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Satori is an Idol!

>> No.12064529

Satori is a fart!!!

>> No.12064534

I worship her with my Penis

>> No.12064561 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.12067548
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>> No.12068464
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I want to befriend Satori, and then do some illicit stuff with her.
And then found a family, with Koishi being the eccentric aunt.

>> No.12068470

I wonder what kind of mother Satori would be.
Would she be strict, or laxist?

>> No.12068488

>>12068470
She wouldn't be able to raise her hand on her kids.
Since she can read their minds, she wouldn't be able to stand them being afraid of her.

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>>12068464
Please don't Marry Satori-chan. It is illicit.

>> No.12070878

>>12070788
Go away YAF.

>> No.12071659

>>12070788
I don't need to marry her to have her bear my kids.

>> No.12072056
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>>12071659
But that is fornication, Anon.

>> No.12072230

>>12072056
No. Making babies isn't fornicating. Having protected relations, or making love in a way that won't let the girl get pregnant (like anal) is fornicating.

>> No.12072238

>>12072230
The definition of fornication is sexual intercourse between unmarried people.

>> No.12072301

>>12072238
For pleasure.

Well, according to my definition.
Which may not be totally right.
Which means there's a small, slight chance of you not being wrong.

>> No.12073932
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Is there definitive evidence that Satori really can read minds and isn't just crazy?

>> No.12074011

>>12073932
Explain how did she copy all these spellcards and the dialogue before battling Reimu.

>> No.12074767

>>12073932
First of all, she is most definitely a Satori youkai. And their power is to read minds.
Second, she wouldn't be so damn hated if her readings weren't spot on.

>> No.12074778
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Satori SUCKS

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>>12074778
I want her to suck my ochinchin all day long.

>> No.12074789

>>12074778
Yeah she does.
And she's sexy as fuck.

>> No.12074792
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Satorin with glasses, what a qt.

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So much cuteness, I can't handle it anymore.

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Haa... refreshed~

>> No.12074888

Stop trying to hijack the thread with Satori you fuckers

>> No.12075253

>>12074888
The thread was already about Satori nigger.

>> No.12075438
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I want to fornicate with Satori's tummy.

>> No.12078424
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Satori loves to worry about her sister.

>> No.12078432

>>12078424
I wonder if, being a youkai, she still get sick from eating monster meat.

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>>12073932
Guh, those doujins. Such a adorably cute art style, but the content so heavy...
Please, someone help Satori. We're not all bad people, right, damn it!?

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>> No.12083556

>>12081136
Satori is cute.

>> No.12083599
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>>12068470
She'd be a wee, small, mother.

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>>12083599
A bit like Rumia?

>> No.12083697

>>12083599
Why is there no family story with a really small Satori like this one? I'd read it.

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>>12083697
People would stop working so they can read it and read it again, the economy would crash.

Ah, Satori-chan~
I want to lewd her up out of her stoic expression!

>> No.12083782

>>12083778
Write it YAF. You already wrote a story with her being a lover, now make her a happy wife.

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I concur with >>12083782.
And Koishi would be the best step-sister.

>> No.12083886
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>>12083782
But, I didn't.

>> No.12083934

>>12083886
Too many missing textures here.

>> No.12084090

>>12074778
Holy SHIT. This .gif is hot!

>> No.12084093

>>12084090
QFT.

>> No.12084573

>>12083599
If I could write cute stuff, I would write a story based on that picture.

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>> No.12084720

>>12084703
Remi has a big head.

>> No.12084892
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>> No.12085661

>>12084892
>that happy face
Satorin is love.

>> No.12086154

>>12083599
>scolding
>and then a small hit on the head
ADORABLE

>> No.12086166
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Please make sure to post first that picture filled with love when making a new Satori thread.

>> No.12086169

>>12084573
more like "if i could write at all" dumbass

>> No.12086194

>>12086169
;_;

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>>12086169
>>12086194

>> No.12087356

>>12086408
dont defend him

>> No.12087365

>>12086408
hes a faggot a quack and suck dick

>> No.12087379

>>12087365
someone get this hot head outta here

>> No.12087456

>>12087379
On it boss!

>> No.12088210

>>12087456
fucking white knight get the fuck out you are defending a piece of shit

>> No.12089070

>>12088210
/jp/'s prime post

>> No.12089179

>>12075438
I want to kiss her navel

>> No.12089378

>>12075438
I want to bend her over the table and have sex with her.

