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Anonymous Sun May 11 02:18:48 2014 No.12110373 [Reply] [Original]

It's Mother's Day, /jp/!

Wouldn't it be the best gift to your mother, and better for all concerned, if you just left for Gensokyo already?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 02:49:17 2014 No.12110412 >>12110373 Fuck off gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 02:50:49 2014 No.12110415 >>12110373 I'd give that mommy a nice relaxing foot massage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 02:52:05 2014 No.12110418 >>12110373 That's horrible, don't say things like that. Mom cares about you, don't do things that will break her heart

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 02:52:43 2014 No.12110420 Yeah, but I gotta get a gift for myself too. I need to be a legend before I go or else I won't get to be in Touhou 28.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 02:52:44 2014 No.12110421 I don't believe in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 03:00:44 2014 No.12110440 >>12110420 You also have to be a girl with a silly hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 03:02:25 2014 No.12110444 >>12110440 Exactly, I've got a lot of work to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 03:02:57 2014 No.12110445 File: 247 KB, 800x1300, b671c70dc41e262d5fd4b704b5f07bd9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting mom a sexy bikini!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 03:18:42 2014 No.12110472 >>12110445 oh god my eyes, whomever drew that just fuck, my d/ic/k is screaming.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 03:37:57 2014 No.12110504 >>12110472 my eyes are confused on how she doesn't have an upper ribcage

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 04:12:42 2014 No.12110576 File: 465 KB, 710x1000, 65dbc296fec89ccebc449f11f69923e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 12:25:09 2014 No.12111416 File: 616 KB, 800x1059, 1389461111572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want /jp/ to make me into a mommy...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 12:35:04 2014 No.12111424 Go out and make a mom happy, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 12:51:03 2014 No.12111446 File: 337 KB, 950x820, 1396999313747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12110373 >tfw mom a neet >tfw mom comes over to browse your internet almost every day >tfw mom has no friends >tfw mom says she'll kill herself if you die

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 12:55:39 2014 No.12111459 >>12111446 Your mom better be a cute milfy mom or your story is shit.

Anonymous Sun May 11 13:04:39 2014 No.12111470
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>>12110472

The pic in >>12110445 looks like was done by an artist named "space jin" and he has a knack for rendering the buxom female form.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1360596?tags=space_jin

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=1&search=&tags=space_jin+&utf8=%E2%9C%93

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 00:16:29 2014 No.12112871 >>12110373 Why do you people call her mommy? I never get a straight answer to that.

Anonymous Mon May 12 00:25:39 2014 No.12112880
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I'm gonna gift my mother a truck, a toy one of course, because my love for her is like that, like a truck, a true one not a toy I just dont have the money for the real thing, I won't tell her my love for her is like a truck, that would be embarrassing and rather lewd.

Kanako best 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 00:36:14 2014 No.12112897 >>12112880 My love for you is like a truck. BERSERKER. BERSERKER.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 00:37:00 2014 No.12112899 >>12112897 Heh. Epic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 00:38:07 2014 No.12112900 >>12112899 You made the initial reference, not me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 00:38:57 2014 No.12112903 >>12112900 Not my post dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 01:48:28 2014 No.12113004 File: 11 KB, 480x360, 1398970775646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >feel when wanked me when me mum was asleep next to me worrami doon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 02:06:45 2014 No.12113041 >>12112871 Theres no reasonable explaination for it. She certainly isn't "mommy" material.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 02:12:16 2014 No.12113054 >>12113041 My point exactly.

Anonymous Mon May 12 02:24:35 2014 No.12113068

>>12112899
Can you not? Look, we get it, you're a big man who hates memes. Whatever makes you feel better in your mother's basement. I've grown from my meme-hating stage during the teen years, and now I see how memes can help and support people like in dogecoin charities. And fuck what everybody says, reddit ragecomics are valid and beautiful expressions of feels. Better get used to it you old man, memes are even finding their way into our language, and it shouldn't be suppressed since language is an ever evolving thing, and only a fedora neckbeard would think otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 02:34:08 2014 No.12113079 File: 162 KB, 600x600, 1386428661986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12113068 Saved and screenshot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 08:25:03 2014 No.12113324 A gave my mom a cake for mother's day. I got a kiss from her, too. A big, wet one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 08:34:42 2014 No.12113333 >>12113324 did u fugg

Anonymous Mon May 12 08:59:11 2014 No.12113361
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are there any good VNs or anime involving sexy vixen milfs
in general the milfs are always the evil ones in most stories and want to destroy the female protag with raping her

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 09:09:32 2014 No.12113369 >>12113079 stop giving the glorious armpit farts!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 15:39:45 2014 No.12113938 >>12113333 No, just kissed. But it was on the lips! I think she digs me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 15:41:33 2014 No.12113943 >>12113938 Man, that's hot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 16:17:39 2014 No.12114012 File: 12 KB, 200x200, 299082_410897642321857_1743616387_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12113068

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 20:19:21 2014 No.12114506 >>12113938 I really hope you mean 2hu meme mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 20:21:01 2014 No.12114509 Does this mean we get to have a mazacon thread for the day, janny?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:11:26 2014 No.12114571 How is your mom feeling today, /jp/? Don't tell me you haven't hugged and said you loved her!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:15:25 2014 No.12114573 File: 242 KB, 765x1000, Goku's mom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114012 What do you have against le funny may mays?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:45:36 2014 No.12114608 >>12114573 I feel nothing for the reveal of Goku's mother because his parents were war mongers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:51:14 2014 No.12114616 >>12111470 One of my favorite artists, wish he didn't focus so much in ball crushing and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 23:01:52 2014 No.12114616,1 >>12110445 >>12111416 >>12111459 >>12112899 >>12112903 >>12113004 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:21:19 2014 No.12115002 My mother was an abusive, manipulative controlling sociopath, so no I didn't get her anything. I don't care if she dies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:07:32 2014 No.12115080 >>12115002 She loves you.

Anonymous Tue May 13 02:11:57 2014 No.12115088 [DELETED]

>>12115080
It's more like she loves me the way you would love a car, a toy, something you just obsess over that you own. You don't value them as a person. There are just lines that go too far and reach the point where you need to put a stop to it if you care about yourself at all, because they don't really do.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:22:27 2014 No.12115088,1 >>12114616,1 wtf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 08:28:06 2014 No.12115088,2 >>12115088,1 What?

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