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What would yo dou?

>> No.12017850

Sex, request more tickets, sex.

>> No.12017874

SEX

>> No.12017875

Her long frog tongue up my urethra!

>> No.12017886

Cut her legs off and make bbq frog.

>> No.12017889

>>12017841
Cuddle her like there is no tomorrow. Then sex

>> No.12017890

>>12017886
My guro fetish is tingling, I'd like to see a doujinshi about that.

>> No.12017892

Suwako? What a drag. Not my type at all, and she's not exactly a beneficial goddess, so divine favors are out too.
So...I dunno.

>> No.12017896

>>12017841
Take the hat

>> No.12017898

>>12017890
Why do you like guro?

>> No.12017909

>>12017898
Dunno man, for the shock factor probably.

>> No.12017910

Hang out
Play video games
Bake some cookies
Have tea

>> No.12017914

Have her lick my dick

>> No.12017923
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12017923

I would do this

>> No.12017931
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12017931

ask her for help and summon Kanako

>> No.12017986

>>12017923
Thanks dude that was a really funny manga.

>> No.12018003

I'll ask her to give curse and misfortunes to someone I hate.
After he received all the sufferings we will sacrifice him to the Mishagujis.

>> No.12018033

Anal.

>> No.12018037
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>>12017841
Wear her hat.

>> No.12018040

>>12018037
This

>> No.12018111

I need a pic to decide. I'm not an actual weeaboo so I'm not here alot.

>> No.12018140

Scat and fart related activities.

>> No.12018172

Fertility goddess, you say?

>> No.12018181

>>12017896
Sex with the hat

>> No.12018184
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>>12018037

pervert

>> No.12018204

I'm going to burn the memory of my dick into her pussy for the rest of her life. [cit]

>> No.12018206 [DELETED] 

make her type ouit all my posts to the jp lol fart

>> No.12018215
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12018215

Footjob

>> No.12018220
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12018220

Impregnate her

>> No.12018232
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12018232

I'd like to lick her clean at the end of the day, when she's all covered in /jp/sies cum.

>> No.12018256

>>12018232
So it means you drink all of /jp/sies cum? Why don't just go straight to the sources.

>> No.12018260

>>12018220
For what purpose?

>> No.12018262

>>12018256
>Why don't just go straight to the sources.

But that would make it gay.

>> No.12018264
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>>12018256
That would be gay, dude.

>> No.12018267

>>12017896
This. I want her hat.

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>>12018260
To pass on my genes with a prime breeder.

I guess I might take responsibility, but I'd rather start a family with Kanako instead.

>> No.12018577 [DELETED] 

Cut her stomach open and fuck her intestines

>> No.12018614
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>>12018577
You guys should make a /jp/ guro doujinshi already.

>> No.12020499
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12020499

Re-enact those Happiness Mik doujins.

>> No.12020561
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>>12017931
This. Kanako <3

>> No.12020721

>>12017841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2w2gdSeVg

>> No.12020734
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>>12020721
Fucking hell, man

>> No.12020750 [DELETED] 

>>12020721
dude..... dude... i think we need to nuke these japs again

>> No.12020753

>>12020734
>>12020721
What the actual fuck.

>> No.12020754 [DELETED] 

>>12020721
Two nukes just wasn't enough.

>> No.12020787

lick and eat out her butthole all day long.

>> No.12020789
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>>12020499
Yes yes yes YES!

>> No.12020812

scalp, buy backstage pass to choujuu gigaku with money

>> No.12020818
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>>12020721

>> No.12020824

>>12020789
I'd choke on her fat cock

>> No.12020838

Where did I get the ticket?

>> No.12020862
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>>12020824
It looks so strong and delicious!

>> No.12020900

Sell the ticket at auction.

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>>12020499
>yfw this man dropped off the face of the earth a year ago.
Where is he? I miss him.

>> No.12021016 [DELETED] 

>>12021009
What are talking about?

>> No.12021021

>>12021009
What are you talking about?

>> No.12021024

>>12021009
Wait, what?
He released a book at C85 barely 3 months ago.

>> No.12021025

>>12020900
>at auction
some auctions don't let you sell tickets
scalp that shit

>> No.12021045

Play super mario kart with her

>> No.12021765

I would fuck her

>> No.12021812

>>12021765
How original.

>> No.12021835
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12021835

Play video games and hold her hands.

>> No.12021867

Touch her chest once, then apologise for being gross and lewd immediately afterwards.

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12021887

Have her use her divine powers to get me a ticket for a better 2hu.

>> No.12021942

Smell her butt, obviously. What kind of question is that?

>> No.12026237

Lick her straight from her cunt up to the tummy and finally the dfc

>> No.12026270

>>12021009
Nobody has scanned his books yet, currently im waiting for the ones where sanae corrupts reimu and the suika one

>> No.12026309

>>12017841
Frog races

>> No.12026390

I'd make her reenact "frogger" on a 7 lane highway.

I don't have anything against her, I just like to dream big

>> No.12026393

lamest ticket

suwacko is gay

>> No.12026403

>>12026393
Give me your ticket then, nerdlord.

