There's a touhou in your backyard

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Anonymous Mon Mar 10 16:56:40 2014 No.11958157 [Reply] [Original]

There's a touhou in your backyard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 16:58:54 2014 No.11958159 She must be pretty damn cold because the only thing I see out there is snow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 16:59:09 2014 No.11958160 File: 1.83 MB, 3000x3000, 1393699846591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it Mokou? I hope it's Mokou. She seems nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 16:59:24 2014 No.11958161 Yeah, the worst one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:01:28 2014 No.11958167 I don't have a backyard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:02:13 2014 No.11958168 >>11958167 Too bad for you then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:02:58 2014 No.11958169 File: 368 KB, 868x1226, 1394485366383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:03:13 2014 No.11958170 how can a loli have such wide hips?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:05:13 2014 No.11958174 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:06:43 2014 No.11958178 Crap, I have to get her out of the sun!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:07:28 2014 No.11958180 >>11958178 Why? Let her burn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:10:43 2014 No.11958185 >>11958180 How will I have sex with her?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:33:28 2014 No.11958222 >>11958185 You can't have sex with lolis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:39:43 2014 No.11958238 >>11958222 Wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:40:58 2014 No.11958241 Lean out of the window and ask "How many humans have you killed, harmed or brought to harm?" If the answer is "None" then it's welcome, if not i'll barricade the door, the windows, call the cops and take shelter in the cellar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:44:43 2014 No.11958247 >>11958241 The barricade wouldn't help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:48:44 2014 No.11958257 Really? Let's see how good she is at dodging bullets. whips out gun

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:49:13 2014 No.11958260 Lean out the window and ask ``can you turn me into a cute little youkai girl?'' If the answer is ``yes'' then she's welcome, if not you need to go back to >>>/a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:50:43 2014 No.11958262 >>11958241 It's not like the Touhou is going to break into your house and smoke weed and do crack cocaine and rape you and all the women in the house while playing rap music anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:51:29 2014 No.11958264 >>11958262 A few might.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:51:43 2014 No.11958265 >>11958241 How many loaves of bread have you eaten?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:52:43 2014 No.11958269 Which loli 2hu is the most sexual My ranking based on number of faps is 1) Flan 2) Suwako 3) Remilia

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:53:13 2014 No.11958275 >>11958265 I used to know a fa/tg/uy in real life who would eat entire loaves of bread in one sitting. White bread, too. He posts on FB nowadays about shitty MMOs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:53:43 2014 No.11958272 >>11958269 Lolis are not sexual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:53:59 2014 No.11958274 >>11958265 I never eat the end pieces, so I can't say I've ever eaten a full loaf of bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:55:43 2014 No.11958282 >>11958272 I have a brain condition which makes me sexually attracted to 2D lolis. Please understand this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:56:28 2014 No.11958283 >>11958272 Wrong again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:56:43 2014 No.11958284 >>11958274 >I never eat the end pieces They're great for making peanut butter sandwiches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:57:43 2014 No.11958287 >>11958282 I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 17:58:58 2014 No.11958293 >>11958275 What's wrong with white bread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:01:14 2014 No.11958297 >>11958293 You're basically eating mouthfuls of refined sugar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:03:13 2014 No.11958300 >>11958297 Wheat bread tastes nasty though. Potato bread is the best bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:04:58 2014 No.11958304 She better not be trying to steal my car.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:07:43 2014 No.11958307 I hate bikini bottoms like that. They don't make any sense. What if you tie one of the ends wrong and it pulls too much to one side? It would look weird. Also it could get stuck on something while walking or swimming and come undone too easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:14:48 2014 No.11958313 >>11958307 >Also it could get stuck on something while walking or swimming and come undone too easily. >the entire goddamn point