>> No.12090743

>>12081136
>walks home and drunk
>see that small girl making the puppy eyes
>"you told me you quit drinking, my son"

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Satori is already a mother for her sister.

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>>12091702
She needs a taste of her own medicine.

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>> No.12093912

>>12093563
Why are kimonos so classy?

>> No.12095609

>>12093832
That guy totally fucked up her eyes. They're too big.

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>>12095609
I liked this style.
Would lovingly rape.

>> No.12096669

>>12096011
Looks like Ryukishi007's style.

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Satori is a hard-working girl.

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>> No.12099122

>>12099024
>being this wet
How lewd.

>> No.12099136

YAF here.

Jesus Christ, you guys.

Love,
YAF

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>>12098998
Talented, too.

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>>12099168
she's pretty much just a mere gnome with edgy mind reading skills as plot devise

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Satori Komeiji, in a box, with dogs.
Please help.

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>>12099223
Okuu will save her!

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>>12099227
Okuu is busy.

>> No.12099245

>>12099223
Damn, that doujin...
Pros :
- Satori getting anally sexed.

Cons :
- Rape.
-Bestiality.

>> No.12099248

>>12099245
Satori rape is alright sometimes.

>> No.12099275

>>12099244
Don't leave the vibrator controls within her reach. Sloppy cat.

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>>12099024
This guy draws one of the best Satoris.
It reassures me to know that this will certainly get translated, no one can resist such cuteness.


Ahh... Ahh... sweaty Satori-chan~

I'll want to dry the sweat off her body with that cloth and then wring it out into my mouth!

>> No.12099934

>>12099670
You're a real creep, YAF.

>> No.12099954
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I always come in these threads hoping for smug, smirking Satori but it's always erotic pictures and moe.

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>>12099954
Here you go fucker.

>> No.12100008

>>12099670
hell, I got time. Link it up and I'll just post the script here.

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>>12100008
http://exhentai.org/g/686587/4df6288cae/

You're doing god's work, Anon.

>> No.12100155

>>12100025
-such hot.........
|
-wuts...
*flap
*flap
*whish
*whish
*fwop
*fwop
*splat
|
-fff...
-break tiem
*hue
|
*huue
*tak
*tak
-Ah, dear sister!
-Today finds itself rather hot again~
-what outfit...
*such lewd
*humph
-Because it's so hot~
-Why is it that here is so hot~?
*fwip
*fwip
|
-There be hellfire in these parts...
*pics
*Subterranean Animism Manor
*Fiery Hell
-This be core country and summer be all types of hot...
*I see
-It feels like a sauna...
*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stom
-What could this racket be...
-oh shi!?
*BWOOOF

>> No.12100159

>>12100155
|
*hngh, Satori
*Satoris
*jumps
-Hays,
step up offs yo...
-Unhand me you... dirty...
*waiver
-Fail
-Dear Sister!?
-If only my dear sister could find relief in the chill of the outside air.
-Her work keeps her from such...
|
*Hakurei Shrine
*laze~
-What reasons do you find yourself here...
*laze laze~
-I'm here as my abode is balmy and this is refreshing.
*Pardon my intrusion
|
-Evacuation is not for what a shrine is intended.
-Ow ow!
That is quite enough~
*drr drr
-Head there which Sanae resides, not here.
-Demon find themselves unwelcome!
-It's rather rowdy there
I find it hard to allay myself.
-... Certainly there is a lack of visitors...
-If only the subterrean was a bit more chill.
*sigh
-Then things would be easier for dearest sister as well.
-Whatever shall I do...
-Underground undoubted is which is hot.
-Immense is that of the humidity.

>> No.12100208

>>12100159
|
*ting
-If I may, Reimu.
-Where would this sound be coming from?
*swish
-hm?
Ah, you speak of the windchime?
-Windchime...
-Resounds of the wind through impacts.
*ting
-A refreshing, wonderful sound~
This may be all which I require...
*ting
-Underground lacks of wind chimes?
-I've yet to see one.
Mayhaps it's because of there not being much blow wind?
-Ah, that it may.
|
-By jove, I've got it!
-I shall relieve you of this for a spell.
-Er.
*How did she!
*Hum, then this goes here and...
-Stave! Without per...
*fweeep
*My thanks~
*Ah!
-How unfair this unconciousness!!
-Wind chime wut...
-no winds, such pointless.
-I am well aware of that~
-Thus I had fashioned that which needs no wind~
*rustle
*rustle
|
-Tada~
*clack
*clack
*cliclikclark
-By using an apparition I can produce sound without wind.
-Such sound produce
*So creepy
-The sound is such fail...
*chilly in wrong way
-Ah, I see...
This shant work...
*pout
-Fear not! I have another plan!
This one is the real one!

