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So I'm getting a cat soon.

Can I call her Chen, /jp/? Please let me call her Chen.

>> No.1202862

Go back to /an/

>> No.1202870
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>> No.1202875

No, you must call her Rika.

>> No.1202874

no, now you must call your cat Frunkles

>> No.1202879

My cat will be called Orin.

>> No.1202883

>>1202879
Fail. Now i'm coming to your doorstep and kicking your cat in the face

>> No.1202881
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No, you must call her "Spot"

>> No.1202885

I had a cat when I was a boy. His name was Shadow. He was the greatest pet of all, and now that he is gone, there will never be another.

Leave me, Anonymous. I must brood.

>> No.1202887

I named my cat Bubbaganoosh

>> No.1202895

>>1202881

Data is moe.

>> No.1202891

>>1202887
isn't that a garlicky eggplant dip of some sort?

>> No.1202892

Hold on, let me put my cat on the keyboard:

kfjsfepqf][\

I'm an expert in cat language, she says you can name her Chen, as long as you don't get all creepy and pretend to be Ran.

>> No.1202896

>>1202891
no...it's my cat

>> No.1202901
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You must call your cat Romeo. I don't care if it's a girl cat. Her name shall be Romeo.

>> No.1202905

I miss Jack the stupid cat.
He used to go back to home drunk, biting everyone on the way.

>> No.1202906

;.; /r/ the picture with the story about the cat called 'Ugly(?)'

>> No.1202909
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Call your cat whatever you damn well please.

Just don't expect anyone to care just because you called it Chen.

(Now, putting a hat on it AND having it do something silly - that might do it.)

>> No.1202911

>>1202906
Fuck off.

>> No.1202913

>>1202906
It's ;_; not ;.; you fucking newfag.

>> No.1202914

>>1202906
Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love.

The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly. To start with, he had only one eye and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner. His tail has long age been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch.

Ugly would have been a dark grey tabby, striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs. Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. "That's one UGLY cat!!"

>> No.1202915

>>1202909
I hate people that put clothing on their pets. Makes me want to punch them in the face for doing that shit to their pet.

>> No.1202916

Standard protocol on 4chan calls for your cat to be named biscuit.

>> No.1202917

All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave. Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the hose on him, he would stand there, getting soaked until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around feet in forgiveness.

Whenever he spied children, he would come running, meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love. If you ever picked him, up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could find.

One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbor's huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. From my apartment I could hear his screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time I got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly's sad life was almost at an end.

>> No.1202919

Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked him up and tried to carry him home, I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling. It must be hurting him terribly, I thought.

Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear. Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying, was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion.

At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain.

Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly. Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for.

Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, beautiful, but for me, I will always try to be Ugly.

>> No.1202928

>>1202919
cool story bro

>> No.1202929

>>1202919
Nice tale, comrade.

>> No.1202933

>>1202919

Entertaining yarn, sir.

>> No.1202935

>>1202919
Sweet tale, buddy.

>> No.1202938

>>1202919
Interesting anecdote, pal.

>> No.1202943

>>1202919
قصة باردة, صديقتي

>> No.1202944

>>1202919

A noteworthy account, sir.

>> No.1202958

>>1202919
прохладная история, мой товарищ

>> No.1202966

>>1202919
Une conte intéressante, mon ami.

>> No.1202977

>>1202919
tight story, nigga

>> No.1202988

>>1202919
( ;ω;)

>> No.1202990

>>1202919

Buena historia, amigo.

>> No.1202996

>>1202919
Sugoi Sugoi, Senpai!

>> No.1203024

If it's gray it must be name Chi.

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>>1203024

>> No.1203038

>>1202881
how the fuck do you make Data moe?

>> No.1203047

>>1203038
Andriod moe, it's easy

>> No.1203067

>>1203047
but why fucking Data?

>> No.1203074

>>1203067
Because Data is moe.

Positronic moe~

>> No.1203079

>>1203074
my star trek side is raging but my 4chan side is laughing its ass off, im confused now ...

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>>1203079
Android moe~

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>>1203074
:3

>> No.1203111

>>1203079
You should know by now that most female nerds have a crush on Data.

>> No.1203130

>female

Fuck. Off.

>> No.1203132
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Cats are FABULOUS creatures.

>> No.1203147

>>1203111
you should know that Data is dead as of the last movie.

>> No.1203158

>>1203111
Wait, is that sort of like that all male nerds have a crush on ZOMG TEH REI?

>> No.1203161

>>1203158
I don't have a crush on that stupid cunt.

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>>1203161
You can't resist NERV's psi-ops techniques.

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>>1203158
No, it's more like all male nerds have a man-crush for Data.

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>>1202990
>>1202996

I lol'd.

>> No.1203233

Best thread in /jp/.

>> No.1203276

>>1203165
Sauce on this?

>> No.1203290

>>1203276
4chan

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