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:14:48 2014 No.11958314 >>11958297 Seriously, what kind of person cares about that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:16:18 2014 No.11958317 File: 874 KB, 1160x1160, 40287942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958262 >the Touhou is going to break into your house and smoke weed I'd be ok with this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:26:33 2014 No.11958333 File: 72 KB, 600x900, b3n1365109526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958313 Well it's stupid. I think bikini tops look better with conservative bottom pieces pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:43:18 2014 No.11958363 Is it specifically Flan, or any Touhou?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:47:33 2014 No.11958371 >>11958363 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:48:48 2014 No.11958373 >>11958371 Well, time to find an umbrella, and get some shades put up in my basement. Hopefully she will be calm enough to accept blood donor instead of trying to blast me for food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 18:58:34 2014 No.11958387 >>11958307 They are mainly for looking sexy. Teasing the dick with bits of fabric covering the pert nipples and hairless slit is sexier than nakedness (fact) >>11958317 ALISON needs to leave. The weed can stay

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:03:49 2014 No.11958392 File: 183 KB, 576x768, Yuugi touhou 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958264 Yuugi slaps your ass. What does your favorite Touhou do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:04:49 2014 No.11958396 >>11958157 It's been hot enough here that such an outfit might be appropriate. I would be both very aroused and very scared if Flan showed up like that in my back yard, however.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:05:49 2014 No.11958398 >>11958392 What if Yuugi is my favorite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:06:04 2014 No.11958402 >>11958401 I wouldn't know. Never tried it before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:06:04 2014 No.11958403 >>11958398 She probably slaps your ass again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:06:04 2014 No.11958404 >>11958392 >What does your favorite Touhou do? She just slapped my ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:06:34 2014 No.11958401 >>11958398 Then I hope you like getting groped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:09:04 2014 No.11958409 >>11958157 hey shitty brat get the fuck out of my backyard and don't back until you become in a hot blonde BBA...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:11:04 2014 No.11958411 >>11958409 You'll probably be dead by the time Flandre and Remilia are big.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:13:20 2014 No.11958414 >>11958317 Gross dude, drugs are for normals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:16:19 2014 No.11958419 >>11958401 I want to be sexualized by Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:17:49 2014 No.11958424 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, 39028131_big_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958269 Not a single fairy on your list?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:23:19 2014 No.11958433 >>11958424 Fairies are not sexual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:23:19 2014 No.11958434 File: 138 KB, 960x1047, 42120879_big_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's Nazrin! I better get her inside before all the bald eagles get her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:23:34 2014 No.11958435 >>11958424 I only posted the top three They're up there though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:24:04 2014 No.11958438 >>11958434 Nazrin is a ______. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lLYOGDsts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:26:50 2014 No.11958440 >>11958438 SMALL REPUBLIC IN CENTRAL AFRICA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:27:34 2014 No.11958442 File: 505 KB, 783x1200, 26632643_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958411 or maybe another hot blonde BBA arrives to my backyard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:28:04 2014 No.11958445 >>11958433 Look dude, I don't know who you are but you need to cut that shit out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:29:50 2014 No.11958446 File: 47 KB, 525x415, capture2232713-525x415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958440 Aww, I'm sorry Anonymous, that was incorrect. The correct answer was ``mouse.'' So how much did you wager?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:30:04 2014 No.11958451 File: 192 KB, 1000x1000, 455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's scared, what should I do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:31:49 2014 No.11958453 >>11958446 tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:33:19 2014 No.11958455 >>11958451 Nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:33:19 2014 No.11958456 >>11958453 South Park jokes are verboten, you are hereby banned to the barren wastes of The Price Is Right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:33:34 2014 No.11958457 >>11958269 Very strange, but I think I've fapped to Remi the most, despite the fact she isn't my favorite or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:35:34 2014 No.11958463 >>11958457 I remember fapping to a pencil drawing of Remi mounted on a motorcycle right before I got arrested by the police. I since lost it, does anyone know what I'm talking about? I'm having a hard time trying to find it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:37:34 2014 No.11958468 File: 212 KB, 700x793, 1394494635531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958463 You must be terrible at finding things, then.