>> No.12100211

>>12100208
http://exhentai.org/s/5bfd5a2292/686587-12
I'll pick up the rest later. Need to go out to play mahjong with a couple dudes in Tokyo

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Don't worry anon, t-take your time.

>> No.12102970

I like how Satori is supposely cute, and yet she's the Touhou with the most porn doujin.

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>>12100250

>> No.12103400

>>12102999
I don't like how Koishi always looks like Porky.

>> No.12104042
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Getting high with Satori!

>> No.12106708

>>12104042
Satori's a bitch.

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>>12106708
Wattafuck man?

>> No.12107374

>>12106758
Ain't that the truth, mate?

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I wonder how Satori's third eye works. Does it float around almost on its own? Does she move it herself, like a limb?

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>>12109773
Koishis eye and tentacle seem mobile enough. Whether or not that is under her control is difficult to determine.

>> No.12110721

>>12109871
That is adorable. Do you have the whole story?

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>>12109773
>>12109871
Satori can fly (just like every other 2hu). If her body can defy gravity it's easy to assume that her eye can levitate as well. She probably keeps it in air even when she's walking (just because it looks cool).

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>>12110782
Maybe she has a way to attach her eye to her clothes, we don't know how delicate her eyetubes are.

A better question would be asking about what color of panties does she usually wear.


Ahh, Satori-chan!

>> No.12112202

>>12111414
Go away YAF.

>> No.12112392
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>>12112202
Liking Satori != being YAF

>> No.12112402

>>12112392
Being proREMILIAt = being YAF

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>> No.12114158

>>12113193
I can't decide whether I love or hate that guy's art style

>> No.12114202

>>12114158
Yohane is a bit like Kieyza. He has a very peculiar style.

>> No.12114227

>>12083599
I still find this adorable.

If she wasn't a monster, I would almost understand YAF's love for her.

>> No.12114235

>>12064515
I want Satori to beat me up!

>> No.12114237
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>>12114227
What's wrong with her being a monster?

>> No.12114241
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>>12084573
Do it! Do it!

>> No.12114268

>>12114237
>what's wrong with being a monster?
You can't be serious.

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Okay, mongrels. I am YAF and I will write you a Satori story. Give me ideas.

>> No.12114330

>>12114237
Would you want to raise a family with a monster living in your home, ready to pounce on you or your children when you are least expecting?

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>>12114268
>>12114330
Are you racists? Do you know that racism is banned outside of /b/? Satori can think, feel and love just like you and me.

>> No.12114335
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>>12114237
>>12114268
>>12114330

Pls no bully.

Satori is no monster.

>> No.12114338

>>12114333
Satori can also decide on a whim to drop her facade of caring for humans, and kill you and your entire family mercilessly.
Such a being cannot feel and love like humans, and thus should not be held to the same level as humans.
Satori is lower than a dog, and should be treated as such.

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>>12114330
>>12114338
Quite a claim. Got anything to back it up?

>> No.12114354

>>12114343
I sure do.
According to the Gensokyo Administration of Inter-species Relations (GAIR), in the year 2009, there were a total of 237 marriages between a human and a monster. Of those 237 marriages, 236 ended with the monster deciding to kill the human and his children on a whim, showing no signs of remorse. So, yes, monsters cannot be treated like humans, and Satori shouldn't be allowed anywhere near humans.

>> No.12114359

>>12114354
Who was the exception?

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>>12114354
If you don't want to play, just say so.

>> No.12114366

>>12114359
The sole exception was Marisa Kirisame.

>>12114361
It should go without saying that humans and monsters cannot play together.

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>>12111414
Is not. Panties and panty shots and that whole thing aren't really part of Satori's appeal. She's better than that.

>> No.12114368
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>>12114338
Do people kill their pets as well on a sudden whim? You know, long time ago people were used to hunt those animals. But no one in modern society will kill their pet canary or eat their goldfish.

>>12114354
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

>> No.12114370

>>12114366
Except it doesn't.

>> No.12114371

>>12114366
Who did she fuck?

>> No.12114372

>>12114368
>Do people kill their pets as well on a sudden whim?
No, because humans can understand why killing a pet is wrong. A monster, however, can't understand this.

