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12110831 No.12110831[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Wow. Just wow.

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now, /jp/?

>> No.12110838

You should fuck her, she's a retard after all. You can't fuck up when life gives you them lemonades anon

>> No.12110840

lmao you posted it again

>> No.12110844

Why would you want real-life friends anyway?

>> No.12110846

Does anyone else ever wonder if these copypasta stories actually happened or if they were entirely made up when they got posted first?

>> No.12110848
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>>12110831
Get the fuck out.

>> No.12110848,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12110846
I was going to post something but my head suffered massive deja vu. No warosu for me today.

>> No.12110848,2 [INTERNAL] 

that's why you will stay a virg forever FAG LOL

>> No.12110848,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12110848,2
stop saying my word

>> No.12110848,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12110848,2
Do you have any brothers?

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