>>	God? Mon Mar 10 19:39:04 2014 No.11958480 File: 499 KB, 800x1131, 55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958468

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:40:04 2014 No.11958484 >>11958468 I'm sorry, I actually lied. I was just too lazy to go look for it on danbooru and wanted someone else to do it for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:42:19 2014 No.11958488 >>11958463 What did you get arrested for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:42:49 2014 No.11958491 >>11958463 Were you actually arrested?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:43:19 2014 No.11958495 >>11958468 This artist does a wonderful job of making my peepee feel nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:43:39 2014 No.11958496 >>11958488 Fapping to touhous is a crime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:48:52 2014 No.11958512 >>11958488 UCMJ Article 112

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:49:22 2014 No.11958514 >>11958512 English?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:53:07 2014 No.11958518 >>11958514 Drunk of Duty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:53:22 2014 No.11958517 >>11958514 https://www.google.com/search?q=UCMJ+Article+112

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 19:54:22 2014 No.11958519 >>11958514 Drunk while on duty Got caught wandering the grounds after too many shots. Decided they had had enough of me and got a dishonourable discharge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 20:02:23 2014 No.11958529 >>11958519 So why did you get jail time for being drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 20:04:09 2014 No.11958531 >>11958529 I was arrested, they didn't actually put me in jail. I just got a DD and had to pay a fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 20:05:53 2014 No.11958535 File: 327 KB, 988x1224, kill yourselfkyuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958463 >>11958463 >>11958488 >>11958512 >>11958514 >>11958518 >>11958519 >>11958529

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 20:20:39 2014 No.11958545 >>11958531 Oh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 20:45:10 2014 No.11958571 >>11958519 ZUN!bar....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 20:54:25 2014 No.11958582 >>11958571 >ZUN!bar Yeah you got me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 21:05:25 2014 No.11958599 >>11958519 Was it your first infraction? I know for a fact my First Sargeant thinks my toho collection is creepily hilarious so he'd put in a good word for me if I got caught embibing with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 21:58:59 2014 No.11958670 File: 93 KB, 650x650, 1329494391913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958157 It's probably Cirno freezing the frogs in the back yard again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:03:29 2014 No.11958677 >>11958670 There have been frogs fucking getting inside of my garage recently and into my room, because there's a door between them. I want to set Cirno free to freeze them all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:04:44 2014 No.11958682 >>11958670 I want to kiss Cirno's feet!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:13:59 2014 No.11958702 >>11958392 She would apologize for the accidental removal of my lower body. I mean, I'm pretty sure not much of me would be left intact at that point. Would post Yuugi, don't have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:17:15 2014 No.11958708 File: 59 KB, 440x600, 1374463588754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I caught this pesky little runt just yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:20:15 2014 No.11958712 >>11958708 did you put your penis in her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:23:44 2014 No.11958722 File: 77 KB, 580x635, lloi scard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958708 Scared lolis are really cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:28:59 2014 No.11958729 File: 141 KB, 600x800, ChibiOkuu 111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I found her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:49:14 2014 No.11958765 >>11958764 Stop trolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:49:29 2014 No.11958764 >>11958722 Wow that's edgy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 22:53:19 2014 No.11958768 >>11958729 You now have minor radiation poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 23:02:19 2014 No.11958787 >>11958419 I want to be hugged tightly against Yuugi's big warm Oni body

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 23:06:04 2014 No.11958796 >>11958729 post the one with flan (the better 2hu) biting mr. hand

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 23:12:04 2014 No.11958806 File: 294 KB, 650x650, 32929344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958796 This one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 23:12:34 2014 No.11958804 File: 215 KB, 660x721, 1394507543889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958796

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 23:14:20 2014 No.11958808 File: 75 KB, 481x700, 10538247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 23:15:34 2014 No.11958809 File: 846 KB, 976x744, 1394389656726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958804 YES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 23:16:35 2014 No.11958810 >>11958804 cut it off... CUT IT OFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Mar 10 23:26:49 2014 No.11958827 File: 260 KB, 700x1000, [safe] my ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 10 23:31:34 2014 No.11958834 File: 82 KB, 600x750, 1390223276660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958827 belly THAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 00:09:34 2014 No.11958877 >>11958157 Lolis should not wear that. It's just too dangerous to pemit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 00:23:05 2014 No.11958892 File: 140 KB, 567x800, 1394511781762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958834

