Nips : Please Halp

[Anonymous No.]

I need subtitles for the movie Pitch Perfect (2012) in Japanese. I've scoured the internet for a couple weeks, but my Nihongo sux pregnant monkey balls, and I can't find it.

E-mail me at mmzillas -at- gmail.com if you find this and I'll pay you for it.

I never ask 4chan for anything, but it means a lot to me and I will deliver on the recompense.

[Anonymous No.]

why

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to register for several spam websites with your email address. Thanks OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12093677

I created that e-mail specifically to accomplish this task, so feel free. Once I get my subs I'm never logging into it again.

Nice try tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12093679
I wasn't going to do it anyway. Nice preparation though.

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>>12093686
/b/tard since 2004

[Anonymous No.]

>>12093692
I was ten years old in 2004... time flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12093657

OP here: I'm setting the bounty at $20. I want this shit bad and I'm tired of digging though the internet. I've been searching on and off for two weeks, and get nothing but dead ends.

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>>12093696
Do you want the subs in English or in Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone e-mailed me: "How do I know you'll pay me if I send it to you?" Easy: I need the whole subtitle file. You send me a portion of the track, and if it's the real deal I'll pay you for it.

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>>12093707
I want the subs in Japanese.

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>>12093657
Sum1 just sent me an robot-translated version of the English subtitles track.

That shit just doesn't read properly. Even my shit Japanese skills can tell it's all wrong.

Please find a legit human-translated version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=mmzillas

I bet this guy wanted to impress someone and pretended to be a translator and now he's desperately looking for someone to help him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12093719
If you follow that search link, you'll see I've been trying to find this shit for a while. I'm not trying to impress anyone. There's a version of this I could buy off of fucking Amazon and rip it myself, actually.

Someone out there has this, or can get this. I don't want but a disk, have it shipped to me, etc.

I had it translated via a robot at one point and it looked like shit. People wanted like $100 to proof-read and correct it - which was too much.

This is literally something I'm doing to share this movie with some friends of mine who live in Japan. That's the whole story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12093713
http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/6075760/Pitch-Perfect-2012-Japanese-DVDRip-720p-HOPE
Here have it for free (If this is what you are searching).

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>>12093719
>warosu

What's wrong with Foolz? Other than the people browsing the regular forums, of course.

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>>12093743
Thank you for trying. That torrent is actually the first place I started a couple weeks ago. It's basically a nonsense file with a trojan .exe included that's supposed to make you think you need to install a "mega codec pack" to play the video.