>There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
And the only level below statistics is using cliche quotes to substitute as your argument because you can't come up with one for yourself.

>>12114370
Actually, it does.

>>12114371
GAIR does not disclose specifics of individual relationships.

>> No.12114383

>>12114286
Satori married a man and is raising their kids. The whole story is Satori talking to herself.

Plot twist : the man died of old age a long time ago.

>> No.12114386

>>12114383
No, nothing depressing ;_;

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>>12114383
I don't like this idea.

>> No.12114391

>>12114372
>A monster, however, can't understand this.
You're indeed racist. I'm calling janitor.

And those stats can't be true. The population of the Human Village is quite low, less then one thousand people. It's not possible to have 236 murders in a single year (even more if you include their children). With such rate all human population in Gensokyo would be extinct in 3 years.

>> No.12114393

>>12114386
>>12114388
If I could write sweet stuff, I would fucking write it myself.

But last time I tried writing something sweet, it ended up with the man manipulating the girl and she decided to blow him up. Literally. With explosives. Because he was cheating on her. And he also murdered another guy so he could fuck the widow.
So yeah, I can't write good stuff.

>> No.12114395

>>12114391
>It's not possible to have 236 murders in a single year
Considering that a single human life is worth far more than a single monster life, it makes sense to count a single murder of a human more than once in official records.

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>>12114393
I believe in you.

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>>12114393
Write about this then.

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>>12114396
So I'll believe in you, who believe in me.

>> No.12114420

>>12114410
What, about Satori being entangled in her own blood vessels?

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>>12114420
No, but that sounds fun too.

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>>12114436
So something like :
"I am laying on the floor, in an unnatural and painful position, my arms bent backward.
I know I am full of secrets, but my arms shouldn't bend like that. This is not natural, even for me.
I cannot move. The slightest move pulls on my vessel, causing a horrible pain. Remember that pain you felt when you took out your nose hairs? This is the same kind of pain, except it's worse.
I can feel a cramp coming in my leg, irritated by the sudden exercice after being unused for months, but I cannot move.
If I move, it'll pull my vessels, and causes me pain. If I don't move, the cramp will comes for sure, settles, starts breeding, and will soon take over my lower body, turning it into pure pain, the muscles being so tight that I will fear, for one second, that they will snap under the sudden pressure.
"Hey, Big Sis, looks like you're knee-deep in shit, right?"
I raise my head, my eyes watering with gratefulness. My sister arrived, she's going to help me !
"Don't be scared, sis, I brought the tools !"

Scissors? What for-'

>> No.12114488

>>12114474
>Picture
Why are you the one reading her mind?

>> No.12114490

>>12114488
You mistook it mate. This is the Anon's tought bubbles, with her reading them.

>> No.12114495

>>12114490
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.

>> No.12114502

>>12114474
>"it's like peeling a banana"
I am laughing fivever.

>> No.12114522
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>>12114474
Don't cut Satori, she'll die.

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So did she just never get a name? She's like a dog named dog.

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>>12114367
You don't understand.

Panty shots and that whole thing isn't the main event.
The main event is getting to see a flustered and embarrassed Satori, with her cute little face getting as red as a beet!


>>12114286
Remi x Satori

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>>12114286
Okay, how about something heart-warming this time? Why not tell the story of Satori's family, before Koishi and her ended up alone? Given how Koishi reacted to her power, you can suppose she was a sheltered child, unlike Satori who's used to be hated.
Beside, I'm curious to know if it's possible for satoris to be born from other youkais.

>> No.12115336

>>12115315
are you asatsuki dou

>> No.12115380

>>12114490
Yeah, I mistook it as well. I only saw the arrows and not the little circles pointing toward the viewer.

>> No.12115438

>>12115336
Even better, have the parents hating Satori for being a satori (thus explaining her shitty name), while they are oblivious to the fact that Koishi is a satori too.
And then they die, and Satori has to take care of the sheltered, loved little sister she's jealous of.

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>>12115438
Forgot the picture.

>> No.12115563
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>>12114286
lol

>> No.12115636

>>12083678
I love this.

>> No.12115639

>>12083778
I thought Remilia was your one and only.

>> No.12115642

>>12115636
It's even better translated, mate.
And by better, I mean "I almost cried like a little girl".

>> No.12115644

>>12115642
Link it translated man.

>> No.12115651

>>12115644
There :
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1587734


Sorry, but sometimes 4chan autobans you if you try to post forbidden links.

