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Dude, wait up! You dropped this.

>> No.12079494

are those fart clouds?

>> No.12079495
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Thanks man.

>> No.12079496

I don't want it. Keep it.

>> No.12079505
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I don't want this! I'm gonna crush it!

>> No.12079509
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Dude, what are they doing?

>> No.12079512

>>12079509
fugging with alice!

>> No.12079607

>>12079505
how could you crush an innocent creature

>> No.12079622
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12079622

Should I drink it?

>> No.12079623
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>>12079607
It's okay, she'll be fine. Patchy is uncrushable.

>> No.12079626

>>12079622
No, you'll probably catch a disease.

>> No.12079669

cute onahole dude

>> No.12079673
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pocket

patchy

>> No.12079689
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>>12079673
Come to think of it, I don't think a pocket would be a good place for a Patchy. It's probably muggy and hard to breathe in there, and she would have an asthma attack and die. Then you would have a dead Patchy in your pocket and she would rot and smell even worse.

>> No.12079697

>>12079689
It depends on what pocket you put a pocketpatchy in. Please don't put her in your back or side pocket! A pocket patchy can ride comfortably in your front shirt pocket.

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>>12079697
I hadn't thought of this! They should put a disclaimer on Patchy package when you obtain a pocket Patchy.

>> No.12079712

Patchy is not a thing

>> No.12079722
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>>12079712
You're right. Patchy is a girl!

>> No.12079746
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>>12079689
>>12079697
I think a pocket Patchy would prefer to be in between your sweater/jacket and chest, that way she could stick her head out of the collar and go on adventures with you!

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>>12079746
i don't think a pocket patchy would want to go on adventures, she would just get cozy inside of your pocket and read a book.

she might accidentally cast a spell in your pocket and kill you though. patchy is dangerous!

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>>12079689
Patchy in your pocket is going to smell regardless

>> No.12079777

I'll crush her into nothing but a pile of bones and blood.

>> No.12079789

>>12079746
The only adventure patchy is going on is down the toilet

>> No.12079801 [DELETED] 

>>12079789
Finding patchy?

>> No.12079808
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>>12079801
patchy is a marine animal

>> No.12079809

>>12079808
Woah!

>> No.12079814

>>12079789
u wanna fite bro

>> No.12079817

>>12079814
You can go with her

>> No.12079836

I love Patchouli.

>> No.12079841

>>12079836
Do you love me?

>> No.12079895

>>12079841
Why would anybody love you?

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>>12079895

>> No.12079913

>>12079841
yes

>> No.12080025

>>12079777

How are you going to manage that? Crushing her isn't going to magically dismiss her other bodily components, such as hair, skin, and internal organs.

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>>12079906
Don't worry about him, dude. I love you.

>> No.12081056

I want full-size Patchy in my pocket.

>> No.12081317

>>12079746
I think I'd prefer to put my pocket Patchu into my pants.

>> No.12081384
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12081384

Does she have any interest in boy parts?

>> No.12081392

Are the tiny books a separate purchase?

>> No.12081401
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>>12081384
Patchy is a girl
It's only natural for her to be interested in the reproductive organs of the opposite sex

>> No.12081432

>>12081384
Not yours.

>> No.12081461

>>12079689
>asthma attack and die
It's a youkai, if they died so easily we would already have rmoved them from the face of Earth long ago.

>> No.12081467

>>12081461
Patchy get sick and uncomfortable, you bastard!

>> No.12081471

>>12081461
I thought we did just that
Gensokyo is like a nature preserve for Youkai

>> No.12081514

>>12081471
WHAT!?!
YOU MEAN WE MISSED SOME!?!

>> No.12082357

>>12079622
Purple drank?

>> No.12085656

Little Patchouli in my shirt pocket.

>> No.12089860
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>>12085656
pocket pmarisa

>> No.12090104

I want a pocket Patchouli!

>> No.12090125

>>12082357

should NOT have laughed

>> No.12090171

I can't even keep a fish alive, how the hell could I keep a pocket patchy alive

>> No.12090207

I'm not a dude. Rude.

>> No.12090268

>>12090125
>>12082357
Niggers.

>> No.12090544 [DELETED] 

>>12090207
;)

>> No.12094678 [DELETED] 

Pocket patchy. Post pocket patch.

>> No.12094682

>>12090207
I'm a dude
He's a dude
She's a dude
We're all dudes

How could you forget?

>> No.12099609 [DELETED] 

>>12090268
The proper term is colored folk

>> No.12099614 [DELETED] 

Abusing a Pocket Patchy!

>> No.12099626
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>>12099614
the best part is that it's her own little book

>> No.12100536
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12100536

Pocket Patchy wants to marry you!

>> No.12100565
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12100565

I want Patchy to put me in her pocket!

>> No.12100587

>>12100565
I bet it reminds you of your moms basement nerd. All filed with only cheetos and dirty napkins.

>> No.12100600
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>>12100587
We don't have a basement.

>> No.12104837 [DELETED] 

>>12100536
Marrying pocket patchy!

>> No.12108766 [DELETED] 

>>12089860
WHOA there's a mushroom in my pocket......

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pocket sheepneet

>> No.12117067

I want to to put pocket in a patchy.

>> No.12117124

I'd put something in patchy's pocket if you know what I mean

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>>12079622
It doesn't matter how many times I see this picture, I always see the thumbnail as this.

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>>12121403
The hats bottom also looks like a skateboard.
Patchy has a secret life.

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