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hey dude you dropped this

>> No.11884733
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11884733

Thanks dude!
*grabs Mini-Miko*

>> No.11884847

the fuck is that

>> No.11884848
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must have fallen out of my pocket

thanks

>> No.11884986

>>11884848
dont you have another one to exchange? this one is a bit old and busted

>> No.11885488
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>>11884848
pocket patchy is special

please be nice to pocket patchy

>> No.11885507
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>>11885488

>> No.11885515
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>>11884848
Dude, I have the alternate version!

>> No.11885518
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>>11884848
>>11885515
W-WHOAH DUDE, WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?

>> No.11885534

>>11885518

me on the right

>> No.11885551

>>11885534
me on the left

>> No.11885559

>>11885534
>>11885551
Anon and anon sitting on a tree...! :3

>> No.11885593
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>>11885518
best pairing indeed

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>>11885507
DON'T

BULLY

POCKET PATCHY....!!!!!

>> No.11886051
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>>11885987
ok
sorry

>> No.11886052

>>11884709
Thanks, I must have missed when I threw it into the trash can.

>> No.11886072

>>11885507

throw something bigger next time

>> No.11886076

>>11885987
Pocket? That's clearly a regular size one if not bigger unless the guy throwing the book just has a tiny book lying around which would be silly.

>> No.11886086

>>11886076
it was her tiny book

>> No.11886095

>>11886086
That is cute, funny, and mean all at the same time. I wish to see another book thrown at her.

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>>11885518

>> No.11887961

I wonder if /jp/ is cuter than /a/

>> No.11887975

I droped it for a reason, man.

>> No.11887986

>>11885515
Damn, I'd love to have a pet mini-Alice and molest her all night every night.

>> No.11887987

>>11887986
>molest her all night every night.
You're the worst.

>> No.11887993

>>11887987
I'd probs rub her tiny vag on my dick and creampie her a couple of times every night before taking a bath with her and snuggling her like a plushie while we sleep.

>> No.11887996
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11887996

Is this yours, /jp/?

>> No.11887998
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11887998

Your fugging cat keeps pissing on my lawn.
Last warning dude.

>> No.11887999

How can you get a pocket patchy? I've tried looking in stores around town and they don't seem to have any

>> No.11888000

>>11887999
Kidnap a real patchy and perform a chibization spell on her.

>> No.11888002

>>11887998

Last warning and then what, motherfucker?
What the fuck are you going to to?

>> No.11888214

>>11888002
lets just say that cat meat is a delicacy for my chinese friend

>> No.11888217

>>11887996
fucker keeps breaking my plates, you can keep it

>> No.11888616

I want to cuddle a pocket patchy at night.

If I buy a patchy fumo will my dream come true?

>> No.11888629

>>11888626
How will I be able to hug a pocket patchy then?

>> No.11888626

>>11888616
No. The fumo Gods will curse you for picking the absolute worst fumo of them all and you will suffer eternal pain.

>> No.11888632
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>>11888629
No, you'll end up with this.

>> No.11888633

>>11888632
That's a very pitiful looking patchy... I want to hug it and make sure it feels well loved and appreciated.

>> No.11888712

>>11888633
it can'f feeL ANYTHING

>> No.11888714

>>11888712
It will one day. You just have to be persistent.

>> No.11888728
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Here's mine. Is she cute, /jp/?

>> No.11888734
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>>11888728
This is a thread for pocket 2hus only.

>> No.11888751
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>>11888734
>pocket 2hus

>> No.11888754

>>11884709
anyone actually celebrated miko's birthday? ;_; i-i did

>> No.11888790

>>11888751
HNNNNG

>> No.11888822
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>>11888734
okay

>> No.11889046

>>11888616
I love my fumo. I sleep with her every night. Getting one will make you happy for sure.

>> No.11889274
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Please do not leave your tiny 2hu unattended. It might wander off into dangerous terrain or get stuck somewhere.

>> No.11889282

>>11889274
get stuck in my butt

>> No.11889307
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There's a Yamame in all of our pockets, /jp/. You just have to believe.

>> No.11889312

>>11889274
Good. Maybe cracking her bowl in half on a rock will show her that she should stop being retarded and get a real helmet or just not wear stupid looking head gear to begin with.

>> No.11889340

>>11889312
not stupid. cute

>> No.11889348

>>11889307
>Attacks humans for no reasons and give them infectious diseases.

Excuse me while i iron all my pockets with a steamroller.

>> No.11889352

>>11889307
There's at least 250 microscopic Yamames living in your body right now.

>> No.11889361
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>>11889312
No bully

>> No.11889374
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>>11889348
She can't help it. Yamame is a good girl! I promise.

>> No.11889376

>>11889374
If she "can't help it" then is just like a ravenous animal to be put down so to not be a danger anymore.

>> No.11889392

>>11889340
It's a BOWL. Only the mentally retarded and those who are too poor to afford an actual hat or helmet wear bowls on their heads and she doesn't look like she's short on cash.

>> No.11889395

>>11889352
Skeleton 2hu that has always been inside of me when?

