What would you do to this tail?

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Anonymous Mon May 5 17:50:51 2014 No.12096797 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do to this tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 17:55:37 2014 No.12096814 Nothing because the fucking thing would rip my throat out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 17:58:25 2014 No.12096821 >>12096814 What kind of pansy gets killed by a fox? >>12096797 Probably not touch it. Animals have things like fleas and mites.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 17:59:14 2014 No.12096823 >>12096814 You have to be insanely beta, even by /jp/ autistic NEET standards, to be killed by a fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:01:23 2014 No.12096832 Foxes are really cute I wish I had one

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:02:44 2014 No.12096836 >>12096823 >>12096821 I've never seen a fox irl, so I assumed they'd be vicious as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:03:02 2014 No.12096837 Pull it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:03:05 2014 No.12096838 File: 186 KB, 960x720, toocute4me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12096832 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC9xlQJ2OVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV4SDne2Gmk

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:10:09 2014 No.12096857 >>12096836 They're pretty timid and tame, a bit hyper though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:13:11 2014 No.12096870 >>12096836 The only fox I ever saw was huge, dirty, and looke like it wanted to gnaw me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:15:05 2014 No.12096875 File: 409 KB, 666x1000, russianNeet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12096836 They make NEETs happy too. This guy had no life until he saved his foxbro from a fur farm, and now he's happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:17:01 2014 No.12096879 File: 244 KB, 690x920, probably.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12096870 That's probably because it was wild anon. Wild dogs would look like that too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:33:40 2014 No.12096908 >>12096838 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV4SDne2Gmk I want to do that with Ran Yakumo!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 18:44:06 2014 No.12096938 File: 185 KB, 720x540, 2f9cf1b4e08793e6eed0ca1de564a247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj6quKEn3dw

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 19:01:29 2014 No.12096975 >>12096875 I am a NEET. I hate foxes more than anything, they're the most horrific hellspawn on the planet and killed my pets. Life is depressing enough without having to turn your garden into alcatraz to avoid your anti-depressants being butchered.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 19:02:56 2014 No.12096978 >>12096875 can you really keep foxes as pets?

Anonymous Mon May 5 19:29:44 2014 No.12097045

>>12096978
There was either a BBC or national Geographic documentary about the history of and science of dogs.

In Russia, what was once a fur farm is now a research facility where they have been selectively breeding foxes.

One group is bred with aggressive traits while another is bred with friendly traits. The friendly foxes actually wag their tail at the sight of humans and physically start adopting properties that are found in dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jFGNQScRNY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 19:39:51 2014 No.12097067 >>12096975 That's unusual. Foxes are usually cowardly to the point where small cats can bully them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 19:43:41 2014 No.12097072 >>12097067 Fucking Chen.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 19:51:44 2014 No.12097089 >>12097067 No, they're vicious monsters that can chew through chicken wire and are vicious killers, often killing far more than they can carry away with them. I hate them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 5 21:20:04 2014 No.12097262 >>12096821 >>12096823 >ITT autists claiming to be tougher than they actually are The obvious answer is touch fluffy tail of course~.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 09:08:07 2014 No.12098220 >>12097089 You kept chickens as pets?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 09:15:50 2014 No.12098228 >>12097089 i'm sorry for your lost

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 09:29:54 2014 No.12098240 touch fluffy tail

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 09:35:57 2014 No.12098251 >>12096797 rub face in tail..scratch ears then eat chicken together

Anonymous Tue May 6 09:46:49 2014 No.12098263

>>12097262
Yes, we're all aware of your favorite catchphrase.
>>12096797
Real answer is as always: get it out of the house as fast as you reasonably can.

If foxes and such could truly be domesticated, it would have happened a long-ass time ago and never gotten undone, save for feral colonies on islands like with cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 09:56:34 2014 No.12098274 /jp/ - Furry Culture

Anonymous Tue May 6 10:01:26 2014 No.12098282
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>>12098263
They're being domesticated as we speak in Russia.
Pic related, a silver fox after several generations of breeding non-aggressive human-friendly foxes. They start to exhibit fur patterns similar to that of dogs and partake in activities such as tail-wagging and showing their belly to their human caretakers for rubs.

Anonymous Tue May 6 10:04:58 2014 No.12098290
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More domesticated foxes
I find the rapid domestication process they have used to be absolutely fascinating.

I think that it may be possible to domesticate any animal with enough effort and selective breeding.
Even humans.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 10:06:18 2014 No.12098293 File: 91 KB, 535x200, foxes comp copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Left is a wild fox, right is domesticated. They domesticated foxes also start to have their tails curl upwards similar to some domesticated dog breeds.

Anonymous Tue May 6 10:09:55 2014 No.12098297
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Research shows that domestication entails the retention of juvenile traits, such as their submissiveness and splotted fur patterns.
So essentially they are breeding manchild foxes.

Anonymous Tue May 6 10:19:35 2014 No.12098320
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>>12098282
Yes I saw the earlier post. I'm not quite ready to bandwagon something recent wacky and preliminary. What those guys are doing might be valuable as insight into how modern dogs came about, but don't hype the existence of their project as a factoid or something. If it was gonna get done, it already would be.

You know the whole nekomata thing (a la Chen, and Japanese mythology about multiple-tailed critters in general)? Well cats often do grow with split tails or outright more than one tail, and there's actually been some concern from animal welfare folks that some unscrupulous fad breeder might start breeding this into his stock, just to sell novelty kittens.

