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Once upon a time, there was an amazing land of magic and opportunity. This sacred place was called Gensokyo...

>> No.11904591

kentucky

>> No.11904605
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then this shithead went to the moon.

>> No.11905799
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is gensokyo really a land of opportunity
what opportunity is there other than being eaten by yokai
please tell me i want a reason to move there

>> No.11905815

>>11905799
cute girls doing cute things

>> No.11905822

>>11905799
Sex with fairy

>> No.11905835

>>11905799
being eaten by a cute girl

>> No.11905843

>>11905799
What
>>11905815
and>>11905822
said.

Truth to be told though you are more likely to win the lottery, or score with a hot chick with rich and bro-tier parents, or being elected POTUS due to a bureocratic error, or being hit by a meteor and a lightning strike at the same time while being throttled by a hurricane or accidentally set off a series of events that end up saving the world from a alien invasion or...

Well, you most likely got the gist of it by now.

>> No.11910775

"Everyone have a chance to suceed in Gensokyo."
Forgot where did I read dis

>> No.11911175

>>11905843
I just have to believe.

>> No.11911214

Anyone got a template of the hang rope that leads to Gensokyo?

>> No.11911217
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>>11910775
Sounds like communism.

>> No.11911279

>>11911217
Isn't America supposed to be where everyone has a chance for a good life?

>> No.11911296

>>11911279
If you're a male and not black or hispanic, then yes.

>> No.11911298

>>11911279
You're thinking of the United Federation of Planets.

>> No.11911307

>>11911279
you spelled Canada wrong

>> No.11911315

In the Touhou canon there is an actual Hakurei Shrine in the 'real world'. Considering the 'real world' isn't on the same time plane as Gensokyo, it's possible that in the near future that shrine is created. You could probably find a way to Gensokyo through that...but I don't know how the fuck you would.

>> No.11911318

do you people even speak Jap? How are you gonna communicate with 2hus then?

>> No.11911319

I'm there now. It's as shit as reality. Sorry, neckbears.

>> No.11911326

>>11911319
prove it

>> No.11911332

>>11911326
Pics don't make it through the barrier. Sorry. Plenty of touhou here though.

>> No.11911335

>>11911332
let suika type something, then i'll believe you.

>> No.11911337

>>11911335
Pettan pettan tsurpettan~


-Suika

>> No.11911343

>>11911337
holy fug

>> No.11911396

>>11910775
looks like something Cirno wrote.

>> No.11911488
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>>11911217
death to america

>> No.11911914

>>11904574
Then touhou 13 came out and only an average of three tacks in all of Touhou for the rest of time were good, and an average of 3 characters that actually conformed to the series mood and feel also.

ZUN's stagnating.

>> No.11912354
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REMOVE YOUKAI remove youkai
you are worst gaijin. you are the gaijin idiot you are the gaijin smell. return to makai. to our makai cousins you may come our gensokyo. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,scarlet devil mansion we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole gaijin stink youkai sqhipere shqipare..vampire genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead youkai..ahahahahahSDM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget scarlet mist incident .tengu we kill the lord , tengu return to your precious mt youkai….hahahahaha idiot gaijin and youkai smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVE YOUKAI FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. hakurei shrine+marisa+moriya shrine+hitozato=kill vampire…you will scarlet mist incident/ reimu alive in gensokyo, reimu making album of gensokyo . fast rap reimu gensokyo. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of reimu… you are ppoor stink gaijin… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a hut
reimu alive numbr one #1 in gensokyo ….fuck the sdm ,..FUCKk ashol youkai no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. marisa aliv and real strong witch kill all the gaijin farm aminal with master spark magic now we the gensokyo rule .ape of the zoo lord tenma fukc the great oni and lay egg this egg hatch and youkai wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. gensokyo greattst countrey

>> No.11912357

>>11911318
I'd imagine Remilia and others in the SDM would be familiar with English on some level. They could translate.

>> No.11912363

>>11912354
Go to bed, Reimu.

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>>11911488
Fuck you

>> No.11912418

>>11911307
>be Canadian
>try to start business
>red tape, red tape everywhere
>need a 600$/year license to do anything like handle meat or having a store front.
>payroll tax is like 50%
Maybe its just because I'm in Quebec, I can't stand this province anymore.

>> No.11912427

>>11911318
Through the language of love.

>> No.11912428 [DELETED] 

>>11911343
ids habbeding :DDDDDD

>> No.11912446

>>11911488
You're just jealous.

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