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Post otaku things or die edition.

Saying this because janny told me to edition:
no neet stuff
no gay stuff
no circle jerking
no blogging

lets keep this otaku related. and please no feces posts

>> No.12026990

I just sharted

>> No.12026991

>>12026987
today I ate a cupcake thank yoiu for listening

>> No.12026995

>no neet stuff
>no gay stuff
>no circle jerking
>no blogging

What's the point then?

>> No.12026997
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(#´ Д` #)

>> No.12026999

>>12026997
y/n

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this thread is moot approved

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>>12027002

>> No.12027010

>>12026987
Sometimes I wish I could just get together all the homeless people and invite them to my house and then give them all a hot bath and a place to stay the night, but then I remember that I'm homeless too.

>> No.12027011
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>had the day off
>shitposted on /jp/ five hours striaght
>didnt even leave the house once
truNEET as FUCK

>> No.12027016

>>12027011
five hours get real pvssiboi until you turn a 12 hour shift on the jay you can't roll with the big dogs.

>> No.12027019

>>12027016
holy shit get a life nerd lmao

>> No.12027020

>>12027011
>no trash service anymore cause cant afford it
>piss bottles pile'ing up in my room
>some of them months old
>dont want to open them to dump them down the toilet

i shouldnt have pissed in bottles

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>>12027016
wow what a bad ass

i bet this guy is cool as fug

>> No.12027030

today i decided to not feel anything or do anything ever again
thx for listening

>> No.12027052
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uwabaki otaku

>> No.12027062
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>no neet stuff
>no feces posts

>> No.12027067

Can someone please post more Japanese schoolgirls bullying others?
I lost all of my images.
I really liked one with a bunch of them bullying a fat guy,

>> No.12027071

>>12027067
Why do you need images of that? You can get a first person view of schoolgirls bullying a fat guy by walking outside.

>> No.12027081

>>12027067
>>12027071
rekt

>> No.12027082
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>>12027067
i can bully you anon. but it will come at a steep price

>> No.12027086

>>12027071
They're not wearing uniforms

>> No.12027185
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Tetris is otaku.

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/jb/

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If I learn enough japanese language and culture and consume enough japanese media will I experience tanasinn?

>> No.12027470

>>12027185
Is that Jung Freud?

>> No.12027491
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12027491

how to you approach a girl jp?

>> No.12027500

What are /jp/'s favorite retro Japanese PC games?
PC-88?
PC-98?
X1?
X68000?
FM-7?
FM Towns?
MSX?

>> No.12027512

>>12027500
i like snatcher

>> No.12027514
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>>12027491

>> No.12027515

>>12027512
Snatcher is cool as heck. I've been meaning to play MSX fan translation just as an excuse to play it again. The first two acts at least.

>> No.12027516
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>>12027491

>> No.12027523
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>>12027514
Are kneesocks/thighhighs really that popular amongst japanese schoolgirls?

>> No.12027532

i have a right to discuss my neethood here
no janny can take that away from me

>> No.12027535

>>12027532
Get a job, you bum!

>> No.12027536

>>12027532
What did you do today?

>> No.12027537

>>12027536
I went for a jog, masturbated, cooked/ate pizza and watched Spirited Away.

>> No.12027542

>>12027537
i wish i was as productive as you. 本当に〜

>> No.12027545

>>12027537
>I went for a jog
Damn, that's actually pretty good. I can only exercise when I'm not depressed.

>> No.12027548

>>12027491
from behind

>> No.12027549

>>12027532
>>12027535

What is the most otaku job one can have?

>> No.12027550

>>12027523
Yes, everyone wears them in Tokyo
It's fabulous

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>>12027548

>> No.12027553

>>12027549
Server administrator

>> No.12027559
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>no neet stuff
>no gay stuff
>no circle jerking
>no blogging

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>>12027523
only slutty schoolgirls do

>> No.12027562

>>12027549
Janitor on an anime imageboard.

>> No.12027565

>>12027549
Work Family Mart register

>> No.12027574

>>12027549
being danny CHOO

>> No.12027576

>>12027560
why would you turn a three-second gif into a webm clip?

>> No.12027578

>>12027576
Smaller filesize

>> No.12027581

>>12027549
DANNY CHOO normie neurotypical ``otaku'':
- marketing
- stand-up comedy
- engineering, computer or otherwise
- some bullshit asian studies postdoc

truNEET hikki dog pervert otaku:
- direct mail charity scams
- freelance web designer
- welfare fraudster

>> No.12027593

>>12027576
more than 8 bits of colour?
i'm not familiar with it enough tbh.

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>>12027545
You will feel better and cure your depression if you just start exercising.
I just recently started couch to 5k, pic related, and I'm on week 2 now. A schedule like this can really help you stick with it.

>> No.12027610

>>12027581
where would teaching english in kneepawn fit on the scale?

>> No.12027615

>>12027605

I'm not convinced by running/jogging I'm not just doing more damage to my knees and ankles even with running shoes.

