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It's yours.

>> No.12159990
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>>12159986
Again?

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>>12159986
k

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>>12159986
No, this is mine.

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My daughter is the cutest.

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No one wants to make a baby with an unmemorizable newhu.

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>>12159996
you're a lucky guy

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>> No.12160068

>>12159986
Prove it!

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>>12159990
It keeps happening

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>>12160068
Take responsibility please!~~

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That's what you get for cumming inside.

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>>12160084
I regret nothing

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It can be dangerous for older women to have children, but I'm not sure I could resist.

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I asked Yukari for a kid and she misinterpreted the request

>> No.12160125

>>12160124
Little Yukari on the left looks cool as fuck.

>> No.12160135

What if Mamizou had the power to turn all 2hus into eternal lolis by her shapeshifting power.

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>> No.12160177

>>12160135
That would be horrible
Turning all the Touhous into shapely older women would be acceptable though.
But variety is the best.

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Hot pregnant sex with Yukarin till her waters break blowing the dick out!
P.S. After watching this vid I think it's quite possible.
/watch?v=HjbTlzlRxTs&t=3m9s

>> No.12160242

It's clearly not mine because it's a clone of yourself.

>> No.12160309

That's not possible, I'm still a virgin.

>> No.12160323

We'll see what Maury Povich has to say about that.

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>> No.12160626

>>12159986
We never had sex.

>> No.12161012

>>12160162
Aya is heavy with eggs!

>> No.12161056

>>12161012

no, she's just fat

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>>12161012
>>12161056
Metabolic syndrome

>> No.12161364

>>12160626
Want to change that?

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>>12159986
I'm sorry Miss, that is not possible. I can let your Chibifuto play with my child and look after them though.

>> No.12163436

>>12161544
I want to have a daughter with Sanae.

>> No.12163439

>>12163436
How would you know if the daughter is actually yours? She's used goods, nobody knows who the real father is.

>> No.12163442

>>12163439
She'd be white.

>> No.12163443

>>12163439
Sanae isn't a slut you retard.

even if she was, I would take care of her like my own while she leaves at night to go fuck more men

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>> No.12163458

>>12163443
And by "her" i meant the daughter, and by "she" I meant Sanae.

>> No.12163461

This thread gives me moegasms

>> No.12163464

>>12159986
Our species are compatible?
Just what are you?

>> No.12163471

>>12163454
>>12161544
>>12160086
>>12160077
>>12159986
>>12159990
My sperm is so weak, it can only conceive identical clones of the mother, it seems.

>> No.12163481

>>12163454
where are the cesarean section scars?

>> No.12163482

>>12163471
No, Yokai genes are strong. And so are miracles.

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>> No.12163490

>>12163471
No, it is powerful enough to impregnate someting it was never supposed to

>> No.12163518

>>12163471
It's okay, anon, it's not like you'd want to pass on your genes anyway.

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>>12163518

Not that faggot, but my family line is going to die with me unless a touhou suddenly appears and agrees to bear my child. I feel badly, for my mother and father, but I just don't want to have or raise a family of my own. Not in this world.

I would give anything to be with the Yakumos. Sorry for the blog.

>> No.12163854

>>12163852

Oh, and I realize this is entirely my own fault. Sorry for being a whiny bitch, I just had to get that out.

>> No.12163855

>>12163852
>Sorry for the blog.
If you were, you wouldn't have posted it.

>> No.12163859

>>12163852
>I would give anything to be with the Yakumos.

I think you know what you have to do.

>> No.12163868

>>12163855

I am, I had to get that shit out though. I know nobody cares, but /jp/ is the only place I can talk about this. I still feel shitty about it, but I don't want to let it stew inside me forever.

I'll drop it. Sorry.

>> No.12163880

>>12163868
Stop posting.

>> No.12163882

>>12163880
He's free to do as he wants, and it's not like he's being a bully like you.

>> No.12164163

>>12163882
nice epic "no bully on /jp/ please" meme

>> No.12164184

>>12160108
Source nigger.
I need something cute to forget that there's a spider hiding in my room.

>> No.12164192

>>12160112
They're youkais. They're not as weak as human females.

>> No.12164196

>>12164184
Here you go, mate
http://exhentai.org/g/463634/37ae854610/

Boy do I love helping rude people.

>> No.12164201

>>12164196
Thanks cunt, I hope your shitty life get better because you helped a fucking retard find something nice.
And where the fuck did that spider went?

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>> No.12164267

>>12164184
>I need something cute to forget that there's a spider hiding in my room.
What a fucking faggot.

>> No.12164268

>>12164184
You don't want a Spiderbro?
Enjoy your insects, Anon.

>> No.12164269

>>12164201
>And where the fuck did that spider went?
Nice English.

>> No.12164312

>>12164269
Extra past tense is adorable, please don't shame.

>> No.12164319

>>12164269
But how do I shot web?

>> No.12167656

>>12163868
>>12163880
I can appreciate the anonymous mindset but I don't see any problem with his venting.

If he were using a tripcode and obviously vying for attention then that would be one thing but a couple posts to get that off his chest seems fine.

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>you will never sing a happy song all day and night with your prefect wife and daughter

>> No.12167710

>>12167676
if the thought of that actually bothers you, consider 3D.

>> No.12167713

>>12163852
>unless a touhou suddenly appears and agrees to bear my child

Which Touhou would you prefer?

>> No.12167831

How can it be mine if I'm a wizard?

>> No.12167857

>>12167831
Magic, ain't gotta explain shit.

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it's yours

>> No.12168237

>>12167713
One with a penis.

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I like this because it implies that I came inside Futochan with my penis

>> No.12168430

>>12160184
>/watch?v=HjbTlzlRxTs&t=3m9s

what vid?

>> No.12168439

>>12167857
Wizards in some parts of the world traditionally reproduce by accidentally jizzing enough in the public baths that one their sperms finds its way into a female. True story.

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Your Honor, that child is the property of ZUN

http://www.japanator.com/touhou-creator-lays-down-the-law-for-merchandising-rights-18587.phtml

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I want to raise a family with Patchouli

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>>12163485
Make more descendants!
Make more thralls for Milady as well!

>> No.12173609

>>12160075
Source?

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