>> No.12115659

>>12115651
Alright. I wasn't too off. Still a nice story. Thanks.

>> No.12115662

>>12099136
YAF here

Stop pretending to be YAF.

Love,
YAF

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>>12115662
NO ME

>> No.12115677

>>12114286
Here's an idea.
http://dagobah.net/flash/put.swf

>> No.12115712
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>>12115662
I am YAF.

>> No.12115813

>>12115712
I don't even care about YAF or who he is and I'm YAF.

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>>12115639
A servant of the devil cannot be bound by such things as morality.

But Remi has priority on the dicking line.

>> No.12115819

>>12115817
And what would your mistress say should she hear you say that?

>> No.12115825

>>12115819
Punishment, a fitting one for the filthy cur I am.

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>>12115825

>> No.12115831

>>12115825
You should be faithful to your mistress.

>> No.12115889

>>12115828
Because /jp/ is like a bar where everyone is drunk or horny or both.

>> No.12116163

>>12114474
I once walked in that, but I don't remember putting it on my screen.

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>>12115671
Why does this make me laugh so much?

>> No.12116337
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What kind of animal would Satori be? A lionness?

>> No.12116341
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>>12116337
Cat. Sister like sister.

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>>12116341
Impossible, mate.
Koishi's a cat because she walks in and out as she pleases. Satori isn't as free as Koishi, and she cares about her family and pet too much to be cat-like.
No, look for an animal to take care of his siblings.


Also, these little paws...

>> No.12116354
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>>12116346
Fair enough.
What animals are the best mothers?

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>>12116354
I have no idea, mate.
I said lionness before, but that wouldn't make sense, since Koishi is more powerful than her.

>> No.12116476

But who is YAF?

>> No.12116487
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>>12116476
A pseudonym of proREIMIRIAt which he uses on THP to write lewd fanfictions.

>> No.12116550
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>>12116476
I told you! I am YAF!

>> No.12116551

>>12116487
L-lewd and thanks!

>> No.12116591

>>12116551
Satori is disgusted by your perverted thoughts.
And slightly turned on.

>> No.12116606
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>>12116346
>>12116354
>>12116360
How well does Satori take care of her pets, really? They always seemed pretty independent to me.

>> No.12116617

>>12116606
Satori doesn't really take care of her pets because she has so many. That's how Okuu went on her world domination gig with Satori being none the wiser.

>> No.12117099
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>>12116487
Please stop.

Even the real YAF with his tripcode clarified that here. I'm just your average Satori lover.

>> No.12117337

>>12117099
And yet you admitted being YAF, several threads earlier. Trying to rewrite history, are you, Wilson?

>> No.12117358

>>12116606
>How well does Satori take care of her pets, really?
Poorly.

>> No.12117417
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>>12117099
I still haven't forgiven your April Fools joke, jackass.

>> No.12117466

>>12116487
And piss off youkai-fuckers by calling all youkai "monster", as well as giving useful advice to wannabe writefags.

>> No.12117522 [DELETED] 

>>12116487
Whats THP an abbreviation for?

>> No.12117568
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12117568

Anybody have that doujin page whre Satori tries stand-up comedy?

>> No.12117593

>>12117466
Using the spoiler function like that is really funny. I'm going to tell all my friends how cool you are.

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>>12117568

>> No.12117609

>>12117466
>calling all youkai "monster"

That's what everyone should be doing, for the sake of semantical correctness. I don't even see how it could piss anyone off.

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>>12117593
Cool story, mate I'll tell my dog about it.


>>12117609
It pisses off the youkai fuckers, because it forces them to remember that this cute little girl is originally a 2 meters tall monster that can and will rip your arm off before shoving it in your mouth.
Besides, everything's better when in another language (ecept my stories, but that's something else). That's why everyone keep saying "doujinshi" instead of "amateur comic", "youkai" instead of "monster", "miko" instead of "shrine maiden", and "baka" instead of "idiot".

>> No.12117653

>>12117638
*except

>> No.12117719
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>>12117638
Most of them are pretty cute and harmless critters. Here, have a satori.

>"doujinshi" instead of "amateur comic"
>"miko" instead of "shrine maiden"
Neither of those is a problem, unless you're some kind of self-hating repressed weeaboo. Doujinshi is a more specific description than "amateur comic". "Shrine maiden" is a neologism invented for the sole purpose of describing a miko, it's pointless and misleading (Touhou mikos in particular should more properly be called shamanesses).

