for at least 6 years.

>> No.12185084
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>>12185083
That's a low blow.

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>>12185083
She was in OSP 15, in 2011.

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>> No.12185146

>>12179675
I could have sworn at one point someone calls her a beanpole in one of the games. Maybe I imagined it.

>> No.12185151

>>12181511
The yam goddess is fat because she eats a lot

>> No.12185302
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So is this thread just for Fatchouli, not Patchouli in general?

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>>12185083
Still more relevant than you've ever been.

>> No.12185696

>>12179728
>Anemia having shit to do with weight

>> No.12185699
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It's 2014 and you're still trying to body-shame a cute girl like Patchouli?

>> No.12185707
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i worked out for 3 months and went from a fatty patty to a macho mokou

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Patchy is best touhou, check my 5

>> No.12189095

>>12181627
Please don't bully the Patchy

>> No.12189137

>>12179667
You couldn't be more wrong.

>> No.12189140

>>12180478
You're super fat

>> No.12189205

>>12179646
>patchouli slut dance.swf

>> No.12189278

>>12180349
I love you Patchy!

>> No.12189281 [DELETED] 


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>> No.12189324
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>>12185707
That's cool, dude.
I did it in 8.

What was your workout plan and diet?

>> No.12189337

She's a chubby, and its cute as fuck

>> No.12189359

Does /jp/ have a daki of Patchouli?

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>>12189359
No, but I have a cute figure!

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