>> No.12027617

>>12027605
I've used schedules many times.
I'm too used to having other people crack the whip to keep me in line.

>> No.12027621

>>12027605
Is there an Emi daki I can run with?

>> No.12027623

>>12027615

Walking briskly, elevating your heart rate and improving your terrible level of fitness will help your mental state. I know it sounds awful.

Your physiology has a lot to do with your psychology.

>> No.12027624

>>12027605
the first time i pushed myself to go a bit further I vomited my breakfast on my shoe in someone's front yard just before sunrise, then i went home, showered, and went to work.

i haven't tried again since and I feel pretty bad about the whole thing.

>> No.12027630

>>12027615
You are doing more damage to yourself by not moving. Your body is shutting down.

>> No.12027637

>>12027624
and I'm not some fatfuck, i do 20-30k walks reasonably well and i sometimes participate in those walks for charities, i think i'm just really bad at any running and I don't know how to get better.

>> No.12027638

>>12027621
you can walk an Emi daki in a wheelchair i suppose.

>> No.12027642

>>12027630
This. Your body doesn't see a demand for itself to function so it reduces itself to the lowest performance setting.

>> No.12027666

>>12027553
This is what I'm going to school for but I'm pretty sure I'm too incompetent for it. Hopefully I can get some sort of web design job instead. But probably not.

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>>12026987

my first .weeb

Will try to post more live tv captures as the opportunity arises

>> No.12027675

>>12027670
Impressive.

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It was my birthday the other day and nobody called me or even cared to wish me a happy birthday...

Has this happened to anyone else before?

>> No.12027683

>>12027670
please do

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>>12027559
its just there to make janny think we're behaving

>> No.12027687

>>12027680
Not one person? Usually one or two family members wish me a happy birthday, but I try hard not to make a big deal out of it because I would rather it not be celebrated or anyone remember.

Well I know it's late, but....Happy Birthday anon-kun!

>> No.12027691

>>12027680
Nope, Mom still calls me from the basement ready to sing me the happy birthday song up stairs. And I'm 36 years old.

>> No.12027693

>>12027680
Just get a facebook and people will be reminded to congratulate you

>> No.12027697

>>12027693
>congratulate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM

>> No.12027698

>>12027008

How did this touhou / jp start?

>> No.12027700

>>12027605
>>12027615

Thats why you ride a bike instead.

Its such a shame that people here try to run over people on bikes.

>> No.12027702

>>12027693
i made my spawndate private on my FB account and then the next year exactly 0 friends wished me well.
like I took the effort to learn my closest friends' dates, but none of them shared this effort? socially then, i must've fucked up somewhere pretty bad.

>> No.12027707

>>12027700
i never learned how to ride a bike. this is one of my secrets /jp/, please keep it safe yoroshiku.

>> No.12027711

>>12027680
>>12027687
>>12027691
>>12027693
>>12027697

Seriously. Exactly why is the anniversary of somebody's date of birth worth celebrating in the first place?

Stop with this normalfaggotry ritual.

>> No.12027717

>>12027711
We want what we will never have.

>> No.12027720

>>12027717

Want leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.

>> No.12027722 [DELETED] 

I ate fancy cupcakes today! The cupcake shop is connected to a flower shop!

>> No.12027724

>>12027722

Sorry but your post wasn't clear.

Did the cupcakes you ate come from the cupcake shop?

>> No.12027725

>>12027008
Wat gun is that?

>> No.12027727

>>12027725

Ask >>>/k/

>> No.12027731

>>12027725
Looks like a Makarov, but then again, I'm an idiot.

>> No.12027734 [DELETED] 

>>12027724
Yes, from the cupcake shop. There's two seperate doors, one to the cupcake shop and one to the flower shop, and inside there's a gate seperating the two, but it was open and I was greeted by the flower lady when I entered through the cupcake door.

>> No.12027738

>>12027734

Was there a cupcake lady who greeted you too? What kind of cupcakes did you have? How many cupcakes did you get? How much there they cost? Did you go check out the flower store? What kind of flowers did they sell there? Did you buy any?

>> No.12027742 [DELETED] 

>>12027738
The cupcake lady came from the back after a bit and greeted me. I got four cupcakes (one red velvet, one chocolate cupcake with vanilla frosting, one chocolate cupcake with vanilla frosting, ganache and a cherry, and one chocolate cupcake with ganache) and it's embarrassing to say that they cost $3 each, but I wasn't paying for them and they made me feel cute and filled my tummy so it's okay, right?

I didn't go to the flower shop but I'm sure they had nice arrangements. I remember the flower lady being in the cupcake shop last time I went there.

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check out this anime babe guys

>> No.12027747

>>12027610
So DANNY CHOO hipster that it hurts.

>> No.12027749

>>12027743
I really really like this image

>> No.12027771
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What is your favorite bridge?

>> No.12027776

>>12027747
woah.. nice rack. I would suck the hell out of those anime titties

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>>12027771
this one.

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>>12027771
this one

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I like my local bridge.