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 00:25:38 2014 No.11958896 >>11958892 What touhou is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 00:37:08 2014 No.11958909 >>11958896 its not a touhou

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 00:41:09 2014 No.11958914 >>11958834 That is one retarded hairstyle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 00:51:25 2014 No.11958924 >>11958909 Why are you posting it here then? Is she from an anime, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 01:01:55 2014 No.11958937 >>11958924 She is from heaven

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 01:08:56 2014 No.11958950 File: 333 KB, 1200x1675, 04_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958892

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 01:19:11 2014 No.11958956 >>11958924 That wasn't me, and I posted it because we're discussing bellies. Calm down nerdlord.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 01:31:56 2014 No.11958973 File: 1.72 MB, 1828x2200, 40210150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958293 >>11958275 >>11958297 >>11958300 my mom only buys wholemeal bread but I always toast them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 01:38:41 2014 No.11958981 File: 830 KB, 950x1200, 1356479181386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958973 I love bread. Bread is amazing. If there was one type of food I could exist on it would be bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 01:41:26 2014 No.11958983 >>11958333 >conservative Uhh... that's not very conservative!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 03:07:32 2014 No.11959132 >>11958981 potato is better

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 03:38:06 2014 No.11959164 File: 392 KB, 1000x1431, 41778124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11959132 I like potatoes too but they take a long time to prepare

Anonymous Tue Mar 11 04:27:37 2014 No.11959220

>>11959132
I was going to say that, but I wanted to be nice.
>>11959164
I like that there are so many things you can do with potatos. Sweet potatos, not so much. I only like them as bad for you as possible (Read: With lots of brown sugar and marshmallows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 04:32:06 2014 No.11959227 >>11958157 I let her in. It's raining outside!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 04:33:36 2014 No.11959230 >>11959164 15 minutes in the microwave from completely raw, much faster than any bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 04:50:21 2014 No.11959246 File: 165 KB, 1600x1067, IMG_0030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hasselback potatoes are cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 05:33:42 2014 No.11959284 >>1195826 Bread is neither sentient nor sapient, or even alive for that matter

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 08:07:34 2014 No.11959388 File: 471 KB, 679x950, 1394539640550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want big Flan to fart on my face and piss in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 08:08:34 2014 No.11959391 File: 97 KB, 500x700, 1394539700490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 08:18:39 2014 No.11959403 File: 711 KB, 1021x1155, 1394540313853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hot as HELL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 11:24:37 2014 No.11959629 >>11958950 Ah jesus. I don't have a choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 16:03:40 2014 No.11960129 >>11958157 >flan in my backyard Call the cops, buy a dog, close the curtains, kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 16:06:25 2014 No.11960134 >>11958392 >Yuugi slaps your ass. And there, I just lost my legs. Gee, thanks Yuugi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 16:15:41 2014 No.11960149 >>11959391 >>11959403 Do the vampire lolis have any actual sexual desires? Please say yes, I want to have consensual sex with centuries-old little girls and Tewi will probably jew me out of my life savings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 16:34:25 2014 No.11960173 >>11960149 If we believe the media, then yes. But when you think about it, they don't have blood to flow to their loins.

Anonymous Tue Mar 11 16:41:40 2014 No.11960185
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>>11960149
>Tewi will probably jew me out of my life savings
Yout don't want that.
Tewi will put you into debt and make an example out of you. Then she'll sell your organs, grind your bones for jelly and pass your flesh as horse meat.

She didn't succeeded El Chapo for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 17:10:00 2014 No.11960217 >>11958424 Is this from an Illusion game or just a posing/dancing game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 17:11:15 2014 No.11960219 >>11960185 That's too much to give up for slippery bunny pussy...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 17:13:00 2014 No.11960222 >>11960221 Too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 17:13:15 2014 No.11960221 >>11960217 Looks like MMD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 17:42:30 2014 No.11960252 >>11960217 It's just pictures made with 3D Custom Girl. That artist makes good work, so please don't dismiss them so early.

