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[SPOILER] No.12173456[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

Anyone ever name a pet after a Touhou and suddenly unable to masturbate to that particular Touhou?

Pic related.

>> No.12173459
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And to be fair, I never really touched myself to Chen much before this. Ran so many times, but not Chen so much.

>> No.12173469
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And really, sometimes some characters are just too cute for porn.

>> No.12173473 [SPOILER] 
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And honestly, even the ones where other Touhous are being lewd and crude I cant even get hard anymore as long as Chen is in it.

>> No.12173479
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Meh, I guess if anything this thread will be a warning to all you future pet owners to not name your pets after Touhous.. unless you are a sick fuck who does not care.

>> No.12173480 [DELETED] 

Hoooh man, on top of deleting my Chen folder soon I just realized I need to go through my Ran folder and cherry pick the ones with Chen in it out...

>> No.12173485
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Hoooh man, on top of deleting my Chen folder soon I just realized I need to go through my Ran folder and cherry pick the ones with Chen in it out...

>> No.12173488
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Oh god damnit, there is even more collateral damage

>> No.12173497
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I dunno, after going through all these maybe I should just change the name of my kitten, I mean it is just a dumb little kitten who runs full speed into glass windows. I doubt she even knows her name is Chen.

>> No.12173502
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But.. I am a little responsible for the glass door thing.. I honestly thought it was going to stop before hitting it but the... I didnt stop moving the laser pointer

>> No.12173512
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Never owned a cat before this kitten. Pisses me off sometimes but its hard to stay mad at her when she stomps on my face in the morning letting me know its eating time, with the dog about a foot away looking at me as well wanting its food.

>> No.12173513
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Speaking of which, is it normal for a 8-9 week old kitten to play vigorously for say 5-10 minutes and instantly fall asleep in the last position it was before deciding to lose consciousness?

>> No.12173523
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Another unforeseen side effect of naming my kitten, Chen. Was Rin.. I think I need to leave for awhile now to go see if I can still fire off the knuckle children to Rin... oh jesus I hope I can without it being ruined by thinking of Chen.

>> No.12173545

OP, were you really the only one posting in your thread up until now? Anyway, I hadn't considered this sort of issue before. I'll keep it in mind since it would be pretty tragic to no longer be able to enjoy lewd depictions of Chen.

>> No.12173574

>>12173523
I want to put it in

>> No.12173584

>>12173574
What do you mean?

>> No.12173591
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Why don't you just have sex with your pet?

>> No.12173608 [SPOILER] 
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I have good news, and bad news and even better news.

Good news: I can still fire off the fireman helmet turtle wax to Rin with ease and without worry of it being weird, so thankfully its not all catgirls apparently. Pic not related.

Bad news: Gatta go through my Rin folder and weed out the Chen/Rin pics.. but honestly its not all that much

Even Better News: Im going to bed.

>> No.12173616

>>12173608
Good night, anon. I'm excited to see you again tomorrow.

>> No.12175217

>>12173456
>masturbating to any of the touhous at all
Absolutely degenerate.

>> No.12175334

>>12173469
bullshit

>> No.12176211

>>12173456
>Pasty white dude calling his cat "chin"
How awful.

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