Youkai instead of monster is a problem not because it's Japanese, but because it makes people believe youkai are some specific class of beings, while originally, it's just a catch-em-all term for, well, monsters.

>> No.12117732

>>12117719
>Doujinshi is a more specific description than "amateur comic".
It really isn't. Not all doujinshi are comics.

>> No.12117745

>>12117732
Correction accepted.

Scratch "specific", then, let's just say they're different.

>> No.12117746

>>12117732
not him, but you could derive what type of doujinshi it is from the context

>> No.12117750 [DELETED] 

>>12117746
http://forum.
jphip
.com/index.php?topic=21743.0

i just set it up, this guide really helped

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>>12117653
True, my bad.

>>12117719
>Neither of those is a problem, unless you're some kind of self-hating repressed weeaboo
How do you kn- I mean what's wrong with neologisms?
But yeah, shamaness sounds good. I'll use that now.

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>>12117596
Thank you!

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>> No.12117942

>>12117596
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/energetic_satorin

>> No.12118924

>>12117942
>omnchicken
egawd no

>> No.12120005

>>12117794
There are many unpleasants things I'd like to do to her ass.

>> No.12120248

I want to be teased by Satori.

>> No.12120272

>>12117732
そこ?
I think the "amateur" part is more wrong. There's plenty of professional authors who make doujin works as well.

>> No.12120285
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>>12116606
She takes care of them as much as they want to be taken care of, since they were able to take care of themselves before without her just fine. This of course means its a pet/owner relationship in the sense that they only really want the affection that comes from it.

>> No.12120295

>>12120272
And there are people who treat drawing doujinshi as a profession.

The closer you look at it, the more it seems the description just doesn't fit at all.

>> No.12120328

Satori is scary. If you cheat on her, she knows it. If you want to anal and are too scared to ask, she knows and will tease you.
If you're unsatisfied with what she cooked, she knows.


Whatever you do, if you remember it, SHE KNOWS.

>> No.12122073
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12122073

Satori would get along will with Kokoro.

implying they're not the same person

>> No.12124109

satori the worst touhou

>> No.12125767
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>>12124109
Please no bully

>> No.12125770

>>12120295
If you really treated it as a profession, you would get a publisher.

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>> No.12126079

>>12125767
stop being a self-centered bitch
this thread is not even about you

>> No.12126120

>>12125770
Professional != corporate slave

>> No.12126456

>>12126120
Go home fucking hippy.

>> No.12126895

Please pee on my penis, Satori-chan.

>> No.12127265
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>>12126895
what the fuck

>> No.12128526

>>12126895
Endless ejaculation

>> No.12128773

>>12126895
go home YAF
you're drunk

>> No.12128931
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I want her to sit on my face

>> No.12129033

>>12128931
I want her to emotionally abuse me.

>> No.12129147
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>>12128931
I wonder what the touhous would think if they read these threads.

>> No.12129603

>>12129147
They would think "meh, teenagers".

>> No.12129669
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I hate to break it to you, YAF, but Satori already has a gigolo.

>> No.12129703

>>12129669
Is that ZUN's self insert?

>> No.12129733

>>12129703
Why would he need a self-insert? He already has a wife, unlike all people using said self-insert.

>> No.12129841

>>12129733
Like in that story where the main character is a doppelganger fucking touhous?

>> No.12129876

>>12129841
Isn't this guy canon, though?

>> No.12129880

>>12129876
Wade? Canon?

If shitty self-inserts fanfics were canon, Gensokyo would be filled with Marye Sue.

>> No.12129892

>>12129880
So some guy drew fanart of a fanon guy?

>> No.12129901

>>12129892
I think you misunderstood my post.

>> No.12130055

>>12120328
I like how your first worry is "I can't cheat on her".

> If you want to anal and are too scared to ask, she knows and will tease you.
>implying that's a bad thing
What are you, a faggot? You don't like to be teased?

>> No.12130098 [DELETED] 

>>12130055
Nice implying meme, subhum/a/n.

>> No.12131021

>>12130055
I don't like being submissive, unlike you. If you enjoy not being on top, that's your problem.
And if you're too beta to act first, that's also your problem.

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>>12131021
>calls others beta
>posts on /jp/

>> No.12131168

>>12131088
Who are you quoting?

>> No.12131209
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12131209

Y to the A to the F here.

I can't even tell whether I'm that proRemiriat guy anymore.

Fuck you guys.