Anonymous Tue Mar 11 18:11:30 2014 No.11960312
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>>11960149
It is possible that Remilia made it slightly into puberty before becoming a vampire, so she might have some actual sexual feelings. I doubt Flan has.

More positively, many girls discover masturbation at an early age and continue to do it regularly. That suggests a kind of sexual desire too. I think we can assume that the Scarlet sisters, who have had 500 years more than a normal girl, have both masturbated many times and are at least aware that their little pussies make them feel really good. Beyond that is only speculation. I wish you the best of luck when you meet them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 18:14:15 2014 No.11960319 File: 926 KB, 1066x1518, 11 (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 18:56:08 2014 No.11960402 i wanna fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 18:58:38 2014 No.11960405 >>11960319 >chinese

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 20:22:43 2014 No.11960508 >>11960312 >many girls discover masturbation at an early age and continue to do it regularly. That suggests a kind of sexual desire too Anything to back this up? It's interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 20:44:43 2014 No.11960551 >>11960312 Absolute fucking lies, little girls are pure forever and forever. The only people who ever touch little girls are other little girls. This is true reality son.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 21:11:14 2014 No.11960614 whata fuck man xDDD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 11 21:19:58 2014 No.11960632 >>11960312 Flan and Remilla are the same physical age. Remi was just turned 5 years earlier than Flan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 12 21:48:58 2014 No.11962821 >>11958877 What does that have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 12 22:25:59 2014 No.11962888 >>11958157 Just got home from illinois, lock the front door oh boy. got to sit down take a rest on the porch

Anonymous Wed Mar 12 22:37:14 2014 No.11962913 [DELETED]

>>11958157
Sit down /jp/, it's story time, and all y'all better listen damn well up because this could happen to any of you any time.

Two days ago. It was a night like any other. I was cruising my usual haunts in search of doki doki feelios and perhaps some genital stimulation, when I happened across this very thread. As I usually do, I calmed the upstanding citizen in me by gazing lovingly upon the picture posted in the OP, and thought little of the event.

However, the following day, I was working on my thesis about the use of gender fluid pronouns in 19th century artistic expression when I suddenly heard a loud knocking on my dorm room's door. "Open up, it's the FBI," a somewhat high-pitched but distinctly male voice called out. I didn't recognize the voice, but then and again I don't really know any of my neighbors, so I shouted back "It's quiet hours motherfucker!" assuming it was a prank. Unfortunately for me, the invading force subsequently took an axe to the door.

So, as you might imagine, at this point I literally shit my pants. Like, I ruined my chair and everything. Time slowed to a crawl as the scent of my fecal matter wafted into my nostrils. Of course, the first thing I considered was suicide. Alas, never in my life had I felt more hopeless. Of course, being the straight-laced student I am, I had no cyanide pills lying around, so that was out of the question. I considered jumping out of the window, as I live on the fourth floor, but there's a screen over the window and I couldn't figure out how to remove it. No rope, no sharp objects, no explosives, absolutely nothing but soft things like tissues and fumos as far as the eye could see.

This story is going to be continued so y'all better hold your tits real tight

Anonymous Wed Mar 12 22:46:00 2014 No.11962933 [DELETED]

>>11962913
Anyways, after deliberating for a while, the head of their axe finally breached the door, and I knew that I had to act right away. I turned the volume up on my thinkpad T60, navigated to youtube, and turned on Bad Apple. Grasping my precious computer like a stone age club, I readied myself for the coming onslaught.

Things went well at first while the music was playing. I think that they were trying to suppress their giggles, so I was able to whack a couple of them across the head with my beloved thinkpad. However, the music eventually ran out, as did my motivation. It was almost the end for me, but then I had a vision where Sanae rubbed her feet across my face, and there was just no way I could stay down and so I headbutted a couple of my attackers right in the eyeballs, and, well, I'm still here. Just to be safe, though, I continued to beat them over the head until I was reasonably sure they were dead, because otherwise they would wake up when I fell asleep and anally rape me and I'm not gay, so that would be sort of undesirable.