>> No.12027796 [DELETED] 

I feel so... Dirty, /jp/. I feel guilty and I'm not even sure why. I went to the store about half an hour ago for a snack. I ended up getting some mini donuts, a bottle of tea, and some Baja Blast but that's not important. What is important is what happened when I checked out. As usual, to avoid interaction with the employees I went to the self-checkout as usual but as I approached those four self-serve checkout stations I noticed a little girl standing in front of one of them. I don't know what she was buying, and I'm pretty sure I only glanced at her momentarily, but for some reason I began to feel really weird looking at this girl who seemed to be struggling with the use of the checkout station she had chosen. As I approached I began to worry that the other stations would become full and I would have to stand next to her to checkout. Thankfully there was one on the opposite of her open, so I decided to use that one to avoid any sort of embarrassment. Now that I think back to it, she seemed pretty cute, but mostly only because she was having trouble. Along with those images of her comes a strong feeling of guilt, similar to how I'd probably feel if I let someone's pet bird die if I were tasked with taking care of it.

Do I feel like this because of loli threads? How do you normally feel when you see lolis in real life?

>> No.12027798

>>12027778

Isn't that the Ano Hana bridge?

>> No.12027804

>>12027796
Drink some Baja Blast.

>> No.12027809

>>12027796
You shoud've helped her, dude. You would've become her boyfriend after that for sure

>> No.12027815 [DELETED] 

>>12027809
is getting a loli girlfriend really this easy?

>> No.12027827

>>12027796
i sometimes feel stupid for looking at a loli just because I think she's cute.

like i saw these two little sisters trailing way behind their mother, they had a carton of chocolate milk and they were sharing it between each other. it was fucking cute and I felt like an idiot for staring at them as long as i did.

am I scum yet?

>> No.12027829

>>12027815
In your imagination, yeah sure it is, but never act weird when close to a loli, especially if you look weird.

>> No.12027832 [DELETED] 

>>12027829
how do i know if i look weird

>> No.12027837

>>12027832
you need to ask the loli's parents.

>> No.12027839

>>12027832
Look in the mirror and time how long it takes you to vomit.

>> No.12027840 [DELETED] 

>>12027839
thats really mean

>> No.12027842

>>12027840
Not necessarily. It might take him a really long time to vomit because he's so good looking. I have no way of knowing this.

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Just be thankful you aren't this guy.

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Any Drivers here?

>> No.12027848

>>12027844
he's not even particularly atrocious.

>> No.12027856

>>12027844
He's the type of guy who dresses up in a suit and tie for an online personal, lists his trendy political and religious beliefs, and basically tries too hard to be normal.

>> No.12027858 [DELETED] 

>>12027847
I ride

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>>12027856

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my second .weeb

Pitagora Suichi a few weeks back

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どっちが本物?

>> No.12027892 [DELETED] 

>>12026987
So lolis and junior idols are allowed?

someone get in here and fuck this nerd's gay ass janny-dick slobbering thread up.

>> No.12027896 [DELETED] 

ohayou!, is this the otaku culture thread?

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>no blogging
Then how will you guys know I'm "Otaku-ing"?

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from 考えるカラス about two weeks ago

>> No.12027904 [DELETED] 

>>12027892
I think loli is allowed, look at >>12027796

>> No.12027907

How do you cope with loneliness in particular overindulgence on otaku activities and escapism.

>> No.12027919 [DELETED] 

>>12027907
I don't experience loneliness.

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wwjd?

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Good news everyone!

This thread will be certainly deleted before its lifetime expires, but before that, kind janitor-san will autistically pick and choose dozens of posts to ban request before before he cans the whole thread.

>> No.12027938

>>12027928
I do not understand, if you delete something before its lifetime doesn't that mean that its lifetime is really actually the time that it took to get deleted? I feel nauseous now, tahnk you

>> No.12027939 [DELETED] 

>>12027928
How can we summon the janitor to punish the shitposters?

>> No.12027940

>>12027928
>kind janitor-san will autistically pick and choose dozens of posts to ban request before before he cans the whole thread.

Funny you say that because I got temp-banned last week AFTER the thread was canned.

>> No.12027941 [DELETED] 

>>12027939
post m*lg

>> No.12027945

>>12027941
Why is it that milk posts get special attention by janny? They seem to get deleted very fast compared to other miscellaneous funposting

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OTAKU RANDOM?

i thought computer hardware capable of creating truly random numbers was unavailable to the average consumer

>> No.12027962 [DELETED] 

>>12027961
i want saten to lick my penis any tips?

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>> No.12027980

>>12027945
>Why is it that milk posts get special attention by janny?
Broken heart(s).

>> No.12027994

>>12027792
Georgia a shit

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;_;

>> No.12028045

>>12027907
sleep

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>>12027962
glorious Saten-san will suck 26 dicks!

>> No.12028124

>>12028000
wat manga is ths whose choko

>> No.12028124,1 [INTERNAL] 

lol janjan, you funny.

>> No.12028124,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12027491
throw spaghetti at her

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