Anonymous Tue May 6 10:23:26 2014 No.12098329

>>12098282
>They're being domesticated as we speak in Russia.
This failed many years ago; domesticated foxes started abandoning their newborn offspring, so it's impossible to have them breed outside of research facilities. While theoretically doable, it's practically unfeasible.

Anonymous Tue May 6 10:31:04 2014 No.12098339
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>>12098320
I'd be perfectly ok with that.
Selective animal breeding and domestication absolutely fascinates me.
If in the future they manage to breed cats or foxes to have multiple tails and "mythological pets" becomes the new in thing, well I think that would be pretty neato.
And why stop there? With new discoveries in the domestication process and gene rearrangement, we could domesticate, miniaturize, and splice any animal we want.

Anonymous Tue May 6 10:42:08 2014 No.12098359 [DELETED]

>>12098339
The phenomenon tends to come with health problems.

But yeah, say if you want something to happen in a story, speculative/magic future science works like a charm setting it in place. Then again, things like that "Hinamizawa Syndrome" with spirits ans such work too.

Anonymous Tue May 6 10:44:01 2014 No.12098362

>>12098339
The phenomenon tends to come with health problems.

But yeah, say if you want something to happen in a story, speculative/magic future science works like a charm setting it in place. Then again, things like that "Hinamizawa Syndrome" with spirits and such work too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 11:01:15 2014 No.12098374 File: 115 KB, 465x832, 1390036465226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12098297 The same is true of many domestic animals. Miaowing for attention is a juvenile cat trait. Adult cats won't naturally do it, as they're not dependents.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 11:12:51 2014 No.12098380 >>12098374 Do you think NEETs are being bred to be juvenile and domesticated?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 11:16:31 2014 No.12098386 File: 1.38 MB, 853x602, laghingducks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12098220 No, chickens aren't as cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 11:18:18 2014 No.12098390 >>12098380 Any form of structured society involves domestication of humans.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 18:05:25 2014 No.12099062 File: 338 KB, 900x695, tdoll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12096797 Kill it with fire

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 22:32:02 2014 No.12099502 >>12096797 If it's been hand-raised since it was born: caress fluffy tail. If brought in from the wild: RUN LIKE HELL.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 23:08:33 2014 No.12099567 >>12099502 Running from a predator is clearly a good idea and would never backfire in any way.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 6 23:12:02 2014 No.12099572 >>12096797 Cut it off and use it as an antenna cover for my car.

>>	User !ohWh5w419Y Wed May 7 10:54:33 2014 No.12100679 >>12099502 Have you seen a fox? They are small and thin, they would cause no threat at all.

Anonymous Wed May 7 13:45:29 2014 No.12101009

I don't know where you are all getting that foxes are friendly. A family friend of mine had a fox. It was a pup that got injured and spent a summer on their farm being taken care of. It grew to like the free food and attention so stayed, but they had to cage it a lot because it was a vicious killer of all their other animals (especially chickens and ducks). It bit the shit out of me several times while trying to 'play' with me. Any type of discpline would turn it into a shrieking hellcat and even the owners gave it free range in its caged area. they're fucking wild animals, not teddy bears.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 01:41:59 2014 No.12105722 File: 814 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_2802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I touched the HECK out of some fluffy tail when I went to Japan and visited this place on a stop to Sapporo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMo9FWwKoiA

Anonymous Fri May 9 01:58:02 2014 No.12105745

>>12096978
Yeah they're cheap as fuck only like $2000 that's cheaper than most owners offer for puppies of most breeds

Domestic foxes are ugly as fuck though their tails shrink aren't as fluffy and start to curl up like >>12098293 shows

If you can get a fairly tame 1st or 2nd gen domestication processed one that still keeps the deep red and fluffier tail go for it, if not don't wast your time

then again you "NEETs" couldn't afford one anyway so it's not a big deal

>>>/an/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 08:19:06 2014 No.12106374 >>12105745 >$2000 that's cheaper than most owners offer for puppies of most breeds Why is America so expensive? Pets here are sold for token gestures ~$20.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 14:58:54 2014 No.12109103 i would love to have a fox as a pet, but im guessing small children would try to pull his tail or something, and the fox would snap a bite at them. I dont want to get my ass sued because a snot nosed brat couldnt keep his hands in the pocket

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 15:59:58 2014 No.12109237 File: 454 KB, 1384x1280, IMG_04793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12096797 make a hat out of it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 16:12:38 2014 No.12109258 I just got a badger brush for shaving cream and it was so soft. Is this the pleasure of touching fluffy tails?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 16:13:26 2014 No.12109261 how is this otaku culture

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 16:15:38 2014 No.12109266 >>12109261 Otaku culture is cute culture

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 16:17:17 2014 No.12109272 >>12109266 Who cares? At least it's not another general.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 16:18:22 2014 No.12109274 >>12109266 To >>12109258

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 18:19:53 2014 No.12109450 Genuinely surprised no one has mentioned fucking it, yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 18:20:23 2014 No.12109453 >>12109450 how would you fuck a tail?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 18:29:12 2014 No.12109469 File: 94 KB, 610x610, Folder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12109261 If you knew about otaku culture you´d know the kitsune (fox) is seen as a special animal, with almost deity qualities

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 18:30:07 2014 No.12109470 >>12109469 are you a kitsune otaku?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 18:34:40 2014 No.12109476 >>12109469 im more of a Babymetal otaku

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 07:20:54 2014 No.12110885 >>12109476 the proper vernacular is ``babymetal tumblrite''

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 12:40:29 2014 No.12111430 >>12109453 Train it to give you a tailjob.

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