Anyways, once the government catches wind of this event, I'm definitely going to be kicked out of the country. The bodies haven't started to smell yet, but I'm sure they will in about a week, and then I will have no way to hide my crimes.

This is what happens when you post loli shit all over SFW boards. Capitalized not because it's an acronym, but rather for emphasis. Please, be careful /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 12 22:48:59 2014 No.11962938 >>11962913 >>11962933 /jp/ is not your blog. Please leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 12 22:58:59 2014 No.11962960 File: 16 KB, 221x225, battering ram.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11962913 Why would the FBI even have an axe? That's firemen. FBI uses battering rams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 12 23:26:44 2014 No.11962990 >>11962913 >>11962933 You expect me to read all this shit? Put it in greenarrows so I can understand it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 12 23:35:48 2014 No.11962997 >>11960312 I really don't think vampires have sexual urges.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 12 23:50:06 2014 No.11963012 >>11962997 And I really think they do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 00:13:06 2014 No.11963039 >>11963012 The only thing sexual to a vampire is drinking blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 02:41:49 2014 No.11963289 >>11958768 it's cool I'm sure he has rad away and rad-x

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 02:46:49 2014 No.11963294 File: 834 KB, 1200x848, 42114136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 02:47:49 2014 No.11963295 >>11963289 Being addicted to that stuff sucks. He should be more careful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 02:59:20 2014 No.11963310 >>11963039 This. Dracula is really about sexuality and the threat it poses when unchecked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 03:26:34 2014 No.11963352 File: 79 KB, 506x640, 1303608993589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958157 > There's a humanoid man-eating monster in my backyard OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHI-

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 03:28:04 2014 No.11963356 >>11958169 Backyard bullet spam ho-!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 07:08:42 2014 No.11963641 File: 169 KB, 785x651, feelio when no black bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have a lot of rough sex with the Flan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 13 07:33:28 2014 No.11963684 >>11963352 epic

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 16:08:02 2014 No.11973026 >>11963641 the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 16:10:17 2014 No.11973032 >>11973026 I think it's pretty natural to want to have rough sex with such an erotic little vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 17:56:02 2014 No.11973389 File: 1.13 MB, 424x286, 1380932574471 (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11960129 >buy a dog I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:47:04 2014 No.11976503 File: 386 KB, 800x800, 1395107276662.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958157 Get her a warm bath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:48:49 2014 No.11976507 >>11976503 Are you crazy?! That running water would kill her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:51:04 2014 No.11976518 >>11976507 It isn't running after I've filled the tub, silly. It's standing, then. OH GOD MY WATER IS STANDING WHO DO I CALL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 22:01:56 2014 No.11976556 >>11960312 >>11960632 Wasn't it stated they were born as vamps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 00:37:34 2014 No.11976884 >>11976556 I don't think it was stated officially, but short of something ridiculously convoluted that is the case. Remember, if they were turned, that means they waited 5 years for Flandre to catch up to Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 00:40:49 2014 No.11976888 >>11976884 What makes you think they're the same physical age?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 00:44:35 2014 No.11976892 >>11976888 http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Flandre_Scarlet >but her build and apparent age are similar to that of her older sister, Remilia.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 00:59:04 2014 No.11976925

>>11976892
Hm ok. But it's still confusing. If they're born vampires, why do they only grow up to be little girls of a certain age? I also don't think it's that strange that they would wait to turn girls until they're grown up a bit. That's assuming they don't age afterward. It's all just guessing.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 01:26:04 2014 No.11976965
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>>11976925
-My head canon tells me it's because they act and think like girls, so they are. Basically that whole "Vampire self image" thing, that they do not technically age, and could change their apparent age to their liking if they felt like it, it's not uncommon for vampires in mythos to tend to have some level of shape shifting. I don't recall anywhere in canon where they've complained about "being stuck as kids/being small" or anything of that nature, so it's most likely not an issue for them, if you have evidence of them saying otherwise I'd be interested in knowing.