Piss,
YAF

>> No.12131226

>>12131088
epic reaction image dude

>> No.12131250

>>12131209
Sup YAF?
I though you changed from YAF to Reav.

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>>12131226

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>>12131021
>Not wanting to get dominated and playfully teased by Satori
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>> No.12131524
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Man, I'd do anything to become her life-long semen slave.

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>>12131524
I want to lewd her out of her usual calm and cool demeanor.

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>> No.12131729

>>12131521
>wish to get dominated by a girl
>a small girl
Do you even consider yourself as a man?

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>>12131729
No, I'm a girl.

>> No.12131769 [DELETED] 

>>12131521
Fuck off back to /v/.

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>>12131729
We're all little girls here.

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>>12131209
Remi x Satori lewdfic when.

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>>12131959
Never.

>> No.12131986 [DELETED] 

>>12131973
Fuck off with your spoilers.

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>>12131986
Why?

>> No.12132013 [DELETED] 

>>12131990
Misusing spoilers is for retards who can't help but throw a shit joke(if we can even call it a joke).

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>>12132013
>implying it is really the case
>implying "fuck off with your spoilers" isn't just a shitty meme

>> No.12132065

>>12131973
How does she sleep with those things growing out of her back?

Wait a minute she's a vampire. Do vampires even need to sleep?

>> No.12132072 [DELETED] 

>>12132050
I honestly cen't tell if you're ironically shitposting or actually serious.

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>>12131959
When someone comes up with a reason for the two to even meet.

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>>12132065
I'm pretty sure she can get rid of them just by willing it. Or maybe I just read that in a doujin, I don't remember.

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>>12132196
They're pretty similar characters, I can see them getting along well.

>> No.12132730

>>12132072
The bioshock image pretty much gave it away.

>> No.12132872

>>12114395
So you're admitting to basically making up the numbers on the spot?

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>>12132196
Koishi drags her to the SDM or something.

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>> No.12132949

>>12132948
Satori is not that small!

>> No.12132952

>>12132909
That's hardly a place to start. I need motive. Is this the start of an incident? Is there a buisness deal being brokered between the Palace of Earth Spirits and Scarlet Devil Mansion? Did Satori get lost on the way to deal with the Moriya Shrine Conspiracy to take over the underground? Think, man, think!

>> No.12132959

>>12132952
You could go with any of those, if you wanted to.

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>>12132952
It's Yukari's fault.

>> No.12132967

>>12132196
Koishi roams around Gensokyo, bragging about her sister being in charge of the Old Hell. Remilia hears that, and is immediately jealou- I mean curious about a young girl doing such a hard work.

So she goes to the Underground, meets Satori, and the satori Satori says to the suspicious vampire to get the fuck out, and they fight to the death.

After that, I don't know how, but they fall in love and fuck.
There.
Now write it.

>> No.12132971

>>12132948
WHY ISN'T THAT TRANSLATED

>> No.12132974

>>12132967
I can put together a storyboard, but I'm not writing it. I've got too much stuff on my plate as is.

>> No.12132980

>>12132974
Same here. Engaged in too many projects to have time and willpower to learn how to write lewd stuff.

>> No.12132993

>>12132952
Sakuya is sent to the Palace of the Earth Spirits as an emissary of Remilia's will, but as seeing she is taking too long, Remilia decides to go and bring her back herself.

Something
Something
Lewd
Kiss
Kiss
Something
End

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The main problem with RemixSatori is that Remilia cannot legally go underground. So Satori has to come out.
And except in some rare doujinshis where she decides to follow Koishi and walk a merry way with her beloved sister, she stays in the Palace of Earth Spirits.

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>> No.12133017

>>12132997
What do you mean she can't go underground?
She has her parasol. And any kind of subterranean sun wouldn't be on the same chamber/vault where Satori lives.

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>> No.12133026

>>12133017
>This old youkai, Yukari Yakumo, wanted the youkai to refrain from interfering in the affairs of the underground world.
>Yukari "The underground world has different arrangements, so we can't act too overtly."
You never wondered why the protagonists in SA are humans? No half-goddess, no weird maid?

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>>12133026
If the Remi wants to draw blood from Satori's slender neck, the Remi will go and draw blood from said neck.

>No half-goddess, no weird maid?
Because Yukari said she would take care of the matter.
ZUN appealing to his irl friends with the Playable Character choice.

>> No.12133047

>>12133040
Same fact. Different interpretations.

I wish I could open your brain like I would open a computer.

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>>12133047
Rude.