>> No.12026405

>>12020721

I get the whole "wow it's fresh!" but it's not really necessary to show it to that degree. Fresh food has an obvious better taste.

I also don't think I could eat something that is taring at me, what a weird presentation!

>> No.12026412

>>12026405
Man up and eat, dude!

Do you think that delicious meat you eat just pops out of the ground cut, trimmed, and cooked?

It's good to stare down an enemy before devouring its desecrated remains.

>> No.12026420

>>12026412
>It's good to stare down an enemy before devouring its desecrated remains.

Well I don't know about that. I much prefer what I'm trying to eat doesn't move around on the plate. Still it's interesting.

>> No.12026982

>>12026390
You just want to see 18 wheelers dodging iron rings.

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12027043

Marry her

>> No.12027083

make her wrap her tongue around my dick!

>> No.12027106 [DELETED] 

>>12027043
Fuck off with your spoilers.

>> No.12027328

>>12027106
And .gifs
>>12027043
It's not 2013 anymore, gramps.

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>> No.12027434
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>>12027429

>> No.12027443

>>12020838
Just print the image, bro!

>> No.12028909

>>12020721
the piano almost makes it look like the bad end to some anime where the frog is the MC who has fallen to the last boss

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>>12017841
exchange shitty frog loli wannabe for the goddess that actually lets you cum inside.

>> No.12028998

>>12028966
y-you can't post this kind of thing!

>> No.12029132

F*CK HER

>> No.12029158

Put the hat on.

>> No.12031245

>>12029158
on your COCK?

>> No.12031254

>>12031245
On my head.

>> No.12031316

>>12021887
Suwako beats the shit out of Lame-ew.

>> No.12031327

Sumata and flat-chest-paizuri all night long.

>> No.12031358

>>12031254

The head of your COCK?

>> No.12031363

>>12031358
The head between my shoulders.

>> No.12031380

>>12031363

Is that what you call your testicles?

>> No.12031400

>>12031380
Stop being lewd, man.

>> No.12031425

>>12017841
How much do you think I could sell it for?

>> No.12031429

>>12031425
I'll give you $3

>> No.12031433

>>12031429
Come on, buddy. There are hardcore Suwako fans out there that would give me a chunk of their life savings for this.

>> No.12031437

>>12031433
Ok, $4 then

>> No.12031467

>>12031437
I'd offer $4.25 if butt stuff is allowed.

>> No.12031472

>>12031467
The ticket does say ANYTHING.

>> No.12031476

I'd take her to the movies

I'm tired of going alone.

>> No.12031479

>>12031472
In that case, $4.50 and I'll take her skydiving.

>> No.12031501

>>12017841
Cuddle until the time expires

>> No.12031568

I would braid her hair.

>> No.12032858

Play videogames

>> No.12032865
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>>12032858
LOL

>> No.12032877

>>12032858
Video games are for children

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>>12032877
IT'S RATED E FOR EVERYONE

>> No.12032907

FUCK HER. For fuck's sake just fucking fuck her.
Stop with this stupid hand holding, cuddling, hat putting, movie watching, video game playing faggoty shit and just fuck her.
This isn't that complicated.

>> No.12032910

>>12032907
How?

>> No.12032914

>>12032907

I don't want to though.

>> No.12032955

>>12032883
Rumia's butt is?

>> No.12032959

>>12032910
Put your pOnOs into her vagOOO.

>> No.12032983

>>12032907
Man, why does it always have to be about sex with you? Maybe I just want someone to play boardgames with, okay?

>> No.12033012

>>12032907
Not true, what if the person with the ticket is a netorare and wants someone else to fuck her?

>> No.12033022

>>12032907

What if I'm saving myself for a different touhou?

>> No.12033026

>>12032907
If you win her heart, you can have as many fucks as you want. Using your ticket just for a fuck will only met you one fuck, and she may not even like you afterwards, and that would be just terrible

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12033036

Dissect her for frog god anatomy, hopefully it won't end like the golden goose.

>> No.12033039

>>12032914
>>12032983
>>12033022
>>12033026
Stop being a faggot.
You've got a dick, right?
And there's pussy.
So just go ahead fuck fuck it.
It's really simple, there's no need for any innovation there.

>>12033012
I don't care who's fucking her just as long she's getting fucked.

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>>12033039
Do you want to be Suwako while getting fucked?

>> No.12033047

>>12020721
Those comments are so dumb, that frog is dead as hell.

>> No.12033052

>>12033039
>It's really simple, there's no need for any innovation there.
I don't know man. The vanilla stuff just doesn't do it for me anymore.

>> No.12033059

>>12033039

Don't call me a faggot, faggot.

>> No.12033095

Adopt her as my daughter.

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>>12018215
Not my favorite 2hu but I'd definitely give it a shot. Plus maybe I could spend more time with her.

>> No.12033258

>>12027434
Keep it up!

>> No.12033259

>>12018037

It's not a hat! It's part of her body!

It's like saying that you want to remove the "hat" from a penis.

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>>12033036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBS8WYKYggA

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