-Another possibility is that they age very slowly and for them a 5 years difference wouldn't be much of a gap.

-Of course there's always the cop out "magic" answer.

-Now, a contrary point to my prior statement: Some vampires will automatically age to a certain point upon being turned. (Though that age would generally be adult or teenager in fictions. One such example occurs in Kings Quest 2, the remake.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 09:21:13 2014 No.11977631 File: 48 KB, 480x640, 37053809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 10:37:28 2014 No.11977773 >>11976965 >-My head canon Stopped reading right there.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 11:20:47 2014 No.11977855

>>11960173
Depends on the media.
Some try and push that they do hold a pulse for a while after feeding, and therefore could indeed get sexually aroused or active in such a state.
Blood could also only flow directly to the loins and only circulate there, without any flow to the rest of the body or some shit, leading to a false lack of pulse there.

Surely, when it comes to vampires, it's all up to speculation and writing.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 16:48:21 2014 No.11978479
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>>11976965
Oh I found something in one of Remilia's profiles.
>Creatures of her kind forfeit their growth and maturity in exchange for eternal life. In other words, she can live forever because she never grows up.
That answers that. But not where they come from. "Creatures of her kind" makes it sound like vampire is a natural type of creature, but not conclusively. There is also:
>Due to that fact, she is never able to increase the number of her kind.

If someone held a gun to me and made me write my theory, I would say Remilia did Flan herself when she grew up so she could play with a same aged sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 16:52:06 2014 No.11978490 File: 27 KB, 238x329, 1388375118901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11977631 absolutely digusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 17:05:47 2014 No.11978533 >>11977662 so fucking puffy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 22:41:25 2014 No.11979203 >>11978490 What the squid are you gonna do about it ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 22:46:25 2014 No.11979212 >>11976884 >Remember, if they were turned, that means they waited 5 years for Flandre to catch up to Remilia. What's implausible about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 22:51:25 2014 No.11979224 >>11958157 Time to turn on the sprinklers then.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 00:28:24 2014 No.11979433
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>>11978479
>>11979212
>In b4 "didn't read."
It's just a bit implausible is all, I've seen fandoujins where they've completely rewritten their characters to make those types of situations work, going as far as making them "not actually sisters" among others, though this is usually to reinforce their ship or to make another characters they like shine a bit more.
Plus in the case of that, it just makes Flandres confinement within the mansion grounds a hell of a lot more messed up, I don't personally believe the "trapped in basement" theory so much as at least being allowed to roam freely around the mansion.
Picture semi-related.

There's this:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Vampire
>Their main diet consists of the blood of humans. Those whose blood has been sucked by one will neither die nor become a ghost. They will turn into a zombie for a while before evaporating under the sunlight.

May not be reliable because Akyu/Human Village viewpoint, it's also unlikely they've witnessed it happening firsthand in their lifetime, but if that's the case that would cut off the more traditional way of creating lesser vampires. To add into that "transformed human" vampires are generally not as powerful as the natural-borns, and they also generally don't keep their own will becoming a "slave" to whatever turned them.
"Being alive for a really long time" is the more common loophole around that for turned vampires.
Other vampire myths suggest that upon the death of the original vampire, turned vampires will either age to dust/die or go back to normal. Certain loopholes allow them to leave the area of the head vampire to regain their will. Again, there's just a shit ton of vampire myths and fan theories around and these things aren't delved into as much as it should be in Touhou so I'm just making educated guesses on this sort of thing.
That said, as far as I know there's no real evidence supporting them being turned, at least in the blood drained way.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 00:54:39 2014 No.11979480
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>>11979433
>Picture semi-related.
The artists often stick characters in scenes for shits and giggles. We don't know for certain if ZUN specified that Flan makes an appearance in the script that he wrote.