>> No.12133066

>>12133058
Remilia a shit

>> No.12133089

>>12133047
I can bench 120kg son, I've been training to bearhug vampire cuties into submission but I can hook you in the jabber as well m8.


But really, what other interpretation is there to the fact that Yukari said she would take care of the problem herself?. If she didn't, Sakuya might have ended going to investigate anyways.

>> No.12133099

>>12133089
>But really, what other interpretation is there to the fact that Yukari said she would take care of the problem herself?

Dunno. Let me check :
>[Yukari ]wanted the youkai to REFRAIN from interfering in the affairs of the underground world
I'm surprised you understood that as "I'm gonna take care of it", since I understood "none of you fuckers get near near the underground if your lifespan excess 50 years, capice?"

>> No.12133113

>>12133099
Yukari not wanting things to happen doesn't stop them from doing so.

That is classic "Yukari lol borders OP boss of Gensokyo" logic.

>> No.12133121

>>12133113
I'm not sure if you're misunderstanding or if you're just stupid.

>> No.12133148

>>12133121
Calling other stupids doesn't make your reasoning any better.
And it isn't the first time I read you responding like that.

>> No.12133151

Guys, please don't fight. This is about love of youkai, not hate.

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>> No.12133195

>>12133148
Coming from the guy who read "Yukari's desires are absolute" instead of "Yukari wanted the youkai to refrain from interfering because they have an agreement with the underworld", that doesn't sound convincing.

Either you're really stupid, or you're trolling. I hope you're trolling, because nobody can be that dumb. Except a bigot, reading what he wants, carefully ignoring the rest.

>> No.12133199

There was a deal with the underground youkai where they would stay underground and the youkai above ground wouldn't go into the underground. This was not a problem for the underground youkai because they went there voluntarily and it wasn't a problem for above-ground youkai because they were scared shitless of the oni and the other dangerous youkai. Above all though, this was a formal agreement; the youkai above-ground didn't go underground because they made that deal. It isn't as though the above-ground youkai were the ones enforcing this rule, it's those underground that hold the bargaining power. They were given the underground to freely use, without influence from those above ground. If those above ground break the deal, the oni aren't bound to their promise to leave the above ground alone.

What Yukari "wants" has little to do with the ramifications of the deal. Patchouli had just read vaguely that she shouldn't be going down there, and Reimu and Marisa didn't budge when she asked them to deal with it so she contacted Yukari. Yukari didn't want the SDM to shit all over everything so she got Reimu to go down.

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>> No.12133206

>>12133199
It's not even mentionned if the deal was made with Yukari around. She just happens to know about it because she's the eldest youkai around who isn't completely senile.

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>>12133199
>Reimu and Marisa didn't budge when she asked them to deal with it
Fucking lazy ass bitches.

>> No.12133215

>>12133206
That's neither here nor there, but considering she's been there since the first boundary was put up, it's likely she was at least somewhat involved. The oni didn't start leaving until some "hundreds of years ago" so it isn't like the deal was made a super long time ago.

>> No.12133224

>>12133215
Yeah, but her role isn't detailled. Maybe she was part of the deal, maybe she was here as a witness, maybe as an arbiter.
Who knows? ZUN does, but he's too busy taking care of his baby.

The only clear things are :
1) it's not Yukari's whim, it's an official agreement between gentleyoukai. They probably even had top hat when they signed the deal.
2) too many youkais going up and down is bound to cause hilarious incidents, including alcohol.

>> No.12133242

>>12133224
i wasn't disagreeing with that though

>> No.12133649

>>12133242
I don't need you disagreeing to add arguments or try to clarify things.

>> No.12133959

>>12133148
you got owned big time, kid

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>>12133148
At any rate, you convinced me you're definitely not YAF. He knows the canon better than you, wouldn't speak without being sure, and he often makes fun of himself when he's wrong.
You talked without knowing, you misunderstood everything without checking, and as soon as >>12133199 explained clearly what was going on, you disappeared.

I miss YAF, at least he was fun.

>> No.12134038

>>12133983
Did YAF even write yuri?

>> No.12134075

>>12134038
I honestly do not know.

>> No.12134161

>>12134075
Then that convinces me even further that he cannot be YAF.

>> No.12134172

>>12134161
You know you guys are having a conversation about if a guy who said "I'm not YAF" is or isn't YAF?

>> No.12134230

All move to >>12122827

>> No.12134547

>>12133983
I disappeared before that, because I didn't want to keep talking with someone as rude as you.

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