>> No.11889400

>>11889374
Is she going to be one of those shitty spiders that tries to kill you in your sleep or some of those bro spiders that hangs out in the corner of your room and makes sure you aren't bothered by other insects?

>> No.11889413
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Tiny 2hu getting into big trouble after wandering off on her own.

>> No.11889431
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this fucking thing you sold me keeps biting me you piece of shit i'm calling my lawyer

>> No.11889435

>>11889431
Crush that one in your hand and mail us the remains. In exchange we will mail you a new one.

>> No.11889470

>>11889431
wait... flandre never bites a human being... you were supposed turned into a pile of ashes

>> No.11889493

>>11889470
Maybe the idea of trying another approach FINALLY got to her head!

>> No.11889571
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11889571

Please don't bully me..

>> No.11889674

>>11889571
ok, don't worry

>> No.11889698 [DELETED] 

>>11888751
who are you quoting?

>> No.11889702

>>11889698
The person he linked, you colossal retard.

>> No.11890235

>>11889571
Is that your tiny tenshi?

Don't worry dude

This is a no bully zone

>> No.11896490
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>> No.11896514

>>11889571
I want to tie a rope around her waist and swing her into objects like some sort of sentient flail.

>> No.11897142

>>11896514
I am intrigued. Thank you for this fantasy,

>> No.11897563

>>11886051
300 yen only ? I'll take 50.
Also, why does it look like she's injured ?

>> No.11897610

>>11897563
She was bullied by the pocket 2hu store owner. Only you can save her and give her love!

>> No.11897626

>>11897610
>bullied by the pocket 2hu store owner
I want to start a pocket 2hu store now...

>> No.11897634
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>>11897626
Yes, let's start a bully free store!

>> No.11897638

>>11897634
But I want to bully all the pocket 2hus!

>> No.11897640

>>11897638
That's not okay. Please stop the bully culture.

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>>11897640
Bully culture is only bad for those who get bullied. It's pretty great for bullies like me.

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>>11897646

>> No.11897657
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>>11897647
Are you getting bullied honey?

>> No.11897668

Bullying is wrong.

>> No.11897682
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>>11897668
Why does it feel so right then, you little nerd?

>> No.11897690

>>11897682

Hey, I'm not little

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>>11897690
Whatevs fatty

>> No.11897815
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>>11897610
This is intolerable. We need to found a pocket 2hu shelter. We have to create a safe space for pocket 2hus.

>> No.11897829

>>11897815
You can send all your pocket 2hus to my house. I promise I won't bully them all day every day.

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another /jp/sie bullied me today
feels pretty bad

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>>11898055
What happened?
Was it me bullying you?

>> No.11899141
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>"Hey man, could you look after her for a while, I gotta visit the bathroom."

>> No.11899180
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>>11899141
I love tiny Tenshis.
Where can I get one from?

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>>11899180
Dude, you can have mine. I think she likes you better.

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>>11899184
I can't decide between the regular or the cat version.

>> No.11899245

>>11899180
Man
I don't want to own a Tiny Tenshi
I want to be a Tiny Tenshi

>> No.11899269
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>>11899245
Now you have to live with the fact that you weren't born as an adorable and super awesome Tiny Tenshi.

>> No.11899276

Where would I be able to purchase a tiny Komachi?

>> No.11899338

>>11888002
A guy in my neighbourhood once shot a dog that strayed onto his property with a lee-enfield

The family next door got mad and sued him to hell and back

>> No.11899339

>>11888632
"Anon, please kill me. End my suffering."

>> No.11899368

>>11899245
I want to be a tiny pretty boy 2hu too...

>> No.11899377

>>11889312
>stupid looking head gear
Are you new to Toe Hoes or something?

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>>11899368
>tiny pretty boy 2hu

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>>11899377

>> No.11899472

>>11899397
Don't you bully me!

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>>11899472
Dun worry lil anon

>> No.11899502
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pocket gachis

>> No.11899506
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>>11899502

>> No.11899526

>>11899502
My fuckin pants!

>> No.11899535

>>11899502
Are they mating!?

>> No.11899544

>>11899502
TIGER ♂ LOCK

>> No.11899732

>>11899506
>burned-out druggie pocket 2hu
Did she come like this or did you force her on a downward spiral of vice?

>> No.11900155

>>11899368
Wiggle isn't pretty. He's just smelly.

>> No.11900156

>>11899732
FUCK♂YOU

>> No.11900180

>>11899377
But that's not even a hat. It's a bowl. Like for food. That doesn't go on your head unless you happen to be mentally retarded or a toddler.

>> No.11900185

>>11900180
She's just being considerate to zombies.

>> No.11900220

>>11900180
Her parents gave it to her for her trip.

And seriously, it might even protect her more than an actual straw hat. A falling acorn or something might kill her. This is the closest to a helmet she could possibly wear.

>> No.11901066

>>11900155
I'd rather dress as Reimu, complete with oversized bow

>> No.11901080

>>11885593
Boobs don't work like that.

Unless they're fake.

>> No.11901119

>>11901080
Who cares? They look better than the real thing, so whether or not it is realistic is a moot point.

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