There is evidence that Flan isn't confined to the SDM, but it isn't in your post. In fact, her BAiJR suggests that Flan largely humours her big sister's chuuni tendencies, and that little could stop her from leaving the SDM if she got it in her mind to do so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 00:59:51 2014 No.11979488 File: 1.30 MB, 944x1235, Bad idea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11978479 >>11979433 Have a more fitting picture on "fake sisters."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:05:22 2014 No.11979499 File: 358 KB, 400x1085, perverted artist Flan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11979480 Why do I find this both hilarious and adorable?

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:10:06 2014 No.11979522
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>>11979433
It's tough, I mean we know that Akyuu's book is unreliable for more than one reason. But that quote seems unlikely as an intentional falsehood by ZUN. More likely is it was another correction of his earlier vague "whatever" ideas.

Flan isn't trapped in the basement anyway, it's right in her profile. Unless that was also amended. If I'm reading everything right, during EoSD Flan knew that Remilia went to the shrine and wanted to go too and (unusually) tried to get out. I believe normally she stays inside in deference to her sister.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:21:23 2014 No.11979548

>>11979433
>there's just a shit ton of vampire myths and fan theories around and these things aren't delved into as much as it should be in Touhou so I'm just making educated guesses on this sort of thing.
This might be why ZUN generally stays away from western type creatures, all the different interpretations are annoying to sort through.

Meanwhile, you have the opposite in Japan where there's not a lot of popular ones but ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING has a youkai version, but because of that they have almost no data on them outside of a very basic outline on the less popular ones. There's so many obscure ones he could theoretically fuel Touhou with new characters for decades to come.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:25:07 2014 No.11979561 >>11979522 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm19176205

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:25:52 2014 No.11979560 >>11979548 >he could theoretically fuel Touhou with new characters for decades to come There's nothing theoretical about this, barring accidents, he will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 15:21:22 2014 No.11980793 >>11979499 What's with all the pomf-ing on the back of it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 12:41:05 2014 No.11982849 File: 95 KB, 256x256, uflanm8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958157 Time to pray for my sanity and hide in the closet.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Thu Mar 20 20:00:05 2014 No.11983721
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>>11979433
>>11979522
There is the "being fed vampire blood" way too. (supposedly)

And ZUN is an omnipotent kind of "narrator", giving us specific facts about his characters, leaving stuff unsaid/not detailed on purpose. If he says Remilia is 5 years older than Flan, its true.
At least in the context of official profiles.

What he "makes" other character say (like Akyuu / Aya / Witnesses) its like you say, a source with lesser reliability, because the information is acquired on the same narrative level, and may (or not) serve for his plot directing purpose.

Personally, I support the theory that they were converted.
Not because a Touhou-based argument, but because classical vampire beliefs.

>>11979561
I was making a video like this too.
But, not using Takane's voice for Milady?. Completely unacceptable!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 10:13:05 2014 No.11985103 Get the fuck off my lawn

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 12:46:03 2014 No.11985356 File: 834 KB, 802x960, 41674741_p12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to eat smegma from Flan's delicious NEET crotch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 22 22:03:05 2014 No.11988818 >>11958160 She murdered a dude for immortality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 22 22:05:51 2014 No.11988824 >>11988818 Yeah, but she felt bad about it, so it's okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 22 22:30:50 2014 No.11988882 I clicked on this solely because half-naked loli. But I don't have a backyard, I live on the third floor of an apartment complex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 22 22:31:05 2014 No.11988883 >>11988882 A balcony is like a backyard but small.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 22 22:34:50 2014 No.11988888 Why is Flan in OP so arousing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 22 22:38:21 2014 No.11988892 I came when she started stomping on me http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23155080

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 00:51:48 2014 No.11989124 File: 305 KB, 639x720, 1383619710718.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11958161 >worst one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 01:31:59 2014 No.11989185 File: 99 KB, 800x600, 24028588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna put my head under Flan's skirt and inhale deeply

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 20:14:36 2014 No.11991090 >>11988888 Because she's not loli she's ephebosomething

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 20:16:21 2014 No.11991099 >>11991090 I don't know she looks ten or so in that image.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 23 20:23:36 2014 No.11991110 >>11991099 Personally I don't find that pic arousing I just find it beautiful.

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